If you come home and find your son/daughter like this and you dont slap her with full force and make her get into a job or sports club you dont deserve to be called a father.
>beating my child for behaving like i did at her age
it makes them worse you know.
Also >having kids
nobody old enough to be a father of a high school girl behaved like this in his youth. millenial generation is pretty unique.
If I were Tomoko's father and I came home and found her like this I would probably start using the massager on her.
What? Parents walked in their kids fapping all the time
Dude she looks happy as fuck experimenting her sexual life. She can have a broom shove up her ass for all I care. She is also a freshman. Plenty of time to kill.
>being a normalfag
If it wasn't in their room I'm gonna wait till my kid wakes up and tell them to take it to their room in the future.
>Not giving her the dick
>Not putting a child in her so she can have something else to fill her time
>She can have a broom shove up her ass for all I care.
That doesn't sound very sanitary
Where has that broom been
Hank hill, is that you?
Maybe take your thread to /pol/.
kids didnt have giant sex-toys in the golden years. they didnt learn perverted fetishes on the internet that would ruin their mind and bodies (stretching). and they didnt have such an easy access to porn, forcing them to get a bf/gf.
In her ass you dumbass. I'm sure its a clean one, she's not retarded.
>I'm sure its a clean one, she's not retarded.
Have you even read this manga
you wouldn't lick tomokos hairy, unwiped asshole? what are you, a faggot?
I woudln't slap him/her my mom caught me masterbating when I was 11 and she made me smoke a whole carton of cigarettes and now I'm averaging a pack a day for close to 5 years now
shit when I was 13 i was fapping to cheese pizza and beastiailty on limewire and had found /b/ by age 15 so honestly you're wrong.
hank hill is a great dad. bobby was just born autistic, he is not the result of bad parenting
What sort of shitty logic is that?
>Son, I'm going to have to make you smoke this so that you stop masturbating
the golden years were before the internet-age. kids like you wouldnt remember. we actually had to buy printed porn, believe it or not.
>PAYING to fap to shitty 3D
When I was 13 I was fapping to my dad's old Playboys from the 1980s
Not him, but I guess I am at least.
I just don't see the appeal of sticking your face near an ASS.
not only 3D. there were a bunch of pornographic french comics and ecchi manga in the bookstores in the 90ies too
people were much more social back then. situations like in watamote, welcome to the NHK etc were unimaginable. those were indeed golden years. the internet ruined everything.
maybe that's true, or maybe you never noticed because such people are virtually invisible and you've only been made aware they exist by 4chan and shows like watamote?
you lived in a terrible time that you're glorifying as "the golden age."
Ruin their minds? I can't side with you on that one.
Having a fetish isn't something that ruins your mind. It's already there.
If I had lived my entire life according to some ivy league plan and became a neurosurgeon, I still would have popped a boner the first time I saw a girl in a gothic lolita outfit. I still would have popped a boner if a girl I was dating slapped me. I still would have gotten into rough sex with whomever I decided to copulate with. Nothing about my sexuality would have changed.
Further more, what's wrong with sex toys. Give me three legitimate reasons why they're bad. I'm not talking about the skyscraper dildos that ruin your holes forever or clamps that destroy your dick, I mean a simple onahole or an average dildo. The non-extreme ones. Masturbation helps relieve stress, which i'm pretty certain has been medically proven, and they aid in that. Great masturbation makes you less desperate for sex, which can help a teenager practice abstinence, since they won't feel like they NEED to fuck someone, which could prevent teen pregnancy or STD spread.
And porn. What the fuck is wrong with porn? What's stopping you from just imaging fucking someone in your class when you're a kid. That's what I did before the internet. That's no different than watching porn. And it DEFINITELY doesn't "force" someone to get a bf/gf. I never had the urge to get a gf because I liked porn.
I know you're baiting me, I'm just already pissed off from work and felt like ranting. Thanks for the stress relief, anon.
My dad had a whole stack in the toilet.
Still does. The benefits of having separated parents.
You think that's bad. I've been fapping to Efukt since I was 13.
>what is IRC
>what is BBS
Fuck off faggot.
>people were more social
Sure they were.
If I lived back then I'd just have read a lot of books and probably killed myself out of loneliness without even the internet as an outlet.
I'm glad i'm not the only one. Break down videos are the best.
Sometimes I'm laughing to hard and lose my boner.
>If I had lived my entire life according to some ivy league plan and became a neurosurgeon
>Nothing about my sexuality would have changed
I highly doubt that. This kind of stuff changes according to your lifestyle, education (and all that good shit) aswell. It is not genetically prescripted.
