You wake up as a girl, what's your next course of action?
After you masturbate, obviously.
Cry tears of happiness because my dream has finally come true.
I find a Chad and fuck him.
Turn on the pc and watch anime duh.
Find a BF and stream for easy money
>After you masturbate, obviously.
I haven't thought that far yet
Do so many things involving hips.
I've always wanted to wear a dress. Girls are so lucky, dresses are so fucking cute. I want to look cute in a dress. But no, I'd look like a faggot with my man body. The most fashionable thing a guy can do in summer is wear nice shorts.
Complete fucking bullshit.
Find out if it's a retroactive change, body swap, or just a random thing. Eitehr way I try on pretty cloths.
Take it easy
Find a cute /a/non and love him forever.
go on my day like normal. I already am a girl
Suck a dick or two.
>you will never actually wake up as a girl
Aw damn it, OP, now you've gotten me sad.
Dress like a slut and flaunt my assets in public and get off to people eye-raping me.
You're not the only one.
Get back to shitposting.
Make a thread on /a/ and try to get as many anons near my location to come gangbang me and tape it.
Dress up like Kobato.
2.Try on girly clothes
3. Become the biggest whore ever
Then become a nerdy /a/non's love slave.
You can still wear a kilt anon
Cry that I didn't suck a dick while I was a guy.
Then go on to find some lesbians.
wear a white sundress
Find more cute girls and partake of the cute things we can now do.
Stand naked in front of a mirror and call myself fat.
Date lonely guys for shit-ton of money, but never let them fuck me. Then do whatever the hell i want cause i be rich boi!
>Make sweets for all eternity
It's the only real choice.
If I'm stuck like that, I'm definitely going to grow my hair out more. Everything else about her looks nice.
Do this but just to give them company.
Damn it OP, now I'm going to go cry into my female friend's shoulder about how jealous I am of her form.
but we're all little girls here, OP
Probably be a little depressed that I'm still a social retard.
Some people aren't made for this
This guy deserves it.
Find a master to serve.
Shit fuckin' thread
Do you really think you'd be able to sell your body that easily? Not to mention, why do you assume you'd look GOOD? You'll be fat, 3DPD, have shitty acne, floppy pancake breasts, and no ass among a myriad of other problems.
Just look at any tranny, about 1% of them actually look like a girl.
I think that if I was a girl I'd be pretty good looking.
If in doubt, just masturbate some more.
Look outside. How many girls out there look as you have described? Not many.
I thought we were talking about 2D.
I mean, judging by OPs pic, and the lack of a reddit logo at the top of the page.
Are you good looking as a man? Do you have a perfect masculine figure, with good skin and hair? No? Then why assume you would as a girl?
Right after I'm done schlicking myself to the point of dehydration.
because grills that look like that are usually neets like us.
Because he doesn't have a masculine figure...?
Live my life approximately then same just a bit happier.
I have a good masculine figure except my height, good skin and hair.
Now what, faggotroid?
I'm not a NEET tho.
If you look good and you're fit, you can be bald and it won't matter.
I don't care how many times I've posted similar in this thread. It is my dream to be a short, wide-hipped blondie called Annie and you just reminded me that dream will never come true.
reminds me of this http://vndb.org/v6508
Don't give up yet bro. The future is right around the corner.
I'd hate to become a girl, it would honestly ruin my life.
>Go out and buy tampons, cute clothes and a dildo
>Get home and figure out how to put the bra
15 minutes later
>Masturbate one more time
>Get fucked by some random guy
For one second I thought it was real. Fuck you a/
>Get fucked by some random guy
Why do you guys like this?
Wouldn't it be better to find a cute /a/non who will love you and hug you as you make love with him? M-maybe even hold your hand?
There's a disturbingly low a mount of dick sucking in this thread.
Thank goodness you're here now!
And whore myself to anons.
Hmm, assuming nothing else changed, buy some clothes, make-up, and probably (assuming 3dpd) normal feminine toiletries. If all that is already in place then skip it.
Then try on clothes, probably break down crying multiple times because I'd be so happy. Eventually work up the courage to go out in public. As long as I retain the experiences I had as a guy I'd probably understand guys better than other women so hopefully I'd be able to avoid the scumbags pretty easily and find a cute guy (maybe girl) to fall in love with. My personality would fit being a girl already so not much would have to change I don't think.
That's not what I meant at all.
Masturbate some more?
Closet homos in this entire thread
I'm on the try on girl clothes boat. Sometimes I feel envious that they have so many choices and styles.
Being complety honest, I'm too shy to do that level of lewd, I'd probably just try to find a nice guy (despite how he may look) and try to become a real waifu
Masturbating isn't nearly enough at that point, I'd need to use the map and find a cute anon near me. I'd edge for days until I could finally meet him.
Welcome aboard mate
Welcome to a/
>How am I going to explain this to my work?
>How do I explain this to my doctor? How soon do I visit a gyno?
>Gotta buy new wardrobe
>Gotta buy cosmetics
>Gotta learn how to use said cosmetics
Changing sexes would be expensive as fuck.
Can't I just stay in bed playing with my new body?
I've got like two pants, two shoes, five shirts, and five underwears, and some socks.
Sure I'd fill my home with clothing if I was a cute girl, but being a boy I don't really care.
Get pregnant and have children then live a fulfilling live with my husbandu.
I'd be a lesbian.
Don't forget about the overall loss of physical ability, regardless of how fit or unfit you were before.
Worrying about getting raped (because all men become hot girls, that's the law) as well would suck.
Same here, just because I'd be a girl doesn't mean I'd suddenly be homo.
Go to my local annual anime event and cosplay as Chris of course.
