We need to talk about these waifu's of yours.
Do you realize how old they are?
1000+ years old
But she's over 18
I'll just get my eggs ready first.
Did she tell you that or did you actually get some ID?
They're not real.
What are you implying?
Shut up, you got caught yourself, loser.
how's your wife doing?
You can't prove shit Hanson.
Well there was this one flick...
What if she was a legal loli that due to magic became a real loli?
Your denial is all I need you disgusting sack of shit, two of them?
Still enough to arrest your ass.
Whilst OP was incorrect, you are equally retarded.
>They're not real.
Australia disagrees. It's as real as actual child pornography.
There is really nothing to talk about.
My waifu is strong, pretty, has good attitude, ... .
What are you implying, OP?
>tfw no more synctube
Thanks asshole now I remember I'll never play WC3 pre-bot era again and I'm fucking depressed.
THE LYING SLUTTY VN TOLD ME ALL CHARACTERS WERE EIGHTEEN OR OLDER
I would really not call Sayaka strong. Pic related is strong.
Also, Madoka thread now.
I know who you are Chris Hanson, but I call you Chris Handsome. I like you, and I want you, now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
Why? Who are you? The Vatican? An exorcist ? Ray Moo?
Same place it's illegal to have small breasts right?
I don't have a waifu, I have a husbando. And he's 34 years old. Fuck off.
>Australia disagrees. It's as real as actual child pornography.
You might want to read up on that law again anon.
They are both strong. when they battled Kyouko just had way more experience than Sayaka did.
In the end both are equal and should get their fair share of love.
Sayaka will just stay my favourite because of her foolishness which reminds me of myself a bit.
But anon, her sister who is a single year younger than her is a first-year student.
Was Justice Michael Adams' decision overruled? What'd I miss?
>Same place it's illegal to have small breasts right?
Right. If you didn't want to spend thousands of dollars to have silicone injected into your chest, then why the fuck did you decide to be born female?
I probably laughed for like 20 minutes straight when I read that.
Funny I don't live in that shit hole.
Then you deserve your failure and what's coming to you, get in the squad car you gross fuck, we're going for a ride.
Chris Hansen is my waifu
Well if I don't save her from herself now, it could be too late in later years and I think she's legal in my country.
But that post is from 7 minutes ago.
Hold on a minute. She became mai waifu back in 2006, and I know for a fact she was 16-17ish then, meaning that Rin must be 24-25 today. Checkmate, Hansen.
My waifu was a 40 year old man
Not the post, the notice at the beginning of Fate/Stay Night. Sorry for the confusion.
S-she just turned 18.
>mfw when my waifu is a few hundred years old
Holo is love
I was talking about character, actually. Sayaka destroyed her own psyché.
But it's fine like that, I like Sayaka the way she is : a tragic character. I want to hug her and confort her.
What's there to talk about?
Your waifu was found dead as she lived, laying in a hotel room waiting to take it from the nearest hard dick.
She's in college.
How does it feel to have a waifu that will never love you?
100% of all waifus will never love you. Gotta deal with it.
Sayaka isn't my waifu though but she stimulates my dadu instincts, I want to protect her.
She's 17, there's a 3 year age difference which isn't bad.
Mai waifu is billions of years old Hansen
Fuck you, Handsman. You'll never get in the way of our love.
What are you doing here if you are 14?
Y-you have to believe me, she's 110 years old.
Just look at her. She's mature past her age.
I swear I don't love her for her body.
You'll believe me, right?
I don't even know how old she truly is. I think she's 9 or maybe 10, not really sure.
>Having an underage waifu
Those are called daughterus, faggots.
Oh. I must've tried too hard to avoid that one since it was her weakspot.
Seems like we have something in common then.
Fuck that's sad. Time for REVENGEANCE.
I'm sorry but you have shit taste. Pic related.
Stop posting my waifu. She's not your waifu she's my waifu. I am the only one who deserves her.
I'll have one of each, please.
Felt kinda betrayed when Madoka said Homura was her best friend at ep 12. Poor Sayaka.
Well, I guess she got herself a Kyouko during the series so it's ok.
Madoka deserved it better anyways. She was right to choose Homura as her best friend.
>you have shit taste
K1 and Rena are great but are nowhere near the complexity and depth of Rika.
She's used goods, might as well share her while you're at it.
You aren't even pic relating in a thread like this, Kevin-Kun.
Also being like this over a great being like Sayaka is very immature. Stop being selfish.
In the end. No one wins anyway. It's Kyoko who has won.
Not even rustled the slightest.
