Is Strike Witches love still alive and well?
I think it is.
It was the first time I witnessed the death of a SW thread, not sure how I feel about it...
Love! I... I... I thought you were dead.
Love never dies!
What would you do to get Marseille's autograph?
Oh wow, that is an awkward translation.
Strike Witches love has been pretty dead for awhile. I blame all the yurifags moving on to Kill la Kill to force their shipping elsewhere.
You could have stopped it! Why didn't you stop it?!
All these Witches need some cock treatment.
I concur, eating chicken is very healthy.
I wish to go 1v1 with Minna's bum. I get the feeling pulling your dick from her butt intact would be like pulling Excalibur from the stone.
How dare they to leave the Witches behind!
Silly WPguy, this is not lewds.
It's just Sanya showering. Nothing could be more pure.
I-I'm sorry, I was too shocked to know what to do.
I want to be Trude's older brother.
Think about the core, thigh and gluteal strength required to orient two jet engines on the end of your legs. Any of the Witches could turn your dick into diamond with a clench.
I just want to cuddle with her which eventually leads to gentle, amazing sex.
Say that I didn't want it in the first place.
Isn't chiicken one of the healthiest foods for your digestive system?
Look at the size of those pups!
Gentle sex is never amazing sex
A cock limply sliding in and out of your v isn't satisfying for anyone
Even cuddly breathy deredere sex ends up with the guy pounding the shit out of you while you gasp
It doesn't have to be about the climax you know?
I thought that slow sex was about the whole foreplay thing and how you get someone really horny as to the point where you start, the other person's about to finish, no?
No idea, really. There's many different opinions about this out therel
USA USA USA
Oh, you're right. Even googling it up gives both pros and cons to it. Though, then I again, I can't really think of any type of food that has no cons when you consume it regularly or in big doses.
It is in my pants.
>Erica will never wish you a good night.
Would Erica share her sweets with you?
Wasn't there an ongoing manga? I'm guessing it's not getting scanned?
She's the only sweet I want to put my mouth on
Can you draw your witchfu?
The Witches of Aurora, yeah. It gets released in Nyantype which almost never gets scans, so only ch0 has been fully scanned so far. Which is kind of bullshit, I was really looking forward to this manga. Here's hoping someone will get to it eventually..
Is that your drawing? Looks good man. I wish I could draw witches as good as yours.
I want to defend Sochi airspace with Sasha.
I wouldn't want to share sweets with a slob who can't clean up after herself.
>Nyantype which almost never gets scans, so only ch0 has been fully scanned so far.
Welp, that sucks. I guess I should start lurking those buyfag threads.
Anyone else aware of this?
Meh, a garage kit.
garage kit > fuckall
You'll never make Sanya a nice warm hot chocolate after she's had a busy evening doing night witch stuff.
No one wants a slut.
I would kill thousands of Neuroi just to make Gertrude smile.
Who do you sleep like? I share the same sleeping position as Minna.
You'd get killed by the first Neuroi.
Lynne or Minna I guess. I don't know how I look sleeping.
During sleep i take every position listed. And i am big fat bearded guy.
Would you sacrifice yourself for the Witches if they were in danger?
GLORY FOR KARSLAND (o.o)/
Minna is closest
>You will never go back to tumblr
I sleep in the same position as Eila/Trude/Perrine. But where's Eila's pillow?
I have no idea, but I can't sleep on the side for long, because then my arms get numb.
>Would you sacrifice yourself
>for the Witches if they were in danger?
Witches can protect themselves
Perrine looks like she needs a good cuddle Eila too.
So Shirley and Erica are messiest witches?
I wonder who the cleanest ones are? It's probably Perrine.
Stupid sexy muscular Trude. Now I want her to dominat me.
What would sex with Trude be like anyway?
I'd a Trude, accidently and whole.
Or die trying.
Too much for you to handle.
That makes me want her more.
How would you try and get your favourite witch to notice you?
>eilsa's wet dream.jpg
What if I haven't found my favourite witch yet?
You need to look harder
I'd show her the doujins I have of her on my phone
WHICH SW WOULD YOU MINDBREAK AND HOW
I always thought that Eila was the dominant one.
Submissive Eila is kind of cute.