That last part
I think so too, but eventually the curiosity would overtake me. I'd have to have a dick or 2 just to see what it's like. If it's really that good I wouldn't go back.
Meh, I don't really do anything that requires high physical strength or stamina so that doesn't bother me. I would like to stay the same height, it would suck balls to go down to ~5'3
but what if you are both girls
That's fine too anon.
Why worry? I'll just carry my katana wherever I go, it's been folded over 1 gorillion times, over all.
Can I be Tsubasa? Can we kiss?
nigga u gay
How is this a question?
>How am I going to explain this to my work?
Call in sick to give yourself some time to plan.
>How do I explain this to my doctor? How soon do I visit a gyno?
Don't. Just don't see the old doctor and find a new one.
>Gotta buy new wardrobe
>Gotta buy cosmetics
Just buy one of everything. Expensive, but not bad.
>Gotta learn how to use said cosmetics
>Don't forget about the overall loss of physical ability, regardless of how fit or unfit you were before.
No great loss. Not like I was ever built.
>Worrying about getting raped (because all men become hot girls, that's the law) as well would suck.
Don't live in a shithole, carry pepper spray.
I don't care if it's a boy, a girl or genderless.
I just want to feel loved once in my life.
but yeah, i'd prob just jam dildos in my holes then play dressup. i already have a bread and butter outfit: tights and shorts with whatever on top. long, thick hair would also be nice to play with
>Not getting your gf a vibrating, ejaculating strap on.
Dicks just can't compare anymore
It's more the legal part. Like explaning how did you got a free ilegal sex reassignment surgery, changing IDs, and so on.
The loss of testosterone-fueled strength, stamina, and energy would suck, but that last one would be more than offset by the easing of the crippling depression.
Please anon. You are going to give me a heart attack.
Fuck that shit, I'm becoming a nomad.
But what if you were born an ugly girl?
I love you anon
Masturbate with a girl
>4chan will never use their collective ronriness to fuel the creation of the matrix
Is cryostasis possible yet?
Assess to see how old I am. Mainly hope I am a non black cute little girl of at least 6 years old.
Luckily my country is retarded and you can change your legal gender without giving any reason or anything.
We're at the dawn of the waifu age. Rejoice.
But what if I want to be my waifu
So the MC of strike the blood turned into a girl? Why?
Find a girl and doki doki the fuck out of her
why has kurapika not been turned into a girl yet
Because he is at his peak as a boy
Well, you what? I guess that's just your opinion man, I disagree, but that's just me.
I wish it could reach as warm as you send it anon.
Fondle boobs, take a piss, stand naked in front of mirror
Well I'm about to go to the gym so I become a sick cunt and then munch carpet.
But /a/, what if you're as ugly as you were when you were a boy?
>tfw the only time someone said they loved me was on /a/
Go shopping for cute clothes.
1. whore self out for a ton of money (virgin pussy)
2. drink girly drinks because I can
3. street race and show cops tits for no ticket
4. get w/friends lesbian sister
5. freak friends out
6. post on 4chan
7. sue coworkers for sex harassment
8. sell used panties for $
9. try out sex toys
10. make contract w/kyubey to get penis back
As long as you keep somewhat fit, you'll probably be okay, Anon
If I was a chick I'd fuck me.
Considering I just woke up I assume the first thing I'd do is take a piss.
Are you black?
I get that you want to defend your own race and everything but how can you defend being a black little girl? The scorn of all little girls? The one's that never get love and can never do cute things while being cute? It's truly nature's greatest folly.
After masturbating with various mail order dildos
A 3DPD told me once.
A week after I rejected her she got a boyfriend.
It felt strangely bad.
Become a reverse trap and try to live my life as close as before as I can.
The excitement of being found out is a plus
Already a girl but if I woke up as a guy I would masterbate because I've never done it before
probably masturbate using a table corner.
Fuck the reverse trap part. I'd just go full dude in a girls body.
>I've never done it before
Because you're constantly knee deep in dicks?
Is this enough love for you anon?
Definitely this. Only if I don't have to buy an entire new wardrobe.
Not that anon, but it's a bit depressing.
Now that I think about it, it's kind of creepy but meh I did it for that anon
Try on my serafuku and other dresses.
Yes, I am Black, and I must say I don't agree with you at all. Listen, I've seen cute little girls of all races, bro. Black, White, Indian, Native American, Asian, and guess what, I've seen ugly, annoying brats of all those races, too. So, you know, I just don't agree with you. You can think Black little girls are nasty, that's fine, after all, it's what appeals to YOU, but, I don't agree with you, man, sorry.
I'd kill myself because women are irrational creatures. Even if I were to keep my mind it'd eventually erode due to the female hormones and soon I'd turn into 3DPD not just in body but in mind as well.
but before that happens I will masturbate so much. So much.
No because I think its weird for girls so I don't, at least not yet.
That's fucking hilarious.
assuming i'm cute
I would start streaming on twitch on some game like SCII, DOTA, DayZ, LOL or some other game that is popular steadly getting better and better at the game, while gaining a small but loyal fanbase, then accidentally leak that i'm a girl, I would get all the white kinights and the cynical gurl-gamer haters on my side
I then would buy a villa in spain with all the money from donations
at least another /a/non has pledged their love for me
i love you too
>Bought cute & frilly clothes
>Implying you didn't wake up being a fat landwhale
My girlfriend kept asking about my dick and what it was like to be able to have sniper accuracy while peeing.
This. I've always wanted to know what it would feel like to stroke my own dick.
You sicken me
It isn't weird at all Don't let the patriarchy tell you a girl can't enjoy her body like a man can.
Stroke an empty water bottle.
