You have just summoned a Lancer. What do you do?
Lose the grail war.
Realize my mistake
w...we can still win this, right?
Kill myself and save the other masters the trouble.
Withdraw and seek refuge in the church.
Command it to kill itself
I wanted a Saber
If I do this, will Kotomine give me Gil?
Use one of my command seals to make him suck my balls.
Go try the lottery.
use a command spell and tell him not to die
No, Kotomine will kill you and take your servant so that the King of Jobbers can take a break for a couple days.
One does not receive Gil, Gil accepts you instead.
Make him kill himself.
>You have just summoned a Lancer.
Does it make a difference?
How do I make the E rank luck go away.
1. Roll over.
2. Try not to cry.
3. Cry a lot.
Go find a casino.
Ask him what to bet on. Bet on the exact opposite.
Acquire massive wealth.
Diomedes would have high luch
Convert every atom in my being into energy and blow the fuck out of the city.
The sooner you accept that you will never read FHA; Mahoyo and CCC, the better.
No impossible orders
Do I have Gil too?
This is very important.
As long as I get Nasu's husband I think I am alright
Make him find me the Dragon Balls.
I am yet to accept that the Serial Experiments Lain videogame has never been translated.
It has been 16 years.
Yes, If i'm going to lose the war I might as well lose my virginity.
If I get a retarded honorable lancer and I tell him to "Make winning the holy grail his main objective" Would that help?
Like for instance in F/Z when Lancer let Kerry get away for the sake of honor.
You can lose both with any of the lancers.
Elizabeth Bathory has B Luck and pretty decent stats all around.
Summon protoman as rider instead.
>don't gimp him
>respect his input and opinions
There, the grail is mine
Forfeit the grail war.
You can't have Gil, anon. He's the one having you. And then he will kill you because you're a mongrel.
Transfer him some mana.
But I want the most qt lancer.
Seek Grail-kun for advice.
Summon Karna that Lancer is hard to kill
E rank Luck can actually be good if you play it smart. Take actions where you want the opposite result. It's basically the same thing as S rank Luck, just reverse.
his mana costs would burn you too fast
But Luck is the quality of your "good luck" having E means you are already 10 times more lucky than your average human
do what Ygg did and create Homunculus to supply mana for Karna
But it's not, because regardless of what you do fate fucks you.
If you do what lancer wants, E rank lucks fucks you. If you do the opposite, ironic self fulfilling punishment.
There's only one solution.
At least it's not Seiba.
That's not how luck works.
You can't trick fate.
Cry because I fucked up summoning Best Fate
Go on a date, obviously.
Have him pierce my "Rho Aias" with his "Gáe Bulg."
If you know what I mean.
Lancer is freaking hot
Are you a fucking faggot?
What's the current status on the new anime?
Any release date?
Are you? It's not gay unless you make it gay.
Nigger, bad luck isn't "the opposite of the actions purpose happens", it's "fate hates you", which translates into "the opposite of what you intent to happen happens".
Luck Rank E means you're fucked, end of the line. There's no room for trickery in this.
Fuck around with the other Masters without really trying, no hope of winning anyway.
Put it in.
GAYYY Archer would be better for you time
>get Apoc Vlad
>use command seal so he WHAT IS A MAN? speech when he goes Vamp mode
No Jeanne and Shirou in sight might give me a chance to win this bullshit war.
So since he is all 'muh honor', if you summoned him would he be down for a fuck whenever? I mean he wants to obey his Master, right?
Its just Seiba's fault he went MUH HONOR.
If 5th War Seiba was summoned most likely she wouldn't give a fuck about honor and tries to murder him ASAP
>the opposite of what would actually benefit you happens
I think is closer, hence 'be careful what you wish for' and such.
Used the wrong word, then. 'muh loyalty/duty' then.
appreciate his gay bulges
He has no problem obeying anything his master wants, as long said master doesn't have fucking slut that will crave his cock and cause internal conflict that eventually screws the whole team.
Why not use a command spell then fuck the servant?
"Lancer, meet sniper rifle."
"Sniper rifle, meet Lancer."
"Now Lancer, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you Mr. Sniper Rifle here, and teach you how to us it. Because the next master we meet will have no idea who I am, I will distract while you use those eyes for something more useful THAN DYING LIKE A SORRY BITCH."
Find a way to swap servants with someone
>tfw barely any porn of her on Pixiv and only one doujin of her on Sadpanda.
Hey, what would happen if you took little pieces of Gae Bolg and made bullets with them?
The Curse is in the entire spear, if the spear broke so would the Curse
"Lancer, meet ballista."
This I like
Lancer, meet Archer
Trick summon into switching servants with me.
Command spells can force a servant's actions to a degree, but not their beliefs or desires. If Deermud had a less shitty master, and a compelling reason to want to win the war (say, he found out that the grail is full of evil and that he needs to stop it), he would have very solid shot at victory.
He'll only end up killing you by accident then.
Well fuck it we're not gonna win it lets go out drinking instead
>Go out drinking
>Miss the entire war while in a drunken stupor
>The Power of Booze helps you win the war
>/a/ can't go a day without fapping
>Would constantly have a legendary soul spying on their every move
I don't know how we'd cope. Imagine if you ended up with Gilles de Rais. He is not someone you could jerk it in front of.
Pull down my pants.
Ask him to bulge me to death to save the other masters the trouble.
Oh if only rider were around