Sanya is best nya.
Are there any others?
Well I just feel awful now
I didn't like it either
I'm actually glad she doesn't look even remotely like Sanya, would be much worse if she did.
USA USA USA
Why is she so perfectly cute?
This thread needs more Germany.
USL USL USL*
Good way to start the thread
Is it Super Perrine Time?
It's always Super Perrine Time.
It's the best time of every day!
This just makes me want a SW hentai OVA. It would be a (damningly) guilty pleasure and no SW anon should ever talk about it but all would be glad it existed.
Except when it's Super Erica Time.
Goddamnit am I the only one that can't sexualize the Witches? Honestly, I can find them cute and even sometimes sexy but I can't think of anything involving sex with them.
Me after a Perrine encounter.
This art style is great.
Perrine pls go
is she missing part of her pants
Maybe it's connected to garterbelt from both sides!
One day I'll actually watch Strike Witches.
That day is tomorrow, faget.
Why not today?
Not him, but I just watched the first 4 episodes today. Didn't have any expectations, but it's nice. I hope Hartmann gets more screentime soon.
I hate Closterface
so that is untrue.
Oh anon. So naive. So full of hope.
I can't bear to tell him.
That's okay, I'm used to disappointment.
We still have the OVA to look forward to
SW is shit. Only good episodes are the Sanya episode and the last five or so. You know, the ones with an actual plot that gets immediately discarded in season 2.
What plans do you have for your witchfu next Friday?
The pillow came in today, and we're going to a German restaurant on Saturday, so I guess Valentines came a week early for the most part.
Ausf.F2 confirmed for Tina.
Poor Yoshika, she's even crying in her sleep there.
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
We just need some animator anons and we can make it happen.
All the SW seiyuus have done eroge work under pseudonyms, so we can get the voices if necessary.
You mean you're taking your daki to a restaurant?
Can I get a directory of those?
No. That would be silly.
I've got the picture in my wallet for stuff like that.
Sorry, haven't got one. There's that one VA database site that also lists known eroge aliases for seiyuus.
I did a bit of quick research when someone mentioned Ayuru Ohashi aka Nakai Erika had done one of the voices in AA, but I don't even remember what her eroge alias was.
There's that one game which had most of the 501st JFW voices, it was commonly mentioned in SW threads at one point.
I also found another game with at least Eila's and Sanya's VAs. They had sex. I can never forget this when thinking about eilanya.
Most people who watch SW develop their interest over time.
First they all like Hartmann, nobody knows why but she happens to be the entry level waifu, probably forced by Krautchan.
The follow up is Shirley and Lucchini depending on personal sexual preference.
An then we get to Sanya and Eila, complete faggots go for Sanya, people with more self esteem tend to like Eila.
Lynette is a bit special, people usually like her for her tits and because she is clumsy in the beginning of the show. I think most of the Lynette fans do deserve her, same goes for Yoshika, both girls pretty unspectacular so I figure loving them is not a temporary thing.
Militaryfags like Sakamotos laugh and how simple she can be, Sakamoto is a ok tier waifu.
I don't understand Minna fans, the reasons to like her seem more complex. The people who started to like her after the singing act are faggots.
Trude is a top level Waifu with more personality than Hartmann, very underrated but I see crazy love for her by a few people on /a/.
The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne, everybody hated her when they first watched the show. I hated her for at least a year or so and while I expressed my hate by posting bad things on /a/, I sort of realized I actually like her. It wasn't easy to accept that this stupid bitch got me to this point but I didn't want to deny it either so I let it happen and fell in love with her. She isn't my waifu because I never cheat but I never had such a intense experience with any other girl ever.
Honestly, I wouldn't even care. If I saw someone with the balls to go to a restaurant with a daki, and they had the taste to have the best witch on it I'd at least give them my number to talk to them later.
It would get dirty though.
>someone with the balls to go to a restaurant with a daki,
...would likely be a complete faggot like melonpan.
If you eat like a wild animal, yeah.
I mean just getting around town.
Love is de-d-d-d-dead.
I would do unimagineable things to Lucchini if she hurts Trude.
Doing unimagineable things to Lucchini sounds like a good pastime.
Where's all the love!?
