What does Sunrise Cola taste like, /a/?
sunkist and pepsi
Like mecha tears
What's Gundam propellant taste like?
youe'r mom's semen
It tastes like GN Particles.
It's a secret mix of GN particles, tears, plastic, rocket fuel, debris and cotton candy. Every time you open a can, it mixes differently, reacting to the air slightly, giving off a metallic aftertaste, giving you the impression that you just went into trans am. Every pop is distinct, every pop is different. It may even come with a bonus beam saber inside. Excessive consumption will lead into loss of weight, gain in height and in the worst case, give you the ability to do a one hundred degree head tilt impossible with your neck before.
Now go tell me you can't pilot a robot while kicking ass, going into space and having an orchestra behind you after you drink Sunrise Cola.
Like no S2 ever
The wind... Is troubled today.
But this wind is weeping just a little.
Those aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of happiness, right?
Let us make haste, lest the wind ceases
It tastes like despair and the broken dreams of a stolen future.
About half the time it tastes awesome
The other half of the time it tastes like shit.
Shut the fuck up Depp.
Tears of NTR victims.
>give you the ability to do a one hundred degree head tilt impossible with your neck before
So it makes you SHAFT animated?
like crayons and old coins
oh wait, that's lolicola™
came to post this.
>Not the Bathhouse Owner
The tears of Gintama fans
I bet it tastes three times better than your usual cola