How do two girls make love?
I honestly can't imagine sex with no penis involved.
It's called a "STRAP-ON" genius.
Here's an educational comic for you, OP.
They hold hands and cuddle until one gets pregnant.
Do they just, kinda, scissor?
But perhaps the most pertinent question: why are the two loli characters in yuru yuri objectively both better and funnier than the rest of the cast?
I heard scissoring doesn't gives any actual pleasure.
How can that be? With the right angle of smush it's clitoris on clitoris jousting?
You heard wrong.
>the two loli characters
Kaede and Mari?
If you say so, I know them by "Socio-economics loli" and "amusing loli #2"
I never understood why half of /a/ wants to be a little girl, but now I think it's not a bad idea.
The only solution.
Speaking from experience, we do have orgasm competitions as well.
Scissoring only works when you have the right flexibility, otherwise is just a painful position.
>stopped having sex a few months into relationship, 100% lesbians, 50% hets.
Is the real cause of lesbian bed death just getting all of the orgasms out of the way at the start?
Lesbian death bed doesn't really exist.
Of course it doesn't, but that makes my joke even less amusing than it already was.
It's hard to get the angle right, especially with height discrepancies.
>How do two girls make love?
One of the girls puts her penis into the other girl.
anyone terrified at the idea of fisting?
2 Girls don't have sex with each other because it's gay and wrong. Pray Jesus Christ.
Depends which end of the fist I'm on.
As a man, yes, I am terrified.
I guess I've never had to honestly consider the route of ingress for scissor based congress before, and honestly, I dot feel my life has improved for sympathising will lesbians a little more.
One of them becomes a futa.
Just rubbing against each other
It's basically like that film 'The Wizard of Oz'.
It's exactly like the last 20 minutes of the Adolescence of Utena.
THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS
Sometimes when I'm in crowds I try to sense lesbian auras.
>I honestly can't imagine sex with no penis involved.
>Imagines sex with two penises involved.
>Watching sex with a man involved
>Gay unless it's POV
What is the color of Yuri?
Purple or Pink?
I do the same thing in traffic. But it's less "sense their auras" and more "look for the Subaru Outback."
You just need to develop your ethereal senses.
I usually just look for females kissing because it's nice.
Is the implication that Subaru outbacks are particularly lesbian?
Or do you just like them anon?
The Outback is the official car of lesbian couples everywhere. It's like the female equivalent of the Mazda Miata.
My kinda frumpy aunt who's got... weird taste in men drove one.
It'd really answer a lot of questions.
Everyone has at least one lesbian aunt. It's kinda like the hot cousin rule.
Lesbian sex is more romantic because there is no sex hungry man that just fucks the girl until he ejaculates inside her then he goes and falls asleep afterwards. It's just two girls that know each others' sweet spots. Plus they can have multiple orgasms, so it's even better for them. It's kinda gay when watching straight porn or hentai, because you're wacking it while there's a penis in it.
>end of story
>And back to tumblr you go.jpg
>it's gay when it's a man fucking a woman
>it's NOT gay when it's two literally gay women fucking each other
>Next up, on fedora tips & tricks
>watching gay sex isn't gay
Notgay is the new gay.
Didn't you get the update?
>a girl should watch two guys going at it because it's twice the straight!
>having sex for more than an hour
What a waste of time, I can fap in under 3 minutes.
How do you not end up just masturbating all day?
Can't fall asleep in your hands arms ;_;
>implying men watching straight porn is gay then yes. But for women, not so much
You can bang your gf in 3 minutes too, but chances are she'll resort to 19 other men to have her dose for the day.
>It's just 2 girls that know each others' sweet spots
Well this post seems alright.
>It's kinda gay when watching straight porn or hentai
How do you anon?
Wait. I'm posting on /a/, disregard that question, you needn't answer it.
That could just be straight women being sexually repressed or ignorant of their own bodies. What actually would be interested is seeing the duration and orgasm count of single women.
Where the fujoshi at
I was having a good day.
