Nipa is first
We're definitely in need of an announcement, otherwise the love is going to die slowly.
captcha: eilipa october
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
That depends. How much was the gap between the announcement of the movie and actual details of it?
We may get new details in the upcoming 504th Manga.
Remember, details of the Movie were actually regularly released in conjunction with the releases of One-Winged Witches and Fuso Sea incident manga back in 2011.
We got nothing with Suomus and 501st reboot manga. But we may actually get some new details this time around with the upcoming 504th manga.
Anybody here knows when will it get formally serialized?
The movie was first announced in 2010 and it took 1 year for them to give us a release date, and then it was released the next year.
In the March Issue of an magazine that I can't seem to remember the name of, but it seems like the march issue is released in February for some reason.
Comp ace I believe.
The Princess of course!
More like Prinzesshit, amirite?
March issue of Comptiq, which will come out on February 10th or something like that.
Things you didn't know about Strike Witches that would surprise you.
Adolphine Galland is the only witch who wears pants because her flying ace archetype never wore pants or only boxers whenever he flew planes.
Lucchini's episode in season 2 is an homage to the film Roman Holiday.
USA USA USA
The reason Shirley's familiar is a bunny is because the Japanese word for rabbit is Usagi and it closely matches USA.
So which is it then?
Comp Ace has alot of popular series running in it so we actually get scans for it fast.
Comptiq is a tad bit more obscure and doesn't get scanned as often as Comp Ace.
I'm really hoping that its in Comp Ace because really, fuck Nyantype.
Sent the Russian and Finnish embassies messages asking if they were celebrating the irrespective witches birthdays, as well as messages to Mr. Putin and Chuck Yeager regarding Sanya and Shirley.
I think Sanya's archetype definitely deserves more recognition among Russians, being the one of only two female aces in the war who continuously shot down Nazis was pretty cool.
Shame how much everyone's forgotten her.
>sochi didn't have a group of little girls flying above in striker units, hailing from murrika, japan, finland, france, germany, etc
Maybe Japan will do it in 2020.
I want Prinzessin to do things to me.
Is this normal?
I want to see that.
Also, I shared a lewd moment with someone (hopefully female) on facebook who called her/himself Erica Hartmann. That was weird but kind of arousing.
You can count on the Japanese having lolis at their opening ceremony. They always have lolis.
Holding on to hope that we get Witches.
But if they ever slide anime references, they'll most prolly use Evangelion, SnK, or whatever the flavor of the season in 6 years.
Protip: Most likely a male.
If they wanted to pander to casuals they'd pick something like Miyazaki.
Just imagine them doing something like the cat bus from Totoro at 2020.
Lucky Eila, I want to comb Perrine's lovely hair too.
I might be a minority in this case but I prefer Eila x Perrine than Eila x Sanya. She seems to work better with Perrine.
I feel you on the Eila x Perrine and have Sanya x ____me__
Eila x Sanya isn't going anywhere unless Eila grows some balls....or Sanya becomes much more aggressive.
Keep your Sanya, once Nipa finds out Eila is now with Perrine I will swoop in and act as her shoulder to cry on and then she will be mine.
It's all part of a bigger plan.
We will never get what we want r-right?
Witches don't exist, you won't fuck them.
>only wants to fuck them
Nigga you don't understand
They won't fuck us*
>Sexualizing the witches to that extent
I just want to hug Nipa and tell her everything is going to be okay.
I bet you expected my plan was to woozle in her wozzle?
anon you are drunk
thats the wrong kind of nipa
go to bed
I don't want to fug them.
I want to fondle Lynne's sweater puppies, rub Perrine's pantyhosed thighs, have Lucchini sleep on my lap like a kitten, rub my head in Amelie's cute butt.
You're a pleb if you want to fug them instead of other things.
Their parents must have been proud.
As expected your intentions to be as pure as mine
I like you
Maybe being cuddled by her and accidentally being suffocated by her Nipa's wouldn't be too bad either.
If I die she could write it off as one of her infamous accidents.
Can't see why murdering someone with her woozles would be her fault
Isn't Nipa's breasts in the top five largest? I think they top five big breasted witches are.
FUG :DDDD x----dDDddd sour do :dD sparde xD
No threesome between myself, Hanna Wind and Nipa.
Why must life be cruel?
Would you wear a blue sweater too?
We can all agree that Aurora is best Onee-chan.
I want to drink her piss
We need more witches pissing.
Helma is the only witch with magic urine
How soft are Lynne's Lynne's?
How would the rest of you emotionally handle it if SW took a sudden turn for the GrimDark?
My mind would break, if anything ever happened to that this smiling face
I don't know why but I think I would love it even more. I'd probably break down every time a witch gets hurt.
I would be a crying wreck if one dies.
Gertrude's smile is a miracle of the universe.
Would commit a mahjong.
