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How do two girls make love?

I honestly can't imagine sex with no penis involved.
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>>101632819
It's called a "STRAP-ON" genius.
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Here's an educational comic for you, OP.
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>>101632819
They hold hands and cuddle until one gets pregnant.
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>>101632819
Do they just, kinda, scissor?

But perhaps the most pertinent question: why are the two loli characters in yuru yuri objectively both better and funnier than the rest of the cast?
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>>101635242
I heard scissoring doesn't gives any actual pleasure.
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>>101635329
How can that be? With the right angle of smush it's clitoris on clitoris jousting?
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>>101635329
You heard wrong.
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>>101635242
>the two loli characters
Kaede and Mari?
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>>101635329
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>>101635525
If you say so, I know them by "Socio-economics loli" and "amusing loli #2"
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>>101635563
I never understood why half of /a/ wants to be a little girl, but now I think it's not a bad idea.
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The only solution.
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>>101635563
Speaking from experience, we do have orgasm competitions as well.
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>>101635408
>>101635481
>>101635563
Scissoring only works when you have the right flexibility, otherwise is just a painful position.
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>>101635563
>stopped having sex a few months into relationship, 100% lesbians, 50% hets.
[citation needed]

Is the real cause of lesbian bed death just getting all of the orgasms out of the way at the start?
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>>101635821
Lesbian death bed doesn't really exist.
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>>101635900
Of course it doesn't, but that makes my joke even less amusing than it already was.
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>>101635329
It's hard to get the angle right, especially with height discrepancies.
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>How do two girls make love?

One of the girls puts her penis into the other girl.
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anyone terrified at the idea of fisting?
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2 Girls don't have sex with each other because it's gay and wrong. Pray Jesus Christ.
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>>101637508
Depends which end of the fist I'm on.
As a man, yes, I am terrified.
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>>101637391
I guess I've never had to honestly consider the route of ingress for scissor based congress before, and honestly, I dot feel my life has improved for sympathising will lesbians a little more.
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One of them becomes a futa.
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Just rubbing against each other
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It's basically like that film 'The Wizard of Oz'.
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>>101632819
It's exactly like the last 20 minutes of the Adolescence of Utena.
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>>101635130
THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS
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Sometimes when I'm in crowds I try to sense lesbian auras.
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>>101632819
>I honestly can't imagine sex with no penis involved.
>Imagines sex with two penises involved.
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>>101632819
>Watching sex with a man involved
>Gay unless it's POV
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What is the color of Yuri?

Purple or Pink?
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>>101637929
I do the same thing in traffic. But it's less "sense their auras" and more "look for the Subaru Outback."
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>>101638031
You just need to develop your ethereal senses.
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>>101637929
>>101638031
I usually just look for females kissing because it's nice.
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>>101638031
Is the implication that Subaru outbacks are particularly lesbian?

Or do you just like them anon?
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>>101638182
The Outback is the official car of lesbian couples everywhere. It's like the female equivalent of the Mazda Miata.
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>>101638267
My kinda frumpy aunt who's got... weird taste in men drove one.

It'd really answer a lot of questions.
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>>101638389
Everyone has at least one lesbian aunt. It's kinda like the hot cousin rule.
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>>101632819
Lesbian sex is more romantic because there is no sex hungry man that just fucks the girl until he ejaculates inside her then he goes and falls asleep afterwards. It's just two girls that know each others' sweet spots. Plus they can have multiple orgasms, so it's even better for them. It's kinda gay when watching straight porn or hentai, because you're wacking it while there's a penis in it.
>end of story
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>>101638499
>And back to tumblr you go.jpg
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>>101638499
>it's gay when it's a man fucking a woman
>it's NOT gay when it's two literally gay women fucking each other
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>>101638499
>Next up, on fedora tips & tricks
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>>101638499
>watching gay sex isn't gay
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>>101638585
Notgay is the new gay.

Didn't you get the update?
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>>101638499
>a girl should watch two guys going at it because it's twice the straight!
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>>101635563
>having sex for more than an hour
What a waste of time, I can fap in under 3 minutes.
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>>101635808
How do you not end up just masturbating all day?
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>>101639130
Can't fall asleep in your hands arms ;_;
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>>101638499
>implying men watching straight porn is gay then yes. But for women, not so much
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>>101639130
You can bang your gf in 3 minutes too, but chances are she'll resort to 19 other men to have her dose for the day.
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>>101638499
>It's just 2 girls that know each others' sweet spots

Well this post seems alright.

>It's kinda gay when watching straight porn or hentai

whatthefuckamIreading.jpg
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>>101639201
How do you anon?
Wait. I'm posting on /a/, disregard that question, you needn't answer it.
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>>101635563
That could just be straight women being sexually repressed or ignorant of their own bodies. What actually would be interested is seeing the duration and orgasm count of single women.

