Does anyone actually believe in these retarded anime horoscope things?
Why are you posting it here?
No. Fuck off back to Tumblr or Twitter.
You retard, how can you 'believe in' it? The point is to get a kick out of them and imagine some stupid scenario.
Also, they're dumb as hell in the first place so don't repost them here.
>April - Teacher
Cool, I'm a sensei.
Not if my birth month means I'm a tsundere. FUCK TSUNDERES.
>Does anyone actually believe in these retarded anime horoscope things?
I want to die.
I'd let a tsundere fuck my boypussy, but only in dere mode.
I-it's not as if I was b-born in March or anything, b-baka!
That's obviously facebook.
Main character ftw
>August - Prince
plz let me be hentai ouji
A...Are you hitting on me?
Harem master race.
>June - Yandere
Fuck yes, i really wish one of those.
You're just being tsundere.
Thank you based Nippon.
What's the point of being yandere if I have no one to be yandere for? ;_;
Okay I guess.
Is there an anime character worse off than best friends?
Nobody likes them, nobody takes them seriously, they never get the girls, they're just comic relief.
You're probably going to die too
harem, lets do this
What kind of role in anime is trap? Why are "Birth Month" and "Anime" capitalized? What does believing in these retarded anime horoscope things mean, are you like seriously asking if someone believes that if they are born in March, then they will become a tsundere anime character? Why is this thread so shitty?
>February - trap
Please be gentle.
Now that /a/ has become completely rotten, where do I go to escape these sorts of threads?
>may - best friend
B-but muh autism.
I'm a guy that was born in august but can I choose to be the princess instead?
But of course.
Wait, so if you are born in January you are an entire harem?
I'm a Yandere then
Can I still be a trap as well or is it one only?
i wonder if I can be a shota monster boy
I didn't want to be the MC. I wanted to be the love interest.
There's nothing that says you must be one or the other.
I would try to be one of those based antagonists who fight against the protag who is too blinded by his sense of justice to realize what he is trying to do will bring ruin to the world.
In my dying breaths I will finally show MC the error of his ways and shatter his entire world view because I was right the whole fucking time. Then I'll ghost rape his gf.
Harem girl has no chance either, mc is always going to pick the tsundere.
Also yes December dandere is best.
>June - Yandere
Funny I also want to be an assassin if i become dirt poor. Finally putting that yandere personality into a more practical use.
Oh I know exactly why I have this boner.
I am the best friend.
Now I can laze around in luxurious NEETdom and laugh at people.
That actually just about fits me to a T...
I don't think I should really be too proud of that.
nothing can prepare you for how obnoxious i will be
I am a trap. And my blood type is AB, so I can swing both ways.
But at least harem girls don't get constantly abused by the MC.
Best friends are the punching bag of the MC, and all the other girls probably.
MC. Figures, with my neet status...
What a magnificent month to be born on.
What the hell is Monster.
Only two danderes this far.
People don't feel like fucking in march.
why not. Still better than -dere.
BOO YA! Where is my other magical girl "best friend"?
I thought this shit like this was for gaia or tumblr. I'm disappointed in you, /a/.
>"Stop having fun" - you
Holy shit me too, surprised at how accurate is is.
I-it's not like I was born in March or anything.... and I certainly don't like this thread. Idiots!
I-I'm here, too.
But the thing is, this isn't fun. This is shit.
I'm surprised July is something good this time. It tends to be shit.
Might be fitting.
Being the prince
>all these shitty no-fun-allowed faggots
Fuck off. It's not like every single person who reads it is going to suddenly start turning their life into a real life anime, acting like whatever their birth month anime role is.
Take this bullshit back to facebook.
That's because tama a shit
And myself included it would have been four.
If you mix tomboy in with that, you've hit my fetish.
*grabs by throat* Just step back a few feet.
Fuck me, I'll see more ass than any one man will in his entire lifetime but I'll never do anything with it.
Okay, fine, geez, I was just kidding, relax.
All september kuuderes working hard I see.
July master race.
Really? I'm the Yandere??? Oh that's brilliant.
am i a harem of one?
Kuudere reporting in.
You too, anime?
I'm the one who wins in the end despite being the worst girl.
Antagonist master race coming to fuck up your day. Get on my level Anon.
Pic related, it's me murdering your dog.
This thread is still here?
Antagonist here, I want to fuck your waifu.
Wait, so, what was the difference between kuudere and dandere again?
But this isn't fun, it's just random garbage! You might as well go and check what's your birthday and then hit random article on tvtropes, because there's no explanation why July would be the main character or why March would be the tsundere. I understand the pictures where you define something like this based on your favorite flavors, because they actually try to match the flavors with the character types or whatever, but what on earth makes June the yandere month?
Pretty much, yeah.
Kuu are emotionally retarded, Dan just suck at talking.
MC, am I good mc? or " hu? what's that?"
>My friend said I'm bipolar
You got them mixed up.
>I am the yandere of my mother's MC.
The decision is yours to make
It freaks me out that this fits me in real life.
How does it feel to have a shitty personality?
>born on December
But I'm already a dandere!
Fuck this example.
Antagonist here, I fucked your waifu.
I believe there's a meaning for this.
Can anyone tell me the fortune telling episode in Haganai?
How do you play the harem role?
Is this why I no longer have friends? I feel like it is.
Practice having a facade.
It fucking helps.
I'll be your friend
I'm June though so you better be the best friend ever
I hope the anime I'm in is moe
Can I be the kind of MC, that never shows up in anime and actually get shit done? you know
Like Makoto, but without getting killed. Also super powers. And chill. And girls magical forgive my acts.
Also robots, and aliens like in muv luv.
throw some rance in.
Muv Luv school days rance edition
Heh. I could work that. I don't think anyone would describe me as shy, but I'm far from the type who wears their emotions on their sleeve. I'm more comfortable talking to you about you than about me.
I'd watch it
As I said, the decision is yours to make
Is that saying I'm a monster or I get monster girls?
That's real fuckin neato.
How can one person be a harem, also fuck off back to what ever site you came from
Fuck yes, time to make some calls for anime studios.
kuudere reporting in
Fuck off back to facebook.
It's not even that far off with my dimensions... 182cm/62kg. Or 6' and 132 pounds for you primitives.
Unless the cast is japanese. It wont be believable if I'm taller than everyone else.
I WIN IN THE END OF MOST ROMANTIC ANIME!
"Time to get some biches and kick aliens out of my planet GAHAHAHA"
"Ahh~~ McRancu samaaaa!
haha nope. I looked kinda girly before I hit full on puberty, but I'm a pretty manly man atm. Also I full on hate transvestites and homosexuals to the point that they should be executed on site for their degenerate lifestyle.
Yeah 4chan/reddit I guess I don't like 80% of your userbase since we all know sexual deviants flock thereabouts because it is where they can voice opinion and agree on subject.
Report and move along.