>tfw you will never go strolling through the country side on a beautiful day with Trude
Let's list things that are a miracle of the universe in the SW universe, I already have the obvious one out of the way. >>101797291
I'm not her sister, so I guess that makes sense.
Every witch is a miracle of the universe, anon.
Every part of every witch is a miracle, my friend.
Only a true lady can wear a sunhat and dress like that.
Also why isn't Trude wearing her hair down? She would look marvelous with it wearing that dress and hat.
Erica is a true angel.
Yes, my friend.
Yeah, Erica's nice.
I've been having a major-length roleplay with a person who plays as Erica Hartmann on a roleplay website... Let's just say that it's possible to turn it into a small novel-length fanfiction, filled with certain bits of smut involving Eila and Sanya, Hartmann and Minna, Yoshika and Mio... And I'm not done with the RP yet. At all. >>
...This thread can't die. I will not allow it to die. :|
...Come on guys, seriously.
...Also, is this Captcha a sign or something? idk.
Captcha: Assbest Sutherland
I want to spoil Erica with sweets and Ursula with books.
The Love will never die!
Never shall it die.
>no news for months
>people expect threads to not die
...Welp. I guess I gotta post some Marseille.
Marsille will smell and look like shit in few years.
>Also, I shared a lewd moment with someone (hopefully female) on facebook who called her/himself Erica Hartmann. That was weird but kind of arousing.
yeah, that may have been me. are you john from texas? if so, im sorry brah, im definitely a guy
I'll admit, the reason why I figured that I'd post some Marseille was because in the previous thread there seemed to be quite a bit of posts about her. :|
I, myself, am not really a fan of her. >>
Love, i have reached an impasse. I am travelling to Germany over spring break to visit a friend who goes to school there. While i'm there i also want to visit the Hartmanns' grave. However, normalfaggacy demands i leave my erica daki at home. How do i take such a large object with me without getting caught being a weeaboo faggot by my friend
Well... I'm not sure. Can't really help you there.
I will, however, give you some Erica and Trude. >3>'
John from Texas? Phew, that's not me.
Might as well bump with some Minna as well.
It pains me because if they do kill off a witch it would probably be Minna.
Probably. She's the oldest still-active witch in the Strike Witches, and almost as old as Mio, who was losing her powers at the time.
It'd be sad to see what would happen... We all know that Mio and Minna are close. How would Mio react?
She would return to duty in any way should could to get revenge
Bumping and testing the new captcha change
Have you guys hailed your queen today?
Eh. Not really. Don't know much about her, to be honest. :|
Why don't you just fucking stop posting already.
seems like the ruskies like their lolis as much as the japs
>the girl in the opening ceremony
>the chikld athletes, like that figure skater
But doesn't Putin hate homosexuals?
Then how can he love witches?
Has anyone told you to kill yourself? If no, then now is the time.
Don't mix 3DPD with pure 2D.
In all seriousness homophobic countries don't look at lesbianism the same way they look at male homosexuality
don't know what the ruskies think of dykes
Yep. I get told to kill myself all the time. Get called an 'autistic faggot', 'cancer', etc..
Confirmed for good taste
And that's pretty bullshit why can't men love men?
How does Shirley feel knowing that Trude can pull off a bunny suit look better than her?
Well... I certainly know that the picture in >>101792004 probably counts as Shirley's face when she saw Trude.
God that image bugs the hell out of me... considering how those Neuroi beams work, I wonder why this hasn't been seen yet. If it can sever a ship's hull, it can do the same to flesh, bone, and aluminum.
Pic unrelated, but I do wonder why this happened...
Like you said
>it can sever a ship's hull, it can do the same to flesh, bone, and aluminum
They don't show it cause this is a family friendly show
But what if the Neuroi beams only affect inorganic matter? Keep in mind, these are aliens we are talking about. They could be a different type of "laser" compared to what we normally associate with the word "laser".
I was going to call you crazy but maybe you do have a point
S1 one Sanya gets hit in the leg and only loses the striker unit
Also, wasn't Trude hit once as well, and she had a near-death because of how she fell? Or do I have that wrong and I need to watch the series again?
I should go and see if there's someone who does a show about anime math and science sort of like how Game Theory did the physics behind the Assassin's Creed jumps and the future being predicted through ALL of the games that have been created so far, starting with the prediction of reality television. It would be interesting.
Video Games Predict Your Future?
Leap Of Fail
Gertrude and Eila's boobs are best boobs.
Might get to go out for German food on Valentine's day after all.
I think any Karlsland witch would find it surprising if you organized a night in while you cooked her German cuisine. That would probably get you a lot of points from them.
Just be careful about stereotypical foods...
Apparently Chuck has not seen Strike Witches.
Just got an email reply from him asking where I saw Shirley
Would you mind screen capping it and did you ask him how he felt about his anime counterpart?
So you telling me Germans don't like sausage and beer?