Wake up, anons!
I just woke up geez.
Some still have jobs
New Girls und Panzer Movie and OVA info has just been released.
Meanwhile, here at SW land......
At SW land
OVA and S3 this year
I also just woke up.
I had a weird dream Perrine developed a crush on me and started stalking me similar to how she did with Mio back in season 1.
What would you anons do in that situation?
I want to touch Lucchini.
All we have is announcements buddy. We don't have a set date much less promo art yet.
Not even a sliver of information, no official statements, no nothing. The various comments the staff made are vague too.
Amelie a cute.
We know it's going to be 2014.
No we don't.
If you're talking about Kazuhiro Takamura's statement, he just said that Strike Witches will keep moving and "Start-Up" again in 2014.
That is still pretty vague. We still know jack shit.
Like a vague announcement is not enough to hold up my hype until we get it
Sure, you could say it's not technically "confirmed" but you'd have to be really daft to not get the hints.
Well you know that the OVA is more 501st
I can't help but like all the random stuff this guy draws.
I'm back. So...any new updates?
I hate you Mitsu
I hate you
My inner lumberjack is sickened by the number of errors in that picture.
Also, full feature.
I thought she was Origami for a second there.
Lol, that's not even close.
Next week should be glorious
Hair down Trude is best Trude.
Trude looks marvelous with her hair down, much better than the pig tails look.
Hair down Trude is a miracle of the universe.
>If only it appears as a cameo on new series...
I want to hug Trude gently when she wakes up from a nightmare.
I want to see her smile more, it makes my heart go doki, doki!
Gertrude will never adopt you as a younger brother.
God dammit anon, clutching my chest and dropping to the floor right now.
Good night, for now.
It's only the afternoon Nipa.
>Marseille will never try to strip me as she's barely clothed in front of me
Why do I even bother anymore?
End it all, already.
>long straight blonde hair
>very nice body in general
>likes to drink
Yet I can't fap to her.
Drinking with Hanna looks like it would be the greatest thing in the world. I hope she doesn't take advantage of a lightweight manlet like me.
What's it like to be a faggot?
Don't give up anon, you can still dream of her.
ask this guy
What's it like to be fucked by Nippa?
So you want Trude to have nightmares? That's pretty low Anon.
Amazing. Her soft body is pure bliss. Her adorkable character would it make even better.
But why would that anon wanting to get undressed by Marseille be considered faggotry?
I-I just want to comfort her, that's all. I'd never want a witch to be harmed in any wa.
Because he won't shut the fuck up
Point taken. It's not like there's much to talk about untill some actual news are announced for the new season and the OVA.
Don't you guys let the love die!
How would the witches act drunk? Post your thoughts.
I want to see Trude drunk, not sure how she would act though.
I wonder. What would happen if Eila and Sanya would get drunk together?
Come back from to work to see the love this dead?
Come on guys post some best angel
Cause it's my birthday!
I, as a Marseille fan, get bullied and told to get fucked all the time. I don't see why I should keep on posting in these threads.
What? I'm a Marseille fan too but I don't get bullied at all. Let's spread the love.
It's always midnight somewhere
We never bully
We only poke fun because we care
Witches who don't even realize they are sex symbols are best witches.
we know for a fact that Mio can't contain her lesbian impulses when drunk
I wonder if the guys at home in the witch universe have pin up posters of the witches.
I would definitely have one of Lynette.
Would it be lewd?
Cute not lewd.
Maybe a nice poster of her drinking tea in a really scenic setting.
I'd have something like this.
I'd like to have this above my bed.
Perrine a beaut.
That is all.
After a while it would be weird having them all staring at my dick
Would be more like this
love is so alive and well, I nearly wet my Helma
Also, what amuses me is that Minna's look says that she's pretty much fine with that.
Erica looks disappointed
I don't exactly remember how Erica looked during that scene. Maybe she expected more from Mio?
Perrine does have a nice bum.
I wonder if the Russians have been getting ideas from Strike Witches for their Olympics opening ceremony? They did have flying lolis.
>They did have flying lolis.
God and I missed it
>they did have flying lolis
will Karlsland win the Sotchi?
where the lolis at?
I want Shizuka to motivate me with love into something productive and useful to society.
