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What's she cooking for you, anon? It smells delicious.
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>>101783897
The children of thy enemy,
And yea we sat by the river of Babylon,
And wept.
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semen
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Potato Soup.
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>>101783954
No Anon, that's what you should be cooking for her. In your cock cauldron.
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Harpy soup, I'd run out of chickens.
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>>101783897
Other monster girls that tried to rape you
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Fish soup
God I love fish soup
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>>101783951
If the people of the Old Testament were MGs; what would they be?

Judith a Dullahan.
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nothing, because lizardman is inferior monster girl
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>>101783897
No clue, probably something easy to chew so tadpole daughterus can get their nutrition. Those arms and legs wont grow themselves you know. Maybe mashed yams
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>>101784330
Do you want a fight m8?
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>>101784388
Tapioca Pudding.
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I'm not sure I want to imagine what a Arachne would consider good cooking.
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>>101783897
Fresh minotaur.

Okay, no. That would be disgusting. But it's probably some sort of animal meat.
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Reminder that monster girls don't love you, they just love your semen. They would rather have you be a tentacle monster that squirts semen all over her than your human body copulating in missionary position
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>>101783974
Did you know horses can control how tight their vagina can be? They can make it tight enough to squeeze out the entire penis if they wanted. They also have one of the warmest vagina's known to exist.
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>>101783951
You fool. Melek Taus is the lord of man and earth, and he approves.
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>>101784510
>HORSE PUSSY
Please don't start this again
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>>101784388
Good taste in MGWaifus, would challenge you to a rose duel with you for her hand in marriage.
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>>101784458
Probably the same things the UN and WHO consider to be a good source of protein.
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>>101783897
This OP reminded me of a friend I had who ate a lizard once.
I have a feeling my lizardgirl waifu would be really nervous around him.
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>>101784510

Cite a source on this crap, we have all read it before, but never have I seen someone cite a real source.
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>>101784458
It's probably true
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>>101784528
You say that like you /WANT/ to be cast down from the kingdom of our Lord; go back to Sodom, go back to Gomorrah, may your waifu be a salt pillar so that all may know His glory.
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>>101784458
Fried locusts and other bugs?
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>>101784605
Shit, wrong post, meant for >>101784507
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>>101784543
I would accept this challenge without hesitation
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She's cooking? Oh my, that sounds dangerous, and what the hell would a slime cook anyway?
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>>101784645
If best frog girl turned into a car; what kind of car would she be?

Lime green, classic Miura, that's not currently on fire.
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>>101784618
But your Testaments are distortions of the truth. God left the world after he made it; he doesn't particularly cares what happens down here and there certainly isn't a "kingdom" waiting for you after you die.

There is only Melek Taus, the Peacock, and his fellow Angels.
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>>101784662
Jell-O Puddin' Pops

>>101784507
>not reading superior "my waifus have taste" monster girl settings
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>>101783897
>Werewolf
>Brings back a rabbit in her teeth
>Cooks it
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Obligatory best woman
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You get stuck with your Monsterwaifu for life eating whatever her diet is based on
How fucked are you?
I'm pretty good since bats eat healthy
Also post some, I bought a new computer ´cause I forgot the other one in another country and lost all my data ;_;
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>>101784662
She's cooking herself, to feed to you, so that you'll never be apart,
But you know to possess her,
Is therefore not to desire her,
O' then you know, that lil slime'd just have to go!
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>>101784758

Your poem is terrible.
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>>101784744
Holstaurus, guess I am turning vegan.
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>Salamander
I...shit, what DO they even eat or drink? Besides beer
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>>101784744
What does fried tofu taste like?
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>>101784733

Is she best woman because of her demeanor, the reverse scale, or both?
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>>101784691
Forest green, love bug, extra room in the back seat
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>>101784744
Pretty safe to assume she eats beef, good thing I'm not a vegetarian.
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>>101784744
>Tio
>Sweets, booze, delicious food
I'm good.
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>>101784820
Pure lava/magma

Anywho, where's YBA at. I'm itching for some interrogation.
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>>101784811
U wot m8?
That's basically a direct lift from Nick Cave.
Do you want to be cut cunt?
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>>101784716
>Wake up in the morning to an empty bed
>You're used to this, but wish it wouldn't happen so often because you're a huge sucker for morning cuddles
>Sigh, get up and pump water to fill up tub
>Go outside to light a fire and heat up the water
>such is life inna woods
>Start preparing breakfast, even though you don't have any meat yet
>Werewolf waifu comes back just as you finish preparing everything
>She's got a rabbit in her mouth, and plops it down in front of you with a hearty dose of tail wagging
>She's also filthy and dirty as all hell
>Send her into the bathroom to wash up while you finish making everything and cleaning the rabbit
>Eat breakfast together once she comes back out
>Tell her how good her "cooking" is and pet her through the entire meal
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>>101784812
This anon knows what he's talking about.
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>>101784820

Well going by mythical Salamanders, nothing, they are sustained by fire. So I guess things that are flammable, and or fire.
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>>101784852
It tastes fucking delicious.
Kitsuné-udon master race reporting in.

I found instant Kitsuné-udon at a Japanese import store, it was an apsy religious experience
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>>101784952
Hope he enjoys his new ethanol diet. It works well enough for Russia, so he should be fine.
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>>101784860
It's because she's your woman, and demeanor
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>>101784820
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>>101784878
This is also an acceptable car conversion.

Frog girl confirmed for prince of my dreams; will attempt to bring revolution to the world and start the new, eternal, monster girl era.
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>>101784910

Except that its less a direct lift, and more an absolute butchering.
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>>101784962
>it was an apsy religious experience
I need to add fried tofu and Kitsune Udon onto my list of weeaboo food to try. I still haven't gotten around to Mapo Tofu, but that's probably because I'm not so hot with heat.
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>>101784935
That seems more like just having a dog that has the body of a woman than an actual waifu
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>>101784942
>tfw you will never lovingly suckle from a holstaurus
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>>101785042
Well, you know, go do better. Until he arcs up his computer in his Brighton flat and finds the glory of MG inspiration, we'll have to make do.
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>>101784909
>>101784952
So I'm stuck drinking beer and eating fire, huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYfAJAP0nWA
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>>101785030
may god, devil, and king fall before our quest to bring this dream forth!
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>>101784744
>eat healthy

Most bats eat bugs. They're the number 1 mosquito control in the world. Fruit bats are the exception not the rule.
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>>101785102
Isn't the milk supposed to be the best?
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>>101784962
W-what if I tell you I can cook the real thing?
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>>101785077
I would've appreciated it so much if you edited that embarrassing typo, alas, it's true: Kitsuné-udon is great, as is inari-zushi. Map I stuff isn't too bad, I haven't had the tofu kind, but a ground pork ramen style thing instead. The stock was fatty enough to cut through most of the so spice.
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>>101785152
Kill Akio first, or he'll fuck, and satisfy, all the MGs behind our backs, he's just that manly.
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>>101785195
I'd say are you cute? Bring the food and I'll take you somewhere nice~
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>>101785087
>Dog is man's best friend
>The best marriages happen when you basically marry your best friend
>Ergo, a dog is the best waifu a man could have
More seriously though, I meant to throw in a line about conversation in there somewhere but forgot.
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>>101785168
>mfw I'm lactose intolerant
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>>101785195
I-I'll love you, feed me anon, Kitsuné-udon for the Kitsuné-udon throne, aburaage for the aburaage god.
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>>101785265
You will never know my joy.
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>>101785019
That is probably one of the most doomed Universes I've ever seen. All monster girls out their raping and kidnapping men and any children they have with them are monster girls as well. Humans will die out, slowly, but surely and then the MG's will as well since there won't be any human men left to breed with
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>>101785293
That centaur surprised me
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>>101785265
sucks to be you
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>>101785265

Wow you poor son of a bitch, at least you can imagine it. Well not really because if you try to drink anything like it it would leave you in agony.
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>>101785250
S-sorry anon I don't want to be raped
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>>101784696
Thou shalt worship no false idol anon!
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>>101785265
dont worry anon, with the power of love and cowtits, you can accomplish anything
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>>101784744
>Ryu
>most likely seafood and maybe sushi
I'd be pretty fucked since I have some weird aftertaste on my tongue whenever I eat any seafood that isn't fish, shrimp being the worse offender
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>>101785293
Hey Hound don't be mean ;_;
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>>101785265
It's okay, bullshit demonic energy powers will make her milk...anti-intolerant? I'm not sure what the word for that would be.
In any case, you'll be able to drink your waifu's milk.
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>>101784744
What do Angels even eat?
(I know about the pandemonium, but i fucking hate Dark Angels, i prefer the regular ones)
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>>101785328
Centaur?
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>>101785380
And the power of love of cowtits. And demonic energy. Come to think, even lactose intolerant people could probably shirk that with the help of a monster's logic fucking magic.
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>>101784144
I can see it now!

