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You wake up as a girl, what's your next course of action?

After you masturbate, obviously.
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Cry tears of happiness because my dream has finally come true.
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>>101659600
This
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I find a Chad and fuck him.
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>>101659600
Turn on the pc and watch anime duh.
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Masturbate again.
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Find a BF and stream for easy money
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Masturb-
>After you masturbate, obviously.

I haven't thought that far yet
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Do so many things involving hips.
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>>101659892
But actually.

I've always wanted to wear a dress. Girls are so lucky, dresses are so fucking cute. I want to look cute in a dress. But no, I'd look like a faggot with my man body. The most fashionable thing a guy can do in summer is wear nice shorts.

Complete fucking bullshit.
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Find out if it's a retroactive change, body swap, or just a random thing. Eitehr way I try on pretty cloths.
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Take it easy
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Find a cute /a/non and love him forever.
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go on my day like normal. I already am a girl
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Suck a dick or two.
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>you will never actually wake up as a girl

Aw damn it, OP, now you've gotten me sad.
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Dress like a slut and flaunt my assets in public and get off to people eye-raping me.
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>>101660049
>>>/b/
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>>101659892
Pretty much.
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>>101660087
You're not the only one.
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Get back to shitposting.
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>>101659600
Make a thread on /a/ and try to get as many anons near my location to come gangbang me and tape it.
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Dress up like Kobato.
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2.Try on girly clothes
3. Become the biggest whore ever
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First, >>101659892
Then become a nerdy /a/non's love slave.
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>>101659982
You can still wear a kilt anon
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>>101660139
VIDEOGAMES (ANIME)
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>>101659600
Cry that I didn't suck a dick while I was a guy.
Then go on to find some lesbians.
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wear a white sundress
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Find more cute girls and partake of the cute things we can now do.
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Ponytail
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Stand naked in front of a mirror and call myself fat.
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Date lonely guys for shit-ton of money, but never let them fuck me. Then do whatever the hell i want cause i be rich boi!
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>Become Watashi
>Make sweets for all eternity

It's the only real choice.
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>>101659600

If I'm stuck like that, I'm definitely going to grow my hair out more. Everything else about her looks nice.
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>>101660430
Do this but just to give them company.
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Damn it OP, now I'm going to go cry into my female friend's shoulder about how jealous I am of her form.
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but we're all little girls here, OP
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Probably be a little depressed that I'm still a social retard.

Some people aren't made for this
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>>101660469
This guy deserves it.
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>>101659600
Find a master to serve.
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Shit fuckin' thread

Do you really think you'd be able to sell your body that easily? Not to mention, why do you assume you'd look GOOD? You'll be fat, 3DPD, have shitty acne, floppy pancake breasts, and no ass among a myriad of other problems.

Just look at any tranny, about 1% of them actually look like a girl.
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>>101660697
I think that if I was a girl I'd be pretty good looking.
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>>101659961
If in doubt, just masturbate some more.
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>>101660697
Look outside. How many girls out there look as you have described? Not many.
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>>101660697
>3D
I thought we were talking about 2D.
I mean, judging by OPs pic, and the lack of a reddit logo at the top of the page.
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>>101660733
Are you good looking as a man? Do you have a perfect masculine figure, with good skin and hair? No? Then why assume you would as a girl?
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Craigslist w4w
Right after I'm done schlicking myself to the point of dehydration.
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>>101660773
because grills that look like that are usually neets like us.
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>>101660818
Because he doesn't have a masculine figure...?
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Live my life approximately then same just a bit happier.
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>>101660818
I have a good masculine figure except my height, good skin and hair.

Now what, faggotroid?
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>>101660833
I'm not a NEET tho.
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>>101660818
>Hair mattering

If you look good and you're fit, you can be bald and it won't matter.
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I don't care how many times I've posted similar in this thread. It is my dream to be a short, wide-hipped blondie called Annie and you just reminded me that dream will never come true.
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>>101660189
reminds me of this http://vndb.org/v6508
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>>101661093
Don't give up yet bro. The future is right around the corner.
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Cry.
I'd hate to become a girl, it would honestly ruin my life.
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>>101659600
>Masturbate
>Go out and buy tampons, cute clothes and a dildo
>Get home and figure out how to put the bra

15 minutes later
>Masturbate again
>Craiglist
>Masturbate one more time
>Get fucked by some random guy

For one second I thought it was real. Fuck you a/
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>>101661298
>Get fucked by some random guy

Why do you guys like this?

Wouldn't it be better to find a cute /a/non who will love you and hug you as you make love with him? M-maybe even hold your hand?
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There's a disturbingly low a mount of dick sucking in this thread.
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>>101661340
Thank goodness you're here now!
#rekt
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>>101661334
And whore myself to anons.

Gently
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Hmm, assuming nothing else changed, buy some clothes, make-up, and probably (assuming 3dpd) normal feminine toiletries. If all that is already in place then skip it.

Then try on clothes, probably break down crying multiple times because I'd be so happy. Eventually work up the courage to go out in public. As long as I retain the experiences I had as a guy I'd probably understand guys better than other women so hopefully I'd be able to avoid the scumbags pretty easily and find a cute guy (maybe girl) to fall in love with. My personality would fit being a girl already so not much would have to change I don't think.
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>>101661429
That's not what I meant at all.
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Masturbate some more?
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Closet homos in this entire thread
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I'm on the try on girl clothes boat. Sometimes I feel envious that they have so many choices and styles.
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>>101661486
Being complety honest, I'm too shy to do that level of lewd, I'd probably just try to find a nice guy (despite how he may look) and try to become a real waifu
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Masturbating isn't nearly enough at that point, I'd need to use the map and find a cute anon near me. I'd edge for days until I could finally meet him.
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>>101661605
Welcome aboard mate
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>>101661605
Welcome to a/
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>>101661773
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Worry

>How am I going to explain this to my work?
>How do I explain this to my doctor? How soon do I visit a gyno?
>Gotta buy new wardrobe
>Gotta buy cosmetics
>Gotta learn how to use said cosmetics

Changing sexes would be expensive as fuck.
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>>101659600
Can't I just stay in bed playing with my new body?
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>>101661865
I've got like two pants, two shoes, five shirts, and five underwears, and some socks.

Sure I'd fill my home with clothing if I was a cute girl, but being a boy I don't really care.
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>>101659600

Get pregnant and have children then live a fulfilling live with my husbandu.
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>>101661605
I'd be a lesbian.
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>>101661865
Don't forget about the overall loss of physical ability, regardless of how fit or unfit you were before.

