Why don't you have a shrine of figures and statues dedicated to your waifu?
Because his scale and figma aren't out yet.
Because people doing that is scary.
Because she has no scales and her first and probably only GK looks like shit
I don't like choosing things just for their decorative purpose.
I'm not a Spartan, but if I buy something, it has a practical use (or entertainment value).
She has no scales but I'm doing the best I can.
Because I'm not mentally ill. Which is why I don't have a waifu to begin with.
Because my waifu is unpopular and irrelevant and has no merchandise.
I've only seen a couple of figures that didn't look like complete shit. 2D does not translate well to 3D.
It makes me sad.
>See a Seraphim fig in a bunny suit for £120.
Being a NEET is suffering, The fig looks so good as well.
because i don't have a fucking waifu
i can't find enjoyment in video games anymore
the last anime i even enjoyed was tengen toppa gurren lagann
books fucking suck
music is great
all i want to do is go out with friends, work or sleep
t-thanks SSRIs for making me a FUCKING ZOMBIE
Did they kill your sex drive? Totally ruined masturbation for me, shitsux
they did for a while
just increased my dosage starting this morning so i guess dick will go back to being dead
Because she only has one scale, and not even of her normal form.
I ordered it thought, and it should be arriving soon, along with the LNs.
How much do you take, and do you think they work? I was surprised by how well they worked for me; better than Xanax for anxiety
20mg, going to 30mg citalopram
they DEF work
but i do
But i almost have every good version of crab. This one soon...
Because she would want a husband, not someone who worships her as a god.
Inb4 why not both
But I do, OP.
they're expensive, they don't suit my room and shipping to Australia is a bitch.
Because i'm so emotionally fucked I can't even relate to 2d characters.
Beacuse she has no scales ;_;
I don't like how figurines look.
Putting a third dimension to a 2d character just ruins the look for me.
Because your waifu is a very nice person, talented, beautiful, and NOT A 3D PLASTIC OBJECT, MADE BY JEWS, BADLY MADE AND OVERPRICED ?
Your waifu is supposed to live trough your head, heart and the internet, not inside a plastic thing, she's a person, not an object.
make a custom then
But I do.