Does CPR when someone is fondling your heart count as sex?
There's simply not enough of a real Naruto fanbase to start a shipping war, honestly. You'd be better off making an image dump thread if you want to rile some people up.
It's not rape if it saves his life.
It's over, Hinatafags can go home.
Gay Naruto shit again? Biggu surpriso.
Is inserting your whole hand into somebodya a common practice when doing CPR?
Knowing the series, something stupid is going to happen
I never knew fisting could save someone's life.
>dat look full of disgust
>chapter is called "no matter the cost"
>Naruto is dying to chakra extraction
>Sakura is getting flashbacks of Naruto as a child
>Gaara is with Sakura
>they're still far from reaching Minato
>gives Naruto a goodbye kiss
Sakura is gonna sacrifice herself to resurrect Naruto.
Don't worry guys Naruhina is save ;_;
I'm assuming something happened?
I can't be damned to read Naruto anymore, someone want to abridge it in 7 words or less?
You're not welcome here.
Naruto is dying because Kyuubi is gone
Hey mod, how's your day?
Are you gonna ban nearlly everyone ITT like yesterday? Anyway, have a nice day.
Doesn't that bitch know that mouth to mouth is no longer practiced during cpr? It's only chest compressions now.
She does it becuse she's a slut having an excuse to molest a boy.
But how many other people know that? It was rape.
Indeed, mouth to mouth offers no benefit.
Did you even read your own link? Breathing is useful in certain situations:
>3. Are there times when I should use conventional CPR with breaths?
Yes. There are many medical emergencies that cause a person to be unresponsive and to stop breathing normally. In those emergencies, conventional CPR that includes mouth-to-mouth breathing may provide more benefit than Hands-Only CPR. The American Heart Association recommends CPR with a combination of breaths and compressions for:
All infants (up to age 1)
Children (up to puberty)
Anyone found already unconscious and not breathing normally
Any victims of drowning, drug overdose, collapse due to breathing problems, or prolonged cardiac arrest
Can't wait for all dem doujins after this.
I need to remember this.
How is this even a ban offense? Naruto is /a/ related.
The dub spammers are getting banned
Naruto doujins have always been delicious
There wouldn't be dub spammers if there weren't naruto threads.
>Anyone found already unconscious and not breathing normally
>Any victims of drowning, drug overdose, collapse due to breathing problems, or prolonged cardiac arrest
So like 90% of the times you are supposed to use CPR.
There also wouldn't be dubspammers if dubspammers get banned :^)
Oh god, here we go.
You do have to wonder where hands-only CPR applies then
I was told in college that unless you have someone to help you you should limit yourself to chest compression to try and keep the blood flowing.
Naruto is fucking shit and people who watch the show do not belong here. Get out.
What's going on in this th-?
Stupid Naruto shit.
Shipping is for faggots
So... Sakura stole Naruto's first mouth-to-mouth CPR? Very romantic indeed
Naruto is still going? Jesus Christ, when is this awful shit going to end?
Wow, did /a/ finally stop throwing its childish temper tantrum and actually let anime and manga discussion on an anime and manga image board? About fucking time....
People just can't discuss Naruto seriously on /a/ anymore. Even shipperfags can't won against these dubs. Did you think I'd say chech'em? Too bad it's just Sayaka
How do i get dubs?
I came here for doubles
Naruto, still shitty and still going after all these years.
I like how this chapter made everything involving Juubito a waste of time. Quality storytelling.
Would you watch rotoscoped Naruto?
They now know how to beat the Juubi though. If they hadn't fought the weaker version earlier then Madara would need to act like a retard to find out how to beat it
Just had an Dubs exam today. I don't think I did well. I'm a failure.
I can only imagine how abysmally ugly that would look.
How does it feel you will never be a little girl and Sakura will never grow a dick and pound your virgin pussy with her superhuman strength?
Sakura is supposed to look average at best. Dunno why would she be fat though.
I HATE IT.
HE HATES IT
I thought Sakura would hook up with Sasuke. Not only Sasuke would take Naruto's dream toe be a Hokage but also his love interest, then Kishi would reveal the manga was actually Sasuke's story all this time, a masterpiece of trolling
Y'all niggas need God (Shinji-kun).
