why is he so perfect?
Is there a gif of this?
Looks like an Eva parody.
because joke characters are easier to self insert into
>why is he so perfect?
>Baiting in a dead thread.
Not on my watch!
Which mono would you gatari?
If you really want to revive it, I guess I can chip in this theatrical reenactment of Araragi's life.
Shinobu. Any form.
All of them.
Shinobu in any of her forms. Also Snail and Karen.
I want to protect that smile.
How could you bear to see this vanish from the world?
Adult Snail and Karen.
I like the cut of your jib, friend.
Also, sometimes Hachikuji does something that remindes me that she's in her twenties and it makes my dick rock hard.
>worst girl was given the ararararaD
Why does Hitagi exist again?
Rock hard, you say?
To spite you
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
if you take off her backpack does she turn into a slug? Or does this kill the Hachikuji.
Extreme tooth brushing master race here.
Where is the salt when you need it?
Why are you even thinking about harming such a perfect maiden?
Now that I think about it, 'platinum hard' might be a better description.
It wasn't losing the backpack that killed her.
Have you not watched Monogatari Series Season 2?
You can't kill what's dead
No, because it wasn't from the Based God's perspective.
Are you retarded?
So, you didn't watch it because Hanakawashit was narrator for only 5 episodes and then it switches to Ararararagi then to Kaiki for the last 5 episodes?
It appears you were trying to make a witty remark and failed horribly. Would you like some help?
The only reason I watched this series was to see Ararararararagi interact lewdly with the girls.
I could care less about vampires and oddities and fucking time travel what?
That red ball was better then you'll ever be paper clip.
>I could care less
So, you do care? Why didn't you watch it then?
But he just told you man. I like the series because there's more going on, but it was made so it could also appeal to the 'I just want some fan service' crowd.
Because I found it boring after reading the summary.
I decided that Araragi's scenes weren't worth the trouble, and if I skipped episodes I wouldn't know what was going on.
>Because I found it boring after reading the summary.
It's not boring at all.
>but it was made so it could also appeal to the 'I just want some fan service' crowd.
You went full retard. Never go full retard.
Maybe I just don't like Hanekawa.
Point is, I can't push myself to watch it, as I give up at the 10 minute mark.
>You went full retard. Never go full retard.
I'm not sure I follow, but I have just had six drinks. However, I'm pretty sure I decided that all the random tit and ass shots during conversations and the loli molestation jokes were for the pleb crowd sometime when I was sober.
>but it was made so it could also appeal to the 'I just want some fan service' crowd
Then why does S2 have less fanservice than all of bake?
I'm platinum retarded for not realizing, until now, that the backpack is supposed to look like a shell.
What else did I miss? Does cat lick herself clean? Is monkey into scat? Does worst girl have crabs?
First off, let me rephrase that. It's the 'brain turned off' crowd. Dumb puns and flashy plot devices fill their quota too. Secondly, because s2 has less standing around talking about things and more time travel, con men, and homicidal middle schoolers.
Black Hanekawa has been observed licking herself clean. Monkey tries to act more perverted than she is, but wouldn't be into scat. Final one unknown, but still a possibility.
Do you know why Gahara likes staplers?
Are you describing bake and nise?
Because their existence and it's characters were just catalysts for nishio to tell jokes.
He's not even good at anything but white knighting and getting beat up.
and molesting loli
I'd be happy if that was my only redeeming quality.
We should have gotten more of that, honestly.
I mean, extreme tooth brushing is still the best, but loli groping is nothing to sneeze at.
Let's jumpstart this thread with some more best girl.
I can get behind that
Staplers are used to represent Crab's pincers.
Help me fill my Shinobu folder, /a/!
Get some better taste
B-but she IS!
Shinobu is the most overrated slutshit I ever saw.
remember when monogatari had a budget
No, but I remember when it made my dick PLATINUM HARD.
Monogatari was never about fights though.
Why does shinobu never wear pants?
I wanted a scene with Arararagi ironically crossdressing as part of an elaborate plan to get into his sisters' pants.
I'm suprised Araragi hasn't crossdressed yet considering how much Nishio loves doing it.
Is there any deredere art for monkey?
