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What does Sunrise Cola taste like, /a/?
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Crystal Pepsi.
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sunkist and pepsi
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>>101691237
Like mecha tears
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>>101691237
Gundam propellant.
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>>101691761
What's Gundam propellant taste like?
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>>101691898
youe'r mom's semen
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Sunny D.
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>>101691237
korea
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>>101691898
It tastes like GN Particles.
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>>101691898
It's a secret mix of GN particles, tears, plastic, rocket fuel, debris and cotton candy. Every time you open a can, it mixes differently, reacting to the air slightly, giving off a metallic aftertaste, giving you the impression that you just went into trans am. Every pop is distinct, every pop is different. It may even come with a bonus beam saber inside. Excessive consumption will lead into loss of weight, gain in height and in the worst case, give you the ability to do a one hundred degree head tilt impossible with your neck before.

Now go tell me you can't pilot a robot while kicking ass, going into space and having an orchestra behind you after you drink Sunrise Cola.
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Magical particles.
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Like no S2 ever
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The wind... Is troubled today.
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>>101693342
But this wind is weeping just a little.
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>>101693450
Those aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of happiness, right?

Let us make haste, lest the wind ceases
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It tastes like despair and the broken dreams of a stolen future.
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About half the time it tastes awesome

The other half of the time it tastes like shit.
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>>101693578
Shut the fuck up Depp.
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flavored lube
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>>101691237
Tears of NTR victims.
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>>101692305
>give you the ability to do a one hundred degree head tilt impossible with your neck before
So it makes you SHAFT animated?
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like crayons and old coins
oh wait, that's lolicolaâ„¢
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>>101693081
came to post this.
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>>101693661
>Depp
>Not the Bathhouse Owner
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The tears of Gintama fans
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I bet it tastes three times better than your usual cola



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