Being dominated is a even wetter dream
Would you categorize SW as a niche anime?
All anime is pretty much niche.
By what it is yes...then again it got that jury recommendation at the 2008 Japan Media Arts Festival which rises it above the majority of obscure anime.
Like Minna. Or Lynne. Or Sanya. Or Lucchini.
Right side best side.
What's with the bonds?
Trude could easily break them, that's silly.
>implying she wants to break them
>implying trude isn't the kind of girl that wants to be tied up
It's not like the Witches would give a fuck if we live or die in their universe.
Based on what? She's so beta when it comes to Sanya they often made fun of it in the radio.
What classes would the Witches be summoned in a Holy Grail war? I can see Gertrude being a Berserker easily.
What would the witches think of their respective countries today?
No fuck you, don't bring /pol/shit into this thread.
We Craft Witches now.
I see you're drinking your daily kool-aid, kid.
Lynette would share my opinion that England is shit ruined by multiculturalism, leftists and benefits scroungers.
>Derailing a thread with wannabe edgy Stormfront shit that only 13-year-olds think is interesting in any way is a good thing
Fuck off back to your containment board.
You too faggot.
So if you guys don't want to talk about politics, what's that you want then?
I approve this.
Most adorable pairing here.
Long haired Erica is kind of beautiful.
Who the heck comes up with these kind of pairings? There isn't even the slightest hint.
It's still accurate though
Can you identify this witch butt?
Everybody else can have Eila except Nipa.
Who wants to talk about grannies?
Ain't it Yoshika?
Has to be one of the japanese witches.
Wut? Is Sanya high?
Sometimes any good Russian girl needs a few nips of vodka to feel a little warm inside
We're playing butt quiz now?
Gertrude without a doubt, I know that firmness anywhere.
Trude will never smash you with a steel beam after she caught you masturbating to her.
But Eila belongs only to Sanya.
Erica is the most beautiful
Could be Eila or Lynette.
She is not witch more, just woman.
>Witch = Bitch
Eila wears either stockings or those semi-boxer things for sleepwear.
Lucchini (in Perrine's pantsu?)
Minna no doubt about it
Would you kill an enemy human for your witch so that she wouldn't get blood on her hands?
Post more witch butts, I won't satisfied until I actually guess.
Breasts are better you damn fool.
Who would that be?
Is this the FBI trying to make me say that I'm willing to murder someone for a witch?
Either way the answer is always yes
B-but witch butts are nice.
Truer words never have been said. But they're easier to guess.
Would be funnier if it were marseille's photo there.
How soft would Minna's Minna's be?
>Post a lie
>Truer words have never been said
Very soft and saggy because she's so old
>Not liking breasts and butts equally
No bullying of Minna and her Minna's please. She's gorgeous.
I want Minna to take my virginity, her motherly personality would make it nice and easy. Also very comforting.
Boobs or ass gentleman?
Minna's Minnas are old and busted
Now her bottom, on the other hand, is glorious
Everything about Minna is glorious. She ages like fine wine.
That's my dream exactly. When will it be possible?
We would cuddle and listen to her record collection while we talk about life pre-Neuroi war and our dreams of what we'd like to do once the war is over.
I also want to fuck her in the outdoor bath too.
>Dat one boobs guy
I feel sorry for him.
Much more ass never new you guys had good taste
I also feel sad for the only tit lover
I would fuck her in her office and have the other witches walking in accidentally.
What happens if Mio walks in?
Why does everybody hate boobs?
Then anon is kill. Since Mio wouldn't take NTR kindly.
She can slurp the sticky leavings from between Minna's thighs?
Cause only the butt holds the best secrets
She could join in if she wants, I wouldn't object.
I don't hate boobs, I just prefer ass.
All witches are equal, regardless of ass & boobs sizes. Some may not agree, but this is how i feel.
Stupit plebs don`t know about cutest, smartest, the best witch!
And you are correct
How would someone like a filthy commoner such as myself go about winning this beauties hand?
She's a tight-ass though
Perrine would look better without glasses.
Damn right she is
I want Prinzessin to yell at me until I cry. Then she would hug me to make me depend on her.
Lynne and Sanya got the job done
You misspelled steps on my head
Erica feels left out when you talk about asses and boobs.
