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Your waifu's favorite music is rap and she wants to embrace black culture. This means she wants to twerk for you. How do you react?
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>you will never get funky with your waifu
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I'd tell her to go to the club if she wants to twerk it, maybe she can come home with a couple of black men.
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Slutlynch
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>Your waifu's favorite music is rap and she wants to embrace black culture.
My favourite music is rap too and my favourite artist DJ Screw. Yet I don't like black culture or black people.

You are pretty prejudiced, OP.
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Neat Japanese girls are only into robot sex unless its a scripted porno segment in which they're a robot trying to emulate an actual sex sequence some jungle fever added into the mix would add some great sex
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I'd be down for her to do that
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It would probably be fun, I don't care as long as she's not fucking too many niggers.
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>>101630519
You're waifus pussy would be ruptured by the PTBD she would no longer be yours
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I call her a degenerate.
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How long can Chen twerk her honkdonkadonk?
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>Your waifu's favorite music is rap
That's good, I enjoy some NWA, Wu-Tang, Nas etc.
>she wants to embrace black culture.
Fucking dumped
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>>101629832
She's in middle school, it's probably only a phase
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I divorce her.
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>>101630642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bYbfVwZYiL
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>>101630787
>Not wanting your waifu to twerk her deliciu ass for you
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>>101629832
I don't think she's one to do that, though I definitely wouldn't mind if she did.

>>101630983
Yes.
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>>101629832
But my waifus not mugi
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schoolgirl in concrete
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You come home and find your waifu in the bed with MC Ride. What do you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGnhpliZImo
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>>101629832
I tell her to check her privilege and to stop appropriating Africa's rich, superior culture.
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>>101632120
I'd punch him the fuck out.

He has a butterface, I doubt he's ever been in a real fight before anyways, he'd be fighting on pride, not actual strength. I would have the power of love on my side.

I watch enough anime to know when I could win a fight. My waifu's pride will not be tainted any longer then it already has.
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Yeah sure, she can twerk all over my face.
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>>101632545
You'd get your shit kicked in and your waifu would leave you :^)
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>>101629832
I'm all for some grindin' on my dick.
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>>101632545
>I'd punch him the fuck out
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>>101632120
Tell him that No Love Deep Web was their shittiest album yet.
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>>101629832

That's OK. I enjoy rap. I mostly tune out lyrics anyway so rap is just beats and so very enjoyable. The ones that I do listen to are masters of comedy as well as have excellent producers so my waifu and I can enjoy the rap together.

>and she wants to embrace black culture

As long as its just twerking its fine.
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Why is twerking considered black culture?

It was invented by teenage white girls, and embraced by men everywhere
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>my waifu has a fat, shapely ass
Oh god yes, my body is ready
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>C.C. Twerking
Awwww hell ya nigga
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I drop her faster than I dropped Infinite Stratos.
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I'd leave her and find a new seasonal waifu.
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>my waifu twerking
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Twerking sucks, it's not even sexy. Buttseizures, that's what they are.
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none of your wifeys have arses
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that'd be nice :)
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No biscuits.



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