Worrying about getting raped (because all men become hot girls, that's the law) as well would suck.
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>>101661988
Same here, just because I'd be a girl doesn't mean I'd suddenly be homo.
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Go to my local annual anime event and cosplay as Chris of course.
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>>101659600
Masturbate again.
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>>101661855
That last part
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>>101661988
I think so too, but eventually the curiosity would overtake me. I'd have to have a dick or 2 just to see what it's like. If it's really that good I wouldn't go back.
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>>101662009

Meh, I don't really do anything that requires high physical strength or stamina so that doesn't bother me. I would like to stay the same height, it would suck balls to go down to ~5'3
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>>101660039
but what if you are both girls
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>>101662101
That's fine too anon.
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>>101662009
Why worry? I'll just carry my katana wherever I go, it's been folded over 1 gorillion times, over all.
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>>101662035

Can I be Tsubasa? Can we kiss?
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>>101662066
nigga u gay
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>>101662101
How is this a question?
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>How am I going to explain this to my work?
Call in sick to give yourself some time to plan.
>How do I explain this to my doctor? How soon do I visit a gyno?
Don't. Just don't see the old doctor and find a new one.
>Gotta buy new wardrobe
Sounds fun
>Gotta buy cosmetics
Just buy one of everything. Expensive, but not bad.
>Gotta learn how to use said cosmetics
Google it.

>>101662009
>Don't forget about the overall loss of physical ability, regardless of how fit or unfit you were before.
No great loss. Not like I was ever built.
>Worrying about getting raped (because all men become hot girls, that's the law) as well would suck.
Don't live in a shithole, carry pepper spray.
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>>101661605
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dLsR73KlgU
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>>101662101
I don't care if it's a boy, a girl or genderless.

I just want to feel loved once in my life.
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>>101661773
>velvety hard
sounds divine

but yeah, i'd prob just jam dildos in my holes then play dressup. i already have a bread and butter outfit: tights and shorts with whatever on top. long, thick hair would also be nice to play with
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>>101662066

>Not getting your gf a vibrating, ejaculating strap on.

Dicks just can't compare anymore
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>>101662125
It's more the legal part. Like explaning how did you got a free ilegal sex reassignment surgery, changing IDs, and so on.
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>>101662009
The loss of testosterone-fueled strength, stamina, and energy would suck, but that last one would be more than offset by the easing of the crippling depression.
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>>101662166
Please anon. You are going to give me a heart attack.

;_;
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>>101662421
Fuck that shit, I'm becoming a nomad.
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>>101659600
But what if you were born an ugly girl?
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>>101662266
I love you anon
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>>101659600
Masturbate with a girl
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>>101662503

>4chan will never use their collective ronriness to fuel the creation of the matrix

Is cryostasis possible yet?
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>>101659600
Assess to see how old I am. Mainly hope I am a non black cute little girl of at least 6 years old.
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>>101662421
Luckily my country is retarded and you can change your legal gender without giving any reason or anything.
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>>101662623
We're at the dawn of the waifu age. Rejoice.
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>>101662689
But what if I want to be my waifu
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>>101659600
So the MC of strike the blood turned into a girl? Why?
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>>101661988
>>101662029
>>101662066
>>101662166
>>101662503
Find a girl and doki doki the fuck out of her
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why has kurapika not been turned into a girl yet
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>>101662759
Because he is at his peak as a boy
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>>101662632
>non black

Well, you what? I guess that's just your opinion man, I disagree, but that's just me.
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>>101662566
I wish it could reach as warm as you send it anon.
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>>101659600
Fondle boobs, take a piss, stand naked in front of mirror
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Well I'm about to go to the gym so I become a sick cunt and then munch carpet.
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But /a/, what if you're as ugly as you were when you were a boy?
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>>101662796
>tfw the only time someone said they loved me was on /a/

;_;
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>>101659600
Go shopping for cute clothes.
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>>101659600
1. whore self out for a ton of money (virgin pussy)
2. drink girly drinks because I can
3. street race and show cops tits for no ticket
4. get w/friends lesbian sister
5. freak friends out
6. post on 4chan
7. sue coworkers for sex harassment
8. sell used panties for $
9. try out sex toys
10. make contract w/kyubey to get penis back
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>>101662914
>implying
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>>101662914
As long as you keep somewhat fit, you'll probably be okay, Anon
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>>101662914
If I was a chick I'd fuck me.
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Considering I just woke up I assume the first thing I'd do is take a piss.
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>>101662790
Are you black?

I get that you want to defend your own race and everything but how can you defend being a black little girl? The scorn of all little girls? The one's that never get love and can never do cute things while being cute? It's truly nature's greatest folly.
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>>101662914
Kill myself

After masturbating with various mail order dildos
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>>101662930
A 3DPD told me once.
A week after I rejected her she got a boyfriend.

It felt strangely bad.

[/blog]
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Become a reverse trap and try to live my life as close as before as I can.

The excitement of being found out is a plus
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>>101659600
Already a girl but if I woke up as a guy I would masterbate because I've never done it before
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>>101659600
probably masturbate using a table corner.
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>>101663194
Fuck the reverse trap part. I'd just go full dude in a girls body.
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>>101663225
>I've never done it before
Because you're constantly knee deep in dicks?
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>>101662796
>>101662930
Is this enough love for you anon?
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>>101659892
Definitely this. Only if I don't have to buy an entire new wardrobe.
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>>101663321
Not that anon, but it's a bit depressing.
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>>101663306
lucky
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>>101663370
Now that I think about it, it's kind of creepy but meh I did it for that anon
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Try on my serafuku and other dresses.
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>>101663093
Yes, I am Black, and I must say I don't agree with you at all. Listen, I've seen cute little girls of all races, bro. Black, White, Indian, Native American, Asian, and guess what, I've seen ugly, annoying brats of all those races, too. So, you know, I just don't agree with you. You can think Black little girls are nasty, that's fine, after all, it's what appeals to YOU, but, I don't agree with you, man, sorry.
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I'd kill myself because women are irrational creatures. Even if I were to keep my mind it'd eventually erode due to the female hormones and soon I'd turn into 3DPD not just in body but in mind as well.

but before that happens I will masturbate so much. So much.
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>>101663306
>>101663453
No because I think its weird for girls so I don't, at least not yet.
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>>101662251
That's fucking hilarious.
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assuming i'm cute

I would start streaming on twitch on some game like SCII, DOTA, DayZ, LOL or some other game that is popular steadly getting better and better at the game, while gaining a small but loyal fanbase, then accidentally leak that i'm a girl, I would get all the white kinights and the cynical gurl-gamer haters on my side

I then would buy a villa in spain with all the money from donations
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>>101663321
th-thanks anon

at least another /a/non has pledged their love for me

i love you too
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>Bought cute & frilly clothes
>Implying you didn't wake up being a fat landwhale
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>>101663225

My girlfriend kept asking about my dick and what it was like to be able to have sniper accuracy while peeing.
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>>101663225
This. I've always wanted to know what it would feel like to stroke my own dick.
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>>101663840
>gf
You sicken me
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>>101663637
It isn't weird at all Don't let the patriarchy tell you a girl can't enjoy her body like a man can.
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>>101663847
Stroke an empty water bottle.