"Judith-chan, what are you doing with my knife? J-Judith"
"This if for my people Holofernes!"
>She over reaches, preparing to strike, her head falls off and rolls under the table.
"H-Holofernes, I think my head landed in the silverware, c-could you please find it for me! Don't read anything into it! B-Baka!"
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>>101785463
>>101785473

Demonic energy monstergirls a shit.
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>>101785265
>i'm lactose intolerant too
>i would a holstaurus anyway
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>>101785468
Minotaur*
I need to re-read my old classic history books
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>>101785356
I do
by a grill
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>>101785490
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>>101785459
There is more to life that just milk.

>>101785498
Ah, she's adorable.
Also, not sure if there should be a new chapter coming out, or if it's taking a month off as well.
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>>101785490
Even if that were true, not being able to drink you're waifu's milk a shittier.
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>>101785501
>Want to get raped by a girl

Get out you fucking psycho
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>>101785541

Here a picture that is a bit more relevant.
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>>101785501
It ain't rape if he cums
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>>101785297
It's not if you read the entire settings texts.
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>>101785543
I'm fine with waiting, 12 Beasts seems pretty alright so far
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>>101785571
I meant monstergrill
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>>101785587
Check your privilege!

You need a 1+ to pass!
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>>101785495
You are brave anon
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>>101785696
Hope his plumbing's good.
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>>101785571
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
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>All these years

>Still no doujins based on the Monster Girl encyclopedia
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>>101785795
I'm in a monster girl threat
and this fag wanted to be rape
by a girl

fuck
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>>101785587
somebody should shoop that slogan onto a baseball cap, then shoop the cap onto a manticores head
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>>101785866
Okay I've been missing a few months
What's the deal with the manticores?
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>>101785898

Writefags got ahold of them and turned them from merciless rape machines into loveable tomboys.

And you know how we love those tomboys.
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>>101785898
All of your favorite monster girls combined into one neat package
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>>101785898
You must've been missing for longer than that to miss manticore memes entirely.
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>>101785939
I thought they become lovable tomboys after the merciless rape
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>>101785939

Wasn't there something about the tail still being a merciless rape machine? and somewhat independent?
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>>101785939
Ooooohhh
Thank you, I understand now
Yeah I love tomboys too
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>>101785992

Nope. They fuck you with the tail first to make the pussy better.
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Are we having a everyone favorite monster girl threat?
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>>101785939
>yfw a dark-skinned tomboy manticore
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>>101785968
Since September
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>>101786050
Delicious.
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>>101786039

Maybe it was just the one thread then that we were going on about that idea.
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[Reading intensifies]
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>>101786046
Toumasu-tan's frog girl?
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>>101786121
I'm dead.
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>>101786121
>book upside down
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>>101786121
Who is she and why my heart is beating so fast?
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>>101786121

[READING INTENSIFIES]
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>>101784144
Good, let the worst girl become even worst-er.
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>>101786230
The fact that her single strand of hair just happens to look like a mustache makes it all the more hilarious. It's like she's trying to all high-class but failing adorably.
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>>101786306
Oh god I still have this
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>>101786345
Oh god, I was the one who requested that.
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>>101786230
I found the generic version!
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>>101786230
>Book title: Love can Bloom
I'm dead again.
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>>101786230
What is she reading?
Love
Man
Bloom?
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>>101786420
Does this count?
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>>101786230
>>101786511
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>>101786515
Love can bloom on the battlefield.
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>>101786511
When is it going to be Bloom's day?!
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>>101786515

Love can bloom
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_Can_Bloom
Its 40k, and absolutely heretical.
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>>101786420
>3DPD
Get out.
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>>101786545
She's a lizardman, wouldn't she just start blindly striking out with her can until she found something yielding like flesh?
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>>101786607
>Not appreciating Joyce's Ulysses.
Get out.
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>>101786647
They aren't ALL sword swinging murder machines, you know. That's racist.
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>>101786647
>"I-I can still fight, you know!"
>Thrashes her cane around blindly
>Hnnnggg some more
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>>101786699
I remember some blog about this guy documenting his life with a HNNGGG inducing blind girlfriend; then I lost the link. Sadness.
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>>101786265
Judith is easily best Old Testament though, what are you talking about?
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>>101786606
Can I enjoy this without knowing about 40k or anything tg related?
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>>101786816
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>>101786874
O-okay
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>>101786816

I really don't know, I haven't actually read it. I like to stay away from such extreme heresy.
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>>101786816

Yes. Yes you can. It's one of those rare stories that explains its setting to the reader.
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>>101786816
You can't enjoy it even if you do know about the setting.
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>>101786874
>>101786904
>>101786948

Damn it Macha, stop being jealous and go back to /tg/.
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>>101787019
>Thinks that I ever enter in /tg/

Fuck off anon
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>>101785838

jeezus dude

>>101785643
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>>101787173
Stone him, stone him, he uttered His name!
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>>101787529
I meant monster jesus duhh
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>>101787590
What would Jesus do if he was transported to the MGE world?
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>>101787590
Get out you don't belong
to this christian image board
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>>101787767
you mean MGQ

fap a lot
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>>101787767
He would get raped.
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>>101787590
He did it again!
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>>101787859
Amen!
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>>101787767
He will do what he does best be crazy
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>>101787767
Turn water into cum, walk on a sea of men's lust, that kind of thing.
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You guys don't even know how badly I want to enter monstergirl quest world and walk around in loose fitting clothing and a dull sword in the forests and mountain valleys and deep, thick, dense, vine infested swamps.

Often camping with my equipment strewn about, making lots of noise when walking, and sleeping without any clothes on
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>>101788021
I do that on the real world

People don't like to be near me though
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>>101787900
I want to destroy that smile
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>>101788128
Yeah but theres no monstergirls to find you camping in the nude 100 miles from the nearest villiage and gently rape you in your sleep and you wake up next to her, confused but aroused and cuddle up even tighter as you both lie naked in the cool breeze of the summer night...

Well, at least now I have more motivation to lucid dream
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>>101788207
People keep talking about lucid dream I have never experience one
before and I don't even know how to experience one
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>>101788277
For me its been difficult, I first learned about their existence 5 years ago and I've only had like 6 since then, none of them lasted long and I didn't have full control.

You need to practice a lot, and put in effort, and theres tons of techniques and methods out there.

But all of that is a lot of work, sometimes I motivate myself to try for a week or so but eventually I give up or forget and slack off...

Those that I did have felt amazing though, but they were brief.
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>>101788207
Just go do it in the Appalachians. Bring a banjo and a kayak.
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>>101788434

No monstergirls, no money, no stamina, etc
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>>101788277

There are guides for that sort of thing. Personally though I Lucid dream every few nights anyway, which always results in me being so active that I overheat in short order.
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>>101788459
Man, I don't mind being a bit passive in my dreams; it lets weird settings to create themselves, over which I have a modicum of control, fun times, usually memorable too. Not to mention being really resistant to nightmares is a boon.
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>>101788456
I don't think you need money nor stamina to be raped by hillbillies.
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>>101788569

It doesn't take much to make me overheat, which is why I need a lamia.
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>>101786230
HNNNNG
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>>101786230
Is she mexican?
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>>101788959

No she's just holding her hair in front of her face in such a way that it looks like a mustache.
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>>101788959
No, she just has supreme force of will.
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What is happening to this threat???

It will always reach image limit but now... what it have become?
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>>101790587
What are you on about?
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>>101789002
The bubble's burst, we're in a monstergirl recession now; I blame the sub-par CYOA crisis.
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>>101790823
I think he means that the thread has died down without replies.
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>>101790966
Gosh. He's probably just joined in on these threads last week.
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>>101790949
Really? i think they're making a comeback considering there's two fairly popular MG manga out right now and MG porn is starting to become more numerous. There's even anthologies being published now
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>>101790987
Actually last year
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>>101791189
Then relax.
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>>101791316
B-but I can't I think the only thing that make this
threats going are the CYOA anons
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>>101784733
As a leg man I won't accept her
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>>101791183
That doesn't reflect board culture and use; it's a fact these threads used to hit bump limit quickly and be constantly replaced, now there's large gaps in between posts. Maybe the constant drama and infighting is taking a toll. Can you honestly tell me these threads have been as healthy as they once were?

There's more content than there was at the beginning, but is there as much quality to it?

It can also be attributed to the time and user base as well, it's before 0600 on the west coast of the US, and 0000 here in Australia. Europe'd be the demographic most likely still to be awake and posting. Not to mention, holidays have ended, tomorrow's a school day for most of the world; we've already had kids underage b& here.

