It is high time we appreciate the best girl, Papi.
>Carefree and happy personality
Truly the best girl
She's not even in the top 3.
She still a good girl even so.
All Daily Life with a Monster Girl girls are best
Salamanders are the best
Does she have an official weight listed anywhere? I can't imagine her being more than like 70 pounds.
Best Woman Pic related
Let me give you the right pic.
>Miia is obnoxiously jealous, clumsy and violent
>Cerea is obnoxiously white knight
>Rachnea has trust issues and is straight up evil
>Suu is still enigma
>Mero is Mero
Not like Papi gets much competition.
Manticore is my perfect waifu
Would you love Ryu if she had ruby-red scales and golden hair?
I don't really like monmusu or Okayado's monster girls, feels weird for me.
On the other hand, i like every monster girls made by KC, Thomas, or zTon.
>feels weird for me
I love them all.
Your heart simply isn't big enough, anon.
>Have crush on shy /a/non classmate
>Muster the courage to ask him out
>Go on a reasonably successful first date
>Try to kiss
>Get poked in the eye by his nose
>Never speak again due to the awkwardness
I'm going to need pictures. For, uh, review.
Cyclops? More like Sadclops
Not Hound, c, r-san or hopeless colorfag so I dont know how to recolor.
I guess I need to ask one of them.
For the time being, use this picture as reference for colors.
enjoy her killing your kids because she gave them raw meat and don't know babies have shit immune systems
i still love her
What is the maternal instinct.
But they're harpy chicks so should be fine. Probably just buy a carton of chicken livers and watch them go to town.
Harpy chicks are fine with raw meat.
You actually should feed them that if you don't have enough worms.
Is Mia's weight in the triple digits?
Probably. She's a big snake.
No fuck you, you go to /ck/ and tell them you're about to eat Raw Chicken and they'll call you the biggest moron in the world. raw chicken is fucking poison tier kill you
All humans have a self preservation and survivalist instinct, doesn't stop them from getting machete'd by a mountain tard in a hockey mask
Well she is about the size of two gorillas.
And those things weight what, 300 kg?
Most people's weight are in the triple digits, you fucking 99 pound freak
Yet again, they're Harpy chicks. You know, animals eat raw meat all the time. Surely they've got what it takes to stomach raw chicken livers and whatever.
You'll never princess carry your lamia lover
Not in superior kilogramm system, american scum.
This is bait.
>All humans have a self preservation and survivalist instinct, doesn't stop them from getting machete'd by a mountain tard in a hockey mask
How does that even make sense in context?
How does your self preservation and survival instinct affect what other people do?
And what does it have to do with maternal instinct?
They're both instincts
and both are overwritten by utter stupidity
I'm saying Papi has the intellect of a Slasher victim
and that's being cruel to slasher victims
How does having .0001 killogram meals feel 3rd worlders?
>tfw ausfag and can't buy the Papi volume because her breasts are too small and I'll get arrested after customs checks it
>Not having an Anti Customs Drop Bear
Don't britbrutes use pounds too?
Does it look like I am specialist in gorilla information?
How is it utter stupidity if you get ambushed and/or chased down by a madman that has a weapon and is in 10 times better shape than you?
Also Papi is not smart enough to be that dumb.
>eating at all
>1 gram meals
Her ass makes up plenty, Anon.
We tend to use stone in the UK. But only for personal weight. Everything else is metric.
>Going to a place where at least 20 people were murdered
>Just to have sex
Still not Papi retarded though
>customs lets me bring my oppai mousepad home with no problems
Big tits master race
>>Going to a place where at least 20 people were murdered
Real life does not work that way.
When that many people get murdered, places get locked down and searched by popo.
just stop responding to him.
Either he is baiting really hard or is completely retarded, no point in arguing with him either way
I dunno how 'stralia's Customs work compared to the UK, but if you get a bro from abroad to send you a copy and mark it as "Gift", surely it would get through Customs fine? A book is a real cheap item, like, so surely they'd just let it through without a check, as they couldn't charge you tax on it or anything.
They do check, a guy from Perth got arrested
Being Australia is suffering.
I'm glad I can just walk into a local bookstore and pick it up
she looks fragile but we have seen her flying while carrying MIIA`s fat ass
only thing that's missing is some dimples of venus
She's too slim for that
What are you, a little boy?
No way she would drop her egg/s
she has a tutle shell ass
Ok you win that one
>Carefree and happy
All monster girls are carefree and happy.
Man I'd hime-carry Cerea any day of the week, all day errrday.
I don't think Okayado does weight well. A black widow scaled up to Rachnee's size would weigh over 350kg, while he has her listed as 98.
We do the same thing here in Canada.
>Papi will never be raped and mindbroken
I don't care, it means she won't crust you when she's on top
That's not even taking into account that in order for a black widow scaled up to that size to not be crushed under the weight of it's own exoskeleton it would also need an inner skeleton to provide extra support.
A black widow scaled up would also need all sorts of exoskeleton mods to function. You wouldn't have those long graceful legs. Instead they would be thick and stumpy.
So just let it go.
does anyone have that image of the multiple lamias raping men in the forest where one is looking at the reader and it ends with "Why don't we find out... together." Or something like that.
here you go
god bless your soul anon.
"Just...kill me. Please, God, just kill me."
Words spoken through parched lips amidst the lustful, sinning chorus of the breeding pits. Your fellow men cried out in ecstatic agony as they violated them, horrible amalgams between woman and insect. From your eyes that no longer had will to see you saw your brethren violated by centipedal legs attached to plump, womanly body...and another drenched in orgasm-inducing webbing with deceptively feminine inhuman virtually attached to him.
She approached...not quite human, not quite mantis, with her massive breasts and comforting, soft-eyed face. So motherly, so tender as she wrapped you up in her sickle-ended arms and forced her wet, dripping entrance onto your crotch. You hadn't gone soft in days.
It was something in the air, some wicked pheromone that kept you erect and your body wanting more...breeding and breeding, creating more eggs and offspring that would continue to multiply and overrun your race. A wet 'slllllrp' sounded as her vulvae squeezed shut, an imitation of humanity seen in her face as she gave a pleased 'ahhhhhhh'.
"Kill me." Because you knew what this devilish reproduction would bring upon your society...and yet it felt so good, and once more you questioned why you'd ever resist. More daughters...more daughters to breed and to swarm and for yourself to be violated by.
Insect monstergirls da best.
I'd rather the ponytail Lamia to the left.
Brown and sweet with nice pillowtalk and a fantastic ponytail. Great combo.
Pony tail and brown loose hair lamia are nice.
>mfw it was a mother carrying her children
Her and Cerea both have great asses.
>Only one of the three girls mentioned is an insect.
Shame on you.
>she has a tutle shell ass
Now is when you say that you're favourite one is Dracosa.
You think that's not part of the appeal?
