The wii is fucking eight years old. Get it together Kyoani.
No one fucking cares nerd
Everyone still uses it, no one has bought anything from the next console generation.
>The Wii is eight years old.
I don't believe you. It came out just a few years ago!
>Nintendo getting BTFO
>not even KyoAni acknowledges the Wii U
I always think OP can't be any more of a faggot, but he constantly proves me wrong.
>The wii is fucking eight years old
This can't be true.
>Caring about video game consoles.
What's it feel like being a kid?
Made me chuckle a bit.
>implying its not a Mii
And how old is the PC?
The Gameboy is 25 years old.
What, you can't play on old consoles? I use my Gamecube all the time.
Do you think anybody actually bought the Wii U?
I still have my PS2 and I use it regularly. I'll never be able to see the PS2/GCN era as "old".
No, everybody just somehow found it in their room.
>singing karaoke at night
Doesn't Japan have noise laws?
>What's it feel like being a kid?
He asked on the image board about chinese cartoons
>Taking the bait.
95 out of every 100 anime fans may be a shameless weeaboo, but enjoying it certainly doesn't make you one.
>Everyone still uses it
They stopped making Wii games two years ago. No one uses the Wii anymore.
I don't think the general populace really cares is angeneric party game is a few years old.
>They stopped making Wii games two years ago.
No way. I don't believe you.
Have I been living under a rock?
They're still making games, but they're ALL shovelware.
> On October 20, 2013 Nintendo confirmed it discontinued production of the Wii in Japan and Europe.
Jesus Christ, how did I miss this?
Trees are fucking 400 million years old. Get it together Kyoani.
As if there needed to be any more evidence Kyoani's audience are fucking babies.
>bitching about wii
At least it's not a fucking PS2.
Last actual game was The Last Story, if I remember correctly.
This thread made me realize I've officially lost touch with the world of videogames.
I'll just be here enjoying my 10 year old games, thank you very much.
I had never realized it, but the Frees actually play animal crossing on a PS2. Unless Makoto has other consoles hidden in his room.
Nigger, I'll fight you. PS2 is the best entertainment platform to this day. So much fucking variety you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had ten lives.
As expected of KyoAni. They put the GOAT console in the GOAT anime.
>implying you ever need to be in touch with the world of videogames
The guy who's playing SMS and Apple II games reporting in.
Games stopped changing a while ago. The gameplay remain more or less the same. The only thing that changes is amount of pixels in textures' resolution, amount of polygons spent on models, and amount of Morton's forks in game.
Did you know that out of 25 GBs of MGR: Revengeance's resources (PC version), only 3GB or so are spent on the actual game, and everything else is just cutscenes?
As expected of Gay Swimming.
Haruka's isn't actually plugged him but they don't want to trigger his autism so they leave him be.
They wouldn't be playing it if they didn't have to stay up all night
When that failed you can see why everyone else got bored of the console
>not owning retro game consoles
Are you enjoying being a youngfag anon?
>isn't actually plugged him
fujoshi pls go
>subs covering the feet
PS3 controllers have red lights. Those are PS2 controllers.
Oh shit didn't even realize it. Gee, my cover is blown.
Gamecube games still don't feel the least bit old. I'll be playing Melee and Wind Waker until the end of time.
They should have fucked instead.
The wii is arguably the best console to play with a group of friends. Especially if those friends are "female" otherwise known as "filthy casuals"
They have triggers a-la PS3 controllers. PS2 controllers' L2 and R2 are buttons. These look like wired PS3 controllers.
They wouldve passed out and slept several times better. But god damn, I loved the looknof pain on Rikka's face when she got NTR'd.
Wii is an excellent console.
Wait, what the fuck?
It has Megadrive controller, but it has CD drive, but the CD drive is monolithic and not attachable?
Is that fucking Sega Saturn or something? I really pity the guy who owns that console.
Please do not sexualize the Konata.
>knowing they exist
>ever needing one of these
I bet you faggot have friends. ;_;
That's obviously a Saturn, silly.
They have good taste.
This. Yuuta made a good choice by buying a Wii when he decided to go normalfag. If he had gotten a PS3 he'd be filled with anime games. But you see him having a mid-week sleepover with a bunch of girls.
He's living the teenage dream.
Are you implying something? Because I'm currently playing Castlevania SotN on my PSX.
>Blazblue game CD
That's one interesting Saturn there.
>tfw you sold your gamecube and all its games to buy a ps2
>tfw you sold your ps2 and all its games to buy a wii
>tfw you sold your wii and all its games to buy a ps3
A-at least I still have my n64!
