Hold me Ume-sama. Love me, Ume-sama.
Touma Kazusa, what are you doing? That's not Haruki.
ume a shit
What would paizuri from Ume-sama be like?
I want Ume to love me.
To be fair Shaga is just as shitty as Ume.
I want her to want me.
Ume-sama's bentos would probably rip my dick off.
Season 2 when?
>implying any of the people she would fuck have dicks
Even if they did, their dicks would fall off after she ravenously rapes them.
Ume-sama is unable to rape any man. Everyone wants to do her after all.
Even the most α of us fear we may not make it out alive after.
It would be worth it.
What would a honeymoon with Ume be like?
>implying that we ever get to waifu her without going unconscious
they know just what i want.
Pure bliss, anon. I'd be greater than heaven.
Yeah, she'd physically abuse you so hard that you ascend to some place higher than heaven
I'm not sure how I should feel about that.
She'd abuse my dick, alright.
With too much pleasure?
And then I proceed to punch her face because I know that any girl actually liking me must be a trick.
>Love me, Ume-sama
Without a dick I'ma fraid that wont be possible
But I have a dick.
Is this literally a samefag thread? I've been seeing more and more Ume threads and it pisses me off.
We'll never get a S2 because of her.
I want to cuddle with Ume-sama after she handled my dick properly.
The faggots that start these most hated character from Ben-to Threads should get banned.
There are at least two guys starting these threads.
But I honestly like her.
I want her to bear my children.
And hold me tight late at night.
S2 when? The re-release of the BD box seems to have sold out, it must be popular right?
Ume seems like the kind of girl who'd spit in your mouth and step on your balls while hitting you and calling you worthless.
Not waifu material at all.
fuck you ume
thats plenty waifu material.
what are you, gay?
What would it take to fuck Ume with my dick?
Sounds like supreme waifu material to me.
stepping on nuts and calling me worthless is no go
spit is aight tho
But you can't be that worthless, if she proceeds to sleep with you anyway.
>being this beta
ume a shit
kyos a best
Ume is pure sex, she even radiates a sexual aura.
Why are you doing this?
It's funny because Shaga's name is close to slang here in England for fucking.
Yes, I would shag Shaga.
It's also known here in Germany.
Wouldn't be surprised if it originated in Germany and found it's way into our slang somehow. Every English word can almost be traced back to German and Latin.
Would you enter a threesome with Shaga and Ume?
I wouldn't survive it but yes.
>sex with Ume-sama
Yes, absolutely no matter the consequences.
>You'll never get your ass pounded by Ume-sama
Even though you're a fucking faggot
I'm gonna have to agree with you
What does Ume have to do with Ben-to not getting a second season?
Why is Ume so perfect?
Black long straight hair, blue eyes, stacked, very nice body in general, dominant, sexy voice, awesome onee-sama, would be very living in a relationship.
>Ume seems like the kind of girl who'd spit in your mouth and step on your balls while hitting you and calling you worthless.
Not to mention she would turn a useless person like me into something worthwhile with enough love and motivation.
She's also rich too which is also a nice quality.
>Not to mention she would turn a useless person like me into something worthwhile with enough love and motivation.
So can see that happening. Why is she so perfect indeed?
I forgot ZR, being able to pull off incredibly sexy poses and her theme song.
Her casual outfit with short pants and purple shirt >>101622106 is above god-tier too.
What's with all the Ume threads?
Why is a secondary character from an unpopular anime that aired years ago suddenly getting daily threads?
Ume: Baka anon! You want to feel my breasts or take a shower with me? Then get a 100% on your assignment next time.
I kinda doubt it'd be like that. Same situation, different execution.
How do you imagine it then?
Any Ume CBT doujins out there?
I imagine it would kind of be like in her episode where she took care of Muscle Cop when Ume thought she's sick.
She'd help you but treat you like a small kid, which would be a huge turn-off actually.
Too bad we'll never get to see a better side of her in volume 10 animated.
Negative Character Attributes:
Positive Character Attributes:
- Good looking
Negative General Attributes:
- Ume has nothing to do with half-priced bentos.
