What did you do to make her pout? Fess up.
/d/ pls go and stay go
let's all be friends and not fight. After all, we're all united in our shit taste.
You must be new here.
Fuck you /d/
Go home dick lovers
Ruin women somewhere else
All 1 minute apart. My god.
I am not sure about the other two, but futa needs to fucking leave.
I'm not samefagging.
Futa really ruins everything.
I am almost convinced this is actually someone who loves /d/ and futa and wants it to be more accepted. So instead of trying to discuss it they decide that the best way is to smear shit over those who genuinely don't want futa in their monstergirls.
I mean honestly you guys have your own board all to yourself. I don't hate the trucker core story and the fact is that it is widely accepted but does everything need a penis?
Let's stay in this thread since it has pastebin in op,
I wonder how many of us are in the late night mg threads. So far I know that there 2 writers, the futa go to d guy, that one guy who keeps using that frowning soldier guy although he might be the futa one. So maybe somewhere around 10?
There's that too.
This thread need less futa and more yandere monstergirls.
Drama scares content-providers away, both good and bad. But mostly the good ones.
Just because there are people that disapprove of you shitting up the thread with dicks doesn't mean they're samefagging.
What the fuck is that thing?
You.....you understand how these boards work, right? That's about as convincing as all the (You) edits some anons put on their 'screenshots'.
But bobs story ended two hours ago and there hasn't even been mention of any futa since then, why are they bringing it up now
Was from a drawthread, forget which board. Supposed to be a steampunk stylized lilim
Because I just got on and I am tired of seeing it?
No I meant it looks like shit.
Why are the /a/ monster girl threads so shit?
>tired of seeing it
How can you be tired of seeing it from the few mentions of it?
/mgqg/ is spilling over
Well these things are posted every couple of hours every damn day. They stagnate and attract less desirables.
It's only the late night ones, even though "nighttime /a/" is suppose to be better than daytime. Maybe it's just these threads that stay bad.
How come I've never seen medusa from WCW posted here? No love for CG medusa voiced by sawashiro?
Because futafags have an entire board to be love cocks in, but for some reason they see the need to shit up other boards with it.
Well, it's because anons complain like this one
And people don't have the good sense to ignore them.
As much as they say that the quality is going down, it's not actually bad at all. People simply hate to see change.
Why is Ilias in a Monster Girl Thread, wouldn't she be against it?
Well none of the WCW girls are really monster girls.
An unacceptable reason to be 'tired' of something. Ignore it. Tolerate it. Attitudes like yours are what make this thread worse.
>MEDUSA A FUCKING SNAKE
This isn't even related to /d/
It's not Ilias. But you can be forgiven for making that mistake.
Ya maybe we should tolerate /mlp/ too and close down their board.
But that's not Ilias. It's her daughter
If they could have kept it in one thread and self-moderated themselves within that? Yeah, sure. But they couldn't.
so how is the bookwyrm doing?
I can understand you hating futa, but if you're gonna complain about it do it when people are talking about it, not when we aren't even talking to anything relatively close to it and the last mention of it was hours ago
Not like we don't have trap threads or other futa threads all the time on here..
Oh I don't know, let's take a look at what happened to /v/
>General threads every hour
>Nobody talking about anything new, all repost after repost after repost
>Do this for months
>Topic is completely exhausted, nothing new, it has gone from something new and interesting to boring
>Threads still being created after this
>Create an entirely new board just to house these so they don't fill up the first page
Except in this story that board already exists
It's typically late Thursday nights/Friday mornings that are the worst offenders for whatever reason (Such as right now).
It was fine until a sudden outburst less than an hour ago.
Exactly. Bob didn't even post the futa in the thread, just linked to it. People just pointed out it was there.
Vocal minority? Trolls? Can't tell, but some people here just seem really fucking overly sensitive about dicks. Fuck, get some thicker skin and learn to brush things off. They sound like the kind of person who's an angry mom with a shitty disobedient child, and then you pop off whenever someone tells your kid, "Hey, you shouldn't behave like that."
ELH's story that he claims is bookwyrm is basically dead, it got merged into a story with a ushi oni as focus.
Cyoa-anon is doing one after pally quest that should be good, he does cute girls well.
Isn't cyao the one that always suffering just suffering's sake?
See, I don't understand this argument
>Topic is completely exhausted, nothing new, it has gone from something new and interesting to boring
Because it cannot be argued that new stuff is being done all the time.
The question is; is it interesting? And that's purely personal. You may not find it interesting, and that's fine; you're not expected to. But what you're doing right now is tantamount to saying everyone who likes what you hate in this thread has, to use the parlance common in these parts, "shit taste".
And here's my confusion; aside from people who are irate and as angry as you, who do you think will actually listen to what you have to say? People are, after all, more inclined to the side that appears reasonable, but.....you're not even trying to look the part.
ah i see, cyoa-anon's the one i'm waiting for then. he teased a little bit of it with telephone call at the end of the last thread.
He loves yandere. Or yangire. What's the difference between the two, guys?
You might be talking about drmyth, he's the one that did the inquisitor story when we killed a loli kitsune and ate her.
cyoa-anon only has 1-2 stories that I could kind of call "suffering", but it's kind of stretching it. Depends more on anon's choices
I mean, I can split off bookwurm again since the next Timid Ushi chapter isn't done yet (i.e. she'd be a neighbor in the same universe), but I feel like that'd just be making more work. As it is, I'm working on:
- TS'ing for FWPA
- Timid Ushi
- Ilassa the Lilim
- Visual Novel stuff
- A certain MILF Lamia (I didn't forget, dan)
Yandere = best love TRUE LOVE, just wants the best for her lover which is her and only her
Yangire = crazy lady who wants you all to herself and will even hurt you to achieve it. She might just be crazy though I don't remember very well
Wait we ate her? I don't remember this..
You know paladin fags always talk about how corruption is worse than death, but being pursued by a yandere is true hell.
There are two paladin stories
drmyth's = ended. Paladin who killed everything and ate and loli kitsune
cyoa-anon's = ongoing. Pally with his kitsune imouto/daughteru that was going on last thread
The best yandere is the one that's already been tamed. All the joy of having someone deeply and utterly in love with you, with the obsession kept to a manageable level that'll let you live a normal life (albeit one that may be devoid of contact with any other females, but that's the price of true love).
cyoa-anon, pally quest last post.
You set off toward the convent once more. Now accompanied by Agatha who stood beside you with sword in hand. You had left skelly-chan to care for your imouto who was enjoying cold bread and butter as well as the lovely company of a skeleton.
The road had turned to dirt and now the pavement was covered in it completely. The walls that had shone in white beauty were now stained with the dirt and seemed old and aged. It was as if the entire compound had lost it’s grace. You had expected anything ranging from a platoon of guards all the way to a regiment of mages. Now the entrance was completely abandoned and there was no sign of anyone even living in the convent.
The gates swung open with a slow creak and in the morning darkness the buildings took on a macabre light. The previously beautiful statues called down shadows that stretched like vines entangling those who wandered into them. The carvings and engravings seemed to take on a dark atmosphere now. Everywhere you looked where previously there was beauty now seemed terrifying. Agatha must’ve thought the same since she grabbed your arm and refused to let go as you walked to the cathedral that stretched in front of you.
The wooden doors budged after a few tentative pushes and they slid forward with no problem. Inside the pews aligned with one another casting diagonal shadows that stretched through the room. At the end of this entire set up was none other than the man you were looking for. “Come to play again?” He grinned a toothy smile and extended his hand.
