Would you leave your cheese out for her to nibble on?
only if she will suck my dick.
Ice Cream is just melty cold cheese right?
Every time i look at this bitch my mind automatically brings up that one radiohead doujin.
Christ it was so good, i only wish he made more stories using her.
Mouse Ice Cream Lesbianism?
I'd let her nibble my nuts.
be careful or you could end up having something like this
>you will never learn the squirrel secrets
Never got to thank the colorfag who did this one. Thank you!
Cute as a button.
For some reason, I imagine glasses on mousegirls. Y'know, to complete the whole mousy look...
>Wayward adventurer from a far off land
>Tasked with slaying the dragon to save the princess
>Later discover the dragon is the princess
>My enormous family of mice monsters anxiously wait in the dark for my surprise party
>Presenting me with what appears to either be a roll of cheese on a OR a SKOR cake (best desert)
>Any of this being bad
I am perfectly okay with my family having creepy eyes if this is the scenario I acquire
Anyone want me to keep going with Trader MC CYOA?
If it is only that CYOA, it is ok for me.
have fun feeding them
What if anon was the princess and there was a typo, additional "s" in the slaying? Only pure love of maiden's heart can save you.
D-do people not like hroz anymore?
Nobody even said anything about his new release
Cheese is unhealthy, your daughteru army would be fat.
I would tenderly bite a monster girl's ear!
Fuck no, Mice and rats are vermin
It is a big family
I could always lay it out as an expectation for the kids that they have to get jobs to help support the family. Not the greatest or most respectable scenario but it may be necessary
that could work
if so it would be a decent situation
Some dragon girls use that as a means to mark their mate. They appreciate it when you mark them in turn.
>that last panel
good to know hroz hasn't changed, still the king of foced monster girl rape turning into sweet vanilla
I do. I don't like too much his slimes tough.
I would let one monster girl bite me tenderly. Preferably a vampire girl
Nazrin best 2hu.
how could you hate something so QT
>Puny human carrying a glorious dragon like some kind of prize
Tiamat is offended
I would tenderly Clean it with a cue-tip.
Ara Ara~ adventurer, you wouldn't an old Jackal like me?
I am immediately reminded of that movie called dont be a menace. with that cheeseburger guy and his incessant demands.
Power exchange could be interesting, why couldn't dragon be the treasure once in a while?
>trying to ruin Anubis for me.
>doesn't realize I like hunky dudes too.
Life is good.
fag pls go and stay go
Would you give her stomach a raspberry?
That's not his newest release. His newest release isn't on sadpanda yet.
Not sure if you can count that smut story as canon
It was mildly interesting and the only one going on.
A metal gear thread where else?
I want to grab her torpedoes, but don't want to get clawed to death. Is there a way how to achieve my life goal?
The one part of /a/ that actually hates guys instead of wanting to suck their dicks.
I can never get links to work for dlsite, they always redirect me to the frontpage
I should never reverse image search these things, they always end up being absolutely horrifying and cringe inducing.
Being the cast of MGS4 is suffering
Well might as well keep going, hopefully it'll put some more life into the thread
After being dismissed by the well built woman you head back to your shop, and go upstairs. Removing your shirt you warm up a bit before working out, your thoughts focused on the poor monster girls trapped by some dirty bandits gave you the drive to work harder. You did twice as many push ups as you usually do, you focused more on trying to get as many punches in as you could in 10 minute bursts, and did side step over and over to get some speed in your legs.
Mid day turned to dusk soon as you finished some strength training on a bag you brought from your old home Giving one good strong hook knocking it to the ceiling. You cool down before packing some rations and bringing your bag for carrying loot you find. You meet back up at the Barracks where the group of soldiers and volunteers gathered by a four horse drawn carriage.
"Good everyone is here. We move out, we should reach the mountains before midnight, we'll slow our ascent to lower noise and reach the location after the bandits should be asleep."
After getting the plan you're all moved into the large cart and the reigns snap as you make your way out the city.
You decide to rest up to get your stamina back after the training. You wake up as the squad reaches the base of the mountain. "Okay, keep the pace as quiet as you can."
The bulky woman sat back down after giving the driver instructions.
As you stretch after you little nap you decide to
1. Try and talk to the woman, you need to shake that odd feeling
2. Talk with the man who was your second customer, he seems skittish
Thanks for telling me I should
>tfw secondary tripfaggot claims magic tranny is better than fluffy tail
>Date an Anubis called Anubis
>Meet her dad who is also named Anubis
>Big intimidating guy but you Bro it out with him
>Hang out and talk all the time
>Get dirty pics and text from your Anubis Girlfriend
>send some back for fun
>Realize you sent them to Papa Anubis not Anubis gf
>He texts you back
>Feel weirded out for a bit
>Realize that coming from him that's a pretty good compliment
>You then realize he doesn't mind you banging his daughter
>>He texts you back
What a bro although
>not making contacts anubis gf and anubis dad to differentiate
How could he! Nothing is better than fluffy tail. Well, maybe scales, but you can't hug scales the way you can with fluffy tail.
2nd best bro god
>Combines together like in Dragon Quest
>Loves her husbando dearly
>MFW I colored this shit in just for a proper reaction image
>he is fucking his own daughter and his dick is bigger then yours, enjoy your NTR.
These are based on old gods after all where they were constantly fucking their family, moms, sons, daughters, grandmas, you name it.
1. Find out what kind of pussy she has and if it's worth fucking
I want to carry a monster girl like a princess
2, don't want him being nervous and die
Do you even lift?
Hroz is good for the heart
>Be manlet sorcerer
>Use age regression magic on her to make her barely legal
>Even at thirteen, she has H cups and stands a little bit over you
>Curvy and full enough to be a normal human woman
Do you know nothing of Anubis, Anon?
