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When I used to have phonesex with my online girlfriend, I would always put in the Azumanga Daioh DVD I had so my mom wouldn't hear.

Now I've got some weird association. Whenever I see or hear anything from Azumanga, I think about sex and get a boner. Is there anyway to fix this?
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You should be getting a boner from watching Azumanga anyways.

I see no problem here.
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Try suicide.
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This anecdote is neither funny nor true.
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fap to azumanga
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>online girlfriend
89% chance that was a man.
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>>10161563

I didn't need association for me to get a boner about anything related to Azumanga Daioh
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sage for food anime
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>>10161587
>>10161587
>>10161587
>>10161587
>>10161587
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>>10161563
>Whenever I see or hear anything from Azumanga, I think about sex and get a boner
this is the normal reaction
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>>10161587
Sounded enough like a woman for me to get off, so it's all good.
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What are they all looking at?
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>>10161681
Osaka's PENIS
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inb4 penises
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>>10161704
But Osaka is in the picture.
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>>10161714
It's a huge penis, extending several feet out.
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>>10161714
It's 3 feet long and semi-erect. Imagine the line of sight, it works.
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No, I'm pretty sure they're looking at Chiyo.
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>>10161733
Can't unimagine!
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Just think about Sakaki raping you.
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>>10161745
and
>>10161733
>>10161730
>>10161704
Are not entirely incompatible.
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>>10161563

No. When I first played resident evil my sister got a bath and bodyworks gift set. Now the smell of sunripened rasberries makes me think of zombies.
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>>10161895
i always figured zombies smelled like pine-sol.
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>>10161563
Sure, see a doctor.
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Is there anyone that doesn't have a boner while watching Azumanga?
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>>10161934
A brain doctor or a boner doctor?
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>>10161957
Definitely a boner doctor.
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>>10161974
I don't trust those boner doctors. Who would take a profession where you have to look at dicks all day?
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>>10161704
The why is that guy in the back so interested in looking at it?
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>>10162107
Who wouldn't want to have a good look at Osaka's Chiyopenis?
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>>10162137
I'd probably look, but only a quick glace. The kind you give to the toilet after a huge dump to make sure you didn't lose any organcs.
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>>10162052
You have doctors who look at vaginas all day.
Maybe if the boner doctor was a hot female and not some FABULOUS man?
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>>10162181
Most of the vaginas they look at are not the kind you wanna be looking at.
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Every time you see or hear anything that even reminds you of the show take a hammer and slam a ball.
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>>10162206
Couldn't that potentially damage my balls?
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Probably not if it's that strong. If you really want to try anyway, try playing it over and over with no fapping or other sexual stimulation. This may dissociate Azu and sex over a long period of time.
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>>10162216

JUST DO IT
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>>10162233
But Yomi is so damned erotic!
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Pay a girl to dress as Sakaki and then rape you.
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>>10162244
NO U, FAGGOT
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Did anon mention Sakaki rape?
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>>10162427
It's not rally rape, because I'd let her do it. But damn I wanna be raped by Sakaki.
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Why is Sakaki in that doujin like 10 feet tall?
I know Japanese dudes are short, but her stats list her at like, 5' 8''
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>>10162363
INSERT FAG ON NO U FAGGOT AND NO U, FAGGOT
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>>10162500
it's pretty hot to be dominated by a tall chick
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>>10162500
How do we know he's not just really short?
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>>10162510
NO U FAG NO U FAG FAG INESERT !) NO U FAG FAG FAGOT ON FAGGOT AND NO U DOUBLE FAGG
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>>10162512
If you're a fag.
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>>10162591
no, you're gay if you DON'T want Sakaki to rape you.
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Whenever you get a boner, just think about this picture.
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>>10163061
But then I just think about female Kimura and get a raging hard on...
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>>10163061
doesn't work. i also get boners looking at that
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>boners
wut?
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>>10163111
That's when you penis becomes erect.
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>>10163111
PROTIP: You should've stayed awake during "Conversational English" at school.
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>>10162591
Sup VTEC.
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Wait, so what's the problem here?
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>>10163061
Whenever you get a boner, just think about this picture.
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>>10163406
but Osaka makes me hard. How will that picture help?
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>>10163406
That made it worse...
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>>10163473
She's holding a big knife.
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>>10163473
Just watch the show without having phone sex for a while and the association should stop.

Classical conditioning ftw.



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