I would like every inch of her body clean.
Maybe you should watch it again
And once you're done tell why do they even bother to use their shields if it doesn't hurt them
Wait, where did you get the address? I'm somewhat jealous.
It's not that they don't like it. They could very well possibly like it. But keep in mind that it's possible that certain people don't like sausage and beer, and could offend them if you actually gave them that.
If you consider it... Would you want someone to make you a hamburger, hot dog, and fries just because you're an American and that's what Americans stereotypically like?
I am not good at cook.
Because they still have to protect themselves from Striker and weapon damage. The only reason why Eila didn't use her shield up until the episode with the über-tall tower was because she is capable of seeing short distances into the future, so she is able to avoid the shots.
The others do not have that ability.
I don't find it too offensive cause most stereotypes are true, but then again that's just me
>The only reason why Eila didn't use her shield up until the episode with the über-tall tower was because she is capable of seeing short distances into the future, so she is able to avoid the shots.
Yes, and? That doesn't have anything to do with the topic.
If Eila sees 6 seconds in the future does that mean she sees her self getting shot every time she goes out on battle?
That sounds awful
I just want to know how to get in touch with Chuck Yeager without bugging the hell out of him or pissing him off...
Could you ask him if he plans on releasing a new biography anytime soon? I would be really interested in reading one but the old one is hard to find in the UK and there's not one in current circulation.
It's on his official website
Removed my details for "securityyyyy"
Eila is capable of avoiding the shots, so she doesn't have to rely on her shield. The others do not have this ability, so they have to rely on their shields to keep their Strikers from being destroyed in battle.
The way that I see it, I think it's more along the lines of she sees and knows where the shot goes ahead of time, so she makes adjustments to avoid them. It doesn't necessarily mean that she sees herself getting shot each time.
Does Eila's gift to see into the future have any relation to Nipa's "curse"? Maybe every bullet she misses somehow affects Nipa due to some kind of karma.
Just imagine Erica has been sleeping all day and she wakes up to discover you've cooked her one of her favourite meals which brings a smile to her face. DO YOU WANT TO SEE THAT SMILE?
Bratwurst, beer, and with Erica, potatoes. Now you know how to cook German food
I don't think that's quite true. Really want to try Schnitzel.
The three phrases you need to know for a trip to Germany are, more beer, more bratwurst, and wheres the bathroom.
I have no clue.
...Somebody could turn that into a comic, though.
Think about this for a moment. An experiment done involving where Nipa and Eila are both brought into training with the paintball weapons. They are separated into two groups, with each Suomus witch being the target. Eila is given no warning on where the shots will be, while Nipa is told where the shots would be at a second or two before each shot takes place. As soon as Nipa avoids an actual shot, Eila gets hit once. And it goes on until the person shooting at Nipa proceeds to do normal training with her, ending up with her getting shot by the paintballs multiple times, with Eila regaining her ability to avoid the projectiles.
Other than that, I'm not sure if it's a direct link or if it's just coincidence.
You are awesome! Thank you!
Over thinking holy shit
I want to impregnate Nipa
She's so soft and fluffy
Is she softer than Lynette?
I'm honestly curious on how it'd work. I mean... what makes these things what they are? I'll admit, I'm kinda overthinking some of it a bit... But I'm jus' sayin'.
I still like the theory Nipa's misfortune is somehow Eila's fault. Remember Nipa did like Eila quite a lot so maybe some of the futures she saw which she diverted somehow made their way to Nipa in the form of bad luck?
softer and fluffier than Yuno
>half of the thread is filtered out namefag posts
Cancer is killing the love.
I think it would be interesting if Sanya played the same roll as the girl in that Nicolas Cage movie Next where he can only see a brief distance into the future unless he's with that one girl, in which case he can see a vast distance further into the future.
Looks like someone is going to miss out on Yeager
Would Nipa let me feel them if I comforted her?
Strike Witches would be better if they toned down the yuri and focused more on the combat.
Some faggots like attention
there's five namefags so far filtered
Most of the yuri is just vaguely implied
This ain't Sakura Trick
Nipa's my witch-fu
I just filtered all of the namefags and now there aren't any new posts in the last 6 minutes.
There weren't any new posts in the last 6 minutes anyway, anon.
I would marry her to release Nipa from her punishments.
I must be a god, then.
You're welcome, gentlemen.
I couldn't punish her ;-;
pet her head
Thank you for making the namefags shy
Now this will be a slow thread
...I agree. These three are what I would do.
Now, random gif because I don't think I have any more Nipa.
Still don't know what Erica meant here
...Crossed over the threshold from "maybe she doesn't like me" to "I love you so much, I love you more, no I love you more"?
>no more Nipa
I'll start dumping
Crossing also means mating.
Thanks for clearing it up, but made me sad cause I'll never cross over
At least they look happy about it
You are now aware that Bubi is pronounced like "Boobie" yet Hartmann has no boobs.