Well she already is the second one
>those tiny claws
>that messed up leg
Jesus burn that drawing. And never post it here again.
I guess if you're into that sort of thing
>papi was actually a smart and caring harpy before she witnessed something so terrible that she lost her mind and reverted to a childlike state
don't bully dragongirls
I agree. I mean, i'm all about the torture and/or slavery, but messed up perspective?
Who made this drawing is a crazy fucker!
>Virgin, shut-in monstergirl
>Almost 30 years old and still hasn't raped a man
>Finally gets a little drink and extra encouraged to go out and find a man to violate
>Corners some guy in a dark alley
>"Heheheh...now I'll extract your juices and make you go MAD with pleasure."
>Starts trying to rape him
>She's so clumsy and awkward that she can't even get him erect
>"Ow...no, no no...it doesn't feel good when you do that. Look, you're just making it worse! Do you even know what you're doing?"
>She ends up bawling and fleeing to her house to cuddle with her perfect husbando body pillow
>having sex with complete stranger
Last night on /tg/ proven that enslavement is suboptimal for both humans and bugladies, so breeding is more of a job with acceptable workhours
>Last night on /tg/
/tg/ was terrible for the last 3~4 years.
Where can I buy that daki?
Comiket only IIRC, yes, Japan hates you.
FUCKING JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't I just have my Centaur daki! WHY?!
Majority of old PvP RPG players disappeared with the heavy moderation, now most of the board is MTG, quest threads and retards asking retarded questions that everybody used to know.
/btg/ is still pretty good. I know some of you bastards lurk in here too. I've seen your Berith pictures!
Miia is 7m long. God dammit.
That's a lot of licking to do
I would lick every inch or should I say cm
I think you can find them on ebay
they're like 600 dollars though
Not big enough.
Reminder Ms. Smith is best girl.
If she isn't a lilim/succubus, I am going to be sorely disappointed.
Yep found it
Prepared to be disappointed as she is a 100% pure maiden with legs that just don't quit.
Rachnee's legs are better
Assuming an average waist circumference (which is wrong, since we know she needs her skirts adjusted by Darling), a tail mass of about four reticulated pythons (75kg each), and a humanoid portion of 40kg:
Miia weights an estimated 340kg or 750lbs.
I guess you could deadlift her
I disagree sir. As Rachnee's, a lovely and numerous as they may be, are hard and pointy. Smiths are softer and longer
nigga Rach's legs are a good 6-7 feet long
Likewise 453 and 530kg are consistent with a moderate to large riding horse for Centorea, respectively.
Sorry, but thats Dracona.
>Character we'll never see again
Time to start lifting.
Shes too good for you plebs.
She doesn't have even the second best butt.
Its the other way around.
Foursome with Papi, loliSuu, and loliDoppel when
I used to like Miia but now I'm a Papi man
God speed eveyrbody else, your girls are all great and I'm sure Darling loves them
>talking shit about Miia, Papi or Rachnera
What colour is your blood!?
slow thread today
It's the mornings, nobody posts in the mornings. If you want the big actions just wait for the night threads from 8 to 1, those go by in a flash of bad writing and waifufaggotry.
But it's 18:26 here.
>Not Queen Slime Suu
Nah man. Cerea has the thickest firmest ass.
>nobody posts in the mornings
Is 18:30 fattie.
I just read the latest chapters and I'm going to tell you something guys, I never liked Centorea, nor his "centaur Saber" shit. But suddenly in this chapter, when she wears full armor, I remembered how much I used to like the Shining Force centaurs, so I changed my opinion about her. Wanting to fuck a centaur still makes you a sick fuck tho.
That's like saying a fat girl has big tits, it's cheating
Cerea may have the largest ass by mass, but is it a phat ass? I say not, it's just HORSE PUSSY
mfw its 12:32 AM here
>Not giant suu
I like all sizes of slime
who is Luigi?
I wonder how much money it takes to feed them for a week?
Is there a better quality version of this somewhere?
Found this in an expo I went to today, too bad it sold out.
She do have a phat ass, large 5:3 ratio, well rounded, jean filling and has a nice bounce to it. She do gotta booty.
Is that Z-ton, or the other guy? Man I need to get one of those.
Her body is a weapon of pelvic destruction.
That it is my friend.
>Not wanting Cerea to kneel down, hoisting her pussy up for maximum depth penetration
>Not getting lifted up by her standing and rammed into a wall so you impregnate her
>Your pelvis literally shattering from impact
My bet is dickgirl, did you see all those used tissue wads on and around her bed?
Is there a futa monster?
Cyoa-Anon here, would anyone care to continue pally-quest from last night, this time I have several hours to spare.
>>your pelvis literally shattering from impact
Sweet lord baby Jesus MY DICK!
>>Your pelvis literally shattering from impact
Few months of her doting on me, taking care of my healing would be nice. Though she'd need to learn to cook meat.
You can't be serious.
>Reverse image search
>Literally all of my fetishes.
Thank you so much anon.
>"W-well? Are you...are you gonna?"
>"I'm gonna, I'm gonna, it's just...well, it just winked at me."
>"Other ones don't do that!?"
>"Not...not that I know of."
>Then sticking your dick in it anyway
>That incredibly lewd, squishy, sloshing noise that comes with the excess moisture and looseness of horse pussy
Boku wa Ochinchin ga Daisuki Desu- The Animation. Check it out man.
I love my penis the animation?
I love penis the animation. You got it.
I thought Zombina had dogtags at first looking at this page. Shame, would be interesting if she served in the JSDF or another military.
A Monster Military Unit, would this make a good side story? No one dies of course.
no one dies of course
utter dog shit, I want Spec Ops: the line but with monstergirls.
Monsters make love not war anon
>everyday doing the same checks
>nothing ever happens
>screwing around at work
It would be cute, but get old fast.
>Says her heart's not beating
>Is able to blush
I don't care if she's a zombie and can just sew on body parts and not have to worry about blood vessel, nerves or muscles. That doesn't make sense
>We really are monsters!
That would be shittier
>No elite group of all-female human knights
>Vast majority of them joined the Holy Order after being NTR'd in the worst way imaginable by sexually superior monstergirls
That's not blush, it's trauma
>No one dies of course.
She isn't even alive.
>That doesn't make sense
C'mon anon, is a romantic comedy.
Why are knights so perfect?
oh, and this one as well.
> templar qt
I was hoping the MON girls would be younger.
Tell me the artist guy, im going to order this shit like now.
Righteousness and justice are sexy, like heavy armors. Do the math.
I don't think the author is going to kill anyone off in his books. The closest was that fake out with Zombina.
>majority of /a/ likes cosplay girls instead of actual monster girls
They are like in their 20's right?
>tfw Tio is 28
And the tagline for this LN
"The World of Sword and Dragon"
"Sword = Girls"
"Dragon = MosnterGirls"
"The World = My Harem"
1994 was like 6 years ago, you sick fuck.
