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Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.

Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.
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old copypasta is old
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Never going to be finished lol
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Ok i lol'd,especially at the part regarding the Flowery Hamburger
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>All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins.

Especially the ones where she's the one calling the shots
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haven't seen that copypasta in a while.
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>>10164675
>Flowery Hamburger

It's Yakult. Know your characters, dammit.
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>>10164675
you'll be better in a week or two, and obsessing over the next anime. Its a vicious cycle which never ends.
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>>10164675
>I'm failing as I type this.

Fix'd.
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>>10164721
Sauce please?
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>>10164675
sry bro she's gay
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>>10167126
http://rapidshare.com/files/12810980/_Doujinshi__piko_piko_-_rabirinsu_-_suisui_suiishi_dorimu.zip
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School Days has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Makoto was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with the OVA. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the guys. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Nice Boat of my own. I suddenly had a craving for dicks, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been sucking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Magical Heart Kokoro-chan. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Makoto. All I want from life is to be able to hold Makoto and be able to cheer him up, make him happy again, so I can see his smile again. I fantasize about him becoming real, so I can go out with him, make sweet, sweet, love to him, and marry him and have a happy life with my dear Makoto. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no Nice Boat, not hot." All I can fap to is Makoto doujins. I see Sekai's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Makoto cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Makoto doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about him or post his picture, and pissed off when I hear the word Nice Boat.

Come to me, Makoto! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're a manly man, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.
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>>10167259

tl;dr
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>>10167259

>Flowery Hamburger

missed one
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>>10167273
Makoto also loved flowery hamburgers
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>>10167167

Not working link
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Moe~
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>>10167167
an error has popped meaning file not found....
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Welcome to Otakudom.

also tea is good for you!
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>>10168490
Your teeth disagree with you.
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>>10168541
Unless you brush them on a regular basis like i do.

Japan = Green tea
India/Britian = red tea
America = Ice tea.
Russia = Vodtea
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Did someone say desu?
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I have a fantasy of being Shinku's tea bitch and serving her tea
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right. i think i've herd it too desu~
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>>10168878
manga or doujin? haven't read the manga yet
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souseiseki reportin in
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>>10168977
win
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>>10168956
>>10168961
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>>10168999
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gentlemen
suigintou is ded.
And I have a theory about the culprit.



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