The threads'll pick up in a few hours, but even night time MG wasn't as dead even a month ago.
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>>101791475
Frog girl master race?
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>>101791505
>here in Australia

Tell us about Koala monstergirl please.
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>>101791505
Er, things are rather the same for me, however. Don't you just think that your memory is a bit selective?
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>>101791505
Considering your tone of voice, I think you're of the group that wants there to be less threads? Those people usually show up around this time (to some hours from now). Don't you think that the majority of them are just now starting to abstain from these threads? From my participation in these threads, that group of people usually show up at around this time. Maybe they've just decided to stay away from these threads and you're just now experiencing their lack of presence?

>>101791583
There's this as well.
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>>101791557
Why would you want syphilis?

It was brought up before though, a kangaroo-MG. A sportsy, athletic girl whom both adores and is a turbo-nerd for boxing/mma/Muay Thai, and is too tomboyish and preoccupied with sparring to be able to honestly convey her feelings, so she bro-zones herself constantly. >is also a bit of an alco
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>>101791475
Did someone said legs?
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>>101787767
Paralyzed them with just his words and banish/exercise them away.
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>>101784733
Wrong.
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>>101791780
Let me correct you
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>>101791780
No sexy legs
she can get bent.
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>>101791819
>implying that tail isn't sexy as fuck
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>>101791816
What
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>>101791816
>That thing
>Better than anything
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>>101791667
Not really, it doesn't matter either way, and since it's more or less impossible to accurately gauge the user base, the only thing to do is sit back and see who ends up right in the long run.

Plus, anyone who asks for less threads would be a fuckwit to say that on the weekend.

Without citations or notes, anyone's memory becomes prejudicial towards their own argument, unfortunately that's how people are generally wired. I don't remember the threads being any better, just a bit faster, especially in the period post T-F having her highest amount of influence in these threads months back, when the movement for fewer threads got vocal, and then an influx, or a previously silent base of users didn't give a fuck and did their own thing.

Of course without data it's all speculative
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>>101791690
yup, best girl there.
I wish ushi-oni wouldn't be that agressive...sadface
>>101791780
>>101784733
Both of them are fucking glourious.
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>>101785265

>Non-white detected
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>>101791912
Just search the foolz archives and see how many monster girl threads are made in a day. Be sure to search for both the subject and in the contents themselves, since some people don't title the threads when they make it. We've had a rather busy week.
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>>101785297
what if it is like that every male is a human and every girl is born a monstergirl. Give it a swing that human male dna is more dominant.
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>>101791912
>>101792021
As someone who's also been making some of the threads, I can confirm that things always slow down on the weekend for some reason. You'd think it'd be the reverse, but....
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>>101792089
That is exactly the demon lords ultimate plan in MGE once she has completely defeated the chief god
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How do you like this threads better? Centered around stories? CYOAs? Discussing about your favourite monster girls and what would you like to do with them? Or what else?
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>>101791780
You know what anon? We've been doing this same thing for days, Ryu is the best. Accept it already
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>>101792294
nah, we agreed holstaurus is superior.
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>>101792240
Why choose, when you can have it all?
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>>101792385
This
Stories mostly, it makes my heart warm and fuzzy
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>You will never work at a host club that caters to single MILFs and christmas cake officeworker monster girls.
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>>101792089
Fornication with monsters the inquisitors would like a word with you.
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>>101792432
>mfw I do
Being a gigolo ain't easy
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>>101792562
A-Are there any hot spiders?
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>>101792547
Love conquers all. Why do you wish to replace love with hate?
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>>101792547
Jokes on you, I worship the Norse gods. Your puny messiah ain't got shit on my deities.
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>>101792619
Only landwhales and beasts
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>>101792686
Well, that was fast
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>>101791986
The fuck? What are you talking about?
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>>101792630
Because its not love its lust heretic.

>>101792630
Your gods were conquered long ago during the Northern Crusades embrace the one True God pagan
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>mfw reading mantis story
http://www.literotica.com/s/viridian-ninja
It's like the opposite of legendary smut with ryu.
90% story and 10% smut. And quite good story I would say.
Also I didn't like mutliple waifus idea in smut one. So this story with waifu only relationships was good for me. There also tsundere centaur with her husband for comic relief and proud lizardmen. too proud
Has this guy made some others stories? In comments author said that he working on multiple stories at once and will post them eventually. But he said it more than year ago so I suppose he didn't finished or post them on MGU exclusively
Anyone knows what happened to this guy?
He also has storis about lamia and Girtablilu
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>>101792867
Its well known that being lactose intolerant is a non-white thing take blacks and Asians for example high rates of it in them.
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>>101793174
I'm white
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>>101783897
Why does she look so happy to be cooking for me? Monsters can't love.
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>>101793125
But I worship no gods never did. Your idea of love is cold and hollow, we are by our very nature drawn to show our affections in a certain manner, why should we not do so?
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>>101793270
If you really think that, then you're the only monster in this thread, mate.
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>>101793257
It happens but not often you're just unlucky I guess.
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>>101793341
Man I don't have time and energy to make
a argument with you but... I think you are just stupid
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>>101793333
Well to be fair you can't love if you don't exist in the first place.
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>>101793288
Your mind is corrupted you believe only what you think is right the human mind cannot fathom the mysteries of the universe to claim you do is to be all knowing which you aren't. You take any touch no matter how vulgar and interoperate it as love. Carnal lust of the flesh is not love you are only deluding yourself. There are 4 types of love.
love of family
love of friends
love of lovers
and the most pure of all to love so much you would die for those you cherish most.

You may think you are in love but when your usefulness has run out the monsters will cast you aside and move on to another. Dont deny it! Embrace it! Accept it! Because in the deepest darkest part of your heart you know I'm right. Come towards the light friend its never to late. There is more to life than being a monsters walking sex toy.
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>>101793753
*interpretate* confounded typo
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>>101793480
Ah! the old you're dumb I'm leaving bit eh?
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>>101785501
My friend of the African American heritage
Would it be charcoal or propane?
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>>101793753
Why are you so bitter? Were you once used by a wandering monster for a night, maybe two, during which your mind melted, and the pleasure made YOU think you were in love, when the girl was only seeking a little entertainment? This happens with humans as well. Monsters do seek steady relationships as well, and if they happen to bring the endless pleasure they can give their partner with them into it, how is that wrong? Pleasure is not a sin, even if your pursuit of it has hurt you in the past. The light you bask in has blinded you. Let go, anon, forgive and forget.
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>>101793753

So what kind of love is this then?
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I just want a cute white lamia to coil me and never let go.
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>>101792547
That's silly
The Orthodox don't inquisite people
I think
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>>101794216
They don't. They do make icons of Stalin, though.
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>>101793753
>>101793125
Oh you silly Catholics
Everyone knows Protestantism is best version of Christianity
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There has to be an easier way to color...
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>>101794454
feed the PC your blood, it works for me
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>>101793921
Bitter?

No friend its you that's bitter you gladly follow the demon queens plans of destruction. You willingly embrace the corruption of maidens for their dreams, desires and will their own purpose in life to be ruthlessly taken from them transformed into monsters with only one desire. You call that living? The monsters want to destroy the human race and you sit back and accept that? Truly pitiful your so deep in the hole you can't even see the light. Did you forget that the demon queen also took the monsters will away? Eradicated their males transformed thier minds into single mindedness? You're committed to false love my friend. Do you truly think the monsters love you? When their will has been bent to suit the demon queens needs? When they die by the blade of the paladin they too are set free from the curse inflicted upon them. Why dont you see this?
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>>101794362
>Not saying Lutheran.

Shiggy Diggy
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>>101794027
Its eros and it is lewd.
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>>101794546
>When their will has been bent to suit the demon queens needs?

More like "their will" as in physical body for "her needs", which is my dick .

EYYHOO
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>>101794493
he obviously did not have his orphan heart and cookies
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>>101794786
stop giving them our secret brother!
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>>101794546
Sounds a lot like the pot calling the kettle black, your clergy takes children from the streets or their parents and fills their heads with lies, their hearts with hate, their rectums with cum and trains them to be a fighting force bent on destroying monsters. The monsters don't want to get rid of humans, they need us to continue existing, after all. Peaceful coexistence is possible, but only if such prejudices are dealt with. If I had to choose between living as a hateful killing machine, serving the will of the church, or between being a monster girl's toy, I would choose the latter, for then at least I would be a slave of pleasure, rather than of hate. Of course, this is not the choice given to us, unlike your leaders probably told you.
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>>101794833
Naw man, I ended up summoning lost spirits.

It were a bad time.
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>>101794765
Urge to Purge rising
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>>101794573
>not Baptist
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>>101794454
I'm not sure what you were trying to do, but place the layer with the line art at the very top and set blending mode to multiply. That way white will appear transparent and you can color beneath the lines easily.
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>>101791690
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>>101794907

The only Baptists I've known in great numbers are the Southern Baptists. When large chunks of your sect are pretty much "no dancing, no drinking, no fun allowed even after marriage" you lose all claim to 'Best'.