Anubis gives no fucks about anything. Iris runs into the underworld screaming something about needing to find a piece of Horus' chopped up body and Anubis just points to where it is and goes about weighing the hearts of mortals based on how good they were. He's the guy who judges the dead, it would be hypocritical if he himself was NTRing random guys
And besides Egyptians were into Brother-Sister marriages no Parents and Kids.
why so pessimistic?
Aquatic monstergirls might not be too thrilled with that.
All the gods related to death seem bro as fuck
Doesn't matter. Dat ass
you will never be as good as Sam
Except Hel, Norse Goddess of the Underworld.
She was a literal bitch.
Hades, Anubis are bro as all fuck, though. Especially Anubis from American Gods who would eat pieces of cadavers in the funeral home he and Thoth ran because he didn't want to meat to go to waste.
>That ass on dragon
Starting the thread, since she's Nazrin?
What would it feel like to get lovingly constricted by a lamia?
Without going through the /h/ and /d/ shit that follows.
Egyptian gods that weren't Set, or the Apohis were generally really laid back and cool. In the beginning they were all war gods but they all chilled the fuck out during the Middle Kingdom. That's how you view what the gods must be like when your an incredibly rich trade capital that lives next to a river that floods perfectly and punctually every single year.
Here's the million dollar question, do you think monster girls would watch films and tv shows like the Godzilla series, Ultraman and the like?
Hound please color
And two or three ribs broken.
Wanting to shake this odd feeling you stand up and walk over to the woman. "What are you doing Civilian!? Sit down!"
The woman tells the guard to hold his tongue. "Do you wish to speak with me?"
"Why do you feel like a Monster girl, but look like a human?" You chose to be direct as the guards right by her stand up and she does so to pull them down. "Hold, questions are harmless. You, your name."
You tell her 'Anon'
"Odd name, well I applaud your intutiton, but we've only just met so I have no reason to divulge my life story, I'll say this much, these muscles weren't hard to obtain. You make it out of this alive, and maybe I'll tell you over a drink at my favorite bar."
You could tell she had a sly smile to her, like she was challenging you to prove yourself tonight, and that doing so might be worth your time.
Getting the closest you can to an answer you sit back down and await your arrvial. Hours of silence pass before you reach a bend, with the driver pointing out Bandits on guard.
"On Guard? Damn I figured they'd be asleep by now. Okay men we're going too..."
"That kid who came before you! He's gone!"
"There!" Someone points to you looking around the corner.
Are you going to
1. Try to sneak in
2. Go guns blazing to learn about that girl
what if shes gentle
It would feel like beingtightly wrapped in scaly clingfilm.
Greatest love story ever told
Any drawfags want to color this?
Then we have this asshole, who turned Ifrits into pigs and geese monsters because he could.
Go away blonde kiddie, Great civilizations only.
If they did, would it raise their appeal?
Only the romantic ones, where the MC ended with Godzilla and they romantically cuddled.
Awful lot /d/ickgirls in this thread
there already is a colored version
>Two snake dicks
>Falls in love with the knightess because of her "smell" and "tasting" her past and interactions with men
>Promises to never leave her
I HNNNNGH'd at that part of the anthology
>you'll never watch Ultraman with your monster daughter
>you'll never have to explain to her why the big bad alien/monster had to be destroyed.
>you'll never buy her a figure of said monster
>you'll never see her be so protective of the monster.
>you'll never get to ask her why she's so protective
>you'll never get the answer 'because the guy with giant light bulb eyes is bully.'
>The best at anything but being bad
Of course it isn't. But it's the small things that adds flavor to monsters.
The same. But she hugs you and kiss you after that.
2. Gotta impress the ladies, regardless of species.
>think it's going to be some cute lesbian monster girl sex
>lamia unzips dick
>UNZIPS TWO DICKS
Not into futa but it was cute.
Is there one with Ryu?
Just when I thought you /tg/ faglords and your PURGE bullshit couldn't get any shittier, you post using a chapter of the Emperor's warriors that aren't even Space Marines but shitty progressive knock-offs.
still worth it
That'd be adorable.
>greatest love story ever told
Don't think so just the more basic ones.
Centaur, Harpy, Dullahan and the like
>Not knowing about Okayado comics
Diffrent writer from MGE. That's one of Okayado's pre-MM comics.
Holstaurus, harpy, spidergirl, dullahan, mermaid, slime and lamia.
There's Centaur, Arachne, Minotaurus, Slime, Lamia, Harpy, Dollerham.
I read it as "This is Snake! Cloaca, can you hear me?"
I didn't say purge or heresy once.
I just picked the pic that conveyed my emotions best
To say any form of Futa can have love is a lie
You should always Purge the Mutant, Anon
>"STOP TALKING TO YOUR MULTIPURPOSE ANUS!"
Do Animal girls like OPs pic even really count as monster girls when they aren't based on a monster?
I hope the dullahan's personality wasn't changed much
>You'll never Watch Kamen Rider W with your monster daughter
>You'll never watch her slowly gain a crush on Philip.
you'll never comfort her when he dies.
>Futa love is a lie
>Implying it doesn't bridge the gap between yuri and normal hentai
most monster girls aren't even monsters to begin with
I WANT TO LUBE UP AN ELF'S EAR AND PUMP IT LIKE A DICK
>You'll never see her cry happily when she watches the next episode.
>Heart shaped womb
2. Well he already fucked up might as well go
>Any of the EMG girls
get a load of this guy
>Futafag thinks his fetish is acceptable
Go back to /d/ please, you have your own MG threads don't you?
Someone explain the exclamation marks to me
>Paladin and /tg/fags thinking they aren't a laughing stock
>Not appreciating all forms of hentai for what they are, porn.
nazrin is a mouse
You walk up to the bandit guards, one is yawning leaning himself against the hilt of his ax. "Man this is boring, why can't we be in with the boss looking at those pretty lil girls."