Now make it less plastic-y, fleshier, tougher, warmer, stickier, and overall lewder, combined with that double-feeling you get when you touch any part of your own body.

That's what stroking your own cock is like.
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>/a/ - Blogs
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>>101663939
I'm also afraid of breaking my hymn. I still believe in the marriage before sex since my mom did it. Not like I'll ever get married anyway
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>>101664204

What in the fuck.

I'm calling fake
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>>101664204
cute
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>>101664204
So pure it should be illegal.
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>>101664242
Not them, but not all girls are whores.
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>>101659600
Post on /a/.
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>>101659892
That gif is so cute
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>>101659895
Let me guess
Your name is Chad
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>>101661605
>homos
>doesn't want to suck a futadick
If I woke up as a girl I would search for a qt futa (trap will do) to make me a slut.
I would still let a futa/trap pound me non-stop, without waking up as a gril.
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>>101664320
Aww shit this thread is ranma
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>>101664204
get the fuck out
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>>101662914
>me
>ugly
Nice joke.
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Do shit loads of cardio to get rid of my love handles then cam whore on twitch for $$$
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>>101664204
You do realize it's already "broken" right? How else do you think girls are able to pass blood when they're on their period?
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>>101664204
2purefor/a/
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>>101663059

This. I'd consider myself a solid 6/10 at least, and I'm quite skinny. I'd totally do a female me because thats exactly what my league is and I'm okay with it.
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>>101664204
>girl can't find a cock
Sure, I'm sure it's really hard on you.
It's not like you're trapped in your house.
Go out and meet people.
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>>101664634
Some girls actually have a hymen with no holes. This becomes a problem when they start menstruating and it needs to be pierced to allow for the menstrual discharges to exit their body.
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>>101662251
That fucking narration almost killed me, had to pause it halfway through.
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Tell my favorite steambro I finally turned into a girl so it isn't gay if I have a crush on him.

Then proceed to do lewd stuff for him.
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>>101664204

Why're you hung up about your hymen? Even for women who are virgins who have noticably hymens, it's rare to have one undamaged into your 20s. No one expects it. Physical activity, masturbation, medical procedures, tampons, etc.
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>>101664715
>not being a hikki
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>>101664831
That's kinda cute.

>mfw guys I know tease me a bit too much, shame I'm a guy ;_;
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>>101664281
>>101664288
>>101664638
I'm going to do it sometime this year, sorry anons. Obviously first fap goes to Boku no Pico

>>101664242
Its true but you don't have to believe me.
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>>101664831
>She's a girl too
>you're still homosexual
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>>101664915

Tell us how it goes.

Also post pics
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Mourn the loss of my beautiful penis.
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>>101663893

I got tired at 26 of being alone and watching anime characters have better relationships than I did. The soft inside of a thigh is worth losing /a/'s acceptance.
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>>101664715
Femanons are like anons they have some friends but rather spend their time on /a/ and watching chinese cartoons.
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>>101664900
Because I can still go outside and be anti-social.
>>101664990
This.
At some point everything becomes a tad depressing.
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>>101664990

Tell us. How did you do it? Share your wisdom.

I don't want to be a wizard
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>>101664915
You know you can just rub your clit, right? Most women don't experience vaginal orgasms anyway, so you won't be missing anything.
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>>101664800

Whatever you do, don't search for imperforate hymen on Youtube.
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>>101665058

If that's the case, then why do I keep hearing about how much more intense/just overall better the female orgasm is?

I am legitimately curious as to how it would feel like.
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>>101664915
Still pure enough.
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>>101665170
That's assuming she can get to an orgasm
I think it's some 50% of women haven't had a true vaginal orgasm
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>>101661334
Why would I hook up with some nerd that watches Chinese cartoons?
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>>101659600
You guys would start crying like dumb bitches once you figure out masturbation for a girl is not as easy as just sticking something up your vagoo and will wish to have a dick again within less than 5 minutes
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no /a/ stop what are you doing
you're supposed to be gay
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>>101665046
I know.
The truth is that the ones I get along with the best are too far and hikki to ever meet. They are the best 'bro' candidates. Riparoni pasta all day. ;_;
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>>101665170
Because it is better. It's just most women experience orgasm from clitoral stimulation. The rest is men thinking they're useful for anything beyond fathering children.
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>>101664971
No 3D on /a/ anon plus I wouldn't do something like that and I'm 16

>>101665058
I'll try both, I guess.
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Does fondling my boobs count as masturbating? Cuz I'd prob do that for a while.
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>>101665240

Pfft casual. I think masturbation for males is far too easy as it is, I need a challenge.

And being able to dress in cute clothes triumphs all, even a menstrual cycle.
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>>101665229
I just feel like /a/nons are my only friends.
Like, I get really excited and happy whenever someone on /a/ tells me that he loves me.
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>>101665243
I am a girl and I like girls. Does that ease your mind?
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>>101665170
>>101665198
Should also note that girls don't always look to get their big O when having sex.
They often get sexually satisfied through foreplay and regular sex.
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>>101665317
Well duh, we're all girls that like girls here.
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>>101661865

>Not just wearing dude clothes as a girl
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>>101665317
only if you're a little girl
and 2D
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>>101665170
>If that's the case, then why do I keep hearing about how much more intense/just overall better the female orgasm is?

Female orgasm = woman having an orgasm you twit. Are you sure you're female?

Vaginal orgasms aren't that common. Most women like the satisfying feeling of having something in the vagina, and it adds to the pleasure, but most of the experience comes from rubbin your nubbin. Outside of what you see in porn I'd guess your average female masturbation involves a small toy in the vag and furiously rubbing the clit. I know some women who don't like insertions, too.
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Go have sex with a friend
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>>101665342
This.
For the okay ones, it's a give and take sort of deal.
Some aren't as nice, they expect you to give it to them.
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>>101665342
Why do you think they often fake orgasms? Girls are not as sensible as hentai makes it look
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>>101661865
>How am I going to explain this to my work?
It falls off sometimes. Then just answer everything else with I guess.
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>>101659600
masturbate
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Go have sex with my nerdy black friend.
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>>101665300
I love you faggot cunt
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>>101665472

>not answering with 'for the time being'
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>>101665454
>Why do you think they often fake orgasms?

Because they think their guy expects them to cum instantly and they don't want to let them down. Women don't seem to realize this actually is bad for their sex lives since the dude never learns how to get them off properly.
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>>101665420
>I know some women who don't like insertions
What does them liking it have to do with anything?
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>>101665510
When the context makes sense, fagtron.

love you too
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>>101665454
Girls only fake orgasms if they think the guy they're fucking is an insecure manchild
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>>101665531
Edgy
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>>101665388
Right of course. So what is the big deal?