Would Mia wear light armor? Or plate armor? What about the other girls?
Because they are pre-decapitated dullahans.
Whoops, meant older.
A man can hope.
>wanting to fuck a horse
Anyways, in the case of Zombina, is the date of birth or dead?
How did she get under it?
>Not wanting to celebrate the year in style
Remote control lifts it, then lowers when she is comfy.
Fapping to a horse body certainly isnt an acceptable 'style'.
>Not wanting to make love to a centaur girl
What are you, gay?
Her human torso may have much more freedom of rotation than a normal one.
Stop responding to bahby troool
Just imagine it anon.
>Zombina, Tio and Manako Doing a scouting mission in the border of a heavily disputed territory where lamias and Arachnees are fighting.
>They have strict orders from mon to run reconnaissance and pick up any stranded human civilians that they find.
>Zombina tells them that she knows the commander of the Lamia forces and that she can convince them to stand down.
>The story slowly progresses from the sound of bullets in the distance and the occasional sighting of a spidergirl into full blown out artillery strikes and Mon Squad having to deal with dying refugees like amputated spidergirls and torn up lamias
>Zombina keeps telling them to trudge through it in order to get to the bottom of it, all the while she grows more callous and treacherous. Manako and Tio desperately try to convince her to abandon the mission.
>They end up calling a Mortar strike over what they thought was a military compound, instead they are faced with a refugee camp and spidergirls desperately clutching the bodies of their dead husbands while being burnt into crisps.
> Manako ends up being hanged by the locals who think she is a demon, executing her. Tio and Zombina get their in time to find her still warm corpse screaming for help.
>Tio and Zombina end up cornered by an entire platoon of spidergirls who demand their surrender. Zombina drops her gun while Tio raises her heavy machine gun only to be shot full of holes.
>During the firefight Zombina is blown away, reaching the building where she believes the Lamia commander is hiding, She goes up hoping to find her and end this war.
>Instead she gazes from the balcony to see the entire city in flames because of her and the desiccated corpse of the commander gripping a pistol.
>"Do you feel like a hero yet?" Just as the sound of the UN Helicopters roar over the building and into the city. Leaving zombina crying, holding the gun up to her head.
I saved this image 9 years ago. I'm posting it again for you
Dood like, what the fuck.
Tears of the Orochi
They'd just end up corrupted and turned into Death Knights/Blackguards of the Fallen God, like Dark Priest.
I think you butchered the story just a little bit too much.
I hit the 2000 character limit, I had to wrap it up quick or risk entering fanfic territory.
Why do you like monster girls? the story is mainly setup to introduce new characters and when it's not it's just random bullshit.
No matter how many fall to corruption, a true knight never gives up!
>Why do you like monster girls?
> liking monstergirls for the story
Your statement is irrelevant to your question, monstergirls are a fetish while that particular story (I assume) is only one manga.
I just like cute girls, even with monster parts.
I liked how they wanted to introduce non humans into society. I thought it was going to be a type of "informative ecchi" manga. But I got harem. Thought Mia and Papi were cute and all. Fell in love with Cerea.
So be it, Jedi.
Clearly I have passed the point of stopping these.
reminder that your pelvis shattering is almost always fatal
>leave a widow Centaur and daughter
Fuck man, why you always have to make me feel sad?
We fluffy now.
Thats a lot of fluff.
>Not having your pelvis augmented cybernetically
>Not enjoying such bestial sex with your centaur wife that even near the onset of menopause she's ovulating
>Happy Family is such a delightful doujin
immersion destroyed masturbation attempt abolished
Just woke up but I do
>It's like this
>Monster girl>Human girl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Furry>>Centaur girl>bestiality
>I hate furries, but I'd fuck one over a centaur always, fucking disgusting.
>Wow lets not just be offtopic lets post NSWF shit too
>That way I can shitpost while I shitpost
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting? That's not how you use green text.
Is this rape?
>TFW you faggots can't Princess carry Earth Chan, let alone larger celestial bodies
Why are you expecting anyone with half a brain? You're in a mosntergirl thread on /a/. Only the most retarded pieces of shit would ever participate in a shitpost cavalcade of such proportions.
>Not fucking Rosa and her universe pussy
>tfw I put her in a bottle
>No one hangs out with Earth-chan because humans are contagious.
I dunno maaaaaaaaaaaan, fucking a horse pussy is pretty damn heavy.
>Fighting the 9.8m/s*M of attraction between you and her
You sicken me.
Does it really matter what kind of pussy it is if it's the one you love?
What kind of monster is she?
no, but this is
delicious, delicious spider rape
alright anon, Im kinda writing up a general draft for a game I cant program for shit, but thats next on the list and I was considering letting the human faction be able to select the gender of their units upon creation. Females wouldn't have as much HP atk and def as males, but they would be immune to certain spells used by the monster and angel faction. Since I want the humans to have a strong emphasis on adapting as they go to counter threats would this be a good idea? if it got in then I would probably also have monster and angel units that have a transformation spell to make enemies gender swap as well
half corgi, half taurus all cuddly.
The fuck is M? isn't it 9.8m/s^2?
>Not the galaxy's biggest Christmas Cake/MILF
Think he was talking about weight, w=mg
>you and earth-chan will never give each other your first time.
>She will never berate you on your training
>She will never come wrap your sleeping body in her tails.
But mass is lowercase and if he wanted to talk about weight why the hell not just use newtons?
Force is mass times acceleration (acceleration due to gravity in this case).
I wonder what a "monster girls fuck yeah" thread would be like...
Earth is a babby compared to the universe
Humanity FUCK YEAH
Why aren't you praising to the Fallen God yet?
Shame we're going to end up killing ourselves before we discover monster girls
Why praise a fallen god?
Fluffy you say?
But anon, what if they're waiting for us in the other life?
>praying to a whore
Because she's a fool. As is the Chief God.
Choose option 3.
More like we'll never even head in the direction of creating MGs because of ethical reasons
there is no other life. There is no reward, and once that illusion is shattered the last shred of moral and decency will snap.
We're all on a ticking time bomb
I just can't help but imagine the ungodly amount of dust and scales she sheds. I mean it's bad enough when I've held a moth the size of my hand.
It would be like dating a giant powder puff.
After cuddling you'd look like some little girl who got into her mom's makeup, all pink and glittery.
>Choose option 3
The Demon Lord.
The britbongs seem to think otherwise
VR cant come soon enough.
Everyone is Gods children, doesn't that mean God is the biggest whore?
catgirls when. after those are made humanity should solve all of its conflicts via high five.