I don't care how much of a cool bro John was.
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>>101791690
>Pedipalps part
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>>101794362
>>101794573
>>101794907
>Not Methodist
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>>101794835
The only one filled with hate is you. Exactly how is taking in orphans feeding the poor and living in a land free of getting raped hateful? You must have been so lonely that when you finally encountered somethings touch you readily accepted it. The only lies are the ones you tell yourself to justify your unjust actions. One does not coexist with parasites have the fleas and ticks of the dirty beast that so enamored you suck the blood from your brain that you cant think straight? Smallpox, polio and other afflictions have or are in the process of being eradicated and just like monsters there can be no coexistence with what causes needless suffering and misery.
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Just stop responding to the paladinfag please, this is just not entertaining anymore after the 10th time
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Which Monster Girl would you want to NTR you
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>>101795433
But we can still save him! Though if he won't listen to reason, as it seems, then maybe we just have to wait until some nice monster mindbreaks him.
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>>101795357
The hateful bit is when you think genocide is justifiable. I'll have you know I was not immediately open to my dear monster waifu, but she won me over by NOT eating me or raping me to death. She doesn't have any parasites either, there's a thing called hygiene, I'm sure you're aware of it, even if the church teaches against it... but didn't your god create these parasites? Have they not the right to live? Why should the monsters be any different?
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>>101794362

>Organized Religion
>Best at anything other than giving Paladinfaggot fodder to be thrown at our Monster overlords

>>101794454

I do it this way;

>Set Image Mode to RGB under the Image tab at the top
>Click on the dotted circle on the bottom, it'll select literally everything in the image except for the line art after you use Image > Adjustments > Level to fix up the line art
>Hit delete, obtain transparent image with line art
>Make a new layer, name it Background, put it under the lineart, fill with whatever color you're going to use as your background palette, preferably something other than White for easier color differentiation, but it's up to you
>Make layers in between line art and background, color

The rest of it is basically black magicks and listening to lots and lots of Okkusenman while winging it harder than Hound would mountain climb Tio.
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It is time.

To choose the next girl.

Now archived in a place only known but can not be found.

Unless I post the link.

http://anonquest.com/comedy/Dull-Story/-JFGQHVXOWJNwKso-0aN
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>>101795893
>its hateful when you think genocide is justifiable

Oh? So its totally ok when the demon queen does it because that's her plan to kill off all human girls and monster male's. As for the parasites they were created as food for birds and other critters as the blood in their bodies give nutrition to them. And all monster girls have parasites they are unclean and have dingleberrys they smell like wet dogs and produce way to much gas not cute at all that's nasty. Once one of our soldiers came across one with mange it hurt to even look at the poor beast so we put it out of its misery burned the corpse. All in all a good day.
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>>101784579
>Not knowing about horse pussy
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>>101796505

>The teachings of a two thousand year old Jewish Lich are this misconstrued in today's society.
>Descartes' face when
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>>101796168
The former Soviet Union, the Khmer Rouge, China and North Korea would like a word with you. As they are both/were(Soviet and Khmer)organized atheism.
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>>101796719
Oh great /pol/ has allied up with the paladins
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>>101796636
A Lich is undead the Messiah lives on with eternal love and life
also Descartes is Christian.
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>>101796781
>I hate it when someone calls me out on my bullshit

Onward /pol/adins
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>>101796505
For a time I thought you were an indoctrinated fool. Now I see you are a troll.
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>>101796841

>Christ
>Ever truly ressurecting
>A feat that was never historically proven outside of a text written by a few men who's only purpose was the perpetuation of their teacher's lessons and create the largest mass of idiots the world has ever seen
>MFW the backwards-assed outspoken idiots of organized religion would rather force their misbegotten mindset on everybody rather than accepting the ultimate truth of Christ's teachings;
>Love everyone as you love yourself
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>>101797038
>only my ideals and thoughts are right and totally not indoctrinated my college professor said so
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>>101796719
Ah, yes, of course. The Nordic countries are real hellholes, too. Atheism can't be organized, military dictatorships on the other hand... also, this has nothing to do with monster girls, why are you even bringing this up?
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>>101796841
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>>101796505

The origins of the monsters are irrelevant. They're here now and that's fact. They had no choice in the form they were born into. Whether they are parasites or not is irrelevant. If they are parasites, give them time and they'll change with it.
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>>101797169
>implying I've studied anything that has to do with loving monster girls
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>Killing other faiths and races in the name of God

Do you bitches even Catholic?
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>>101797111
To deny the resurrection is to deny the One True God.
the same could be said of Socrates as only text from Pluto ever mention him but somehow that's different.

Furthermore you think that your ass backwards organized atheism North Korea ring a bell? Is ok but not organized religion tisk tisk.
Its true you should love every one as yourself most drug addicts dont think you're helping them when you try to wean them off their addiction they may resent you but in the long run its the right thing to do.
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Lamia, best girl or unquestionably best girl?
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>>101797397
Ah the polish hussars my greatest ally
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>>101797562
Best girl.

Unquestionably when she's a shirohebi.
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>>101797397

>Catholic
>Not forsaking YHVH then ironically having your chaotic creature castle mould itself into a cathedral so you can randomly quote scripture to your estranged son when he kills you for the ten thousandth time this century

>>101797488

That's what I hate about the vocal idiocy of you Christians. You don't let people think for themselves because you think being enthralled by a Jewish Lich is better than living life the way it's supposed to be.

To deny your love is to deny your nature, we humans are beasts first and foremost, and you can sure as hell bet that if a Kobold like Polt undressed with her loins giving off a strong female scent, my reproductive instincts would go into overdrive and mate with her.

Maybe when you can prove that there was an Ark, that there were a resurrection and that the Earth is only six thousand years old like all new-world creationists claim, i'll give your silly religion a try.

But until then, my one true savior is sleeping in the Pacific.
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>>101797488
But anon, nobody seriously cares whether Socrates actually existed or not. I for one don't, but his teachings don't rely on him as a person. Sweden is 80 % atheist, why isn't it like North Korea? Because they don't worship an authority with miraculous powers, like North Koreans do. You keep your lich out of our monster girl thread, or at least change to story so it's the cute kind of lich. Pic related.
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>>101797562
Best girl, especially when it's Bleu
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>>101797693
Cthulhu f'taghn!
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>>101797646

We've no allegiance but to God and peace, and these paladins and their genocidal goals are an enemy to peace.

All monsters and humans should their own way in life, for some men that way leads to monsters.
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>>101797189
The Nordic countries the ones with crosses on their flags are not organized atheism that implies state atheism.

In all the countries except Sweden the Lutheran Church is also a State Church, although Norway has decided that the ties between the Church and the State should be dissolved. There are many other Christian churches in the Nordic countries.

You heard right the most Nordic countries have a state religion not even America has that.
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>>101797194
>this pic proves me right
amateur
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>>101797693
>this is what I dont like about you Christians you dont let people think for themselves let me tell you how to think! What its not hypocritical
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>>101797751
Wrong Sweden is becoming Muslim fast dont think so? Check it out for yourself you can't even criticize it in Sweden.
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daily reminder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLFpcgztFM8
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>>101798078

I didn't tell anybody how to think you autistic sperglord. Jesus Christ, go suck off to the OH SO ORIGINAL idea of your Lich being born of a virgin and leave people who don't want anything to do with it alone.
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>>101797673
My nigga
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>>101796168
I found an easier way to do it. Even though I had to un click a box in magic wand.
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Can you guys stop being assblasted about other beliefs and get back to monster girls?
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>>101798162
as cute as she is i have to say she is not the best
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>>101798162
Where does this guy come from?
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>>101796505
>>101795357
>>101794546
>>101793753
>>101793125
>>101792547
Reminder that Paladins are blood thirsty cannibals who murder their own families and want monster girls to turn back into flesh eating monsters who kill and eat humans because they are so fucking stupid that they actually trust the Chief God.
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>>101797673

Shirohebi is pretty damn God-tier.
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>>101798154
I'm a Finn, I know what it's like. There's nothing bad you can say about muslims without it being racist and hate speech, it's horrible. They're still 80 % atheists in Sweden, though.
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>>101797929
Dont know your history I see monsters are vermin pure and simple and need slaying that's the only way to peace anon
Paladins aren't the only soldiers either we have Conquistadors, Crusaders, the Inquisitors, fighting Monks And Battle Maidens plus common knights and foot soldiers.
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>>101798162
I don't like the guy, but gotta admit he has good taste.
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>>101798339
Especially when one's voiced by Gilbert Gottfried
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>>101797693
so edgy
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>>101798170
What you're doing right now is forcing your own opinion upon someone.
>but that's different
no its not
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So forget good or bad. Who would be some of the most entertaining people to drop into the MGE? This guy gets my vote.

