You hear your waifu scream, run into the room, and see this.
How do you react?
>Doing lewd things with your waifu
What are you some sort of degenerate scum?
"How the fuck did you enter the third dimension?"
Tell Kuroneko to go be pregnant somewhere outside my house.
Why is this Pregnant homeless girl is scaring my waifu?
Stay away from her for a while. She obviously caught a cold, based on her reaction to the thermometer.
Why the fuck is there a loli schoolgirl in my bathroom holding my ass sticks?
pic related, it's my old science teacher handing a football to himself
Call the police because Kuroneko just broke into my house to get a pregnancy test
Don't you eat that, Kuroneko, that gets peed on
Is that how it works? I thought they just shoved it up their hoo-hah for a bit.
If it hits the baby she's pregnant?
It better be mine, woman.
yell surprise abortion! you know the rest.
Man, I don't fucking know.
I skipped health class on the sex ED days.
Didn't you have sex ed when you were in high school?
Kuroneko confirmed for mother of the AntiChrist?
Hivemind or just my old science teacher handing a football to himself?
Are you fucking serious anon
Just use a long stick for that. Fucking women paying money for a pregnancy test if they can just use a broom.
My waifu and I have been trying for a baby for a few months now. More bad news...
I wasn't aware that having knowledge of females was required for posting here. My mistake.
I'm confused. I don't know what your science teacher is. Is he a pizza delivery guy, a football coach, a soldier or actually just a teacher?
Is there a joke I'm missing?
Wait, anime's real? I guess that means I'm voting Democrat in 2016.
yeah, hivemind. I posted after the image posted and when i refreshed both were there.
I'd scream too, the father could be anyone.
>mfw when this kind of threads shows how normalfag is /a/ and how bad lovers are.
The last three.
He's also a self-football delivery man.
But seriously, would be best day of my life if positive.
>implying it's yours
How pregnancy tests work is pretty common knowledge, pal
I bet you don't even know where babies come from
Honey, I don't know what you're screaming about or what you're holding but before you tell me, I want to say that I think we should see other people. Since I decided this well before any possible long-term commitments popped up for us, I can't be faulted.
Ok so now that we're officially broken up, what's the matter?
your science teacher should wear his occupational badge
Please, everyone knows that Jesus delivers babies to all the Good Waifus at christmas time
>Not taking responsibility
>Having a slut waifu
If I'm the only one who _________holds her hand and loves her how can it be anyone elses but mine?
You should shut you fucking mouth.
He's the only man who got paid to teach us NOTHING. Don't you ever fucking talk about him like that.
>Raising another man's child
Well first things first - check if it's mine.
>Immediately thinking it isn't yours
Nice trust bro
You don't trust your waifu?
Something's wrong here, man.
You are legally the presumed father in this situation.
You'll lose half of your worth on child support while you're waifu gets to slut it up with another man if you do that.
Be pretty happy I guess? Having a 2d child might be weird. Maybe they'll be 2 1/2d
I don't get it, did Kuroneko stab my waifu with that pregnancy tester?
SHe's still a woman...
Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. 3D is a dominant trait and 2D is recessive, so your child will be 3D.
Worse still, this means you're waifu is likely to die in childbirth.
My waifu turned into Kuroneko?
I would make love to a pregnant woman today. I think that would be the only different thing from any other day. We'll be okay.
I'd ask what it is first.
Actually he'd have just cut his dick when he tried to have sex with her
No, no, no dick paper cut discussion. No.
what if it was a 2D image printed on a soft pillow case
what's wrong? He's probably still stuck on his 5 level and failed upgrade training. He's never going to rock that star.
then you'd scrunch it up by pusihg it with your dick
you're waifu is pregnant and the doctors saycomplications from the pregnancy and birth will almost certainly kill her. She wants to deliver the baby anyway, but says she will bow to your wishes since it will be you who has to go on living if she dies in birth.
Do you choose to abort or not?
Hug her, give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her I'm very excited to raise a child with her.
Fuck the baby, I want my waifu.
I would respect her wishes, but I feel it's cheating when death is not much of an issue to her in the long term. Otherwise I don't know
If you want your waifu why would you do that? Wouldn't she be appalled?
I'd do whatever my waifu wanted to do with it.
Would the child be healthy at birth or in the long run?
If yes, I don't know, but there would be a lot of crying in my future.
If no, why are we having this conversation? Not letting my waifu sacrifice herself over what is effectively dead.
>what is caesarian
You must be a fucking Beta mangina loser. A man who doesn't check if it's his child deserves to raise the child of a black man with AIDS (meaning that the wife and the children will have it too, naturally).
