SOMEBODY HELP ME I DONT WANT THIS
IM BREAKING ME IM GONNA BREAK
ITS TEARING APART NOOOO
You deserved to die lobster-san
DONT RIP UP MY INSIDES
This kills the lobster.
OP, that lobster was long dead.
As amusing as this is, I'm going to have to mention that a lobster that red is obviously already dead.
And even if it wasn't, they barely even have a nervous system in the first place. Also they're fucking delicious. Mmm, lobster...
It being that red means it's been cooked which means it's dead, you shit
FUCK YOU LINA INVERSE
Is this h-doujin writing.
Of course it was. They only get that red from being boiled.
Source: I can actually afford fresh seafood once in a while.
I would so fuck Lina Inverse in every possible way.
I'd pay her sister to make do it, too.
Boiling is pretty cruel. Why aren't animal rights people screaming about lobsters and crabs
that, is of course if you've seen it
>mfw They KNOCK on the pot while they boil to death
Damn, I could use some lobster right about now.
THEY SCRATCH AT THE POT
I dont see why they cant just kill it before they boil it, like have a little tool for swift crustation-decapitation, since nobody eats the head part anyway
Apparently it spoils the meat.
This fuels the tiny sorcerous.
I think knowing your food was slowly boiled to death shortly before being put on your plate is enough to spoil it, plus its a lot of hard work to get the fucking meat out of that thing I mean geez
I prefer the taste of raw lobster over cooked lobster.
you're doing something wrong
>I think knowing your food was slowly boiled to death shortly before being put on your plate is enough to spoil it
That's why you have someone else cook it and have them TELL you they killed it with like lobster poison or some shit.
No one cares if something was boiled to death.
You could slow boil a frog and it wouldn't even die even in water that is at boiling point.
Better a lobster dies from being boiled than getting fucked over by a jelly fish or star fish or killer whale.
Then I guess I'm a sadist because whenever I hear that lobster clawing at the pot, I get the BIGGEST fucking erection.
is this you anon?
Looks like jizz.
I think seafood is just more delicious being eaten raw than cooked.
Then you have yet to taste the deliciousness of properly steamed, seasoned crab
How long ago was this. I've lost all sense of times for this place
this reminds me of the thread on here about a guy that had a lobster in his freezer for a year or two
Please tell me it wasn't alive.
By any chance is his name Spike?
Why is there a lobster thread on /a/?
You're a moron
Because Lina ate one.
because he was super kawaii and we thought it mutated into something from an anime
Actually, raw korean prepared crab is quite interesting and flavorful. I'd rather eat it the normal way though, unless I haven't had it in a long time.
it was a good show
Whether it was or not, you're a weirdo.
>reply to a reaction image of a recent show like "oh shit, I know that show too!"
>put "mah niggah" in greentext
Isn't it bad causing your seafood to have freezer burn?
not if you want them to mutate
Lobster is alright, but in the end I think shrimp just gives you a bigger bang for the buck.
Oysters are pretty cheap as well.
I'm too poorfag to buy oysters that you are sure you can eat raw without food poisoning at my local Asian market but steamed/baked oysters at like 50 cents or less each is a pretty filling meal.
Lobsters are basically sea roaches and used to be poor people food.
>eating shell fish
But that's the only way to eat its soul.
Lobster is poor people food? Then how come I've never had it
Used to be, like over a hundred years ago.
You're an uncultured basement dweller
It isn't, but it used to be. In America, they used to be fed to prisoners and there were actually laws against serving them lobster everyday because it'd be considered cruel to the prisoners.
I once got food poisoning from mussels in the chinese buffet.
you were gambling with your health and you lost
It should be fair to note that a lobster, with an exoskeleton, has only a minute and very dull sense of touch. It likely has no idea it's even dying.
>sitting out all day
>going anywhere near them
I hope a valuable lesson was learned.
Because you weren't born in the 18th century.
Prisoners back then actually rioted being served lobster for prison food and eating raw rats was considered more humane than eating lobster.
One case about being served lobster as cruel and unusual punishment actually went to the Supreme Court back then.
