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When you get married to you're waifu, whats your wedding ceremony going to be like?
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>wedding ceremony
Her parents wouldn't approve, we're eloping
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A ceremony where my waifu is having fun
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A big ceremony with all of your friends and family there. Have it be an all day event just about us, just the way she'd love it.
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a ceremony where i shoot myself in the face so i can finally be togheter with her
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>>101778898
Jesus /a/non....
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>>101778898
I laughed audibly. I'm sorry.
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We'd both be wearing suits
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>>101778898
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>>101780028
No Anon, you put the dress.
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>>101775940
Both of our families would be there, and there would be a big cake, and lots of classical music.
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Probably quite fancy and extravagant. Fit for someone like her.
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Wedding Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh9JU_l7yN0
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>>101775940
Super lewd. I'm going to kidnap her to my house and we'll consummate the marriage before the cops find us.
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well, theres gonna be a lot of cake, she isnt very close with her family, so its gonna be mostly mine, and im not sure what music she likes, and the music i like isnt really fit to weddings, so i guess just classic music.
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Forced and painful, but I'll love every second of it
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>I want kids as soon as possible, so make sure to cum lots, okay?
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Hmm I don't know what I'd like more.

Nano in a traditional Japanese wedding dress or Nano in a standard dress from the west.
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I don't have a waifu and even if I did I would feel sorry for the girl to have to put up with me.
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>nobody answering "whatever she wants"
>/a/ can't really be this selfish
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>you're
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>>101780485
Same.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzaZs7F57Co

I make her my queen.
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How can I have a wedding when I have no friends?

I'd probably have to ask my cousin to be my best man or something.
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>>101780485


My entire existence with 2D and 3D relationships
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>marrying a cartoon
What?
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After the ceremony we'd sneak off to some place private, and I'd watch her get fucked by another man.
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>>101781446
Can I be the other man? Scratch that, I don't have to ask you, I'll be the other man.
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>>101781601
It can't be helped.
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Something small and quiet
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>>101780485
Holy shit don't ever think like that. If you've met a girl who is willing to put up with you then there is something there that she really likes and she would do anything to be with you. Love is an interesting and confusing thing but you should never feel sorry for someone being in love with you. Just change your outlook on life, try to be the better person you want to be, and things will definitely get better for yourself. All anons deserve love.
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>>101775940
depends. do i need to make the human sacrifices before or after the wedding?
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>>101780028
Like a gay marriage except it's totally straight and legal. Nice.
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>>101781853
Don't give people false illusions, you might mean well but that's cruel.
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>>101782092
Please disregard the e-mail, i forgot to erase it.
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>>101782092
Actually now I think it would be cool to find a girl who would go along with that.
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She'd probably make ME show up in a dress.
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>fat smelly neckbeards making vows with waifus

I puked in my mouth
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>>101781853


Not that anon but I'm a disgusting NEET with no aspirations in life. I'd feel bad too if someone fell in love with me.
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>>101782282
no bully
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>>101782282
>implying
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>>101782282
Would your waifu suck your mouth clean?
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>there are some anons who don't fap to they're waifu


Don't worry I'm sure there are some anons more than willing to satisfy you're waifu for you.
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>>101782632
We need some sort of Waifu NTR service. Where masochists post their waifu, and other people masturbate to them and talk about how it felt. Maybe post pictures of their cum on a picture of the waifu.
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>>101782632
Not everyone is as pragmatic:
>>101781446
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My waifu is Ryuuko so she probably is against marriage because she seems like the kind of girl that would be all #SmashPatriarchy.

We'd have a civil marriage and our names would become Matoi-Kowalski Ryuko and Eugene Matoi-Kowalski respectively.
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I want to be the Bertholdt to my Ymir and sing Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing to her as I'm on my knees before everyone else.
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It'd be one of those ceremonies where the bride gets fucked by dozens of random men throughout. The ultimate in romance.
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I'd imagine it would start off like a normal ceremony and end up getting pretty hectic like typical FT style, with people throwing tons of shit around. But it'll be fun.
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>>101783744
Berrymir~~

<3
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Ends in a brawl.

>>101784338
Damn, beat me to it.
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>>101784338
>>101785452
A Fairy Tail Wedding!
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Veagas, smashed and not remembering last night.
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>>101775940
Would she be a fiancu before marriage
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>>101778898
>>101780485

In other news, _he would probably want a quiet ceremony and get embarrassed when we make our vows. Whatever _he wants is fine by me.



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