Crab agrees to grant you one sexual flavor.
What would you ask of her?
Shave my balls and jerk me off.
>Sexual favors from a whore
Enjoy your STDs
What flavors are there? Cherry? Chocolate?
Politely decline the offer.
That's not Koyomi
Kanbaru. She can do that, right?
Have her wear the same panties 3 days in a row then sit on my face and suck me off. Is this even a question?
Allow me to punch her until her nose runs red and I get an erection
There's no way that's not going to end up as some trap right?
It's totally a trap.
She should tie me on a chair, sit on my lap and should furiously start masturbating without letting me touch or see her naked.
To IMPREGNATE her womb with my BABY batter. That's it really.
eke/10 would read again.
Boot to the head
Have her pee in kanbaru's ass and then have kanbaru sit on my face and make me drink every drop
I can't think of anything that tops this, so this.
Missionary with the lights out for the sole purpose of procreation.
gather all her friends and allow me to cum inside
Ask to lick her feet, booted, socked and bare.
Have you tasted urine? It tastes like piss water.
>like piss water
Crab a shit.
You're shit. Crab is a pure sex goddess. Long haired crab that is.
They're both shit.
What is snowball kissing?
Honestly, why would you want to be with anyone else but Shinobu
I or someone else cums in her mouth and then she kisses me and forces it back into my own, our tongues would mix it back and forth between our mouths until one of us swallows it.
Or peace-chan (what's her name again?)
To make me her boytoy for the entire day.
But she likes to tease people, so she'd just let you watch her or something without getting any action.
Ask her if she could dye her hair red, lie down, and pretend to be in a coma.
Even the greatest tease will eventually give you some attention so its fine.
let me cuddle her with my face in her breast and on her lap all night
Ask her to call Cat so we can have a threesome.
missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
Fuk, man. Now i want to try it too.
foursome with her, cat, and teenage vampire
i don't ask for much
What kind of sex, virgin?
Ask her to never cut her hair again and...maybe do a twirl. I'm pretty sure being in her presence is already a sexual favor.
Long hair or short, she is a goddess.
>What would you ask of her?
To set up an audience in private with a corpse. Yes, this is sexual/
>liking long hair
Why? Long hair sucks so bad.
Lick her feet while she insults me
I would definitely hold her hands gently.
Because I like girls, and you obviously don't.
Fuck off Araragi.
I would ask her to fuck off so I can brush my sister's teeth in private.
to impregnate her
Ride my dick until I fill her with my seed.
>just finished watching this
>suddenly /a/ has threads about it
ecery fucking time
I want to shave her pubic region.
/a/non gets it.
Long hair best.
Saved this image so hard my PC just shat itself.
Well, since I can't do anything in hospital bed, and my life won't last much longer. A hand holding until I died is the best thing that could happen in my life.
A shower experience
Because OP can't spell.
What, you got the wrong person? You must have thought her was that Sengoku slut
/a/ always does. It's just that you don't notice until you watch the series
I'd have her tie me down onto a bed and proceed insult me while she lets me fuck her in the ass, but only because I am not good enough for her pussy. Than when I cum she would insult me and piss all over me. That counts as one thing, right?
One sex, regular, coming up
be my sex slave for life
Sweaty face sitting Me on top of her
staple my prostate until I Cum while she drills me urethra
I was going to have her shit in my chest while I jerk off, but a ménage a trois with Cat. So much hmmm.
Anyway, I'd have her hold down cat so I can have my way with her
>shit in my chest
either to have murararagi fuck me or I lie down and she makes cat ride my face until she is completely mine.
Oh, and I get to cum inside.
Don't leave us Anon!
I'd ask her to go nag on araragi instead and stop bothering me, and then I would go hang out with kaiki.
get to it, bitch
Just normal anal sex without lub while I pull her hair.
This. Anal until her asshole prolapses
Nothing less from muh waifu
>not wanting your chest cut open and shit inside
Crab a shit, and I dont want to put my dick near that
>browsing /a/ while you die
Good night sweet prince
confirmation bias, actually
I won't ask her anything, I'll tell her to lag down and get fucked
kaka>KYAAAA>toothbrush>COME ON AND SLAM>psycho>shit>staplers>more shit>sengoku basara
You can't argue with this.
Ararararararararagi beats all.
I'd request she let me facefuck her.
Have them bury you with your dick out. Make it your dying wish. If afterlife is real, laugh your ass off at their faces.
I'd ask her to defeat the Saiyans coming to earth
something not salty milk and coins, please.
That's not sexual at all
>implying kaiki would hang out with you.
Have her fuck Arararagi after making me popcorn and a sandwich.
>Not liking salty coins and milk
>Year of our lord 2076-62
Have sex with me
Is this the best crab doujin?
Too bad it will never, ever get translated.
to take a bath with her and Hanekawa
which one of you has the gif?
If you're going to die do so with a bang. Like grab the nurse's ass with your dick out.
stand on my ball sack in high heals
enjoy being maggot food sir
we will all join you shortly
Roll in shit and die.
if she doesn't have any then rocky road
I'm no homo but I'd like an Araragi.