"Hell if I know, sucks to get the shit shift."
"Tell me about it." You said to them makng them stop, before they turn you toss the leaning one over the cliff edge to his death.
"WHO THE HELL ARE..." You punch the guard in the gut winding him and tossing him over as well, you take their axes, good metal but shit craftsmanship, 50 gold at best. That being said you put them in your sack.
"Well points for bravery." The Captain said.
"ALL RIGHT MEN, CHARGE!" Everyone stormed out the carriage after you as you walk into the cave.
Inside you see a large group of bandits drinking away, partying about something. At the end you see a large hole in the wall, you couldn't see into it, but sitting beside it was a large man, 7 foot tall built like a brick house sitting there.
"HEY BOSS THIS BOOZE IS GREAT, TRY SOME."
"Idiots! We still need to wait for the last payment to come through, don't act like we're rich yet!"
"He's right." You say breaking the mood as you're standing by the drinking bandit.
"You should always be on your guard, drinking stuff like this can make you lose focus."
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" The leader asks as you take the bottle.
"This is some good shit too...how the hell did you get a hand on this?"
"Hey! Boss asked you a question?" The drunk bandit asked as you bashed the bottle onto his face forcing glass everywhere.
"A Merchant...and today I'm selling your fucking carcasses to the butcher." Just then the captain and the men came in.
"ALL RIGHT ALL OF YOU! YOU'RE COMING WITH US!"
"Shit it's that Guard!" The boss began to run into the hole.
"Wait!" Suddenly the bandits attacked.
"After the leader!" She shouted as two guards and your customer went after him.
1. Stay and help her with the fodder
2. Take the imitative and go after the leader
Please stop blaming /tg/. We hate them too. We call them 40kids.
If I could write, i'd write a story about a father and his monster daughter watching Kamen Rider together. I can just hear "Now count up your sins" in an adorable voice. It hurts so bad.
Jeez this just got worse than sao
>Implying /a/ gives a fuck about the truth when it's much easier to lump everyone on one board together
I'm neither of those and I think futa is shit.
2. I'm sure she'll be fine.
Yes, I like sex
A guy fucking a girl is normal and erotic. I like it that way and prefer to keep it that way.
The chick with a 3 foot long donkey shlong raping a guy in the butox is not the same thing as two school students doing it in a broom closet.
It's like asking why people can't appreciate certain music as just music. Because that particular kind of music is shit
Wait, the fuck are you saying now?
Irony, Pot calling the kettle black etc.
Remember when these threads were love?
sometimes they still are. it's just the fate of any general to expand, otherwise it gets stale.
2. Got to become the girls' saviors
I'd write it, but I'm too busy.
Those days have long since pasted.
>Saying it's /tg/ is easier on simple minds than trying to enunciate that there are shitposters everywhere.
I'd wonder how you can't follow that response logic but eh.
It's more to do with being Hitomi. Hitomi means forbidden love etc., otherwise coined as heresy in these threads.
It's okay to have fun, anon.
>you will never tame a dragon, a wyvern and a wurm
>you will never have the three as traveling companions and mates
>you will never meet a nice Ryu, befriend her, eventually marry her like you did the other three
>you will never spend the rest of your days with the four inside the Ryu's shrine
Yes.Now we have 40kids, NTRfags, /d/ickgirls, guro-vore fags, and a bunch of CYOA. No ones discussing the pros and cons of the actuall monster girls anymore
I think /tg/ had some people come here when someone talked about the setting over there, and a bunch of /d/eviants came here because their MG thread turned to shit so now they are turning our thread to shit.
Maybe we should stop having these threads for a bit and see if quality improves. But then again if I went cold turkey on these threads my boner might die.
i still love my waifu, wurm is my best snake girl
Yeah. Now we have shitposters complaining about stuff they don't like.
Jesus, how did I forget about this one? Thanks for reminding me about this.
>Taming all that shit
Good one anon, unlike NOTguts or any other rapist hentai protag, you don't have invincible plot armour
>Taming even 2 of those and still having the stamina to keep having adventures after sex
>1 girl not getting jealous and starting a battle royale with the others at some point
Sound like some mary sue type cahracter
>Not sticking to your waifu and having adventures with her
Plot armour is for the weak, it's better to be the one who gets tamed and broken anyway.
>not staying loyal to one waifu
I just realized, having a slime is like having a monster girl harem,
as it has no form.
When she takes form of a lamia then it becomes the lamia.
When she takes form of a dullahan then she becomes the dullahan.
Slime can be loli.
Slime can be MILF
Be slime, my friend.
Nazu isn't a monster.
Not everyone wants to fuck jello
>Having a slimy ripoff of the monstergirl I actually want
Mutio is best girl.
Cheap, brainless imitation.
Better just to get a dopple then since she won't be slimey and has a brain
Yeah but half the times she's mindless or not very smart. She may not get why you want a Lamia chick and jsut stay the same or turn into the wrong thing.
And her body size may be dependent on how much she's eaten lately and be completly out of your control
And slimes are cold and, well...Slimey.
>thinking a slimy replica can come close to those delicious chitinous legs
Following after the leader with the two guards and your customer you run into the darkened hole, as you do there is a loud crash behind you.
A torch lights itself as the Bandit leader lights some stationary torches lighting the hole up showing a massive boulder covering up the exit. There you see about 15 monster girls tied up, non above 10 if you had to guess, an ranged from harpy, to centaurs, to cat and dog girls to even an Oni tied in multiple heavy chains.
"You bastards, coming and try to ruin everything. I finally get myself a nice little nest egg, going to live the easy life, but then you all storm in here."
"G-Give her back!" Your customer shouted.
