You are a no-star attending Honnouji Academy, a student who no one ever seems to recognize. One day you are pulled out of class by a one-star, who tells you Lady Satsuki ask for you. As a student, you've always had a thing for her.
The one star leads you to a part of the academy which you've never seen.
Satsuki appears, and the one star bows and takes his leave.
You bow and thank her for allowing you to be in her presence.
She tells you to be at ease, and ask you to follow her.
She takes you to the student council room,
Where she ask you to sit down on the floor.
She looks at you, and says.
"I shall grant you one request that you ask of me."
What do you request /a/?
>Sex isn't an option
>smelling her panties isn't an option
>Sex isn't an option
>you cannot masturbate on her
There is only one obvious answer.
Pull a K1 and ask her to be your girlfriend. Once things progress, the sex will come in its own time.
>Implying she'd want to be your girlfriend
I would of just asked her to spit on me and call me a pig for 10 minutes.
Become her personal butt massager, once per day.
Ask her whether I can sniff her musky armpit
Ask her what her favorite food is, and to have dinner, and a good conversation. Good 'nuff.
She'd allow it.
I want her to view it as a pleasant service, not something annoying. She's a busy girl.
Imagine feeling her butt in your hands.
become her chair
Why do you think I even watch this show?
What's that on her tongue?
it's a loophole in the OP'd constraints, she'd have to at least give him a chance
That said the first thing I'd be doing myself is peppering her with a hundred questions, this situation is so fishy I'd think I ended up in a seafood restaurant
I'd kill to have her step on my dick with her heels.
3 star uniform
Let me become your bride
I'd ask her to take me under her wing and teach me the way of the sword.
3 star living conditions without the hassle of being a 3 star.
To help me achieve greatness to rival her own.
Hopefully this leads to best friend status.
For her to get me a Kamui and then I'd go join Ryuuko.
what would a kamui for a dude even look like? A banana hammock?
to obtain true spherical perfection
With nipple pasties.
Googly eye nipple pasties.
I'd wear it. Could I get a bowtie to go with it?
I ask her to dominate the life fibers and use their power to found the Imperium of Man.
Then I would ask if I could be the leader of the Space Marines.
I'd ask her to personally train me into a two-star.
She'd refuse if I asked for three-star. I have a chance to get friend status, and possibly (however unlikely), she might even develop feelings for me.
Ask her to introduce me Ryuko
Ask for sex anyway.
Sorry, only if it's a cravat bow tie.
It hangs just above the nipple pasties and acts as the Kamui's eyebrows to allow for facial expressions.
25% life fiber suit.
Jerk me off, please
Does sexual humiliation count as sex?
I'd ask for her to spit on me, and call me a pig.
ask if i can molest her mother
It isnt sex unless ponos into vagoo.
Id ask her to peg me senseless
I'd ask her to set me up on a date with Nui.
To which she will respond "Would you mind her being a corpse?"
I've had a funny idea floating around. On the first day of school at Honnouji, I would call out to Satsuki from the bottom to the top and say nothing but "ohayou gozaimasu satsuki-sama" or something like that. Then, I would continue this routine at the same time every day. Just for kicks. She wouldn't kill me for simply saying hello, right?
Everything that has to do with 3rd base.
No. She wouldn't bother killing you herself. She'd have one of the twostars do it for her.
Mako is Satsuki stepsister.
>inb4 this is coming for Mikisugi and he truly becomes Nudist Beach
Gamagoori would either punish the shit out of you or insist you join the disciplinary committee, depending on how well you pull it off.
>As a student, you've always had a thing for her.
No I haven't.
Can it at least be a three star? I wouldn't mind doing that routine with Gamagoori.
The latter doesn't sound bad.
I'd ask her to let me eat Ragyo's delicious vag
I'd let Gamagoori punish me.
I want her to join Ryuuko's side and then we can all enjoy our hot-blooded spiral power and take the battle to space to fight life-fibers.
I don't think Gamagoori is a sadist, though. Masochist, obviously, but he doesn't like seeing people suffer. I think he'd refuse, or just kill you and be done with it.
>implying he wouldn't discipline recalcitrant students, not for the pleasure of hurting them, but to purify them into the pinnacle of what it means to be loyal to Satsuki-sama
Give Mako's two star outfit back
She's going to team up with Ryuuko, of course. Next episode confirmed for three-way battle between Ryuuko, Satsuki, and Nui.
Of course, but if Satsuki-sama ordered a student killed, Gamagoori wouldn't draw out their death. A no-star personally addressing her every day seems like a death-penalty sort of offence.
id ask for her to bear my children by artificial insemination.
>You cannot masturbate on her
>>>>I shall masturbate... in her
I want her to let me dring her bathwater
Ask to be one of the Elite Four so I can properly serve my beloved Satsuki-sama of course. Everybody wins in this case.