You walked into the room further accompanied by Agatha, as if by some invisible force the wooden doors shut behind you leaving only the three of you inside a nearly completely black room. “If you must kill me, then will you at least listen to what I have to say?”
1. Listen to what he has to say.
2. Strike at once. No mercy.
3. Custom option.
Kill him and make sure to eat his heart.
1, even though it's probably gonna cost us...
Captcha says "cast uggicab". Fuck that bitch, she's never right.
1 let's see of curiosity kills the cat girl
Let's go with 1. Heroes have to be at least somewhat respectful.
What could go wrong?
Bored, taking first request for a short story. Will finish in half an hour.
Cute romance with a Matango
CARRYING A MONSTER GIRL LIKE A PRINCESS EVEN IF IT'S COMICALLY IMPLAUSIBLE
Bah. Other people already got to it before me.
If anyone's willing, how about writing a short story about a phone company operated by succubi? It unwittingly or predictably ends up as a phone sex line after a few....mishaps.
Minimonster girls doing cute things with anon.
Spider girl who works in a daycare and is a Christmas cake, she works there because spiders have lots of babies and she wants training before finding a hubby.
The story takes a turn for the interesting. It's obviously a set up.
But you never do what the DM wants that's no fun.
But I wanna know if he's the one leading monster girl hunts or if it's another big bad
All those orphan monsters in that one adoption story are really the result of a single extremely promiscuous Echinda.
Her eldest daughter, also an Echidna, one day decides to look up her sisters. Cue heartwarming monster families and maybe she'll even find love.
Actually this is true but I was interested anyway.
Yandere < Every other "Dere".
Yandere a shit.
2. There's nothing he can tell us now that he couldn't have told us when we visited earlier. There's no reason for him to send an assassin to kill us only for her to extend his invitation to return except as a trap. We cannot risk him buying time, or turning our companion against us.
We should only hear this bastard out when he has a blade to his neck.
>>101668986 here, fuck it. >>101669626 is absolutely right. Changing my vote to 2.
Yandere is crazy, but only out of love for you.
Yangire is mentally ill who just happens to love you.
This one got two votes, I'm doin it. Hold tight, its gonna be 3rd id.
Yandere a shit.
Which is better? Mermaid, octopus girl, crab girl or [pic related] all of the above?
Of course its Douman Seiman's girl. No contest.
Octo since better hugs than the other two
Normal octopus/squid girl.
Reposting in the correct thread.
YBA here. I'm going to be swamped with work for the next couple of weeks. Still, I will continue Yellow Bird when I can, probably tomorrow. It won't be as regular as it has been before for awhile, and may be at odd times. I apologize in advance.
But look forward to new info on Jiro, crazy stuff going on at Squamus, and more fun next time.
Tell me though /a/, would you be interested in seeing a Coco girl?
I may just be retarded right now, but what is a Coco girl?
No idea what it is, but give us all you can.
Behold, human! I have expertly crafted my body to be entirely superior to your human women! Notice my rippling abdominals, bulging biceps, an-...
...What? No, but...b-b-b-but I heard you humans talking about how great it is to be muscular and strong, so...
...Th-...that's only for men?
Best monstergirl there is.
What is happening with those tits.
They're like saggy grandma tits.
>not liking muscular women
I'll second what >>101670127 said.
>TFW your oni waifu will never carry you back home after a long day of fitness training
She was doing jump rope too much trying to get that cardio
No, look...I really, really am superior, you know? I can go longer than a human woman, right? And since I'm so physically more muscular I can tighten to the point where...
...Y-...you prefer them to be soft though, huh?
I-I mean, I...no no no, I'm not like a man with a vagina, I'm like a...a...
Anon stop, this hurts me.
Really? REALLY!? You prefer her still? She's soft and mushy and has a fat stomach! I am objectively superior! I can hunt! I'm stronger and faster than her! I am literally physically better in every way so you should want me more!
I-I...this took me months. I worked for months to get like this...
I-I can be soft too! Look, I have breasts and....
WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY HUSBAND AND I'LL MAKE YOU APPRECIATE MY BODY!
>...Th-...that's only for men?
Nope. I like my women strong too.
Who even is this hypothetical faggot that would turn down this hypothetical fit monstergirl?
Why would she be attracted to such a gaylord in the first place? He obviously likes to take it up the ass.
>I-I mean, I...no no no, I'm not like a man with a vagina, I'm like a...a...
Mmmmm, insecure girls are my fetish
Pronounced like Cucow. Old monster from Iberia. My mother used to scare me with it as a kid.
It's like a shapeshifter that lives in old places and eats bad children. You almost never see the true hideous face, sometimes it looks like a beast, sometimes a gleaming skull.
And it even lures away good little kids that go where they shouldn't with sweet magic and song before devouring them too.
It's one of classics.
Hold up, found a wiki page for it. Not entirely right but you get the gist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_%28folklore%29
So imagine like a Dullahan Dragon Doppleganger I guess?
> put sahuagin story on pastebin last night
> too much of a perfectionist faggot to link to it anywhere
> wake up this morning
> 26 hits
S-send help, t-they're watching me
>Post new update
>Don't link anywhere and 5 hits before it's been published a minute.
Might be bots?
pastebin has people who do other things than just monster girls you know, they might just be normal people who saw your story in the side lines and felt like reading it.
How much monster have a girl to be to be considered a monster girl?
“Speak, and be quick about it.” You didn’t want to seem lenient but at the same time you found it hard to believe that the kind old man who invited you to dinner had suddenly become a villain within a few hours. He laughed heartily and pointed toward a statue depicting a monstergirl. “You know very well what a monster girl is, after all you’ve been accompanied by them since you left the safety of your abbey.” He smiled at Agatha who hid behind you and for a second he seemed to recognize her before continuing.
“Since you are a paladin I will suppose you have some basic understanding of how monster girls and human relationships work yes?” He didn’t wait for you to answer, instead giving his own explanation. “Monster girls as a general species require a variety of supplements to live. Some species such as a succubus can find all of these things from the semen because what they actually take is the spirit energy of a man. Other species such as the centaur can entirely depend off of atmospheric traces of energy and physical food.” He gave a deep breath before throwing himself once more into his theory
“I was not elected to be a bishop. I had to claw my way up here through betrayal and charisma, but when I was starting out I was an alchemist serving a local lord. He was not a religious person and allowed me all sorts of experiment that today would brand me a heretic and a defiler.” He looked upward as if lost in thought before continuing. “The most interesting of them and the one that set me on my path was the summoning and chaining of a succubus. I kept her in a personal dungeon and made notes everyday on her progress of starvation. At first she tried to seduce me, thought she could win me with words. Soon she threatened me, thinking that she could summon more. Finally she begged me, by that time her eyes were sunken and her skin was pale. I watched her suck the spirit energy from rats as if it were a delicious treat.”
When he turned to face you again his eyes were reddened as if he had spent hours crying. “Do not mistake me Paladin; I am human to the marrow of my bone. The last thing I wish for is the suffering of others.” He turned toward the grand mosaic etched into the ceiling where the scene of creation shone. “Why?” his fingers extended as if trying to cup the stars themselves. “Why is it that only human men create this energy?” he looked away into the chapel where painted glass gace way to the white marble walls of the compound.
“I studied the difference between human women and men as well as succubae for many years. They are identical in nearly every aspect. Besides the superficial phenotypical mutations such as wings or horns (which are in fact just keratin deposits) there was nothing that suggested that a succubus would require human men for semen any more than a human woman.” He turned to you with a mischievous grin as well as eyes that glinted “Do you get what I’m trying to say now?”