You and the Bandit looked at him.
"GIVE MY DAUGHTER BACK, GIVE ME BACK MY HEATHER!"
"Papa!" A small harpy girl moves to the front of the pile.
"So that's why you needed a sword." You said to him.
"Y-yes, I needed a weapon so I...so I could take this bastards head!"
"Oh is that so? Well sorry to say but I'm not giving her back."
The guards shout for him to freeze and draw their swords. The bandit leader merely chuckles as he draws his axe. The two guards try attacking but with one powerful swing he lobs the head off of one instantly.
You and the man look in shock at this display of strength as the other guard tries attacking, the Bandit leader smashes his axe against the blade if the other guard, after 4 more slashes the guard's sword crack, and another 3 breaks it. With that the leader slams the axe into the heart of the guard killing him.
The girls all scream in fear as the guard is kicked off.
"Now, do you two want to try and take these girls for me."
Your heart began to race. This was it, your first even battle you could truly say 'I could die.' You knew starting this journey anything could happen.
You had to make a choice here and now.
You say to the man.
1. 'Save your daughter, I'll take this bastard myself.'
2. 'We have to hold out until the others get here.'
Speaking of Dragons and Ryus,
is http://pastebin.com/CvR9v8Y2 still waiting on an update, or am I missing a section? This story ending at the Wyvern is really killing my feels.
>you will never watch Blue Sub #6 for the first time ever again
/tg/ used to be good, anon. I promise you, it used to be good.
It's not now. But it used to be.
Writer's house on fire, lost job, told people his situation, hasn't been on since
Don't hold your breath, anon. The writer had his house burn down, I believe. Amongst other complications.
Ah, that's a... yup. Thanks for the tip.
1. Let the man at least be with his daughter if we fail
It was his house? That's even worse than what I heard before.
I hope he finally managed to get his life back together.
What's happened? I fondly remember the emperor's day martyr poem, lich rap battles and tons of cultist-chan rage threads. Your board is one of the best.
I never heard of BS#6 before it aired here for the first time. It ran at night so I thought it was smut and I waited all the time for the action to happen.
Still got a very enjoyable trip.
1 judging by the way you write
I still get a good chuckle out of the THAT GUY and miraculous roll threads. Also, falling for the classic blunder
/tg/ is still probably one of the best boards despite all the shit.
Nothing bad really happened, anon. Or are you the type who accepts what other people say without checking for yourself whether or not it's true?
A lot of the 'bad things' that happen on a board depend a whole lot on your perspective. If you like it, it's great. And if you hate it, it's horrible.
Well, it is about time i feed the snakes.
They have been growing, and need bigger prey.
Sort of went down the /vg/ route where threads ended up as mass circle jerks. The 'shit DM does' stories are still good, so that hasn't changed.
She should watch Deep Blue Sea.
That movie was hilarious.
>that motherfucking swede
>that MOTHERFUCKING chef and his parrot
>mass circle jerks
What are you referring to, specifically?
>implying /pol/ isn't the best board
>x is best, b is best a is best
I wonder what boards would be popular with monster girls. Maybe /an/ and /cgl/? And 100% rape-free contact threads on /soc/.
They are MG-central of 4chan.
We just bitch about waifus and have cancerous CYOAs like we are gaia.
Picture /pol/ making threads about how elf girls lied about the holocaust.
>They are MG-central of 4chan.
We must not go to the same board.
Elvish genocide: best day of my life.
Don't forget on the werewolf and kobold feminists, that refuse to shave their legs and the brown immigrant monster girls that destroy our white culture.
You stop and ask the man's name. "Gregory."
"I'm Anon. Listen, you take care of your daughter and the other girls. I'll take this big idiot on myself."
"are you mad!? He just kill those two guards like they were nothing!"
"My father told me. That if I went out into the world I needed to be ready to face it head on. That what I'm doing. How can I find a monster girl to marry, to live with her if I can't keep her or my money safe? This battle is my first step to my dream. I will become rich and live with a monster girl I love until I die of old age."
You begin walking towards the bandit. "So I'll take care of him. You save your daughter and the other girls."
"Okay." Gregorey then runs past you towards the girls drawing his sword.
The bandit leader raises his axe to attack, just as he focuses his sights on him as you drop kick him in the cheek knocking him over.
Gregory begins using the sword to cut the ropes as the Bandit leader stands up.
"You get the hell away from my cash." The large man begins to stand when suddenly he feels his hair being pulled.
"You stay away from my customer." You then leap up and lock your legs around his arm, releasing his hair and using the hand to force his head into your opposite hand's fist. You do this about 6 times before he swings his axe in your body's direction, you wrap your arms around his neck and swing to the other side, repeating what you just did. The Bandit leader grabs you and tosses you aside, going back towards Greg and the girls.
"You little shits aren't getting away from me."
I dont venture outside /a/ outside of extremly few MG related exceptions.
I don't even know what Blue Sub 6 is about, but I'm guessing it's not all Mutio all the time so I don't think I'm interested
The codex supports this action.
I wonder what /pol/'s favorite monster girl would be. Or if they'd just hate them all.
Mutio is one of two main girls. Watch it, faggot.
You leap onto the Bandit's back and punch both his ears, boxing him and making him lose balance. You then kick the leg he was keeping his weight on to knock him down.
You punch him in the stomach over and over, fists becoming red before he grabs your head. He begins squeezing your head, you can feel it slowly begin crushed. You kick the area you focused on winding him. Then punched his head over and over, breaking your skin off on it before kicking his face now. After a swift upwards kick you send his face lookward towards you, anger filling his eyes. "You, you HURT ME! DAMN BRAT!"
With that he gives you a good punch to the face sending you into the stone wall. That was it. Just one punch, you were pretty much beat in one blow.