Pretty much this except
Kaiki > everyone
Wait. So that actually happened? How could I miss it?
>not having the band-aid as your desktop background
Not only does Black Hanekawa lick herself clean, but observe her mannerisms, she has the cat like smile all the time, grouses like a cat when she gives the "are you shitting me" face, rolls on beds like a cat. Black Hanekawa even bats Araragi's rope swing like a ball of yarn.
Because he's a character written by Stephanie Meyer.
Not him, but HOLY SHIT
I'm so retarded for not realizing that. Is there anything else we're missing here? Does Karen have some kind of bee stinger growing out of her ass that I never noticed or something?
HER FUCKING CLOTHES YOU BLIND FUCK
Stop trying to ruin Ararararagi for me, anon.
Still not enough Shinobu in this thread. Keep going.
Does anyone know why araragi has this not equal/X before mouth sign drawn with him? I've seen it in many pictures, but couldn't figure out why.
It's a "I won't talk" sign because Senjougahara threatened to rip his balls out in the first episode if he talked about her weight problem
because he has 5+ charisma
I'd stick my dick in Coobie, if you know what I mean.
Because he's Salami oniichan.
You never noticed her black and yellow tracksuit? Nadeko's jacket/hat is the snake's skin/head.
Why do I hate Snake so much? I feel like if the girls were to be molested by fat old men, Crab and Monkey would turn the situation on its head, Cat would go berserk and snap their necks at night, but Nadeko would stand around, take it, and whine about it in her diary.
Nadeko is straight-up the kind of girl that would write about it on her tumblr and bask in the pity of all the 'almost raped' landwhales.
Exactly. I don't mind HanaKana, but everything about Nadeko just fills me with mad, to the point that her voice sets my teeth on edge, and I can feel my eyeballs burning.
That's sort of the point. As far as I can tell, Nadeko is a character that exemplifies all the things you hate about how girls act, wrapped up into a cute package so the dumb otaku go nuts over her. Then either Nisio or the director of the anime has been using that to flat out insult the people who like her.
So then do people in Japan actually hate her or do they just fall for the HanaKana?
>not knowing all the deep symbolisms of the gatari gals
You've lost your touch, /a/.
>no Superior Kanbaru.
Fuck that picture.
I'm not sure, but I think she has a decent following, judging by the number of doujins of her. As a response to this the anime devotes forever to showing how she is stupid, a mediocre person, and a child. I can't find my favorite shot of this right now, but it's the one where she is flat out playing with blocks on the floor.
And her stinger ponytail.
General comments from Japanese Nadeko devotees seem to be that it was torture.
Some mad, some is despair.
He is a young Kaiki.
The reaction from Koi releasing was even better. Nishio and Kodansha trolled Hitagifags with false foreshadowing and misleading previews.
Image sums up their reaction when the news it.
Relax, same person, different ages.
They all became transvestites?
Have you ever had that school assembly where they want you to support some dumb cause and pass around all these forms where you can pledge your support for it. But the cause is so retarded that you fill out your gender as transvestite because you want to make whoever is reading them all mad?
Have you ever gotten drunk and posted off-topic things on 4chan?
Nope. I grew up couched in a cushy area where the parents rebelled if there was to be any sort of implications forced on the kids. Recently, a bunch of parents from where I grew up threw a shit fit over the fact that after a bunch of kids got caught with heroin, the local high school wanted to start up random drug tests.
Yes. Yes I have. And as a result of that I'll make an attempt to make this post on topic with a picture of the girl tied for first place
you forgot someone
There's Arararagi AND Ara Araragi? This shit is getting too complicated.
Ara ara Araragi kun why would you want an old woman like me
I said with a posed look
The fuck is with this casual shit?
I just got to watching Season 2, and do the Fire Sisters previews only happen on the BD releases?
Yes. They're only on the BDs.
why would the bad bitches ever go for a 165 cm manlet
When the 165 cm manlet consistently sacrifices himself for their sake.
When is he gonna give tender loving to Shinobu in every form?
Awesome. Totally overlooked that ...
It's unclear. But Shinobu Mail did confirm her for wanting the A.
>All these people who didn't notice character designs patterned after their kaii.
What has /a/ become?