“The gods created us, some of us in their image. Others… less so.” He turned to a famous depiction of a dragon girl fighting a platoon of paladins etched into the marble walls. “The gods alone are responsible for our tendencies and our desires. For our abilities and our weaknesses.” Once again he turned to you only now there was no trace of mischief, only rage that seemed to consume his face. He looked more demon than man and more beast than demon. “Why?! Why did they create creatures who require the suffering of others, who wish for the suffering of others, in order to live and reproduce?!” his voice turned into the very definition of thunder and the shadows seemed to collect at his base.
“What you’ve heard is true. I have ordered the huntings myself. I have been at the forefront of the collection of monstergirls for various months, and my research has paid off in full.” He parted his robes to reveal a lining full of strange pumping organs, each of them beating like tiny hearts attached to himself by a vein that flowed under his skin and into his chest. “I have created this! The gods did not wish for humans and monstergirls to live in peace so they made sure that they would always war with each other for Demonic Energy. Now I have defied them!” He laughed madly yet at the same time you were entranced by his words.
“Each of these tiny organs can capture enough demonic energy through natural atmospheric exposure to rival the spirit energy that ten human men produce in one day.” He poked a single organ and it expelled a gas cloud of energy which faded quickly. “Now imagine what I can do right now, what I will be capable of doing when the full suit is completed?!” His smile turned wider yet retained its qualities of kindness beneath them.
“Was your plan for us to die of old age?” In truth you wanted to hear more of what he had been studying but it wasn’t couth to simply let your opponents do all the talking. Agatha’s arms dug deeper into your own as her grasp strengthened and her eyes went wide with fear.
He groaned at your comment. “Die? If I wanted you dead then I would have summoned an army of succubae to suck you clean of your energy hours ago. I’ve had plenty of chances to kill you and even now each second renews the opportunity. No, I don’t want you dead!” You scoffed at him with open hostility as the memory of the centaur knightess rose “Then do you consider your own men to be expendable? Why not send them to kill me like you already sent your assassin to die?!” Your speech turned into a scream halfway through but he seemed completely calm in receiving it.
“That was a test… of various things. I did not calculate that an error would end her life. Though in the end she knew very well what she was assigned to do. She was one of my favorites as well so don’t pretend the loss was yours!” his fingers curled in your direction as his voice rose. “Or is it that you didn’t notice how the road has been cleared and the plaza emptied for your arrival!” I have made sure that no one else would be harmed in the name of meaningless suffering. It is the place of the shepherd to protect the flock, not the other way around!”
“Imagine it Anon! Imagine a world where these can be produced by the millions!” He pointed toward the tiny organ again. “A world where no one shall be hungry ever again, no one shall be lonely ever again. All things shall be plentiful. We shall harness the very power of the gods now!” His raised themselves over his head dramatically and he stretched them toward the sky.
“so what, you kill them freely in order to save them?!” You spit in his direction but he didn’t even flinch at your words. Instead his smile turned confident. “You are correct. I will kill them and reap them so that one day no one else will ever be able to again. I am using genocide as a business to end genocide as a business!” He cackled in a tone that you thought was reserved for stages and theaters, yet now he replicated it completely honest.
“So, what do you think? I’ve given you the full tour of the future, will you join me or will you oppose me?” He smile once more and stretched his arm toward you, only now it was open for you to take instead of to accuse you. “He refuses.” Agatha’s voice was like a glass shattering against the floor to wake you up from the monologue you had just heard. Her face was painted in anger as her hand gripped you tighter than ever as she turned to the bishop.
“To think that you of all people would commit such a foolish act, Anon would never fall to your fancy words so easily. He knows the difference between a selfless act and an ego trip like yours.” During this entire time the bishop’s only change was the way his eyes narrowed into slits as he stared at the screaming lich. “I… I…” He seemed to lack words as his attention was drawn to Agatha’s voice.
“Enough of this, Anon let’s end this!” She drew her sword and looked at you expectantly. The Bishop likewise stared at you with a curious smile, wondering what you would do now. You look within yourself and you know that you must…
1. Side with the bishop the suffering of the few shall bring the happiness of the many.
2. Side with Agatha This bishop was on a power trip too large to measure.
3. Run away (Both will hate you and you’ll still have to fight)
5/5 fucking finally.
This is not the way to achieve peace.
2, the few should not be sacrificed for the many.
But elves can't mate with humans!
We need an elf version of this.
1. Good of the many, needs of the few.
The greater sin is not to try. I admire a man who plays the long game. Sometimes it takes a tyrant to bring about real change.
But ONLY if he explains how mass production is possible. Right now it looks like he has to harvest them directly from monsters and hasn't explained how that will change at all.
If he can't do that. Number 2. Don't have time for no bullshit crazy ego trips.
We can only hope, although what robots would want with a tale of amphibious sexual gloom I do not know.
Well that was interesting
1, the end justifies the means
And I feel like I should really play MGR to understand you're stories better since you seem to pull from them lately? Like with your cancer story
We're making the mother of all omlettes here.
Can't fret over every egg
Here's the start. Depressingly free of any female characters. I'm way to slow to start these things.
Can someone explain to me what the bishop wants to do? He wants to spread demonic energy everywhere with the organ things and corrupt everyone?
I think he wants Total. Global. Saturation.
I wonder why he doesn't just summon more succubus and other DE polluting monsters then instead of harvesting their organs
Anyone? Does it suck that hard? At least read it and insult my technique.
Why is she blushing? It's not like she's capable of loving humans.
He wants men to be able to use demonic energy like monsters. Basically he's turning humans into legit male monsters, but one hundred times as powerful as your average animalistic monstergirl.
Do note that he tries to attach ugly pulsing dog piles to you.
He said he plans on making a suit with it.
It will probably make the wearer look like a chaos space marine or something
I sincerely doubt this nigga has the means to duplicate or replicate the organs without harvesting them from monsters.
His plan will fail in the long term. All this will do is incite retribution from the monsters.
>that new Dullahan hentai
I can't stop fapping.
Yeah no thanks.
No need to be any uglier than one already is.
Kind of wondering how that solved famine and stuff though, our jizz would be powerful enough produce super spirit energy?
How does this solve anything exactly? Now the way I see it monsters will be getting harvested and female humans will still be getting the short end of the stick.This guy is a nut job.
NIGERUN DA YOOOO
Shit I change my mind, 2
His plan doesn't seem to make much sense
1 for the greater good
>I'LL MAKE YOU APPRECIATE MY BODY!
Sheesh, took you long enough. Quit whining and make with the rape.
Starting to think anyone voting 1 is a paladinfag or Armstrongfag
Armstrong was right
I already said it in anonkun but
I found the story really nice, the character interactions were written really nice imo. The story was pretty interesting as well, reminded me of those old time horror movies about a place out in the middle of nowhere getting attacked by something
I know he was, anon, but this guy clearly isn't Armstrong. He's a cheap knock-off trying to be something that he's not.
Nobody can match Armstrong's greatness.
Question, does anyone else find it hard to get hard even with physical stimulation if you're not turned on?
Is the vote still on?
Let's go with 2.
I hope you're counting the votes, anon.
Don't you trust me?
Figured you guys might like these.
>League of legends
Got dota 2 too.
>"I'll stand by you."
Can't decide between Holstaurus and Shirohebi
fucking bobanon I just came buckets from the latest updare
Needed more lewd smiles, though. Always more lewd smiles.
>Drama scares content-providers away
> it looks like shit.
That's why there are no content-providers.
He's the one...