>MG world builds a Rapture-esque city
>no MG's, no Chief God, no Demon Lord, no Fallen God
>eventually citizens of not-Rapture develop DNA upgrades that give MG powers without being a MG
>strength, firebreath, and so on
>shit goes haywire and starts turning people into MGs
>cue Bioshock setting, except with MGs running around trying to suck males of their jizz
>"Big Mommys" (especially powerful MGs that have evolved due to semen consumption) prowl the area
>they capture small boys as fuel supplies and to gather jizz in jars for them
Seven Seas just posted that Monster Musume vol.2 ranks in at #9 on the bestselling graphic novels/manga for January 2014.
Do they not have PETA in britain? Must be nice
catgirls are boring, when am I gonna get my arachne waifu
nah shows how hypocritical humans are.
As long as the moth powder didn't make me choke, cough, or otherwise be uncomfortable, I'd be hugging that thing 24/7.
>A waifu is chosen
>A monster rapes
>Is a man not entitled to choose between sons and the fuffy tail?
>No, says the Fallen God. You are but a semen tank to be pumped.
>No says the Chief God. You must fight and die for the Order.
>No says the Demon Lord. You will belong to the first monster that chooses you.
>Be a man. Choose. Choose Galt
>Knock on the door
>Probably those damn Mormons again
>At the door is a Dark Priest with a bag in hand
>Politely introduces herself as a member of the Church of the Fallen God and Lewd Saints
>Claims she has sensed a strong feeling of desire from your room as she was making her proselytization rounds
>Doesn't wait to be let in and simply pushes her way inside
>Starts looking around you home, finding a waste basket full of used tissues
>Starts getting hot and bothered, but still tries to lecture you about waste and such
>Asks if you have a misses not present in the home and becomes absolutely delighted that there isn't
>Takes over your kitchen and starts cooking
>Something nagging in the back of your head stops you from kicking her out
>Honey, oysters, garlic, figs, bananas, such an odd assortment of food
>realize a little too late they're all aphrodisiacs, your body temperature has also risen and you're sweating even though the thermostat hasn't been touched
>She's flushed red as well, giddy with excitement at what will now become her own retirement party from her preaching
>Wait, since when did you make your way over to your bed?
>anon wasn't seen leaving his house for a week, everyone was left wondering a week later how that shut in got such a cute girl, even if she's a little weird and likes to dress up in funny costumes
>You will never get Earth-chan to manifest before you
>Her skin is the almond brown of the crust below, yet smooth like the softest sands of the Gobi Desert
>Her hair is the flowing oceans, infinitely azure and teeming with life
>From her breasts, volcanic lava lactates, the life nectar of the planet
>Her nether regions are of the finest pumice, yet yielding like flesh
>In the throes of your passion, her intensely hot womb throbs for your seed within her exquisitely smooth and warm vaginal canal
>Her orgasm is the very rumbling of the Earth iteself, and after consummating your love, you look to the stars.
>Your daughter still orbits above, to this day, her ivory white glow inspiring humans across the planet and making her mother's waters yield to her gravity
this reminds me of that one anon who tried to fuck the ground and got a nasty infection
So Dark Priest is the flavor of the week?
There a screencap?
I WOULD DANCE WITH A MONSTER GIRL AT PROM!
>And everything else
I find your lack of geology disturbing.
It's escapism, ain't gotta explain shit, anon.
everything is an infant when compared to infinity
Ok I laughed
> have dark priest waifu
> proselytise amongst the monsters
> set up underground churches with black mass
> preach electrifying sermons of lust and depravity
> your waifu baptises new converts by having you bukkake them
>gambling with a demon
You're gonna lose every time.
>dealer is a succubus
>everyone mysteriously loses every time to the dealer
>two big oni girls show up to drag them away
The queen just doesn't have any fucks left to give and had them all incarcerated in the Tower when they tried to release her corgis one too many times.
Just stopping in to say HOLY TRIPS
The only part I dislike about Dark Priests is how you eventually are locked away in a separate dimension to fuck them for all eternity. I mean, while it's not the worst fate out there it's just not my thing.
You're doing it wrong
>monstergirl exchange student
>dance with her on the roof under the moonlight because she's ostracized by the other students
Yeah, I mean, sex is great and all but just constantly? It sounds like it would get monotonous after a while.
Maybe I just want to play some CS sometime. Maybe go skiing.
It's basically just their afterlife, though.
Instead of clouds and choirs it's sex sex sex
>>She's flushed red as well, giddy with excitement at what will now become her own retirement party from her preaching
Yeah, but it lacks the advantage of being Vahalla.
>Eventually marry said monstergirl, much to your parent's chagrin
>Honeymoon, you're getting out of the shower, she's laid bare before you
>Both of your hearts are like jackhammers in your chest
Is there a pastebin of that manticore daughteru story somewhere? You know, the really sad one.
>You will never teach your monsterwaifu and monsterdaughteru how to ski
>You will never watch them go from being shaky and nervous to strong and confident under your careful guidance
>You will never take them out to rip up the slopes on a powder day and come exhausted but deeply satisfied
Tits or GTFO
>it's not rape, it's proactive dating
>they will never forget what you taught them
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5thIuCSTkk will never happen
Okay then, let's begin where we left off. here's the pastebin link if anyone wants to keep up.
“You can stay behind if you don’t feel comfortable; I understand it must be difficult.” You pat her shoulder and bring her in close for a hug, she doesn't resist it. Instead she seems to be quite happy to embrace you and to be embraced by you. “I don’t think anyone will judge you for this.” You stand back just in time for skelly-chan to catch up to you.
“Agatha take care of skelly-chan while I’m gone.” The skeletal maid still wore the pot on her head although now it was bent in several places as well as rusted. She stared at you with those eyes that while apathetic still seemed to exude hostility. “I’ll go where I wish fake master.” Her eyes quickly snapped toward Agatha and she amended herself “I stay by Agatha’s side until real master returns.”
“Well, Okay then, take care you two.” You lowered yourself in a kneeling position for your imouto to grab onto your shoulders before lifting her up, she giggled as you began the long trek leading to the convent walls in the distance as well as the guards who stood watch out front. The dirt road turned into a stone pavement and before you knew it you were being stopped by the guards for questioning.
Both of them were older than you would have thought and their faces had long messy barbs growing as if they hadn't shaved in several months, their smell only further proved your thoughts. “What business have you in the Convent, normal riffraff are prohibited access!” The first one placed an armored gauntlet on your chest to hold you back all the while your imouto stifled a cry.
You face the guard and say…
1. My little sister is deathly sick, she needs ailments fast!
2. I am a holy paladin of the imperial order and I urgently seek a meeting with the bishop.
3. If you lay your hand on me again You'll lose it for good.
4. Custom Option
Sorry, meant for>>101619023
>Trying to comfort her, you gently massage her front, telling her that from what you were told by word of mouth it's easier if she's "lubricated" first
>Consummate your marriage with her passionately, clasping hands on the bed
>She asks you why you ever chose to marry a monster like her over a normal human girl
>Tell her, taken straight from a certain Kurusu Kimihito
>"It's because you're not a monster, you're you"
2. We're not exactly lying
D-did you like it that much anon? Is there just a dearth of "awww" inducing manticore stuff?