Now make it less plastic-y, fleshier, tougher, warmer, stickier, and overall lewder, combined with that double-feeling you get when you touch any part of your own body.
That's what stroking your own cock is like.
>/a/ - Blogs
I'm also afraid of breaking my hymn. I still believe in the marriage before sex since my mom did it. Not like I'll ever get married anyway
What in the fuck.
I'm calling fake
So pure it should be illegal.
Not them, but not all girls are whores.
Post on /a/.
That gif is so cute
Let me guess
Your name is Chad
>doesn't want to suck a futadick
If I woke up as a girl I would search for a qt futa (trap will do) to make me a slut.
I would still let a futa/trap pound me non-stop, without waking up as a gril.
Aww shit this thread is ranma
get the fuck out
Do shit loads of cardio to get rid of my love handles then cam whore on twitch for $$$
You do realize it's already "broken" right? How else do you think girls are able to pass blood when they're on their period?
This. I'd consider myself a solid 6/10 at least, and I'm quite skinny. I'd totally do a female me because thats exactly what my league is and I'm okay with it.
>girl can't find a cock
Sure, I'm sure it's really hard on you.
It's not like you're trapped in your house.
Go out and meet people.
Some girls actually have a hymen with no holes. This becomes a problem when they start menstruating and it needs to be pierced to allow for the menstrual discharges to exit their body.
That fucking narration almost killed me, had to pause it halfway through.
Tell my favorite steambro I finally turned into a girl so it isn't gay if I have a crush on him.
Then proceed to do lewd stuff for him.
Why're you hung up about your hymen? Even for women who are virgins who have noticably hymens, it's rare to have one undamaged into your 20s. No one expects it. Physical activity, masturbation, medical procedures, tampons, etc.
>not being a hikki
That's kinda cute.
>mfw guys I know tease me a bit too much, shame I'm a guy ;_;
I'm going to do it sometime this year, sorry anons. Obviously first fap goes to Boku no Pico
Its true but you don't have to believe me.
>She's a girl too
>you're still homosexual
Tell us how it goes.
Also post pics
Mourn the loss of my beautiful penis.
I got tired at 26 of being alone and watching anime characters have better relationships than I did. The soft inside of a thigh is worth losing /a/'s acceptance.
Femanons are like anons they have some friends but rather spend their time on /a/ and watching chinese cartoons.
Because I can still go outside and be anti-social.
At some point everything becomes a tad depressing.
Tell us. How did you do it? Share your wisdom.
I don't want to be a wizard
You know you can just rub your clit, right? Most women don't experience vaginal orgasms anyway, so you won't be missing anything.
Whatever you do, don't search for imperforate hymen on Youtube.
If that's the case, then why do I keep hearing about how much more intense/just overall better the female orgasm is?
I am legitimately curious as to how it would feel like.
Still pure enough.
That's assuming she can get to an orgasm
I think it's some 50% of women haven't had a true vaginal orgasm
Why would I hook up with some nerd that watches Chinese cartoons?
You guys would start crying like dumb bitches once you figure out masturbation for a girl is not as easy as just sticking something up your vagoo and will wish to have a dick again within less than 5 minutes
no /a/ stop what are you doing
you're supposed to be gay
The truth is that the ones I get along with the best are too far and hikki to ever meet. They are the best 'bro' candidates. Riparoni pasta all day. ;_;
Because it is better. It's just most women experience orgasm from clitoral stimulation. The rest is men thinking they're useful for anything beyond fathering children.
No 3D on /a/ anon plus I wouldn't do something like that and I'm 16
I'll try both, I guess.
Does fondling my boobs count as masturbating? Cuz I'd prob do that for a while.
Pfft casual. I think masturbation for males is far too easy as it is, I need a challenge.
And being able to dress in cute clothes triumphs all, even a menstrual cycle.
I just feel like /a/nons are my only friends.
Like, I get really excited and happy whenever someone on /a/ tells me that he loves me.
I am a girl and I like girls. Does that ease your mind?
Should also note that girls don't always look to get their big O when having sex.
They often get sexually satisfied through foreplay and regular sex.
Well duh, we're all girls that like girls here.
>Not just wearing dude clothes as a girl
only if you're a little girl
>If that's the case, then why do I keep hearing about how much more intense/just overall better the female orgasm is?
Female orgasm = woman having an orgasm you twit. Are you sure you're female?
Vaginal orgasms aren't that common. Most women like the satisfying feeling of having something in the vagina, and it adds to the pleasure, but most of the experience comes from rubbin your nubbin. Outside of what you see in porn I'd guess your average female masturbation involves a small toy in the vag and furiously rubbing the clit. I know some women who don't like insertions, too.
Go have sex with a friend
For the okay ones, it's a give and take sort of deal.
Some aren't as nice, they expect you to give it to them.
Why do you think they often fake orgasms? Girls are not as sensible as hentai makes it look
>How am I going to explain this to my work?
It falls off sometimes. Then just answer everything else with I guess.
Go have sex with my nerdy black friend.
I love you faggot cunt
>not answering with 'for the time being'
>Why do you think they often fake orgasms?
Because they think their guy expects them to cum instantly and they don't want to let them down. Women don't seem to realize this actually is bad for their sex lives since the dude never learns how to get them off properly.
>I know some women who don't like insertions
What does them liking it have to do with anything?
When the context makes sense, fagtron.
love you too
Girls only fake orgasms if they think the guy they're fucking is an insecure manchild
Right of course. So what is the big deal?
I used to be one of those
>Pure girl on /a/
Will you be my waifu?
>if they think the guy they're fucking is an insecure manchild
There are two types of men when it comes to sex, insecure manchildren, and assholes who don't give a shit about the woman enjoying it.