>>101665411
I used to be one of those
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>>101664204
>Pure girl on /a/
Will you be my waifu?
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>>101665583
spoiled goods
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>>101665540
>if they think the guy they're fucking is an insecure manchild
There are two types of men when it comes to sex, insecure manchildren, and assholes who don't give a shit about the woman enjoying it.
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>>101665635
lol no?
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>>101662743
It's a bodyswap and occurs in episode 13.
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I would despair because I have a connective tissue disorder where I have to be really strong to keep my body together.

Now that i'm a girl I have no testosterone and I can kiss my gains and any hope of achieving my desired musculature goodbye.

I would be doomed to a life of chronic pain and I would kill myself.

If I didn't have my disorder after I woke up as a girl I would masturbate.
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>>101664204
You sound like a friend of mine.
Who also visits /a/.
Who I secretly have a crush on, but will never say anything, but I'll continue to sabotage our friendship.
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>>101665705
Yup. Guys are either neurotic about their performance or don't give a shit as long as they cum.
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>>101665627
I've never had a dick in me.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious, though.
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>>101665779
you're still long past the expiration date
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>>101665778
You must live in a really small bubble
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>>101665611
Sorry anon. I have a husbando and I'm not pure I've held hands with a guy for 3 seconds. I'm not cute anymore either. It all went down hill since I turned 15. But when in my 20s I dream of dating an anon.

Damn, I'm blogging. Sorry. Time for sleep. Good night.
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>>101665773
WHAT A TWEEST
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>>101664417
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>>101664385
I want ksg to leave.
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>>101665858
SLUT!
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>>101665773
You should tell him/her.

/a/non love stories are the best.
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>>101665773
Where do you live? I have a friend on /a/ as well.
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>>101665904
Is that what they talk about nowadays? Last I checked it was about 3D cripplefucking.
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>>101659600
I wouldn't masturbate to be honest, but I would be happy because now the world is in easy mode.
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>>101665583
Is being a little girl as wonderful as they say?
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>>101665858
>held hands
>for three seconds
>three
>whole
>seconds

Woah holy shit I wouldn't touch even with a five feet stick.
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>>101665962
>step outside to get mail
>instantly get gangraped for a few hours
>they have pictures now so you have to do what they say
>prostitute for life, except you dont get any of the money

yeah... easy mode
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>>101665051
[blogging intensifies]

Well, I first worked on becoming comfortable around people, so I exercised a lot and tried to go to events an talk to strangers in a non-aspie way. Kept doing that until I felt comfortable making small talk around women. My first girlfriend was actually kind of an accident. I still felt scared approaching women, but I had an interesting conversation with a classy /a/non on 4chan and they turned out to be female, nearby, and a recovering hikki like me. We were together a couple awesome years. During that I got most of the awkwardness out of my system. My second girlfriend was just someone who I met while I was volunteering somewhere. We got along and I asked her out to lunch.

I should probably mention for some goddamn reason every woman I've ever had a relationship with has turned out to be an anime fan with no dating experience. I'm old enough now I really just want a chill relationship with someone who's comfortable with themselves and their sexuality.
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>>101664204
You don't have to put things inside you to masturbate.
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>>101665937
Califonia is the most I'll say.
My suspicions are already off the wall.
Also /a/ is a very small world.
>>101665933
Both sides are dense as hell, nothing will never happen.
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>>101666056
Because life is totally a H-manga.
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>>101665915
>>101665997
If it helps, he rejected me and I didn't even confess. Anon who encouraged me to go ahead and confess during the New Years party, WHY? He did say hello to me recently so I guess I don't have to die just yet.
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Go buy cute clothes. Then see a doctor to figure out what happened and how to replicate it.
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Gender bender is my biggest fetish, but I have no interest in becoming a girl.

I think guys who get turned into girls, awkwardly resist at first, and then slowly accept girlishness and being completely female are the best. That's pretty much the cutest possible thing I can imagine.
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>>101666056

>not having a white knight bf who rescues you just before the actual rape occurs
>not getting princess carried back to the house where you and him have magical rescue sex for 10 hours straight

You suck at being a girl
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>>101666201
>and how to replicate it.

A true friend of the people right here.
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>>101666201
>and how to replicate it.
You, madam, are a hero.
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>>101665892
Thanks dawg
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>>101665975
It was...normal, I guess? I don't remember anything interesting. I was kind of boring when I was little.

Well, I'm still kind of boring. I wish I was more aware of stuff back then. Sage for blog.
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>>101666071
you made it! not the anon you were talking to, but i'm trying to figure this stuff out too and not be a total overthinking weirdo clam when i'm with people. but of course, i'll always be here if you need me.
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>>101666117
Oh god I have read the fan fic this pic was drawn for.
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So anons think being a girl is easymodo. Interesting. I am a girl and currently having a hard time with this life thing, please share your wisdom
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>>101666250
>magical rescue sex for 10 hours straight
>with a guy
More like 10 seconds straight.
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>>101665480
> >>101659600
> masturbate
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Go shopping for clothes and cosmetics.
Start the search for someone to seduce and marry. I have to get a green card for my new identity, after all.
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>>101666192
It's okay, you could be my waifu.

You'll just need to die your hair very light purple with silver colour contact lenses, learn to speak Russian, have D cups and long legs.

Also you better get a glove on that hand whenever you're near me.
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>>101665779

80% of /a/ is curious about taking a dick, male or female. Dick unites us all.
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>>101664204
2cute4me
Thank you for restoring my faith in people.
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>>101666345
spread your legs
all problems solved
forever
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>>101666083
Virgin Islands but go to school in MA. Well I may not be that person but good luck! I know the pains of rejection but you gotta try!
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>>101666420
It's okay.

That faith'll die soon enough.
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>>101666353
But 2D men don't have a refractory period.
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>>101665975
Meh. You have school, family, chores, etc. Regular, I think. But you get to wear pretty dresses to parties while boys toss their little ties away the first second.
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>>101666422
Lies. They fuck you and they leave, I've tried. Cautious observation of other females tells me being a hard bitch and not spreading your legs gives you more in the long run. You guys are weird.
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>>101666464
Neither do 2D girls, it seems
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Cry because I know my life will never be the same again, for better or for worse
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>>101666345
I don't this it's so easy modo, but when you get to wear pretty dresses and look cute in them, life is a bit easier.

I would give it all up to be a cute girl so I could wear nice dresses and silky undergarments.
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>>101666345
You know the saying about grasses and neighbors, right?
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>>101666422
No no no, you make guys think that they can get in your pants, but you just string them around for as long as possible. It's a bit risky, though, since if you do it enough times you'll come across a guy that will get fed up and take it by force.
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I'd start start participating in the purest form of love naturally. Also I'd be a cosplay whore for money.
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>>101659600

Honestly?

Aside from grinning like an idiot, just update my wardrobe and legal information as needed then continue on with my life. Maybe try to be more social.