When Papi actually has a fertilized egg she will go to a nice c cup while the egg matures for a few weeks until it's ready to be breast fed.
4. Just ask the guards that you're here about the MG roundup. Would seem bad if we got caught as heretics while meeting with the bishop deep inside the covenant and had to fight our way out.
2/4. Namedrop Agatha.
On a related note, did Agatha ever tell us the important thing she couldn't tell us due to being a thrall earlier?
Why does Papi have a belly button if she comes from an egg?
Have a sexy Papi edit from a few threads ago...
Ooh, stop, anon. This is getting so lewd.
What happened to half-oni commander?
Thats a different story
I thought she was just gonna cry about how she's being controlled by the lich
Because belly buttons are sexy, you peasant.
a really good question actually
10/10 would get raped by lamia!
I assume you mean this one, awkward otherwise.
How many sad manticore daughteru stories are there?
Yolk connects the same way as an umbilical cord
why does Miia?
I'm not sure I liked it, it made really fucking sad.
Maybe Miia don't lay eggs.
It's a little bit uplifting though isn't it? I mean, she got a really good father figure, briefly, then went on and formed her own family.
It's just the way life works, you know, non je ne regret rien.
>Wake up years later, your wife in your arms
>There's a soft bumping on the bed causing your awakening, being the soft sleeper
>It's your daughter, she's excitedly claiming for "Papa to wake up!~ We gotta surprise Mama~!"
>It's Mother's Day, and you plan to give your wife her breakfast in bed
>Cook her eggs sunnyside up, and french toast with maple syrup
>She wakes up and looks at you, wondering what kind of human tradition this is, since her people don't celebrate it
>Tell her that as a Mother, it's her day
>She rewards you with a good morning kiss while your daughter watches you both starstruck
Its probably just to seem alittle more human. They evolved to have one regardless of how they are born, to appease the eyes and people who like midriff.
Man this one made me tear up.
>Be a Ski Instructor
>Be surrounded by monstergirl lolis everyday at work
>Constantly hit on by monstergirl MILFs at the beginning and end of the lesson
Man, what a life.
But do they...Do they hold hands again?
>Constantly hit on by monstergirl MILFs at the beginning and end of the lesson
>wanting to take another mans monster wife
You are the scum that plagues this land.
If you're going to be a paladin ski instructor, you're gonna have a bad time.
>implying all mothers are married
Why Am I alive?
I think the truth is that anons just want to get married and have cute daughters.
>I'd totally have a kid.
>Too bad I've got a genetic disease.
No daughterus for me, monster or otherwise. ;_;
>Be on your death bed, your wife laying next to you.
>In her old age, her smile has become even more radiant than ever before in her youth.
>Your daughter and son-in-law are there with your grandchildren, tears in their eyes at the thought of losing you two.
>Your wife smiles one last time before whispering "It was a good life... wasn't it... i'll see you on the other side... my love..."
>As her fingers unlock from your own, you can feel darkness overtaking you, and as your last thought, you wish you could do it again with her.
>In the womb of the universe, before the spinner of samsara, two strands become interwoven forever more in the grand tapestry, one a beautiful golden lace, representing humanity. The other is a ruddy red, representing demi-humans, as singles they are nothing. But together, they form beauty absolute.
No matter what happens next, don't be too hard on yourself. Even now, after all you've done, you can still go home.
>>Too bad I've got a genetic disease.
>No daughterus for me, monster or otherwise. ;_;
Half these stories are about adopted children.
Like that one with the manticore.
> not getting gene treatments.
Anon, why would they not be married?
>and then I was like
“I am a fully trained paladin, I demand a consultation with the bishop or archdeacon if you lack a bishop.” You pushed back and the guard seem to shrink suddenly realizing that you were in fact clothed in the armor of a paladin, his demeanor rapidly changed from condescending into humility. “O-Of course sire, right away!” He stepped back granting you access to the gate. With a scoff you pulled through all the while your imouto stared curiously at the exchange that just took place.
“Why was he being mean to Onii-chan?” You kneeled once more so that she could jump off from your piggy back ride, with a hop she hit the floor and immediately grabbed your hand in the way she was used to. You shrugged while walking to the courtyard where groups of nuns as well as a centaur and a few elves walked between the buildings.
As you got a better look at the entire compound you realized just how beautiful it really was, the inner walls were carved with various battles and inscriptions ranging from giant dragons being slain to the story of creation as dictated by the chief god. The buildings were all built in an elegant 15th century French gothic style while the pillars were reminiscent of classical greek. Flying buttresses melded with hand carved arches to create something that reminded you of a dreamscape. That effect was only strengthened by the shining marble shone like a mirror in the noon sun.
Soon the bells of the church tower stopped ringing and the congregations of nuns and mgs ceased. As quick as they had come they disappeared and only you and your imouto as well as a maid were left in the courtyard, The three largest buildings, the main church, the archives, and the dormitories stood on each side while a series of smaller ones decorated the remaining space between the walls. It looked like a tiny city almost.
You looked between the three building and went to the…
1. Main church
4. Custom option
If only it was easy to die around the same time on the same bed, usually one dies way before the other
why do you do this to me
And give up my bottomless supply of opiates anon? You crazy?
Yeah, but I'd probably only be able to physically cope with looking after one kid, and even then, barely.
Anon, don't touch me there in my heart. No. Iyaah!
Is there a Centaur in this story? If yes can she win? This is very important.
>be me at 14, I was a depressed mess.
>be at grand-dads, my last visit before he died.
>Last words to me before I left:
Based fucking Grand-dad.
>Incstual gang bang
On the list of thing that are not okay this is really not okay
>implying anyone is ready for kids, ever.
I'm sure you'd make a great dad.
3. Learn all the things
How the fudge does a cyclopes becomes an elite sniper? I thought cyclopeses had shit eye sight.
How does she look down the scope in the first place?
That's some pretty great base knowledge.
Do you want me to cry?! Why do you do this to me!? What do you want from me!? FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>I will never die happy of how I lived my life
It's not like you have choice, if you've got to look after a kid, then you're ready, you don't have the option of fucking up.
Not that you'd know it with all the fuck up parents out there.
I'm really scared if I'll actually be able to say I'm happy with the life I lived when I'm on my deathbed ;_;
>Mom and Dad had 2 sets of 2 twins
>Brother impregnated a chick whose doctors repeatedly said would likely not be able to have a child. Thrice.
>Sister almost beat a provincial record for how quickly you gave birth.
>Aunt had a baby at age 42
>Families average out around 7 kids per family
THE BLOOD IS STRONG
Is this bait? Or are you just an idiot?
They may have had shit eyesight in the myth, but if they had the same density of rods and cones in their retina, they would have greater visual acuity than a normal human.