He's the reason for it all!
You... YOU ARE THE ONE I SHOULD KILL!
And of course I fail doing the spoilers right.
2. It's high time to smite a motherfucker.
>his eyes narrowed into slits as he stared at the screaming lich.
Wight, unless our party mage has finally respawned and joined us.
relevant deep wisdom
Fuck those caves.
In Indonesia they are haunted.
like that Japanese caves on Bandung isn't it?
Those are the most famous.
There's no such thing as ghosts.
Don't say such things anon.
That's exactly the kind of thing a ghost would say to lure us into some kind of wicked postmortem sex trap!
You can't fool me, ghost! Illias will protect me from your deviancy!
Are you indonesian? i thought i was the only indonesian here
Bekasifag reporting in.
Who's it gonna be?
Heaven or Hell?
Glad im not the only one here mate
Have you proven your love to your waifu like this guy?
Previously on Dull Story.
Win against a Dullahan
Stuck with the head for a while.
Get confronted by Lizardmen.
Pastebin what's next up to speed.
New girl suggestion.
New girl will interact with Dull.
Think of the possibilities.
Do this Asura's Wrath style. Pretend to accept, this punch him in the face so hard it knocks teeth out.
I didn't even open that .gif before I said that. Mah nigga.
I already praise to the Fallen God everyday.
That doesn't look very good.
I'm still rump-ruptured about not being able to fug the sexy angel aunt.
How can you say no to hot angel incest?
why don't you two meet up or something
If God Abandons us we will become our own master, our own God.
Anubis, anonymooses story made me fall in love with them.
You know...this guy's challenging the gods themselves. If we're lucky, maybe the gods will give us a little extra help in this fight. Least they could do, right?
Good idea anon
hey bekasifag anon we should meet up, i live nearby too
No we must become our own master now
Which monstergirl would look best in this?
One without disturbingly huge tits.
Almost done writing?
Pretty sure that nigga's gone to sleep
Just checked the time. Yeah, he's probably asleep.
Left or right?
I Choose the third option
Right > Left
Are those extra eyes on her head?
From those two? Lizard girl, she has bigger boobs and won't decapitate me.
That's the right choice. But I don't think they're her fellow dragonkins.
Would you love ryu with color scheme of pic related.
Also Asking if colorfag can color >>101681149 with pic related color scheme.
I'll take both.
didn't i answered your question back then?
I'll still lover her
You are correct, this nigga went to sleep and just woke up.
if I ever see this guy in the five guys bathroom, because I know that's where he is, I'll drag his ass to the stove and burn that fucking thing out of existence
it's such a bad tattoo and makes me irate looking at it
Careful you might cut yourself on that edge.
I'd rather cut myself on you, elesh baby
I stopped reading when the lich bitch "killed" agatha, what happened since then?
Never mind the pastebin includes the whole story up to now, disregard my post I'm stupid
Put an empty pastebin up and it'll still get about 30 hits in the first 10 minutes before falling off the recent pastes list.
The plural of succubus is succubi.
tell that to microsoft word that automatically switches succbi to succubae
Not really sure why you even put this to a vote. /a/ will always vote for the waifu without really thinking about it. Should get him to explain how he plans to mass produce them before making a decision. Maybe he is already close to finishing and wouldn't need to kill anymore. If that's the case, all those girls died for nothing, when their death could have served a purpose. Not even a paladinfag.
Is there going to be more to this?
Every 10 minutes a kitsune is abused physically.
Last year we managed to save over 3,000 kitsunes from the abuse.
For hundreds of others, help came too late.
will you be an angel for a helpless kitsune who is crying out for a loving home?
maybe some other type of MG though
not a big fan of kitsune myself
Lost an arm saving one.
She's now my helping hand.
But his plan is a little wonky, that thing he made basically just produces a shot ton of DE, if he wanted to turn everyone into monsters he could just summon monsters that radiate that stuff instead if the bio suit
Definitely. I'll help any monster girl.
It´s Horo Monster Girl?
We ded. Now we can be with our wights and lichs and zambies
Is it finally over? Will these threads finally die so we can leave?
please, it's the middle of the day, it's always slow at this time
I will post Horo the Monster Girl
>Will these threads finally die so we can leave?
One will die, another will be made in it's place.
as long as there are at least 2-3 people, they will be here till world's end
Silly anons, there's no escape.
Hope that guy to try to escape and possibly die, or just die. Better than having that fishman as your waifu.
Wut? Is this girl in MGQ3 or is just fan art?
it's Luka mother
>Not wanting a Sahuagin waifu
Did you read the pastebin? She's basically just using him as a cum dispenser. She doesn't even kiss or hug
You read that story nigga? Made me depressed.
Not talking about that shitty Sahuagin. More so the actual good Sahuagin.
Already have a kuudere, otherwise I would have delved into that species myself.
Stockholm or starvation; which will it be?
Assassin (terminator) Mantis won out in the end against kuudere hippy/druid Sahuagin.
Run away and chance dieing. I don't want to live and not see the sun nor feel the warm breezes.
Mantis may not be my favorite Kuudere monster girl, but I'm curious to see how it goes.
Oh the one on the island?
Week #4 for Monster Musume on the NYTs Manga Best Seller list.
God that doujin was hot. I wish someone would translate it.
After the doujins
NTR doujins when
I want a prequel where you get to finally screw Lucifina's fine ass and tap Micaela on the side, all in the consensual missionary position.
dat tall girl loving
She is so fucking cute!
I wish a ridiculously tall and hot youkai girl would come to my house and rape me. ;_;
I'd rather she not kill and eat me though.
You mean monsters NTRing human women? We're sure to get a lot of those.
You better shut up your whore mouth.
>you will never cheat on your monstergirl waifu with a human girl
>Not wanting to see Miia whore herself out
>You will never proudly exclaim that it's because you want a heir
Damm shame that.
I think you should go, like right now.
>>No one will ever write a about a qt pure CC Centaur girl who wants to experience the joys of being wooed.
I was wondering where you were last night since I haven't seen that green text for a couple of threads
No. No one. Never. Stop to write it.
I come on fridays and weekend most of the times now. But I was in the last thread last night and saw your post.
I like it.
Centaurs are shit
Can someone link the soviet fox story?
Centaurs are life, man.
I'm not SJW but I find this image more degrading than cute
I blame KS
Centaurs are walking MREs.
Enjoy your horse pussy
Well all agree the cyoa's and storytimes need to stop, right?
It's hitting gaia levels
>I'm not SJW
just because you say that doesn't mean we believe you
You gonna update or what then, nigga?
Ailith starts slapping some shit!
JOIN US NOW!!!
Better than the alternative.
>thunder of hooves
I've completely stopped visiting MG threads outside of new chapter releases. There's this nifty place called /tg/ that's there for CYOA or QUESTS. They may hate you and don't want you, but they're the right adress for this shit. I wouldn't mind storytimes if they didn't take fifteen fucking posts and were always about INSERT GUY WHO FUCKS INSERT MONSTERGIRL. Seriously, fuck that shit. Brevity is the soul of wit, keep your crap short or post it in a fucking pastebin if you're a mentally challenged writer.
Better. Horse cocks.
>Darling is attacked by anti-exospecies faction
>Miia tries to whore herself out to pay Darling's medical bills
>But ends up blackmailed and threatened with deportation
>Has to keep having sex to stay in the country
>Gradually forced into more hardcore and hardcore acts
>Turns to spending her few earnings on drugs to cope
>Forgets why she started in the first place as she never even has the chance to go home between sessions
>Does an AV
>The director is the guy who filmed Darling's home before
>He leaks the film to the government
>Darling deemed unable to care for his homestays and they're all reassigned
>To anti-exospecies faction members
>All mindbroken and used as sex slaves
>Darling finally gets out of the hospital and returns home
>It's empty with only a small note left behind
Disappointed, I had hoped for a horse cock.
