Stop human intruder! why do you trespass into elven territory?
The savages of the Tuydai Kingdom are en route as we speak.
They plan to defile many of your maidens and are en masse.
I shall assist you with a great beast I have tamed.
Put on some clothes. Your appearance is revolting.
Airi best girl.
I want more QB
Because I want to creampie your pussy.
Alleyne is the cutest cutie.
Also fuck you OP I hate elf rape and these threads don't help.
>not loving delicious blonde elves
Nudity is not EVIL.
elves make the best mothers
She will literally kill you the instant you say that.
I am so sorry I offended either of you. I truly and sincerely apologize.
>loving marriage with an elf
>I will never be a cute blond elf girl who trains with her cute onee-sama elf sensei
Why even try?
Life isn't worth it.
Don't you have some Dark Lord to watch and do nothing against while Men stop it alone?
Aldra is the best waifu
>loving marriage with an elf
You mean heresy
This thread needs a good viral bombing.
Naive savages, their vision is a necessary evil for the world.
But as always you must slay in the name of your justice.
Why aren't there any series where a guy is taken to a foreign land and has a relationship with a beautiful blonde wood elf?
It is justice that works. Applied in a way that eliminates the need to be applied again.
Japan is too childish to understand the beauty of such thing.
Because the worst girl wins and ruins everything.
I'd like to say ID
Not if the elf IS the main girl.
She's saving herself for the perfect man for her
And what will you do?
does she get raped by orcs
I'm looking for the wizards collage.
Care to point me in the right direction?
Why do you all despise elvenkind?
I've come from a far off land seeking delicious chocoelves.
Indeed, it must be a shota.
Yeah it's three blocks that way.
So I heard you guys have got an elf problem.
Hmm, how 'bout that.
Whoops, wrong file
>civil elf thread
and here I was, about to watch anime
Would elves help a wizard?
you will never have beautiful elf girls comfort you
That would have been weird.
Glad we saved you
Have you accepted your inferiority yet, human swine?
Is it required for elf girls to have cowtits? I don't think I've ever seen a DFC elf girl.
You realize how easy it'd be for an average /a/non to hold one down and rape her? That's what elves are for, raping.
of course, they are a peaceful race
I don't see it happening, faggot.
He fucks them, doesn't he?
Women in general are not strong.
overpowering a women (even a she-elf) is not a thing worth bragging about
>overpowering a girl
It is when you're from /a/
Easier than you think. A fat slob of a man's hand grip can be stronger than a trained woman athlete's. Yay sexual dimorphism.
Somehow I am not satisfied
Even the most pathetic anon could physically overpower a woman.
A sword fight might be another matter though.
How much do elves cost?
We're all little girls here, though.
>There are orcs browsing this thread right now trying to besmirch cum dumpster knife ears
Must we solved this with violence?
Get me a warhammer.
Well, its a long story...
Yes he does. Elves love young boys. And men. And old men. And fat men. And orcs.
Elves love everything with a penis, to be honest.
Y'all need to stop reading Fatalpulse.
Bestiality made me mad
>all these orcs on /a/ talking abouy raping elves
jesus; you guys should get out and get a nice orc girl once and for all
Pick one and only one
i love elves
Shut up, you dirty knife ear.
My dick's the size of your torso, and it's still probably not enough to give you your fill cock splurge.
sure thing greenskin
I still say Tauriel was ugly, even for 3DPD. Kili has shit taste. Or was it Fili
>My dick's the size of your torso
Why, it wouldn't even make an arrow shaft.
We all want that anon.
OI GET A LOAD A DIS GIT'
DE'R IS NO GIRL ORKS
U LILTLE EAR SPORKS AIN'T WURTH YOR WEIGHT'N'CHEESEBURGERS
U AIN'T IZ PAINTED RED
there are plenty
maybe if you got out of the hut every once in a while you'd see them
Let me tell you of a magical place chummer
We’s stomped ’umies, we’s blown up stuff and we’s driven our traks from one end of da world to da uvva. We’s gonna come back next year!