Wouldn't it awkward for the man if the girl starts touching herself while they're doing it? They can sort of guide the guy, but it can't be the same.
I won't even bother quoting, but masturbating to het is gayer than doing it to yuri, you can suck my dick.
They can't, it's just mutual mastubation.
>implying rubbing dicks isn't sex
I'm sorry. Is there anyway I can make it up to you?
Making love isn't necessarily intercourse.
Refractory period and diminishing returns. Women don't have that shit.
No, there isn't.
I'm gonna go cry now, I hope you're happy.
That could be an issue, but I'm also of the opinion that straight women are less aware of what and why needs to be done with the clitoris.
If you surveyed straight single women and lesbian/bisexual single women, I am sure duration and frequency of 'sex as well as quantity of orgasms would all be higher for the bisexual/lesbian women. Any fujoshi input would probably prove this quite quickly.
I feel bad for the 25%+ of those that had sex for over an hour, but only orgasmed once. What a waste of time.
I've never been happy.
If you really want to know I haven't talked to single woman online that couldn't achieve an orgasm alone and personally multiple are easy. The intense one and the sweet long afterglow one. Straight single by the way.
>implying you've not spent an hour browsing sadpanda to only end up with a single orgasm and a used tissue
Having a dick is truly suffering.
>captcha: suffered esoldro
From those I've known not being able to orgasm or not knowing if they had was not that uncommon, while lesbian and bi friendshave always been quite boastful. Does it take 'work' or has it always came naturally?
Wanna be unhappy together?
Yeah but that's different. It's more about finding new material than actually fapping. Also orgasm as a man is different. Multiple orgasms are normal for women. As a man, its one then done, at least for a little while. Even still, if I wanted to I could easily fap twice within an hour.
My sampling probably has very few "normalfags" in it, so there's that.
The courage of how far you can and know to go comes with age probably, also with getting bored of the good old spots. It's a practice makes perfect deal without any particular effort or research, no-one else knows your body.
Sure, but it won't be as unhappy.
>e straight women
>being sexually repressed
I can sleep next to you if you want, anon.
It'll still be pretty unhappy.
I remember reading that female orgasms are even more potent than male orgasms, according to brain scans. So one orgasm an hour isn't that bad.
>The science of ahego
Then let's be unhappy together.
This sounds strange in theory, but when you look at heterosexual porn, there's all these scenes zooming in on the guy's ass bouncing up and down. Then they zoom in on the guy's face while he's grunting. They don't shoot those asses for the benefit of straight men. And what happens when a porn site allows comments? Yeah, that's right, 90% of them are obsessing over the man's dick and ignoring the woman. A really big part of the target market of straight porn is bi and closet gay men who want to look at porn of a dude but don't want to admit it to themselves.
That's exactly what I'm saying!
I'm not this guy, I don't use exclamation points like an assclown.
Considering the content of /a/, I wouldn't have thought being a 'normalfag' would give you an advantage in that regards. Though the hostility makes it hard to find content outside of homothread or 'lewd' threads. I'm just amazed this hasn't ended in shitposting yet.
I thought I worded it so that being a normalfag is a disadvantage.
Not being one basically gives you shitloads of time, porn that isn't like >>101643299 described, and getting pretty damn disillusioned of sex.
Well, you're kinda late to STOP the thread, aren't you:?
Yuri is the worst
Strap ons, double ended dildos, lots and lots of fingering and oral. it's pretty awesome
>getting any of that
At least you can apparently masturbate for an hour without any drawbacks.
Not the same anon, but
I though people come on /a/ when they're tired of all the orgies and parties and just want to watch the adventures of 2D girls and draw meaningful conclusions of them and reflect on their lives and regret all that debauchery.
>we do have orgasm competitions as well
How does that work? Do they just both try to make the other person orgasm first?
That sounds pretty hot, but straight couples could do it too.
More like who can have the most orgasms.
What about who can have the least? I can have 0.
You and a lot of women
>Strap ons, double ended dildos