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Does anyone actually believe in these retarded anime horoscope things?
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>>101587891
Why are you posting it here?
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>>101587891
No. Fuck off back to Tumblr or Twitter.
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You retard, how can you 'believe in' it? The point is to get a kick out of them and imagine some stupid scenario.
Also, they're dumb as hell in the first place so don't repost them here.
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>April - Teacher

Cool, I'm a sensei.
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Trap. Nice.
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Not if my birth month means I'm a tsundere. FUCK TSUNDERES.
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>>101587891
>Does anyone actually believe in these retarded anime horoscope things?
Believe? What?
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>>101588005
>>101588037
I want to die.
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Glorious, trap
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>>101588051

I'd let a tsundere fuck my boypussy, but only in dere mode.
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>>101587891
I-it's not as if I was b-born in March or anything, b-baka!
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>>101587935
That's obviously facebook.
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Main character ftw
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>August - Prince

plz let me be hentai ouji
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>>101588128
A...Are you hitting on me?
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>>101587891
Harem master race.
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>June - Yandere
Fuck yes, i really wish one of those.
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>Prince/Princess
Oooo~hohoho~
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>>101588051

You're just being tsundere.
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>Trap

Thank you based Nippon.
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What's the point of being yandere if I have no one to be yandere for? ;_;
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>>101587891
>June
>Yandere

Okay I guess.
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>best friend

FUCK.
Is there an anime character worse off than best friends?

Nobody likes them, nobody takes them seriously, they never get the girls, they're just comic relief.
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>>101588290
You're probably going to die too
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MC

harem, lets do this
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>>101587891
What kind of role in anime is trap? Why are "Birth Month" and "Anime" capitalized? What does believing in these retarded anime horoscope things mean, are you like seriously asking if someone believes that if they are born in March, then they will become a tsundere anime character? Why is this thread so shitty?
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>February - trap
Please be gentle.
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>July
YES!!
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Now that /a/ has become completely rotten, where do I go to escape these sorts of threads?
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>may - best friend
B-but muh autism.
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I'm a guy that was born in august but can I choose to be the princess instead?
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>Monster

Damn.
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>>101588387
>>>/jp/
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>antagonist

But of course.
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>>101587891
Wait, so if you are born in January you are an entire harem?
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I'm a Yandere then
Huh
Can I still be a trap as well or is it one only?
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>July
aw yiss
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>>101587891
Monster.

i wonder if I can be a shota monster boy
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>>101588380
I didn't want to be the MC. I wanted to be the love interest.
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>Princess

YES
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>>101588410

There's nothing that says you must be one or the other.
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>Dandere
mm.
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>Antagonist

I would try to be one of those based antagonists who fight against the protag who is too blinded by his sense of justice to realize what he is trying to do will bring ruin to the world.

In my dying breaths I will finally show MC the error of his ways and shatter his entire world view because I was right the whole fucking time. Then I'll ghost rape his gf.
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>>101588290
Harem girl has no chance either, mc is always going to pick the tsundere.

Also yes December dandere is best.
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>>101587891

>June - Yandere

Funny I also want to be an assassin if i become dirt poor. Finally putting that yandere personality into a more practical use.
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>October

Oh I know exactly why I have this boner.
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>>101587891
May 18.
I am the best friend.
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>Princess

Now I can laze around in luxurious NEETdom and laugh at people.
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>December: Dandere

That actually just about fits me to a T...

I don't think I should really be too proud of that.
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>prince

nothing can prepare you for how obnoxious i will be
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I am a trap. And my blood type is AB, so I can swing both ways.
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>>101588532
But at least harem girls don't get constantly abused by the MC.

Best friends are the punching bag of the MC, and all the other girls probably.
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MC. Figures, with my neet status...
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>>101588228
What a magnificent month to be born on.
Fufufufufuf~
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What the hell is Monster.
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>>101588568
Only two danderes this far.

People don't feel like fucking in march.
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>>101587891
>Best Friend

why not. Still better than -dere.
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>best friend
BOO YA! Where is my other magical girl "best friend"?
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I thought this shit like this was for gaia or tumblr. I'm disappointed in you, /a/.
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>>101588670
>>101588681
Dockingu?
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>>101588707
>"Stop having fun" - you
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>>101588568
Holy shit me too, surprised at how accurate is is.
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I-it's not like I was born in March or anything.... and I certainly don't like this thread. Idiots!
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>>101588643
I-I'm here, too.
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>>101588777
But the thing is, this isn't fun. This is shit.
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>>101587891
I'm surprised July is something good this time. It tends to be shit.
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>kuudere

Might be fitting.
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Being the prince
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>kuudere
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>all these shitty no-fun-allowed faggots
Fuck off. It's not like every single person who reads it is going to suddenly start turning their life into a real life anime, acting like whatever their birth month anime role is.
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Take this bullshit back to facebook.
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reverse trap
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>>101588860
That's because tama a shit
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>>101588833
S-sorry

And myself included it would have been four.
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>>101588889
If you mix tomboy in with that, you've hit my fetish.
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Prince.

heh.

or princess
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>>101587891
>Dandere
Suprisignly accurate.
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>>101588914
*grabs by throat* Just step back a few feet.
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>Dandere

Accurate.
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>>101588881
This.