I am sure at this point most people like Naruto over Sasuke even if they don't like Naruto.
I think Naruto is actually worse than the edgemaster.
He's the worse MC I have ever read about.
Well there's still Gary McStu from Bleach
Fuck off back to /v/
At least Icigo looks good and fashionable. And manly..
Hinata tried, but I guess Sakura was the one who touched his heart
Thank god it's a shonen manga. Naruto didn't have any of those pesky ribs, lungs or other gorey bits to get in the way.
it does need mouth to mouth if the cardio arrest is longer than 3 minutes idiot
Also like 90% of the rest of the cast of his series
He looks like a tryhard.
Sawyer7mage called Minato's chakra saving Naruto.
He also called Sakura sacrificing her life to save Naruto. Just watch, the only time she'll ever be useful is when she turns herself into a fucking phoenix down.
Nice double dubs
He also called that Naruto and Karin are gonna switch places to save Naruto and Sasuke respectively (which actually would make sense, but Kishi probably didn't think of that)
>God, his breath smells so bad
>implying naruto wont pull off a Simon and live the rest of his life as a hermit after saving the entire universe from chaos
>Girl forced to to CPR on /a/non.jpg
>Implying most anons (aka the not virgin loser ones) aren't 6+ foot tall with a minty ice breath
Madara looks like such a faggot now. I look forward to the massive asspull that is going to happen in order to beat him.
>Inb4 that's just a superbunjin that can live much longer than other Bunjins and the real Naruto is still lurking around somewhere just waiting for Minato to give him the other half then he dissolves the bunjin returning the chakra to himself making Madara's Juubi incomplete and giving Naruto the full Kyuubi
>all according to keikaku
>not noticing only failed gets are getting banned
Mods are just keeping the best of the breed
Yeah, Kishi needs a couple more assistants to help him make designs that aren't ass
>Naruto defeats Madara
>absorbs the juubi
>Naruto was the villain of the series all along
>says that dream world wasn't the solution
>destroys the world because that's the only way you can truly achieve peace
When mods started watching over them and pruning/maintaining them.
Good enough. Sometimes you have to force people to grow up
Not to harp on about him, but sawyer7mage predicted it would be sasuke who takes on Madara. Old Uchiha being beaten by the new Uchiha. Madara would probably even be happy to be beaten by another Uchiha. It would probably absolve Sasuke of all his crimes. It just makes so much sense.
It doesn't look too bad
Stop trying to fit-in.
the power of friendship
I think that too. Sasuke even got a super secret Madara beating Jutsu from the first Hokage.
But which bullshit power up will Sauce get to pull that off?
As per the usual shonen rule, the final boss has completed his requisite stupid-looking transformation.
So more faggots like you can show up on the board? No thanks.
> baritone on /a/
Where have you been? Moot had to play the theme song in repeat for a whole day last year in order to allow bleach, naturopathic and other shounen tuff on here
It just feels lazy, y'know? At least with Akatsuki, the uniforms were never a sign of power in themselves, and the characters were always posed in an interesting way
Listen nerd, why don't you go fap to some moeshit and stfu?
>Exposed to his childlike behaviour, anon didn't know what to do but get angry at the person on the other side of the screen and call him a faggot
>But which bullshit power up will Sauce get to pull that off?
Well, the foot next to sasuke at the end of the latest chapter is obviously Kabuto, and who was it who summoned Madara in the first place?
I'm sure Kabuto has got something to give Sasuke, plus he's a medical ninja. As for why he'd help Sasuke, well the whole Izanagi thing made him realise that Itachi was right all along and that's how he got out of it.
>But which bullshit power up will Sauce get to pull that off?
Well that's obvious see>>101629324
Also see pic related the Talk no Jutsu is already in effect.
>garbage shitruto threads with 100 replies
4chan really is reddit now, why can't these people just die of cancer.
>Evil guy was once good
just fuck off already subhuman scum
It's probably Kabuto, but what kind of powerup could Kabuto give to Sasuke?
>Discussing about a shitty series like Naruto while calling other people childlike
You're right we should have 10 threads about KLK because it's saving anime
Nope. Fuck off back to gaia.
klk is just as garbage as naruto but at least it doesn't bring gaiatard faggots in masses
Sorry if I OFFENDED you miss
>2008 babby talk about good old times
Just report these threads.