Depth perception doesn't count for a goddamn thing at extreme ranges. Depth perception keys off the differences between the images perceived by your left and right eye. At extreme distances the short parallax between them barely alters the images.
You don't need two eyes to snipe. If that was true a sniper scope and spotter scope would be binocular, but they aren't.
A-are those eyes in her hair?
I was happy to see incompetent police officer-san again in the Rachnee chapter
I was him to save all the girls and Darling
>World's best sniper
>Can't walk around for shit without assistance from Darling
Would you augment yourselves in the case of an MG world?
the only that matters son nanomachines
In order for her to look down the scope she would have to hold the rifle in the center of her chest, which isn't proper.
A rifle is supposed to be pressed on your shoulder with your cheek resting on the stock.
>not evolving until you become a genderless omnipotent being and becoming a new god of Monstergirldom.
Take magic, apply to bones THEN apply to muscle. You're gonna break shit if you don't do it in the proper order.
Proceed to go on an aimless adventure getting in all kinds of fights on the way.
She would have to twist her head instead of leaning. Weird
An extra pair of arms are always useful.
1 and 3.
First consult the bishop or whoever might be in charge, then searchthe archives in hope for more information on the matter.
She doesn't have a scope, her eye has incredible magnification. The only reason she was stumbling around during her date with Kimihito was because she was flustered.
Tons of training and what >>101641345 said.
Why must you remind me I'm alone?
>TFW when you'll never watch Kamen Rider W with your monster daughter.
>TFW she'll never develop a crush on Philip
TFW she'll never cry her heart out when he dies
TFW she'll never cry tears of joy the very next episode
because it sustains you.
>Get into a fight with an Ogre with a chip on her block
>Your fighting alters the very terrain itself, your clashing fists causing shockwaves like in an over-exaggerated anime
>Proceed to have the best battle-sex of your life
>She doesn't have a scope, her eye has incredible magnification
Alright, if you say so.
The best part?
I didn't even start the story, I merely finished it.
I want to pick up the egg and then crush it in front of her. Cracking it onto a pan and cooking it.
But half formed baby in your yolks
And the 2 dozen other harpies you live with are now going to kick your shit in for it
We've already been over how this scenario goes out with a bunch of paladinfags
You have us anon.
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO MAKE ZOMBINA'S HEART START BEATING AGAIN
>my actual face when this is going to be a plot point later in the series
Have you written anything else? It hit my right in my heart real hard
>killing a helpless baby.
all this motherfucking edge.
Never know until you try.
Why does she only have 6 eyes?
I don't except this as a canon coloration since at least the skill over her mouth should be fleshy colored since people mistook her for a human when she was first introduced.
Also would Darling get flustered by a green boob?
I'd do another one for you Princess, but I don't feel like it.
What are you a chink?
Are you going to go deep fry a cat now?
Why is zombina such a whore?
You take that back
>I don't except this as a canon coloration since at least the skill over her mouth should be fleshy colored since people mistook her for a human when she was first introduced.
The guy who did this asked Crabman for colors and this was the result. Until we get some delicious color spreads of MON that's the way I'll be doing it.
You don't need to be bad when you are Darling. Just try not to fall in love with him. You can't do it. Can you?
I know I'm in the minority, but I don't like darling and I hate the faces he makes when they swoon for him.
If it works for falcons and owls, why not her?
>Okayado's face when drawing this page
Yeah to me that face looks really stupidly drawn. I know it's suppose to look handsome and stuff, but I feel those faces are worse than when he's drawn normally
Not as much as doppel nut yeah
She literally throws herself at guys.
Now this coloration is acceptable since her mouth and chest are a fleshy tone and not a sickly green like >>101642203
>Giving him an unnatural eye color
You should just finish the entire set.
Also that green for the orc's skin doesn't look right. Look at Skyrim's orc to get a better idea for a more realistic shade.
Some spiders only have 6 eyes
I love that crab
/r/ someone to shoop to "pomp" into "pomf =3"
>Zombina has an medical tag in >>101631212
>Doesn't in this page and >>101642212
Also should he have finished sewing on her tit? They only did the top part and the switching would come undone.
Damn it Okayado!
I love this crab
>you will never open up a beachside hotel with your crabgirl waifu
> her bubbles wash away demonic energy
> other monsters won't be able to smell that he's her husbandu
> cleanliness fetish means she NTRs herself
Eh, thought I read somewhere that she has the occasional skin grafts so it could always be a different color.
I can always go back and change it.
No she cleans the other demonic energy off him and puts on her own.
If you want to talk about ntr girls then that's scylla
>We nailed our GOD to a STICK
Well, the guys who did the nailing didn't really think he was a god. In fact wasn't that the point?
Truly beautiful anon. God bless
Setouchi did it better
>Setouchi did it better
>You will never have cancer gumbo
>Not enjoying the refined taste of what-setouchi-did-right
such a lout
Setouchi doesn't do anything right.
>Constantly increasing weight because of bullets left inside.
>Actually does care a little about her weight.
Why is this so adorable.
I don't get it. How is scylla an ntr girl?
Refer to this >>101643371
She steals from Charybdis. Read the profile.
>it's just a human girl sticking out of a crab's mouth
>you can even see her legs, just kneeling in there as if it's some kind of walking chair thing
This is awful
It says she takes men the charybdis rejects you fucking mongoloid.
You walk forward with your imouto in hand toward the grand church in front of you, to call it a church was rather an understatement, a giant spire at it’s center gace way to the naves which stretched in the form of a cross. From there even more spires rose up to each tip giving it a magnificent yet terrifying atmosphere, as if the chief god herself would descend to smite you from the highest tower.
The portal was etched intuitively into a smaller gateway which in itself gave way to a smaller one. All of this opened up into the main Transept whose roof stretched upward too far to even contemplate. On it was painted a scene that every true believer should know. The tale of the chief god sealing away the demon lord and raising up humanity. It struck you as odd that for a convent that was advertised as accepting they would paint such a bloody scene. The silence inside was punctuated by the stares of nuns whos worship was interrupted by your entering.
Without a word and with your imouto still held tight you swerve into the right side of the church where a wooden door lead into a quiet resting room, it was decorated with all manner of baubles and artifacts ranging from imagined maps of the world to a six foot statue of a famous paladin known for refusing to marry a lilim.
You had entered here due to instinct, in your Abbey the rightside door was where the bishop would normally be found. It was only now that you realized how foolish it was to apply that same logic to a completely different church and you were about to leave when you noticed him.
Where was it stated that she had eyes comparable to birds of prey?
On a soft red velvet chair with metallic pins sticking out a man was resting with his eyes closed. His hands were worn and weathered and his face had enough cracks to rival a geographic map of the mountain ranges. He stirred with your footsteps and now his eyes shook open. The deepest black eyes that you had ever seen that called out to you stared back from a withered face that could collapse into dust at any moment. He smiled faintly when he saw your armor as well as the small child gripping your arm so carefully and spoke.