"Papa!" The harpy girl hugged her father in fear as the bandit turned towards them. "FUCK THIS MONEY! FUCK IT! NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS LEAVING HERE ALIVE!"
You see the Bandit leader furious walking towards them.
You had to act now.
1. Distract him as long as you could
2. Pull yourself together and try and take him down.
Why do people hate elves so much?
Where did this hatred come from?
Definatly the demon lord for being all "fuck you" to human notions of supremacy and politics.
They'd hate them, degenerated rapists stealing the best boys and making love, not war, with them.
Tanuki for sure.
Whatever monsters are of Aryan master race.
>/pol/lack raped by a jew raccoon
Okay, fine, jeez
Sub or dub?
NWO vampire families and reptilian draconians
I would marry a nazi shirohebi.
I must leave now, and finish my Quest.
2. If we lose here how can we ever princess carry any monster girl waifu, or beat her in combat for her heart.
I like the dub for nostalgia reasons, but you'll probably want the sub.
Sub you humongous faggot.
STOP PRETENDING FUTA ISN'T GAY!
Elves are in general OK, Legolas is a total fucking bro and galadriel is homeboy level as well, /tg/ has a problem with people who play as elves, because they often tend to be "That Guy" or speshul snowflakes who try to sue out their characters, so basically elves are hated because of humanity
You're not fooling anyone.
Do snakes know such things as affection and compassion for their owners? Seems like a scary pet to have
Neither do cats.
Are you saying Legoals and Galadriel aren't bros, or are you saying that "That Guy" doesn't try and sue out his character?
Because both of these are correct
Damn dagger ears are a shifty bunch
No, the best you could get is tolerance, because you are source of food.
She has nice legs under those stupid pants.
Well you aren't really in danger of getting killed by a cat and you can teach it stuff. Could you teach a snake to know the difference between constricting for hugs and constricting for kills?
Lamias wouldn't eat live mice, would they?
I'm sure that's a thing comparable to a wild animal killing and devouring its prey all raw and wriggling.
They're more civilized than that, right?
Shark waifus are the best of the aquatic.
There was the new manga and the original version. Though in the original instead of Mutio you have mermen.
I'd imagine they eat larger mammals, such as rabbits or goats or deer.
That, and the fact that most fantasy elf races tend be obnoxious tree-hugging arrogant mary sues that look down on every other race.
Cats are affectionate as hell man.
As long as you give them love from a young age.
Show them respect and provide warmth and food for them and they will at the very least accept you and not bite you unless you are being retarded and playing with their food.
But atleast snakebite barely even feels and doesnt even hurt at all.
But they are lovely pets.
Cool as the north wind and no fucks to give, and they feel great to pet or when they coil around your neck and massage you.
They wont love you as a dog or some other mammal would (so they are more like cats) but they will know who you are and, provided you care for them, like you.
And if you love something, then it doesnt matter if they return the love.
I still get warm feelings in my heart when i hold one of my snakes.
And not THAT kind of "snakes". Jeez anon, get out of the gutter.
She looks soft and so cute here
A very unflattering and oft-repeated portrayal, yes.
They eat shit bigger than mice. In the original myth Lamia ate children.
I would lead humans back to the den of my lamiawaifu and watch her devour live humans as prey and then snuggle with her when she rests to digest them.
>give elf a wooden cart to haul stones with
>they bitch at you
>tell them they can haul the stones by hand if they don't like the cart
>they bitch at you for the stones being to heavy
I hope you guys are working out and eating healthy for you're monstergirl waifus. Gotta make sure you're stronk enough to satisfy her monster lust and physical strength. Otherwise she may think of you as a lesser man.
He's Walt's love song to Mephistopheles in Faust 1926, though, not a proper god of death.
Shame that these are the only squirrel girls in existence
By any chance is there an Asura's Wrath gif of Asura breaking Ryu's dick?
Or at least a reaction image of Ryu's face?
Yep, its a furry jew.
Better sacrifise her to the ghost of Hitler.
Thats one piece isnt it?
Goddamnit, im still watching the original Dragon Ball and LoGH.
I dont have time for another long runner.
Do lamias do that shit snakes do with their mouths?
Naw man, conch is the best
Easy pray, can't run away.
You won't fool me, inquisitor.
In the original myth, lamia was a human.
Vikings gave us elves that would slaughter bitches.
Tolkien turned them into hippies.
What I would pay for an Elf that could carry a heavy load.
it was either the pants or fuckhuge testicles, anon
I'd let her nibble on my dick if you know what I mean
dicks always ruin porn
along with men
>watching normalfag porn every now and then
>girl sitting there masterbating
>really get into her strokes and moans
A CHAD APPEARED
>AWWW YEAA TAKE IT BITCH
>camera zooms into his cock and focuses
>girl goes quiet, starfishes
>guy starts ramming her
>camera zooms into mans ass and balls
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Oh, so that's what they represent. That makes sense.
some of them must hate their owners
Yeah, it's Arlong's sister Madame Shirley.
She's a Mako Shark mermaid.
You've got me wrong, I actually like elves so long as they're done right. What you really mean to say is "fuck unoriginal cliched elves."
Elves can be great so long as people put some thought and creativity into them, instead of making them all arrogant hippy assholes who are good at magic.
Shark girls are great
They can get really fish like without going overboard.
It gives an appearance way more exotic than the other girls but just as human at the same time
I am not affiliated with any organization where a position called 'inquisitor' is present.
Unhinge their jaws?
I hope so.
I hope Miia will do it when she gets pissed off.
You guys better enjoy dullahan while shes still alive.
I'd stab someone to see all those in colour.
My personal opinion is that elves are boring. I feel the same way about dwarves.
But it's just an opinion.
I wish they'd gag or cut out the voices of the guy. Instant boner killer, one reason why I switched to 2d long ago
Don't bully the snake.