Assuming I'm even good looking. Oh jeez I'm shallow.
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>>101666455
Let me have this anon. I just need to get past valentines day.
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>>101666622
I love cute dresses and I don't ever wear them because you can't walk outside without someone catcalling and looking at you like a piece of meat and all I can do is clutch the pepper spray inside my purse and walk faster, it's terrifying. It's just not worth it.
And I don't live in a ghetto. Since the weather is never too hot bare legs are not very common in this city.
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>>101660920
Get out EET scum
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Neh Ryoga-kun
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>>101666536
>>101666694

And women thinking they have to game guys for some reason is part of what's ruining relationships.

So you're a girl and want a boyfriend? Be generally cool and fun, find someone you enjoy spending time with and who's interested in you for more than sexual reasons. Then when you're getting along really well, start banging each other. That's how a normal relationship works.
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>>101666688
I do think being a guy is easier because at least you don't have to wear makeup and do your hair. I spend an hour daily on that shit and I hate every second.
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>>101666792
>normal
>/a/
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>>101666622
If I could get away with doing nothing but being pretty, it would be true heaven. I should just get a new dress and go for a stroll or something.
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>>101661489

I swear, when she saw those lists she looks like she went totally batshit psychotic. I guess the realization caused her to snap.
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>>101666735
Oh I know.
Still as a man I think it would be kinda nice, at least to wear around at home.

I'm not even that cute for a guy. Can't get a bro-enough girl as a friend or gf, not cute enough to shave and become a trap. ;_; Fuck this gay Earth
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>>101666735
Get a gun and wear whatever you want.
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>>101666835

I've never dated a woman who used any more makeup than a little foundation, and I think she looks better without it.

Really, women get way to wrapped up in this shit. They dress up for other women, not guys.
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>>101659600
nothing changes.

would still be into other women though.
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>>101666735
Really? I think if people look at me happily, I am doing something right with my appearance.
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I just want to be a cute girl and wear skirts + thigh highs and melt away in a strong /a/non's arms.

You know this would be worth having to spend hours doing my hair, buying a gun, wearing make-up, and whatever.
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>>101666792
I'm stuck at the "someone you enjoy spending time with". As soon as I start showing interest in a guy they become sad, little yes-whatever-you-want machines. They lose drive, like I'm looking for slaves and if they dare to be their own person I'll retire the sweet promise of pussy and company from them.
Turns out they aren't actually someone I like, they were just pretending to be confident or something.
And then of course I leave.
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>>101666912
>They dress up for other women
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>>101659600
I'll masturbate then live in turmoil knowing I'm now the inferior sex and I will never be able to accomplish great things in life.
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>>101666912
Fukin this
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>>101666912
Agreed. Women who care too much for their appearance are really shallow. Just be yourself, the rest comes naturally after that.
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>>101666962
>buying a gun
You don't need to wait until you're a woman to do that.
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>>101666989
Not livin your life for the maximum comfy.
It's not like you were gonna accomplish anything anyway.
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>>101666967

Are you dating within a community of guys who are pussies? I hear stuff like this from people whose social circle doesn't go beyond the anime club.
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This thread turned to white knighting real fast
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>>101666912
I work in a office with a dress code and it's weird. I don't even curl my lashes on weekends but if I don't go in full war paint to work I get the stink eye and a reminder we "must look our best for clients, ok?" from the boss (who is also a woman).
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>>101667053
With an OP like that, what did you expect?
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>>101666967
No, the initial behavior is probably their true behavior. When they think they have a chance for sex, they start sucking up. If you actually like them talk to them about it and say you don't appreciate that sort of behavior. They'll either revert back or become MRAs.
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>>101667026
I put that one under the things I wouldn't mind doing.

I don't really care about having a gun or not.
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>>101666883
Not very useful at 9pm when I have to walk near a high school were classes just ended and hordes of the assholes are free at last. I've stayed out for an extra hour just wasting time to avoid walking there at that time.
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>>101667072
I expected shit. Now it's turned to blinding white shit.
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>>101667061
>"must look our best for clients, ok?" from the boss (who is also a woman).

See? It's in women's heads. But in fairness, if your job has a strong sales or customer service aspect it's not that strange you'd be asked to maintain some kind of bullshit artificial appearance for the sake of the job. Like female realtors who dive around all day looking like Cruella DeVille because they're supposed to look powerful for clients or whatever.

But seriously, guys hate this. Most dudes wish women would lay off the makeup, fancy hair, fancy clothes, and too-high heels.
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>>101667026
Not that anon, but if I were to buy a gun in my current state, I probably wouldn't last a month.
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>>101667135
That's when it's especially useful. Unless your feeling are the thing you're worried about getting hurt.
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>>101666957
They are not "happy", they grin and show their teeth like dogs. I've received nice "hey, I love your scarf" and such compliments from strangers at bus stops and it's nice. But groups of men whistling at you from the other side of the street it's completely different.
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Is that female Lelouch?
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>>101667083
This.
Most of the time we become pussies because we get or don't pick up signals from the other party. So we try to ham it up.
See if that would make them notice.
Most of use aren't too bright when it comes to signals and hints, and prefer a direct shot from the other person.
Words go along way.
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>>101667050
No. Sure, some have been casual anime watchers but most are regular classmates or friends of a friend.
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>>101667180
Then don't get one.
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>>101667038
I'd pretty much just do as you said. Have tons of orgasm until I am tired then want to go back to being a male.

No way in hell would any sane person want to be a female. They're body is just so inferior
>weak immune system
>chances of getting cancer increases by 3 times
>lack of testosterone
>my emotions will block my judgment.
>arthritis is worse in females
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>>101667175
This. An average looking girl that's into the same shitty games and anime is pretty much muh dick.
I like to know what I'm getting and waking up to.
I'm looking for a girl not a circus clown.
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i want to be the little girl
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>>101667287
I have tried the "hey, I liked the way we used to be before. You don't have to let me pick everything. Make some choices for once, I won't get angry" and usually a get a bunch of "I just want to make you happy" lines and back to the same.
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>>101667326
>>my emotions will block my judgment.

I'm sure the loss of your Vulkan-like intellect would be a great loss.
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>>101667374
So you want to date a female version of you? Typical narcisism.
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>>101667182
Shoot a group of 15 guys at night with a small handgun. Yeah, sounds smart.
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>>101667326
>weak immune system
That's pretty much a person to person thing from what I've seen.
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>>101667385
Ouch. Yeah that's pretty shit tier.
Also makes the dude sound boring as fuck.
A little conflict is nice, light arguments and such. Choices and shit, when a give goes into that mode it's like they asking for friendzone.