She is not. That was a lie. Everyone is a lie. Everyone should die.
I think Homura is blank. Except for her "I LUV MUDUKA HURR".
Sayaka was a great friend. At least before she went nuts. Damn, I like these kinds of character, in every kind of fiction.
Stop posting these kind of shits. Seriously. We both know what happened the only time Rika and Rena fought.
If you talk about complexity, Rika is an edgy witch trying to fight during 1000 years to live happily. Rena has only one chance since she doesn't remember any timeline.
To imply that Kyoko won is terrible. This is why people can't be trusted.
People openly ship her with Sayaka.
People ask other people to NTR them and have them cum on Sayaka.
This is not allowed. I will not allow it.
When you suspect the entire world is lying, mad and completely wrong, perhaps it's not the world that is wrong but you.
Or I happen to be the only sane person on Asylum Earth.
KyokoxSayaka is a canon thing. Not sure if they're lovers, but they're not only friends either.
Also, >>101761527 didn't she pulled a Shinji when she turned into a witch ?
History has shown that a lot of the time, everyone else in the world WAS completely wrong.
Haven't you seen Rebellion? It's official.
But as long Sayaka is happy. I am happy.
gif fucking related
In the original series, Sayaka chose death over being friends with Kyoko. In the movie, she said she should have been better friends with Kyoko. However, she was still going back to heaven to be with Madoka as her knight instead of being friends on Earth with Kyoko.
Sayaka despaired over the fact that Japan is not justice.
>We both know what happened the only time Rika and Rena fought.
Dislocated elbow, completely beaten to a pulp. Not a good outcome.
Though, to be fair, Rika did manage to hold down Rena for a few minutes or so. And if you're bribing out ''edgy'', perhaps you should be reminded of the person who cut herself.
So don't talk shit about my waifu because I particularly love yours too.
And, come on, we both know that Rena loves the living fuck out of Rika.
>Sayaka chose death over being friends with Kyoko.
Sayaka was already dead when Kyoko came to her. She didn't have a chance because nobody did shit when things could have been done. If Kyoko came 2 or 3 days before that and if they talked instead of fighting over MUH CHURCH MUH JUSTICE, Sayaka wouldn't have went witch.
Anyway, SayaKyou is canon.
Girls do faggy things all the time. Doesn't mean they're faggots.
In fact, this scene in Bake looks gay, but is exactly the super opposite. Hand holding does not make a person gay.
This entire screenshot makes them look like lesbos. Except there's no real context and she's actually telling her she a shit.
Did you even watch the fucking series? The first time they met Kyoko went to beat the shit out of her. Kyoko can't just fucking deal such a blow and then expect to be welcomed with open arms. Kyoko a shit sandwich.
>Though, to be fair, Rika did manage to hold down Rena for a few minutes or so.
I guess it's something to be acknowledged for, with a 10 years old body.
I don't dislike Rika, I just dislike the whole drunk witch things. Rika is fine for me as long as it's not Bernkastel. I want Higurashis to enjoy life together because they're children / teenagers, I don't want Rika to go Bernkastel again.
I'm not even a KyouSayafag but seriously?
If Sayaka would have just accepted the help from others... Kyoko and Homura already offered her their help. But no, she had to be all stupid.
And yeah, SayaKyou is as canon as MadoHomu
She straight. Deal with it.
The scene in Bake had a complete different context.
Sayaka said it herself, they fought to the death the first time they met. Things like that create strong bonds. You know, love-hate.
Anyway, it doesn't change anything about the fact Kyoko tried to prevent Sayaka from turning into a witch. Too late. She needed one episode or two to understand it, but in the end, she understood Sayaka and her had a really strong bond, and she killed herself just so Sayaka wouldn't die alone. Because she failed to save her.
If Kyoko understood it a little bit sooner, Sayaka would have been saved.
Sometimes, you can't help depressed persons without forcing them or touching them emotionally.
Well, whuch yah want cho talk 'bout, Chris Hansen, or like I like to call you, ChrisHandsome
If the series you're waifu is from is not from 1996 or earlier you are a dirty pedo.
There's no law against underage squid.
How can't this be canon?
Keep dreaming, faggot. She will never love you.
You're probably right about that, but Homura tried to help her by force but then Kyoko misunderstood her and held her, leaving Sayaka to run the fuck away.
Sayaka didn't want help from a dirty hobo who tried to kill her and take away her morals.
You hurt Sayaka with your denial, Kevin-Kun.
She just wants to be happy with Kyoko and you take her this happiness?
You are not a true husbando. And your tripfaggotry will sign you forever.
