When you get married to you're waifu, whats your wedding ceremony going to be like?
Her parents wouldn't approve, we're eloping
A ceremony where my waifu is having fun
A big ceremony with all of your friends and family there. Have it be an all day event just about us, just the way she'd love it.
a ceremony where i shoot myself in the face so i can finally be togheter with her
I laughed audibly. I'm sorry.
We'd both be wearing suits
No Anon, you put the dress.
Both of our families would be there, and there would be a big cake, and lots of classical music.
Probably quite fancy and extravagant. Fit for someone like her.
Super lewd. I'm going to kidnap her to my house and we'll consummate the marriage before the cops find us.
well, theres gonna be a lot of cake, she isnt very close with her family, so its gonna be mostly mine, and im not sure what music she likes, and the music i like isnt really fit to weddings, so i guess just classic music.
Forced and painful, but I'll love every second of it
>I want kids as soon as possible, so make sure to cum lots, okay?
Hmm I don't know what I'd like more.
Nano in a traditional Japanese wedding dress or Nano in a standard dress from the west.
I don't have a waifu and even if I did I would feel sorry for the girl to have to put up with me.
>nobody answering "whatever she wants"
>/a/ can't really be this selfish
I make her my queen.
How can I have a wedding when I have no friends?
I'd probably have to ask my cousin to be my best man or something.
My entire existence with 2D and 3D relationships
>marrying a cartoon
After the ceremony we'd sneak off to some place private, and I'd watch her get fucked by another man.
Can I be the other man? Scratch that, I don't have to ask you, I'll be the other man.
It can't be helped.
Something small and quiet
Holy shit don't ever think like that. If you've met a girl who is willing to put up with you then there is something there that she really likes and she would do anything to be with you. Love is an interesting and confusing thing but you should never feel sorry for someone being in love with you. Just change your outlook on life, try to be the better person you want to be, and things will definitely get better for yourself. All anons deserve love.
depends. do i need to make the human sacrifices before or after the wedding?
Like a gay marriage except it's totally straight and legal. Nice.
Don't give people false illusions, you might mean well but that's cruel.
Please disregard the e-mail, i forgot to erase it.
Actually now I think it would be cool to find a girl who would go along with that.
She'd probably make ME show up in a dress.
>fat smelly neckbeards making vows with waifus
I puked in my mouth
Not that anon but I'm a disgusting NEET with no aspirations in life. I'd feel bad too if someone fell in love with me.
Would your waifu suck your mouth clean?
>there are some anons who don't fap to they're waifu
Don't worry I'm sure there are some anons more than willing to satisfy you're waifu for you.
We need some sort of Waifu NTR service. Where masochists post their waifu, and other people masturbate to them and talk about how it felt. Maybe post pictures of their cum on a picture of the waifu.
Not everyone is as pragmatic:
My waifu is Ryuuko so she probably is against marriage because she seems like the kind of girl that would be all #SmashPatriarchy.
We'd have a civil marriage and our names would become Matoi-Kowalski Ryuko and Eugene Matoi-Kowalski respectively.
I want to be the Bertholdt to my Ymir and sing Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing to her as I'm on my knees before everyone else.
It'd be one of those ceremonies where the bride gets fucked by dozens of random men throughout. The ultimate in romance.
I'd imagine it would start off like a normal ceremony and end up getting pretty hectic like typical FT style, with people throwing tons of shit around. But it'll be fun.
Ends in a brawl.
Damn, beat me to it.
A Fairy Tail Wedding!
Veagas, smashed and not remembering last night.
Would she be a fiancu before marriage
In other news, _he would probably want a quiet ceremony and get embarrassed when we make our vows. Whatever _he wants is fine by me.