Although, I'm somehwhat guilty of that in the form of "Whatever, I really don't care we do, watch, eat" etc. If both parties don;t care I flip a fucking coin.
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>>101667431
An exact copy is boring. I meant that you share similar interest but still have a bunch of things that make each person different.
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>>101667175
Yes, well, back to my point. Guys in my office wear the same suit with a different shirt and tie every day and as long as they showered today and don't have long hair, they are ok.
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>>101667486
It really can be a person to person thing. But yes, females are known to have much weaker immune systems generally
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>>101666083
Good luck fellow Califag, wish I knew someone who went on /a/ and had at least moderate taste.
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>>101666071
Wow, that sounds good. All I did was go to the gym, get buff and pretend to be an asshole to get pussy. I kid you not, I didn't really do anything bad - just say I did and it gets me laid. Never got a girlfriend, just fuck buddies. Life sucks. I want a girlfriend.
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>>101667231
I don't doubt that happens too, but I just kinda shrug it off. It isn't like something is going to happen in public place.

This is probably how rape happens, huh?
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>>101659815
Amen.
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>>101659600
Picture related? Image search game me nothing. Please give me more gender bender.
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>>101667476
Criminals go after people they think are soft targets. Once that proves not to be the case chances are they'll decide it isn't worth it. Not to mention 15 people is a pretty unrealistic number for a group of assailants and you can always carry a fullsize.
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>>101667326
Why wouldn't you include stuff like periods, pregnancy, lack of the ability to stand up while peeing, easier weight gain, menopause, yeast infections/other vag infection shit, unequal representation in the work force, and less chance of being taken seriously because of your sex?

All the girls I know complain about at least a couple of those every time I talk with them.
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>>101667645
Strike the Blood Ep 13
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become NEET and camwhore, so basically sit in front of a computer all day, flashing my tits every now and then
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>>101667326
Now, okay, I know y'all in here are just posting flamebait for each other, but you posted some interesting flamebait there.
Why? Fun factoids:
>weak immune system, cancer etc.
Not if they're immunized. Get your damn vaccines!
>Lack of testosterone.
That's a steroid, isn't it? whee
I mean, I'm enjoying mine it but it isn't good for you. Also seems to make some people's hair fall out.
>arthritis
Yeah, seems that way. But somehow they still live longer. My pet theory is it's probably due to not having been naturally 'roided up their whole adult lives and getting blood pressure shit. Blood pressure messes up multiple organ systems.
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>>101659600
[x] genuflect
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No thanks OP. I prefer getting the pussy. Not giving it up.
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Frost my butt
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>>101667602

>get a conceal carry license
>carry a gun
>carry two guns
>carry extra ammo for guns

problem solved
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>>101667593
The same goes to you.
>>101666423
Yeah, you're right. I think she knows anyways, just doesn't seem to be more than just friends. Oh well, at least I got someone to hang out with.
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>>101667739
Why not do both?
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>>101667716
>cancer vaccine
Shit, I really have been NEET for too long.
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>can no longer pleasure females because no more dick
no thanks
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>>101667716
The female body is actually what should be seen as more of the optimal for survival. Male bodies are under selective pressure to compete for mates rather than just survival and as a result aren't built to last as long.
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>>101667800
I want you to think really hard for a moment.
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Become a lesbian, play mahjong.
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>>101667689
I just named a few off the top of my head. You can also throw in they're likelihood of you landing a big job won't happen as well. Have a female cousin trying to get a district managing job for all the nearby Publix's within 10 country radius and she can't land the job because she's a female.
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>>101667840
But mah hentais show women pissing themselves from pleasure when a dude sticks their dick into them. Obviously that's the only thing that can give a woman pleasure.
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>>101667763
Guns can't solve all my problems, anon.
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>>101667800
damn nigga what other dick-like long skinny appendage things do we have that even girls have too?
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>>101667879
county*
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>>101667763
>but what if you're disarmed

>hit up one of those black clinics in the bad part of town and get a .25ACP surgically implanted into your arm

We girl now, may as well ride it like we stole it.
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>>101667800
Because you're fighting them off with a stick right now, right anon?
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>>101667891
Wanna bet?
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>>101667800
Lesbians report greater sexual satisfaction and a higher percentage experience orgasm. Clearly a dick has a negative impact in female sexual pleasure.
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So majority of /a/ will become turbo sluts with no remorse if they were turned into a girl? Why would you become something you hate /a/?
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>>101667931
I hope I live long enough to see the arm gun come into existence.
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>>101667797
paploma virus vaccine or whatever it was.

I thought he was probably referring to cervical cancer there, since that one's famous and can apparently live on its own after you're dead.
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>>101667986
>/a/ not liking sluts
Remember your childhood friend or high school?
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>>101667945
you'd be godlike at munchin' rug too if you had one
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>>101667986
The truth is they don't really hate sluts, they're jealous of them.
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>>101667945
I remember reading that as well a while back. But in the same article it also said males have a strong drive to have sex and do it more often.
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>>101667986
>Why would you become something you hate /a/

Sometimes, a slut can be as pure as snow. ;_;
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go to the gym and test if women are really as weak as they pretend to be
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>>101667941
True Love only /k/ can know.
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>>101661404
Stupid bitch's status:
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Assassin's Creed: Tolderhood
[x] Battletolds
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy
[X] Left 4 Told
[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2
[x] Toldman Sachs
[X] Conker's Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded
[x] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[x] Portold 2
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai
[x] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty
[x] Leo Toldstoy
[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
[x] J.R.R Toldkien's Lord of the Told
[x] Told you that ps3 has no games
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: Toldal War
[x] Gran Toldrismo 5
[x] Told Calibur 4
[x] Told Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] demon's told
[x] http//:www.youtold.com
[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Biotold 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] icetold
[x] Told of the Rings
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>>101667945
That's why I never liked when my ex would interrupt foreplay. She would always want to skip to the dick, it's not like it runs on batteries. I got like 30 mins tops, but with my hands I can do stuff for hours. Hell all she had to do was hive me a handy J at the end and I would have been happy.
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>>101667763
There are no conceal carry licenses in my country. Well, pants forever it is!
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>>101667986
/a/ says all girls are sluts. Therefore one would be required to take every cock in sight in order to be a proper girl.
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>>101667945
Everything lesbians can do, males can too. They probably just don't do enough foreplay and skip straight to the dicking. Just fix that, and the dicking will be much more satisfying.
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>>101668123
>not having a battery powered dick
>2014
We're living in the future, bro. Get yourself upgraded already.
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>>101668181
Flawless logic
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>>101659600
but he is too beta and surrounded by OP tsunderes around every fuck all corner
tfw not enough La Folia screentime last episode
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>>101668183
Males aren't known for their ability to trib effectively. Also their dicks don't stay hard forever. Once it goes off, that's it. Lesbians can continue until they're exhausted.
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Well If I woke up as a girl I couldn't masturbate first because, I wouldn't know what to do.
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>>101668196
"My penis is augmented."
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>>101668266
I hear lesbians aren't known for their ability to penetrate either.
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>>101668266
>Once it goes off, that's it
Are you implying males don't have fingers and tongues just like females?