I want Minna to hold me in her arms
That's my dream. Minna is love.
Can we show Shizuka some love? I love that no fun allowed girl.
I want Yoshika to be my private nurse. Her butt is so cute.
What is it about no fun allowed girls that make them so wonderful?
That and Shizuka has pretty hair.
I don't know but I just love this crazy girl
you can have her all for you alone
>being a Yoshika hater
I wasn't asking for your permission.
I like what I see.
I can't wait until Shizuka meets Erica.
I want there to be a running gag where she only runs into Erica when she appears to be doing something really dutiful and exemplary and scolds Trude for getting on the case of such a model soldier (much to her dismay).
just because I don't want her, doesn't mean I hate her
I want Shizuka, Trude, Helma and Angela to scold me lovingly.
Eila please stop being so puffy
I've saved this picture three times already and yet I can't stop.
Angela is similar to Trude and Shizuka in personality? I love her even more now.
Later she does a slav squat while tasting the wine.
I want to ride Franco's horse
why is she such a lady
Where is the working pixiv grabber
I want Eila to dress me in Sanya's uniform then rape me just like in my fantasies.
Fusobutts > *
>They did have flying lolis.
I killed fifty Nueroi.
i need this
North Europe tits > *
>Nipa in Sanya's uniform.
How is the anon with the Karlsland Hime Uta doing
What's going on here?
Loli trude is riding Helma like a horsey.
Minna IS sex.
I can't wait any longer /a/. When is S3 going to air already?
What would sex with Minna be like?
I wonder if you'd listen to classical music during.
I wish loli Trude would ride me like a horsey.
it would be the softest and loveliest thing in the world
she will listen to Schlager of the 30'S-40's
I would like to ride Chris
Mio pls control yourself
Soft witches are best witches.
imagine a threesome with Minna and Heidi
soft as the moon
Huh, so they really did the 2 year thing.
Given S1 was 2008, S2 was 2010 and the movie was 2012, people have been predicting a S3 in 2014 for a while, but still.
Wonder how long the franchise will last? Pray for success in 2014, or there won't be a 2016.
Minna is in heat
>or there won't be a 2016.
love can't die, baka
Now that I want. Maybe Minna and Hanna to mix up the dominant and submissive a little.
What do you guys think Sanya would like to do on Valentines day? Australia is lacking in Russian themed anything.
I prefer it all soft or all hard
when I want some action I would go with Hanna and Gollob
I've been wondering how many shows filled with fan service have become as popular as SW?
Valentines night could be more romantic though.
I want to put my D in it, even if its just one time
SW is serious History, or you think someone without any knowledge or interest can enjoy it like we do
Infinite Stratos more like infinite shit amirite? sold like hotcakes. Not sure if it had any lasting popularity, seeing as /a/ doesn't talk about it and I've never seen it.
Are Hug Bunny's hugs pure or do they have a more lewd purpose?
I know it's infinite shit but can Laura be witch too?
Saving these individually is goddamn irritating. He has so many images with folders of images.
Is there a finer thing in that world than getting drunk and watching Strike Witches?
Which JFW will the new season be? Place your bets
>Eila x Helma
This is getting odd.
502nd with 90% probability.
Did she pretend to fall over to get a look at some pantsu?
Wouldn't doubt it.
HOLY SHIT DAT ASS
I wouldn't even know what to do with it, but I want one.
Helma would just piss all over your floors and sheets, you don't want her
You wouldn't do anything with it.
I'm watching you.
Well I just saved everything on this page.
Now I have to sort it all. FUCK
I'd build a shrine around it and start a cult for worshipping it. You're free to join.
Those spats are pretty tight.
Imagine this being the reaction of the witches when you meet them for the first time.
Aye. A little too tight.
Also does anyone want this folder-> >>101697401 ?
I want to make Elma my imouto.
Next season. ;_;
A noble wish.
I'll be making use of it, I guess. Thanks.
The link doesn't work for me. ;_;
Where can you download things from?
Mega usually works fine for me, last I checked.
Thank you, WPG.
Drinking makes Strike Witches infinitely a whole more better.
Rewatching the last two episodes of season 1.
How many times is it now that the witches have been disbanded?