>Self-proclaimed Monster Hunter
>Sucks at it
>Picks a fight with a lizardgirl that trounces him
>He follows her around and becomes a true monster hero
>Falls in love with her while never quite winning her love in return
>Loads of other monsters love him
>Father is a human warlord
>His twin brother is a top Monster Hunter for the Order
>Shenanigans

This could be good.
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>>101798287
But this paladin is trying to talk shit about our waifus! Paladins are worse than Illias.
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>>101798525
Rance. He'd get a taste of his own medicine...
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>>101798524

>Somebody other than a Christian forcing their opinion on somebody is bad

Holy shit, my sides are lifting off.
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>>101798334
Friendly reminder that paladins are not genocidal, all the assholes you've been dealing with are LE inquisitor sadists and not paladins, and 99% of Monster Girl General is utterly retarded when it comes to the idea of paladins because all the anal devastation and trolls caused a quantum singularity.
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>>101797562
>>101797673
>>101798254
>>101798339
Let me correct you guys
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>>101798360
A Finn not a Swede
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>>101798395
>forgetting clerics
anon pls
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>>101798330
fiverr
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>>101798623
You literally know nothing about MGE lore. Get out.
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>>101798623

You do realize that Paladins in MGE are assblasted virgins given their strength from the Chief Deity to ruin everybody else's day because not even a Monster Girl would fuck them, right?
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>>101798395

If your definition of "peace" is having these monster girls become literal man eaters rather than figurative ones then I guess it would be.

You need to learn to compromise Nave.
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>>101798334
Being delusional about the real nature of these monsters is stupid that's why they must die
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>>101798764
Love that comic.
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>Come to thread for early morning monster girl fun
>Entire thread is now a reigious debate
What the hell happened here?
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>>101798838
>Implying we discuss monster girls.
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>>101798824

It's impossible to hate the artist's sense of humor with these.
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>>101798838
/pol/adins showed up.
Happens every few days
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>>101798802
Why do you even fucking bother to reply if your not even going to address my CORRECT AND CANON BY THE WAY criticisms of your shitty little circle jerk Chief God cult?

Just leave already you moron.
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>>101798606
>its right only when I do it

Opinion is the greatest cause of conflict in the world always was a ways will be.
my condolences for your sides
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>>101798802
A cute monster girl wants to toast with you, what do?
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>>101798878
....I just realized that Artorias is the dense paladin.
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>>101798838
/pol/ normal fags shitposting again while knowing nothing about what they are criticizing.
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>>101798938
Can you faggots stop sucking KC's cock and saying MGE is the only canon.
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>>101798978

He's extremely dense.
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>>101798684
Silly me how could I forget the clerics keep up the good work and stomping out monsters.
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>>101798802
It is also like saying the real nature of a prostitute is stupid and they must die.
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>>101798969
But I don't drink alcohol. Can I toast with cola or something?
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>>101798969
[X]drink
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>>101798969
Why the hell not?
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>>101799043
As long as you can clink your vessels together!
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>>101799043

>She gives you a cherry coke, spiked with delicious moonshine cherries.
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>>101798789
My definition of peace is the total destruction of all monsters there is no compromise. All monsters must die peon
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>>101798969

Offer her superior Vodka. Then teach her how to make liqueur.
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>>101798962
You have been forcing your beliefs on people this entire thread and then crying like a little bitch when someone calls you out on it.

Dont post. Leave.
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>>101799201
Here's an angel, go right ahead.
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>>101799014
I'm going to have to ask the same, if only because I'm thoroughly convinced no one in this thread knows fuck all about MGE canon.
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>>101798938
>I cant counter your argument therefore your a moron
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>Monmusu is on break
BUT THE DULLAHAN

I missed these threads for a while, did everybody love the MON date as much as I did? Based Tio, and Zombina was unexpectedly amazing as well.
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>>101799227

I demand spiced rum and HOT MULLED WINES!
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>>101799201

Ethnic cleansing doesn't work. It can never be completed, and it leaves animosity. If you do as you say, sometime they'll come back, and many more will die. Trust me on this one.
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>>101799014
The fucking paladins are still evil in MGQ as well since they serve a jealous monster girl who wants all of humanity for yourself.
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>>101799306
Those that acutally do have long since tired of explaining it over and over again.
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>>101799201

>Trying to destroy a Ryuu, Jabberwock, Wurm, or Ushi-Oni
>When one of them is a fucking God-level dragon and the other three either regenerate faster than Trolls or are about the same density as fuckable tanks that can shred your armor like paper

Good luck and god speed, paladinfag.
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>>101798969
Kill her and pour out the drink its probably poisoned anyway spit on the body after buring everything down laugh about it
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>>101799353

COME COMRADE MONSTER! I WILL MAKE TEACHINGS YOU OF GLORIOUS ART OF MOONSHINE!
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>>101799004
>/pol/ calling us out on our bullshit and we're getting mad

Ftfy
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>>101799317
You need to counter my argument first before you can claim I didn't counter your argument you idiot.

Your reply had NOTHING to do with what I posted. I swear I may as well be talking to a brick wall.
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>>101799040
That's a profession not a creature it doesn't correspond at all.
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>>101799468
Again.

>Knowing nothing about what they are criticizing.

You know nothing about MG,s. Leave.
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>>101799232
>stop hurting muh feeling you bitch

Pfft Whatever you say
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>>101799014
The fucking paladins are still evil in MGQ as well since they serve a jealous monster girl who wants all of humanity for Herself.
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>>101799306

Here's what I know about the MGE canon:

>Humanity hates monsters, specifically the Church serving the Chief Deity, their spat with the Demon Lord causes them to prevent human males being birthed from Monsters
>Chief Deity gives "Heroes" empowerment to try and take out the Demon Lord, not knowing the status quo right now is the only thing preventing massive loss of life since if the Demon Lord were to die, the monsters would kill and/or eat their husbands with tears in their eyes
>The Hero wants a more peaceful integration, whereas his wife is more like her daughter Druella and wants to make the world fuck
>Druella basically aphrodisiac bombs entire cities and countries, turning women and men into monsters and incubi left and right
>You can eat your slime wife, both figuratively and literally.
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MGE paladins and heroes are generally benevolent and eventually grow to doubt the Chief God.
Despite being taught that monsters are enemies of humanity, many of them can't bring themselves to actually kill a monster girl unless they are forced to.
Monsters prefer them over other people because they are thoroughly indoctrinated in teachings that led to a pure, kind-hearted nature that after enough time will begin to show toward monsters as well.
Just saying.
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>>101799282
That's no Angel. Angels have no sex organs and live on a different plane of existence. So this abomination dies.
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>>101799638
Sure. You know the important bits.
Keep in mind that Druella takes it a step further than her mother or any other Lilim and you're good to go.
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>>101799701
because you and only you decide what an angel is
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>>101799621
It seems to me that your the one who is upset considering how you literally respond to every one who calls you out on your bullshit with a "NO YOU".
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Ugh look at all this shitstorm over two ways to view Monster-girls.

Two ways to view the world....
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>>101799405
Greekfire will take care of the jabverwock and ushi-oni the ryuu I will attack with lead and exploding arrows if I die then I die knowing anorher will take my place
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Ugh, all this shit over two ways to view Monster Girls.

Two ways to view the world.
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>>101799358

It worked just fine when people were fewer and more tribal.

You seen anymore Ammonites? The people, not the shellfish? Nope, and the spring site of their last climactic battle is a beautiful botanical preserve today.

Or even more recently. See any Wichita Indians?

I rather agree with most of your point, but you should qualify "today". In a setting like MGE, it could be very possible to kill every last of particular type of monster if it only lived in a few places.

Looking at population numbers any time in the last couple of centuries and comparing them to MGE is a fool's errand.

And in any case, humanity is so pushed at this point in MGE that they probably couldn't muster the manpower to do any of that anyway.

>>101799701
But then how do you explain the book of Ezekiel? Angels are all dudes. At least the humanoid looking ones. Fuck, I think that counts. I don't keep up on Canon.
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>>101799504
You can't counter got it move on>>10179956
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>>101799567
I know they must die also make me leave :^)
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>>101799701
...you've gone off the deep end, mate. May your death be swift and painless.
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>>101799638
Some humans don't hate monsters, see Zipangu.
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>>101799877
Are you fucking retarded? You need to counter my argument first. You cant just give me a reply that has nothing to do with what I just said and then say that I am not countering your argument when you never even countered mine in the first place.
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>>101799827

Greek fire. Naft for the armies of Paladin!

