Domon, my boy, you're looking positively blue. Anything the matter?
Where is her beard anyway?
On her crotch, duh.
WHOA. DO NOT WANT.
Whatssa matta, anon? Don't like your gals with a little "comfort zone"?
If it's like being in the bush at Nam'.....no.
Her crotch makes Cambodia look like Kansas.
It provides some good cover when you need to penetrate the enemy lines
Yeah, but when I'm going down on a gal I don't wanna see Charlie in the tree line.
YOU GUYS JUST CAN'T HANDLE A REAL WOMAN!
What'd you say son?
Someone mention penetrating enemy lines?
SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
No, we're talking about gnarly snatch fuzz that makes the Congo look like my backyard.
Fall in or I shoot your fucking sister son.
His fucking sister? As in he has one that he doesn't fuck?
Well, what do we have here? A FUCKING COMEDIAN.
Quit making me gay, anon.
DAMNIT! YOU FUCKER! YOU BLEW MY COVER!
V.C.'S TURNING MY WHOLE FUCKING PLATOON GAY!!!!!
Don't leave 'nothing for the dinks.
Hey, you're supposed to be dead...
OH OH OH! VERONICA CHRISTOPHER!
Platoon? In MY /a/?
That's not even close, jackass.
I'm listening to Adagio for Strings right now. So ronery ;_;
Almost. . .
Oops, shoulda aimed lower I guess.
lol, k now im ded. lol
You'd better stay dead this time to. Goddamn water walker.
Really? I'm listening to Nuttin' but Stringz. So awesome...
BARNES! YOU DIRTY FUCK!
Shit, I can't believe I get killed by some punk ass kid.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I kill your boyfriend?
Yes, yes you did. Prepare to die.
DO IT FAGGOT
Your war making is weak. You wouldn't have lasted 3 seconds in Afghanistan.
Whats that? I can't hear you over my awesome.
In b4 chidori flood.
Afghanistan you say? I was in Afghanistan, the Mujahadin called me Shalashaska! You must be Kashim...
Epic thread is epic.
I've been killed by some punk ass kid........
Kids these days think they're all that.
Afghanistan? Back then, I made my name as the Wild Bear of Russia.
I'm still a kid myself you asshole, GAUROOOOOON!!
Told you, bitch.
GUESS WHAT GUYS...
Wild Bear of Russia? Feh, more like wild BITCH of Russia. Let's show them how we take care of business at Hotel Moscow, shall we comrade-soldiers?
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Revy, be honest. Did you ever fuck Rock?
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
NOT SO FAST
That's none of your goddamn business.
Yeah. In the ass. Several times. Shit was fuckin' sweet.
I was born without a conscience.