W-what are you doing, Mr. Orc? I just want to find my way home! C-can you please help me find a way out of this forest?
Elf ears are one of the strange things that really turn me off. If I'm looking through fappables and I see elf ears, it's detrimental to my fapping process.
Anyone else have this or a similar problem?
Not really, usually what they're wearing and their gorgeous proportions are enough to get me going. Ears are minor.
Sure, you'll wanna walk that way for about five minutes then take a right. Follow the river until you hit a fork, then go left. You outta be back on the main road in no time.
I can't even begin to understand or relate to the thought process conscious or unconscious that goes through your head to feel that way.
You may as well have posted: "Pink Giblerikuly bip boo bop!" and I would understand you better.
>implying you wouldn't
>My blade pierced your abdomen before your elven reflexes could conjure magic
>As your blood pooled around you, you mutter out a "N-naze?"
>I start tearing at your clothing and state it's nothing personal. I just needed to start a war between the elves and the orcs.
>This is the only time I would touch a filthy elf.
>I sodomize her with an orc weapon and leave it inside her for the elves to find
>My mission complete, I return to the shadows
Thanks, Mr. Orc! I'll bring you some cookies next time!
[X] Rape the elves
What a swell child, I hope she has a nice day.
Holy fuck /a/ please help me.
I'm fucking obsessed about elves, I've got a folder filled with images of them to the fucking brim.
I get extremely upset whenever someone talks about elf rape, or when I see pictures of them being mistreated I get this weight in my heart you should get whenever something really bad happens, watching the kuroinu threads in the catalog was a fucking torture.
I dream about elves and, fuck, even my videogame characters are mostly always the default pointy-eared race.
Is the entire elven race my waifu?
hello there kind stranger. could you escort me back to my village?
soundz lik youv got a case of poofta syndrome
Sure thing my lady!
It's not a particularly dangerous road, yet I will pass through your village and I could use the company.
What's with all these elves getting lost in the woods
I thought the woods were their home turf
You'll haate de Orcs? Orcs ar'e elves as well. Yo'ure pussy was de'signed to be 100% compatible wid muh Orc dik'. You'll hypo'critical elven cum' sluts.
Should I put Alleyne pictures in my elf folder or my Queen's Blade folder?
I am confus.
I too have a elf fetish, and I also belive elves should only be tenderly loved and adored
Because I am anxious to rape some elves.
You should watch Wakfu
90% of my elf folder is of Alleyne
I'm on an adventure!
I'd rather shoot myself in the penis.
maybe they went to a part of the woods where they're not familiar?
only thing I can think of.
What a delicious looking boy.
Boss? Dem Eldar are "gettin' lozt" in our kamp 'gain.
Alzo dem 'umiez are gettin' weird 'round 'em.
Do we krump 'em?
MAIM KILL BURN
MAIM KILL BURN
MAIM KILL BURN
I used to really like elves, back when I was into fantasy and shit. Then I read Eragon and got fucking disgusted. The book was shit, and it ruined elves for me forever. Arya and Oromis and the whole lot of them were such pretentious faggots that I wished they would get killed by the tyrant before Gary slew him. Jesus.
That's really cu-
Er… Lady? I do believe that infant which you carry is not of your kind...
Hobbitses are cuter than elves.
Come here short one...
I don't bite...
Alleyne is love.
Alleyne is life.
Alleyne is cute.
I literally only watched Queen's Blade for Alleyne
I wish to marry an elf so that I may gently rub her ears
And taste better.
Shizuka ;_; was pretty cute and even though most girls were nice too Alleyne was the best.
Dwarves > elves
I will admit Ymir is pretty cute too
Why don't you keep it locked up in your basement instead?
-less legal problems
-can do more than ear rubbing
-legal because elves aren't people
Because seeing an elven girl smile is worth everything.
Elves are precious creatures that deserve nothing but love and respect
She was hot in Rebellion.
And a bitch. But mostly hot.