It's a bodyswap and occurs in episode 13.
I would despair because I have a connective tissue disorder where I have to be really strong to keep my body together.
Now that i'm a girl I have no testosterone and I can kiss my gains and any hope of achieving my desired musculature goodbye.
I would be doomed to a life of chronic pain and I would kill myself.
If I didn't have my disorder after I woke up as a girl I would masturbate.
You sound like a friend of mine.
Who also visits /a/.
Who I secretly have a crush on, but will never say anything, but I'll continue to sabotage our friendship.
Yup. Guys are either neurotic about their performance or don't give a shit as long as they cum.
I've never had a dick in me.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious, though.
you're still long past the expiration date
You must live in a really small bubble
Sorry anon. I have a husbando and I'm not pure I've held hands with a guy for 3 seconds. I'm not cute anymore either. It all went down hill since I turned 15. But when in my 20s I dream of dating an anon.
Damn, I'm blogging. Sorry. Time for sleep. Good night.
WHAT A TWEEST
I want ksg to leave.
You should tell him/her.
/a/non love stories are the best.
Where do you live? I have a friend on /a/ as well.
Is that what they talk about nowadays? Last I checked it was about 3D cripplefucking.
I wouldn't masturbate to be honest, but I would be happy because now the world is in easy mode.
Is being a little girl as wonderful as they say?
>for three seconds
Woah holy shit I wouldn't touch even with a five feet stick.
>step outside to get mail
>instantly get gangraped for a few hours
>they have pictures now so you have to do what they say
>prostitute for life, except you dont get any of the money
yeah... easy mode
Well, I first worked on becoming comfortable around people, so I exercised a lot and tried to go to events an talk to strangers in a non-aspie way. Kept doing that until I felt comfortable making small talk around women. My first girlfriend was actually kind of an accident. I still felt scared approaching women, but I had an interesting conversation with a classy /a/non on 4chan and they turned out to be female, nearby, and a recovering hikki like me. We were together a couple awesome years. During that I got most of the awkwardness out of my system. My second girlfriend was just someone who I met while I was volunteering somewhere. We got along and I asked her out to lunch.
I should probably mention for some goddamn reason every woman I've ever had a relationship with has turned out to be an anime fan with no dating experience. I'm old enough now I really just want a chill relationship with someone who's comfortable with themselves and their sexuality.
You don't have to put things inside you to masturbate.
Califonia is the most I'll say.
My suspicions are already off the wall.
Also /a/ is a very small world.
Both sides are dense as hell, nothing will never happen.
Because life is totally a H-manga.
If it helps, he rejected me and I didn't even confess. Anon who encouraged me to go ahead and confess during the New Years party, WHY? He did say hello to me recently so I guess I don't have to die just yet.
Go buy cute clothes. Then see a doctor to figure out what happened and how to replicate it.
Gender bender is my biggest fetish, but I have no interest in becoming a girl.
I think guys who get turned into girls, awkwardly resist at first, and then slowly accept girlishness and being completely female are the best. That's pretty much the cutest possible thing I can imagine.
>not having a white knight bf who rescues you just before the actual rape occurs
>not getting princess carried back to the house where you and him have magical rescue sex for 10 hours straight
You suck at being a girl
>and how to replicate it.
A true friend of the people right here.
>and how to replicate it.
You, madam, are a hero.
It was...normal, I guess? I don't remember anything interesting. I was kind of boring when I was little.
Well, I'm still kind of boring. I wish I was more aware of stuff back then. Sage for blog.
you made it! not the anon you were talking to, but i'm trying to figure this stuff out too and not be a total overthinking weirdo clam when i'm with people. but of course, i'll always be here if you need me.
Oh god I have read the fan fic this pic was drawn for.
So anons think being a girl is easymodo. Interesting. I am a girl and currently having a hard time with this life thing, please share your wisdom
>magical rescue sex for 10 hours straight
>with a guy
More like 10 seconds straight.
Go shopping for clothes and cosmetics.
Start the search for someone to seduce and marry. I have to get a green card for my new identity, after all.
It's okay, you could be my waifu.
You'll just need to die your hair very light purple with silver colour contact lenses, learn to speak Russian, have D cups and long legs.
Also you better get a glove on that hand whenever you're near me.
80% of /a/ is curious about taking a dick, male or female. Dick unites us all.
Thank you for restoring my faith in people.
spread your legs
all problems solved
Virgin Islands but go to school in MA. Well I may not be that person but good luck! I know the pains of rejection but you gotta try!
That faith'll die soon enough.
But 2D men don't have a refractory period.
Meh. You have school, family, chores, etc. Regular, I think. But you get to wear pretty dresses to parties while boys toss their little ties away the first second.
Lies. They fuck you and they leave, I've tried. Cautious observation of other females tells me being a hard bitch and not spreading your legs gives you more in the long run. You guys are weird.
Neither do 2D girls, it seems
Cry because I know my life will never be the same again, for better or for worse
I don't this it's so easy modo, but when you get to wear pretty dresses and look cute in them, life is a bit easier.
I would give it all up to be a cute girl so I could wear nice dresses and silky undergarments.
You know the saying about grasses and neighbors, right?
No no no, you make guys think that they can get in your pants, but you just string them around for as long as possible. It's a bit risky, though, since if you do it enough times you'll come across a guy that will get fed up and take it by force.
I'd start start participating in the purest form of love naturally. Also I'd be a cosplay whore for money.
Aside from grinning like an idiot, just update my wardrobe and legal information as needed then continue on with my life. Maybe try to be more social.
Assuming I'm even good looking. Oh jeez I'm shallow.
Let me have this anon. I just need to get past valentines day.
