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You walk into an occult bookstore and can only afford to buy one book. You see the Bible Black and a death note. Which one do you buy?

"bible black vs. death note".
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death note
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death note
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>buy

???
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death note

no contest there
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BIBLE BLACK
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>>10160276

lol download .pdf of the death note

NO BITCH
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This shit is never gonna work and has been duly noted.
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I've always wondered this; if I wrote "Niggers" in a Death Note would they all die?
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[x] Genuflect
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I'd pirate both for free
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You can just make people suck your dick then have them die. Death note obviously. Or better yet you could have them die by choking on cum.
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>>10160295
Well they all do look alike...
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Bible Black.
I don't want some shinigami watching me masturbate... Unless it's any of the girls from lolbleach, in that case, death note and they can join in.
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>>10160295
Niggers is not their name though. However, since native americans have no name until one is awarded you might be able to eradicate all their youth with one penstroke.
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>>10160295
Nope. Need a face and a name. So if you wrote "chinks" or "jews" and weren't thinking of every face of all of them, it would fail. Even then, I doubt it'd work


>>10160259
I'd buy the DN, then ask the clerk his name or trade for the shinigami eyes, then write it in the book and say that he bought the Bible Black and mailed it to me before commiting suicide
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Buy Death Note. Kill store owner, take Bible Black.
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Hasn't this been done before?
Get the death note, write the bookstore owners name on it, take bible black...
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>>10160355 see >>10160310
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>>10160374
Read the title.
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Death Note, use it to kill the clerk and take Bible Black.

Piece of pie. Pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie with whipped cream.
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If you buy a Bible Black, there's a chance some MOTHERFUCKING BITCH will MOTHERFUCKING STEAL IT.
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>>10160374
hey slowpoke
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Death Note. I can always download and print out a .pdf of the Bible Black later, if I want.
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Bible Black, sure I can kill anyone that mildly pisses me off, but in a matter of days, I'd run out of people to kill, not to mention it would be awkward once they found out everyone but me from my company died.

I'd much rather want to force hot twins to do my every bidding.
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>>10160309
This has convinced me! Death Note all the way!
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>>10160399
You can manipulate people up until their death with the DN, which means you could write "******* fucks anonymous, includes him in her will, and shoots self in head.."
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>>10160295
Was that vulgar joke really necessary?
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>>10160446

Isn't that like a one-time-use?
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>>10160381
Watch more Death Note. You need a name and a face, to keep from killing two people at once. It just wouldn't work. Even if they are niggers, "niggers" isn't the name. Otherwise, Raito (Light is the gayest name ever) could've killed L by writing "creepy asian dude"
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>>10160446
Implicating yourself in a crime. You'd think the officers would notice that every girl that dies has fucked you, even though they never knew you.

I'll go with a death note, theres no L to stop me from printing out all the names and faces of the officials in the presidential cabinets and killing them off just for shit and giggles.
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>>10160500
>>could've killed L by writing "creepy asian dude"
L and half the country.
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>>10160447
Well, come to for-chain
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Bible Note.
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>>10160541

Your attempt at a joke has failed
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I'll buy death note because its got 38 episodes, compared to Bible Black's 16 episodes (all the seasons put together)

More bang for the buck, yeah?
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Death Note.
I still have that list back from high school. Why the heck not?
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>>10160524
Okay, well. How about this. Meet a girl in a club, write her name down, then say that, she fucks you on that date and dies 3 weeks later in a traffic accident. Or of a drug overdose. As long as the deaths themselves aren't mysterious, there's no link to you. But if you make them all die of heart attacks....
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>>10160362
>>10160384

Troof.

However, if I had to play by the rules... I'd gladly choose a book that allows me to turn people into my willing sex slaves over a book that just kills people.
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>>10160571
Since when are DVDs books? I think you're trying to buy one volume of the manga. Does BB even have a manga or is it just the series? I never really got into it...
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>>10160596

It will still be awkward once they realize all the hot white chicks are dying from drug overdoses, I mean c'mon, how many non-biological (Aging etc) ways are there to kill yourself without drawing any attention?

Either you'd have to think up hundreds of different ways for hot white women to die, or it would be fairly easy to figure something out
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>>10160596
good call, but I'll stick to Bible black for sex and death note for death. Hell I can buy the death note and kill off the store keeper and take the bible.
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I'd rather have a Mirai Nikki.
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>>10160447
Lawlz, newfag needs to lurk moar.
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Death Note, then write the shopkeeper's name in it: "dies of a heart attack after giving Bible Black to the nearest customer"

win
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>>10160686
It's simple. You could kill them off with different drugs, have them die in traffic accidents, drown while swimming at the ymca, fall down the stairs and break their necks. Accidents happen all the time. Even to hot people. And it's not like people you don't write names for will stop dying. Accidents every day. Millions of people die daily.

Oh and just to make it look even less suspicious, you could go to different towns to find victims or send your victims to live in other towns before they die
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>>10160686
>Either you'd have to think up hundreds of different ways for hot white women to die, or it would be fairly easy to figure something out

LOL, no. "Jane Doe - Accident", "Janet Roe - Accident", &c.
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>>10160766

Look, I may be old fashioned but I'm not going to move to another town to force a hot white chick to have sex with me.

You're over complicating everything, but I suppose if you use it in that sense the death note is far superior, yet, it still seems like a lot of work for plain-ole rape.
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Oh man that is a hard one.....
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There needs to be an internet Death Note that lets you get shinigami eyes and tell people's names & faces from their posts on 4chan.
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>>10160841

If there was, I'd use it on you first.
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>>10160841
Then the myth of Anonymous being one single person would eventually come true.
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>>10160824
"Plain-ole rape" with no consequences. Oh and I didn't mean you move, I meant you could just go wherever for the night. I'll admit, it's complicated to a point, but it'd be totally worth it
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>>10160860
Too bad I already used it on you. Oh, and your last words will be "Disregard that, I suck cock"
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>>10160892

Just cock?

Well at least you're imaginative, its a good thing you have it, if any other anonymous had it, it might actually be bad.
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>>10160892
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

*falls over via cake*
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I'd take the Bible Black. Even without doing something dangerous like contracting with powerful demons, it has plenty of useful charms and spells. Much more useful than killing people and manipulating them before they die.



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