Now I want to hug her and tell her that she's the most beautiful of them all.
I want to spoil Erica with sweets and Ursula with books.
Prinzessin a shit.
Erica is perfect. That means physically too.
>12 to 2
Tits are dead.
Eat a dick
Which witches would everyone sleep with? (No lewd things, of course)
Why hate Prinzessin? Isn't she Heidi's only friend?
Heidi`s only friend it`s me,
You just posted them
Boob bro reporting in. Trude's and Eila's are the perfect size.
But you've already posted them.
Tina (Marseille for those who don't know how her friends call her), Minna, Erica, Trude, Shirley, Aurora, Nipa.
stay away from my waifu
Oh? I though i was the only one..
Noble witches are sexiest witches.
I want Trude to lie in my bed like that when I go to sleep.
Sure. They have the best breed.
It's always the sweet duet
Does getting drunk and watching the show really change the experience that much?
No, no. You're not alone.
Is that Yoshika?
Yeah, I want to know that too. If yes, I'll have to try it.
navel > breasts = butt
It makes it more emotional with everything
Maybe that's just me
mouth > the rest of the body
I guess that makes sense.
It's good to see other people who like it, as much as i do.
It's all about the belly.
I wonder what Erica's dreaming about.
What's the deal with the KmB in the pixiv comment section?
I wish to rub my face on that belly
Still contemplating buying this. Anyone know if it contains any of his non-production art like >>101736128?
Probably big fat D's.
I'm off to Tokyo in two weeks. Any recommendations for Strike Witches merchandise?
Bring a wheelbarrow
It says so on the cover
Nope, it's the new male lead.
I assumed that was a marketing thing not to be taken literally.
Buy the light novels, I found the Marsielle one surprisingly when I visited the states.
I suggest going to Book-Off and Kinokuniya in Japan, I found the novel at the NYC branch but definitely give those shops a look at if you want anime related or Strike Witches merchandise.
I paid $11.09 for the novel if you're wondering.
We share the same dream anon.
>Strike Witches game comes out
>MC is new faceless guy
How do you react?
How does he dare to touch Minna like that? She's for pure things only.
Yeah, I guess it is nice to know that other people have the same taste as you.
You self insert
Perrine has a perfect but. Elegant form and shape.
This was just uploaded today actually.
Both of you warm my heart
Sanya is truly a cute. I often re-watch hers and Eilas episode in season 2, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
What should the game be about? Dating sim? Flight sim/arcade?
God dammit, I want a Hartmann. This life just isn't fair
Not play it, obviously.
Doujins of course!
Which reminds me how come this doujin isn't still scanned. Filename is doujin info.
Make that two.
>you will never spend time with Erica messing around the whole day, hiding from Trude, eating sweets, playing pranks on the others and so on.
As do I
Watched it yesterday and it never fails to make me teary eyed
I would find SW general faster than light because the butthurt would be absolutely glorious.
Futa Shirley. FUUU, don`t want. Why good doujinshi so often have futanari?
Erica's face when she sees you fanboying out after seeing her
Are we talking officially recognized, or non-canon doujin game here?
If it's the former, then I'd probably stew in impotent rage. If it's the latter, then I don't give a fuck outside of possibly sending a casual death threat to the creator.
Let's say it's for the PS3 and Vita
Why would you want men in SW doujins..?
If you don't have men, you get yuri which is often really boring.
Futa is the best way to go for series like this.
The tears would be delicious
If there are no takers for Ursula then I will have her.
I think pretty much all of the Witches would be creeped out if they were aware of these threads.
It would be the only reason to buy a Vita
Well...That's fine with me.
I can think of at least three witches who would immediately start cock-teasing everyone and laughing their asses off
I would rather Erica but I can take Ursula too.
What if they have prehensile tails which they use to fuck each other?
I want to cuddle with her and watch nothing but science documentaries.
Why not just watch IS if you want SW with the addition of a self-insert MC?
>you get yuri which is often really boring.
You're really boring.
Girls can't love girls
Eh. This is true. Show me a good SW pure yuri doujin.
But yeah what was earlier said, tails could work too. Either way as long there is penetration it's more fun.
I like these ones
I want some more serious doujins.
>Either way as long there is penetration it's more fun.
It's fun when they're eating out. 69 a good pose for that.
