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http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/MindMoodNews/story?id=4430328&page=1

Naruto Kills, no joke. Kid dies while pretending to be Gara.
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Sure is slowpoke around here.
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slowpoke.jpg
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So they never got the the whole Sand Coffin attack...

Or were they attacking with it...
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Ah I been waiting for one of these to pop up recently.
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omg rly? how sad ._.
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>>10174306
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>>10174408
They were takin turns, I guess it was his turn
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One less Narutard.
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Darwin at work.
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Gentlemen, I like sand.
Gentlemen, I love sand!

I like wet sand, I like dry sand. I like fine sand and I like rough sand. I like to make sand castles and be buried in sand. In the sandbox, at the beach and in the cats litterbox. I truly love each and every kind of sand you can have on this planet!
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NARUTU SAND NINJAS?
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I hope CN takes down naruto... I'd rather have my cousin watch avatar compared to that dubshit.
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I sometimes think, What if it was taken of the air for this incident? Then imagine the amount of weeaboos fighting to get it back on while parents cry no to them? By god, that would be the greatest kind of shit storm.
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I bet theres just 1 other person on /a/ posting these shitty images.
Oh well, have some original contents.
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HEY SLOWPOKE
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>"You don't want to blame the show because millions of kids watch the show and don't take it to this limit," she said. "It's not the show's fault, it's not the kid's fault, it's not the parents' fault.

>"That's what an accident is."


Reason? In my mainstream news article?
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>>10174631
but it would a glorious shitstorm
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>>10174631
haha I'm at the airport right now but I'll respond to that after my friend's flight lifts of.
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>>10174666
Well, this is my contribution.
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>>10174679
improve this shop, and it would be awesome.
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Well its not that much of a slowpoke when ABC news finally picked up this piece of news. I wouldnt be surprised if it goes to television.
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He's not dead! It's just a Genjutsu!
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The akatsuki hideout?
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>>10174744
No Photoshop or Photoshop skills.
And it would be too much pain to fix each little sprite.
I hope an Anon is inspired and makes a proper version.
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>>10174679
"-Vejita! What does the scouter say about the hours this guy spent in MS Paint?
-It's over nine thousaaaaAAAAAAND!!!"
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>>10174306
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>>10174770
If I weren't so lazy, I'd get right on that.
But... it's repost time.
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>>10174675
>sandstorm
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>>10174781
oh u
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>>10174679
Comments that include profanity, personal attacks, or antisocial behavior such as "spamming," "trolling," or any other inappropriate material will be removed from the site.
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>>10174811
comments were disabled lol
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I later news, four 9 year old boys apparently tried squeezing one of their friends, Jeremy Beaver, into a "pokaball". Jeremy was crushed to death.
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Have a nice day Anonymous.
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>>10174770
ill get to it but ill need both originals. i dont have the "die if they are killed" nor the kid.
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we owe the s&mastah internets for these massive lulz
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>>10174846
the kids we're charged with murder in the first degree. A phone call to their house was not returned.
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>>10174846
Le me show you mah 9 yr olds.
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Night-time /a/, this is the SANDMASTAH SANDCOFFIN apparently
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Sergio Pelico, a 10-year-old boy from Webster, Texas, hanged himself from a bunk bed last Sunday.

He was immitating the death of saddam hussein
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>>10174846

Maybe if he wasn't named after a fucking biderp
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>>10174770
gimme the normal pic and i see what i can do
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>>10174859

Well, for the kid's mug, I used this one. >>10174790
But you can use any of the ones floating around.

Uploading Shirou.
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>>10174666
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Later news: 11 years old boy tried to enter Soul Society, but Zaraki assraep'd him in da butt.
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Never realized nighttime /a/ was filled with so many LOLMORALFAGS...
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>>10174935
opening ps now
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Am I the only jerk who actually thinks that the kid deserved to die for having such stupid ideas at his age? I mean, sure, I did stupid things when I was in fifth grade, but I knew that if I asked people to bury me headfirst into the sand odds were that nothing good would happen.
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>>10174950
gb2/animesuki/
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>>10174958
you are not alone
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I'm just glad Avatar is off the hook.
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>>10174958
No.
One time I got electricuted cause I was fixing a plug in the house at home. I was about 8/9 and bored.
I jumped back 2 metres, sat contemplating what had happened for about 2 minutes. Then decided never to fuck around with live electronics again.
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>>10174756

I lol'd so hard.
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>>10174958
That's what happened last night, some were sticking up for him, but srsly, I got the hint that dead people are buried in the ground. That's a reason for me to not s& hero.
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>>10174899
Well damn. Guess they did air it. I just have a weird feeling that america is going to make a big deal out of this.
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>>10175002
Hay! That reminds me of the time I tried to pull a plug out of my power strip with one hand.
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>>10174997
ORLY?
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>>10175005
don't even get me started on burying people under the ground... such a waste of space
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>>10174790
OH fuckin wow, this will never get old. Damn, I love you /a/
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>>10175017
but is that the EXACT sand coffin?
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question

how did the kid die?
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anyone have that link of that article saying he wanted to be a sandmastah?
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how comes nobody says the age of the other two kids he was playing with?

probably because both were younger no doubt.
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/r/ sand coffin motivational
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I honestly don't know if this is funnier than an hero or not.
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Just a plain, simple accident. That's how I see it.
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According to America...
TV + Film = Infallable
Vidyagaem = Source of everything wrong in the world.
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>>10174644
wow
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/a/ gets another archive?
this deserves it. he an new hero
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>>10174956
here. was about 1/2 done when i realized that kids pic would look way to weird. getting another.
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>>10174935
>>10174935
yeah my shoop skills are zero i know but it's better than the other one
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>>10174644
Separated at birth
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>>10175119
"become a sand ninja"
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>>10175119
kid didnt have a myspace so probably not.
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become s& ninja
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>>10174956
here. was about 1/2 done when i realized that kids pic would look way too weird. getting another.
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>>10175171
together in death...
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underaged s&
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fuck this shit. we had a good laugh out of it but it's just old now. stop posting it.
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I fuckin' love this kid
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>>10175225
no dude keep poastin.
i think tomorrow we will hopefully hear the last unless Jack Thompson has any say in the matter.
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>>10174306
daily dose
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stop postinng now
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>>10175268
no, now
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I'M POWERING UP!!!
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No wonder he was thrashing...
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>>10175301
oh snap
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Is there a Linkin Park AMV of this?
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>>10175301
OH YOU!
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>>10175301
i lol'd
anonyous gets craftier every minute
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He heard.
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>>10175301
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
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>>10175320
craftier? heh
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this isnt funny anymore

so stop it
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DIDN'T READ THE MANUAL ON HOW TO BECOME A SAND NINJA.
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>>10175301
made my day
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there was a pic of him with the text: "I'm in ur sandbox practicing mah ninja skillz." could someone shoop that with some other tool than MS paint?
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>>10175411
Here
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>>10175378
I'm still laughing.


Hard.
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>>10175393
ok the shoops are getting fucking awful
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It's funny because a child is dead.



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