You've impregnated the last female you looked at of the last anime you watched,
I rode the rainbow road.
Shame she's a clown now
>expecting /a/ to take responsibility
>not knowing /a/ is filled with playboy's and trick daddies
>one of the Teekyus
I'm glad she finally earned her red wings.
shit, i laughed harder than I should have.
>Either Ryuuko or Satsuki.
Definitely for the first, most likely for the second assuming she survives episode 18.
I have made a terrible mistake...
Yes, it might work for me.
As long as her Dojo-money can fund my NEET lifestyle, sure.
>i impregnated a lesbian
Pft, no. They can take care of the baby and have a happy yuri family.
It's okay QT. I'm not sure how it happened but I'll be there for you.
Oh god what if her dad found out?
Only anime or manga too?
Fuck yes, of course I'll take responsibility.
Manga: that slut from A Girl by the Sea
Only for the child.
How does one raise a child around a Nichijou?
/r/ing more pics of 2D girls and pregnancy tests.
Technically the last female shown in the last episode of Kill La Kill is Satsuki.
It's her ass though, I guess you impregnated her ass.
Hell yeah I'd take responsibility.
>impregnated her ass
Dammit Anon I have shit to do besides fap.
He might actually be pleased to have me as his son-in-law. At least they will be free of her terrible cooking soon.
I take responsibility with the force of a thousand suns.
>next time on klk "into the ass"
He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't mind, since his daughter can definitely take care of herself.
Outside of the cooking thing, of course.
welp cheers to life sentence maximum security
Sugiura Bitch Ayano
This may have been one of my better plans. I like kids and pirates, so assuming she wants me around I'll happily take responsibility for the next heir to the letter of Marque
I'm making a run for it.
I totally would.
Can't anon shes a robot
dat ending though holy shit my food came out of my mouth
>last thing I looked at was a gif of Satsuki from the latest KlK
>dat strong willed personality
>dat soft personal side
You know what? Sure. Why not?
>Impregnating a gynoid.
Well Kouko is rich an cute. Seems like I won.
Was watching rebuild today. Guys how much I am fucked?
Would that count as twins or...?
And by that you mean run into her arms, proud of the lovely creation you guys have made?
And we'll live happily ever after.
I mean, take the baby and run over to NB HQ where he is trained to be a glorious Nudist Beach mercenary. No clothes, no glory.
I do, or I'm dead.
A fitting host for my spawn.
>panty and stocking
I would also tell her, force her to marry me with this news, and take care of her forever. She would grow to love me. It's not as exciting as secret passion in the woods, but it is stronger~
Then I would make sure our daughter had everything she wanted growing up. We would be so happy
Gama is going to kill me.
You gonna be an abused husbando.
Don't think I've seen any females in Akagi so far. I'm safe.
I have no regrets. her D's are a little much for me but i don't mind one bit!
AztraSeneca's tock just rose 15% in anticipation of your future Losec consumption.
its going to be complicated...
should i get rid of her brother?
you cant run fast enough
I impregnated the wrong and weeabo Jeanne, damn I screwed up, not my JEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE.
Run away of course
You're in deep shit.
Hell yes I take responsibility
I'm sorry /a/
Would I even have a choice? She'd probably kill me the second I said No. Not that I would...
Don't worry, she'll either abort it or train the kid to hate and treat me as a slave.
I'm pretty lucky. An idol and the best girl in her show.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Pink haired girl from high school of the dead...
Now imagine what Gama would do if you tried to disappear.
"/a/non-kun... you will take the responsibility, right?"
You just got tricked
Of course, she's lovely
Technically a girl.
This is several levels of fucked up
So you didn't wach it till the end or what?
Worst day to marathon it, it seems. I should've worn a rubber while watching.
>take a break while rewatching
>first thing I see is this thread
I can't accept responsibility after death by hammer.
I'm not complaining.
Yukari will be devastated
Last scene I watched because I wanted to compare young Sophie and old Sophie
Either Ryuuko, Mako or Ragyou, not sure. Would be okay with first two.
>implying she wouldn't deny any claims that I was the father
>not liking one of the best female protagonists of anime or tv in general
>not wanting to marry Akane
Come on, that girl is perfect. Smart, too, and completely sane.