>I'll just be here enjoying my 10 year old games, thank you very much.
Modern vidya is shit, so enjoy it.
>The only thing that changes is amount of pixels in textures' resolution, amount of polygons spent on models, and amount of Morton's forks in game.
Finally somebody who knows what's up. God damn.
"New games" my ass. The great majority of mainstream games are the same thing as 20 years ago with more pixels and polygons on screen.
I'm having fun emulating PC-98, heaps of good things there, just as complex as today's games. Well, no cutscenes.
FUCK MOOT I DIDN'T POST THAT
Enjoy your eyecancer.
There's also a PS3 right next to it, silly.
Duke Nukem 64>Duke Nukem 3D
My PS2 died few days ago ;_;
The only thing that actually causes eyestrain is bad pallette choice. Badly modeled 3D is actually worse on the eyes than badly done sprites. Just saying.
>The great majority of mainstream games are the same thing as 20 years ago with more pixels and polygons on screen.
If this was the case, the modern game industry wouldn't be shit.
Modern games are different. They are made with a different philosophy.
>The 3DS is three years old.
>By this time, the GBA was entering it's endgame.
I don't know if it is that the 3DS has a small catalog, or the GBA has a fuckhuge one.
Since 2010 or earlier video games sure went to shit, that could explain /v/'s state.
I'd say it is all about being entertained nowadays. Old games required serious work to complete
Well back then games were much simpler. Now they do less games but try to cram as much content as possible in them, explaining the fucking horrible prices.
>If this was the case, the modern game industry wouldn't be shit.
It is not. While a lot of modern games are, indeed, made with instant gratification, social services merging and marketing and sales factor in mind, we have been given a wide variety of tools to work with.
For example, look at the variety of roguelikes. Or any games that are done due to sheer enthusiasm, actually.
It's not so much about content, as it is about "features" and wow-effect. If a lot of the games games actually had content (or a diverse randomized generator of it), they would've been so much better.
No, the main change is how they see their customers.
This is true for society as a whole.
Back in the 80's and to a lesser extent the 90's, customers were treated as adults with some sense of intelligence.
Now, it's the norm to treat all your customers like bumbling fucking children with no clue about anything.
>Now, it's the norm to treat all your customers like bumbling fucking children with no clue about anything.
Because they usually are.
They wouldn't be if they weren't treated like it.
It's because right now the industry has become too big and too much money is involved, so they can't afford to make games anymore without making sure that they're going to be bought by as many people as possible.
You mean the Wee is for eigth year olds?
B-but I still use my Wii for Project M...
My grandfather bought one a month ago. Normals wait until things get really cheap.
And that's why it's going to fucking crash.
They've lost sight of their priorities and spend more money on marketing than they do in making the fucking product and make half of the cost back. A majority of the big game companies are in the shitter, with very few exceptions.
Hell, even Nintendo is having financial difficulty. It's fucking done, and I can't wait for it.
Hopefully it'll purge the vidya boards.
Why didn't they?
Yuuta slept with four girls.
That game is shit
4 girls and one slut.
>stay up into the early hours, outlasting the staying up all night party downstairs
>check in at regular intervals
>when they're all asleep crawl into bed next to childhood friend
>the excuse for all of this is that it's an old habit
What the hell is pink bitch's problem?
I don't care about the vidya boards, I just want all the billion-dollar companies to explode and things to go back to dudes who want to do clever things with computers to entertain people.
>Nintendo is done for, guys!
>Not softmodding your wii and playing games off an external hard drive
Can the black Wii be softmodded?
Any wii that isn't the Wii Mini can be soft modded. Basically just make sure it has an SD card slot and you're good to go
So, PM is brawl for FOX ONLY, NO ITEMS, FINAL DESTINATION tourneyfags, or is fun for casuals too.
That rumor of them adding Isaac made me interested on it.
It's fun for casuals too. It makes it feel much more fast paced like Melee was.
>Not using a Wii every day
Project M is on Wii. So yeah.
Damn, I am still using my PS2
>implying items are fun
>implying shit stages are fun
>implying floaty shit is fun
Brawl should never be played
I got a big black not-so-soft Wii you can mod all you want, cowboy ;^)
There are a lot of shit floaty stages, but items are always fun.
Space Furries with no items on reasonable stages is as fun as it gets.
play the superior HD Windwaker already
I'd rather play it on my PC without the retarded bloom and lighting.
>not having a Wii for Project M and No More Heroes
Look at this guy.
>No More Heroes
Overrated to hell and back. Gameplay sucks. The only good thing about the game are the characters.
