What is thy desire?
I want to eat some tasty food.
Become 2D in my waifus world.
Grant me the ability to kill 2D people and have the story react accordingly.
For Helga to have lasted a bit longer
my own seinen/shonen/fantasy/harem anime.
don't act like none of you want this
I want to be Gundam.
Outlaw Star season 2.
I desire an opening theme
To turn on the Japanese audio because clearly I have made some sort of mistake.
Two of those things are mutually exclusive, so what the hell are you saying
I wish for all future anime to revert to classy yellow sub texting from the 90s.