>If I had lived my entire life according to some ivy league plan and became a neurosurgeon, I still would have popped a boner the first time I saw a girl in a gothic lolita outfit. I still would have popped a boner if a girl I was dating slapped me. I still would have gotten into rough sex with whomever I decided to copulate with. Nothing about my sexuality would have changed.
but you are wrong. there are so many weird fetishes out there that they can only be explained by social influence. I bet you believe homosexuality is something genetic too, right?
>Further more, what's wrong with sex toys. Give me three legitimate reasons why they're bad
they replace a human partner who not only provides sexual pleasure, but serves social and psychological functions
they make people insecure, expecting too much from their husbands/wifes
they enforce double standards - to this day it is unacceptable for men to own onaholes while women have used dildos for ages (actually since cavemen-times).
>What the fuck is wrong with porn?
>I never had the urge to get a gf because I liked porn.
When you truely love a girl, you don't care how dirty her asshole is. Doesn't mean you have to eat her poop, but her asshole would naturally seem beautiful to you.
> I bet you believe homosexuality is something genetic too, right?
I love how every thread that is related to watamote ends up a blog thread after 30 posts.
okay, how exactly would faggot-genes work, what would they wire differently in the brain? how would it be explained by evolution/biology to have males prefer a sex they cant reproduce with?
How can you say you love someone if you aren't willing to eat their poop?
>people were much more social back then. situations like in watamote, welcome to the NHK etc were unimaginable
What? You mean being socially retarded and never leaving the house?
I don't think so. One of my aunts never left her house and could only talk to her sons and siblings. Everyone said she was crazy, but she was just really, really, socially inept.
Doesn't take much social aptitude to get dicked.
it does, or I wouldnt be virgin at 25
Is masturbation still illegal in the US or something?
I thought they cut your dicks off at birth so you couldn't do that.
What, are you implying women and men are the same? As long as a woman isn't ugly, she can just walk out to a street and ask pretty much anyone to have sex with her, try doing that as a man and you'll be arrested in about 15 minutes.
They put a chastity belt on your dick on the penis inspection day.
> nom nom nom give me more bait please i'm gonna eat it all
>When you truely love a girl, you don't care how dirty her asshole is.
I love you, /a/.
>how exactly would faggot-genes work, what would they wire differently in the brain?
TL;DR: Gay people have girly brains.
>how would it be explained by evolution/biology to have males prefer a sex they cant reproduce with
Enough gay men have sex with straight women to propagate the gene; or the gene is recessive; or it's a mosaic-type disorder which usually produces 'metrosexuals' but occasionally produces full-blown cockgobblers; or it's any of the above. It could be linked to a positive allele that balances out the reproductive disadvantage. It could be that gay dudes are the ultimate wingmen and their straight brothers and sisters are more likely to get laid because of them; so the gay predisposition genes get passed on through their siblings.
>Enough gay men have sex with straight women to propagate the gene; or the gene is recessive; or it's a mosaic-type disorder which usually produces 'metrosexuals' but occasionally produces full-blown cockgobblers; or it's any of the above. It could be linked to a positive allele that balances out the reproductive disadvantage. It could be that gay dudes are the ultimate wingmen and their straight brothers and sisters are more likely to get laid because of them; so the gay predisposition genes get passed on through their siblings.
Is there also not the belief that the homosexual males would remain with the females whilst the manly men went off hunting, leaving the females far better protected than they normally would be, as even girly homosexual men are stronger than the average women.
>People who have children to fill time
>new MRI studies
>two whole studies
>probably funded by some left-wing state-supported social justice campaign
>all other studies say brains of homosexuals are identical to those of heterosexual people of their gender
You guys do know that porn has been around for hundreds of years, right? Even if you're just talking about smut as we know it today, hustler and playboy are magazines that your grandfathers and your "greatest generation" geezers jacked to.
I want to smell Tomoko's hairy, dirty butthole after she gets home from school.
>they replace a human partner who not only provides sexual pleasure, but serves social and psychological functions
So people can only have sex for 'productive' reasons, and not just for recreational and psychological catharsis. Yeah, okay.
>they make people insecure, expecting too much from their husbands/wifes
This sounds like a personal issue and not one you can generalize. It's on you if you feel your dick can't match up or your pussy's not tight enough.
>they enforce double standards - to this day it is unacceptable for men to own onaholes while women have used dildos for ages (actually since cavemen-times).
Again, this is all on you. Stop giving a shit what people think and go pick one up. Or better yet, use that technological smut wonder you're so scared of and order something off the internet.
they were not completely overflooded with porn. we live in a brave-new-world-like dystopia compared to their porn-consumption culture. also their porn was way more manly, with more sluts and less cute, quirky girls (in both 2d and 3d)
not to mention that is was a social taboo for women to consume porn. only men consumed it. that's why they had less sluts and more/longer working marriages back then.