It's the trifecta that isn't available in 3D.
Does your name start with an O?
>borderline yandere rich, jealous and abusive woman
Yup, I take responsibilities.
I don't think I could get close enough to impregnate her.
No problem, although I wonder what kind of ears the kids would have (or one of each?).
Why oh why did I revisit this series...
>implying you can't rape her with a little jujutsu techniques
Look for "Victim girls" on the unhappy chinese bear internet adress.
No one thinks of the child?
>>Impregnating a gynoid.
Impossible pregnancies are such an underrated fetish.
"I'm pregnant." / "I impregnated her?"
"How is this even possible???"
It's like, you thought you found some sort of loophole - a robot or a member of an incompatible species - but life found a way to make you take responsibility anyway.
>implying I can
>implying I want to
>implying she doesn't belong to Arararararagi
Trust me, I think of children all day.
>>implying I want to
I'd be a lucky man.
No, I just don't feel any attraction to her. I mean, she is definitely best Monogatari but I wouldn't.
You haven't impregnated the last female you looked at of the last anime you watched, because that can't happen
What do you do now?
old man's daughter from Kaiji...
Her Dad is rich why not I guess.
Well she is my waifu so it would be my pleasure.
You're a homosexual, but one with taste.
Is.. that possible??
Why, WHY did I have to start my catch up on Golden time right now?
I am sorry to break the new to you anon
shes already dead x2
What about your daughteru anon. You really think you can support her with a waifu as useless as that
>You're a homosexual
You guys keep telling you this but it's not true.
Pic related is who I'd impregnate.
Pic related. Open to your own risk.
>watched Sakura Trick
>corrupting pure maidens with baby seeds
I am so so sorry.
>Giving her the schwerpunkt
>not giving her the Nebelwerfer
But how? And it's not like I have a choice
>Newborns resulting in resposibility-taking are the pinnacle of two people's love for each other.
If anything, filthy dyke scum is more corrupt.
You did what with my daughteru?
Her child is going to be an orphan
Just get her to sell her ds and all of those dating simulators
Well then, Anon.
Anyway, I'd prefer to take care of the baby by myself and let her with Toori, unless they want to try to induce maternal emotions in Horizon with the baby.
Anyway, nobody should interfere between them, even less me.
>Pic related. Open to your own risk.
How is the picture related? It doesn't explain anything to do with a doll getting preg.
NEET princess... Sure, I'm fine with this. She isn't
I did not mean to offend your honor dear /a/non, I only wish to make your daughteru the happiest girl in the world. Please, give me your blessing to have her hand in marriage
>His lvl 83 wizard dick violently destroyed her NPussC
Why yes you are.
She's going to die anyway
Without a doubt.
Goddamn it. I'm an Orthrusfag, so I want to resist, but stupid sexy senpai...
But I'll be murdered no matter what
I was gonna watch that you prick
You have no idea
It's all her fault.
She needed to tease me with that last bath scene!
Yes, I will. We'll take afternoon naps everyday, teach our children the art of proper napping and grow old together.
There's actually some other stuff in the show. That didn't completely spoil it for you, but you won't find out why that's not a complete spoiler until like episode 20 of the second season.
It's still worth the watch.
I'm not sure if that's possible...
She will grow up fast
Who is this, and why does she look the cutest.
It was the girl who got possessed after falling into the gorge in episode 11 or 12 of mushishi. So yea, pretty fucked.
I can't even remember who I impregnated
I will admit that I would take responsibility for both.
Sooo is that a yes?
dude, she's six.
It is possible to impregnate six year olds though
I don't even know how that could happen. I've been losing loads to these two guys the entire time. Bitch can't prove shit.
I can hardly find anything more spoiling than the main protag dying.
But I'll take your word for it anons
What if I'm not able to impregnate females?
Sweet Jesus, I'd have to give her an abortion, she'd die in childbirth. But if she had to have the baby I guess I'd take responsibility. Assuming I'd have sex with a six year old, which I wouldn't.
Then impregnate males. It's common sense anon.
Oh shit she's not even human.