Where the fujoshi at
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>>101639220
Fuck you.

I was having a good day.
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>>101639871
Wouldn't it awkward for the man if the girl starts touching herself while they're doing it? They can sort of guide the guy, but it can't be the same.
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I won't even bother quoting, but masturbating to het is gayer than doing it to yuri, you can suck my dick.
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>>101638499
>>101641615
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They can't, it's just mutual mastubation.
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>>101641761
>implying rubbing dicks isn't sex
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>>101641379
I'm sorry. Is there anyway I can make it up to you?
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>>101641761
Making love isn't necessarily intercourse.
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>>101639351
Refractory period and diminishing returns. Women don't have that shit.
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>>101641894
No, there isn't.

I'm gonna go cry now, I hope you're happy.
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>>101641529
That could be an issue, but I'm also of the opinion that straight women are less aware of what and why needs to be done with the clitoris.

If you surveyed straight single women and lesbian/bisexual single women, I am sure duration and frequency of 'sex as well as quantity of orgasms would all be higher for the bisexual/lesbian women. Any fujoshi input would probably prove this quite quickly.
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>>101635563
I feel bad for the 25%+ of those that had sex for over an hour, but only orgasmed once. What a waste of time.
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>>101641989
I've never been happy.
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>>101642033
If you really want to know I haven't talked to single woman online that couldn't achieve an orgasm alone and personally multiple are easy. The intense one and the sweet long afterglow one. Straight single by the way.
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>>101642070
>implying you've not spent an hour browsing sadpanda to only end up with a single orgasm and a used tissue
Having a dick is truly suffering.
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>>101642177
Me neither.

>captcha: suffered esoldro
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>>101642221
From those I've known not being able to orgasm or not knowing if they had was not that uncommon, while lesbian and bi friendshave always been quite boastful. Does it take 'work' or has it always came naturally?
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>>101642359
Wanna be unhappy together?
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>>101642243
Yeah but that's different. It's more about finding new material than actually fapping. Also orgasm as a man is different. Multiple orgasms are normal for women. As a man, its one then done, at least for a little while. Even still, if I wanted to I could easily fap twice within an hour.
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>>101642603
My sampling probably has very few "normalfags" in it, so there's that.
The courage of how far you can and know to go comes with age probably, also with getting bored of the good old spots. It's a practice makes perfect deal without any particular effort or research, no-one else knows your body.
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>>101642716
Sure, but it won't be as unhappy.
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>>101639871
>e straight women
>being sexually repressed
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>>101641989
I can sleep next to you if you want, anon.
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>>101642829
It'll still be pretty unhappy.
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>>101642733
I remember reading that female orgasms are even more potent than male orgasms, according to brain scans. So one orgasm an hour isn't that bad.

>The science of ahego
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>>101643011
Then let's be unhappy together.

>>101642878
I wish.
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>>101641615
This sounds strange in theory, but when you look at heterosexual porn, there's all these scenes zooming in on the guy's ass bouncing up and down. Then they zoom in on the guy's face while he's grunting. They don't shoot those asses for the benefit of straight men. And what happens when a porn site allows comments? Yeah, that's right, 90% of them are obsessing over the man's dick and ignoring the woman. A really big part of the target market of straight porn is bi and closet gay men who want to look at porn of a dude but don't want to admit it to themselves.
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>>101643299
That's exactly what I'm saying!
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>>101643550
I'm not this guy, I don't use exclamation points like an assclown.
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>>101638031
lol'd
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>>101642826
Considering the content of /a/, I wouldn't have thought being a 'normalfag' would give you an advantage in that regards. Though the hostility makes it hard to find content outside of homothread or 'lewd' threads. I'm just amazed this hasn't ended in shitposting yet.
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>>101644034
I thought I worded it so that being a normalfag is a disadvantage.
Not being one basically gives you shitloads of time, porn that isn't like >>101643299 described, and getting pretty damn disillusioned of sex.
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not anime
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>>101644611
Well, you're kinda late to STOP the thread, aren't you:?
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Yuri is the worst
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Strap ons, double ended dildos, lots and lots of fingering and oral. it's pretty awesome
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>>101645155
>browsing /a/
>getting any of that

At least you can apparently masturbate for an hour without any drawbacks.
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>>101645558
Not the same anon, but
I though people come on /a/ when they're tired of all the orgies and parties and just want to watch the adventures of 2D girls and draw meaningful conclusions of them and reflect on their lives and regret all that debauchery.
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>we do have orgasm competitions as well
How does that work? Do they just both try to make the other person orgasm first?

That sounds pretty hot, but straight couples could do it too.
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>>101647048
More like who can have the most orgasms.
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>>101647351
What about who can have the least? I can have 0.
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>>101648055
You and a lot of women
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>>101637983
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>>101645155
>Strap ons, double ended dildos
Disgusting



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