What woud it take to impregnate Venus?
Venus was gay for Mars? I can't blame her.
She's fucking 14 you sack of dog sperm.
So? She's begging for it.
>people actually like chibi moon
>voting for Moon and Chibi Moon
>the girl who needs one more stamp on her card and her next abortion's free
Yeah, I hope you enjoy going to jail and being molested by goons week in week out.
She's fucking not real you sack of sick socks
>tfw dreaming of sailor moon and her companions asking you to impregnate them
>tfw they are fighting each other for your spern just to bear your children
>tfw you are laying there and fapping furiously to their bitch fights and cum all over them
>tfw they exhale on your cock
oh damn she was my first waifu when I was 14
Why is Venus such a slut?
>tfw they exhale on your cock
This is some kind of "copied pasta", right? It has all the signs.
Considering how old this show is, I doubt viewers knew what a computer network was at the time.
Venus just likes porn
Makoto was the one that literally slobbed over any man that looked her way
When's the new Sailor Moon airing?
Why? Theres nothing wrong with young children inhaling and exhaling on your cock. Its the circle of life. Air goes in, fresh girly child air comes out
And Venus already knew what's up.
warranty void if Venus is shaken
>Venus is 14
>you are 25+, balding, probably overweight, smelly, living in your parents basement without leaving the room for 3 months
>you are living the dream
True pairings everyone knows this is true:
Usagi x Mamoru
Makoto x Ami
Michiru x Haruka
Chibusa x Hotaru
Usagi x Rei
Usagi x Minako
prove me wrong
anyone not voting for sailor moon in that poll hasnt had sex with enough women to know how good a fuck that personality would have
Mars > Jupiter > Venus > Mercury > Moon
Universal ranking, search your feelings you know that it's true.
Dont girls start getting their periods at 13?
boy those early yuru yuri seasons did look like shit
The anime and manga are fairly different right? Which is superior?
Youngest mother is 5 year olds.
No, that's why Moon is at the bottom.
>That Moon voice
Wait is this real?
Anime is more episodic, more laughs.
Manga gets straight to the point and deals a lot more with romance.
MAKE WAY FOR ONE TRUE GODDESS
I knew someone would ask this, she's using her sarcastic tone for whatever reason.
Not if I could impregnate Jupiter first
You mean Mars.
Mars >= Jupiter > Moon > Venus > Mercury
My Mars bros.
It's probably the worst US dub not done by 4kids.
Nothing tops the Filipino Yu Yu Hakusho dub.
German dub is best dub.
i think i just got cancer
The speech pacing is a bit off and Mercury sounds like she has autism, but they got Moon down perfectly.
The cat is well done too.
DIC dub>All other American dubs
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT
Funi Yu Yu Hakusho is probably the best shounen dub.
DIC did do a good job with the opening of Sailor Moon though. Too bad they changed everyone's name. And some genders.
>Filipino Yu Yu Hakusho
Yusuke = Eugene
Kuwabara = Alfred
Kurama = Dennis
Hiei = Vincent
Genkai = Master Jeremiah (who is also a man in the Filipino version)
Koenma = Jericho
Botan = Charlene
Keiko = Jenny
I think that definitely tops any name changes the DIC dub did, for sure.
The Funi dub was cringe inducing. Every time I heard Kuwabara's dub voice I was tempted to punch something
>You will never impregnate your favorite senshi and take responsibility
Tell me, /a/. I know about all of this yet I still get up in the mornings. Why?
>hating kuwabara and his you're a meshii
Wait. I thought they're really named like that.
I've been lied to.
Filipino dubs change the name of everyone for no reason. It doesn't matter what.
I remember 20 years ago I used to spend a significant amount of my time arguing about the dub and the evils DIC was perpetrating by slashing up the episodes and censoring content.
Autism never changes.
>tfw that Jupiter doujin where shes older and married and delivers flowers to some old fans who get her drunk and have sex and impregnate her while shes asleep
>taking advantage of the senshis
But they made a better opening.
Forgive and forget.
I used to do the same. I'm still a dub supporter overall though, I feel they have a place regardless of quality. Some dubs are abysmal (DIC Sailor Moon, anything 4kids touched, Card Captor Sakura etc) and sub dubs are fantastic (Funi Yu Yu Hakusho, s-CRY-ed to name a few)
It's a shame how life changes you.
remake announcement any decade now
How are the movies?
But I have my own place go to uni and work two jobs...someone please kill me
The 20th Anniversary Tribute album is OUT NOW with the songs that will be used in the new anime including the new opening.
It's definitely happening this summer.
It's airing this July.
My love of the DIC dub is more nostalgia than anything
You're a faggot if you don't agree they made a better opening though
Why are you using the Emperor in this manner?
but its based JINGROCK doing a JUPITER doujin
how can I not pour gallons of semen?
I was 12 when I first watched Sailor Moon, so it's fine.
>Ma girl Jupiter in the lead.
Her talent isn't that big.
She's grown up in this doujin Anon.
She's not a kid anymore, shes 20-30 something.
Love that image.
I wish Mars would leg-lock me.
can anyone post that picture with Usagi holding a floppy disk saying she can't use a computer?
Mars a cutie.
Everyone knows Tuxedo Man is better.
how many times do you think ami and makoto fucked each other
gif is 2big4/a/
all the time
Everyone knows Japanese dont actually have sex.
ok then friend
>that one doujin where makoto is practicing dance, then goes to take a shower and ami starts furiously sniffing the crotch of her leotard
>not knowing tinypic calls everything a jpg
its clearly a gif
Took some digging...
What would it take to impregnate Chibi Moon?
>The 20th Anniversary Tribute album is OUT NOW with the songs that will be used in the new anime
Hello, I would like to point out this anon I'm quoting is a misinformed retard and that the new anime will use all-original music, character designs and story. Source: producer's twitter.
I'm actually involved with the Anime Expo video department, and we're making promotional material for our Guests of Honor, the 5 dub actresses for the Sailor Senshi. Unfortunately, they got season 3+ Sailor Moon over superior Season 1+2. It is unbearable to seek decent audio from that.
Are you stupid?
That is Momoiro Clover Zs version of Moonlight Densetsu
which was already confirmed way back when the new Sailor Moon was announced to be the new opening.
don't be a fucking moron
michiru best saylor
I'd impregnate uranus.
A few more years and a penis.