They are clearly just shitposting.
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
Just saving Sasuke's life is enough.
Anyway, Sasuke was already given Hashirama's chakra, so he can probably use it to get the Rinnegan or something.
>It's probably Kabuto, but what kind of powerup could Kabuto give to Sasuke?
no seriously fuck off to mal or gaia or whichever shithole your kind is crawling out from
she didn't even cry, makes me think she doesn't feel anything romantic
The thing is Naruto is a magnet for idiots who don't even know how to discuss something properly nor did they watch a lot of series to have a better taste. Why is Gaia considered shit? Because most of their threads are about Naruto or Twilight. Sure I wouldn't care if it was a one thread with normal posts and spelling but most threads are something like:"sasuke is uber kawaii i am going to cosplay naruto at school gambatte" Having more Naruto threads here lures those kind of people who know about 4chan because of "funny images and jokes" and they usually ignore global rule about being underage. Do you see Japanese 2chan anime board having endless discussions and fanwanking about Naruto? No. Why? Because they think its a silly show for children.
It's stupid, it's full of plotholes, it's littered with characters that are just plain HORRIBLE, the fanbase is on par with the twilight and avatar one, atrocious fanshippers who watch the stuff only to see which girl will the protagonist that is irrefutably gay fuck first, extremely undeveloped characters and a utterly ridiculous anti hero who's lifeline is deus ex machina, actually, 98% of characters rely on that because Kishimoto can't write above anything what a caveman with a club lodged up his prehistoric anus could.
Also did i mention it's very yaoi'ish, thus attracting fujoshi and white knights who follow them, mouthbreathers and faggots? It also it attracts ADHD children, which, no matter how much your mother told you to respect the sick, are not wanted on /a/ and should just die off like the waste of resources they are.
Go suck on your sasuke's ass you shitbag
If everyone who had a problem with these shit threads just reported them rather than replied to them, the board would already be a better place.
I'll hhave you know I'm here since 2004 you pretentious newfag pretending to be old and I'll have you know all the true oldfags who hated naruto now watch and read it and want to discuss it
Only your kind does this kind of shit
Why don't you just go and polish your pussy deflector?
his snake dick
Discuss it on gaia then shitbag instead of spreading shit allover this place
Then you'd be left with posts that are discussing the show. With only positive posts they'll think that it's okay for them to post that shit here. Then the cycle continues while more and more of them keep making these shit threads. Then finally you have shitty naruto threads filled with gaiatards all over /a/.
Gee, what a great idea.
Only the densest of creatures can't see that Sasuke is going to be the next one to make the ultimate sacrifice.
nice double dubs
Even with Rinnegan I don't see what Sasuke can do
>all the true oldfags who hated naruto now watch and read it and want to discuss it
Gaiafag pls. This shit has not attracted anybody new to it in years. It is utter garbage, from its terrible plot to is terrible art.
>I'll have you know all the true oldfags who hated naruto now watch and read it and want to discuss it
HAHA no. I could actually understand if you wanted to talk about it back then because it wasn't that bad during Zabuza arc and Chuunin exams, but it's complete fucking shit now. The only people that want to discuss now it are gaiatards and anybody else with shit taste. So fuck off. You're a fucking retard if you've been watching anime and reading manga since at least 2004, and still want to discuss naruto.
>people seriously thinking /a/ isn't a shithole
Proof right here.
Kishi created an asspulled bad guy that is apparently invulnerable to anything narubo and Dr. Snakes throw at him. If he pulls some shit like the talk no jutsu to defeat him i will quit all anime forever.
It's less that I actually like Naruto or anything and more that I've been following it for probably 9 years now, and never bothered to stop.
it's like having a childhood friend who got more and more fucked up, but you still see them every once in a while because you spent so much time together as kids.
Oh really? http://www.gaiaonline.com/arena/gaia/cosplay-avatar/vote/?entry_id=102783405#title
Report this thread.
OP was already banned for making it yesterday.
I wish we were alpha and cool like /v/
He also has THAT jutsu which Hashirama gave him.
Didn't help him against non-Juubi Madara
>one user makes one page or whatever that is
>OMG THEY ALL LOVE IT SO MUCH
Yeah, no. It's shit but it's nowhere near as bad as naruto, when it has 300 episodes and a million of landwhale viewvers I'll give kudos to you.