>camers zooms in on the guys asshole
Staggering to your feet you can feel Adrenaline is the only thing keeping you standing. You knew that from here on out you needed to grow stronger, that strong monster women were out there waiting for you, that soldiers with expensive weapons could lie at your feet for you to take their weapons and sell them. That power would get you women and money.
"Huh? So you want more?"
You walked towards the Bandit leader
"FINE THEN HAVE SOME MORE!" He swings his axe at you and you dodge it by swaying back. For the next minute you dodged, your arms felt heavy and needed some time to rest, one minute was all you gave them. While strong this Bandit lacked speed for sure. You used that to catch your breath, and when the minute was up you were ready.
Clenching your fist as hard as you could you struck him in the chest, right where the heart was.
"What are you trying you bastaaaaa..." The bandit froze for a second.
"Stopping the heart for even a second. Take this opportunity. That's what my dad taught me about being a merchant." Your thoughts echo as you give the fastest flurry of punches you can to the Bandit leader's face. your own blood from your fists spreads on the bandit and the cave. After the second is up the bandit begins to raise his axe.
"Fall Damn you, FALL DAMN YOU FALL!" You shout in your head. As the axe is raised the girls all shout to you.
"MISTER LOOK OUT!"
You only keep punching as the axe makes it's descent. The girls look away from you.
Did time stop? Was your life about to flash before your eyes? The axe hovered over your head, the bandit's arms suddenly shook. Blood started to fall from his nose, and fill up in his mouth. "uuhhhhhh ooohhhhh."
The Bandit's mouth was wide open as he staggered aimlessly. Eventually he fell to the ground.
"What happened to him?" Gregory asked.
"Brain rattled in his skull."
You walk over ready to finish the job and take the axe
1. Kill him
2. Stop, you've realized something
I have bad news for you, you've been scammed and your elf might melt during daytime. Better pay for some burqa too.
>Tolkien turned them into hippies.
You haven't read much about Tolkien's elves, because they goddamn badasses! I suggest you read Silmarillion and learn about the First Age. Especially the fucking Noldor, I'm pretty sure those guys could benchpress a fucking mountain if they wanted too.
Hippy elves only came about because people tried to copy Tolkien's elves but didn't actually know shit about them and fucked up the execution horribly.
>You will never buy an elven vampire slave and slowly have her fall in love with you
Just kill me now...
The spin they put on porn is generally awful, yes. It's shallow and boorish because the people typically watching it extensively are shallow and boorish.
At least Hentai puts a romantic spin on it that I can trick myself int thinking its genuine. Anytime real porn does that it's typically shitty actors and then the same shit as the poolguy fucking some random chick.
Don't blame the dick Anon
You should look through the cutscenes for more gifs of Ryu getting his face pushed in.
>cute lamias unhinging their jaws to devour children
Alright, you've done it, you've ruined the only monster girl I liked other than lizardgirls and that one's a stretch.
Time to join the paladins.
Get your undying elves from the scourge.
Pricey, but eternal loyalty and complete devotion.
Probably because they're overused and done poorly in almost every fantasy setting.
Human turned daemon that took on drakaina characteristics.
Real talk: Why are kitsunes always depicted in kimonos?
Then why is every tolkien-stereotypical setting with pansy-ass elves?
Peter Jackson failing to... well, READ the books is one thing.
Cant america read?
because they come from eastern mythology
East asian origin maybe?
>not feeding spoiled brats to your lamiawaifu
She gets fed, and we have one less potential YOLO#SWAG in the world.
Suit up templar, its time to purge society of moral decay.
Because Kimonos are from Japan and Kitsunes are from Japanese mythology.
Lizardmen/dragonborn/tieflings best races
Everything that looks like a slightly shorter or thinner human can fuck right off
Why are headless knights always depicted in armor?
It's because they wear what is appropriate to their origin.
Maybe it's a conspiracy.
I'm desperate here! Whenever I look away from watching them pick my cotton, they start frolicking through the fields. They do it no matter how much I whip them, I need to look elsewhere!
Probably because Japan and legends depict them as masquerading as courtesans and such.
In any case, I certainly don't mind.
1. Monstergirls are seen as equals in human civilization, they can eke out any path they want and discrimination is nearly unheard of, likewise monstergirls try not to affect humans too much. Finding one to love you isn't a particularly difficult task.
2. monstergirls are subservient towards humans, at least the humanoid species are. Elves, dwarves, centaurs and just about every bipedal mg are captured and trained as pleasure slaves for humans as well as maids, soldiers and other lower end jobs, the wilder mgs are considered savages who live in the wild with their own tribes. If you are captured by these tribes you'll be milked and turned into a husband for a young tribeswoman.
You're kidding right?
Sylvanas basically fucked over her masters and became the new undead queen
>Not impregnating your Lamia and then having her eat her own children
It's exactly like in one of my epics.
Jaheira was the best tank in BGII/ToB, barring the PC and summon cheese tactics.
its not a knight if it doesn't have armor
I agree. Lizardgirls are cute too.
2 is more interesting to write about.
2.We can hand him over to the group.
What about Sir Elton John? He's a knight and he doesn't wear armor.
Because no one took the time to read the Silmarillion or any of Tolkien's lore for that matter. Also I don't imagine anyone is really paying much attention to the specifics and underlying details Tolkien provided, instead they just took what they were reading at face value.
BUT WHAT IS IT?
> all this fightan
> no tender loving
Where muh monstersex at
2. what is this realization
1, would visit their country for exchange studies
what? The latest hentai has been nothing but gangrapes and mindbreaking
1. Everyone else is wrong. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
2 would be fun for me to live out my white knight fantasies, but it is a selfish fantasy so 1
Who wouldn't want to get relentlessly milked by a tribe of monstergirls?