>Be a knight
>One day your princess is kidnapped by a dragon
>Set off to rescue her
>Reach the dragon's dreaded lair
>Turns out that the princess and dragon are long time friends
>Friends with benefits
>Turns out the princess is now a dragon
>Turns out the princess had a crush on you
>Turns out the other dragon is desperately in need of a mate
>Turns out they are both smiling lustfully at you
+Doesn't need to be put down if it breaks a leg
+Produces less shit than normal centaur
-Less edible meat
I want a story of a knight out training or some shit and a wurm sees him and he tries to run and gets picked up by a Wyern and becomes a dragon knight
I approve of this
>Be a dragon
>Humans keep attacking your ancient kingdom and kidnapping your princesses
>Set out for the human lair to rescue them
>Fight your way through their vast armies
>Reach the human citadel
>Princesses are all mindbroken and breeding with humans
>They attack you to protect their "husbands"
>Lose will to fight and skinned alive by the pink-skinned brutes
I'm afraid of start reading this and having a heart attack.
I want to be coiled all night and lovingly milked dry by a cute lamia.
I approve many, many times.
Two chapters coming, one is dates again, the other a history lesson.
>willfully used goods
Not even once.
Lamias and the like are God tier monster girls.
All reptilian breeds, right? They literally need your body heat to survive.
They're even better after a few shots of Sake.
would used goods be acceptable if she had been saving herself for you, dreaming of the day she'd be with you only to be ambushed and raped on her way to you?
>Ryu and Dragon smut story
>Lamia mating training scene
>All of them talk about how nice it is that mc is so warm
It sure was well written, made me love lamias even more since I forgot about that aspect of them. As well as the hissing while they talk, it wasn't as annoying as some writers do it.
yeah all reptile. Though I have certain affinity for the snake ones.
I'd Imagine they'd drink more since alcohol makes you feel warmer. They'd probably drink really hard stuff too.
>You will never make moonshine with your Lamia Waifu
A reverse gendered Korobeiniki. Except she doesn't die.
>not even some sort of fluffiness to keep you warm in the winter but cold scales instead to rob away your heat
When did your standards get so low?
Pure love keeps me warm and legs are hard to manage
No need to make false accusations.
you know that blankets aren't warm right? You provide the heat that is then caught as insulation to warm you up. The same thing would occur with a lamia except ten times as good because she can regulate how much heat she retains. Basically she wouldn't just be warm, she would be warm and cool in the exactly perfect way. Unlike a warm blooded creature who would end up smothering you in heat.
This nigga knows whats up.
I've never liked this image it looks like a penis.
Doesn't change the fact he was talkin shit though.
>that pile of scales
I reiterate my question.
>snakes are suddenly thermostats
Are you on drugs?
Where was Smith?
Did you even PASS biology?
Thanks, this time it's in my favorites.
>centaur with MRE shits
jesus christ how horrifying
Only on Lamia love.
>find wyvern, wurm, and ryu
>5 dragon heaven with you as their only treasure forever and ever
I'm sorry, we didn't have lamia classes in my school.
Check this faggot right here.
No, really, why would anyone in their right mind prefer the massive body of a snake in place of a nice ass and soft, feminine legs? You might as well go for an anaconda or something if you like snakes that much.
Because they might wrap their legs around you, but it will never be as good as a lamia tail hug
I know, right? Who would choose a snake over legs? arachne > lamia
Have you ever been squeezed by a snake, even a really small one? It feels like a nice hug, so I imagine a huge one that also has a woman attached to it would be incredible. Besides, I think the way snakes move is beautiful.
What is thermo-regulation anon?
Don't forget that lamias and serpentine monster girls have wicked awesome hips.
But that's my point. You prefer being hugged by a fucking snake over being leg locked by an actual girl.
Please, who need legs with this.
>No, really, why would anyone in their right mind prefer the massive body of a snake
Three words :
I think Hussar is gonna have to stab a bitch.
Anacondas are mean as all hell, don't have tits, don't have long silky hair, can't do the vast majority of things a humanoid anything can do, and as far as we can tell lack the mental complexity for conversation, human emotion, or remembering when your birthday is.
Animal sex a shit
>being leg locked by an actual girl.
Woah woah woah, back the fuck up
Are you implying that being leg locked by a human is better than a lamia
you're in a fucking monster girl thread? What the fuck are you expecting? Go back to your moe loli threads if you want generic leg locking
But I don't even like big hips
Snakes cannot thermo-regulate
They need to move between sun and shade to keep themselves in comfortable temperature
Are you implying that monster girls aren't girls ?
Watch your steps mates.
I don't even mean big, just well formed and toned.
Hips are important
While my heart wants to imagine that it feels good, my brain wonders how heavy that must be on your body. I like feeling crushed a little while I sleep but lamias weigh a fuck ton
>Girls in my community all hold the expectation that they should be virgins till marriage
>It means I'm also expected to let them wait and I should never even think of pressuring a girl into it
>"You can have your cake and even eat it Out if you want. your just not allowed to fuck it afterwords" -My Older brother explaining are ways to me
Bitter Sweet. Worth it, but bitter sweet
A fuck ton of LOVE.
>Centaurfags vs Lamiafags
Which are worse?
monster girls are so cute
Fucking long tails are the best tails
I don't think it would be that bad with the weight distributed across you, and as long as your chest wasn't being squeezed. I bet it would be top tier cuddling.
Why are you trying to degrade the thread into ANOTHER waifu war?
whichever I don't like
spoiler stop trying to cause shitflinging mongoloid
>Faggots who prefer warm blooded women instead of those you wish could make their hearts go "doki-doki"
What's the point of wanting to be a pure maiden until marriage if you're still gonna suck dudes off and let them put their tongue all over your pussy? Is it like a free trial or something?
First of all all animals thermo-regulate. Snakes just happen to do it by absorbing some heat from around them. Secondly we're talking about Lamias here, who have mammalian features to them, so we are forced to assume that they have some physiological aspects to them that are mammalian. Also everything that stands upright is warm blooded. Most lamias we see are rearing up no? So we are also forced to assume that even if they aren't completely endothermic, they have some endothermic attributes to them. Also.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING MONSTERGIRLS
Anyone who isn't into bestiality apparently.
And that looks really uncomfortable.
Then why do you want to have sex with half an animal instead of having a complete woman?
Girls don't have the body of a giant spider attached to their lower halves.
What if human head, horse upper body, and snake lower body?
Please, stop, you're only making yourself look even more retarded.
They still cannot freely regulate their temperature on will.
Not even humans can do that.
>An Alraune’s saliva and sexual fluids are called “Alraune Nectar”, which contains a powerful aphrodisiac, and any men that are captured are force-fed this nectar via mouth-to-mouth.
>force-fed via mouth-to-mouth.
Holy mother of fuck that is hot. I already have a thing for really lewd kissing and just reading this makes me feel like I'm going to pop a hole in my pants.
Okay then, care to share with me an animal that stand upright and is coldblooded.
And that just about renders both arguments invalid.
You don't need to reply if you think it's bait, but I'm genuinely interested in how some people here can think giant snakes with the mutilated torso of a woman stitched on top are better than full women.
Basilisks run upright sometimes.