/v/ is even worse, the west side of the internet is done if you want to discuss anime you have to learn moon
>i will quit all anime forever
You actually care about this shit so it's right about time you quit, you might as well quite life while you're at it
Or is it?
Oh god, I hope that bitch dies.
I hope you're right anon.
He still has the Jutsu and I bet it's going to be used to Talk no Jutsu Madara.
I really really want Talk no Jutsu to beat Madara it's going to be fucking hilarious.
>all these unchecked doubles
You're dead to me, /a/. The purge is coming.
Is that Grimmjaw?
I get 3 days ban for saying "lel" or whatever and this shit goes on for hours. The rumors were true after all moot recruits his mods from reddit.
It's really not that bad. At least, not at the moment. Was unreadable for a LONG time, but has stepped it up considerably in this arc. Once you get over how retarded it is to bring back every dead character ever, you start to enjoy the clusterfuck battle royale.
And it was already made quite clear a while ago that the series is board relevant and that efforts to impede discussion about it will not be allowed. So get over it.
I honestly can't even figure how some of you manage to breathe and be so butthurt at the same time.
There have also been two bleach threads running at the same time for the last 48 hours or so
Look who's talking
Bleach threads have been on /a/ since forever especially Kubo's trolling, while naruto was a banned word for quite a while, there's quite the difference.
Just go fucking die retard, I'm not saying this as an insult I really do mean it, go die.
You deserved it
Grow up, kid.
Probably, ironic shitposting is still shitposting and all that and I don't really mind it. If I get a short ban for that then okay but this garbage being allowed to go on literally means that /a/ is dead. /a/ has been on the bottom since forced sfw and snk and this is the last kick nuruto threads.
Doesn't matter, still came.
It reads like a fanfic. Seriously.
I'll admit that I was momentarily hyped to see all of the hokages together, and it was fun seeing Sasuke show up and say that he's gonna be hokage, but fucking nothing cool happened.
Like, what the fuck do you think are the highlights of these fights? I'm so fucking bored.
>says the fag with the pussy deflector
>Once you ignore how retarded it is, it's not so retarded
suck my cock mods
u mad, bro?
Naruto has been on /a/ just as long as Bleach newfag
captcha persona nevinha
I'm past being mad nothing rustles the triumvirate, you still need to kill yourself tho
But even in Naruto they actually have to beat the villain before they TnJ him
Oh come the fuck on...
Why are you so mad though?
Prove me wrong bitch
Lets see, will this thread banned record will exceed yesterday? 8 people banned for dubs
You mad? Why you mad? I ain’t even mad. Have a smiley face on me :). Chicks love them some smiley faces :) :) :). So here have some more . You still mad? You still mad?
It is abnormal to you because the square root of the box you live in is the exact size of the moons shadow - minus the round edges
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Why are Naruto haters so emotional about Naruto?
I mean I'm just reading it for fun, and the people here who cry about Naruto threads act like their life depends on it
They have no life, which is why they probably spend hours being upset someone is enjoying things on their anonymous image board
How do you know it was 8?
Implying you're not proxyspamming
You read what you want but you don't go and spread shit over a place where people don't want to hear it. You read as many atheist books as you want but if you walk into a mosque and start obnoxiously shoving it down people's throats then don't be surprised if they get mad.
>talks about having no life
>watches 300+ episodes of a garbage shounen
Never trust a bitch who kisses with her eyes open.
I am the one who got banned because trips
Both Naruto and Bleach had threads full of discussions daily on /a/. There was trolling, shitposting and imagespam too. Anyone who claims that Naruto was always banned from /a/ is either a poser or just a hater.
I thought it was nice seeing the whole Team 7 reunion when Sasuke came back. Like you said, the Kages working together. Finally getting to see what the First and Madara could really do. Even some of the emotional scenes have delivered. Naruto's whole speech to Obito went over well with me. It actually felt like Naruto knew what he was talking about and not like Kishimoto was putting on a clinic for how to write ineffective attempts to hug at the heart strings.
I'd rather discuss it with people who are realistic about it than those who fucking sperg out over it.
Oh you see, but /a/ is an anonymous image board where people talk about anime&manga.