>implying I give a shit
You asked how it could work, I gave you an example of a theory. I honestly don't give a shit whether it's true or not.
We live in a world where the average idea of 'racy' is far beyond what it was 50 years ago. Likewise the average person is exposed to things that would have been considered taboo 50 years ago, things accepted on national TV and in easily accessible movies.
You can't compare output then with now because you can't compare the capacity either. People today can handle far more than they could back then. It's a fucking ratio.
>Using the term manly unironically
I hope this is bait.
Homosexuality could be a result of environmental factors too, you know. Your gene expression can be affected by a fuckton of shit.
>not Using the term manly unironically
Do you actually believe that? Do you think that women didn't know as much about sex as men or didn't consume as much smut? Just because it was a social taboo doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Marriages didn't last longer because there were less "sluts", they lasted longer because today's financial and societal situations are different. Raising a family is stressful and the public is far more understanding about divorce than it was fifty years ago while also have many more outlets to explore and see what else the world has to offer.
I would rather read astrology and that japanese blood-type personality matching
captcha: best kiked
I hope this is bait.
get the fuck back to /cgl/ you cheating whore. men don't want divorces. it is cunts like you who steal kids along with child-support and think you are better off fucking your last years of fertility with complete strangers.
You are an idiot.
That's right. I'm that gf you'll never have anon. Watching porn and taking your babies and going off for some BBC batter to NTR you with.
Get your head out of your ass faggot. Stop browsing /r9k/ and stop reading your neotare fetish shit and get a grip.
>everyone disagreeing with degenerates who try to inject social justice into science by getting rid of scientific methods is an idiot
I'd probably just laugh really hard.
Then tell him/her to lock their room next time.
m-muh vagina. enjoy that deadbeat loser who will dump you as soon as you pop a kid out and the rest of your single mother days, whore.
Wow. Just 60 years ago freaks like that were put in the fucking circus or the zoo and scared kids.
How can she afford that shit? Magic Wands are expensive as fuck.
She won it in a draw.
You'd be one of them.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Epigenetics is a scientifically studied subject. How about you tell me about the methodological problems, of the concerning studies you seem to see, if you're so well versed in the subject.
m-muh bloody asshole. I literally felt your ball crawl back into your body with that post. That was sad.
Physically abusing mentally handicapped young girl is a cowardly thing to do, op. Thank God you'll never have children.
oh, so you're a faggot and you think you have any qualification to judge cultural effects on families that actually produce offspring?
Why would you slap her for masturbating?
You literally have no idea what epigenetics is, or are trying to ruse everyone in this thread further. It has nothing to do with social justice whatsoever, and everything to do with studying how gene expression actually functions. It was merely pointed out that homosexuality might having something to do with that.
You know, in the same way that gene expression affects fucking everything else about human beings.
Because /a/ is full of shitty normalfags today. Seriously, why are there so many retards in this thread?
because that is all that she does. in case you didn't notice the reference of that whole scene in the manga/anime, it is supposed to look like a dying overdosed heroin-junkie on a public toilet.
>Don't hit on me, silly boys~! I like this annie may and mango stuff as much as any of you! I also like video games, too bad I already have a boyfriend :3
In fact, a good parent would help their beloved son or daughter have a nice orgasm after a stressful day at school.
>getting your comfort-zone destroyed by the realization that women exist and some men (which you are not part of) actually date them
Would you finger your daugther?
You're pretty confused.
I'm merely pointing out that girls who like anime are the most vapid form of human being available, and really only get into this shit because they're social failures that can only find mates from the pool of male losers that anime attract.
There's nothing wrong with women that don't try to jump into nerd culture so they can be Queen of the Losers.
I would never have sex with pig disgusting 3D to have a son or daughter. I would slap some whore that tries to forcibly procreate with me and call the police.
What about your son?
wouldn't do that either mrs. slutski's mom i'm thinking they can work out their body functions by themselves
Do you remember the first time you ejaculated, /a/?
why would they say that they have a bf if they are trying to find mates? and stating that they are females is not something you do only to get laid.
>thinking people with jobs or in sports clubs don't engage in this behavior
>thinking the behavior is negative
I do. I was rubbing my dick against a giant teddy bear from my mother.
Who said anything about doing it to teach them?
not that guy, but my mom thought smoking decreased libido or virility or something so she constantly wanted me to pick up a habit to chemically castrate me
toilet. was really average
Hah oh jesus
>mfw I think my mom did the same thing to my sister
>hitting your daughteru
If you do this, you automatically forfeit any legitimacy you had as an authority figure.
Mates, friends, a social circle. Sorry I wasn't more clear about the scumfeeding parasites that are female "otaku".