The great Redpants
Why is Luciana so best?
>Erica and Sanya like to go skinny dipping together while the rest of them are sleeping
>share their problems and intimate thoughts
To add to this,
A man of my native origin and also of fine taste. You are like a god amongst men.
Martina is OLEV
*tips witch hat*
I fucking love the upper picture.
Erica will never surprisingly pounce on you.
Posting this again for people who missed it/might want it.
All of Everything on this page:
If I tame Minna-pup do I win the Minna?
You have to take all of them.
Life is cruel. I think I'm gonna get an Erica daki.
Are you saying I could have a box of puppies that say "ara, ara" all the time? I want that but I also want to tenderly love the abandoned Perrine kitten
Isn't Minna the Minna-Pup? Damn, I want a plush version.
She does it on her own though
Who is your favorite Red Pants? And why?
Hartmann is the lewdest witch.
I have a burning desire to clean Erica and Shirley's rooms
Minna, because Minna
There's nothing lewd about her dakimakura. It's actually less lewd than some of the other SW ones.
>not watching it as a little girl
I have really hard time deciding so I just pick the loli. Can never go wrong with the loli.
I want a kissu from Marseille.
You mean Martina?
They are both filth creatures.
They're all shit expect for Luciana
You shut your whore mouth.
Prove me wrong land lover
I want to get drunk with Eila and do possible lewd with her.
Please. All red pants are best red pants.
I want to drink tea with Perrine and speak with her about art.
I want to that too, we'd discuss Japanese culture and Marcel Proust.
would you eat them?
Is that some ShindoL face?
Even Yoshika can look pretty on a good day.
She's always going to be the one who makes Lynette look even lovelier by comparison standing next to her.
But Lynne is the very definition of loveliness, how can she even be lovelier if she's loveliness itself?
I wonder what Perrine is reading there? I have a decently sized collection of Japanese literature which I wouldn't mind loaning her to try and impress Mio.
I am getting friend zoned by Perrine so hard, aren't I?
When will they start a Witches breeding program to insure there is future generations to fight the Neuroi?
Actually, thousands of years ago. Many nations also consider witches the property of government.
Though most SW medias avoid issues like this and stay relatively clean.
>Sex with Shirley.
Why can't witches be real?
I bet iPS cell research is kicked into overdrive in that setting.
If a witch is powerful, how powerful will be the daughter of two witches?
>you will never drink a Coke with Shirley.
Shirley isn't interested in sex.
Woah, that Baseball-Minna looks hot.
I like dem Fusos big.
She only liked machines and Lucchini.
She probably built her own Sybian.
I was hoping you guys would post more of them, please
Fine, have a picture of my favorite red pants.
She works as teacher and, sure, she has deep knowledge in fine arts.
>I am getting friend zoned by Perrine so hard, aren't I?
Perrine is angel. She can heal our broken hearts and souls.
All this moon
What is it that you like in Perrine?
I don't hate her, I just can't like her.
But she's the one who broke my heart anon, oh well, I suppose I could always rebound with Rudel or Amelie.
Awesome! Kanokoga was fast.
How would Putin react to homosexual witches attending Sochi?
He would be amazed by their fluffyness and cuteness.
There are no gay people in Sochi. Only straight witches are welcomed.
Swissfag signing off. Keep the love alive guys!
I want to mindbreak Prinzessin so that she becomes dependent on me similar to her relationship with Heidi.
UK signing off too.
I'm introverted, and I like personality of Perrine, even her bad character. Sometimes she looks lonely, and I feel pity for her. But, also, she is smart and intelligent girl. I like this too.
I like her delicate figure too, I also want to scratch her behind the ears until she begins to purr like a real cat then realizes she likes it as she attempts to pull away from me.
Yoshika looks comfy.
>Love is slowing down
Thank goodness. I couldn't keep up.
I still don't get the love thing.
I don't think any of the Strike Witches "love" each other.
It's more like there's no men so they tolerate each other.
>I don't think any of the Strike Witches "love" each other
Look at this nigga
Marseille is my kind of Witch.
>Jane and Dom don't love eachother
Look at this anime-only fag.
Look at him and laugh.
Whatever that can says I'll take it
Tell me... where are you?
Is that Kurapika?
