NO I DONT WANT TO BUY YOUR SHITTY BIBLE
Pretend I'm not home.
Maybe that despicable whore will go away
How did she get past the mote?
How did she slay the Dragon?
How did she get past the moat?
not leaving the house today, tomorrow or ever. ending it all at 3 one week from today. every second you waste soliciting at my dirty doorstep you lose potential converts to your pyramid scheme called Jesus
Help me from a hikikomori way...
it's the homeland security police.
You're a terrorist, and so is your niece!
Police!! Open the door!
Oh, great, you're just in tome.
Say, do you happen to have an allergic reaction to any of the following:
the boners of the elderly
having your soul ripped out of your body
having sexual intercourse with an eldrich abomination.
come inside, make yourself at home.
I don't open my doors unless it's a delivery.
>tfw I might have missed my chance