That's from the Olympic's opening ceremony. Sanya's one of the girls who lead the athletes through the stadium and Eila's obviously an athlete representing Finland/Suomus.
>I want to protect the airspace over Sochi with Sasha.
Erich Hartmann was called "Bubi" by his mates.
What is there is magical.
I don't think that counts as Nipa
Eh. if it contains more than one character I copy it and put them in their respective folders.
Wait, so you don't have a folder with all the SW related images mixed?
You have no sense of adventure Nipafag
I had them mixed.
Then WPG harassed me about it.
Can't see why that's a bad thing
I label the images by character and with a number. That is, unless the images are really 18+. Sooooo that goes into the 18+ folder.
...Which currently has a couple hentai panels in it, and... like... two Nipa pictures and that's it.
...There's also a 18+ Live Action thing that my friend sent me that I just leave there. >>
But I want WPG to do that to me
>label the images
Nigga you gay
But he's gross
Note the file name. That's kinda how I do it usually.
Also, the cosplay porn stuff was sent to me by a friend. I didn't actively look for it. She just started sending me the files.
I've been over this already
She came on to him
>I didn't actively look for it
Save your lies
I for one won't judge you
Feels bad being the only Anon still posting
Hope these threads go back to their former glory
Don't worry friend. New season will rekindle the love. Just think of it this way, strike witches is one of the few shows on /a/ thats 7 years old, not outwardly hated on in each thread, and still has regular threads. The love is alive and well, just a little less than it used to have.
I miss the lively threads where there was always bullshit to talk about and where we all came together to bully Perrine
Well as I said season 1 was 7 years ago, season 2 was 4 years ago pretty much everything worth mentioning as been discussed over and over. and a majority of /a/ has seen it, or still outright refuses to watch it.
Personally strike witches hold a place in my heart and to /a/ because it was the first show I watched with /a/ all those years ago. Don't worry anon a new season WILL bring more life to the threads.
If you're the only anon posting, does that mean you're having a conversation with yourself right now?
Was the only Anon talking to the namefags
So by my guess there's only 3 Anons including myself
no, I'm also here. So there are two of us.
hartman is best girl
We just have to wait and believe
Indeed. It will come eventually. I pray that it does.
thats the spirit!
So do we actually know anything about the new season?
Last time I checked the OVA this year probably by Fall and it's going to be more 501st
S3 is still unknown
I want Erica to kick me in the balls.
Can't let you do that.
And are you going to stop me? Bitch
...Out of the three presented, which Lucchini would you choose, and why?
I would choose older Lucchini because sexy and less likely to get in major trouble with in certain ways... but would certainly like to get into other trouble with.
...That is, if she wanted.
...And yes, I do mean in ways other than sex.
You would choose adult Zucchini rather than the 12 year old, perflat version?
God...disgusting. There are just some images you just don't need to see.
Would pick big Lucchini and while I'm in her make her smaller again so she can crush my dick and I can take her virginity twice
TECHNICALLY, for legality reasons. I wouldn't touch normal Lucchini like that.
Also. Nice autocorrect.
Oh god how I want to nibble her piss covered swimsuit
I wish to sex this blonde princess while she's laying on her back, legs spread and up in the air and wearing her tiara. I wish to thrust in her strong just delicate body and as she experiences the height of ecstasy, I wish to gentle pat on her on the head and tell her she's a good girl as I fill her insides with my juice. I'm sure this is normal.
But it's not a tiara, it's an antenna
I know what it is, and I think it's adorable.
>wearing her tiara
Not sure if that's the verb I'd use. Or noun
What happens when you collect enough stamps?
She becomes real
But can you touch them or are they like magic lights?
Hah, fukken saved.
Funny images like that are so easy to miss since that artist usually only draws subpar porn with huge tits.
That's a good question. I wish to find out. I wish to pat them on their head, see what happens.
I hope it's like an untouchable magic light so I can put my dick through it and have it glow
They are not physical, just like the familiar ears and tails.
Though touching the antennas would probably be quite intense feeling for the witch.
Wait their ears and tails aren't physical?
>touching the antennas would probably be quite intense feeling for the witch
Oh now I really want to put my dick in it
>not physical, just like the familiar ears and tails
Correct. But isn't it obvious? The tails appear through their clothes without damaging them.
Also, the familiar synchronization effects (read: ears & tails) were originally translucent, but the anime left this detail out. Like most things related to the familiars.
Well they don't wear pants so the tail can go out. At least that's what I tough
But they have to be physical they move with the wind and shit
Err maybe they just didn't think it through well enough. It goes through clothing but it also pushes and interacts with other pieces of clothing once it's out.
Yo that's some bullshit right there
I can't accept that the tails and years aren't physical
>ears and tails aren't physical
You mean I can't pat Trude's droopy ears?