Definitely not in Japan.
I'm too drunk to give a valid argument but I still stand on how Luciana is still best red pants
East coast or west coast of the US?
Actually in gmt+8 zone, in Malaysia.
Damn. I only ask because I have snow where I am. Ha ha.
>asking tripfags where they life
Get a room you two
Blame that anon that starting it 1st.
I blame you the most
You should maintain the little grill in the 2D world figure like everyone does
It's okay I still love you but god dammit
I want to hug all the witches.
All I want in life is to do that and over my dead body that I'll let you do it before I do
Expect Perrine, she can suck it
Perrine seems to have attended and he didn't mind.
You can suck it. My first hug would either go to Perrine or Minna.
I feel sorry for your crappy taste
I'd give the sweet duet first
I want to marry Perrine, but I don't even know where to take her on a date.
We all know Putin faps to SanyaxEila doujins and pictures.
I want to fug Marseille.
What if the conservative Russians know about this?
They would spread world peace
Time to sleep in my land. Good night, SW bros.
Man fuck Gallia but I should also sleep,
I'm in no condition to keep posting
Sleep thigh and keep on dreaming
Girls can't love girls.
But I can.
Is Minna a virgin?
>Minna > Virgin
No you can't motherfucker
Don't let the love die you guys
Eurofag going to sleep, hope you guys keep it alive until tomorrow
I'll try my best.
I am here to remind everyone that Aurora is best witch and also best onee-chan. That is all, good bye.
That title belongs to Heidi-Marie.
I get the feeling she'd be into the whole /ss/ thing.
Tried again, it's still Aurora.
Nipa is great too.
Keiko a okay
Nipa a best Aurora is best onee-chan though
You know what's great about Aurora?
Yes, and also everything else.
Like the boobs?
Why not? She is one of the few witches I can sexualize. Not that I have to sexualize her.. she's inherently sexual.
I usually object to your vile corruption of my pure witches, but for once I agree. I think I'm going to have a wank and go to bed.
Can't handle all the butt.
>Are We Love, Or Are We Dancers
gettin real deep up in here
Japan's heavy snow today.
Piled up 40cm in my village about 120km west of Tokyo
Seeing this reminds me that summer is nearly over for me. I'm not looking forward to huddling under blankets for warmth. Too bad it never snows here, that looks like fun.
Summer is worse. Far too warm.
We've had a mild summer here, it's been disappointing. Never above 30C. I wish it got warmer.
110 with no AC is no fun.
How the fuck do you not have AC when it's that hot?
>be my mom
>live in Alaska
>year is 1983
>temperature is 32 degrees
>see guy in flip-flops, tank top, and shorts
>on second thought he might've been barefoot
I nearly flailed in happiness seeing this thread after four days without power.
So which witch would you court, if they were real? I'm talking full-on girlfriend sort of stuff, not a quick fuck. :|
Any of the Suomos witches
So which witch would you court, if they were real? I'm talking full-on girlfriend sort of stuff, not a quick fuck. :|
(Apologies, I didn't mean to quote the one post.)
To be totally honest, I'd go with Shirley. I mean, I lurk on /o/ sometimes, because I love cars and working on them and all that stuff... Actually having a girlfriend whom I can talk about working on stuff and have them actually know about what I'm talking about is a dream of mine.
I believe I would be caught between Minna, Perrine, or Shirley...
Look at how many kids she has. What a slut
Are some witches just overdeveloped or are some of them able to maintain their power well beyond their early 20s for some reason.
Keiko is 25 and can fly.
Oh dear. Now I'm torn between Perrine and Shirley...
Technically, if there was a character that was based on Robin Olds that was the same age as Shirley in the series, then she would have to be in her late 30s early '40s by the time "Vietnam" rolled around.
I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing something like this. 'cept not witch-on-witch combat. >>
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
I wish to commit a crime with Sanya.
Would it be underage fugging?
Of the butt?
better be the butt.
Lynne is another one that I like... That shy, quiet British girl personality is always nice...
...Gah, I dunno which to choose! TT~TT
The butt is for when I'm bored of the vagoo.
It's been years and there's no sign of that happening. Sanya's vagoo is tiny
...I guess I gotta bump with some Erica.