I had to make a Saladin joke. You understand.
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>>101799753
And yet here you are responding tell me how do you feel about that?
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>>101799839

I'd agree, but monster girls are different from human races. They can't be bred out, they are usually spread out. And there are plenty of groups out to protect them. That and they have the demon realm, you'd need a large, gunpowder equipped, extremely persistent and strong willed army to even dream of standing up to the demon realm.
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>>101799741
No many religions tell what an angel is mostly Jew, Christians and Muslims
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>>101800044
I feel like I want you to leave and stop shitposting.
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>>101800092
But do those exist in the same reality as our monsters? I think not.
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>>101800040

Would be a shame if we had something with a little be more reach wouldn't it
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>>101799839
They can change their appearance Lucifer was the angel of light and fell from grace becoming Satan he can still appear as an angel or any other appearance to suit the situation.
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>>101799943
Deep end is Angels from the Torah, Holy Bible and Koran? Not at all m80
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>>101799559
As so the roles are the same. It don't matter if they are doing if for college, because most likely they aren't and also may be controllable junkie whores from the pimp's supply.
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>>101800255
This is still a monster girl thread. Here's a fallen angel. This is the type of thing we're here for. Not Christian demonology. You need to go to another site for that.
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>>101800092

Angel is kind of generic term for "Messenger of God", but it applies to about anything non-human that's carrying out his direct will.

Three headed bull in a dream showed you a prophecy through the eyes in it's foreheads? That's a message from God. That makes him a messenger from god. That freaky thing is an angel.

And then there are the old ranks and types people have tried to codify over the years but a lot of that smacks of medieval habits of trying to connect everything together in the scripture.
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>>101800018
Stop playing games and give a counter argument
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>>101800040
Give the Kurds their own homeland Arabs
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>>101800334
Yes, yes it is, actually. That's all stuff you need steer clear from. It's bad, m'kay?
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>>101799282
We must still destroy all monster.
For the good of all holy beings.
Except the ones who are dead
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>>101800114
Not gonna happen I'm here till the thread ends deal with it buddy I'm having fun
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>>101800372
> Dark Angels don't seduce men by attacking them, but use "clever arguments" to make their targets fall into depravity
How would that even work?
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>>101800164
>your third arm standing salute
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>>101800144
Oh your right mg sorry. I shall repent
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I don't care much about this political or religious stuff.
I just want to see cute monster girls do cute things.
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>>101800509

You forgot your pic bro.
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>>101800502

AND THEY JUST KEEP COMING.
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>>101800525
I know from experience that girls can talk guys into doing all kinds of things by giving rational explanations. Don't see why a Dark Angel couldn't.
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http://pastebin.com/nLSi0M7t
Here's some shit on some of the gods of the MGE
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>>101800525

Probably the old Socratic leading down the garden path questions.

"If your friend loans you a dagger...."
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>>101800372
Yeah I already apologized for the mix up forgot this was MG anyway ignore the angel kill the fallen angel.
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>>101800554
Here's a nice family outing, with the mother teaching her daughter how men should be handled.
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>>101800388
There's even a Angel that looks like flaming spinning wheels covered in eyes
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>>101800686
More reason to bully cyclopses.
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>>101800443
Not you're wrong get a grip anon
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>>101800164

>Somebody using one of my Succubutt Oneesama stories
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>>101800389
Stop playing games and give a counter argument.
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>>101800719
>bullying cyclops
H-hidoi...
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>>101800557
Thanks anon what a bro I like it.
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>>101785898
Manticores were always based
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>>101800771
Stop arguing and go masturbate.
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>>101800768
The one I posted is one of my favorites.
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>>101800720

God bless /co/ for having a similar thread right now.

I swear I've seen an MG version of this too.
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>>101800758
All evidence points to it being bad. I steer clear of it, my family steers clear of it, my friends steer clear of it... I've only known two people who haven't. One believed the world would end in 2012, sold his stuff and gave the money to his pastor. He didn't get it back.
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>>101800686
How the fuck is he gonna pleasure that giant blueberry with his dick flick her bean with it?
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>>101800720
Not really the angel, just a vessel for the angels spirit
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>>101800842

Glad my feeble grasp of storytelling was good enough to make it one of your favorites, anon.
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>>101800771
Well I'm waiting
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>>101800895
You welcome.
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>>101800881

But then where did the Djin fit in?
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>>101800857
All off your evidence points to it being bad go to atheist paradise north korea they hate religion. Juche and all
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>>101785152

>Blue Cross
>Teutonic Knight
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>>101800968
That's only muslims
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>>101800857
He shouldn't have listened to false prophets. Says right their in the bible we can not know the hour of Jesus' return.
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>>101800851
Never played Bayonetta I take it?
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>>101801050
This
its his own fault he was so gullible.
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>>101800636
>Eros
>Gives Order men non-heretical monster wives in the form of her special brand of slutty waifu angels
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>>101801065

I hate updos and horn rim glasses. Why should I?
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>>101792323
Anon a true lover of monstergirls does not criticize another brother's tastes. We here love and accept all no matter whom their monster waifu maybe.
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>>101800872
He has to dive in, of course! Wouldn't you do it for your waifu, anon?
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>>101800525
Hey there...wanna fuck?
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>>101800997
But North Korea practises a form of state worship and has strong cult of personality around it's leaders. I don't care if they're atheists, they're still religious. I'm into secularism and not atheism, silly.
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>>101801138
Are you cute?
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>>101797693
>Not loving and following the best witch doctor in history
We can only aspire to become as good in healing arts
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>>101801138
A compelling rhetorical argument indeed
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>>101801050
You're saying that as if I cared. The point is, he believed it, and his belief caused him trouble. I don't need that shit.
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>>101800851
This one?
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>>101801286
So you just don't believe in anything?
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>>101801205
>the best witch doctor
He couldn't even regrow limbs...
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>>101801335
Nope, not in the way you people think of belief, at least.
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>>101801112
There was a boss or enemy that looked like that.
At least I think there was.
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>>101801311
What kind of sexy hi-jinks can I engage in with THAT?
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>>101801337
You know someone who can?
Remember that this is compared to our world.
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>>101799201
I may be muslim but you have my akbar
lets destroy monsters together
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>>101801456

Hey, Kebab.

Do we need a repeat of Vienna? Because its looking like we do.
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>>101801396
His belief caused him no trouble though, his ignorance of his own belief did.
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>>101801436
Doctors are getting there, they can regrow internal organs already.
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>>101801180
>SILLY

SILLY! I've been called a lot of things on this thread. but silly? Thats just messed up yo
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>>101801456
/k/ pls halp
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>>101801435
3 words
DoubleCockRings
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>>101801545
Without lab equipment.
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>>101801544
Now that's what I call a shitty explanation. No belief = no ignorance of said belief = no trouble.
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>>101801456
It is good we can agree on such things.
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>>101801544
>>101801600

Isn't that a problem with just being a dumbass first?

Sheep gonna get sheared one way or another.
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>>101801568

Did someone call?
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Remember a day when we didn't have 50,000 CYOAs, 40K fags, and other "heresy" faggots clogging our thread? Where we could post cute monster girls and discuss them without interruption? Well those days are over and I vote for the destruction of these threads once and for all.
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>>101801237
Very compelling when she's flashing her tits and taking off her panties off then throwing a pencil next to you while your not looking and then going "oops! Dropped my pencil" then bending over to get it while shaking her taint at you.
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>>101801568

>Ivan in MGE

Someone stop me.
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Reminder to pray for your savior
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>>101794454
I dont know if this helps or anything but I set every layer itself to multiply rather than that actual line art. I colour every separate area in its own layer a solid colour. After everything is the colour I want it to be I save the picture seperate from what I originally had been saving as, then I proceed to do the shading and blending right on the colour layer rather than on its own individual layer. I perhaps make it a little more tedious than I need to, but I prefer it over other methods. I dont know if that helps at all, but I figured I would give my input to try and help out a little.
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>>101801649
Thank God. Blogging faggots must be vanquished to /r9k/ or /c/.
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Cyoanon here, would anyone be interested in a short cyoa consisting of book-wurm shenanigans?
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>>101801335
Exactly he believes in nothing such a trail blazer this one just like every other edgy teenager.
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>>101801721
YES
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>>101801649
No! We can still have cute monster girls! Look, here! It's a spider!
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>>101801767
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>>101801649
What? You mean to say monmusu threads are shit? Maybe if we didn't have one up at all times and they went back to a weekly basis or something then this wouldn't have happened. You could have prevented this.
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>>101801715

Fuckin' pls, c.
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>>101801737
But... I'm not a teenager. And I was like this even before I was a teenager. Why must I be edgy for it? Look, here's Granberia looking at you with pleading eyes, she's asking you to leave me and my beliefs (or lack thereof) alone, and concentrate on monster girls.
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>>101798978

>Greatest of Gwyn's Four Knights
I really do love Artorias.
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>>101801721
yes. wurm the best
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>>101801721
A nerd wurm? No thanks I'll just take her lunch money and brake her glasses then push her into the dirt and laugh about it while high fiving my paladin jock buddy's
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>>101801916
I tired anon. I tried.
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>>101801916
These threads have gotten to where they are barely focusing on the stuff that makes this /a/ related.
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>>101802021
>you will never stand up for your wurm waifu against paladin bullies
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>>101801980

>Succumbs to the Abyss
>Chosen Undead carries on his burden
>Still immortalized as the Abysswalker, as a hero
>YFW you were the Artorias of Legend
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>>101801649
>MGQ could have stayed in /vg/
>MGE could have stayed in MGU
>CYOAs could have stayed in /tg/
Or
>stop constantly making threads when there's little content

Too late now, but they were your options
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>>101802021
Over my dead body. You paladins would be useless against a 5.56 right between your shitposting eyes.
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>>101801964
She's gross you have shit taste m8
I prefer something fluffy
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I really hope we have a pause on the general this week.