I love cute dresses and I don't ever wear them because you can't walk outside without someone catcalling and looking at you like a piece of meat and all I can do is clutch the pepper spray inside my purse and walk faster, it's terrifying. It's just not worth it.
And I don't live in a ghetto. Since the weather is never too hot bare legs are not very common in this city.
Get out EET scum
And women thinking they have to game guys for some reason is part of what's ruining relationships.
So you're a girl and want a boyfriend? Be generally cool and fun, find someone you enjoy spending time with and who's interested in you for more than sexual reasons. Then when you're getting along really well, start banging each other. That's how a normal relationship works.
I do think being a guy is easier because at least you don't have to wear makeup and do your hair. I spend an hour daily on that shit and I hate every second.
If I could get away with doing nothing but being pretty, it would be true heaven. I should just get a new dress and go for a stroll or something.
I swear, when she saw those lists she looks like she went totally batshit psychotic. I guess the realization caused her to snap.
Oh I know.
Still as a man I think it would be kinda nice, at least to wear around at home.
I'm not even that cute for a guy. Can't get a bro-enough girl as a friend or gf, not cute enough to shave and become a trap. ;_; Fuck this gay Earth
Get a gun and wear whatever you want.
I've never dated a woman who used any more makeup than a little foundation, and I think she looks better without it.
Really, women get way to wrapped up in this shit. They dress up for other women, not guys.
would still be into other women though.
Really? I think if people look at me happily, I am doing something right with my appearance.
I just want to be a cute girl and wear skirts + thigh highs and melt away in a strong /a/non's arms.
You know this would be worth having to spend hours doing my hair, buying a gun, wearing make-up, and whatever.
I'm stuck at the "someone you enjoy spending time with". As soon as I start showing interest in a guy they become sad, little yes-whatever-you-want machines. They lose drive, like I'm looking for slaves and if they dare to be their own person I'll retire the sweet promise of pussy and company from them.
Turns out they aren't actually someone I like, they were just pretending to be confident or something.
And then of course I leave.
>They dress up for other women
I'll masturbate then live in turmoil knowing I'm now the inferior sex and I will never be able to accomplish great things in life.
Agreed. Women who care too much for their appearance are really shallow. Just be yourself, the rest comes naturally after that.
>buying a gun
You don't need to wait until you're a woman to do that.
Not livin your life for the maximum comfy.
It's not like you were gonna accomplish anything anyway.
Are you dating within a community of guys who are pussies? I hear stuff like this from people whose social circle doesn't go beyond the anime club.
This thread turned to white knighting real fast
I work in a office with a dress code and it's weird. I don't even curl my lashes on weekends but if I don't go in full war paint to work I get the stink eye and a reminder we "must look our best for clients, ok?" from the boss (who is also a woman).
With an OP like that, what did you expect?
No, the initial behavior is probably their true behavior. When they think they have a chance for sex, they start sucking up. If you actually like them talk to them about it and say you don't appreciate that sort of behavior. They'll either revert back or become MRAs.
I put that one under the things I wouldn't mind doing.
I don't really care about having a gun or not.
Not very useful at 9pm when I have to walk near a high school were classes just ended and hordes of the assholes are free at last. I've stayed out for an extra hour just wasting time to avoid walking there at that time.
I expected shit. Now it's turned to blinding white shit.
>"must look our best for clients, ok?" from the boss (who is also a woman).
See? It's in women's heads. But in fairness, if your job has a strong sales or customer service aspect it's not that strange you'd be asked to maintain some kind of bullshit artificial appearance for the sake of the job. Like female realtors who dive around all day looking like Cruella DeVille because they're supposed to look powerful for clients or whatever.
But seriously, guys hate this. Most dudes wish women would lay off the makeup, fancy hair, fancy clothes, and too-high heels.
Not that anon, but if I were to buy a gun in my current state, I probably wouldn't last a month.
That's when it's especially useful. Unless your feeling are the thing you're worried about getting hurt.
They are not "happy", they grin and show their teeth like dogs. I've received nice "hey, I love your scarf" and such compliments from strangers at bus stops and it's nice. But groups of men whistling at you from the other side of the street it's completely different.
Is that female Lelouch?
Most of the time we become pussies because we get or don't pick up signals from the other party. So we try to ham it up.
See if that would make them notice.
Most of use aren't too bright when it comes to signals and hints, and prefer a direct shot from the other person.
Words go along way.
No. Sure, some have been casual anime watchers but most are regular classmates or friends of a friend.
Then don't get one.
I'd pretty much just do as you said. Have tons of orgasm until I am tired then want to go back to being a male.
No way in hell would any sane person want to be a female. They're body is just so inferior
>weak immune system
>chances of getting cancer increases by 3 times
>lack of testosterone
>my emotions will block my judgment.
>arthritis is worse in females
This. An average looking girl that's into the same shitty games and anime is pretty much muh dick.
I like to know what I'm getting and waking up to.
I'm looking for a girl not a circus clown.
i want to be the little girl
I have tried the "hey, I liked the way we used to be before. You don't have to let me pick everything. Make some choices for once, I won't get angry" and usually a get a bunch of "I just want to make you happy" lines and back to the same.
>>my emotions will block my judgment.
I'm sure the loss of your Vulkan-like intellect would be a great loss.
So you want to date a female version of you? Typical narcisism.
Shoot a group of 15 guys at night with a small handgun. Yeah, sounds smart.
>weak immune system
That's pretty much a person to person thing from what I've seen.
Ouch. Yeah that's pretty shit tier.
Also makes the dude sound boring as fuck.
A little conflict is nice, light arguments and such. Choices and shit, when a give goes into that mode it's like they asking for friendzone.
