Fuck your dreams.
you're waifu a shit
pic related, its you nerds.
>Clueless autist serving frozen pizza to his goddess
>Not cooking 5-course meal
>Not giving his waifu the best
I know everybody wants to fit in and nobody wants to be the one to say it, but the waifu thing is a joke. Even the few who try to take it seriously can't treat it like anything more than pure fantasy. Waifus are also not anime or manga and don't belong on /a/ but the mods are frankly scared of the wrath of autists and that's the only reason those threads are allowed.
She is my cartoon waifu.
She is my waifu because she is a cartoon ya silly
He's probably poor, although he did not have much he put all he had into the presentation.
I'm sure his waifu will appreciate it, and I'm sure he'll try his hardest to improve.
I bet even the pillow is tsundere to him.
Wow, check out this edgy motherfucker.
Is that pizza, and a glass of milkcum??
Who the fuck eats that for dinner, yet alone one that is supposedly romantic?
You took the time to write out that complete load of bullshit.
You're the autist here anon. You are.
Waifu defense force, on the scene.
And you took the time to read 3 sentences then write 3 more. Pot, meet kettle.