And
>Harem
Fuck me, I'll see more ass than any one man will in his entire lifetime but I'll never do anything with it.
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>>101589021
Okay, fine, geez, I was just kidding, relax.
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All september kuuderes working hard I see.
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June!!
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>>101587891
July master race.
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>>101587891
Really? I'm the Yandere??? Oh that's brilliant.
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>>101587891
>your role
>harem
am i a harem of one?
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Kuudere reporting in.
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>>101588777
>having fun
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>Monster
You too, anime?
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I'm the one who wins in the end despite being the worst girl.
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>>101589157
hai
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>>101587891
Antagonist master race coming to fuck up your day. Get on my level Anon.

Pic related, it's me murdering your dog.
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Can't complain.
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This thread is still here?
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>>101587891

Antagonist here, I want to fuck your waifu.
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Wait, so, what was the difference between kuudere and dandere again?
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>>101589373
no idea
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>>101588881
But this isn't fun, it's just random garbage! You might as well go and check what's your birthday and then hit random article on tvtropes, because there's no explanation why July would be the main character or why March would be the tsundere. I understand the pictures where you define something like this based on your favorite flavors, because they actually try to match the flavors with the character types or whatever, but what on earth makes June the yandere month?
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>Dandere

Pretty much, yeah.
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>>101589262
hai
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>>101589373
Kuu are emotionally retarded, Dan just suck at talking.
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MC, am I good mc? or " hu? what's that?"
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>>101589373
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>March
>My friend said I'm bipolar
>mfw
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>>101589503
You got them mixed up.
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>I am the yandere of my mother's MC.
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>>101589509
The decision is yours to make
ERABE
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>>101589566
>>My friend
Slut
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>March
>Tsundere
It freaks me out that this fits me in real life.
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>>101589677
How does it feel to have a shitty personality?
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>>101587891
>born on December
>get dandere
But I'm already a dandere!
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>>101589561
>Motoko
Fuck this example.
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>>101589348
Antagonist here, I fucked your waifu.
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>>101589677
I believe there's a meaning for this.
Can anyone tell me the fortune telling episode in Haganai?
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>>101587891
How do you play the harem role?
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>>101589709
Is this why I no longer have friends? I feel like it is.
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>>101588568
>Dandere
me too
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>>101589792
Practice having a facade.
It fucking helps.
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>>101589792
I'll be your friend
I'm June though so you better be the best friend ever
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>Facebook thread
sage
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>>101587891
aw yeah
I hope the anime I'm in is moe
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>>101589621

Can I be the kind of MC, that never shows up in anime and actually get shit done? you know

Like Makoto, but without getting killed. Also super powers. And chill. And girls magical forgive my acts.

Also robots, and aliens like in muv luv.
throw some rance in.

Muv Luv school days rance edition
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>>101587891
>September
>Kuudere
Heh. I could work that. I don't think anyone would describe me as shy, but I'm far from the type who wears their emotions on their sleeve. I'm more comfortable talking to you about you than about me.

Huh. Cute.
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>>101589937
I'd watch it
As I said, the decision is yours to make
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Is that saying I'm a monster or I get monster girls?
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>yandere
That's real fuckin neato.
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KUUDERES REPRESENT
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>>101587891
How can one person be a harem, also fuck off back to what ever site you came from
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>>101589991

Fuck yes, time to make some calls for anime studios.
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>>101590099
kuudere reporting in
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Fuck off back to facebook.
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>>101589373
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Dandere
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kuudere
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>Trap
It's not even that far off with my dimensions... 182cm/62kg. Or 6' and 132 pounds for you primitives.

Unless the cast is japanese. It wont be believable if I'm taller than everyone else.
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>>101587891
>tsundere
I WIN IN THE END OF MOST ROMANTIC ANIME!
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>>101589937

"Time to get some biches and kick aliens out of my planet GAHAHAHA"
"Ahh~~ McRancu samaaaa!
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>>101587891
>February

haha nope. I looked kinda girly before I hit full on puberty, but I'm a pretty manly man atm. Also I full on hate transvestites and homosexuals to the point that they should be executed on site for their degenerate lifestyle.

Yeah 4chan/reddit I guess I don't like 80% of your userbase since we all know sexual deviants flock thereabouts because it is where they can voice opinion and agree on subject.
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Report and move along.



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