> their dicks don't stay hard forever
more than enough for all nighters if you're fit and work out regularly
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>>101668267
But figuring it out is half the fun. Don't you remember the first time you masturbated and how it was some strange new experience that also felt great like nothing else before it?
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>people actually worried about getting raped in this thread
>not wanting a guy to push you down in an alleyway rip your panties off and fuck you senseless and leave you covered in his and your filth while you cry
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>>101668334
People remember that kind of stuff?
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>>101668378
Depends how old you were when you first did it and how old you are now.
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>>101668378
I do. I remember what I was watching too.
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>>101668464
>>101668479
So essentially we got late bloomers and kids in this thread?
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>>101668378
I'm a wizard and I don't remember.
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>>101668511
More like manchildren and children.
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>>101668378
I don't remember the exact circumstances, but I remember how I did it and what it was like. I was five.
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>>101668545
Manchildren are a default for the site. but if they remember it means they started off later in life.
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I am already a girl, but of course, the correct action is to play with my boobs. They're soft..
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>>101668511
First fap at 12 is late?
Damn.
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>>101668586
Go on...
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>>101668545
pretty sure there are some girls here too, though I don't know what the female equivalent of a manchild is...

womanchild? kinda sounds dumb.
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>>101668586
Soft is nice, but the hardness of the pelvic bone is too.
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>>101665292
Underage b&
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>>101668621
manatee
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>>101668601
What about 15?
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>>101668643
Why did he have to go back to being a guy?
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>>101668620
Have you never felt breasts, Anon?
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>>101668643
Well, what is it?
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>>101659600
continue masturbating because girls can have multiple orgasms.
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>>101668669
I hear they feel like bags of sand.
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>>101668650
I would think 16-17 is pushing it.
13-15 is like the age most guys start noticing things and start tugging away.
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>>101668628
Not really, it's kind of boring. Hair's more fun to play with than pelvic bone.
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>>101668669
>Inb4 puff cheeks copy pasta.
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>>101668713
like warm apple pie
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>>101668713
No, they really don't. Bags of sand are crunchy and weird feeling. Breasts are soft, with ripples, but also slightly firm. There's no part of the body to which they compare, not even the butt.

Sweetie, maybe you should find a lady of the night to help you.
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>>101668689
What I've been curious about is if each subsequent orgasm is stronger than the previous one or weaker?
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>>101668733
well, it's got some of that too, sometimes.
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>>101659892
I wish never ends.
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>>101668800
Depends on what you're doing, to be honest - it can be stronger, can be weaker, usually about the same intensity.
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>>101659600
I don't know why anyone wants to experience their vagina bleeding once every month.

I'm thankful I'm male.
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>>101668669
N-no, I've never touched a 3D girl.
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>>101659600
go back to sleep
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>>101668790
1. I am not your sweetie
2. 3D is Pig disgusting

Now excuse me while I hold these sandbags and imagine they're a warm girl.
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>>101668715
That seems kind of late to me, but I guess everyone is different.
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>>101668715
Would say 11-13 is the normal age to start.
Was 11 when I first started, Didn't have porn and didn't have Internet but would imagine my self getting reverse raped by tall older girls from our school, and some of the female teachers most pretty, but /ss/ never happened.

So even without porn or outside influences fapping at 11- 13 is quite normal.
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>>101668914
Why not the drawing of a sand bag then?
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live my life happily instead of being a depressed sack of shit all due to the fact I can't look cute
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>>101668914

Dude, just get a hooker. Or, even if you don't have the balls for it, go to a strip club. As long as you're nice and actually talk to the girl, she'll usually let you touch her tits.

And yes, you CAN feel the difference between fake ones and real ones. Both are okay.
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Time to get dresses, look good, and feel good about myself
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Well, first, what I would do is obvi-
>After you masturbate
Well, uh, fuck, I dunno, live life normally.
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>>101668881
Let me tell you the trick to getting 3D ladies who like your animes, /a/nonnie..

Good male cosplay. Sploosh.
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>>101667986
If I woke up as a girl. I would probably date a Jew.

Since Jews seem to be fond of marrying Asian women for some reason.

I could marry the next Mark Zuckerberg

And I don't think it would be impossible for me since I already managed to get admitted into UCLA several years ago so getting into Ivy League shouldn't be too difficult.
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Buy some thigh highs and skirt
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>>101661605
closet?
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>>101669069
>Since Jews seem to be fond of marrying Asian women for some reason.
A Jew would never do this. It means their children wouldn't be Jewish.
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Act friendly and nice with beta guys and get them to fall in love with me. Then when they confess, laugh in their faces and say, "did you really think I'd be interested in YOU? HAHAHAHA!" And reject them.
Steal husbands from their wives and boyfriends from their girlfriends and abandon them all too. It's the circle of life.
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>>101669088
>that neko socks
HHNNNGGGHHHh
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>>101669088
Oh gosh I would totally wear those. These too.
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>>101669113
Depends really. Rates of intermarriage between Jews and non-Jews in the US have markedly increased over the past few decades.
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>>101669130
>And reject them.

It's all fun and games until one of them holds you down and rapes you.
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>>101669069
heard that, homie.

i've got mad yellow fever and i've only got like 1/4th of the Jew in my system.
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Parents don't seem to mind Female NEETs compared to Male NEETs, am I right?

I guess being a female may make my parents tolerate me being a NEET.
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>>101669172
>implying that isn't half the fun
anon plz
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>This thread

You guys are gegantic faggots

I love you guys
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>>101669137
>>101669088
This is why I wish I was a girl.
Those seem so soft and cute.
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>>101669194
It won't. It'll just make them harrass you about getting a job and getting married instead of just getting a job.
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>>101669254
even those of us who would go lesbian?
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>>101669259
Get trap aesthetics, take pics in a mirror, fap to your own beautiful legs.
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>>101669172

Y-yeah, that might be a bit bad. I wouldn't enjoy it at all, honestly.
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If you were a girl anonymous liking anime would have been seen as a normal thing for you.

And instead of ending up here from all the years of criticism refining your taste you'd probably just be on Tumblr oblivious to anything that isn't mainstream.
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Since /a/ wants to live an easy life, shouldn't getting a chance to become female spur you on to get knocked up by a wealthy male as fast as possible?
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>>101669307
then how do girls who like anime get here
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>>101669259
http://www.yesstyle.com/en/59-seconds-cat-print-tights-black-and-nude-one-size/info.html/pid.1033435437

Just shave your legs and try some long, fuzzy socks on. They are wonderful.
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>>101669259
they are really soft...

its a weird feeling because you can still feel everything outside of the stockings, like its new layer of soft nice feeling skin
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>>101669113
A lot of Jews including myself are growing out of Judaism these days.
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>>101666081
This, rub clitoris, etc.
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>>101669194
both my sister and I are neets, and like >>101669285 says, both get pressured, just in different ways.
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>>101669358
Then things fall out between the two and the femanon is stuck raising a child by herself.
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>>101662251
10/10
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>>101669294
But how to buy clothes?
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>>101669372
I think I am going to be sick
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>>101669453
Depends. Some guys actually want the kids.
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>>101669453
In that case you just abort it.
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>>101669451
Why haven't you fucked?
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>>101669371
Then they are no different from the goyim.
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>>101661865
dude, how would I explain it to my wife?