The reason why lobster is so expensive now is because of capitalism.
Capitalism is also why people make such a big deal about steak when it is simply a hunk of meat and there is no complex ingredients or preparation required for a good steak yet it is like pricy to order a steak at a restaurant.
My belief is food dishes should only be expensive based on how deadly the animal the dish is made from.
And steaks should be cheap because of this belief of mine because the farmer/breeder/butcher isn't risking his life at all to make your steak.
I am in the Air Force, one of my mates went vegan a year ago. I like to quiz him about it now and then.
I understand his view point, he talks about how we treat animals, how they have feelings, a nevous system, how they can feel pain and how they are sentiant (although less than us).
He says how we treat animals is basically a holocaust, that what we are doing to animals is what Hitler did to the Jews. That knowing all of this he can not eat meat anymore, as doing so goes against the "core values" that the armed forces taught him.
He says how disgusting cooking programs are, where the bodies of all these different thinking feeling animals are being cut up and butchered, just so people like the taste of them. He points out how disgusted we would be if this was being done to a baby.
Then I make jokes saying how I can't eat vegetables because they do not taste as nice, as I know an animal has not suffered making it. Then he looks at me pissed off! Hahaha!
>food dishes should only be expensive based on how deadly the animal the dish is made from.
WE TORIKO NOW.
>Be ready to kill people if told to.
>Has a problem with animal killing
I don't understand these people.
The world is actually facing a shortage of beef, IIRC. It was somehow related to how, in the near future, we'd add bugs to our diets for protein.
Also what is market value.
I 'm a chink and I can tell you customers risk their lives if they eat in Chinese restaurants outside of China.
Someone needs to find that. Screencap, archive, anything.
>shortage of beef
How does that contradict anon's point? If anything, it strengthen's anon's point about capitalism
If your being shot at, then you do not have much choice, if it is himself or them he will pick him self.
But with animals they are posing no threat, and he has other food choices where no animals had to suffer/die, so he can go with that option. Or thats how he sees it I think.
Find it yourself fatass
Yeah, I'd much rather go to China and eat a dog's leg fried in gutter oil.
you were already dead lobster-san
because you were red which indicates a lobster has already been boiled and killed and is fit for eating
it was years ago, do you know how unlikly it is to be found?
It takes a lot of space to raise a cow, so as the human population rises, there won't be enough room to raise cows to feed all humans beef.
A pound of protein from bugs is a lot easier to raise than a pound of protein from cattle.
Who knows when or even if that'll happen though. People have been saying we'll run out of oil, but we still have it.
I already looked, faggot.
The point is that the price of goods is based on >muh feelings you twat.
They only do that in the rural villages where no one cares. But seriously, what's wrong with eating dogs? Butchering cows, chickens, lamb, etc is acceptable but dogs and cats are somehow sacred animals? That's so unfair.
Not that I've eaten a dog before.
>why marry a virgin?
Men: preferring pure since 1882
Just a biology lesson.
It's actually quite hard to kill a lobster humanely, you have to destroy all 8 ganglia before its effectively dead.
To do this, you either need to be skillful and precise with a knife, or use some big and expensive machine that electrocutes it.
In a crab, all ganglia are located in the anterior part, so >>101774711
And those feelings are capitalism, you retard.
You mean, buffets, don't you?
White people buffets aren't any better.
I heard many horror stories about Golden Corral buffets.
Asian buffets are like 50/50.
Fusion buffets are bad because it doesn't have a pure theme.
A good buffet should be pure and stick to one theme only.
Besides, the only good "Chinese buffet" is dim sum in the end so you might as well go to a legit dim sum restaurant.
Japanese buffets on the other hand, I rarely have encountered a good one in America because Japanese chefs would rather open a bar or restaurant more than a legit buffet which is pretty bad for my wallet.
Asian buffets are generally a diamond in the rough kind of deal. Most are crap, but if you find a good one you stay loyal to it.
American buffets are just generally bland. I've only eaten at one good Golden Corrals my entire life, and that was because the manager used personal, local recipes and they were fucking delicious.
Don't worry /a/non we will soon be growing meat in labs, so everyone wil still get their beef.
