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Hold me Ume-sama. Love me, Ume-sama.
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Touma Kazusa, what are you doing? That's not Haruki.
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>>101605266
Worst Bento.
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>>101605266
ume a shit
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>>101605410
>>101605402
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What would paizuri from Ume-sama be like?
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I want Ume to love me.
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>>101606226


To be fair Shaga is just as shitty as Ume.
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>>101606260
I want her to want me.
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>>101605983
Ume-sama's bentos would probably rip my dick off.
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Season 2 when?
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>>101605983
>implying any of the people she would fuck have dicks
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>>101607103
Even if they did, their dicks would fall off after she ravenously rapes them.
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>>101607194
Ume-sama is unable to rape any man. Everyone wants to do her after all.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZJfA2W5s_E
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>>101607239
Even the most α of us fear we may not make it out alive after.
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>>101607524
It would be worth it.
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What would a honeymoon with Ume be like?

>implying that we ever get to waifu her without going unconscious
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>>101607344
they know just what i want.
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>>101607763
Pure bliss, anon. I'd be greater than heaven.
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>>101608084
Yeah, she'd physically abuse you so hard that you ascend to some place higher than heaven
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http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2014-02-05/funimation-opens-ben-to-web-page
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>>101608136
I'm not sure how I should feel about that.
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>>101608136
She'd abuse my dick, alright.
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>>101610894
With too much pleasure?
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>>101605266
And then I proceed to punch her face because I know that any girl actually liking me must be a trick.
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>>101605266
>Love me, Ume-sama
Without a dick I'ma fraid that wont be possible
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>>101612441
But I have a dick.
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Is this literally a samefag thread? I've been seeing more and more Ume threads and it pisses me off.


We'll never get a S2 because of her.
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I want to cuddle with Ume-sama after she handled my dick properly.
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The faggots that start these most hated character from Ben-to Threads should get banned.
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>>101613722
There are at least two guys starting these threads.
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>>101614762
But I honestly like her.
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I want her to bear my children.
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>>101617056
And hold me tight late at night.
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S2 when? The re-release of the BD box seems to have sold out, it must be popular right?
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Ume seems like the kind of girl who'd spit in your mouth and step on your balls while hitting you and calling you worthless.

Not waifu material at all.
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>>101605266
fuck you ume
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>>101617252
thats plenty waifu material.

what are you, gay?
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What would it take to fuck Ume with my dick?
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>2013+1
>hating Ume
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>>101617252
Sounds like supreme waifu material to me.
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>>101617252
stepping on nuts and calling me worthless is no go
spit is aight tho
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>>101617617
But you can't be that worthless, if she proceeds to sleep with you anyway.
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>>101617293
>>101617448
>being this beta

typical umefags.
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>>101617056
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ume a shit
kyos a best
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>>101618065
why
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Ume is pure sex, she even radiates a sexual aura.
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>>101617448
>>101618390
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>>101619942
Why are you doing this?
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>>101619986
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>>101619986
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It's funny because Shaga's name is close to slang here in England for fucking.

Yes, I would shag Shaga.
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>>101621721
It's also known here in Germany.
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>>101621576
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>>101621812

Wouldn't be surprised if it originated in Germany and found it's way into our slang somehow. Every English word can almost be traced back to German and Latin.

Would you enter a threesome with Shaga and Ume?
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>>101622021
I wouldn't survive it but yes.
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>>101622021
>sex with Ume-sama
Yes, absolutely no matter the consequences.
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>You'll never get your ass pounded by Ume-sama
Sad day.
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>>101613722
Even though you're a fucking faggot
I'm gonna have to agree with you
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What does Ume have to do with Ben-to not getting a second season?
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Why is Ume so perfect?
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>>101623469
Black long straight hair, blue eyes, stacked, very nice body in general, dominant, sexy voice, awesome onee-sama, would be very living in a relationship.

Also
>Ume seems like the kind of girl who'd spit in your mouth and step on your balls while hitting you and calling you worthless.
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>>101623569

Not to mention she would turn a useless person like me into something worthwhile with enough love and motivation.

She's also rich too which is also a nice quality.
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>>101623774
>Not to mention she would turn a useless person like me into something worthwhile with enough love and motivation.
So can see that happening. Why is she so perfect indeed?
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>>101623569
I forgot ZR, being able to pull off incredibly sexy poses and her theme song.
Her casual outfit with short pants and purple shirt >>101622106 is above god-tier too.
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What's with all the Ume threads?

Why is a secondary character from an unpopular anime that aired years ago suddenly getting daily threads?
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>>101624188

Ume: Baka anon! You want to feel my breasts or take a shower with me? Then get a 100% on your assignment next time.
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>>101624384
I kinda doubt it'd be like that. Same situation, different execution.
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>>101624583

How do you imagine it then?
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Any Ume CBT doujins out there?
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>>101624677
I imagine it would kind of be like in her episode where she took care of Muscle Cop when Ume thought she's sick.
She'd help you but treat you like a small kid, which would be a huge turn-off actually.
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>>101613722
Too bad we'll never get to see a better side of her in volume 10 animated.
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>>101624365
>suddenly
Hello newfag.
http://archive.foolz.us/a/search/filename/ume6.jpg/
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>>101605266
>Ume
Negative Character Attributes:
- Abusive
- Obsessive
- Petty
- Rude
- Violent
- Vengeful

Positive Character Attributes:
- Good looking

Negative General Attributes:
- Ume has nothing to do with half-priced bentos.
- Entire show is thrown into shambles upon her appearance with characters losing their normal calm and characters losing their combat prowess.
- She appears, abuses characters, and disappears with no effect on the real story surrounding her scenes.
- 1-dimensional gag character.

