Why the fuck is there so much of this shit.
anyone got good subtle wallpapers for NGE?
When did you discover choking turned you on?
Christ, she's got an extended torso and back.
Really? I mean, I'd figure her legs are at least as long. They cut off before the knee due to clouds though.
She is a bit lanky I guess.
When regular porn stopped working.
I wish this wan't so fucking small.
Would you watch?
Alas poor Asuka, destined to become the sex symbol of Evangelion.
Do not cry for her....
rahxephon is eva done right
It's always right when Misato wins.
>open in paint
>adjust canvas size to preferred dimensions
>copy color and bucket it to empty white space
>Wallpaper to your liking
I mean, look at her back, it's completely dislocated and her tits are higher than they should be, I think.
I have a thing for girls with freckles so yes.
It literally took me 30 sec
Yes. Although I'd watch pretty much any spin on the core cast of Eva.
Thank you... are you a magician?
good ol oskar
I'd steal that and take it home with me.
But it's cursed Anon-kun!
Shinji is best girl.
it is true
The problem with Oscar is that he just ends up being your regular brooding mecha pilot. Sorta like how girl Shinji would just be waifu bait.
I never did like Hikari all that well but Toji and Kensuke are among my favorite minor characters so fuck yes.
God you people are sick
There is one of him looking all embarished in the plug suit while glasses kid is recording I can't find it.
Never seem three niggas with great taste?
Anyone have the one that is asuka forcing sinji to cross dress and wear one of those black choker necalices.
Gah fuck, I can't seem to find it
Did find this though
Shinji Ikari evokes no homoerotic desires from me what so ever.
You're just a sick creep
all i got is this one
yup that is it.
Most fucked up eva thread I've ever seen
I'm here to stir shit up
Dumping /y/ 1/47
I've seen worse.
Oh Mana, you were cute and had a somewhat interesting backstory but you were after Shinji so hard it made Karl seem normal. That and the only thing I remember from your VN was Gendo telling me where the vending machines were
there has got to be lewd pen pen fan art some where.
But that's wrong.
thems fightin words
Gonna tell you right now -- that VN was shiiiiiiit
Here's the best girl right here.
I'd watch it.
That's also wrong.
Why, it had plenty of memorable moments and was not total garbage at all, no sir
It was a bit interesting getting more content of the "happier half" but it was meh
Well no shit Sherlock
I still think she's cute
well she did own a Genesis, so I guess that checks out
Pfft, here's the correct answer
I mean, this hasn't even something to discuss and image dump are all shit
That's just lewd.
Don't start with this shit.
Why only 137 items
>using a genesis
I know you have this with Shinji
With the exact same filename
Not even her husbando gave much of a shit about her until he lost his legs.
Being Hikari is suffering
Don't you be stealing my funny filenames.
I just watched NGE and EoE for the first time and I have no fucking clue.
I'd play a Eva fighting game.
I'd main Toji and Gendo and dabble with Fuyutski and Rei.
>Asuka right next to you just asking to be held
She's as bad as Shinji.
>Eva fighting game
Evangelion Battle Orchestra
mediocre smash bros clone
i still enjoyed it
I mean with the actual characters. I want to see who would win in an actual fight with their fists, not with Eva units
Toji's about as shonen as you can get
Wait are Shinji and Hikari perfect for each other? They could both be betamax together.
I watched all series three fucking time and only get a slight idea about this show
That's the essence nigga
Nah. While I think they'd be cute together and Hikari and Ikari rhyme which makes it hilarious, Asuka wouldn't be to happy with her best friend and her personal fucktoy getting together and Hikari only has eyes on Toji so it's unlikely.
Too bad she tang now.
The overall themes are pretty damn straightforward, and presented in a way that really doesn't leave much room for misinterpretation. What exactly confuses or eludes you?
Asuka just needs to ride the loop train to Mari-vile and Toji gets his Rei loli. Everything works out.
I watched it a few days ago and I was surprised that people thought it was as deep as they say. Its pretty much just Freudian Psy everywhere with some fun little christian mythos theme (and robots).
Do the additional pieces expand on it any or is that as far as things go?
That's what Asuka said about Shinji's dick.
That's the reason why she's so bitchy and a cunt.
What is the best official Eva VN?
the extra information is all about fleshing out the world & other irrelevant shit
Just watching it alone leaves out a lot info the actual plot and that is what confuses people not the psychological stuff.
basically half of the stuff in pic related
THAT IS COMPLETE SHIT
This sounds smug, but honestly I think it's mostly that when people encounter something they don't immediately get, the response is to either dismiss it as meaningless and pretentious, or to wildly overrate those elements of it.
is that rebuild?
It's from Girlfriend of Steel, an EVA VN
It's not good. Don't get it.
It's really not
the midi versions of the soundtrack are really the only genuinely good thing about it
Look what I found.
He doesn't fuck a loli in that spinoff you are referencing. He's just a big brother to her
He may have fucked two of the older ones though, we don't know.