“What can I help you with my child?” His voice was raspy and rough yet at the same time charismatic. He straightened out slightly in his chair revealing a glass cup that he held tightly in his left hand. Inside a deep red liquid swished from side to side and he took a deep drink before turning back to you with renewed vigor.
“I see you are an apostle of the west abbey that rests almost 2 weeks travel from here. What business brings you to these foreign lands? Does the abbess have a message for me?” His smile seemed wise yet mischievous. You were left pausing for air as you gazed at him. He was like a figure taken out of a painting.
You opened your mouth to speak yet nothing came out. He waited patiently with a look of wisdom and at that moment a million questions came to mind. “What was the meaning of life?” “Why do people suffer?” “Are the books really correct?” “Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?” All of these and a myriad of others popped up.
You cleared your mind and asked…
1. Have you heard of any hunting of monstergirls? (direct question)
2. Have you seen any strange behavior from the army (indirect question)
3. I’m sorry I took the wrong door (Avoid questions)
4. Custom option
They make a habit of kidnapping men right before those barnacle girls who sink ships have a chance to snatch them up for themselves and hide in their little holes when they're in the middle of making love with their husbands.
Not really NTR, they just find Scylla annoying
>Acting like you know what's acceptable and what isn't
>When you're not even the creator of the series
I guess one cannot expect good taste from such churls
She has shit taste.
Well I'm curious how much of her body is original since her torso and other areas are made of several sitchings while in the latest issue, she's pretty solid.
Did Okayado intentionally leave out the sitchings to make her more human to have people jack off to her?
I'd jack off to her no matter what.
>however the charybdis resent them for stealing the men they go after
I imagine it's something like when the rock loli is sucking a man down to her the scylla would go and sweep him away
I'm working from the narrative that was presented where she was mistaken as a human, ergo she'd have to have flesh colored skin on her cheeks and jaw.
Deal with it.
I would carry a monster girl like a princess or gravely injure myself trying!
Who of you could say the same?!
>Date with Zombina
>Hot wings and beer for dinner, her choice
>Go to a bar, more drinks
>She leads you onto the dance floor
>Starts getting real close, whipsers into your ear asking for you to take her home.
>Get to her apartment, she drags you inside
>She changes into spats and a sports bra and invites you to bed saying she wouldn't want you going out since it's dangerous at night
>She asks you to be the big spoon
I had a lung rupture at the end of last year.
I might still try.
1, although 2 would let us know if the army was doing strange things other than just the hunting.
Let us answer his question first. Honestly, but politely.
Once that's done, ask if we can talk in private. It just doesn't seem right to talk about the hunting inside the church. Oh, and mention Agatha, but don't tell the details just yet.
Lamias are to heavy man, I wouldn't be able to do it without nanomachines or magic
BUT I CAN'T CARRY A WURM.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with the same dream.
This picture always makes me think she's about to take it in the ass (if that were possible)
Sometime last year I wrote up a couple monster girl "tragedies" but I lost them. I only remembered them recently.
Do you like, anon? Do you want me to... continue?
Nigga how do I bring a woman cursed with Wight-ness back to life.
Looks more like a ice demon
Answer: you don't
Everything with blue skin looks better.
>Not the God-King of Zombie Rock and Roll
So can Zombina ever truly die?
needs different colors on the different sections of skin. Right now they look like tattoos rather than patchwork.
Pretty sure if her brain was destroyed she would be toast.
YES YOU GODDAMN CAN.
YOU'VE GOT THE BEST STRENGTH THERE IS, THE POWER OF love.
Scott McNeil ruined that one
>You will never tenderly clip off Papi's wings.
>you will never tenderly boil kevin-kun
>this is foreshadowing Darlings meeting with Dullihan, which kills him, and he gets reanimated as a zombie
>Implying Scott McNeil ruined anything
You best be playing son.
Which one. He was pretty decent in the OVA.
>not red hair
I remember him from Dawn of War and it's all I can hear.
>Remember lads, just like we did on Sepris Prime!
>Not preferring her as a wight.
What are you, a fag?
Guess it's time to find out if there's been an update from Bulletf/a/ce anon?
Fuck that shit. The last thing we need is more blogshit, if he porked his 3DPD sister then good for him but unless she barks like a dog and has at least a tail it has fuck all to do with monster girls. He can go to /adv/ and make a link here if he wants.
Look, we had one CYOA in this thread, but no one is complaining about it. Because is only one.
I just want to say that.
Funny thing is, she is the best Setouchi girl after Prommy.
1, but I feel like etiquette demands we mention Agatha first. Apologize and say she fell in battle, but don't tell the rest until you've gauged his reaction.
Too lazy, really.
That and The Madaraki Sisters pull the look off with monochrome skin colors, deal with it nerd.
I swear though if somebody asks why her jacket is that color, my autism will overload
without bringing her back to life how could we ever tell her apart from another wight
what now, fag
What if Zombina is one of Fran's patients or the Professor's creations?
I'd squeal like a schoolgirl.
"Oh... and Darling, this my physician, Madaraki Fran. She's a little ugh... eccentric."
>Fran clones Infinite Darlings like she did that one chick to satisfy her onee-sama's bloodlust
A man can dream..
Oh God I wish this was true
tfw Franken Fran anime never
>Fran clones Infinite Darlings like she did that one chick to satisfy her onee-sama's bloodlust
Given the pre-EMG comics of all the monstergirls being boyfriends of identical "brothers" I wouldn't doubt it.
She can fully retract into the crab when frightened.
She can also drag her mate into it with her.
There's a thing called personality, not sure if you've heard of it before. Also, wights aren't restricted to what clothes they wear, hairstyle or even body proportions.
Not every wight looks the same, fag.
>tfw Franken Fran anime never
There is a difference between autism and fashion sense.
There's a very thin red line between fashion and autism
No there is no line
the Fashion in an of itself is autsim.
Spending more than 20-30 bucks on any article of daily clothing is retarded
I wish I could scam hipsters clothing like this claiming it's art
People often judge you based on clothing quality, anon.
And if there is a picture of testicles on your jacket, they will judge you a faggot
soon to be erased thanks to wight being a monster
Jonesy is so relatable it hurts.
No. Read the translated portions on being turned into a monstergirl. They retain their appearance and personality except in very specific races.
>tfw 15costco white tshirts in wardrobe
I wonder how much money I save compared to "normals" when it comes to clothing expenses
“I’m sorry to say, but right now I come for private matters.” You gave an apologetic grin but he simply waves his hand and smiled “Do not apologize. It is perfectly fine. Tell me then, what business have you in this convent?” His hand passed through his deliciously smooth beard. That was some A grade beard right there. Truly a beard to end all beards.