Don't worry, Rika left her life of being a witch.
She's no longer Bernkastel. She accepted her life as Rika, to have fun with her friends.
And, really, when you've got nothing worth living for and you know you're friends are going to be butchered, burned, killed, tortured and commit mass suicide, the only thing that can possibly give any amount of pleasure if drinking yourself to death.
And heck, Rena did the same thing but with cute things. It's her personal way to create her own happiness for herself and for those around her.
Don't worry, Rika and Rena kept being good friends after the events of Higurashi.
>Sayaka didn't want help from a dirty hobo who tried to kill her and take away her morals.
How about this ending, faggot ?
The dirty hobo was the only one who acknowledged her in the end, and the one who ultimately cared about her. Her soul even FUSED with Sayaka's. Kyoko had morals too, but life was harsh with her, just like Sayaka, that's why they can relate. That's why they share this strong bond, a bond stronger than any bond they could develop with anyone else. Face it, faggot.
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She wants to be happy with a heterosexual man, not a fucking female hobo from a broken family.
>Her soul fused with Sayaka's.
Good to read this ! But then, again ...
>You'll never be a Higurashi
I want to live in a campaign
Don't do this to me, anons. Not here. Not now.
>She wants to be happy with a heterosexual man, not a fucking female hobo from a broken family.
She doesn't even plan on mariage right now. Maybe she won't go full yuri on Kyouko but I can definitely tell as long she doesn't get her fair share of love and friendship with Kyouko she won't lurk after anyone's dick.
>Her soul fused with Sayaka's.
Look right after Kyouko's death.
Fuck you, cuntnugget. I couldn't care less about Sayaka or Kyoko, but you just make my /a/ blood boil.
They already said Sayaka would have never been happy with Kyousuke. Not to mention the fact that Homu, who knows more than anyone else the nature of each character's relationships, decided to create a world in which Kyouko was living with Sayaka.
Then there's Rebellion, where they hold hands and have a moment.
Are you seriously this fucking stupid?
No, but seriously this fucking desperate.
Kevin-Kun proven to be a Sayaka-hater.
He is selfish and not interested in "his waifu's" wishes.
Hereby I remove your Sayaka-Waifu-License.
Yet she still gets sad at thinking about Kyoko. Deal with it, nerd.
>Look after Kyoko's death.
That's not fusion. This is fusion.
What's wrong, /a/?
>Homu and forced shipping.
As expected of a massive dyke! Anyway, Kyoko just needed a place to be. Sayaka was the easiest because Homura's a cunt. That wasn't Sayaka's choice.
Well, you know, cheer up, this summer we're going to revisit Higurashi again.
There's still hope that we might see Rika, Rena and the gang again.
>Sayaka was the easiest because Homura's a cunt. That wasn't Sayaka's choice.
But Sayaka was the one "standing out" from the others. Being more than them. She could have easily rejected that and move on on her own.
>That's not fusion. This is fusion.
confirmed for shit taste too
Sayaka would not be happy as a dyke.
>Anyway, Kyoko just needed a place to be. Sayaka was the easiest because Homura's a cunt. That wasn't Sayaka's choice.
Actually Mami would have been a better option. Homura picked Sayaka because they loved each other.
>As expected of a massive dyke!
>As expected of the person who went through over 100 timelines with the same 5 people and discerned which would yield the happiest pairings.
Jokes on Chris you my waifu is age of consent.
>Yet she still gets sad at thinking about Kyoko. Deal with it, nerd.
She doesn't get sad because she's thinking about Kyoko but because she's past her redemption point. She could've turned into a witch right after losing at Metal Gear Rising at this point, face it, nerd.
>That's not fusion. This is fusion.
Are you fucking retarded or just delusional ? I'm not even gonna screencap it for you.
I'm revisiting Higurashi again by rereading it during this summer anyway.
I really need to make something a little bit like Higurashi's club IRL ;_;
She couldn't really reject it. It would have fucked with the balance of "the world".
No, because Mami had BB.
You are probably one of those kinds who would lock her up in a cellar so she could not even look at others.
Stop deciding for her!
She turned into a witch because everyone a shit and her morals were stepped on.
As for fusion, the scene you were talking about is just SHAFT being SHAFT.
Who do you think I am? Homura?
Hey Dinozzo, do you have a waifu?
The fuck is wrong with you?
Yes, because Homura decided it was best for Mami to have BB (you know, since she cares and actually knows what each character wanted. That was the point of rebellion.)
And don't act like Sayaka was unhappy living with Kyouko, because she was the happiest when they held hands.