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According to KOMO-TV, the ABC affiliate in Seattle, Washington, 10-year-old Codey Porter died at 3:35 p.m PST today. The boy was hospitalized on Saturday after suffering respiratory failure when he was buried, headfirst, in a sandbox. He had reportedly asked his playmates to bury him in order to recreate the attacks used by the fictional ninja from the Naruto anime's fictional Village Hidden in the Sand.

Porter had been resuscitated with CPR and taken to an Everett hospital and later transferred to the Children's Hospital in Seattle where he died.

A memorial fund has been set up for Porter on the Gold Creek Community Church's Web site.
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>>10163511
There's already a Sandmastah thread on the front page. Go there now!
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EPIC FAIL = ME
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etc.
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That's fucking horrible. Poor kid.
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SAND BURIAL!
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so is narutu gonna get a nice boat this weekend?
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>>10163582
Naruto doesn't get NICE BOAT! Naruto ge-*black screen*
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Q:WTF is wrong with America?
A:people

Not that America is particularly special in that respect. In one country a kid buries his head to get superpowers, in another a kind blows himself up to get 47 virgins.
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*sigh how true
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>>10163626
That's not quite the same thing.
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>>10163626
don't forget one kid axes her father
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its not the same but still, it is a reminder of how fucked up america is but it also remonds us how damn stupid the whole fucking world has become
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>>10163511

you fail
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>>10163547
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When will the kids learn that cartoons don't work in real life?
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>>10165434
Looks like those "parental advisory" messages ain't effective as it seems.
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>>10165434
FUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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AHAHAHAHAHA oh wow, that's really fucking stupid.
That kid was a waste of air, and I'm glad another narutard bites the dust.
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>>10163511
LOL ART IS A BLAST!!!!!!
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>>10165478
So you believe that people should die for liking Naruto?
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Oh, so he died in the end? At first I thought he was just hospitalized..

..now it's even more amusing. Natural selection at work, gentlemen. This is what happens when you fucking coddle children with censorship and other pampering bullshit.

Remember the days when toys could injure you? Like those bake ovens with the heated pans that fucking burned your hand if you were dumb enough to touch it while it was heated. Or those electric car and train tracks that gave you a shock when you stuck your finger where it didn't belong?

Remember when fucking TV taught us that 'hey, if you get stabbed by someone, it'll fucking hurt, and you'll bleed and then you'll die'? Heck, remember when TV in general taught us 'people die'. Did any of us try to recreate the fatal shit that we saw on TV back then? No. Because we knew better, goddammit.

Goddamned brats and their goddamned Narutofaggotry.
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Americans are dumb.
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>>10165490
LOL
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>>10165506

He's up for a Darwin Award don't you think?
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>>10165505
I believe people should die if they are buried.
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>>10165434
thats not funny I got arrested for that
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How many of us tried to perfor a Kamahameha when we were kids? I know I did.

The problem isn't that kids are getting stupider, it's that they have a shittier selection of what to immitate.
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How many of us tried to perfor a Kamehameha when we were kids? I know I did.

The problem isn't that kids are getting stupider, it's that they have a shittier selection of what to immitate.
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>>10165517
no doubt its in the mail.

What the fuck at 10 years old i was NOT this dumb.

at 10 years old I was wiring electric motors to toy cars.

I thought every generation was supposed to be smarter than the next?
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Kid just won a Darwin.
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>>10165536
they are smarter intellegence wise just not smarter common sense wise
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>>10165518
People die if they're killed, you know.
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>>10165552
No Shit, Sherlock.
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>>10165536
>>10165529

All kids are like this. It's normal.

Seriously, I copied my heroes (Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers) but I knew the limit. My parents taught me the limit.

I'd blame the parents if anything.
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>>10165529
So did I. But I wasn't stupid enough to try anything that would have caused me bodily harm (like ripping off my arm to see if it would grow back). Kid should have just tried to imitate chidori or whatever attack.
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>>10165547
Like I said, it's the pampering that does it. Whatever happened to 'trial by error'? Basic knowledge; if you do this, it will hurt and you will likely die. Kids these days are so coddled they don't even know the BASICS.
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>>10165518
1000 hours in MSPAINT.
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>>10165547
Intelligence being a subjective trait based on SOCIETY.
Hmm.
*takes a look at american society*
Ah that explains it.
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>>10165505

Naruto has nothing to do with that.
I believe anyone who was young and tried to jump off a tall building, thinking he can fly if he wears a cape (something along the lines of how this went) are a waste of air.
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>>10165571
i lol'd
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The loss of a young life is a tragedy I truely hope he is in a better place now(In b4 some fag says rotting underground)
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Kids do this stupid shit all the time! I remember one about Pokemon a few years back, and do not forget the large number of idiots kids who dressed up as Super Man and then jumped out the window thinking they could fly.
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>>10165583
Thankfully, in most such cases, the idiot kids in question just broke a few bones.