You know like how people go to a club to dance. (Do you even know what a club is?).
And the people attacking a certain person for dancing the way they like those are the ones that get kicked out for improper behaviour.
So in fact you are the one who should fuck off :)
I must be both. If you don't like it, check em.
Firstly, I don't see how you have fun reading it, because it's a really poorly done shounen with nothing interesting happening in terms of either art nor story. But that alone doesn't make people too upset when they see threads. You may not know this, but a lot of /a/nons spend a large portion of their waking time on this board. You may consider that to be pathetic or whatever, but its a fact anyways. Naruto is notorious for having one of the most cancerous fanbases known to mankind. Put these two things together: terrible show/manga, terrible fanbase, and what do you get? You get a show that is neither worth discussing nor allowing on /a/ due to the influx of casuals and people with horrid tastes in anime. It's rather simple. I've seen it myself many times in these threads, you get people shipping and role playing and general normalfaggotry and memes and "umad bro" and whatever the hell else. I hope I've provided an ample explanation.
It wasn't always banned but the fact is it was banned long enough while bleach was never banned.
What is the difference between Typemoon and Naruto?
I don't watch it, you are really desperate to find meaning in your life aren't you? Are you satisfied with wasting your time on an anonymous image board?
I don't give a shit about Naruto. It's attracting retards like you that I have a problem with.
Except that this is more like trying to discuss an anime on an anime board, so you're example is just as unjustified as your indignation.
And what do I do that offends you?
>get banned for trips
People who are "realistic" don't watch this garbage in the first place. You should really just leave and hang out with your fellow retards on gaia or narutoforums or something.
There was ALWAYS at least one thread for new chapter on, daily. Mods were just banning whole threads instead of posts because of Wan Pisss vs Narutu war.
ughhh the dialogue with obito didn't interest me in the slightest.
There needs to be some kind of time/struggle/action before you can roll up to someone and tell them to stop fucking your shit up, and I keep feeling like it's a way of skipping the action in an underwhelming way.
Holy shit that's Sandra? From the thumbnail I thought it was two Dudes kissing.
You post in your juvenile style. You proudly display your underage. You do not listen to anyone. You post on this board knowing we consider it cancerous.
I'm watching videos, posting in 3 threads and playing sangokumuso online I can perfectly afford to tell narutards to get out of here.
No there wasn't, even if there was it got sagebombed in 20 minutes. Stop making bullshit up.
I see you're keeping that virginity intact, have you ever had a real friend?
>You post in your juvenile style
No I don't. I post exactly like you. If you want I can call you faggot at the end of my sentences, faggot
>You proudly display your underage
But I'm 21
>You do not listen to anyone
I'm listening to reason and logic. You should do that too
>You post on this board knowing we consider it cancerous
"We" as in implying that we are a hivemind. Which we are not. People will always have different tastes and learning to accept that is part of growing up
No, it's more like going to a craft beer club where people discuss different types of beers, and the compare the tastes. Then you come along, and all you want to talk about is how good bud light is.
Yeah if you walk into a skinhead bar and start some gypsy dance they'll beat the shit out of you. That's /a/ so get the fuck out retard.
The "generic shounen hero" of Type-Moon is literally brain damaged and shown as a tragic (bordering on pathetic) existence and not taken for granted?
You are wrong. There was. Even during 2008-2011 there was at least one thread up, at least few times a week.
You really gonna insult for being a nerd or something? Ahahahahaha oh wow. Narutards people this is why they're to be kept out.
To riff off that, even people who drink great beers know what bud light tastes like, and it can be a fun exercise to talk about what happens when someone makes the shittiest, most easily consumed version of something.
No you are wrong. Wow what great discussions.
So, I haven't read a Naruto chapter since like, when Sasuke appeared again. Can anyone give me a short summary of what happened from there to now?
Let's see, how many will fallen today.
>"Yep, It's Shit"
>"But it's so great!"
>"Nope, It's shit."
I'm sorry I don't read pasta. Speak for your self or don't
Naruto thread, and yet no one talks about it, like usual. With the quality of chapters, it has to be expected. I wonder, when dubsshitposting will stop, after the end of manga?
It's still shit.
People read/watch Index, which is even worse shit than Naruto.
People read/watch One Piece, which is just a lol so random with ugly style.