Yes, I know the twist. But Melona was still disguised as Ymir.
Dwarf x Hobbits
Because I'm not an Orc.
Is it wrong that I want to hold her hand?
I wanted more Nowa, but I never asked for this.
How badly do you think her pussy was wrecked by those hobgoblin dicks?
dropped before I even read it
this pic always makes me cry
>you will never train your body and mind with alleyne for weeks, even years
why even live?
Is Nowa dead? I don't remember her appearing, or even mentioned, in Rebellion.
I want a loli elf daughter
Don't worry. Maybe she can regain her purity.
just capture a she-elf and you can an endless supply of loli daughters
RQ translation never
Vaniquished Queen's episode 1 I believe has Tomoe get captured by Dogura. While imprisoned she finds that Nowa was captured several months before and has been broken. She ultimately saves Nowa and helps her become a warrior priestess.
>she will never look at you in the eyes, after a particularly hard day of training, give you a smile, and say "anon, 100 points."
this is it /a/
I've got my rooty tooty point-n-shooty right here.
I'm doing it.
nooo.. /a/non you must keep walking forward, don't give into despair
Keep telling yourself that.
elves are made for raping
The books aren't, but the ova doesn't really contradict anything in canon.
But not faggot blond hippy elves. I want balkanized slavic elves who have been fighting the same four-way race war between only just barely differentiable sub-categories of themselves for 10,000 years.
I want humans to leave Africa and find elves killing each other in the mountains and forests.
I want humans to figure out how to smelt bronze, and still have to deal with elves killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
I want Rome to rise and fall, and for the elves to still be killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
I want humans to discover gunpowder and develop cannons, and still the elves are killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
I want humans to engineer democracy and enlightenment philosophy, and still be helpless to reason with the elves to stop them from killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
I want the sun to set on British Empire, but never on the elves killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
I want World Wars I and II to begin because, but actively avoid the territory in which, the elves are killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
I want the United Nations, after all other problems are resolved and all rogue states are quelled, to struggle in vain to stop elves from killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
I want the singularity to happen, and for mankind to accidentally download itself into an unceasing digital nightmare from which there is no escape, and the only people who might be able to help won't, because they're too busy killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
Elvenkind is basically a what-would-be human utopia, well, except the apparent xenophobia.
>only one nation
>controlled population growth
>philosophically and intellectually state-of-the-art
>You wrap your arms around Alleyne and gently rub your cheek against her.
>Slowly your lips touch, and your tongue intertwines with hers.
>You slowly lower her onto the bed and remove her clothes.
>Your dick, as hard as a dwarven battleaxe enters her.
>Unable to withstand her exquisite, elven pussy, you immediately orgasm.
>Shamed, your face flushes red and you slowly look into her face.
>Her half-closed eyes express only disappointment and disgust.
>0 points /a/non.
I'll get better
Fëanor would like a word.
Does he want to compare how much infighting they have compared to mankind?
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Do you have any sisters? How about friends? Any beautiful elves for me to talk to? Pls help.
May you meet your elfen waifu on the other side /a/non.
I'm not gonna do it.
What would she think of me?
>you will never rape an elf in your lifetime
she would be disappointed
>"hmmm...you have too weak of a heart to be worthy of a warrior. 0 points. You must never give up in the face of despair."
this is adorable. does anyone else have any more Alleyne baby/pregnant pics.
Look at the baby really closely.
That is why I must endure anon.
I must endure.
I know the baby looks weird, but a motherly Alleyne is encedibly cute. So are there any similar looking pics
I shouldn't have laughed but I did. Kyurem just looks so goddamn silly.
that's, the spirit. Do it for Alleyne's sake
It has a pig nose, anon.
It's an orc.
Welll at least I think so, I really looks weird so it may not be an orc.
Being this dense. Are you a harem MC?
Well, I did say the baby does look weird. I just want a mother Alleyne
If she survives the birth
I don't think there is.
awwww..damn it Japan!