It's most likely just an oversight. It'd be a good q&a question if any of us ever attended such an event.
Isn't it shown often in artwork that they have holes.
Wait a second
Don't those swimsuit uniform have a cut in the front and back?
Like this guy said
Of course you can, once virtual reality becomes a thing you can pat whatever you want
Which is why I said it's probably just an oversight.
I'm too much of a faggot to asking something I'm certain is wrong
So I can snuggle against Nipa's woozles?
It's the only thing that still keeps me alive
That and S3
The waifu age needs to come more quickly.
Aaaaaaaand slightly off topic: I have 16 pictures of Nipa now.
This some weird shit you guys are on about
Going to sleep hope to see the thread up by tomorrow
So much newfaggotry, love might as well be dead.
Seriously? You guys thought the tails & ears are physical?
What next, is someone going to claim striker propellers are physical?
>calling others newfags
It's weird but no one has ever brought it up before.
I always thought they were physical, since one scene shows Mio's suit splitting making room for her tail to push through
I thought they were physical too. They seem to have some plot holes with it though. For some it splits (like Mio) and I'm pretty sure the same thing happened for Yoshika too.
Weasel words. Besides, there isn't ANY official artwork which shows this since it isn't the truth.
The anime skips a lot of details though and occasionally gets them wrong, but I'm going by Humikane's word here.
I guess I should also mention that there are varying levels of familar sync (eg. Tetsuko's magic ability) but that's mostly irrelevant here.
Having recently bought Max Anarchy, I cannot help but feel that Fast Lane, despite being anachronistic, is the most Shirley song ever. Christ the whole song is completely about breaking speed records, being faster than the speed of sound, and being the fastest person alive.
Only problem is that it's by Canadians. God dammit. The only damn song in the game not by Americans and it fits Shirley.
None of the other songs really fit any other Witches since most of them aren't murderous psycopaths
I wish SW canon was more consistent in details.
Especially the animes with its poor representation of familiars, they're pretty much completely skipped. And it's already way too late to retcon everything - what a shame.
I wonder what the animes would've been like if Humikane had had complete control over them.
>Familiars are transparent
But...but how am I supposed to tickle my favorite witch's animal ears then
Marseille is mean.
Just imagine them like you want.
...Now, I know I've asked this before... But does anyone have a detailed description of what Hanna Rudel is like? I seriously don't know, other than the fact that she has said things before to test people, or something.
All 2D girls would look cuter if they don't wear pants. It's unfair to say that witches are cuter than other girls because other girls are handicapped by the fact that they wear pants.
Only reason I don't like her is because she's such an ass to Erica
That's not true anon. Don't be silly.
The military uniforms might be unfair though.
I think she's just autistic and incapable of actually responding like a normal person
certain aviation-minded people may be able to tell what type of aircraft this is and who it belongs to
>there will never be a modern day SW using striker units based on Iranian 5th gen stealth fighter
Honestly, I'd rather have a girl who's got something like this.
I've got a passion that burns like napalm, and god damn it she's got it ignited.
I think she's a dick to a lot of people. While I admit she's pretty, I never really cared much for her.
No wonder all Marseille fans seem to talk about is just sex/getting drunk. I agree that she's very pretty and sexy though.
...That looks like a P-39 Airacobra tail.
Any info on s3?
Nothing other than the fact that it will be glorious.
Attempting to bump.
What is everyone's thoughts on Hanna Rudel?
SA-6 Gainful, please the family is already at SA-17 Grizzly.
You do know that's just a fake mock up?
She is kawaii.
Translator's note: kawaii means scary
Whatever makes you sleep at night anon.
I still can't believe Iran seriously tried to pass that off as actual fighter. That's worse than North Korean propaganda.
Apparently the 504 manga is being published in Comptiq magazine.
You can't be serious. That thing was literally plywood and fiberglass!
To think Iran has the capability to fully develop a third generation jet fighter, much less a fifth is laughable.
Pic related: the cockpit.
Yuri identical twincest is the purist form of love
I'm the bed.
Selfcest is best cest
God dammit /a/non stop being so lewd.
That's just sisterly bonding.
Their a new kind of sisters now
Does it say yuri anywhere in that post
Disgusting. I fucking hate Null so much.
>He doesn't like anal
>He hates Null
This is shit taste on a whole new level /a/non
What the FUCK
One of the like 2 or 3 pictures where futa is actually acceptable
>Null draws Futa
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I am legitimately angry right now. He's one of my favorite artists but futa is literally one of the things I despise the most in H-artwork.
I'm in a moral conundrum right now, god dammit Null why do you test me like this
I wanted to believe that that was one those photoshops of his art ;_;
How about fuck you all. Anal is SHIT. I don't like futa either. As for Null, the art is bad even if it were to be not lewd. The faces don't look right and the body is too chubby. They're certainly not cute, which is what's most important.