It's deep if you're 14. Not so much when you're older
>What Adam is
>What Lilith is
>sent by "ancients" to spread life? (never mentioned or eluded to)
>Random unexplained giant black moon that rises out of the earth
>What first impact was & Lilith crash landing
Hey, at least it's not Girlfriend of Steel 2
It even used a song included in OST II
I've never actually read Anima because it looks retarded, so I'm going off the jokes I see in Eva threads.
>Kaworu is some sort of playboy douchebag
I want to read it because it looks so stupid, so godawful, so batshit insane. I'm interested in just what the fuck it is. Yeah, I know it's shit but holy shit do I want to see just how insane it goes.
At least Toji and Kensuke are pilots in it.
Why are they all so indifferent to her ass is the better question.
2/4 are gay as fuck
Toji is just wondering when he'll get to tear shit up in a eva.
The only one looking is best girl.
>why are they all looking at her ass.png
Wait you're saying Rei is best girl right? She just looks like she wants to go home.
>my feet hurt
>her ass is too phat
>it smells like lcl
>i wish i was at home eating pills
Huh well that certainly helps me appreciate the ending a bit more. Seems a poor decision to leave that out of the main piece. I mean sure there were call backs and hints but nothing to pull that sort of detail.
Honestly the first few episodes of characters interacting, over lapping dialogue and little facial ticks was probably the best bit. I started pulling back a bit when the ball hit the wall for lack of the context provided above I guess.
Are the additions worth a watch?
and why are people that shitty at Shinji? He was pretty sympathetic till EoE. Like, I'm sure lots of people would act differently but its not exactly hard to see where the kid's coming from especially with the constant reminder that Evas fuck with/stress you out.
What do you think she'll do once she is all alone with images of fine ass in her mind.
Hey now, Rei and Asuka are equally best girls.
And Toji wouldn't want to tear shit up in the Eva, that would be Kensuke
Ass of a goddess. God damn.
Eat some pills and go to bed like >>101658705 said.
What we all would do if we had images of it burned into our brain
>mfw no hatesex doujins between Rei and Asuka
I'm sure there's one. But really in character hatefuck between Asuka and Rei would just be painful to see.
That's cute as fuck
What will 4 be about?
Saving the world.
Slice of life, high school movie about shinji and his bros.
If Anno has any balls left.
I can't help it. I just love little Shin-chan too much.
I'd watch it.
Asuka wins da evanjelly a little before she dies.
I am constantly surprised at how many ways I am okay with Evangelion ending. I think Anno might have broken me.
I think we all just have Stockholm Syndrome at this point.
watching eva is a bit like getting fucked in the ass
What\s so wrong about the ending?
You're so desperate for it not to end terribly you'll take anything that isn't completely hopeless.
Just like the rest of us.
According to Anno, there's nothing wrong with the ending.
The tv ending is really good and its a perfect conclusion about what the series really is all about.
Too bad some people cant look past the fuckign robots and shit, and now we have rebuild that's nothign but fucking robots fighting. There's 0 character development, 0 psychological analisis, 0 anything good.
For fuck sakes, even Asuka is shit in Rebuild. No fucking thermal expansion.
As a more lighthearted take on the series, sure. Adding to that, I'd love to see this alternate cast as well. I think a young Misato would make for a really fun protagonist, and seeing her bounce off of kaji and ritsuko (not to mention her socially withdrawn guardian/commander shinji) would be great.
this is highly inaccurate
I find it hilariously fitting that the girl Shinji hooks up with in the VN is the spitting image of his mother, even more so than Rei.
Seconding this, I would watch/read the fuck out of this. I love alternate retellings of Evangelion for some reason, it seems so interesting. This especially would be fucking perfect, if only to see how adult Shinji and Asuka would interact.
yeah, Misato's tits are not that big, and I'm pretty sure her nipples are darker
well minus kenske (kawaru cockblocked him from piloting eva) that happens in angelic days
This interview is such a goldmine. I love the image of Anno studiously reading sappy romance novels cause he cannot into women.
I'd scuba dive with Anno. I bet we'd be able to go pretty deep.
>I bet we'd be able to go pretty deep
droppin' in to say a big FUCK YOU to Funimation for delaying indefinitely the 3.33 release
Why would you even want to give Funi money anyways?
i like having a physical copy of my shit
you're the reason why i have to pay over 100$ for 4 unsubtitled episodes
FTFY, BDs are the only way to go. I can buy one or two a year if I save up a lot.
Just buy a nip BD. Western releases jew you on quality, anyways.
> over 100$ for 4 unsubtitled episodes
i barely have any fucking money with my payments and shit, i cant fucking import BDs, especially if they dont include english subs
Why would you actually watch the BD? http://utw.me/2013/04/27/evangelion-3-33-you-can-not-redo/
Wow that's by far the most complete description of Eva's backstory I've read. What's the source? LNs? Mangas? Interviews? 2ch posts?
i already have it
like i said, i like to have physical copies of my stuff
Probably the show and Annos NGE2 "classified documents" interviews
Get the nip BD's, and don't give Funi your money. Funi should die.
>See Rebuild 3 up for preorder on Amazon
>Release date March 31
>Yesterday get a mail saying it's been delayed
>New estimated release date is in late July/early August