When I play Dark Souls I pretend my Chosen Undead is a cute elf girl.
And in Dragon's Dogma I gave my character pointy ears.
Take your pick, /a/.
I don't really like breasts that big, nor nipples that thick, nor swimsuits that slutty.
So I'll choose this cutie right here.
Silly anon its common knowledge elves are sluts.
>Queen's Blade is one of the most famous ecchi of all time and has spawned some great doujins I thought
>Let's give it a watch, it'll probably be a great fap
>Main character gets the shit beaten out of her, nearly strangled to death, and wets herself from fear in the first five minutes of the first episode.
>Second episode has another main characters entire clan and family genocided and the only survivor only wanted to be friends with her to kill her later
>Shit just goes downhill with more hideous violence and extremely depressing backstories from there
I wonder what they taste like
Any animes with cute elves doing cute elven things that don't involve rape and orc NTR? QB was good, but not enough Alleyne or Airi, the they killed secondbestgirl
love, hope, and dreams
Love and happiness.
the world of queen's blade is pretty dark, poverty, slavery, monsters, wars and they are always ruled by a despot chosen in open combat
I still can't understand how there are practically no decent human/elven romance anime/manga/VN considering how popular elves are in pop-culture.
Otaku are filthy, filthy beings.
I said human, not otaku
Remember, be kind to elves.
Why are dwarves so much better than elves?
Every Japanese media company has to cater to otaku's tastes.
And those are always rape and other filthy stuff.
I can't believe I only just found the vanilla Dark Elf doujin by our lord and saviour Fueta Kishi.
Anybody else know which one I mean? It was great.
but isn't it every otaku's dream to save a female wood elf warrior from being overrun by bandits?
It's mine though.
>MU-MUH pure elves
all elves are sluts, they emit a special pheromone that lure innocent males of every species to fuck them
No. The dream is SEX EMPIRE. Join the sex empire.
I guess it depends how much of a white knight you are.
you're not alone /a/non...you're not alone
get out you scum!
Sex empire a shit.
Chloe is so cute, why don't they do those kinds of designs for anime instead of wasting it in a shitty h-anime?
Nothing but suffering
my thoughts exactly!
>sell loot/collect bounty
>buy better equipment with money earned
>continue defeating bandits until you're strong enough to go after better targets
>rinse and repeat until max level
>do whatever the fuck you want because you're the strongest being in the land
My body is telling me to Descartes.jpg
My heart is telling me to kill her and all elves within the vicinity, no rape involved.
>Not abandoning your warrior life, to settle down with a elven wife.
being so beta
That's too bad, anon.
go kill yourself
HOW ABOUT I STICK THAT SHIT IN YOUR ASS YOU PIECE OF HOBIRON. DO YOU EVEN LIFT!?
>Not defending a lone elf settlement from invaders as the immovable warrior contained in gleaming steel armor
But I'm a squid de geso~
>abandoning your warrior life
It's like you don't want bards telling tales of your adventures for centuries to come.
As long as I take some elves with me I'm fine. They're so cocky with their plumop bodies and large breasts trying to lure innocent males in. I will show them the errors of their ways.
>leave her to raise half breed child alone
I'm sorry miss, I din't mean to offend you. It's just that your're so beautiful I couldn't stop my self from watching you practice your fighting skills
My Elven friend, how would you like a land construction deal that will bring many shekels, I only need the deed to this Elven land
>Caring about your tales and not simply seeking adventure for the experiences
If the bards tell of my name, then let them, I do not care. My blade is brandished to hunt the horizon!
I'd rather have a beautiful elf wife and have children with her, rather then being a famous warrior
I'd rather take the kid and raise him as a warrior, leaving the mother in the dust. With elven dexterity and human strength he's sure to knock off some heads.
I rather have the bards telling tales about how I banged my hot elven wife every night for centuries to come.
>Return years later to dump a fancy sword on the doorstep and leave again
>Laugh to yourself as your half breed kid decides to take the fancy sword and run off to adventure with no real goal or idea of what they are doing
You are all fapping to 2D stuff that was drawn by filthy otakus.