>muh shit taste
Anal is bad. Belly is good.
yours is wrong
>not liking futa
What are you, gay?
What are you, gay?
>Heretofore, witches have used ether in the atmosphere
Im sorry, i know that their primary method of explaining the logic present in the show is magic, but come on, the aether? At least be original when it comes to explaining magic, dont pick an old theory on how light propagates as a wave through an undetectable medium. Like who even knows about the luminiferous aether, and doesn't know that its the single most retarded thing the human race has come up with besides the theory of ancient aliens and Homeopathy.
At least pick something with style, like choosing to believe things aren't quantized. At least then you can explain striker units by saying they have ping pong ball black body radiators that produce infinite energy duct taped to the back.
Glorious. I want a Sanya version.
That's lewd, Eila.
Groin areas are great.
It's pretty neat, alright.
There's some severe limp wristing going on there.
It's almost Valentine's Day.
Almost time for apples.
I'm afraid to ask.
I want to stroke Minna's ears and tail.
I want a doujin about Nipa bothering Eila for attention so much that Eila just snaps and "domesticates" her. Of course Eila stays with Sanya but she keeps Nipa around as a maid and occasional cumdump. And Nipa is perfectly fine with being Eila's broodmare.
Sanya V. Litvyak = Sanya Vladamir Litvyak
Vladamir = Vladamir Putin
Sanya V. Litvyak = Vladamir Putin
Watching SW for the first time.
A woman after my own heart, man.
She does that, doesn't she?
I will need both hands for that.
What sort of a birthday present would you give to your favorite witch?
A vodka-flavored cake
Man you guys are blind
The propellers aren't real but the ears and tails are
It shows the tail coming out of that cut all school swimsuits have
How was this not obvious?
Is that even a thing? I don't think Sanya's much into drinking.
They don't all have cuts.
Going back to what I said earlier in the day
It isn't possible, though. I think so.
Oversight or not they're meant to be physical unlike the propellers
You're not thinking straight, stop being argumentative. No one's disagreeing with you.
Just got here and was late for the argument
Sorry about that but I thought everyone was on the same page in this
>It isn't possible
Actually, techincally, it is possible. But the vodka will just evaporate whilst the cake is baking, some sort of an aroma and after taste may stay present.
>I think so.
Why do you think so low of her?
>think so low of her
Why would i dissin' my waifu? I mean "Ah, she maybe like it, i think so."
Most people who watch SW develop their interest over time.
First they all like Hartmann, nobody knows why but she happens to be the entry level waifu, probably forced by Krautchan.
The follow up is Shirley and Lucchini depending on personal sexual preference.
An then we get to Sanya and Eila, complete faggots go for Sanya, people with more self esteem tend to like Eila.
Lynette is a bit special, people usually like her for her tits and because she is clumsy in the beginning of the show. I think most of the Lynette fans do deserve her, same goes for Yoshika, both girls pretty unspectacular so I figure loving them is not a temporary thing.
Militaryfags like Sakamotos laugh and how simple she can be, Sakamoto is a ok tier waifu.
I don't understand Minna fans, the reasons to like her seem more complex. The people who started to like her after the singing act are faggots.
Trude is a top level Waifu with more personality than Hartmann, very underrated but I see crazy love for her by a few people on /a/.
The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne, everybody hated her when they first watched the show. I hated her for at least a year or so and while I expressed my hate by posting bad things on /a/, I sort of realized I actually like her. It wasn't easy to accept that this stupid bitch got me to this point but I didn't want to deny it either so I let it happen and fell in love with her. She isn't my waifu because I never cheat but I never had such a intense experience with any other girl ever.
>its kopipe but its true
I started missing that pasta
>complete faggots go for Sanya
The fuck are you on about?
>The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne
Oh, now I see. You're just a massive faggot.
>I hated her for at least a year or so
Now you're proven to be even more-so of a faggot.
>She isn't my waifu because I never cheat but I never had such a intense experience with any other girl ever.
This is a whole new level of faggotry.
>The fuck are you on about?
He's obviously pointing out the greatest threat.
I'm kinda the same way about Perrine. At first, I didn't like her because she was mean... but then, as the series went on, I eventually began to realize that she was so overly mean because of the fact that she had lost /everything/. Her home, her homeland, her family, she had to sell a shit-ton of her family heirlooms in order to help rebuild... She had been stripped of everything. Deep down inside, she didn't want to break down and cry, because she felt that it wouldn't be proper to do so.
At least, from what I think anyways.
You have the deciding vote in a sing off competition between Gertrude and Shirley. You only have a shot time limit to vote but who do you decide is the winner?
Anal certainly is shit, quite literally, but you're saying null's art isn't cute? Come on now anon. Null should draw more non-lewd.
You pay too much attention to fuso navy uniforms, even ignoring the fact they don't all have those cuts, and also ignoring all the witches with high pantyhose.