Your point is invalid.
I will start enjoying the manga once Madara murders the entire cast and none of them come back.
nah, more like
>i never knew flavors could get this shitty
>how shitty do you think the next one is gonna be?
Oh, look at the little baby who can't even read a paragraph. It must be hard for you to live your life being this retarded.
Not that guy but your reasoning literally is, the series might be shit and the fanbase might be shit but I'M not retarded so it should be allowed. Naw mate go eat shit.
It will stop when the narutards get the hint and go away
Its not pasta, I just wrote it.
No, that's not how it's like. There are people here who legitimately enjoy naruto. It would not get talked about if there were not people who enjoyed it. It should not be discussed.
They defeated Obito, Madara used Obito to revive himself, Madara collected all the Bijuu and fused with the Juubi, Naruto and Sasuke are currently dying but get medical treatment
>People read/watch Index, which is even worse shit than Naruto.
No not even index is as bad as naruto
There's no discussion. You don't know shit.
Index at least has a decent setting and hot girls, be fair that's what people care about while naruto is just NINJAS shooting FIREBALLS literally garbage
Fair enough. I just thought what he said about there not being shortcuts on the path to becoming Hokage worked as a revelation that would make Obito realize he'd been misguided. Usually I feel like the "big speech" never would sway the person it's directed towards, but that line felt like something that might do the trick.
No you don't know shit, narutard faggot.
>Index at least has a decent setting and hot girls
That could be said about Nuriti too. The only thing it lacks is good MC.
Bring it on, haters.
I read androgynous for some reason.
Nah nurutu setting is extremely retarded, feudal japan with wizard ninjas, a fucking monkey would write a more interesting setting by just smashing on a keyboard. And the girls are fugly compared Kanzaki and other indexes.
Noone gives a shit if you enjoy rolling around in manure but keep that to yourself or go to a place where people roll in manure all day, tldr get out.
But I do give a shit. I am concerned for these people. I enjoy things much greater than they enjoy their manure, and I want them to enjoy things like I do, but they are content with filth. Why should I keep my pleasure to myself? I worry for the mental condition of such people.
All indexes are shit with the exception of Saten and Biribiri. Setting is shit too.
There are a shitton of places where you can roll in manure all the time see gaia/reddit/narutoforums while /a/ is the only place where you get the same degree of discussion as you would on a japanese site so if shitflinger faggots try to ruin it then they deserve to be shunned.
Observe my dubs, Reinhard-sama
If you're that concerned then tell us about those "far greater" things you enjoy so that other people will follow your example
Saten and Biribiri and probably at the lowest of hotness on my list but you know opinions. It's not amazing but it's not godawful either, it's just contemporary fantasy with esp and magic.
Boku no Pico. Fuck off. I am here to be concerned for you, not to help you not be a retard.
Get to work faggots
Why aren't you concerned about the people who get their site turned into a shithole by the faggots you're concerned for?
Yeah I know what to do, pray to juju that you die right now
Go somewhere else, you fucking retard instead of trying to force your shit onto everyone else. Not even autists are this socially retarded.
I am rather surprised this thread hasn't been pruned yet. Mods must be on lunch break.
You seem to be misinterpreting whose side I am on. I want the manure-rollers to stop rolling in manure, I want them to stop talking about Naruto. I will not try to help them, because the tools are already in front of them.
>hinata face when she sees this
If they don't do it by themselves then they're a lost cause.
Am I doing it better than him?
It keeps people with shit taste out while being true at the same time.
>Implying mods aren't narutards.
mods are redditards now, they won't delete it
Naruto fanbase might be pretty bad but on /a/ they're pretty tame after getting dubspammed for so many years
On the other hand wanpiss threads are a pretty big magnet for mangahelper/reddit/AP kids and what's more is they seem to think /a/ likes them
I see narutards on the streets all the time while I've never seen a wanpiss fag, I assume it's a lot smaller fanbase so people just don't care.
i wonder if new Kishimoto`s (mario etc) stuff would be allowed on /a/
once naruto ends this year
his mafia one shot was shit though
Does it matter? We're talking about /a/ here. Not the entire global fanbase
The reason you don't see pissfags is because 4kids ruined one piece's north american popularity
/a/ really has shit taste in general. You'd think that since they know to hate naruto that they might have decent taste? Not true at all.