Man I really need a PS3
>No More Heroes
It's on ps3 as well, no reason to get wii for just one game. Better emulate it.
So many japshit games I'd like to play
So what if it's not cutting edge? I've still got my Saturn hooked up to my big CRT for glorious nippon shooters and fighters - step up senpai.
How does this make sense, babies wouldn't remember the ...
Oh, you were trolling. Sorry.
I bought a Wii U for Wii Fit U.
I regret nothing.
And? Is it impossible to play a game after it turns 2 years? We still play Dokapon Kingdom with my friends and nobody gives a fuck how old is it.
>They made Zelda all cartoony and shit?
Holy shit it used to make my blood boil when people would say that shit about Wind Waker when it first came out. It was one of my faves in the series then and still is now. Fuck people with no taste.
Hey now, only another 2 months and the Vesperia PS3 translation will be done and my 5 year old PS3 purchase will be worth it.
So much /v/ mentality ITT
The Wii U just isn't trendy enough to star in a anime.
What the fuck, man.
At least get W101, it's fucking great
It was in the Sonico anime.
>I bought a Wii U for Wii Fit U.
Used one for glorious four player Time Splitter 2.
Get Monster Hunter you raging faggot.
Can't you read?
The Sonico anime
I have 3 controllers for my PS3 and I have no clue what to do with the two remaining ones.
Well excuse me if I've never heard of your hedgehog anime.
I'd call you a faggot but to be fair, that's the same thing I thought when I first heard the name too.
Apparently Sonico is the mascot of Nitroplus, the VN company that made Saya no Uta.
How could anyone hate Windwaker?
What kind of monsters were you talking to?
How new are you to /a/ to never hear of Sonico before the anime?
She had threads dedicated to her.
Who hype here
OH FUCK IT'S A REAL THING
Where were you back then? Plebs were everywhere and said the cartoon look sucked.
Are you implying something with that picture anon
I guess I was too busy enjoying it and not interacting with people.
...Not much has changed.
I really don't know. I've been here four years but first heard about here on this winter's chart.
>tfw I got no games for Wii and PS3 after all these years
I broke my ps2
Fix it. PS2s are easy as balls to repair.
You can easily emulate a ps2 now, so who cares.
Aren't they going to put it on steam together with FC?
But the Wii U still barely has any good games beyond Nintendo regurgitating old shit. Why would they bother buying one?
>not using CFW and softmods
I still can't manage to emulate MGS3 correctly, even with good hardware.
Whole episode confirmed KyoAni's hatred for Deko.
I stepped on it. It's literally in pieces
Vita showing superiority over the 3DS as usual.
Remember guys, Vita means "life"; 3DS means "3 Disgusting Shits".
3DS is region locked 3DPD , while vita is glorious region free 2D.
What else do you need?
What are they gonna do? Buy a Wii U?
>Leaving consoles on the floor
Nigger, lose some weight. Fat PS2s are harder than bricks.
I swear I've dropped my PS2 on the floor a dozen times and it still works fine.
It was mostly the "gamer" crowd from my high-school. In all honesty, by my standards today, they weren't really plebs (PC Master race, almost all of them), but they were serious graphics whores. I can't help but wonder what kind of "gamers" they are today. Almost all of them went into CS/Game-Dev post-secondary, but I didn't because I wanted an actual job, lol.
>tfw my sister let the dog enter my room running while I was playing a gamecube game on my wii
He got stuck in the controller's cable and threw the console to the floor.
The front broke and I got a black screen when I tried turning it on.
I had to send it to repair, and the broken plastic remains ugly after I glued it back together.
I already regret buying my 3DS and am intending to sell it for a Vita once I finish Lunatic+ on FE:A. I essentially only bought it because I've been a huge FE fag for a really long time.
What about Smash Bros? You aren't gonna buy a Wii U just for it, are you?
Keep your 3DS and buy a vita as well.
Idort is the true master race that will conquer the universe.
>Not being part of the EU 3DS, US 3DS and Vita handheld masterrace.
I'm not even social.
Play 4 player shit? That being said I can't remember the last time I played a splitscreen post ps2/gc game. Warhawk with 4 people was fun.
He is implying he has no friends, anon.
Unlike you who is a normalfag that needs to get out.
I got a 500GB PS3 so I think it's impossible to put CFW in it
Waiting for Smash Bros
Smash Bros is for the Wii U you retard
WORD? Maybe I was talking about why I haven't bought a Wii U yet and forgot to quote the person talking about Wii U selling poorly, fagmunch.
Nothing wrong with Wii Fit, it's fun and a good way for fat lazy NEETs to get some exercise. Plus the balance board is pretty moe.