They're often depicted as physical in FANART, I'll give you that.
>being this angry at 5 years old copypasta
>eating old pasta
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Haven't seen this one
...I don't think this one's a pasta...
Easy victory for Trude.
Don't like that boring Liberion, sorry.
Their real enough, you faggot!
Is she playing imouto base visual novels?
I want a pet woozle.
Reminds me of His Dark Materials trilogy.
...I have the nontranslated version.
Got the full translated version?
Sure, if that's what you choose to believe. Because magic.
They just happen to go through clothes without damaging them, we NEVER see anyone or anything interacting them with and they're magic in the first place.
>5 years old copypasta
Welp, I have to say that was really dull of me, even though I am new to the SW threads.
I must admit, I enjoy how the copypasta ALWAYS gets some buttmad SW newfag reactions. Must be because it's completely true.
I hate Valentine's Day
Don't be so depressed, Trude. Maybe you'll get some little sisters on valentine's day.
Yes. Yes I do. I don't have a clue where I originally got it from though, I had to ask a friend to look for it for me. But here, I uploaded my strike witches/null folder....or what I think are null images.
It's 124 images or so, enjoy digging through it, don't mind the duplicates.
Sanya should punish Eila for that. I want to see it happen.
A number of witches have birthdays around that time.
Shirley Feb 13
Junko Feb 13
Mami Feb 14
Jennifer DeBlanc Feb 15
>Must be because it's completely true.
I don't even know who I like all that much from the SW universe. They all seem kinda fun and cute, it's just that Eila x Sanya is a really sweet pairing, that makes my heart go doki doki.
So you know 11 witches, the 501st JFW.
There are over 140 more, and they're all wonderful in their own ways.
I guess. I need to order those LNs sometime soon. Can you suggest me a starting point, for the LN series that is?
Which witches bed would you crawl into?
I would pick Minna's since it looks the safest, she looks like she could use a good cuddling buddy at night.
I would shake Lucchini's tree to make her fall down.
I want to sneak between Eila and Sanya as they sleep.
I would be nervous as hell and possible have a boner if that happened.
Anybody mind telling me the context of this image?
Trude is offering a comfy sleeping place for her familiar. It's from a doujinshi where Trude's familiar somehow got stuck in humanoid form or something.
I don't exactly remember the details, haven't read it in a long time.
Reverse Google gave the title as True? x True?!
Should be easy to get it by then.
So the only way I can win the Gertrude is if I become the little girl?
On the related note, am i the only SW fans who never watched KanColle?
Never played it, never watched it and I don't have any motivations to do either.
All I know is that Humikane did the illustrations.
Why can't more English girls be like Lynette? Instead everyone is a slag.
Never played nor watched either.
Not much interest either.
Same here. Also best imouto.
Who's imouto is she supposed to be?
Poor Yoshika's friend, not even Trude wants you.
Nah, SW and kankore fans don't overlap much.
I-I-It's not like i want to her big brother or something like that.
>am i the only SW fans who never watched KanColle?
But the anime's not even out yet.
I want to be Lynne's onii-chan.
At least then she can set me up with Perrine
How very nice of you.
I promise to feed her and take care of her.
This is just a shoop, right?
I don't recall seeing this version before, and the edit doesn't look like null's art.
>the edit doesn't look like null's art.
Or more like, it looks copypasted and a little rough.
I'd rather have her as my daughteru.
A 22 year old lonely father. Definitely I'd catch the attention of a few cute witches.
I want to dangle a bit of string in front of Sanya to see if she bats at it.
I think you know what would happen if she reacts to that...
What would happen?
Original for comparison. Totally worksafe, all the important bits are covered!
Sharp stares. Then, she iced you.
Describe Lynette in 2 words.
They're not that big, though.
>She complains about her breast
How do one see Lynette with smaller breast?
By looking at Shirley, obviously.
Ain't her breast are about same size as Lynette?
How is it that Luchinni is the worst 501 but she's had two of the best episodes?
What kind of drink would you offer Marseille, if you saw her in a cocktail bar?
Ale or whiskey.
Those are the only things I drink.
>Perrine still mad, eventhough hers are bigger than Miyafuji.
1 handle of the cheapest grain alcohol i can find, fuck that bitch
>Lynette best size probably to be bigger than Trude
Eila and Gertrude's boobs are best boobs.
Minna's aren't bad either.
>fuck that bitch
Where can I get in line?
Attempt to bump.
Oh wait, one more pics.
How would witches confess to you?
I think generally there are anti-fraternization rules in place, which means that unless you're a girl a witch will never confess to you and you aren't allowed to confess to a witch unless you're ballsy enough to face major military punishment... From what I remember anyways.
I would risk military punishment to get my confession to Marsielle.
How does one get close to Minna?
Become a butt alien.
Either that or become a piano player or know your shit about classical music and opera.
I really really like that school uniform.