- Entire show is thrown into shambles upon her appearance with characters losing their normal calm and characters losing their combat prowess.
- She appears, abuses characters, and disappears with no effect on the real story surrounding her scenes.
- 1-dimensional gag character.
Positive General Attributes:
- She makes Naru look like an angel of grace and understanding.
Ume a shit, really a shitty character.
He is right. We had at least 5 Ume threads per day since forever but the amount of threads in the past few days has skyrocketed. We have like 2 threads per day.
I like it and they last much much longer than the usual threads too
>5 per day
I meant 5 per week.
I'm the anon who posted a small bit of volume 10 stuff regarding Ume. It has been translated in Chinese, if anyone who can read that language is interested.
A pair of shears, axe, chainsaw, or other such implement.
Holy shit, the light novel is ending. Volume 12 will be the last volume.
Fuck me, Ume-sama.
Not at my computer where I can log on to sad panda. Link? My boss is making his rounds.
That smile, my dick is exploding.
Fuck off, it's not difficult to find one of the bento doujins. It's not like you have to browse through several hundreds of them.
What kind of scenario do you have in mind when fapping to Ume-sama?
Well, that aside, here's a bit of volume 11 if anyone's interested.
The Wizard Yū has rejected Sen's Valentine's Day chocolate. He challenges Sen, saying stuff like romantic feelings being in the way of a Wolf's prowess and calling her a coward who has no right to to get a half-price bento. Hana (with the help of Hiroshi Onizuka, the Exorcist) tries to take him on to help Sen but fails miserably and is soundly beaten up. Hana collapses and develops a fever, and is hospitalised. Ume approaches Yō for help to defeat the Wizard, who is currently the strongest Wolf (even the Sawagi twins are weaker than him). Yō accepts, partly because he himself has some feelings for Sen. Ume feeds him some red dates as encouragement (what?). Yō enlists the help of the twins, who managed to uncover a clue to help fight the Wizard in their previous fight against him. He also gets Ren's help (hence reforming Two Dogs once again), as well as make Yū promise to accept Sen's feelings if his team can defeat him (which also happens to be what will be Yū's last fight as he will be leaving Japan the next day).
Yō quits the Half Price club so he can fight Sen (because there's a rule that club members cannot fight each other). Sen refuses to retract the rule so Yō quits. During the fight Ume goes to Sen and tells her as Yō's feelings for her, as well as.why Yō did what he did, after which Sen rushes to the battleground and starts confronting him and asking him to return to the HP club after this fight (she's back to her normal self).
Long story short, Yō wins so he tells Sen to go back to Yū, but Sen, having made her decision after listening to Ume, decides to accept Yō's feelings towards her instead.
Volume 12: Sweet Dessert Buffet (free)
(Yeah, it's not a good translation, but it's all I've got for now.)
You have a point. ;_;
Ume dominating on top of me like in >>101622106
Probably being strangled between her thighs while she tells me how much I'm a worthless hentai.
Getting my prostate slammed by a thick strap-on.
Why are Umefags so beta?
It's a fetish for many self-proclaimed alphas to be beta'd by someone alpha of the opposite sex even just once. That, my anon, is the ascended definition of alpha.
Because She's the alpha.
I like anal. How is that beta?
What would you sacrifice for a relationship with Ume?
Everything she wants me to as long as she keeps on loving me and I get to keep my dick.
>Relationship with Ume
>Keeping your dick
She'd not cut it off. She wants to feel pleasure too after all.
Ume threads were the only ones I visited.
I want a season 2 with even more Ume.
A man of taste.
Why is she always condescendingly cold when I look into her eyes?
strap on vibrator
SHIT HATE UME THREAD BITCH GETTING FUCK
Ume would probably rip off your dick and talk down to you how you're not deserving of it. Then Ume would pleasure herself with it as you watch all the NTR in writhing pain.
But she's a sweet girl when she likes you.
How would you try to make Ume-samas heart go doki doki for you?
Remember if you like Ume, you're automatically part of Al Qaeda.
What if I like the Ice Witch?