They only know to hate naruto because the fanbase is so blatantly bad. Once you take that crutch away /a/ has no way to judge a series.
Just look at how popular shit like SAO is on /a/.
I don't really see what you're getting at, /a/ doesn't actually give a shit if a show is bad naruto is only being shunned because it has a huge obnoxious fanbase that people don't want to deal with. Wanpiss doesn't have anywhere near big of a fanbase so there's no danger of them flooding the whole site therefore people don't care.
Being Kishi is suffering
Naruto thread? No dubs streak? You guys sure?
Or SnK or KlK or K-on
Implying /a/ actually cares about quality. You can enjoy bad series too. The Naruto scapegoat is just for newfags who want to fit in
sao and snk got a metric ton of shitposting though, they're just not as much of a threat as nurutu so people don't care that much
Are you new?
One piece threads have been posted hourly for the past year or so, at least ever since oda started taking all these breaks.
they're filled with shit like polls and surveys and powerranking crap that you'd see on a site like gaia.
>The reason you don't see pissfags is because 4kids ruined one piece's north american popularity
I really wish people would stop saying this because it's not even remotely true. One Piece's popularity has been growing but the anime industry in america has been dying due to subs and manga scans.
Not really anyone's fault about that though, companies just can't match the speed of release.
Space Dandy was the step in the right direction but I doubt most anime companies will take that route.
I'm just saying that Naruto hate is more of a relic due to historical reasons.
If everything was equal there would be a ton of series getting spammed.
The only people who participate in naruto threads here aren't gaiafags, they're people in their 20s who started the series a long time ago and have to see it through no matter how shitty it gets. It's just a roller coaster ride at this point, nobody's actually circlejerking over naruto like they do with popular series like SnK and SaO
I don't really see more than one in the catalog, so yeah that's pretty bad but if naruto was allowed then there'd be nothing but naruto threads.
narutards and normalfags are a threat to the board's culture, think what you want but that's a fact
I can only second your post
If people didn't sagebomb these threads then you'd get a shitton of faggots circlejerking over naruto, that is the problem. If you don't care about that then you should leave, seriously.
Yes yes. Fight for us brave little soldier. You're our hero
he's suprisingly modest.
>he doesn't feel like his series is popular
What? Just because you don't outsell dragonball doesn't make you not popular.
He's a mangaka in Japan. They're basically slaves. Jump knows that Naruto is popular, he doesn't get anything of it
not your hero narutard
>they're filled with shit like polls and surveys and powerranking crap that you'd see on a site like gaia.
that's a guy shitposting. he does it every thread
Notice how it's just the anti-naruto folk that are shitposting.
Posting about Naruto is shitposting by default.
What if Kishi lurks /a/ all day
Making a naruto thread is a bannable offense in the first place.
he may be a slave but he does get money, he just doens't get to leave his house.
Only Kubo seems to take actual breaks, (but it may because of his eye condition).
THere's also Togashi who has to have blackmailed the CEO of Shueisha or something.
He even says he can't go out and gauge his series popularity because he's always working.
If you're anime is still going, you haven't hit the shitter yet.
sure, buddy... whatever you say.
Naruto isn't a good anime, but people who enjoy it should be allowed to discuss it. Just like people who enjoy equally shitty anime like Sword Art Online and Kill La Kill are allowed to have their threads.
They barely have time to breathe. Drawing 17 pages a week (while working in part time on a color spread) is fucking time consuming.
I don't think anyone here enjoys SAO
I enjoy SAO
I just wish he acknowledge what he fucked up with Naruto and come off with a semi decent work next time.
and dubs confirms it
And I don't particularly care for your "sekrit club" mentality.
Then I don't particularly care for your narutofaglords either. So yeah just get the fuck out or die, either works.
wouldnt Hinaru be a better name?
>I just wish he acknowledge what he fucked up with Naruto
He kinda does in that interview:
Q: If you could go back in time to when it first started and give yourself one piece of advice, what would it be?
K: That would be something like, "Hey, put in more ideas ahead of time that can be expanded on later. Otherwise you're gonna be in trouble."
I'm assuming he's talking about the lack of character arcs.
People this retarded really exist? Bet they have no idea about tor or anything that's actually secret.