Positive General Attributes:
- She makes Naru look like an angel of grace and understanding.

conclusion:
Ume a shit, really a shitty character.
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>>101625079
He is right. We had at least 5 Ume threads per day since forever but the amount of threads in the past few days has skyrocketed. We have like 2 threads per day.
I like it and they last much much longer than the usual threads too
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>>101625190
>5 per day
I meant 5 per week.
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I'm the anon who posted a small bit of volume 10 stuff regarding Ume. It has been translated in Chinese, if anyone who can read that language is interested.
>>97432399
>>97432689
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>>101617359
A pair of shears, axe, chainsaw, or other such implement.
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>>101625372
Holy shit, the light novel is ending. Volume 12 will be the last volume.
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>>101624694
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Fuck me, Ume-sama.
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>>101625646
Not at my computer where I can log on to sad panda. Link? My boss is making his rounds.
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>>101617056
That smile, my dick is exploding.
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>>101629584
Fuck off, it's not difficult to find one of the bento doujins. It's not like you have to browse through several hundreds of them.
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What kind of scenario do you have in mind when fapping to Ume-sama?
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>>101625590
Well, that aside, here's a bit of volume 11 if anyone's interested.

The Wizard Yū has rejected Sen's Valentine's Day chocolate. He challenges Sen, saying stuff like romantic feelings being in the way of a Wolf's prowess and calling her a coward who has no right to to get a half-price bento. Hana (with the help of Hiroshi Onizuka, the Exorcist) tries to take him on to help Sen but fails miserably and is soundly beaten up. Hana collapses and develops a fever, and is hospitalised. Ume approaches Yō for help to defeat the Wizard, who is currently the strongest Wolf (even the Sawagi twins are weaker than him). Yō accepts, partly because he himself has some feelings for Sen. Ume feeds him some red dates as encouragement (what?). Yō enlists the help of the twins, who managed to uncover a clue to help fight the Wizard in their previous fight against him. He also gets Ren's help (hence reforming Two Dogs once again), as well as make Yū promise to accept Sen's feelings if his team can defeat him (which also happens to be what will be Yū's last fight as he will be leaving Japan the next day).

Yō quits the Half Price club so he can fight Sen (because there's a rule that club members cannot fight each other). Sen refuses to retract the rule so Yō quits. During the fight Ume goes to Sen and tells her as Yō's feelings for her, as well as.why Yō did what he did, after which Sen rushes to the battleground and starts confronting him and asking him to return to the HP club after this fight (she's back to her normal self).

Long story short, Yō wins so he tells Sen to go back to Yū, but Sen, having made her decision after listening to Ume, decides to accept Yō's feelings towards her instead.


Volume 12: Sweet Dessert Buffet (free)
(Yeah, it's not a good translation, but it's all I've got for now.)
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>>101630327
You have a point. ;_;
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>>101630401
Ume dominating on top of me like in >>101622106
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>>101630401
Probably being strangled between her thighs while she tells me how much I'm a worthless hentai.
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>>101633779
Great taste.
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>>101630401
Getting my prostate slammed by a thick strap-on.
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>>101631814
>>101633779
>>101634024

Why are Umefags so beta?
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>>101634339
It's a fetish for many self-proclaimed alphas to be beta'd by someone alpha of the opposite sex even just once. That, my anon, is the ascended definition of alpha.
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>>101634339
Because She's the alpha.
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>>101634339
I like anal. How is that beta?
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>>101634816
and omega
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What would you sacrifice for a relationship with Ume?
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>>101634580
This.
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>>101635452
Everything she wants me to as long as she keeps on loving me and I get to keep my dick.
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>>101635573

>Relationship with Ume
>Keeping your dick

lol
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Ben-to thre-NOPE
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>>101635798
She'd not cut it off. She wants to feel pleasure too after all.
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>>101635973
Ume threads were the only ones I visited.
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I want a season 2 with even more Ume.
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>>101636142
A man of taste.
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Why is she always condescendingly cold when I look into her eyes?
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>>101636110

strap on vibrator
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>>101636175
>no Yō
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>>101636267
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>>101635973

SHIT HATE UME THREAD BITCH GETTING FUCK
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>>101635973

>aggressively insert
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>Shagafags' anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URV3bv5OciU
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>>101635573
Ume would probably rip off your dick and talk down to you how you're not deserving of it. Then Ume would pleasure herself with it as you watch all the NTR in writhing pain.
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>>101636712
But she's a sweet girl when she likes you.
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How would you try to make Ume-samas heart go doki doki for you?
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>>101641925
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Remember if you like Ume, you're automatically part of Al Qaeda.
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>>101644480
What if I like the Ice Witch?



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