Thanks, I'll have to try it one day.
Ale and witches go hand in hand. Wouldn't mind drinking ale with Hanna one day.
>The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne, everybody hated her when they first watched the show.
Get the fuck out.
What kind of faggot would leave Erica, Gertrude and Minna alone on the side of the road?
Pick them up.
Erica sits on lap, Minna is in the middle and Trude is on the far side.
Made me chuckle.
One that wants his balls intact.
>Placing Erica on your lap.
She's more than likely to crack your testicles with her ass.
That would be Minna... Erica would be likely to grab them and crush them.
Ericas butt though, man. That butt.
i'm not an ass man, would much prefer to sit on Minna or Gertrude's lap while I use their breasts as a pillow.
Imagine how soft they would be.
What would sex with Marsielle be like?
What is sex with anyone like?
I wish to have Erica stroke my balls.
Did WPG go to bed? I was hoping for the mega link.
Witches who would be GREAT imoutos.
For some reason it's uploading at a whopping 32kb/s.
My internet has been shit as fuck lately.
Do you even Trude?
>it's uploading at a whopping 32kb/s.
Oh, sorry to keep you busy like that.
>My internet has been shit as fuck lately.
Happens to me also quite often, despise using a 100mbit optical cable connection.
Yoshika would make a shit tier sister. It's all about types like Lynette man, you gotta build up her confidence so that she comes running to hug you while yelling "I love you onii-chan".
How did Erica's archetype make it "not easy" for his soviet captives?
Left or right?
I choose the mystery box.
Well he kind of started a fucking prison riot
I'd fight bare-handed against an army of communists to free Erica from prison any day
Fight me, fgt. I'd break your bones like sticks.
Sorry guy, I don't think Mega is going to work. It's not going over 17kb/s.
I also don't know of a upload service that isn't a banned URL.
Or how to get around the banned URL because I've never had to.
>Sorry guy, I don't think Mega is going to work.
Oh well, can't be helped. Thanks anyways. And sorry for making you re-upload the folder.
>Or how to get around the banned URL because I've never had to.
Guess I can finally go to bed then, just have to finish reading that one yuri manga.
Communist scum, how dare you lock up such an angel, I will personally kill you and all your friends to save her
I'll stand with this anon, he fights for justice.
Does mediafire work? Is that still even a thing? I have an old link with all of the OSTs that seems to work
He's one of those crazy people who can't download from it.
Mind posting that link?
>how dare you lock up such an angel
War is war, can't be helped.
>I will personally kill you and all your friends to save her
Anon, please. I'd knock you out without even trying to do so. How many bears have you faught with, with just your bare fists, in your lifetime?
The good guys always win out in the end anon, you and your dictators will fall and the angels will be free
But the Soviets won the war. Germany and Hitler were the ones who've fallen.
Because he was the bigger dick/dictator, who lost the cold war and collapsed though, communism never lasts
What? Anon do you even know what the fuck you're talking about now or are you just spouting random nonsense now?
Do you not know what the cold war was
This is fromthe time of Generals, so don't hate me if it doesn't work
Yes, but what does that have to do with Hitler and Germany during WWII?
Strangely enough, this link works for me without problems, but WPGuys doesn't. ;_;
I had changed the subject from Hitler to the cold war, it was pretty obvious
What about this? I removed the space and ~. Maybe?
>it was pretty obvious
Not really. Your sentences are kinda fucked up and hard to read/get.
Works fine like that, thanks.
Yup. The folder is a lot bigger than I thought. Also it's downloading really, really slow for me. But I'm intrigued in seeing the actual content. Again, thanks WPG.
What is this?
be honest, how many of you are also here
4Chan is the only website I come to.
Same here. 4chan is the only website i come to post and talk shit about. I use other websites only as resources.
That said I do love me some warthunder
While I do play War Thunder, I've never been to the forums except sometimes taking part in scrn shot contest.
Probably won't either too ever.
I don't play much vidya, never tried WT, nor am willing to. So I don't know anything about the forum/thread there, nor am I interested in reading it.
I had read that as Wart Hunder and was thinking it was the new Krautchan or something...
I play but never visit the forums.
I'm so sorry, I just had to do it.