Everyone knows where the church is but you're still expected a certain behaviour after entering or you're told to get out. Same thing with /a/ everyone knows where it is but if you don't act like it's deemed then you'll be told to get out. Like you are right now.
It's not a secret club mentality you fucking retard.
I'm sorry about your imaginary "culture". But I won't be subjected to it because I am an independent being, not one that blindly follows the crowd.
The fact that you resort to insults just shows your own immaturity.
>But I won't be subjected to it because I am an independent being, not one that blindly follows the crowd.
Then fuck off.
You entered a place with a certain etiquette if you don't keep it then you just can shove your retarded individuality up your ass and get the fuck out.
>but im such a unique snowflake :^)
narutards confirmed for the cancer of mankind
Finally naruto threads are allowed. Does anyone know where I can get good quality headbands for my cosplay?
You can probably ask moot. Since he's the one that gave the okay for these threads.
>I'm sorry about your imaginary "culture". But I won't be subjected to it because I am an independent being, not one that blindly follows the crowd.
>I am an independent being, not one that blindly follows the crowd.
Holy shit, how arrogant and delusional can you be? You have to be joking.
I don't think moot actually gives a shit about this site he just hired mods from gaia.
there wouldn't be pedophiles if children didn't exist
I may be new here (be nice!) but I'm not going to email moot about this. That doesn't make sense.
Yeah there would be, just because children don't exist people would still like feets.
What else did you expect from narutards? And there are people who are actually surprised why they're despised here.
>get the fuck out.
I'm gonna have to say no to that.
If you had any braincells, you'd figure out that I don't even watch naruto from my previous posts.
>a unique snowflake
it's not about being unique, it's about having your own opinions that aren't polluted and influenced by others. There is no rational reason why shitposting can be allowed in this thread.
It's like cult behaviour. Akin to what happens on /pol/, no thread can happen without niggers and jews being mentioned at least once.
The only arrogant one I see here is you.
>There is no rational reason why shitposting can be allowed in this thread.
If you weren't retarded, you'd be able to figure out why people shit post these threads.
First Tyrone and Rog, now Naruto threads.
What's next? Generals? Bans for insulting? Bans for shitposting OH WAIT those are being applied to this fucking thread.
Come on /a/, you can do better than this.
Whatever you say snowflake syndrome'd narutard. You don't necessarily need to leave but then go kill yourself. Thank you, then you'll have one good deed in your life.
It's because they are jealous really. Naruto is a great anime with cool characters and powers. It's probably just jealous bleach and one piss losers.
Blame the garbage mods.
>people explain kindly why naruto threads aren't allowed
>THERES NOTHING RATIONAL ABOUT IT LOL I'M A SNOWFLAKE NOONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Seriously, this is the kind of people naruto brings. Do you really want guys like him on this site?
Hinata has no personality at all.
He's just "nurutu nurutu nurutu". I remember when Neji just sacrificed himself for her and Naruto and there was a whole war around her but she only thought about Naruto's "big and warm hands".
How can you even design such a terribad character?
She's shit. narutoxsakura is the best though. Easily the best written romance in any series.
>If you weren't retarded, you'd be able to figure out why people shit post these threads.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
If you don't like the topic of the thread, just hide it and go discuss other anime.
I refused your first command, you think I'll even consider your second? There must be something wrong with your head, mate. Get checked out.
>snowflake syndrome'd narutard
you're the one who thinks himself special based on your behaviour of deriding others for differing opinions.
your in ability to read is outstanding.
>If you don't like the topic of the thread, just hide it and go discuss other anime.
So following the rules of the place you're in is now thinking myself to be special? Alright, you're more retarded than I thought.
This is the kind of people that is ruining /a/ nowadays. Seriously if you have to reply to three people about why you are wrong, most chances are that even more are annoyed by your existance, yet don't say anything and hide the thread.
Chances are, you are the problem as the essence and should go back to w/e forum you like to spout shit that everyone likes.
This is not it.
Wow, you even talk like a faggot.
That isn't even Naruto's first kiss. Besides, does that even count as a real kiss?
and suddenly a massive amount of posts deleted, for what purpose?
[banned](USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)[/banned]
It's rape. Rape is rape.
Is that Itachi at the end?