However the idiot massess will need to realise global birth control will need to be implemented, to stabalize the population:resource ratio and that doing so is not an infringment on their "Human Rights" it is just the sensible thing to do because the alernate is fucking stupid.
But bugs just taste like chips, though.
A food that tastes like you are eating chips won't fill you up.
>fill you up
only a fatass American thinks this way
Pick one, and only one, ever.
No one in the world will actually say they feel full on chips.
It's plain idiocy.
Malthus called he wants his discredited theory back.
>Basing price on anything but demand and supply
Just how pleb are you?
You can always eat them with other stuff to make it more filling. I never tried it, but I heard you can make bread out of mealworms.
Because people who don't like to think feel that their knee jerk emotions are the most important thing.
If you really want you can take a sharp pointed knife and stab a lobster in the brain before chucking them into the pot. It basically kills them instantly.
>Capitalism is also why people make such a big deal about steak when it is simply a hunk of meat and there is no complex ingredients or preparation required for a good steak yet it is like pricy to order a steak at a restaurant.
>My belief is food dishes should only be expensive based on how deadly the animal the dish is made from.
You are also retarded.
I thought this was a Slayers Thread..
it was always about the lobster you idiot
90% of /a/ hasn't watched Slayers. They'd rather talk about lobster.
>90% of /a/ hasn't watched Slayers
YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!!!
i would agree with you if it wasnt for funimation showing this none stop
>90% of /a/ hasn't watched Slayers
If that is even relatively true that is very disheartening.
>90% of /a/ hasn't watched Slayers. They'd rather talk about lobster.
I was actually going to pop in and ask if Slayers was just a comedy romp or if there's a serious backbone to it. I get a Hataraku Maou-sama vibe from the screencaps (as in, the blend of comedy and seriousness). It's one of the only "classics" I have zero experience with, the other being Lodoss.
But lobsters are more interesting
I've only watched the earlier seasons and a couple of the movies, but it tends to be 70-90% comedy, and more serious at the end of the season when shit starts to get real.
Ive seen season 1 and some of 2, and a few of the movies.
Should I keep going? Though I liked the first season, its gotten kind of monotonous. It reminds me of inuyasha in that way.
No excuse not to watch it.
It's fucking good.
I guess the screams were just air escaping his body
Why is there so much concern about killing lobsters? Just throw them in the boiling water.
So is that where this came from. Huh.
make sure to watch all the movies
moe lina/naga was great
I-I'm sorry. I'll watch it immediately.
Because, while there hasn't really been done that much research on it, the research that has been done indicates that decapod crustaceans probably can feel pain.
I tried. Gave it 12 episodes due to its fame.
Overrated nostalgia shit.
Why does it matter if they feel pain or not? In the end you are killing it anyways.
I went to a Chinese restaurant and for the first time ever witnessed them bringing out all the mussels. Nobody else was eating any and I remembered every other time I've been at a buffet the seafood always sits out because everyone is scared of it so I ate the whole tray.
I figured they would rather it actually get eaten rather than sit under a lap for 8 hours and get thrown away.
Enjoy the parasites sitting in your stomach from undercooked seafood.
>Why does it matter if they feel pain or not?
Do you want to feel pain?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE REALIZED
>ate the whole tray
were they at least good?
Given a choice between feeling pain and dying, I would choose feeling pain. And, considering the pain being the prevalent positive feeling in the world, as well as the fact that you are also still alive, so do you.
I wouldn't want to be killed and eaten either but you are still doing it.
>being shot at
>implying you don't just zoom overhead and drop your bombs and zip away before anyone knows any different
I think we fucked up the point of this thread, seeing as these lines are quite clearly hentai phrases.
>op comes back in 2 hours to tell us this
Wasn't there a manga about a gut parasite being a cute girl?
Sounds like a win/win to me
They were edible
It's completely unreasonable to not expect humans eating meat. So when we're going to do it anyway, we should at least do the killing as painless and quick as possible.
>90% of /a/ hasn't watched Slayers.
This makes me sad.
>I get the BIGGEST fucking erection.