Shower her with praise about how young she is.
what the hell does that hand gesture even mean
Why would we lie?
That seems to be what young ladies do.
In the 1930's maybe
All witches are equally young and loved
Also love ded
I want to marry Minna.
I'd rather a Trudere.
This guy gets it.
Anyone play JC2 Multiplayer? Yesterday was fun.
"I'm not dead yet!"
Forgot the picture.
Sorry, it's a game. A multiplayer mod for a game called Just Cause 2. It's a HUGE open world game where you work to take over these islands under the interests of the Central Intelligence Agency. Anyway, for the multiplayer game we were playing a mod that involved taking over the lands for one of the three default factions. We were allowed squads and I started one named after the 501st. My squad was the biggest and had the most troops. The core members stuck to me, and we would always draw a crowd of volunteers. Shit was so cash.
Why is it that Marsielle seems like she wouldn't be loyal at all as a wife and lover?
Her love for little boys, maybe?
Not even vaguely witch related
I think she actually would be a caring and faithful lover if you manage to win her heart.
I'd rather go for Hanna Rudel. She at least knows the meaning of loyalty.
I love Hanna's mysterious personality. I'd go for her friendship.
Aurora is best Onee-chan.
Indeed. I just wish I knew more about her.
Always fun for me going in for a low altitude "crop dusting" in War Thunder, so... yeah.
You should be waking up
Just about to go to bed.
But I'm already up!
Is it just me or are the eyes sort of fucked up in that pic?
Swissfag going to sleep. I want to dream of Erica.
Keep the love alive guys!
I'll try my best
I dreamt about Erica last night.
She was on an island, and I couldn't seem to reach her. But she looked so beautiful, and waved at me.
Really hate how unambiguous that is.
It's probably because you know she will never exist (the distance and island), but wish that she was real so that you could interact with her (the waving).
I've had two dreams about Erica. One very lewd, like very very lewd. In the other I got to princess carry her after she fell asleep then surprise her by hugging her from behind before she left and the dream ended. I wish I could have more but I am very satisfied so far
Nyaa to Sanya
You're alright pal
I had a dream Sanya accidentally crept into my bed last night, she woke up me up and started acting like an actual cat, even letting me scratch her behind the ears and rubbing up against me. Suddenly the door to my room opened and Eila barged in so I had to hide Sanya quickly under my blankets where she kissed me on the cheeks and said "Just for tonight, okay?".
>no murderous rampage
That's total fiction
I had to hide her under my blankets so there wouldn't BE a murderous rampage.
If you don't think Sanya is one of the most beautiful witches I will fight you.
...I have yet to have any sort of dream involving any of the Strike Witches. Most likely because I don't really dream anymore.
And I will help you
I love her pale skin and green eyes.
I do agree that Sanya is one of the most beautiful witches.
However, I also like many others.
I have yet to have a normal dream.
I still get dreams of distorted figures with smered faces who keep looking at me and making creepy sounds all the time.
I, for once would like to dream about Sanya in the sleep. But, most of my dream mostly deja vu related.
Once you become desperate and delusional enough you can lucid dream anything
Then again, i did remember having a short girl kissed me on the cheeks. In the dream.
If I wanted to woo Sanya would I have to seek out Eila's permission to make sure I am an okay gentleman?
Pretty much. And you'd need to be better than an "okay" gentleman. You'd have to be 13/10 amazing...
Would she call me an awful person if my plan to woo Sanya was actually to woo Eila?
...Prooooobably. Because you're using Sanya to get to Eila. Which is a total and utter dick move.
How would you feel if some chick that you thought liked you and was trying to go out with you... ended up actually going for your close friend, because that was her plan all along?
Don't shot him down so fast
I like your plan and it might work if you show her that Sanya is not that in to her and you strike when her heart is low
You must be mistaking, my witch-fu ain't no slut
I'm saying she's not
My english is not that broken
Oh, is that so. My apologize.
Thread is near bump limit and I'm feeling lovely
Post more Angel
...This reminds me that the ace that Sanya was based off of was 21 when she died in 1943, after being attacked by a bunch of German aircraft.
I like to think that the SW universe is some kind of Heaven to immortalize great WWII aces
And she's killing Neuroi in Heaven now
I like it more when Trude rapes Raisa
...Okay, I really like that.
...Why can I not find a witch of my own? It's like I can't decide between ANY of the witches. D:
I'd recommend finding more witches cause you can't just pick one because she looked great at the time
You need to keep looking and you will know when you found that one witch
Do you think I'd have trouble ordering a Lucchini or Erica daki into Canada? The daki's dont look too to lewd.
Since I'm killing this thread I'll make a new one
...There's kinda a problem with that...
I keep getting drawn to Hanna Rudel. But... The problem is that I know next to nothing about what she's like. Is there ANY sort of information about what her personality is like, in addition to how she acts?
Here you go guys
Check the new thread