Although, I'm somehwhat guilty of that in the form of "Whatever, I really don't care we do, watch, eat" etc. If both parties don;t care I flip a fucking coin.
An exact copy is boring. I meant that you share similar interest but still have a bunch of things that make each person different.
Yes, well, back to my point. Guys in my office wear the same suit with a different shirt and tie every day and as long as they showered today and don't have long hair, they are ok.
It really can be a person to person thing. But yes, females are known to have much weaker immune systems generally
Good luck fellow Califag, wish I knew someone who went on /a/ and had at least moderate taste.
Wow, that sounds good. All I did was go to the gym, get buff and pretend to be an asshole to get pussy. I kid you not, I didn't really do anything bad - just say I did and it gets me laid. Never got a girlfriend, just fuck buddies. Life sucks. I want a girlfriend.
I don't doubt that happens too, but I just kinda shrug it off. It isn't like something is going to happen in public place.
This is probably how rape happens, huh?
Picture related? Image search game me nothing. Please give me more gender bender.
Criminals go after people they think are soft targets. Once that proves not to be the case chances are they'll decide it isn't worth it. Not to mention 15 people is a pretty unrealistic number for a group of assailants and you can always carry a fullsize.
Why wouldn't you include stuff like periods, pregnancy, lack of the ability to stand up while peeing, easier weight gain, menopause, yeast infections/other vag infection shit, unequal representation in the work force, and less chance of being taken seriously because of your sex?
All the girls I know complain about at least a couple of those every time I talk with them.
Strike the Blood Ep 13
become NEET and camwhore, so basically sit in front of a computer all day, flashing my tits every now and then
Now, okay, I know y'all in here are just posting flamebait for each other, but you posted some interesting flamebait there.
Why? Fun factoids:
>weak immune system, cancer etc.
Not if they're immunized. Get your damn vaccines!
>Lack of testosterone.
That's a steroid, isn't it? whee
I mean, I'm enjoying mine it but it isn't good for you. Also seems to make some people's hair fall out.
Yeah, seems that way. But somehow they still live longer. My pet theory is it's probably due to not having been naturally 'roided up their whole adult lives and getting blood pressure shit. Blood pressure messes up multiple organ systems.
No thanks OP. I prefer getting the pussy. Not giving it up.
Frost my butt
>get a conceal carry license
>carry a gun
>carry two guns
>carry extra ammo for guns
The same goes to you.
Yeah, you're right. I think she knows anyways, just doesn't seem to be more than just friends. Oh well, at least I got someone to hang out with.
Why not do both?
Shit, I really have been NEET for too long.
>can no longer pleasure females because no more dick
The female body is actually what should be seen as more of the optimal for survival. Male bodies are under selective pressure to compete for mates rather than just survival and as a result aren't built to last as long.
I want you to think really hard for a moment.
Become a lesbian, play mahjong.
I just named a few off the top of my head. You can also throw in they're likelihood of you landing a big job won't happen as well. Have a female cousin trying to get a district managing job for all the nearby Publix's within 10 country radius and she can't land the job because she's a female.
But mah hentais show women pissing themselves from pleasure when a dude sticks their dick into them. Obviously that's the only thing that can give a woman pleasure.
Guns can't solve all my problems, anon.
damn nigga what other dick-like long skinny appendage things do we have that even girls have too?
>but what if you're disarmed
>hit up one of those black clinics in the bad part of town and get a .25ACP surgically implanted into your arm
We girl now, may as well ride it like we stole it.
Because you're fighting them off with a stick right now, right anon?
Lesbians report greater sexual satisfaction and a higher percentage experience orgasm. Clearly a dick has a negative impact in female sexual pleasure.
So majority of /a/ will become turbo sluts with no remorse if they were turned into a girl? Why would you become something you hate /a/?
I hope I live long enough to see the arm gun come into existence.
paploma virus vaccine or whatever it was.
I thought he was probably referring to cervical cancer there, since that one's famous and can apparently live on its own after you're dead.
>/a/ not liking sluts
Remember your childhood friend or high school?
you'd be godlike at munchin' rug too if you had one
The truth is they don't really hate sluts, they're jealous of them.
I remember reading that as well a while back. But in the same article it also said males have a strong drive to have sex and do it more often.
>Why would you become something you hate /a/
Sometimes, a slut can be as pure as snow. ;_;
go to the gym and test if women are really as weak as they pretend to be
True Love only /k/ can know.
Stupid bitch's status:
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Assassin's Creed: Tolderhood
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
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[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
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[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy
[X] Left 4 Told
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[x] Toldman Sachs
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[x] Portold 2
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[x] Leo Toldstoy
[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
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[x] Told you that ps3 has no games
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[X] Biotold 2
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That's why I never liked when my ex would interrupt foreplay. She would always want to skip to the dick, it's not like it runs on batteries. I got like 30 mins tops, but with my hands I can do stuff for hours. Hell all she had to do was hive me a handy J at the end and I would have been happy.
There are no conceal carry licenses in my country. Well, pants forever it is!
/a/ says all girls are sluts. Therefore one would be required to take every cock in sight in order to be a proper girl.
Everything lesbians can do, males can too. They probably just don't do enough foreplay and skip straight to the dicking. Just fix that, and the dicking will be much more satisfying.
>not having a battery powered dick
We're living in the future, bro. Get yourself upgraded already.
but he is too beta and surrounded by OP tsunderes around every fuck all corner
tfw not enough La Folia screentime last episode
Males aren't known for their ability to trib effectively. Also their dicks don't stay hard forever. Once it goes off, that's it. Lesbians can continue until they're exhausted.