Kinniku ga torimasu~
I roll my eyes at the repost and click the hide thread button.
What were you expecting, some lame edgy joke answer?
Speed up our plans for marriage.
I'd console her saying that I'm sure she'll get pregnant next time
How would you do that? You should know whether you did lewd stuff with your waifu or not.
>turn 1080° degrees and walk away
NANO YOU'RE A ROBOT
YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT
I'd divorce her. Her horror means that she's clearly NTRing me and if she thinks I'm paying for some other douchebag's kid, she's got another thing coming.
I wonder how a zombie got pregnant
I ask what this thing in her hand is and why she screams.
I told her not to go to mexico, but she didn't listen.
If your waifu enters the real world, does this make you a normal fag for having a girlfriend?
You know you have to leave her if that happens...right /a/?
I don't think it works like that
Never tought i would search for Abortion on sadpanda..
Why does this sound familiar...
Man I read that a while back. That was fucked up.
Taunt her how my vile sperm has violated and raped her vulnerable ovum, triggering the insemination, and is now directly merged into her, sharing the blood coursing through her veins with every heartbeat, while her body continues to do its best to feed and grow that abomination.
Cry tears of joy, have a monogamous marriage, have tons of kids, grow old/happy/prosperous together, immortality found and anti aging drugs, live happily for billions of years with my waifu and kids.
That bums me out.
Is that the loli from FSN? She can't get praegant.
>implying this super fertile loli body doesn't get impregnated the moment you finish cumming inside her
Damn that's giving me a boner
I don't see 3 baby or pirate faces on the indicator. She's not pregnant.
goddamit anon...now I have to fap this off
Is there more like this? For better girls? This has to be a thing...
Wonder why that cunt has the same voice than my waifu and tell her to get out of my house.
Waifu > Useless shitting machine
>Hello Kuroneko, where did my waifu go?
C-section or abortion.
You can always reroll for a healthy kid
>not doubling taking three times then doing a pelvic thrust
>then bringing it around town.
>stopping on your right foot don't forget it
Disgusting baby fucker.
The more I think about my Waifu and actually having kids, the more I start to like it. It's weird.
I would want her to get an abortion. I wouldn't be able to raise a kid on my own, and I don't think I would be able to live without her.
Plus if the kid had Down Syndrome or something I would literally give it away to some orphanage.
I don't really feel right saying this either but, I honestly don't think children with Down syndrome, and in some cases SEVERE Autism should be allowed to live. They contribute nothing and just drool all day.
I thought this for a long time too.
Hit her in the head with a brick and then throw her down some stairs.
>Not taking responsibility
Surprise misogyny, more like.
Take responsibility happily.
I have bad vision, I can't even tell what she's holding but I think it's a pregnancy test.
I guess I would be surprised and happy.
Make sure she understand that, by giving birth she would certainly die. Tell her that she's the sun in my sky and that I could never let her go. Hoewever, I would also tell her that if she gave birth to the baby I would have not problem raising it by myself.
I'm not 100% sure that it's the case but I think that here, in Canada, doctors have to give an abortion to women that are sure to die if they give birth.
take the sekinin.
>All these "take responsibility!" posts.
This is why America is so fucked up.
OP never said that you had sex.
Nothing in OP's posts implies that you had sex with her.
Or that it's your child.
But what's the problem? I love her and I'll raise that baby like my own.
then this thread have no meanig.
if it's not your child, why bother?
althought you can decide to divorce and raise the kid to be a goog person.
Bullshit, my waifu can't get pregnant. She's dead.
>Not wanting to raise a family with your waifu.
Really, like it maters. What's important is that we have a lovely family life and raise our cute children well
Dumb HURR MI GEENOME! shit like that is how worthless NTR MC's are made.
Well if she's screaming then obviously the results were negative, so I guess I'd have to try again.
You don't know what that word means apparently.
The point of this thread is not that and you know it.
Beta as fuck.
>No occupational badge
>Has been a tech sgt in the AF in the last 5 years
>Old science teacher
This doesn't add up anon. Either he's a twin, you're lying, or you took this science class while in the military.
Haha, that's depressing
Pfft, Oh sure. Then tell we what the ALPHA way to handle that decisions is without being a raging dumbass.
good thing i'm sterile :^)
Since when has a right to life ever been based off contribution? It's the 21st century, and assuming you're not living in some 3rd world country, if we can support NEETs who can't be bothered to work we can manage retards like you.