..But I bet they fucking knew better than to jump off a roof again.
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>>10165591
yeah now hes in seireitei
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>>10165604
Haha, oh wow.
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THIS JUST HAPPENED BECAUSE AMERICA IS FUCKING ANTI-INTELLECTUAL.

PROOF ME WRONG; GUYS!
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>>10165615

>PROOF
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DUR HUR HUR LETS CALL AMERICA STUPID BECAUSE A KID DIED DOING SOMETHING STUPID
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Well, this thread is going to get deleted now.
Not anime and manga related, as much as it is funny.
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Seriously they should ban all dubbed anime for under 18s. That shit is dangerous.
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what next? a pastor telling that naruto is the work of the devil?
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>>10165626

Who cares? They're all asleep.
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>>10165634
see
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>>10165626

Butthurt amerifag
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>>10165626
LETS CALL AMERICA STUPID.
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>>10163511
What will the fund be used for? Making kids more stupid?
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>>10165571
shoop

pixels etc
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>>10163511

This post made me remember about that guy who was dressed as Batman: he was about to fuck his woman, then he climbed the wardrobe and jumped towards the bed just like his hero... and then he killed himself by hitting hard the blanket chest.
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>>10165654
I lol'd
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>>10165635
Pope did that along time ago
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>he killed himself by hitting hard the blanket chest

English malfunction detected
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>>10165615
NO, OUR EDUCATION IS GOO-

Oh wait...
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You dumbass! Don't bury your head in sand!
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>>10165665
>hard the blanket chest

...Wait, what?
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>>10165676
Yeah, really. What's the reading percentage (or rate or whatever the hell it's called) there again?
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>>10165683

That has nothing to do with the idiots: they are everywhere.
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One freak incident is not an example of an entire generation.

Kids are just as smart and stupid as they were 20 years ago. Media is just more sensationalist. Take it from an oldfag.
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>>10165683
literacy rate?
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>>10165684
I loled. What's the sauce?
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>>10165699
I dunno. Maybe if they knew how to read they'd understand simple warnings in big letters saying "WARNING! CONSUME THIS AND YOU FUCKIN' DIE, k?".. cause let's face it, plenty of these American kids these days could be killed with minimal effort on account of their own idiocy.
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>>10165713
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>>10165705
Thanks, yeah, that's what I was after.
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>>10165713
obviously kaiji or akagi
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>>10165723
kaiji because theres no such scene in akagi
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rofl
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>>10165702
Two guys already gave the example of kids jumping off buildings to imitate Superman.
I won't be surprised if some dumbass kids tried to swallow acid or something like that to get super powers in that time.

The news is just more sensitive, I agree.
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>>10165760

Some fundamentalists believe they can handle snakes and drink poison without consequence.

If you die from a snakebite or poison drinking, then it's because you didn't have enough faith.
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>>10165760
and as a result more children will grow up thinking they are the centre of the universe, and that they can stick their heads in the sand, and if they cant mom and dad will be really sad.
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Why are kids so dumb? DOING THIS MIGHT GET ME HURT OR KILLED is not hard to imagine, Jesus.
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>>10163511
Oh wow, I used to live in Redmond (now I'm in Texas) and I kind of shocked. Wait so burying someone up to their chest in sand kills them? or was it the cold that got him?
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>>10165799

ORLY
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>>10165813
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You know what's strange? The other night before I heard about this I had this dream where I was burried in sand or something. I couldn't breathe or anything. I only remember it was involved in a Rozen Maiden dream....wut?
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>>10165813
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>>10165813
He was buried FACE-DOWN to the chest.
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>>10165813
>when he was buried, headfirst
Learn to read....
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And write.
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Like I said yesterday, no real life Chiyo-baa means DEAD END
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>>10163511
It's called natural selection.
For more information look up the findings of Charles Darwin.
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Natural Selection
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Stupid people die.

More stupid people try to ban whatever killed them.

Everything is banned.

Stupid people live.

Humanity dies.

-or-

Eugenics.

Stupid people are already dead.
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>>10165894
I still predict our future being a world run with presidents and leaders who are Narutofags - imagine the shitstorms.
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Anybody got info if he was kept down or not by the other kids?
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u know if u die innocence u go to heaven
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>>10165894

Stupid people die when they are killed.
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>>10165894
>Stupid people are already dead.
>...are already dead.
>...already dead.
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>>10165920

He was a naruto fan.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoJItlHZWVw

Related, skip ahead to 1:50
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>>10165952
Oh lawd
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>>10165928
Wait, so if you're intelligent, then you wouldn't die even if someone killed you?

Bricks were shat!
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>>10166032

I can survive bullets via sheer force of will.
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>>10166057
Those bullets have spiral energy. They come out the barrel spinning.
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>>10166068

Wrong. They're anti-spiral due to the coreolis effect!
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he a gl fag searching for laggan, but they thought it was all shounen shit n called it sand masters
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>>10166200
-1/10 learn to troll better.
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This kid is an new hero?!
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>>10166327
No, the kid is s& hero.
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