Well If I woke up as a girl I couldn't masturbate first because, I wouldn't know what to do.
"My penis is augmented."
I hear lesbians aren't known for their ability to penetrate either.
>Once it goes off, that's it
Are you implying males don't have fingers and tongues just like females?
> their dicks don't stay hard forever
more than enough for all nighters if you're fit and work out regularly
But figuring it out is half the fun. Don't you remember the first time you masturbated and how it was some strange new experience that also felt great like nothing else before it?
>people actually worried about getting raped in this thread
>not wanting a guy to push you down in an alleyway rip your panties off and fuck you senseless and leave you covered in his and your filth while you cry
People remember that kind of stuff?
Depends how old you were when you first did it and how old you are now.
I do. I remember what I was watching too.
So essentially we got late bloomers and kids in this thread?
I'm a wizard and I don't remember.
More like manchildren and children.
I don't remember the exact circumstances, but I remember how I did it and what it was like. I was five.
Manchildren are a default for the site. but if they remember it means they started off later in life.
I am already a girl, but of course, the correct action is to play with my boobs. They're soft..
First fap at 12 is late?
pretty sure there are some girls here too, though I don't know what the female equivalent of a manchild is...
womanchild? kinda sounds dumb.
Soft is nice, but the hardness of the pelvic bone is too.
What about 15?
Why did he have to go back to being a guy?
Have you never felt breasts, Anon?
Well, what is it?
continue masturbating because girls can have multiple orgasms.
I hear they feel like bags of sand.
I would think 16-17 is pushing it.
13-15 is like the age most guys start noticing things and start tugging away.
Not really, it's kind of boring. Hair's more fun to play with than pelvic bone.
>Inb4 puff cheeks copy pasta.
like warm apple pie
No, they really don't. Bags of sand are crunchy and weird feeling. Breasts are soft, with ripples, but also slightly firm. There's no part of the body to which they compare, not even the butt.
Sweetie, maybe you should find a lady of the night to help you.
What I've been curious about is if each subsequent orgasm is stronger than the previous one or weaker?
well, it's got some of that too, sometimes.
I wish never ends.
Depends on what you're doing, to be honest - it can be stronger, can be weaker, usually about the same intensity.
I don't know why anyone wants to experience their vagina bleeding once every month.
I'm thankful I'm male.
N-no, I've never touched a 3D girl.
go back to sleep
1. I am not your sweetie
2. 3D is Pig disgusting
Now excuse me while I hold these sandbags and imagine they're a warm girl.
That seems kind of late to me, but I guess everyone is different.
Would say 11-13 is the normal age to start.
Was 11 when I first started, Didn't have porn and didn't have Internet but would imagine my self getting reverse raped by tall older girls from our school, and some of the female teachers most pretty, but /ss/ never happened.
So even without porn or outside influences fapping at 11- 13 is quite normal.
Why not the drawing of a sand bag then?
live my life happily instead of being a depressed sack of shit all due to the fact I can't look cute
Dude, just get a hooker. Or, even if you don't have the balls for it, go to a strip club. As long as you're nice and actually talk to the girl, she'll usually let you touch her tits.
And yes, you CAN feel the difference between fake ones and real ones. Both are okay.
Time to get dresses, look good, and feel good about myself
Well, first, what I would do is obvi-
>After you masturbate
Well, uh, fuck, I dunno, live life normally.
Let me tell you the trick to getting 3D ladies who like your animes, /a/nonnie..
Good male cosplay. Sploosh.
If I woke up as a girl. I would probably date a Jew.
Since Jews seem to be fond of marrying Asian women for some reason.
I could marry the next Mark Zuckerberg
And I don't think it would be impossible for me since I already managed to get admitted into UCLA several years ago so getting into Ivy League shouldn't be too difficult.
Buy some thigh highs and skirt
>Since Jews seem to be fond of marrying Asian women for some reason.
A Jew would never do this. It means their children wouldn't be Jewish.
Act friendly and nice with beta guys and get them to fall in love with me. Then when they confess, laugh in their faces and say, "did you really think I'd be interested in YOU? HAHAHAHA!" And reject them.
Steal husbands from their wives and boyfriends from their girlfriends and abandon them all too. It's the circle of life.
>that neko socks
Oh gosh I would totally wear those. These too.
Depends really. Rates of intermarriage between Jews and non-Jews in the US have markedly increased over the past few decades.
>And reject them.
It's all fun and games until one of them holds you down and rapes you.
heard that, homie.
i've got mad yellow fever and i've only got like 1/4th of the Jew in my system.
Parents don't seem to mind Female NEETs compared to Male NEETs, am I right?
I guess being a female may make my parents tolerate me being a NEET.
>implying that isn't half the fun
You guys are gegantic faggots
I love you guys
This is why I wish I was a girl.
Those seem so soft and cute.
It won't. It'll just make them harrass you about getting a job and getting married instead of just getting a job.
even those of us who would go lesbian?
Get trap aesthetics, take pics in a mirror, fap to your own beautiful legs.
Y-yeah, that might be a bit bad. I wouldn't enjoy it at all, honestly.
If you were a girl anonymous liking anime would have been seen as a normal thing for you.
And instead of ending up here from all the years of criticism refining your taste you'd probably just be on Tumblr oblivious to anything that isn't mainstream.
Since /a/ wants to live an easy life, shouldn't getting a chance to become female spur you on to get knocked up by a wealthy male as fast as possible?
then how do girls who like anime get here
Just shave your legs and try some long, fuzzy socks on. They are wonderful.
they are really soft...
its a weird feeling because you can still feel everything outside of the stockings, like its new layer of soft nice feeling skin
A lot of Jews including myself are growing out of Judaism these days.