“I was actually looking for you.” His bushy brows lifted themselves in an expression of surprise. “really? What could a geezer like me offer you?” You chuckled beneath your breath. “Charismatic and humble.” You thought to yourself.
“I was actually a friend of Agatha’s. She told me that you might have information I seek.” His eyes grew warmer and his smile likewise went wider. Like an old grandfather he began speaking about her. “Really? Agatha? I remember when she was just a girl no taller than my knee. One of the most talented sisters we’ve raised. I had even hoped that she might take the place of High Priestess when I passed. She was such a strong girl.” He laughed a tired laugh which only made it harder for you.
He must have read your face because his smile turned into an uncertain frown and his eyes clouded up. “She is traveling with you, right? Will she come to visit?” His hands shook slightly while taking a gulp from the red drink. You looked downward to avoid his gaze. “Agatha… Agatha perished on a mission sir. She died valiantly in battle.” It was a half lie but it was better than the truth
The silence between you stretched and the only sound was your imouto playing with your hand counting the digits. Finally you looked up unable to bear it and immediately you regretted it. The bishop’s lip trembled slightly and his eyes were teary. “I… I see.” He gave a bitter laugh before taking another sip from the glass. “It can’t be helped. It is the destiny of every paladin to lay down their life in the name of a cause.”
His eyes seemed to regain some of their previous warmth but you spotted a tear slip down his face and into his beard.
“I’m terribly sorry. She was a close friend of mine as well.” He simply dismissed it with a wave of his hand. “What did I say, there is no need to be sorry. In any case I am glad that she had such an upstanding fellow like yourself to accompany her!” His voice rung out through the room in a friendly yet assertive tone, enough to make your imouto straighten up and stop playing with her tail.
“Anyhow, What did you come to tell me child?” The day made itself known by slipping in a trail of red sunlight indicating that soon night would fall. The bishop meanwhile stared at you with reddened eyes. You decided that despite it you would ask him. “Would you happen to have heard about any huntings of monster girls?” His face turned trouble for a second before he spoke again. “No… No I haven’t really heard anything about that sort of thing. Poachers have been quieter this season than others even.” He shrugged in his chair before emptying out the rest of the red liquid in a single swig.
“Now, if you have anything else to ask me we will discuss it over dinner. Let’s not waste time, soon the sisters will have the table set, and I would like it if you joined us.” He gave a courteous smile and stood up slowly, the cracking of a hundred bones as he did so. With a tired gait he walked passed you and into the rapidly darkening exterior.
“What will we do now Onii-chan? I’m hungry!” You suddenly realized that not once in this entire time you had let go of your imouto’s hand, she looked up at you with big eyes and an open mouth that begged for food. You kneeled next to her and gave her a hug before telling her that…
1. You would eat at the convent, maybe another functionary would have a clue.
2. You would join Agatha, it was time you left this place.
3. Custom option
she's not dead dude stop crying holy fuck
Seems like a bit of a loss to just up and leave without prodding around.
Feel a little guilty to leave agatha out there alone though
>You will never be a great summoner
>Your Undine will never infect entire seas with your demonic energy
>Your Ignis will never set countries ablaze turning them into scorched hellscapes
>Your Gnome will never turn to every plant and tree into a sex seeking monster
>Your Sylph will never let loose winds that pierce the hearts of men and woman with lust
I feel bad. Especially since I can't find the Dark Gnome picture. Or is it just not done?
I like them all but Ignis is my favorite
Followed by Undine then Sylph
But ask for some food for the road.
I'd feel bad if we left Agatha outside alone while we enjoy a warm meal.
If they ask why we can't stay then make up an excuse about pressing matters that need to be taken care of or something.
It's a shame these girls don't get much love. I'm glad I found these corruption pics. They're cool. I'd also like it if their was a reverse way to make them pure and powerful at the same time instead of always having to make them "dirty", but hey "When in Rome"
Your a lovely person Anon
A truly lovely person
thanks anon, this is some of the good shit.
2. Don't ignore Agatha.
Already have a red head.
2. She may be dead, but she can still be our Monster girl orphanage mom. Just we can't make her pregnant.
>Working on this next Truckercore segment
>You will never go out seeking the fabled 5th element.
>You will never track it down to a frozen palace
>You will never be confused that it's ICE which you always thought fell under water
>You will never be greeted by a beautiful Glacie
>You will never try to make a covenant but get rejected
>She will never follow you anyway
>She will never begin to warm up to you and fall in love
>This Love will never trigger her to become your most powerful Spirit
Easy there, Dallas.
>us reading the next Truckercore segment
She sounds cool.
MGE undeads can get pregnant, since they are able to restore their body when you have enough sex with them.
It#s up to him if he wants to apply that for his story though.
>She will never than go full Psycho YANDERE on your other spirits
>She will never freeze your Undine solid so she can't douse you in her perverted waters
>She will never reduce your Ignis to a smoldering ember all but incapable of passion
>She will never weaken your Gnome until she is little more than a heap of lifeless dirt
>She will never curse your Sylph so her winds only bring cold apathy to your heart instead of lust
>She will never freeze both of you together in a solid block of ice during your love making
>A great Palace of Ice will never rise above you as her your great testament to your eternal love
Everytime I think of 5th Element I remember I can't get past the scene they introduce Milla Jovacich's character because they want us to pretend she's attractive
That's Awful Anon
I love it
She doesn't need to hurt the other girls, just love me
You're doing Yandere wrong Anon
she can't prove her love unless she signs your wedding certificate with the blood of her rivals
But anon, how can you really love her if you're spending time with girls that aren't her? How can you really love her if you're too busy with those whores trying to fuck you while she only wants to be devoted to you and only you.
The truth is she can't! As long as you're off with those other inferior sluts you can't possibly love her the way she wants to be loved, no, the way she NEEDS to be loved. So it's only reasonable that she get rid of those other skanks who only want to use you for your meat rod.
It might seem cruel but that only means that you don't understand just how terribly wicked those other sluts are. It's necessary for true love to win in this way. She doesn't do it to hurt you, and in the end after those fucking cunts are gone she'll show you pleasure and happiness over a million times what those other whores ever gave you. You'll see anon it's necessary for me to kidnap you away from those creatures who disguise themselves as women.
Even if you don't like it it's fine, in the end it just means you've spent too much time around other women and you need to be properly shown how traitorous and terrible they are. You'll just have to stay with me in this icy palace until you realize how true my love is and how false their lust seems. I'll teach you how much I love you even if it takes a life-time of being with me. And once you do realize how deep and true my love runs for you then you won't want to go anymore. You and I will be together forever in my castle.
You don't need to look at any other women, you don't need to use any other elements, you don't need to talk to any other elements, smell any other elements, touch any other elements, hear any other elements, feel them or be near them at all. All you need is the cooling and refreshing touch of my love to show you how much I love you, and it's alright because I love you. I love you.
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