No-one, that's who
Interestingly, in nearly every Headless Horseman story the Horsemen don't wear armour. Dullahan don't, Germanic Headless Horsemen don't, the Headless Horseman of SleepyHollow doesn't, et cetera.
Would you ritualistically have sex with and then plead with her to the Slann Priest of Xihaotcl to not sacrifice you to Sotek in the aims of creating beautiful Lizardmen children?
If you're fishing for a setting for a story, then 1.
I've honestly had enough of the bleaker fantasy stories. A lighthearted slice of life story would be perfect right now.
gotta work for that happyness man
its just a title, he doesn't even fight dragons!
She was freed his grasp when Illidan used the skull of gul'dan to attempt to sink Northrend into the sea before being interrupted by Malfurion.
The damage weakened Ner'zul the current lich king and allowed for some undead to regain their selfawareness.
She then spent a couple of years building an army that didnt do shit but build shit and gas people.
Sylvanas didnt do shit against Arthas until she came to HoR, and she had to run like Bolt to survive.
Then she got all cocky after we beat Arthas.
I wonder how expensive it would be to take care of one. Fresh milk whenever you want sounds amazing.
1 is better in a modern setting while 2 is better in a more primitive setting.
>You will never live in a beautiful city with your cute salamander waifu that enjoys wearing a sweater
>You will never have to prove yourself to your salamander master that you are worthy of being her equal in the village after she defeated and captured you
1 is the only right answer
Lighthearted stories are boring.
>Not wanting a sharkgirl waifu.
Nigga they get horny if you bite the shit out of their necks and shoulders how can you not like lovely shark hatesex?
Does anyone else think that mousegirls would have an entrapment fetish?
I can just imagine one getting her tail caught in a giant mousetrap, crying and blubbering with fear about what's going to happen to her but also like the fucking niagra falls downstairs.
Yeah, but it does have a metric fuck ton of stuff that is just cute kids doing cute little things
Doesnt Peter Jackson own the rights to make Silmarillion into a movie?
Yeah, i think he based the hobbit partially on it since its not long enough to make 3 movies.
I have the book on my desk here, and its pretty short.
>Setting foot in lustria
That shit cray, I'll gladly stay in Sylvania thank you very much.
Anyway, the old ones a shit.
less than a real girl, thats for sure
Guys, I need to ask a very important question:
At what point does a writefag story become fanfiction?
>mfw they would love bondage play
He just wants smut.
>not discriminating against humans because they quite simply ARE superior
>not racists because they are a different species
One and become a teacher at a boarding school full of monster girls.
when it gets bad
It's been almost a decade since I played Frozen throne /a/non, and I haven't touched WoW
>Mountains and Forests
>Eats fruits and vegetation, men's semen
>Bushy hair that goes down to her waist, moose antlers, lumberjack outfit, Minotaur legs
>Builds a log cabin in the woods before going on the hunt for her husband, bringing him back and consummating the marriage in full Moose-y rut
>Becomes meek after marriage and tenderly loves her husband, but has extreme motherly tendencies, often spoiling and doting on children
>Can bench press a fucking oak tree
Well her being a vegetarian would help out with that, though, I'm sure you'd like to take her out occasionally, take her to the salon, even the spa for special occasions.
No, I don't want smut. I want a tale of a hero and a monster girl fighting side by side against the forces of darkness.
requesting lamiaroid's rape face for this
No he doesn't. Christopher Tolkien has admitted he's never going to give up the movie rights to Silmarillion since it's the only work of his fathers that hasn't been "bastardized" and is still "pure."
Personally I think Chris Tolkien is right since in fact there's TOO much raw material in Silmarillion to make any form of cohesive storyline for a movie or series of movies, also I can see no way how it wouldn't be massively fucked up.
Because Sylvanas' master is the one who invaded her lands, personally turned her out of spite, and forced her to slaughter her countrymen. Of course she rebelled as soon as she had the chance.
She's quite loyal to the handful of allies that aren't constantly trying to stab her in the back.
putting labels on these kind of things is just silly. a good story is a good story and a bad one stays bad regardless of what you call them.
when it deviates from the incredibly shitty KC lore.
So in order for an MG story to have a chance of being good, it has to be fanfiction
Tolkien estate stated there will be no more films after the last Hobbit.
I want to marry a harpy
>She was a literal bitch.
She was a dog? Because I don't remember her being a dog.
Unless you used literal incorrectly.
>Lighthearted stories are boring.
Maybe, but all the people who write in these threads are terrible and anything that's grimderp is going to feel like it's' written by a 14 year old who cuts themselves
It's seemingly the most Canadian thing to do, so I guess.
So if, per say, someone had a story about a batgirl or something, and it was really fucking long, it wouldn't be fanfiction?
You should play it again.
>Illidan does everything to help his people and the world itself
>is continously branded a traitor by his brother, cast out from his society, shunned by the woman he have loved for about twenty millennia that was NTR'd by his brother
>still saves her life only for them to stop him from defeating the Scourge before it became a powerhouse and would have saved millions of lives
>hunted down in Outland and murderhobod for the crime of using demons when he was using them to fight the Burning Legion
I miss illy-dog.
>You will never princess carry a cute harpy girl after she accidentally injures her wing by slamming into you
>Not wanting a cute romance story
>Not wanting a story about a transfer student making friends in a new town
>Not wanting a story about two step-siblings becoming best friends
There doesn't even have to be smut.
There is no specific canon besides KC's rather vague outlines and short stories.
This isn't a regular fiction series. It's more of a concept that many people draw pictures and write stories for.
>Yo, That nigga Morgoth called you a bitch!
>What!? How dare he! Just let me climb this rock and sword fight his ass.
First age elves were "ard as fuck.