This, rub clitoris, etc.
both my sister and I are neets, and like >>101669285 says, both get pressured, just in different ways.
Then things fall out between the two and the femanon is stuck raising a child by herself.
But how to buy clothes?
I think I am going to be sick
Depends. Some guys actually want the kids.
In that case you just abort it.
Why haven't you fucked?
Then they are no different from the goyim.
dude, how would I explain it to my wife?
>Hey honey, I know I've been away working a contract, but I woke up as a chick.
>You still DTF?
So imoutos literally can't be mentioned without going there? Anyway, we live in different countries right now.
>Also their dicks don't stay hard forever. Once it goes off, that's it.
have you ever even encountered my dick? Seriously I can ejaculate like 10 times within the hour
My first time was when I was 12. I was curious after hearing classmates talking about it, so I tried it out while in the shower. The first few times were weird because nothing came out.
I would like to encounter your dick.
Any nee-chan at all. Really, anything but an aniki because he fucks YOU. What countries are you both in?
You cutie. We don't break our hymens; they stretch. Don't worry <3
sauce? google a shit
Cut that in half, and I might belive you
this thread is bad enough without hearts and shit please stop
>talking about imoutos
You do realize onee-chan doesn't just mean sister, right?
Not him, but I can go 10 times in an hour if I honestly felt like it.
I also feel like it, if you catch my drift.
I haven't actually went for an hour straight of ejaculations, but when I fap normally I can usually cum 2-3 times with 5 minute breaks inbetween. If I was more interested I'm sure I could do 10 in an hour.
I didn't start masturbating until I was 16. I feel like I kind of missed out.
Why would you want to know? Just pick whichever ones you find better for whatever you're making up in your head.
>he never said younger
>I never said onee-chan
What were you saying?
That's the best part.
You can make up for it anytime you want!
And retarded another tripfag reported.
Imouto means younger sister. The o is an honorific nee-chan = onee-chan which means older sister.
Sure, but I doubt that many men would be happy if a girl got herself pregnant as soon as they were in a relationship and tried to use the pregnancy as a way to extort money from them.
I did say imouto
What if I woke up as a bird?
fuck off paul
Fuck. I can't into Japanese at all compared to how long I've been watching, I can't even remember that nee = onee. Maybe one of these days I'll take a course or nightclass on it.
Hope I'm a parrot and start saying hentai quotes.
>both my sister and I are neets, and like >>101669285 says, both get pressured, just in different ways.
Depends on if you're asking /pol/ or not.
I'd intentionally photobomb as many live TV broadcasts as possible, the world would know who I was.
Go shopping obviously, my wardrobe only has so much women's clothing
Are you Zhuangzi dreaming you're a bird, or a bird dreaming you're Zhuangzi?
This, I don't even have enough panties to get me through the week.
I'm seeing girls here not understanding why we would want to be them.
You have to understand that being a dude is like perpetual invisibility mode. Which sounds fun at first, having no one acknowledge you, until you realize that it happens ALL THE TIME. Permanent silent treatment from everybody without actually understanding what you are doing wrong.
While much of it is grass-is-greener mentality, it's a fantasy for someone who is as starved for attention as a plant is in a desert to dream of being showered with it.
are you that poor?
Go back to sleep.
There are also the genuinely fucked up anons like myself who feel like strangers in their own bodies. I get by thanks to staring at a screen for almost all of my waking hours. However, the feeling sometimes is as if OP's scenario happened to me long ago but in reverse.
Do you know how powerful a girl would be if she had been a guy once, that kind of knowledge would be significant.
Am I gay if I want to cuddle with an /a/non turned female?
As gay as the /a/non that turned female who wants to cuddle with you.
Not unless you're already female which everyone else is.
I'd spend all of my time as a female cuddling, honestly. Get a few rounds of sex in, a shit ton of dress-up, then cuddle for a long time. No homo.
You wake up as a boy, what's your next course of action?
I do that everyday and I hate it.
Fap. What else is there to do?
masturbate some more of course
>tfw this will never happen.
At least we have koreagrinds that let us pretend.
Cry, like I do every morning I don't wake up as a girl.
I wish this upon every annoying feminazi. I would pay money to see the look on their dumb faces when they realize there is no privilege without responsibility.
>when they realize there is no privilege without responsibility
>He isn't rich
I'd probably appear as the biggest bulldyke there have ever been.
until I got home and changed into frilly dresses and ZR
Ocurusu Rifto, anon-san. A server with maybe 20 anons roleplaying as the little girl and five or so fat, faceless men. We'd switch off every once in a while so everyone can know the feeling of being cummed inside.
I mean gender specific privilege. Rich people get a free pass regardless of what you have between the legs.
Feminists believe men in general have it easier. Which of course is bullshit.
>Be a girl
>go out with another girl
>get dressed up
>she accuses you of trying to attract guys
But OR wouldn't transmit sensations
How do lesbians even find someone to date.
Gay people must have it pretty hard.
only when they're excited
That's why we aren't using it now. All we have to do is wait a bit longer.
Is that you, Carlos?
You join your school's mahjong club.
Would you rather turn into the girl and have sex with /a/nons or have sex with the /a/non turned into a girl?
Is it permanent? I'd do girl temporarily but unfortunately I wouldn't give up my one-time pure-maiden virgin status to you bakas.
To be honest, I have always wanted the former.
I want to dress up and twirl around like a qt.
Wear some nice stockings and let /a/nons touch me in whatever way they wanted.
Then go on to steal wizard powers. I want to know that pleasure, I want to learn to love it.
I practicing my male privilege
I'd just carry on with life as normal, to be honest, without masturbating either.
That's not normal.