If your post was:
Odd = Female
Even = Male
Dubs = Kid has aspergers
Trips/Higher = Baby is dead
>wake up girls
>last shot is the ugly old producer bitch
Wouldn't I be the one getting pregnated in any case?
I guess so. God damn it, why couldn't it just be Shinka.
>Kid has aspergers
Like father like son, now fuck off with that /b/ tier shit
Cant get any worse
Satsuki got a hell of a gangbang today
>Not wanting to take care of a litter of catgirls and catboys
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry but anything produced from me and Homura-chan is guaranteed to have assburgers.
By me of course.
WHEN I SAID I WANTED A REN-CHON OF MY OWN, I DIDN'T MEAN THIS.
Tell that to my husbando no online and let's see what happens
They'd probably turn out all right.
it's definitely time
fuck yes I do
You fucking cuntbag
Not my waifu but I can live with it.
My child will be a descendant of Galileo.
Hozuki-chan best girl, I'd wait for her to become of age
id rather not
I've rewatched Rebellion...
...I guess I had an orgy with K-ons.
I take full responsibility.
Was it rape?
i'm not really sure how it'd work. would she give birth to a litter of wolves that were also humans? either way i like puppies and blue is so qt so yes
Now you've done it.
Not my waifu, but I'd love to be her husband
What, impregnating her or watching her show?
That's not an anime, that's a doujin
is that a rhetorical question?
The image is just there to support my question.
I take responsibility and help Homura witch the child.
>paused in middle of episode to check threads
>impregnate sexy elf girl
Dreams do come true.
I will raise a half elf with this beauty.
this is what Mao gets for being a little bitch after losing.
How do you have sex with a gun?
Will Seiya kill me?
I'm sure she'll be able to manage that.
>Make a Man Out of You
That's it, I've finally absolutely fucking had enough.
I'm going to completely absolutely literally fucking destroy leddit singlehandedly if I have to when I have an actual computer again.
The horde of underaged normalfaggots was already pushing it, but this absolutely CROSSES THE MOTHERFUCKING LINE.
>impregnate my waifu
my life has now officially reached it's highest point
How do you make a dual gif??
I've done dual png before, but I have no clue how to dual-gif.
I went back through Nourin ep 4 to get a screencap of the "YES" bedroom scene
Look, you're not going to get a better offer than this. Some faggot on /a/ is the best you can hope for, at least he'll be too beta for most forms of abuse.
Come on, Nagisa dies is a meme. You seriously didn't know that by now?
Same here, and I also would.
Is that just the spoiler image 4chan uses??
Oh shit, what do I do?
What about her coming back to life?
Oh, fuck off with your human responsibility shit.
Lurk more before posting, please.
for fucks sakes no
I blew it...
I haven't ever had to spoiler an image before, and my normal board is /g/. I started coming here more often only recently.
<sp>BTW, this is the only way I can think to spoiler text. Trying it now. Is it correct? Well... I'll know I it's black, but if not, what's proper format?</sp>
>wear a nice shirt, pants, shoes, get a respectable tie
>take her out for a nice dinner (in this case, it'll have to be a nice beer garden or something, I don't fucking know)
>pay for the meal after eating
>get her back to your place
>bring her into the workshop, try not to ruin the mood with a stupid joke
>gently kiss her
>while you make out with her, casually drop the mag and clear the chamber
Now, from here on out everyone has their own way of doing things. My preffered method:
>remove the dust cover with one hand
>with the other, discreetly grab your bore snake and Hoppes #9
>keeping that lip contact, get your bore snake nice and saturated
>gently pull it through the barrel, alternating speeds to satisfy her adequately
>You'll know when you've done it enough
>be sure to use proper protection
>remove her gas tube
>fold her stock to the side
And from there, whatever you do is your own business. Now 'scuse me while I git out.
Are you retarded?
Hint lurk more or read the site FAQ
>you will never be Mashiro's uncle/step dad
Eat it fags
So yeah about that p-picture
>not impregnating all the teekyuus and taking responsibility
In the words of the immortal Daniel Bryan:
YES YES YES YES YES
For a half second I thought she had three buttcheeks.