>all these people wanting paternity tests
>all these people no taking responsibility
>that one guy who wouldn't sex his waifu
A loving family with a beautiful waifu is the best end. Fuck the haters and contrarians.
>I honestly don't think children with Down syndrome, and in some cases SEVERE Autism should be allowed to live. They contribute nothing and just drool all day.
They are useful. A lot of them work at my college doing shitty jobs like washing tables that nobody want to do. People with real abilities can do more useful things.
Please, tell me you're trolling.
You're KILLING ME, Anonymisa.
This thread needs more girls punch.
>Implying you wouldn't want to have you're waifu bear your seed and procreate.
Not everyone here is a fucking autist. I don't care if the baby is from someone else, I don't care about muh genes. Everyone need 2 parents.
If she slept with other men during our relationship it would probably be a problem but it's not an automatic divorce.
>Not everyone here is a fucking autist
No, you're the autist here. Every normal man (especially Alphas) would tell you you're fucked up beyond saving. Raising another man's cum? Are you insane?
>Having a waifu
I kick that bitch out my apartment and then call the cops.
>Every normal man (especially Alphas)
You mean every ''normal'' man on 4chan, 99% of them being beta with little to no experience with women. real life /= 4chan
Are you from Sweden?
>Tell her to have the baby
>Make a Nickelback video
I'm from America2
>Every normal man (especially Alphas)
Not even that dude but even you fictional ubermensch made by socially awkward nerds would think you're a manchild for that dumb shit.
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger
Oh, wait, I'm sorry. You want reality?
>It's a rape baby
You might get as healthy a development that you can possibly get, or your going to get a mother that will either abandon that kid or take out undo frustrations on that kid. Either way, they'll bend over backward to ensure the origins are never discovered.
>Not a rape baby
She had the kid for a tax break and you're a fucking moron for helping take care of the newest mooching debt to America. Especially when she's not going to take care of it, as indicated by her inability to even use a fucking condom or a pill or injection or SOME form of contraception.
You'll love her and then you will hate her. You will hate the fuck out of her and either take it out on the kid, or not take it out on the kid. In either scenario, you're highly-likely to leave or eventually be kicked out and used as a legal source of child support while the bitch sleeps around more, parades men in front of the vulnerable and developing tax leech, and ensures the kid will grow up dysfunctional as the rest of the low-to-poor class of America.
There's your alpha and beta, champ.
What's happening? Do you have a fever?
Attack the stick that scared her.
>not wanting to impregnate your waifu
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
This isn't a waifu thread. I don't think anyone who actually does have a waifu would post in this thread. It's some thinly veiled NTR thread.
I think it started as a waifu and switched midway when >>101795390
>All this lack of daughteru loving
Horrible fathers, the lot of you. Get vasectomy.
I pray to our Lord Jesus Christ that you fucks are just trolling and not serious. Maybe you're just underage and therefore raised on the modern feminist American school system. Yet even in the most feminized countries it is still perfectly valid for a man to divorce a woman if he finds out she got knocked up by some other guy.
I am really glad that guys like you will never procreate and, at best, spend your life raising the children of some people that actually deserve to live on this Earth.
Like holy fuck. It's like a nightmare with y'all.
>our Lord jesus Christ
Why am I not surprised.
Let me guess... Swedistan? Or the surrounding provinces of the Soon-to-be-Caliphate?
I'm not even European. You are trying too hard, not even an american would be this stupid. I'm guessing you are a mexican immigrant trying to fit in. Is your lord Jesus the mexican guy who helped you pass the border?
Boot her. I'm sterile.
I'll take responsibility, of course.
Naw, you trying too hard cholo. No one can be as stupid as you / as blindly following the Beta-male dogma as you do. Not even fedora donning gentlemen. Ask your daddy if he'd be okay with you being half-black.
> following the Beta-male dogma
But only beta males believe in this
>Not even fedora donning gentlemen
I don't wear a fedora, I'm not even an atheist.
>Ask your daddy if he'd be okay with you being half-black.
I already told you I was not American.
Nice try Juan
Well, what's done is done, no use crying over spilled semen.
I'd only hope that I have a somewhat good income and a place to live in that 2D world.
Who is this bitch, and what the fuck is she doing in my house scaring my waifu?
Wtf am I reading?
The worst girl from the anime where the cute blonde haired girl wants to fuck her older brother.
What if it's already cut?
>I honestly don't think children with Down syndrome, and in some cases SEVERE Autism should be allowed to live
Who wants to be the first to invoke Godwin's law?
>not being married already
>not keeping it within wedlock
If premature C-section is not possible, abort abort abort.
>Drool all day
This sounds like genocide.