Don't be an hypocrite
They have thousands of better cocks to receive from. I'll just take my share and leave.
Its a shame wow never became popular in japan. There would be much better hentai out there if it was.
I just want to marry a cute elf ranger girl and go on an adventure with her, eventually after years settling down in a peaceful village together with her, have a daughter maybe and spend my life happily alongside them.
Life is painful.
unlike you elves aren't dirty sluts
you and me both
M-My friend forgot his cookbook and I'm bringing it to him.
(actually, these are porn pictures of elves nyehehe)
How did you get from the ocean to the woods?
Squids aren't particularly smart.
you gotta be squidding me.
I have a fantasy where I am a paladin traveling with an elven mage. We are really close and our relationship is mostly platonic but one day out of the blue I ask her to marry me. She accepts and we settle down in a small village and have 3 daughters and 2 sons. In my fantasy elves have life spans closer to humans so we are able to grow old together.
Being me is suffering.
As nice as ot seems I guarantee you its not fun after like five years.
>How did you get from the ocean to the woods?
>Squids aren't particularly smart.
you, me, 1vs1 fgt
bring it bitch
Listen, humans have manifest destiny over the entire earth.
If you surrender we will allow you to live in segregated enclaves and work jobs in menial labor, serving and the sex industry
We are a proud race and we will defend to the death the right to live as equals with humans
Which are smarter, elves or humans?
elves should stay in the sex industry.
Ok that's it, kill them all and burn the forests to ash
you're comparing different centuries
>implying elves can hold guns
bring it faggots
Just a harmless priest passing-by. Don't mind the rotting horde behind me, they are in the choir.
I have a similar fantasy anon, the lifespan part too.
I really hate the fact that such interesting, or at least full lives are out of our grasp, instead we only get to slave/escapism our life away until the day we either get tired or die.
I really should go to sleep.
You're not humans, you're apes in men's clothing.
Don't group me with you filthy, lust-driven monkeys.
Why did /tg/ angry about elves?
> MFW vanilla elf never gets translated
Again, /tg/ doesn't hate elves.
/tg/ hates most people that play as elves because they're often That Guy.
You don't want to be That Guy.
There's always Kamidori, but it's kind of shit.
I liked Kamidori. I thought it was pretty fun.
Isn't it haremshit?
>Ok that's it, kill them all and burn the forests to ash
>missiles against reality-bending magic
Good luck General-kun.
I liked the harem. It had a pretty divers cast of qt's
Are the ears of an elf extra sensitive?
Do you feel anything when you rub your ears?
elves and humans CAN live together in piece.
Shinji you N'wah!
Get in the Giant Akulakhan!
Coincidently, they also make the best sex slaves. Decisions, decisions...
Elves can't love humans.
When I rub my ears? No.
I have had my ears rubbed by someone else a few times before, and that was arousing
Humans can't love humans either
In my animu's ears are really sensitive. You can make a girl orgasm by touching them. Elf ears are probably twice as sensitive since they're bigger.
Then it's just me that doesn't feel anything anymore.
RAPE IS LOVE! DON'T YOU TELL ME IT ISN'T IF YOU'VE NEVER TRIED IT!
No, humans dominate the world. Elves are nothing but sex slaves.
Why can't you heretics think homogeneously? Species aren't meant to be crossed.
Then why do we all have traces of Neanderthal in our genes? You wanna know why? Because our ancestors knew that sexual conquest was the greatest conquest.
look at this faggot
Well I still don't like em. They're too perfect. It's too good to be true.
Elves have magic.
Kinetic weaponry such as missiles or bullets doesn't do anything against magic, because it's magic.
Has someone rubbed your ears before? Also I don't think everyone has sensitive ears
Except Africans. Black Africans
If it's too perfect, then ruin it. Destroy it. But destroy it with the power of the D. Make them nothing but a minor note in our genome. If you hate them then FUCK THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE!
