Wake up. See this. What do?
Is this my shadow?
WHY AM I WAKING UP IN AN ALLEYWAY AGAIN
help her up and apologize for scaring her.
Tell her to cover her shame
Pee on girl.
Dammit. Sleepwalking at that elementary school again!
I promise I won't do it again, officer.
I drop a dog tag at her feet and raise my rifle.
Raise her as my own.
wonder why this even happen and use my time machine to go back where it never happened
Take her to the police station.
I'd tell her that those shoes are ridiculous for a girl her age.
Ask her why is she such a slut, beat her, apply a chastity belt and bring her to the closer monastery when she will be regularly abused by the nuns
Tell her that it's okay, and the unconscious mugger beside her will never trouble you again
Then I'll call a taxi, princess carry her into it and escort her to the nearest police station. Unless she lives really close by.
Train her to be my hot pocket.
Then tell the FBI that this post is a joke.
Tell her those shoes are the reason she fell over.
Ask her if she wants to go scare Matsuri together.
you have sex with food? pretty sure those will burn your dick off
Why'd you have to make me remember anon.
Say "You don't need to explain what happened, but you do need to eat this", as I hand her a bowl of hardboiled eggs.
>implying that they'll believe you
>implying Chris Hanson isn't waiting at your doorstep right now with a folding chair for you.
Tell her cut the chingchong bullshit so that she can eat my dingdong.
Close my laptop and stop looking at pictures.
Cry, because I'm sexually attracted to cartoon little girls, but IRL girls of any kind (And men, for that matter) disgust me and I can't get turned on if it isn't 2D, and realize I'll die a virgin. Probably find her family, or drop her off at a police station since 3DPD
Go back inside for breakfast.
But what would you do if it was a dream, and it really would be a little 2D girl in front of you?
There still would be 2D cops and all.
Probably attempt to rape her, but realize that isn't very easy, since children aren't made for having sex. I guess I'd abuse her a bit, then break down crying and just wander around until I wake up. I don't know. Fuck, man. I just want virtual reality or some form of death.
Its just an edit.
>Look in mirror
Get ready for my head to expand sideways.
Masturbate to the sight of my head expanding sideways.
Save that poor little girl.
Head expand sideways to the thought of masturbating.
Invest in wider mirrors.
Rape her and then tell /a/ I'm not a pedo.
If I really turned into Yuno, all those expectations on being the purest cutest girl would ruin me, I would probably just confess to Miya and hope for the best.
try how wide i can get
>children aren't made for having sex.
Then why are they so sexy?
Cry because I am now an old hag
Yuno is not an old hag.
They generally find that pedos dont rape that its people that are just looking to get off and find that children are easy to control. You find most pedos trying to get dates first.
She's not a loli, so she's an old hag.
I wisch I could date a loli
Fuck getting juicy, I'd get wide
You'd propose to yourself?
draw artsy shit like a real niqqa
I want to be a real niqqa, where do I apply?
I know this is was a joke but it actually makes more sense.
It can be a joke and make sense. Imagining that scene play out in my head is sort of cute, though.
Fulfill my dream of activating the entire world's nuclear stockpiles simultaneously as Yuno.
Sounds fun. What happened?