C-could her body handle it?
Yes I'm okay with this
Well, Britain does have some of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in Europe.
make her body handle it
Checked the FAQ. It work now?
It came back.
I don't know if I can handle this
Yesterday I watched it on the Calimero thread,so...I have to marry Priscilla.
I am not a pervert!
Please, please, please -- learn to use the fucking site before posting.
You do realize ctrl+C in 4chanX spoilers things, right?
What are you, gay? Although loli Medusa is way hotter.
I don't even remember the last time I watched anime.
>Every episode ends up with MC getting bullied by his father
Why that was allowed on TV?
I paused the episode to browse /a/, glad I did so right here.
Is this japanese? This shit was aired on italian tv back in the day, and I mean really BACK.
Everyone loves it.
>was looking at this gif in the morning on my laptop
>open laptop in the middle of class.
>mfw its that gif in full resolution
I was sitting in nearly the front row too
God help me.
Nah, I checked, it is italian and then they made a japanese series too.
It could have been a lot worse.
Better drop that class and take it next semester.
>Using laptops in class
Writing notes by hand is way better for your memory
I am okay with this.
>Not memorizing notes with your head
Fuck off back to /v/.
Well, duh, you still need a laptop to browse /a/ though
Now that I think about it Calimero and his italian voice are damn moe. Back in the 60's.
I guess I ended her career in WUG before it even started.
Man, kicked out of I-1 and WUG, she's gonna be depressed as fuck.
>not being born with all the important knowledge you'll need to survive encoded into your DNA to be accessed by instinct
GO BAK TO DA 'PERIUM ITTLE HUMIE DA BIG BOYZ IZ GOBBIN'!
I can dig it.
docs are only a few kbs stupid
Bull fucken shit it is.
You ever write definitions on a note card? I would literally write the same sentence halfway a second time AS I'M WRITING it. And I'd re-write the same note card twice.
I'd even incept words "responsibililities" (from some Principles of Management class- I don't remember the responsibilities of what, though [point made]).
Hand-writing things is only good for learning picture-based stuff. An example is Japanese. I can recognize a number of Kanji, but I can't write most of them for shit. THOSE I would practice written. (I call it a picture, because I remember it in that form, not the same way I remember words)
But regular stuff, especially regular text-based is fucken useless as shit to handwrite.
Last Order was the last seen gril in something you watched? Railgun S2?
I'm okay with this
I think I won the best girl.
I would like for someone to attempt to prove me wrong however.
I got Alice too
That's not Genkai.
>fucking old ladies
This is gonna be interesting
>Not knowing the rituals of magic that let's you impregnate a Rozen doll
>implying she's still virgin after taking Krusty's burly, krusty D
>Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru Ep 03
Good one OP.
I would without any complaints.
If she clones her body will the babies multiply too?
Umm guys should I be scared? Last female I saw in a anime was pic related.
>I-I'm pre- what?
That'll teach me to rewatch Jojo.
Don't know if good or bad.
Does mangas count? Please tell me mangas count.
At least let me dream ;_;
Bad, Very very bad.
Oh, god. The amount of bullet holes in poor anons house by the end of this.
Didn't mean to quote.
yeah, but what about the bullet holes in poor anon?
Well, Koko should be ok economically at least...
No one cares about Anon. Otherwise he wouldn't be here so that isn't very important compared to the loss of value of his house.
Wait, do you mean Loko Koko?
Valmets gonna kill you, enjoy your death
I guess we're sharing
Fuck no. Run
I am ok with being her assistant
No, I mean the emotionally instable french-fan bad driver one.
I'm completely ok with this
I'm so incredibly okay with this.
The main girl of Silver Spoon, and it is because she is the cutest, whilst loving horses with every fiber of her being.
>loving horses with every fiber of her being.
Any doujins of that, anon?
Sure, why not
Just make sure to never kiss her and your going to be fine
Gin no Saji isn't popular enough to have doujins.
Alright I guess glasses are cool
>Gin no Saji isn't popular enough
Space Brothers must be really unpopular too.
Watched black lagoon.
Momo from to love ru...
I'm dead once anyone finds out, so why not take responsibility until I'm killed and earth is destroyed?