In any case, stating you have a sexual partner inherently asserts that you have some worth as a sexual partner in the first place. Stating it in a haughty manner makes it seem like it's no big deal to you, either implying you could always do better, have done this plenty of times, or that their mate is of such high value that they to must be of very high value, and that it goes without saying.
Emily dickinson was a NEET back in the 1860s.
Besides wet dreams the first time I ejaculated on my own accord was when I was 19 and a boner wouldn't go away so I rubbed it a lot and ruined a shirt.
No; I was humping things before I could properly ejaculate (first I recall doing this I was about 8 or 9 years old), and then I started making little wet spots on my blanket after I humped it, and finally, I stated squirting stuff out. The volume increased into my early teens, and then I realized what I was doing.
I figured it was the same for most kids. The urge to hump cannot be stopped.
Porn calmed me down a lot. Before I found porn I was kissing with my cousins and rubbing my dick on one of their vaginas. I tricked another cousin into peeing on me. I would steal panties and wear them. I would let the dick lick my dick and cum all over the dog. I would sneak into the girl's restroom and hide in a stall and fap while listening to girls pee. There's a whole lot more
Once I found porn I just fapped alone.
oh come on, this was not supposed to be a thread about parenting, not penis-inspection day
I had a weird "fetish" of diapers ever since I stopped using them for real. It continued until I was about 8 or 9, and then it just stopped. And no, I don't have a sexual diaper fetish. I just liked wearing those things as a kid and often I would try and make my own diapers from stuff like towels etc., but only when my parents weren't watching because I was embarrased. I was a weird kid.
Also, when I started fapping, I often came onto my sheets, thinking my mom wouldn't know what those stains were. She didn't say anything, but I didn't realize how dumb I was until I started high-school.
I remember raiding paper recycling bins for porno mags, amazingly it did actually work and thats how I got porn at the tender age of 13.
I still love to put a fleece blanket over a pillow and hump the fuck out of it, but it sure is messy and inconvenient.
I used to have this fleece blanket coated with crusty cumstains, and I'd stuff it at the end of my bed until my mom would end up washing all my bedding. She joked about it a few times when I was a bit older, but usually never said anything.
I tell my dad whenever I bring out the trash from my room that it's filled with my cumrags (I'm 23). I'm pretty sure he knows that I'm being honest.
>I had a weird "fetish" of diapers ever since I stopped using them for real. It continued until I was about 8 or 9, and then it just stopped. And no, I don't have a sexual diaper fetish.
Are you me? Seriously it was the exact same for me, even the age fits.
Mah african brother!
That and lingerie catalogues kept me going till i realised I could steal porno from my paper round,
You should get an onahole and fuck it instead of fucking sheets like a retard
I very rarely do it, and haven't since I was about 15 or 16 because it's such a pain to clean up.
I know onaholes are a huge fucking pain to clean too, and I don't want my parents to find out that their son owns a silicone anus in a tube.
You will need experience the sensation of pumping an onahole full of your cum and the sensation overloads your nervous system and makes you faint. It feels 10 times better than 3DPD vagina
We have the sames, I rubbed my dick on two girls vaginas without getting hard I was like 11, sucked one guys dick and kissed my cousin sometimes. After I found porn I never did anything like that anymore. And now I don't even consume porn or masturbate anymore.
>mfw I got caught of the dick sucking and had to explain
This is how you troll. Remember that, kids.
I offered to suck my cousins dick and he said no. One of my girl cousins sucked my dick but I didn't cum from it. I had a lot of cousins around the same age as me. I was hard when I rubbed their vagina with my dick but I couldn't penetrate. So I just ended up rubbing my dick on them
I was kissing girls by the time I was 5 with tongues and all.
I'm jelly as fuck.
So, my school teacher told be about the Spartans, long ago.
There the cultural environment was surely a factor influencing sexuality.
I had full intercourse with my cousin when I was 15. She was staying with us while her parents were on vacation. The bitch stole all my gameboy games but it was worth it. She was a complete slut and got in a lot of trouble with the police at her age.
I saw her was likie 5 years ago and she wanted to fuck again but we didn't have an opportunity to do it..
oh man this entire thread is bait and a half
What? Are you sure you understood that guys post? He was not implying, that cultural environment can't influence sexuality. In fact it is the complete opposite.
I know, I was just citing a known example.
I'm reading this thread and like, what?
Where are all these dirty butthole references coming from?
it was glorious
There was a dog involved, I'm a sick fuck.
I actually would have decided to do that way before this scene.
On the same day she bought a fujoshi game.
This part of the Golden Age (2000-2006) of the high-speed Internet before it was FULLY co-opted by the FBI and NSA will never, ever be repeated again.
Don't you like dirty buttholes on cute girls, bro? Maybe you should give one or two of em a sniff.