>>Darling deemed unable to care for his homestays and they're all reassigned
>>To anti-exospecies faction members
How the fuck would that even happen? Every girl gets sent to an anti-exospecies member?
And Darling is somehow deemed unfit to take care of the girls, while still in the hospital?
0/10 Immersion broken.
>Turns out the princess is now a dragon
How the fuck...?
That is not upright.
people. just don't respond to the faggot who keeps talking shit. He won't stop until you do.
I believe I may have found the origin for my love of monster girls.
Reptiles cannot fucking regulate their body temperature you dipshit. There's a reason why they are called cold-blooded
>Succubus schlicks human
>She turns into a Succubus
It's demonic energy, it basically operates on the principle of "bullshit"
Have the ugliest mg pic I have
>hurr durr I have no argument so I'm just gonna call him a faggot
that was good anon please write more.
Nah, it's just the thing he told me you can get away with if your already really far into the relationship. If you get the more rebellious chicks. If you're lucky. and you get them a tiny bit drunk.
Don't get caught. Ever. Getting caught means SHAMFUR DISPRAY. Dishonor, Dishonor for everybody. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dishonor on your whole family.
This nigga poked a hornet's nest.
I like lamias as much as the next guy but my love for ass, hips and thighs is too great. That's why dragons, salamanders and lizard-men are the superior reptiles.
Has bromont ever came back to these threads?
He pokes in every once in a while.
>No Micheah sex
>No Micheah boobjob
>No Micheah blowjob
>No Micheah anal
I'm still mad
>No mention of Cerea
I don't think s-she's that ugly
>That's why dragons, salamanders and lizard-men are the superior reptiles
A reasonable man at last.
He popped in a while ago and did so a bit before that. Like the other anon said he shows up every so often.
Needs to be pulled over.
That's pretty cute, here, have this in exchange:
Replace the female cast of one of your favorite games with Monster Girls.
How is it/how much has changed?
At least she has legs.
>Implying I like horse pussy
Let's not do this, anon.
Nothing that much wrong with the girl.
IT has just been drawn horribly.
Delicious bipedal reptilians.
You know, i'd colorfag the Monster Girl Journal hentai things with the centaur, but I don't wanna get banned by some butthurt fag who hates on the final vaginal frontier.
>Implying I'm that petty
Stop making bad assumptions of me, anon. That hurts my feelings.
Feel free to colour the centaur things, I won't report you. Can't say the same about the others, though.
That's why you host it offsite.
Put it on imigur or w/e that site is.
Just give the colored horse pussy already, I can't stand people talking about whether having sex with snakes is good or not.
It'll be a while.
Monster girls are my favourite type of girls.
But fuck Kitty girls, those don't count.
>fuck Kitty girls
That fucking Juice box.
I do believe i have a new fetish for the scrapbook
Don't know if want
no fuck this, fuck that fuck cats.
Read until the end, faggot.
Nah, it's all good Anon.
Garage kits, you'll never have one.
Just like our monster waifus then.
Apparently his gf was a slut so it's fine
How is that a bad thing? Feet are ugly.
>IN THE AAARMS OF AN AAANGEL
My God. That thick ass! I need to take care of something.
So about that there Bookwurm...
Wasn't her story in the works before ushi?
What a flaming faggot.
I merged what was there into Ushi, but it can be unmerged simply enough.
We can go lewder.
Cyoa-anon here, would anyone like to continue and hopefully finish Pally-quest?
Paladins are the bringers of suffering and death!
They will slaughter your families and eat your children!
Paladins are devils that try to sever your ties to your beloved monstergirls!
You should destroy all paladins on sight!
Why do monster girls need humans to reproduce again?
Thousand pls go.
Do it on anonquest this time
I've been waiting since morning man
Fallen God and Chief Gods are both shits. Choose option 3 for a utopia of coexistence.
Because there are no male monsters and only human sperm can get them pregnant.
human men make spirit energy which is a necessary supplement in the majority of monster girl diets. Human woman also need it but they can pick it up naturally. also creampies.
Cecaelia>Hobgoblin>Cyclops>everything else in complicated order that is hard to explain
You mean deathtrap?
Paladins use chief god as a mere shell! One cannot be sure if the chief god even exists anymore!
>WAHH LETS VOTE TWO BECAUSE WE WANT TO FUCK AGATHA
fucking pathetic, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. but this is /a/ so you faggots will put a slim chance at pussy on a pedestal, and continue the cycle of the chief god because you want your dicks wet
Sure as long as it's not
It's more of a "fuck off to a city beneath the waves" thing. Not really rapture, but it's the only underwater city I've got a picture of.
Hound don't make me eat you.
Normally I would vote waifu too, but I actually kind of agree with you here.
but anon, arachne>everything else
I'm sorry, I promise it will end quickly.
okay then. Pastebin here. http://pastebin.com/yfKGWKwK
“I’m sorry Agatha, I can’t.” You shake her grip on your shoulder and smile apologetically. She turns to you with a terrified look as she covers her mouth in shock. “A-Anon… You wouldn’t!” She reaches out for you almost desperately but you block her hand. “It has to be this way.” You repeat the last words the centaur told you, only now understanding what she meant.
“You should try fighting for what you believe in some time Anon, not for a king or a god or anyone else!” the bishops mouth curled into a wise smile that reminded you of his expression the first time you met. The silence entombed the entire cathedral safe the clicking of your metal boots against the marble as you approached him.
His arms were outstretched and welcoming as you walked closer to him. Behind you could hear the slight gasps of despair escaping Agatha’s throat as you approached the tall slime figure.
“I’ll rid this world of pointless wars Anon.” Your hand slipped into his and you shook heartily before he brought you in close for a hug. Even now you could feel the warmth of the organs beating delicately beneath his cloak like tiny hearts, a literal fog of demonic energy forming around him. “Maybe… I was wrong about you.” You said as he pat your back and welcomed you into his revolution. “You’re not egomaniacal…”
1. "You’re batshit INSANE!" (MGR fighting style)
2. Extend arm (Asura’s wrath fighting style
3. Skip to epilogue (You actually accept)
4. Custom option (I have no idea)
It has to be this way.
Move to Zipangu?
3, the good end.
I'm afraid of what might happen.
What does a Hound taste like?
3 Just because it seems like an interesting as fuck ending and I want to know how the organ suit is gonna solve famine and war
>2. Extend arm (Asura’s wrath fighting style)
>tfw monster girl threads now reject all humanoids and only enjoy lizard or kitsune or pony people
whatever faggot vampire still counts
Ignore waifufaggots the same way you ignore inquisitor faggots
2. Extend arm.
This guy is even worse than Armstrong. Nothing good will come out of this
Eating Hound is like eating a giant ball of Ferrero Rocher, his soft chocolatey outside bitter enough to keep you away from the tangy center broken dreams and the after taste of caramel mixed with cinammon.
>2. Extend arm (Asura’s wrath fighting style
I'm gonna say 2.
Is Hound a black guy?
>2. Extend arm (Asura’s wrath fighting style
All this pick number 2 samefaggotry.
Choose 3 (or 4, where you rob his suit and kill the gods yourself)
With a dick that big he must be.
>1. "You’re batshit INSANE!" (MGR fighting style)
This is not nanomachines, son.
Whiter than white.
Though, thankfully I get pretty bronze during the summer due to having some indian blood.
Option 2, please.
Bonus points if we summon arms made out of holy energy to add to the beat down.
How the fuck is that edgy
fuck off back to >>>/v/
3 sounds good to me
Doesn't Neptune or Poseidon or whatever cut dealswith both of them all the time in settings?
