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...because recent headlines have made /a/ funny again.

Playing with guns is fun!
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Even if you killed them, they wouldn't die.
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Guns are the best. All cool kids are playing with guns. You don't play with guns? THEN GTFO!
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Everyone wants to be like me!
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In b4 KnJ
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No really, you CAN fly if you power up enough.
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>>10170972
No thanks, I didn't get stabbed to death in highschool
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>>10170989
I did ;_;
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>>10171000
Wait,... what?
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Everyone else is getting breast implants, and you should too.
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I invited Billy over and we're gonna break into the shed where my dad keeps his power tools
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>>10170972
Your harem was fail, None of the girls were my type, Go away.
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Windows do THIS when you jump through them. It's totally safe.

PROVE ME WRONG!
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Open up your head and see if a girl can pull anything out.
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I'm a bit on the short side, so I'm going to follow Sensei and make myself taller!
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>>10171024
Kids play with drills without anime anyway
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It's ok to fail at life. Society truly just hates you have-nots and theres nothing you can do to change it.

So just enjoy barely getting by and bitch out successful people as much as possible.
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I'm going to do the TRILLAH dansen while wearing a pointy pastel colored hat! Gee whiz, I can't wait!
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"being a lesbian is cool"
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love your sister/brother
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>>10171556
I was slightly unnerved by that picture, for reasons unknown.
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>>10171603
the aspect ratio is a bit off
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Anime is the greatest of all pleasures !
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>>10171710
Ah. I thought it was just the INTENSITY.
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Step on others and use them for your personal gain. (It's what all the successful anime characters do)
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>>10170972
It's true Makoto sensei!
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Eat lots of sugar and act like a bitch to everyone unless they're interesting or usable! Ignore society's demands and be as selfish as you want. Ask everything and contribute nothing!

tl;dr - Be a sociopath, it's fun and exciting, and you never have to say sorry
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With a crew of trust friends, you can become KING OF DA PIRATES.
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>>10173217
That's right, jump into the swimming pool, even if you don't know how to swim. Luffy does it.
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Needs some of that head burying kid.
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>>10173318
you mean SANDMASTAH
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Azumanga will give you AIDS.
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>>10173496
WTF, this is hilarious

AIDSご注意 - Watch Out for AIDs ^^
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>>10170923
http://youtube.com/watch?v=be2moFMbHXs
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Your friends won't mind if you put a bullet in them
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Hahaha. It also says "Use a skin when having a one-night stand."
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Your friends are trying to kill you, so you have to kill them to beat them to it.
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I'm surprised no one has said Bible Black yet...



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