>IM BREAKING ME
He fucked up anyway. would rather talk about lobsters than encourage OPs shitty attempt at humor.
ha, it can be that way again with pacific lobsters. the main endpoint of a lot of the radioactive debri from fukushima is the shallow ocean floor where the lobsters roam. as more of the radioactive debri stops drifting and settles to the bottom as well as dead sea creatures taking the radiation in their bodies to the bottom, the upper ocean sort of cleans and dilutes the radioactive problem. however, the lobsters and other bottom dwellers will become the affected species.
>California gets cancer
I fail to see what the problem is
>So when we're going to do it anyway, we should at least do the killing as painless and quick as possible.
You still haven't written any reason to why humans should kill painlessly.
Does /v/ still talk about Morrowind?
Because humans have this thing called empathy.
/a/ - Crustaceans
reminds me of this
I have empathy too but i don't use it to state absolute morals.
no, what if she was the crab, it was a metaphor for how she foresaw her life being broken into two and destroyed
Any Asian buffet staffed by Mexicans is already a bad sign.
Means the owner is being cheap as possible which means he probably cuts corners on the food as well.
In the end, the only good buffets in America are all located in Las Vegas where at least you won't get food poisoning from eating badly cooked shit.
>steaks should be cheap because of this belief of mine because the farmer/breeder/butcher isn't risking his life at all to make your steak.
But that's not true.
/a/ - Arthropods
This man has good taste.
so my dad was in a big fancy dinner in china a couple decades ago when he was on a job.
They had lobster, the tail freshly cut for eating.
about halfway through the dinner... the front half of the lobster got up and started walking away.
They had all drank a good bit at that point, so it took them a minute to realize they weren't seeing things.
The lobster reached the end of the table, and walked onto a plate that a server had brought forth.
He took it to the kitchen, surely to it's death.
From then on, my father knew he could never be vegan. "Some animals are too stupid to even know they're being eaten. Don't tell me we're torturing it."
What you just posted reaffirms that.
>about halfway through the dinner... the front half of the lobster got up and started walking away.
That server must've seen some shit, just getting a plate and bringing it back to the kitchen like that. The average employee unaccustomed to stuff like that happening, even at a fancy place, would've probably treated it more like a spectacle.
Reminder that you should stick a knife through the head before you boil the lobster.
Boiling while still alive actually causes chemicals to leech into meat, which can results in sub-optimal flavor.
>caught a pregnant shark
At least they were nice enough to throw the babies back in the water.
What kind of shark was that anyways? I think I seen it before. It looked sort of like a govlin shark.
>TFW live in Northeast Texas
>Chinese buffet here run by actual Chinks who can barely speak English
I still don't eat the mussels tho.
>Get excited for Slayers thread
>Lobster talk instead
/a/, why do you do this to me?
have some respect for your OP hes the one who started all this in the first place.
That lobster was like, fuck your shit.
I watched it because Lina Inverse used to be my favorite dota hero to play. I didn't regret it.
OP was and always will be, a faggot
What about Mongolian or countryfood buffets:
Your father is an idiot if he doesn't realize that the average mammal is entirely different than a lobster.
This I assume. I sure enjoyed having to type a thousand god damn captchas to fucking post this.
holy fucking shit, someone actually found it
Man those are some professional servers. If I serve someone food and it comes back to life half way through the meal I'm running out of the restaurant and never coming back.
>If your being shot at
>Being shot at
I had lobster for the first time a couple of years ago.
I was sorely dissapointed. Maybe because it was cold and not served with anything, but still, it just tasted like prawns and shit, which are not very nice.
I could see it good being hot and cooked with something nice, but any meat is if done right.
>finding almost a year old random thread
Lobsters have this weird thing that makes it so they feel the pain even after being separated and shit, like cut apart. The most humane way of killing them is boiling them alive, believe it or not.
I just searched "crab freezer" in the archive and it was the first opening post result that came up.
I remember that thread.
>Given a choice between feeling pain and dying
let me fix that for you
Given a choice between dying while feeling pain and dying
well, just re-read that thread and it seems its due for another unfrosting in a few months