Cecil from Wizard barristers
dude, this is what i get for watching new anime!
no. fuck no. i am gonna move to attack on titan and volunteer for the Recon Corp, i will jump down the gullet of the nastiest goddamn titan screaming "fuck this fucking bullshiiiiit!!!!!"
Cecil a shit.
You have to take responsibility, she cant do it on her own
You damn right i'm gonna take responsibility.
>no fish eyes
I'm ok with this.
I'll try, dude
Am I a bad person anon?
I'll have to deal with that parasite first, but this could work.
nope. skip town. she looks like she'd make a decent single mom anyway
Funabori is gonna be a good waifu
>all those people who last watched yuri anime before reading this thread
Well shit, I can't remember the last anime I watched. I'll just go with the last anime PV I watched. Since said PV was Date A Live S2's second PV, that means the girl would be... Kurumi.
Might as well.
Of course not. What'd happen if the manga was Yotsuba&!?
It doesn't matter whether or not I take responsibility, the yakuza will torture and kill regardless.
I'm pretty sure Yuu would kill me.
wow fuck you fucking scum
Oh shit. The last girl is Tohka, not Kurumi.
... Might as well.
..but...but I am not Haruka, anon
>No clothes /or/ No glory
Also, they went full Jo-Jo with those lips. It actually looks good.
>Tear from the Tales anime
I mean yea, why not
pretty sure Henrietta had her women parts removed.
I'm not sure I'll survive her initial response. I'd probably be dead man walking.
lel, no way. Fuck that bitch.
Who the hell has a BMCZX keyboard?
She wouldn't even give me the option, she would probably murder me just so nobody finds out she had sex with someone like me.
I'm not sure how I feel about fucking a tanuki.
heh, either way's fine by me
My life is now complete.
I think I just hit the jackpot.
Since Laiga was friends with Kiritsugu I don't imagine the Fujimura family would be the type of yakuza who torture and murder people. You'd probably get your ass beat though, then be forced to take responsibility.
I did not want to do this to her you made me do this OP
I might consider it, but I'm sure it was her fault.
that's a girl?
Worst part is she will probably die giving birth leaving you with a child that only brings up a painful memory of her or her mom.
Sure, I'm fine with it.
Though, it could have been Hiyori from Norgami, she might have been better.
i don't remember who i watched but fuck if i take responsibility lol
>"I wasn't aware you're supposed to take the pill ORALLY"
>"...I don't think I want to know where you DID take it"
I think Kuroko might kill me
whelp, I'm fucked
Electricity will kill it anyways.
Biribiri is infertile.
I impregnated Takao from D-Frag?
What'd happen if Kuroko was the one you impregnated instead?
is this even legal?
also, anyone know what chapter this page is from?
You legitimately made me sad thinking about it. Imagine her getting married and being told by the doctor that she can't have children because her electricity kills the fetus every time
Touma will just have to hold her hand.
For 9 months.
What kind of pervert do you take Touma for?
Bellows from Gargantia.
Hell the fuck yes, All of my Responsibilty.
Wait are you the guy that took 40 images to get it right?
you bastard I'll kill you I swear it.
They have practice though anon.
You wanna share some of the responsibility?
Linda is ero enough for Banri
Thats why you get kuroko to be a surrogate
Shino from SYD?
fuck i just finished school days
She seems nice enough.
Gladly, and with the upmost care and love.
Ha ha, time for Robo-baby!
I should feel bad for laughing at this but I'm not.
>being too scared to post your true answer and claiming some girl that you fap to instead.
If you do that you're clearly not taking responsibility from the beginning anyway.
Oh God, kill me now. I hate how they sexualize this elementary schooler
You have to help her anon, please!
Yes I will definitely take responsibility, I already love her
Enjoy your black spot captcha.
tapopo chan tanpopo chan
Best tower witch
Please let this come true.
Either of them
>not giving her the panzerfaust in her weak rear armor
>impregnate a doll
>suddenly have to deal with two children
she's so qt
I'm not so sure how to feel about this.
All of my responsibility.
>Tonari no Seki-kun
Welp, I'm good
Last seen period or last scene of last finished episode?
ur mom is shit
You're not the only one bro.