We've managed to fuck most black Africans too. The amounts that don't have at least some white in them are very very small, and dwindling.
All worthy of being raped.
The only things that aren't meant to be crossed are the streams.
Do anything but don't fucking cross the streams.
Pretty funny that you mention it, considering that elves fucking suck at magic.
Pic related, the time required for various races to learn cast spells aka become level 1 wizard.
>output 1 human
>output 2 half-elf
>output 3 elf
Mind telling me what Generals Mod that is?
>Japan hated Rebellion
>most of the Grimoire girls are pretty bland and forgettable; not up to the usual standards of the series at all
I feel like Queen's Blade is on its last legs. Shame, because this would be a really bad note to end it on. I would have preferred that they just walked away after Rebellion.
Seven Deadly Sins anime when?
>What's with all these elves getting lost in the woods
>I thought the woods were their home turf
It's a honey trap!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
>undead escorts an elf maiden into a village.
>they form a mob and burn the undead, and pronounce the elf maiden a witch who practices necromancy.
None of this characters are black.
>not fearing elves
Dark Elf is suffering.
That's the beauty of it.
Does she have shark teeth?
This is all I want to know.
I want to be a loli elf daughteru
Well, women sure are stronger than fat neckbeard on /a/
Don't underestimate girth in a fight. If you're weaker but significantly larger, odds are you can dominate the average person in a fight.
Glad to know I'm not alone. ;_;
>still no elf rape
Looks like it's safe.
I wish to impregnate your entire village.
You just had to...
Yes, very much
Yes I did.
I quite enjoy challenging /a/ with my remarks.
This thread is surprisingly good to be an elf thread. It looks like more people are seeing the light and starting to defend elves.
Never trust an elf.
Is this a dark elf or tanned elf?
More material is required. For research.
2 birds with one stone
I am now dead because I laughed too hard
No, it's just because it was at late night.
Make it at d/a/y and kids off school will fuck it up to no end.
I saw no signs or boundaries.
You know the orcs will invade your house and rape your wife, don't you?
Orcs don't do that.
If you get past the intimidating look they're quite nice.
>Implying that not every society has these traits.
What are you trying to accomplish, elf?
>ha ha time for more shitposting!!!
Total bros, appreciate the earthly pleasures of beer, beef and beards. What's not to love?
Holy jeez her vaginahole is litterally devouring those her panties.
Every anon that mentioned or thought of rape or other illicit activities should burn in hell.
Elves are for lovely love.
elf pussy=dyson vac
How about delicious Space Elf?
>implying elves don't get treated the same on every board
U-uhm A-actually I wanted to ask whether you were doing anything this afternoon,maybe we could take a walk along the beach and grab a bite to eat?
I want that Barret.
I'm sure you mean beret.
I just want that hat
Why is sher wearing a leaf bikini?
Female Hobbit* C'mon now, the whole race isn't called Bilbo's, and theres no way that's Bilbo Baggins in the female form. Looks nothing like him.
Also it's cute.
Because otherwise she'd be naked, silly
>falling for elven illusions
You just murdered and sodomized your waifu.
This anon has the jist of it. Elves don't get lost in the woods, and notice they're appearing helpless. That's how they lure you in. Soon you''re screaming and confined as their drink your dreams like a fine wine.
Be gentle, /a/.
Oh man fuck Viper.
Even if it had a "happy" ending, fuck it.
Why do those sort of games always have the best art? Fucking hell.
Why? Best ending ever if you ask me. Julietta's scene was the best.
Because rape a shit.
It's not rape if it's an elf.
Go be a monkey somewhere else.
Heretics all of them.
Sorry mate, but it has been scientifically proven that you can' rape an elf.
That's right, you can't rape an elf because they are so cute you just want to hug them and treat them nicely.
Fast weapon (Delay: 3)
Damage: 1k6 + 2k8 against Spiders
Crit chance: 19-20 (17-20 against Spiders)
Yup! So leave Bilbo alone!