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Wake up. See this. What do?
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Is this my shadow?
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WHY AM I WAKING UP IN AN ALLEYWAY AGAIN

GOD DAMMIT
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help her up and apologize for scaring her.
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Tell her to cover her shame
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Pee on girl.
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Dammit. Sleepwalking at that elementary school again!

I promise I won't do it again, officer.
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I drop a dog tag at her feet and raise my rifle.
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Raise her as my own.
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>>101687521
wonder why this even happen and use my time machine to go back where it never happened
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Take her to the police station.
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I'd tell her that those shoes are ridiculous for a girl her age.
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>>101687521
Ask her why is she such a slut, beat her, apply a chastity belt and bring her to the closer monastery when she will be regularly abused by the nuns
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Tell her that it's okay, and the unconscious mugger beside her will never trouble you again

Then I'll call a taxi, princess carry her into it and escort her to the nearest police station. Unless she lives really close by.
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Train her to be my hot pocket.

Then tell the FBI that this post is a joke.
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>>101687521
Tell her those shoes are the reason she fell over.
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Ask her if she wants to go scare Matsuri together.
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>>101688140
you have sex with food? pretty sure those will burn your dick off
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>>101687804
Why'd you have to make me remember anon.
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Say "You don't need to explain what happened, but you do need to eat this", as I hand her a bowl of hardboiled eggs.
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>>101688140
>implying that they'll believe you
>implying Chris Hanson isn't waiting at your doorstep right now with a folding chair for you.
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Tell her cut the chingchong bullshit so that she can eat my dingdong.
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>>101688140

Hey Thad.
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Close my laptop and stop looking at pictures.
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Cry, because I'm sexually attracted to cartoon little girls, but IRL girls of any kind (And men, for that matter) disgust me and I can't get turned on if it isn't 2D, and realize I'll die a virgin. Probably find her family, or drop her off at a police station since 3DPD
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Go back inside for breakfast.
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>>101688506
S-s-soruce?
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>>101688506
But what would you do if it was a dream, and it really would be a little 2D girl in front of you?

There still would be 2D cops and all.
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>>101688616
Probably attempt to rape her, but realize that isn't very easy, since children aren't made for having sex. I guess I'd abuse her a bit, then break down crying and just wander around until I wake up. I don't know. Fuck, man. I just want virtual reality or some form of death.

>>101688602
Its just an edit.
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>Wake up
>Look in mirror
>This happens
>What do
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>>101688768
Masturbate
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>>101688768

Get ready for my head to expand sideways.
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>>101688768
Masturbate to the sight of my head expanding sideways.
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>>101687521
Save that poor little girl.
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>>101688768
Head expand sideways to the thought of masturbating.
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>>101688768
Invest in wider mirrors.
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>>101687521
Rape her and then tell /a/ I'm not a pedo.
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>>101688768
If I really turned into Yuno, all those expectations on being the purest cutest girl would ruin me, I would probably just confess to Miya and hope for the best.
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>>101688768
try how wide i can get
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>>101688506

negro wat
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>>101688689
>children aren't made for having sex.
Then why are they so sexy?
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>>101687546
>grass
>alleyway
What.
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>>101688768
Cry because I am now an old hag
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>>101689196
Yuno is not an old hag.
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>>101688968
They generally find that pedos dont rape that its people that are just looking to get off and find that children are easy to control. You find most pedos trying to get dates first.
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>>101688768
[x] genuflect
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>>101689446
She's not a loli, so she's an old hag.
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>>101689459
I wisch I could date a loli
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>>101688768
Fuck getting juicy, I'd get wide
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>>101689599
You'd propose to yourself?
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>>101688768
draw artsy shit like a real niqqa
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>>101690156
I want to be a real niqqa, where do I apply?
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>>101688928
I know this is was a joke but it actually makes more sense.
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>>101690236
It can be a joke and make sense. Imagining that scene play out in my head is sort of cute, though.
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>>101688768
Fulfill my dream of activating the entire world's nuclear stockpiles simultaneously as Yuno.
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>>101687804
>>101688213
Sounds fun. What happened?



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