Please. We're going to get monster girls banned at this rate.
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>>101802052
As much as I like Tanpapo Mei best girl she isn't a monster girl.
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>>101801767
>>101801859
>>101801912
I really like spiders. Maybe it's just the bondage...
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>>101802212
I wouldn't worry about it too much, the threads during the week have gone down to a screeching halt, like 4 replies in 3 hours slow. So for the most part it seems like the craze is ending. Hopefully they'll completely end themselves and we can enjoy the weekend threads that much more.
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>>101800851
thats the Ophanim described by Ezekiel if anyone wonders.

old testament has some strange angels for sure.
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>>101791668
I want to sleep in a kangaroo girl's pouch
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>>101802193
I was just trying to use her face to beg, Tamamo would never look like that. I prefer fluffiness too, you know...
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>>101802212
No shit the /pol/adins and /reddit/ monster girl lovers defence are going overboard with their shit flinging. I say we ignore them and post monster girls
Just ignore the paladin they thrive on conflict.
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>>101802075
Artorias seems like he would be the cry baby of the knights. Values all life, hates fighting, loves animals. Only went into the abyss because it would hurt everyone else if he didnt, teary eyed and constantly repeating to himself "I've got to be brave". Trying his hardest to push forward in the abyss, Sif get injured and he has to leave him behind in his special seal. Eventually alone and afraid crying switching between trying to comfort himself with "Ive just go to be brave, it will be okay" and hating himself "I couldnt even do this right, everyone is going to die and its all my fault". Slowly going hallow and being corrupted by the abyss. Afraid and alone. No one to comfort him. He dies hating himself for how much of a child he was.
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>>101802424
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>>101802424
/co/ pls go
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>>101802366
You'd get awful sticky...
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So war anyone?
/a/, /k/, and /vg/ vs /pol/ with /tg/ stuck in the middle.
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>>101802495
>you will never be the father of a colony of mischievous ant daughterus
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>>101802485
Well you're a moron then.
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>>101802505
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>>101802062
>>101802125
So here's how it goes we paladins bully and tease your crush you come in throw a punch we go down she swoops you slip us each a fifty dollars everyone's happy.
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>>101802544
No war, peace and love. Especially love.
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>>101802544

Fuck yeah.
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>>101802647
That looks retarded.
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>>101802614
That's so despicable make it 45 and we have a deal
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>>101802614
Ooh, I thought the paladins were being serious. You're cool, I guess.
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>>101802614
Sounds like a deal.
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Have you been cleaned your waifu's feet today? No? Get to work, then. Tongue only.
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>>101802846
She doesn't have feet.
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>>101802544
Pls no if /pol/ is involved then that weirdo /mlp/ who has a crush on him is gonna join up
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>>101802904
In that case you may perform oral sex on her.
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>>101802976
>implying I needed your permission
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>>101801568
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>>101802614
the problem here is that my wurm waifu could beat a hundred of you paladins
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>>101803012
S-sorry, I got carried away...
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>>101802614
Shit meant *swoons* but you get the gist of it. You're nerdy monster girl will fall for you and well get money to go cruising.
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>>101803098
Yes. Swooping is bad.
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>>101803098
Oh I actually thought you meant swoop as in she would toughen up in order to protect her true love, then again I don't see how you would bully a dragon.
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>>101803054
Not without her very expensive prescription glasses and with her favorite plush toy in our hands she's not.One wrong move and Mr. Bearaton gets the stuffing ripped out of em. We also got her diary wouldn't want that read over the loudspeakers now would we?
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Some sort of god has heard your cries for a monster girl waifu, but has given you a test.

Two are summoned. One is your ideal, but initially doesn't care for you at all. The other is something you really hate. A creature you find repulsive. But, it loves you at first sight.

In order to have your ideal monster waifu, you must slay the grotesque looking one.

What do you do?
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>>101803281
You sir, are the lowest of the low.
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>>101803281
You fiend!
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>>101803281

You guys are professionals.
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>>101803281
Yeah, that's cute and all until she breaks your very expensive faces and rips the stuffing out of you and all your buddies.
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>>101803328
Become friends with the repulsive one.
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>>101803098
>>101802614
>>101803281
Paladins, not even once.
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>>101803328
So it's like MGQ except I get to kill unfortunate lamia
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>>101803328
Kill Cassandra?
Gladly.
I don't hate things because of looks anyway. I hate them because of their acts and words.
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>>101803410
But that's not possible. You can only have your ideal, or you can have neither.
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>>101803604
>What do you do?
>NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
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>>101803604
Okay kill the ugly one.
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>>101802614
No.
It goes like this:
I tell about your misbehavior to the teachers and you stop or get thrown out.
Continue and it becomes a police issue.
This is how proper countries handle things.
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>>101803665
darn tootin'
it's a binary choice
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>>101803391
Yeah naw we read her dairy we know her weakness how she likes to be kissed just under her chin her love of snickerdoodles the dirty stray dog she's been feeding because her parents won't let her have pets because they are allergic to fur.
yep all her secrets are all out there for us to exploit. Tell me, did you know she's scared of crickets? Just breaks down and cries if one even touch's her.
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>>101803328
Kill her. I can do anything for my waifu.
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>>101803604
Neither, then. The life of a monster girl is more precious than the fulfillment of my fantasy.
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>>101802062

>Be Hussarbro

> Paladinfag and Inquisitorfag beat up on Wyrm everyday

>Bothers the shit out of you

> You're a quiet guy and don't like conflict, but the fact that they always single her out bothers you

>Ask your pal Prussiabro to back you up

> He's game

>Next day

>Paladinfag is beating up Wyrm again, broke her glasses this time

> And he's alone

> You tell him to stop being a faggot and to stop beating up wyrm

> Begins to tell you and Prussiabro to fuck off

> You cut him off mid sentence with a strong punch to the chest

> Prussiabro gives him a mean right hook

> paladinfag now has broken nose

> He scoffs and walks off

> Help up Wyrm and offer to by her lunch.

> Lend her your spare pair of glasses.

>Not exactly her prescription but they're better then tapped together glasses.

> She thanks you.

> You and Prussiabro start sitting with her at lunch.

>Get in constant fights with Paladin and his herd of Jocks

> You and Prussiabro kick asses, but also have your asses kicked a lot when outnumbered

> School principal is a dark priest and is too busy fucking to dish out any punishments

> One day you and wyrm are walking home from school

>Prussiabro is sick so its just you and her

>Its really fucking cold out

> Wyrm is not taking it well and is shivering uncontrollably

> leans against you for warmth.

> fuckthatscute.jpg

> She asks if you can stay at her house for a while with a nervous blush on her face

> You know what she's implying

> before you can answer a car accelerates down the road

> its coming right for you

>OHSHIT.jpg

> Wyrm throws you out of the way but has her tail run over

> it makes a sickening crunch as its run over

> She falls and begins screaming in pain

> car continues to drive by, way over the speed limit

> That was no accident

> fuckingpaladins.jpg

> Scream the obscene insults you know at the car

> Shes still lying there writhing pain, but the area bellow the break is not moving