What if he decides to fuck your city over
You know what I want.
Can you explain again how his plan was going to work with those organs that make us basically into monster men and it'd solve famine and war cyoa-anon? I didn't quite get how it'd work when you explained it last night but I'll still stick to my answer cause I want to see you work your magic
>That entire fucking fight
>I AM WYZEN OF THE SEVEN DEITIES
>ASURA THE TRAITOR, ASURA THE DESTRUCTOR
>YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
>That giant Texas sized FINGER TIP
>I REMEMBER NOW
>HOKUTO HYAKURETSU KEN
>OMAE WA MO GO FUCK YOURSELF
You yourself imply that you're new with that kind of post, anon.
You sure told me /a/non
Yeah, about your opinion? Right into the trashbin.
>Asura’s wrath fighting style
You just had to go mention one of my favourite games. 2!
> she tries to kiss him
> he recoils in terror
> sadly returns to just noshing his dick
man is the true monster ;_;
>responding to a post more than 12 hours old
Okay then there was a part that I didn't put into his monologue because it would probably double it in length but the jist of what he was going to say was that demonic energy is a catalyst through which acts of magic can be preformed, a sort of stem cell in terms of biology from which you could call forth other types of energy. Since each of those tiny organs could do the job of ten men in one day without requiring any physical activities what the bishop had planned was to create artificial biomechanical creatures made up almost entirely of those organs and placed into a coma. Through the energy these creatures create the bishop planned to harness untold amounts of energy to power himself up into a near literal god capable of warping reality through the use of demonic energy and in that way create his own army made up of super powered soldiers injected and connected to this new source of energy and declare war on the demon lord and the chief god.
or something like that. The basis of it all is that demonic energy can be transformed into other forms of energy in order to create food and supplies as well as other things that could be used to build and sustain his new empire.
I can't even really tell what's going on in this picture.
Could you at least finish drawing it first next time?
>Not literally so angry that he fucking blew up a fleet just by SCREAMING
We're a paladin. We don't think about saving as many as we can, we think about saving everyone. We don't think about whether it's possible or not to save everyone, we rush in and fight for it anyways, because that's what we believe. Sure, maybe the bishop's solution could bring peace, but if that peace is built on the corpses of the innocent, then that's a peace we want no part of.
So basically it's ADAM?
Option 3 Confirmed.
Remember, this all started with his men trying to hurt Kitsune Imouto.
Just when Paladinfags couldn't be more Superman Gary Stu, you post.
This doesn't really sound like he plans on world peace. More like another egomaniac on a power trip.
If we were a paladin, then we would have killed the litch, broken the skeleton and ended agatha for becoming undead.
You don't get to cherry pick your paladin moments. And we've acted nothing like a paladin so far, we're closer to pic related
>bishop had planned was to create artificial biomechanical creatures made up almost entirely of those organs and placed into a coma. Through the energy these creatures create the bishop planned to harness untold amounts of energy to power himself up into a near literal god capable of warping reality
That sounds like it could end up in a The Matrix type apocalypse situation.
2. Extend arm (Asura’s wrath fighting style
We're doing this shit. Chief god, give us strength!
>No such thing as moral fags trying to do the write thing.
That was supposed to be a picture of Andrew Ryan, what the fuck happened?
How are we a black knight?
We are a warrior at this point, neutral or chaotic good or neutral.
Above all, a paladin is lawful good. I wish I had the screencap for /tg/ about the stages of lawful good, that would help get the point across.
That's what they're supposed to be.
Just a reminder that in monster girl world the best profession to ever have is and always will be as a Summoner.
It's be peaceful for him. In the way that no one could do anything he doesn't say is correct without getting killed for it.
It's the same thing that the gods are doing but without the cycles of human or monster dominance.
Implying black knights aren't (true)neutral
>Black Knight =! evil
Just like any world.
> what is Lawful Stupid
Come on, even D&D itself despises this attitude
>And we've acted nothing like a paladin so far
I don't think that's true anon.
>Black Knights are evil
Extend that arm boy!
But remember to slap potential epilogue in pastebin if you can be bothered.
Then why aren't they just called knights if they are neutral?
Shh! don't let the mortals know.
Because they wear black armour(most of the time) and disrespect authority, so the Lords named them black knights and outlaws, because they don't pledge fealty to a lord or king
The stuff you write is good, you should post it all instead of cutting it out imo
Pretty sure my parents told me not to play with fire, Anon. Fire is how you burn down people's houses and the house's people. Not fun.
Seems evil to me.
And not like we were particularly fight crazed either.
> be elemental summoner
> blessed via a covenant with the very spirit of the land itself; nourishing and wrathful in equal measure
> true neutral all up in dis bitch
> 100 years later
> succubi begin shitting black corruption all over the land
> the rivers run red, the sky turns black, the plants turn purple in a grotesque mockery of nature
> O great calamity! What can we do, spirit?
> "Why don't you come here and fuck me, stud?"
Elementals are an atrocity
>He fights in order to fight
That's selfishness not evil.
>THERE IS ALWAYS SOME FOOL WHO TRIES TO RULE THE WORLD
>USING OTHERS TO DO FOR THEM WHAT THEY CANNOT DO FOR THEMSELVES
>THAT IS WHY I WILL NOT PAY
>NOR SHALL I BE PAID TO
>ABOVE ALL ELSE
>I WILL NEVER
> You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight"
>Succusluts in charge of NOT ruining everything
You don't try to kiss someone after letting him starve for 3 days
ave nex alea
>Not wearing black because it's the most fashionable color
He has friends too!
You've become a much better writer, cyoa-anon.
I'm a little envious.
That depends on who he fights.
For instance fighting and killing random farmers is evil, but fighting some random army is neutral.
>Fighting farmers who pose no challenge
>Worthy of a black knights time
That's like playing Dark souls on super easy mode
fucking hell can somebody type out dark matters description for me I've been trying for 20 minutes now and I can barely make any sense of it at all.
That's why I'm saying his actions need context.
Also Dark Souls doesn't even have an easy mode. Or mode selection for that matter.
>Being true neutral
>Giver of every bit of life contained within the earth
>Grower of every fruit and vegetable imaginable
>Has to occasionally compensate with an earthquake here and their because of people digging through shit for no raisin
>The state of the earth affecting the spirit
>Not the state of the spirit affecting they earth
>Not being the reason the succubus were able to give their corruption a foothold after you accidentally her decency
Your a weak ass summoner with weak ass spirits
>Dark Souls Black Knights
Which writer are you? Sloth?
Yo dem Black Knights are dicks. Chasin me around the Undead Parish all the time and shit.
No, that isn't Lawful Stupid. Lawful Stupid is when Drizz't is giving candy to babies and you smite him because he's Drow. Smiting somebody who is actually doing evil is Lawful Good.
There was never any such thing. Black knights are purely a literary foil to white knights.
For the purposes of RPGs like this, Paladin is Lawful Good, Blackguard is Lawful Evil, and Knight is anything else.
>they were lolicons
Too bad that everyone there are all old as shit undead people or gods/demons.
Lawful stupid could also be killing someone because they stole some food to feed their kids, because that's still a crime even if justifiable.
Oh and then there is the third black knight bro.
He is probably evil. Or atleast rude and mean.
Oh great, trading one crazy mofo with the power to control the destiny of the human race for another. Great!
>You will never NTR your Monster Girl waifu with a human girl, only for her to be NTRd by your exMonster Girl waifu who gets you back, who then NTRs you with another man, who then NTRs your exMonster Girl waifu with your exhuman girl
He is at the very least a sadist.
