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"I am a Gundam"
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"Gundam this, Gundam that. All I hear when we're making love is 'I AM A GUNDAM! WHO'S YOUR GUNDAM, BITCH! YEAH, ME! MEEEEEEE!'. Allah Akbar, it gets old fast."

"Besides, you'd think if he was a Gundam he'd be really hung. Well, you'd be very wrong. He's got the smallest cockpit I've ever seen. And believe me, trying to get money by whoring myself out, I've seen my share of 'cockpits', if you catch my drift. And what's worse, he can't even get it erect 90% of the time. Trans-Am mode my ass!"

"At this rate I'd make out better asking someone else for help. Maybe that Ali fellow he's always mumbling about in his sleep is hung like a horse?"
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>>10160853
But I am a Gundam.
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>>10160853
SHOTACONS DON'T THINK LIKE THAT!
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>>10161217
Not in my bed you weren't. You were firing blanks the entire time.
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"Heh. Little Soran, indeed."
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>>10161285
insulting my 'son' are we? someone's just BEGGING for a stabbing.
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>>10161338
BROTHER! You're alive? Excellent.
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none of you have lives
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he's the best Kurd ever. If only the rest of those stupid sandniggers were like him



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