What the hell sort of cum spread is that?
The kind drawn by someone who has never ejaculated into his own hand.
Why is anime cum white?
Real cum is like milky-clear liquid.
Often it's borders on yellow, depending on what you eat.
The Japanese cannot into anything sexual.
Still, I would murder for animated porn with the same quality as Asuka's jiggling breasts.
whys there so much of it?
i dont think shinjis feminine balls can produce that much
It's emphasizing a point
Japanese cum. The same primordial ooze from which the samurai of old grew.
Man, does anybody have a gif of that?
I hate hentai with cum flying everywhere and pouring out every where. It annoys me.
>even his cum shot is insulted
Shinji kun just can't get a break.
whyd he cum on his hand and not in her mouth?
Mine has a hint of blue sometimes. If you add hot water it becomes super glue. Annoying as fuck when you are in the shower.
He probably tried "roofing" the tip of his penis while cumming, that's the only way I see it happening.
You will get that yellowish colour when you dont fap for 2-3 days.
I'm covered in my own cum from fapping all day and night. I even have it on my elbows. I can feel it when I bend my elbows. And my boxers are soaked
There's no fucking way that's healthy.
The fuck, man, don't you shower?
I smear it on my asshole, it really helps with hemorrhoids.
I'll shower when I finish fapping. I need sleep first though. I'll probably go to sleep in a few hours.
Quit fapping 2 times a day faget.
When you have literally fapped nonstop for the last 6 years with the few rare day exceptions, you start to see funny colors.
> no blood
So, he couldn´t break her Jericho´s wall?
Sometimes I'll go most of a week without fapping and while there's more it's still a normal milky white.
I've fapped at least once a week for at least that many years and it's still no yellow or blue.
The real question is why didn't he cum inside her, it's not like she was going to notice anyway.
Must be your diet.
It's got be be, the only way you semen could end up that color.
Its not blue blue. Its white its just that the edges or shades are blueish gray.Its really pretty honestly. Sometimes I roll it up into a coagulated ball and throw them on a wall.
Sometimes I taste mine. I drink LOTS of green tea but am disappointment when it still has the same salty taste.
When you fap the smell lingers to you. Washing your hands isn't enough to make the smell go away. You have to have a shower. When you go around people they know that you've been fapping.
Eat pineapple for sweet taste.
Fapping doesn't smell bad at all, but leaving your fap tissues around your room does smell a fucking mess. It's not distinctive enough to single out though, just a kind of scent that's off clean.
Wrong. It's not our fault you didn't notice the load behind your back when you went to work.
>At least once a week
Try at least once a day for years, fag
I heard that about fruit. Ill try it sometime. But I wanted my waifu to taste delicious green tea.
I didn't wash my hands after I fapped all throughout highschool, nobody said sht and everybody always high fived me and shit, if they knew they sure as hell wouldn't be touching it.
imagine all the energy we put into fapping going into something productive. we could have cured cancer or made eva season two by now.
›Wanting your pure waifu to taste your disgusting goo
Isn't that gay?
Everybody faps in highschool.They are just like you that's why they didn't notice.
It really doesn't taste bad at all. If it did I wouldn't do it. The texture is the only thing that gets me.
I saved my cum for a whole month for a self bukkake but my mistake was I didn't freeze it in the end the fucking bottle I was jizzing in smelled so horrible I threw it away,
best way to do it is jizz in the ice cube tray cum cubes stay semi fresh but doesn't have that thick white texture
What in the fuck is wrong with you? Of course it was going to ferment and smell like rotten shit.
I had roommates at the time so it would be hard to explain any kind of container of jizz since we all ate each other's food all the time.
why is his hand covered in bird shit?
He was spreading it on a girl's butt as she was bending over against a wall.
>>emptying a 2litre coke bottle full of fermented jizz all over your head.
>>roommates return unexpectedly
>>caught redhanded covered in year old blue/greenish dickcheese smelling cum.
>not shareing cum with your roommate
What are you, gay?