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I luv u!

Fly mii to za moon. and let me play amon da stars.
let me see what spring is like on jupitar and mars.
in otar wards, hold my hund. in otar wards, darling kiss me.
fee my heart with song and let me sing forevar more~
u r all I long for, all I worship and adore.
in otar wards, pwease be tuuuu~ in otar wards, I luv youu~

I luv you!
It's funny because the singer had a hard time pronouncing English words, since she is not a native speaker of the English language.
At least the Utada version is good
At least she was understandable. Listen to "All Hail Britannia" from Geass. Great anthem, incomprehensible English.

gives me a headache when I have headphones on in the beginning though
Yeah. I made sure to edit that part out.
If be funny if an American couldn't pronounce English.
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It's foonny becoooose-a zee-a singer hed a herd time-a pronoooncing Inglish words, since-a she-a is not a netife-a speeker ooff zee-a Inglish loongooege-a. Bork Bork Bork!
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Speaking of English songs, how is it that FSN, which gave us the hilariousness that was Unlimited Blade Works, has image songs that are in clear and understandable English?

To make things even weirder, these same discs will nearly always have a version of the UBW chant on them, done in the fullest of Engrish.
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Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars~
Let me see what spring is like on~ jupiter and mars
in other words, hold my hand. in other words, darling~ kiss me.
feel my heart with song and let me sing forever more~
you are all I long for a warship and adore~
in other words, please be true~~~~
in other words, I love youuu~

Is there a full version of Asuka's version?

i've never seen FSN, but i watched the "unlimited blade works" part on youtube and it creeped me the fuck out when they started with the creepy engrish.

I was like "the fuck, was that english??"

Link to image songs?
Recent horrible English songs I can think of is that one song from Clannad.

Shit made me cringe, you'd figure nips would have enough knowledge to compose something that makes sense, or at least get a native speaker to work on it.
It's great because Archer sounds like he's saying "I am the bone of my soul," which also sounds nonsensically cool.

probably not *specifically* what you're looking for but there's the stuff in this
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"Lullaby" from Noir:

For best effect, don't peek at the lyrics while it's playing.
Did you mean 'bane'?

the song is kickass though
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I lol'd.
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