cont
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>>101803328
The real question is how do I get a dead horse out of my house.
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>>101803688
That won't matter for you guys once your entrails have been scooped out like a carved out pumpkin.
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>>101803698
That's the wrong diary dingus. You guys are really terrible at this.
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>>101803792
You call some place that makes metwurst and sell the carcass as "premium hoss". They'll come pick it up for you.
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>>101803792
I guess you rend her huge boobs for fat and then use the rest as dog food.
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>>101803690
i reject all your shitty choices and substitute my own
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>>101803688
Is that right? Well fellas looks like we got us a stool pigeon but that doesn't matter we are the star athletes at this school. Undefeated champs you think they're gonna believe the quiet kid that sits by himself and creeps girls out? Fat chance buster so you can pay us to do the deed and we can all get on with our lives
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So how's the size difference between you and your special someone? Does it affect your love life?
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>>101803796
I would like to see you try, wimp.
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>>101800895
You have a pastebin? loved that story.
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>>101803839
And how would a loser like you know hmm? You been stalking her or something. I'm sure she would like to know she's being watched in her everyday activities.
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>>101803921
That's why I said proper countries where system ain't as corrupt as druella's anus.
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>>101802266
I can't decide what I like best about arachne
the legs, or the bondage
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>>101803921
You forgot that the creepy kid has an uncle who work as a cop. You're gonna be pissing your pants when he comes a-knocking at your door, asking to have a word with your parents about the criminal activities you've been engaged in.
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>>101804091
I'll take the bondage, her legs are probably too ticklish... unless that's what they're supposed to be like. Tickle torture and footjob combined!
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>>101804053
Okay really, just stop. You are fucking roleplaying on 4chan.
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>>101804161
Is that against the rules? Or are you just jelly nobody's doing it with you?
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>>101804248
Fuck off back to /tg/ shitsucker.
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>>101804103
Pfft my dads a senator whats your pig cop dad gonna do when his pay and reputation is on the line? Face it your outmached deal with it dweeb
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>>101804248
Yes, it is against the rules.
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>>101804161
But I like playing a mean jock
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What if you were being stalked by a succuslut? Would you accept her love?
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>>101804362
Not the rules!
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>>101804248
>Wanting filthy humans that will only end up deceiving and betraying you
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>>101804362
Well, I wasn't doing it, I'm not losing anything. Have fun tattling!
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>>101804434
Yes.
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>>101804434
yes
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>>101804434
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpeg
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>>101804434
Not like anyone else would ever like me.
And not like I have a choice.
And not like I hate succubi.
And they are pretty cute.
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I know this is a Monster Girl thread, but seeing all those Hussars fills my heart with joy and pride.
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>>101804434
Obviously yes.
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>>101804353
I'm not that anon, I was just pointing out that the cop uncle (note, uncle, not dad, learn to read) wouldn't much appreciate your shenanigans. And your dad's not a senator, he's an unemployed alcoholic, you're just lucky he hasn't gotten violent with you yet. He will when he finds out how you're following in his footsteps, though. All just because the wyrm preferred the nerd over you. I know it hurts, but hate isn't the solution. There's somebody who even loves you! Sure, she's not much to look at, but hey, let's face, with your personality, you can't afford to be picky.
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>>101804434
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts
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>>101804434
nope
I'd hide in a church and shoot at her with arrows anointed in holy water.
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There any good MG stories?
searching for mai waifu
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You guys want some Yellow Bird continuation?

I got some time. I know the hour is weird compared to the usual.
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>>101805038
Go for it.
I'm struggling like fuck to write the next section of my cyoa.
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>>101805038
Let's hear it.
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>>101805038
YES
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>>101803765
>>101803765
>>101803765

>>101803765

>>101803765

>She's looking at her tail with muted horror

> Her mouth is moving but no words are coming out

> Grab her hand and tell her not look at you and nothing else

> Call for help

> Someone from nearby house comes and calls an ambulance while you try to keep her calm.

> When ambulance arrives there's a small group of people with blankets trying to keep her warm.

> they load her onto a very long stretcher and into the back of the ambulance

> You try to get on with her

> EMS won't let you but tell you where she's being taken

> You rush home to your car and speed to the hospital

> When you get there, her Mother and Father are in the waiting room

>You've met them before, nice people, but aren't bright like their daughter.

> Her mother is sobbing and her father is staring out the window.

>Nurse asks your relationship to her.

> You go to say your her friend but decide on a better term

I'm her boyfriend...

> Nurse lets you in on the situation

> Multiple fractures in tail vertebrae

> Lost some blood but right now she's stable


> Ask if she'll be alright

> Be told that she'll live

> relief.jpg

>But she is going to have part of her tail paralyzed

> Your relief turns to sadness, then your sadness turns to blind rage

> Ask if you can see her

> They say no visitors yet

> You're pissed out of your mind

> Call home and tell your parents that your staying over night

> The you wait with Wyrm's parents for hours. Silent most of the time, too overwhelmed to think.

> The nurse gives you the okay

> Walk down with her parents to her room

>She's really loopy from all the pain medicine they used

> Her tail is bent places it shouldn't be

> Rage is rising

> You looks at you and is conscious enough to say your name

> You begin to cry like a bitch on her bed

> This goes on for while

> You swear to her and her parents that the ones who did this will answer to you

cont
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>Get back from church and lunch
>See the thread went to shit from all that religious posting
Well shit
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>>101805038

>Last Time on Travels With a Yellow Bird

>You successfully infiltrate the harbor of the massive trade city of Squamus
>After finding a suitable hidey hole, you take precautions against the full moon and the spring tide
>As the moon rises, you send your party on their supply mission

Flit waits below.
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>>101805285
I just arrived here
what happened?
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>>101805376

Catholics being faggots as per the standard.
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>>101801435
As I recall it has to command you not to be afraid or you spontaneously combust. Infer from that what you will.
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>>101805310

Cool white moonlight beams in through the small window of the brig. It reminds me of the last full moon, only a month ago. How many things have changed since then? How much closer are we really to our goal?

The sounds of the city drift in over the calm waters. The harpy sulks in the cot of the small cell. Golden feathers glow as Flit absently pulls at her wild hair with a small bone comb. I remember making that for her in Auk a long time ago. I was just a dumb kid trying to show his gratitude to the girl who said she could save us all. Elsa’s warnings surface again in my thoughts and I try to shove them down. Flit has earned my trust. I know her. She wouldn’t have us out her for a hopeless lie.

Relief washes over the harpy’s face when she sees me. She doesn’t even try to hide her smile. “I thought you might try to jump ship to see the city at the last minute. I’m glad you have a little more sense in the shape you’re in. You’re growing up my scribe boy.“

“A bit small yourself to be calling me boy as always, my cocky yellow bird.” I retort with a grin of my own.

Flit hops up and over to the door, raptor claws practically skipping on the deck. “A fair hen of a harpy like myself, cocky? No.” She brushes her nose with her vestigial claw thumb. “A man would recognize it as confidence.” She clucks her tongue at me, then tilts her head up for a kiss. Her dainty lips pucker and her large bright eyes close as she waits expectantly.

I feel a reverberating coo work its way through her chest when I pull her close. I lick my lips and grant her unspoken request with practiced verve. Even now, she holds back, her sweet small tongue only working into my mouth once I begin to probe hers. Wings press at bars too small to fit through as her body tells me to hold it in my arms. Happiness and heat emanates from her small frame when I finally pull away.

1/3
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>>101805441
we're on page 10, by the way - may not be best to start it now
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>>101805441
You have a pastebin I can catch up on?
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>>101805441
Why the shit are we cheating on Elsa
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>>101805441

2/3

Flit pauses, wanting more. I comb some hair back over a down-tufted ear. “You really are one-of-a-kind aren’t you?” I say. “Even the old Sea Witch said she hadn’t seen anyone like you in half a century.”

“Well, it’s not like I can’t make more.” The harpy crows with forced laughter and I see her look away. Her eyes cloud, and her excitement falls. The seconds tick by and she begins to fidget. Flit covers her face in feathery teepee of wings to hide her anxiety. “I hate being in this cage. It reminds me of terrible things. Please let me out.” The golden harpy punctuates the end with a peep. “Just hold me tonight. Forget the Lizarda. Forget the moon. I don’t want to be in here. Wrapping me in your arms would be enough. I don’t need more. I never have.”

I reach over Flit’s yellow wings and rub her soft cheek with my bad hand to calm her down. “I made a promise, and you did too.” I tell her. “I’ll stay here. I won’t leave you alone. But I can’t let you out, not until morning.” Warm wings fold over my arm and the harpy starts to settle down. I push the attack a little harder. “Why don’t we talk to pass the time?”

Flit nods and nuzzles into my hand. “Is this the game you played with the lizard? You are cruel, too cruel.”

“Now Flit, you know that to be false.” I tickle her chin with three fingers.
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>>101803765
>Hussarfag wakes up two weeks later
"D-did I get him?"
>Wyrm is there by the hospital bed with puffy eyes
>"no" she says tearfully
>that jerk was picking on me when you came out of nowhere and stood up for me
>you tried to swing at him but he dodged it with the greatest of ease. Grasped you my the face and shoved you back then followed up with a dazzling one two combo.
> knocked you out before you hit the ground then he stomped on you for about a good five minutes and spit in your face
>t-then he fingered banged me behind the bleachers while laughing
You look at her dumbfounded
"He kicked my ass then finger banged you?"
>yeah um I felt so bad for you that I would come over after school to check up on you.
You just stare at the wall
"What about him?"
>oh! Paladin kun were going out now turns out he had a crush on me and the only why he could express it was to pick on me
Wut
>just then Paladin walks in
>sup scales sup faggot
>wyrn jumps up to kiss that asshole Paladin slightly grinding on him
>Paladin kun! She says while hanging off his neck
>Paladin looks At you and smirks "you're waifu my slut" he says while flicking a cigarette butt at you
>"come on lets blow this joint babe" he says while leaving you there with your heart breaking.
>hey!
You look up to see Paladin kissing wyrn her legs wrapped around his torso as they leave a stupid grin on his face.
>he flips you the bird before leaving chuckling around wrym lips
but head back on pillow try not to cry.
cry bitter tears.

How you like my story anon I hope you h8 It :^)
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>>101805500
stop raining on his parade



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