>you will never make sweet passionate love to hitagi while this song plays in the background
>not making love to her while playing it yourself
All the legal ones.
I picked up on all the other ones mentioned, but the stapler never ... clicked.
Not even Araragi will. Gahara will just spend the whole time insulting his dick and pegging him.
At least she'll probably remember to give a reacharound.
I just realized ANE didn't sub the TV previews of Bake.
soo all of them? Legal age in Japan is 13 and Hachikuji is like 22 and Shinobu is ~500...
Why do the fire sisters lie?
Monkey Bee and Crab.
The Monogatari series IS pretty damn deep actually. f/aggets just like talking about their waifus.
Does /jp/ ever talk about wrestling? Kaicho Ramu is fucking badass.
Fuck if I know. Every time I feel like checking out /jp/ I regret the decision.
i hate his fucking shortsleeve hoodie
goddamn harem MC fashion is almost always atrocious
You're just mad because he's stylin' on you.
only his shortsleeve hoodie
seriously, he needs to fucking get rid of the damn things, even a simple t-shirt would look better on him
fuck, it's seriously pissing me off, who the fuck thought a shortsleeve hoodie on anyone, let alone a guy looks good? maybe layer it over a long sleeve shirt, but by itself? holy shit!
10 year old Shinobu is best Shinobu
Just finished Nadeko Medusa, does Niso ever get back to her in the books?
Short haired Shinobu is objectively worse than all other Shinobus because it fucks up her distinctive silhouette.
I don't think so.
So, the timeline hasn't gotten to graduation yet in the books?
Otherwise, seems odd to make Nadeko a god and then just leave it.
what is this anime even about?
should I watch it?
Oh, whoops. I misinterpreted the question. Yeah. The Nadeko situation gets resolved in Koimonogatari at the end of the second season.
Implying I care about silhouettes
It's a character drama dressed up in tits and supernatural monsters. If you like fun dialogue, tits, or well-developed characters and have a decent knowledge of anime then I'd recommend it.
But you do care about silhouettes, just not consciously.
Ah sounds good. I just marathoned the first half today after caving on my promise to wait for BDs.
I like all those things but I've only watched around 40 shows total
Would I still be able to enjoy it?
Bat, Bee, Monkey.
Muh... MUH DICK
If you can make sense of clumsy translations of Japanese wordplay and get a few of the cultural references then you should be fine. Also, be ready to have your brain turned on because Monogatari does all sorts of classic literary things like have a core theme, use symbolism heavily, and play around with unreliable narrators.
Just remember the watch order
toothbrush scene on youtube -> bake -> nise ->neko -> monogatari s2
that's how i watched it anyways
>Not reading Kizu.
What are you doing?
thats some fiiine taste you have
Well it sounds like fun. I'll download bake. What subs do you recommend?
Coalgirls is best for Bake and Nise. Commie is best for second season, no matter what grudges /a/ has against them.
Ideally you would read the Kizumonogatari LN between Bake and Nise. The translation is on baka-tsuki.org.
There will be about 10 BDs for the second season. 3 have been released.
dude, just go watch a little more anime before you start posting around here. Also, watch some more stuff before you check out Monogatari, it's actually pretty deep despite what /a/ might talk about when it comes to the pandering/fan service/waifu wars
40 is fine. He just needs enough knowledge of Japanese to understand when puns are happening and know some of the more famous bits of pop culture.
This looks so much better than Watanabe's design.
You wouldn't his ahoge.
ane is objectively the best for bake
I guess I'll check it out.
I remember someone mentioning that Tsukihi's constantly changing hairstyle and outfit represents her being constantly rebirthed or something. Not sure if it's what the author intended but I'd believe it.
She also says "nyaa". Like a cat.
Why is this doujin so perfect?
Okay, got their release. How the fuck do I get the commentary tracks to work?
Do YOU wear pants?
Because it has Shinobu and everything is mostly consensual.
She's a good girl.
Y no fan art???/?//??
go back to reddit
It's okay. I don't expect someone with taste as shit as yours to be able to figure out a search engine.
I think Coalgirls subbed them, get the script and mux it with ANE's release.
Clever, very clever. This is exactly what it said in the doujin.
thank you so much
You wouldn't download an Arararagi.