/a/ doesn't appreciate Yoshika enough.
Yoshika, Saki and Miho are just gender swap self insert leads. Not only do they all kinda look the same, but they also look like 75% of the generic male self-insert leads in garbage harem shows.
That said, she's ok.
>After the witches retire from the military they are forced to have at least one witch child, which could take multiple tries
>Obvious lesbian witches like Eila and Sanya are forced to have sex with male strangers
>They both cry the entire time, Sanya hugging her pillow and crying Eila's name
I don't want this future for my witches.
...Me neither. Forced sex = no bueno.
I shall romance Sanya pursue Eila's approval for as long as it takes for Sanya to open up to me.
I don't know why, but I want a movie about this. A movie where one of the forced husbands and a group of like-minded individuals work together to get the girls back together.
Sort of like how Mary Austin supported Freddie Mercury after they broke it off and they still remained close, you know, that sort of thing.
>Sanya and Eila forced to have sex with males.
>Instead of of being a brutal experience they're together, holding hands and kissing while they're gently taken from behind in a spoon position
>after the men inseminate them they hug and talk about how wonderful it will be to raise babies together
How are the witches portrayed in the media during the war?
FYI a girl losing her virginity is pretty much a terrible experience any way you look at it.
That's because girls are losing their virginity to boys their age rather than with grown men who know what they're doing.
How would you try to get closer to Marseille? Also, would you breed with her?
>implying they haven't already shattered each others hymens with phallus shaped objects
Very pretty, no doubt. Not my type though.
My breeding partner was decided upon at first sight.
A hymen's a hymen Hurts like a mother fucker either way.
The furthest they've gone is groping and the occasional kiss. Please don't sexualize the witches.
Yeah, gonna hurt like hell, but it doesn't have to be a terrible experience. Well, I don't know, I've never had a hymen so maybe I've been watching too much hentai.
First time is generally going to suck. Second is enjoyable.
>Become little girl
>Get drunk with her
>Give her the D
I see no reason as to why Raisa hasn't fucked Hanna yet.
Maybe Raisa is straight.
I would invite her to drink with me in a cozy lounge which plays jazz. I'd listen to her stories and when we're pretty drunk, we would akwardly dance until we pass out. The next morning, she would give me a kiss on the cheek and we get breakfast together. Before she has to leave for the front again, she would look in my eyes and tell me she's gonna be back soon. We would hold each other tight. Then she leaves and manly tears drop.
>Not my type though.
>long straight blonde hair
>extremely nice body
>not my type
Then you receive a letter saying she died in the African campaign.
"like hell" is just taking it too far, though I guess there are poor souls out there who do have it really bad.
She probably plays both sides of the field
Raisa has the aura of a woman who likes men.
NIGGER YOU DIDN'T EVEN PUT THAT IN A SPOILER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
I'd break down.
Why, Tina? Why? ;_;
Yeah, I said she's pretty. Her personality just rubs me the wrong way.
Karlsland has the best witches.
That is all.
That's true. Heck, I'm not even German yet I think they're the best in any kind.
They're great but far from the best.
Pfft. You probably like those slanty eyed Fuso whores.
What's wrong with Fuso whores?
Take that back, they're not whores.
But they're seriously overrpresented though. It can't be helped.
Go away Slavs
>calling Suomus Slav
You're a fag.
Well Suomus aren't Scandinavian, so they must be slavs.
You're dumb. They're Finno-Ugric, like Estonians. Suomus #1.
Estonians are Slavs too after the Soviets raped and pillaged their way across the country in 1940.
/pol/ please leave and never return.
Now I want to know the details of their discussion.
Who has the nicest vagina.
Eila is correct, of course.
But Eila clearly told something really shocking to the others. I wonder what it was.
I'd guess it was details on their bed activities, but that would be too easy.
Others are just speculating for fun. Eila is stating facts.
vividred is better
Others are having a serious discussion, Eila is just being silly.
So who's the best role model then?
So, why aren't you guys watching the third season yet?
Please don't do that to Sanya. She has enough on her heart without your jokes and games.
>Sanya with boobs
Clearly this is a ruse.
Maybe she matured a bit from there.
I think this post is more blasphemous than the fake bondage post. I don't want you talking about Sanya developing like that anymore, do you hear me.