>Hey honey, I know I've been away working a contract, but I woke up as a chick.
>You still DTF?
>Fuck.
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>>101669524
So imoutos literally can't be mentioned without going there? Anyway, we live in different countries right now.
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>>101669461
The internet.
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>>101668266
>Also their dicks don't stay hard forever. Once it goes off, that's it.

what

have you ever even encountered my dick? Seriously I can ejaculate like 10 times within the hour
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>>101668378
My first time was when I was 12. I was curious after hearing classmates talking about it, so I tried it out while in the shower. The first few times were weird because nothing came out.
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>>101669616
I would like to encounter your dick.
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>>101669602
Any nee-chan at all. Really, anything but an aniki because he fucks YOU. What countries are you both in?
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>>101664204
You cutie. We don't break our hymens; they stretch. Don't worry <3
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>>101659892
sauce? google a shit
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>>101669616
Cut that in half, and I might belive you
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>>101669695
this thread is bad enough without hearts and shit please stop
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>>101669691
>any nee-chan.
>talking about imoutos
You do realize onee-chan doesn't just mean sister, right?
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>>101669706
Not him, but I can go 10 times in an hour if I honestly felt like it.

>>101669695
I also feel like it, if you catch my drift.
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>>101669706
I haven't actually went for an hour straight of ejaculations, but when I fap normally I can usually cum 2-3 times with 5 minute breaks inbetween. If I was more interested I'm sure I could do 10 in an hour.
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>>101668715
I didn't start masturbating until I was 16. I feel like I kind of missed out.
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>>101669691
Why would you want to know? Just pick whichever ones you find better for whatever you're making up in your head.
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>>101669737
>he never said younger
>I never said onee-chan
What were you saying?
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>>101669774
That's the best part.
You can make up for it anytime you want!
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>>101664984
>MmEw
And retarded another tripfag reported.
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>>101669795
Imouto means younger sister. The o is an honorific nee-chan = onee-chan which means older sister.
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>>101669499
Sure, but I doubt that many men would be happy if a girl got herself pregnant as soon as they were in a relationship and tried to use the pregnancy as a way to extort money from them.
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>>101669795
I did say imouto
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What if I woke up as a bird?
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>>101669965
fuck off paul
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>>101669870
Fuck. I can't into Japanese at all compared to how long I've been watching, I can't even remember that nee = onee. Maybe one of these days I'll take a course or nightclass on it.
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>>101669965
Hope I'm a parrot and start saying hentai quotes.
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>>101669926
>both my sister and I are neets, and like >>101669285 says, both get pressured, just in different ways.
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>>101669530
Depends on if you're asking /pol/ or not.
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>>101669965
I'd intentionally photobomb as many live TV broadcasts as possible, the world would know who I was.
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Go shopping obviously, my wardrobe only has so much women's clothing
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>>101669965
Are you Zhuangzi dreaming you're a bird, or a bird dreaming you're Zhuangzi?
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>>101670066
This, I don't even have enough panties to get me through the week.
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I'm seeing girls here not understanding why we would want to be them.

You have to understand that being a dude is like perpetual invisibility mode. Which sounds fun at first, having no one acknowledge you, until you realize that it happens ALL THE TIME. Permanent silent treatment from everybody without actually understanding what you are doing wrong.

While much of it is grass-is-greener mentality, it's a fantasy for someone who is as starved for attention as a plant is in a desert to dream of being showered with it.
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>>101670098
are you that poor?
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>>101659600
Go back to sleep.
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>>101670177
There are also the genuinely fucked up anons like myself who feel like strangers in their own bodies. I get by thanks to staring at a screen for almost all of my waking hours. However, the feeling sometimes is as if OP's scenario happened to me long ago but in reverse.
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>>101670177
Do you know how powerful a girl would be if she had been a guy once, that kind of knowledge would be significant.
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Am I gay if I want to cuddle with an /a/non turned female?
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>>101670764
As gay as the /a/non that turned female who wants to cuddle with you.
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>>101670764
Not unless you're already female which everyone else is.

I'd spend all of my time as a female cuddling, honestly. Get a few rounds of sex in, a shit ton of dress-up, then cuddle for a long time. No homo.
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You wake up as a boy, what's your next course of action?
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>>101670943
Boring.
I do that everyday and I hate it.
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>>101670943
Fap. What else is there to do?
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>>101659600
masturbate some more of course
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>tfw this will never happen.

At least we have koreagrinds that let us pretend.
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>>101670943
Cry, like I do every morning I don't wake up as a girl.
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>>101670943

I wish this upon every annoying feminazi. I would pay money to see the look on their dumb faces when they realize there is no privilege without responsibility.
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>>101671083
>when they realize there is no privilege without responsibility
>He isn't rich
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I'd probably appear as the biggest bulldyke there have ever been.

until I got home and changed into frilly dresses and ZR
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>>101671018
Ocurusu Rifto, anon-san. A server with maybe 20 anons roleplaying as the little girl and five or so fat, faceless men. We'd switch off every once in a while so everyone can know the feeling of being cummed inside.
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>>101671152
I mean gender specific privilege. Rich people get a free pass regardless of what you have between the legs.

Feminists believe men in general have it easier. Which of course is bullshit.
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>>101671166
>Be a girl
>go out with another girl
>get dressed up
>she accuses you of trying to attract guys
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>>101671234
But OR wouldn't transmit sensations
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How do lesbians even find someone to date.

Gay people must have it pretty hard.
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>>101671315
only when they're excited
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>>101671302
That's why we aren't using it now. All we have to do is wait a bit longer.

>>101671335
Is that you, Carlos?
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>>101671315
You join your school's mahjong club.
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Would you rather turn into the girl and have sex with /a/nons or have sex with the /a/non turned into a girl?
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>>101672705
Is it permanent? I'd do girl temporarily but unfortunately I wouldn't give up my one-time pure-maiden virgin status to you bakas.
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>>101672705
To be honest, I have always wanted the former.
I want to dress up and twirl around like a qt.
Wear some nice stockings and let /a/nons touch me in whatever way they wanted.
Then go on to steal wizard powers. I want to know that pleasure, I want to learn to love it.
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>>101672705
I practicing my male privilege
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I'd just carry on with life as normal, to be honest, without masturbating either.
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>>101673001
That's not normal.



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