I don't even know what the fuck you just said but you still need to leave
I was going to say get out, but I don't even know WHAT the fuck is going on in that situation you posted. Who is cheating on who at that point? What is even going on?
Oh, it gets better.
Is 2 to join bishop and fight agatha asura wrath style? I never played that game so I'm not familiar if that gesture means to side with someone or to sucker punch them.
Makes sense that they would be masochists since they like to get stabbed in the back all the time.
>Tfw you will never be chastised by a loli
You browsing /a/ at work bobanon? Or you got a day off/ on break?
>You will never be a Paladin chastised by your Priest waifu for being lewd
In asura's wrath, before the last battle you're given a prompt to "extend arm". It looks like it means to shake the hand BBEG's offering. But when you press it you punch him in the face instead.
In other words, we're going to knock Bishop's teeth out.
This is when I normally get home. Just haven't bothered making anything to eat yet.
I plan on delving into some backstory tonight.
Where my Chaos knight bros at?
Io best girl.
CK ntr'ed by tony.
BEEP BOOP ZZZOOOMMMMMMM
You separated from his embrace and he smiled warmly at you. “Come now, and join your sister.” He lowered his hand in an almost mechanical manner and an orb of light shimmered into existence in his hand. It glowed ephemerally and grew in size until it was as large as your legs. The orb popped and out fell your Kitsune imouto.
Her confused face looked up at you with tears forming in her eyes. “Onii-chan!” She screamed before stumbling to her feet and running to your embrace. She buried her face into your mantel as always while sobbing lightly and you held her close to you.
“I am counting on you.” The bishop floated toward you with his feet lightly scraping the ground and his hands held out to you with a warm smile. You looked at his smiling face, only now you could see nothing except your own imouto crying and the only sound you heard were her sobs as she clung to you. The rage swelled in your chest and the sound of blood in your ears pumped rapidly. The bishop extended his hand once more and waited patiently for you to do the same.
You grit your teeth seeing the way he smiled so freely. Your skin felt burning hot with anger and your fingers twitched with the desire to tear him to shreds. It all concentrated into your fist. The emotional turmoil drained itself from your body and straight into your hand. You breathed out and looked up at him one last time with a slight grin before extending your hand.
Your arm sped forward faster than sound itself. The fist formed itself naturally augmented with your rage and the power of your spirit energy condensed into one point in your body. You weren’t even sure of what happened until you heard the sound of his face crunching.
Time slowed down and you could pinpoint exactly every second as he recoiled from the impact of your punch. His body seemed to vibrate as it flew away from you and into the air.
The only reaction he had time for was to widen his eyes as he was sent blasted through the room. His body like ragdoll shook until making impact with the stained glass chapel which now shattered into a million pieces.
The sound of the glass hitting the floor was a crescendo of notes crying out one after the other and his body stood poised like a cross against the bent metal frame where the glass previously decorated the walls. You stood up and told your imouto to go to Agatha.
She nodded her head nervously before doing so and stumbling to the now shocked wight. “I refuse!” You screamed at the crush body of the bishop. His hands quivered and his face looked at you with a certain anger.
“I will destroy you and your so called world!” You drew your sword from its scabbard and swept it to the side in a long slash. The bishop rocked his head forward to the sound of the metal twisting and scowled “That is unlikely!” His voice bounced of the walls giving the illusion of resonating from every wall at once.
The metal frame collapsed all at once leaving the bishops floating body standing above you, now the sunglight streamed in from behind him giving him an almost sacred touch. Demonic energy swirled all around him and his robes turned a golden color. “Weak, very weak!” He screamed as 10 arms made of concentrated demonic energy came into existence as well as two long metal poles headed with blades which he held at arms length.
All at once he bolted forward with his poles held in your direction. Your knightly instinct kicked in and you set yourself to parry one and dodge the other, of course this only worked for a second as his 3rd set of arms then grabbed your sword by the hilt and ripped it away. “Give in boy!” He screamed as his arms pummeled you until you collapsed. The world seemed to spin around you with his face hovering over you “I expected more from you Anon” Both of his staffs raised over his head and charged with energy ready to fall down on you. You were tempted to let it as fatigue coursed through your veins, you closed your eyes and heard the voice her voice calling out to you, it said…
1. “Aren’t you a Paladin!? Get up!” (Agatha powerup)
2. “Onii-chan would never lose!!” (Imouto powerup)
3. “You don’t get to die just yet!!” (Lich powerup)
2. THE POWER OF LOOOOOOVE
4.TAKE YOUR ACT UTILITARIANISM AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR EGOTIST ASS.
The lich is clearly the most powerful in our party
We already took Asura's path, we might as well keep up the figure of a father/brother.
FOR THE FAMILY!
I take that back.
LET US BECOME KNIGHT OF THE REALM!
Sorry, KoTR on /tg/...
>WARNING 404 IMMANENT
That said option 1.
Then 2. Then 3.
I want this to be a battle to end all battles.
4."No more gods only justice."(Paladin power-up)
I take it you replied to the wrong post?
In true sloth fashion, you were too slow.
While it would be awesome to hear lich's voice again
2. Mother fucking imouto power
I've never seen a more better time to use this image
My niggas. First we take one power up, then when the inevitable second boss form comes up we power up again, then third form and final power up for the finish.
Faggots who try to stir shit up between them.
I wrote it thinking of her. Kasumi is truly a wondrous imouto.
Can't keep a good lich down
>Liking the possessive/yandere imouto when there were so many other good girls in WCW
You don't know how much I love you cyoa-anon
I want to see the Lich again before the ending of this tale.
3 for the Undead.
Also hey another Indofag are you still here
Just leaving this for you to have fun with.
yan is that you?
Nigga. What the fuck is that shit?
>7 votes for Automata girl
Damn, that honestly sounds like i'd be a good story.
that would be http://strawpoll.me/1129635
Some old things that were fun in their time.
How many people visit these threads?
Scylla mad professor sounds wonderful
sadly almost nobody voted for it
>People voted for horse pussy
Glad I'm not alone
Thousand pls go.
It's just verd proxy voting while the other 16 people actually voted.
It's an old poll, not 117 in the last 10 minutes.
While I'm sure it had a bit beforehand there are a surprising amount of people who just lurk.
How's about some battle music?
>Anybody not wanting to bang their centaur partner while she's in a rut
>Not wanting to ride that filly and make her whinny
Damnit verd go away
I've made like 2 posts in this thread and they were at least an hour old, but okay.
I could not resist.
It is my best work after all.
Who needs sleep anyway?
This poll is almost 3 months old.
Why hasn't it been made into an MG yet.
It'd be hilariously unstoppable.
You still never delivered on Dragon saving the Knight from the Princess.
KC Behemoth when?
KC Leviathan when?
KC Zizz when?
KC Illithid when?
KC Tarrasque when?
KC Phoenix when?
KC Valkyrie when?
KC Shark when?
KC Hydra when?
Paladins aren't obligated to follow unjust laws, else they'd be screwed every time they went to an evil kingdom. The ideal is to be both Lawful AND Good, not that Law must be Good or that Good must be Law.
It evolved into current Dragon and Knight story.
We can look at alternative options for reparations.
Why are KC's MGs are fucking god tiers
Wait, where the hell is this story?
Just as a reminder: your dick has a massive tumor in it
3. This is the part where everyone we've met over the course of our journey, including the bread lady and the innkeeper and the guards and the centaur and the prioress, all showing up to help us in our hour of need despite the improbability and several of them being dead.