Did you do her doggystyle?
the last one you saw. so, if you looked away for whatever reason and one was shown after you would go with the one you actually saw.
read the filename
What is that thing from?
You sir are a gentleman of class and taste
Also we are both horrible horrible people
I am more than okay with this.
Kind of hope they don't come out half-alien fabric or half-android or something.
yea, kinda screwed the pooch on the whole being a decent person thing
Step aside, Syaoran. You wait you lose
ALL DAY EVERY DAY
That's not the kind of responsibility I was looking forward to taking. I already took the first one.
Use spoilers man
you should still watch it, you might be surprised at his lies.
The last anime I watched was Strike the Blood. During the body swap arc. Shit. I drop the baby and run.
This gif made my penis twitch.
Take responsibility for impregnating her with the mahou shoujo antichrist?
>yea, kinda screwed the pooch on the whole being a decent person thing
still better treatment than what she gets normally.
I just can't over that face she looks like a rotting jack-o-lantern
is shiki from kara no kyoukai female?
Fuck yes take responsibility.
Get kept by loco Koko, hang out with based Koko dad.
Do VNs count?
You could say a VN is a subtitled anime going one line of dialouge per frame.
>just a mini nui
I hear girls like this almost never get pregnant. Might have to keep trying for awhile.
>Satsuki from Kill la Kill.
I would, it would be an honor to have kids with her.
Do you think they would make three-star onesies?
Of course they would, it's Satsuki's order.
>Last anime I watched
>I went to watch the part with Nui again after the episode ended
>Anon puts on baby three-star uniform
>baby snaps his arm in half in a tantrum
Such is the life when you take responsibility.
Better call Shizuo
>knock up Ryuuko
>9 months later you have a new sweater
>whenever you wear the sweater you can hear faint baby cries
honey from hamatora
responsibility taken instantly
What if I looked at a group of girls last?
Does that mean I impreganated all of them?
I would gladly take responsibility after holding her hand.
Does manga count?
cus i really would
God she looks awful.
>wouldn't start a loving family with panty
>Implying she wouldn't have already thrown me to the curb to bang fifty other men
Brief is beta enough to take responsibility for me, anyways.
Pregnant robots are my fetish.
Also pregnant ghosts, zombies etc.
local anime tv channel had it on. was watching while eating burger.
I'm okay with this.
So that's why I've been hearing that shitty song all the time on r-a-dio
>Not taking responsibility after fucking a cute 2D girl and getting her pregnant
Not only would it be fullfilling your dream of getting a cute loli daughteru but the chick you fucked would also automatically fall in love with you and turn into 10/10 housewife.
Though you need to be really careful because of NTR actions by other dicks.
Definetly I just hit the jackpot.
We'll name the baby "Yui"
Of course. I mean, what's the worse that could happen?
Your daughter could get progeria.
satsuki takes the baby and nonon from you
I wish Nonon was real ;_;
Sexy progeria of the vocal box is the worst she could get.
Don't know which one I'd rather impregnate. Shinka would be a better mother, but Deko's rich as fuck...
Man, were they lovers or something? That shit surprised the fuck outta me.
It probably never really happened so I guess I'm in the clear.
Holy fuck that girl is cute, picked up.
I'm enjoying it so far, every time she's on screen I have some weird paternal instinct to protect her though....
>where they lovers or something?
Yes. Having someone as a certain older brother slightly screwed them up in the head.
get a load of this faggot
Shit. I am so fucked.
Sure, does mean we make Mazinkaiser?
Oh heavens yes
Nope. I assume she wouldn't even survive childbirth.
do movies count too?
if so, yes
capcha: seems baconn
Yes I will.
Thank you mate, for years I've been looking for that cartoon that showed on TV when I was a kid and now, thanks to you, I've finally found it.
I'm okay with this
I'm okay with this too
>Image limit reached.
Oh well I get Honey from Hamatora so I guess I am going to start making money once I am un-crippled in a month or two.
Got to support her, she deserves it.
I'm not greedy, I'll just take Moe.
I wouldn't take responsibility. Because that is my fetish.