>World a better place
>Consorted with Sargeras and his flaming beard
Mice generally don't like cheese, so know. They do like peanut butter
>you will never bury a harpy after smiting her with your mustache after channeling the might of Gento Ko Ken into the strands
The fighting is training, working our way to win monsta love and to survive the sex. Everything has purpose.
You stop and realize something, The axe. This Axe was a very high grade metal, and very good craftsmanship, some of the best you've seen. Worth at least 1000 gold, this would be an axe fit for a General, how did a bandit get it? Unable to ask him now you realize he needed to be questioned, he had some big backing.
Suddenly the boulder pushed by the exit was moved forward, the Captain herself pushing it away. "EVERYONE OK!?"
She looked at the scene.
"Hey, so about that drin..." Before you finish you pass out
"H-hey! Someone get some bandages stat!" As you sleep you swear you see something in the vast darkness of your dreams. A lone figure, green with long dark hair, sitting on it's side. "Hmm what's that? Is that, a woman?"
Before you can focus on the image you wake up in the carriage.
"I see you're still among the living." The Captain was looking down on you as you rested on her lap.
"Hey, aren't drinks supposed to come before the foreplay?"
She sits you up. "You're fine now I see."
You look around the cart, all the girls are inside and the Bandit leader is chained up and gagged.
You comment on how you did you, you survived your first day of 'hard work' and did it live up to the name.
You fall back asleep resting after the ordeal, the next thing you remember is being shouted at to wake up. You were back in Sorn. You got out as the Captain congratualted all of you and handed you the reward money. Your hands stung like shit from the weight on your bandaged up hands. Still the weighty purse filled you with joy. Thinking you were done you're stopped by Gregory who offers you his back.
"Take it. I just wanted my daughter back, and you helped do that. You deserve this more than I do."
1. Take it.
2. Let him keep it.
Yeah but Furion is a faggot
I hated the Elf campaign.
>That last fucking level
>Archimonde gangraped by wisps
I just burst out laughing
>You will never have her come home to see you with a block of cheese covering your dick and have her laugh saying that she doesn't really like cheese only for you to remove the block revealing your dick covered in peanut butter
The perfect trap.
He lied to Sargeras and used him for his own purpose.
Illidan even abandoned Azshara and the highborne when they joined Sargeras in the war.
"Illidan, with a new plan spurred into his mind, journeyed to Zin-Azshari. There, he feigned allegiance to Azshara and Mannoroth. Illidan's plan was to obtain the Demon Soul, an artifact of great power created by Deathwing also known as Neltharion the Earth-Warder, which had the ability to close the portal which was allowing the demons to enter Kalimdor. However, to put this plan in action, Illidan had to gain more power. Illidan was eventually brought before Sargeras himself, who quickly discovered the night elf's plan to obtain the Demon Soul for the Legion. Sargeras was pleased with this plan and gave Illidan a "gift" in return for his allegiance. Illidan's eyes were burned out by Sargeras himself, despite still being beyond the portal and orbs of mystic fire set in their place that allowed Illidan to see all forms of magic and arcane tattoos covered his body. Azshara was fascinated by the "new" Illidan (who was wary of her advances), but remained cautious, sending Captain Varo'then to accompany Illidan in his search for the Demon Soul. "
1, it would be churlish to turn it down
As much as I want to make a "YOU KEEP DA MONEY joke
1. We missed out in haggling that fat rich kid
>You will never princess carry and injured harpy
>You will never offer a Salamander your water bottle, to which she gets flustered over the idea of an indirect kiss
>You will never present your centaur GF with a new pair of horse shoes and wash her
>Then take her to the glue factory when she breaks a leg
God damn it guys.
The list of stories ideas that I feel like writing was long enough as it is
Don't forget shits like hell as well
she can do most things by herself, she is not retarded
you would only need to give her money and her food can be grown at home, also sell her milk too
and don't ignore her too much, or she can get violent
Which monster girl would bear you the cutest offspring?
Me too. As bad as WoW is getting, I still think Blizz will bring him back one day. Maybe not redeem him, but could be an anti-hero of sorts.
Holstaurus would be the cutest.
>She snuggles up to you while your daughteru sucks her breast milk, making you mildly jealous
>all these correct decisions
I ran out of inspiration and now i have two unfinished stories and not a single nigger in here writes suffering.
Can someone make an ENG version of this
> selling her milk
> having other men sup the bounty of your waifu's titties
A moose isn't a monster Anon. Monsters are senselessly violent and attack people for no reason
I'm a 6'5" bearded man so probably one that's physically fit like a Salamander or something that is good in cold weather like a Yeti or something
activate the juice
>Not her offering you the free one for full family bonding
I was talking about taking her out and spoiling her.
jumping spider arachne
> "You look jealous, anon"
> "come here, you can have a taste too..."
Well, you do have ONE option...
Goddammit Dmitry, go finish Queen of Hearts first, you faggot.
2, we already made 600gold this day + what we just got
Illy already is an anti-hero and thats why hes so popular.
They really should make a singleplayer RTS like the original WCs, but with WoWs story.
That would be amazing.
Can you at least finish the CYOAs you started?
What is it?
>I want to write feel good, romance, sort of SoL stories
>Everyone wants me to write suffering
scratch that idea
take her to watch a movie, i saw on TV that cows really like it!
Ah, i quite like that one.
But its a greentext, not a proper story.
I'd love to read more stories like that.
>Offers you the free one, she pouts slightly
>After she puts your daughter to bed, she notices you hiding a painful erection
>Have sweet sex with her in the barn, sucking her breasts while pumping her full of your man seed
>She complains that if she gets pregnant again you can't join in on the fun, tell her it's okay, since this is the cycle of your love
>Next morning, neighbor finds you both sleeping with the baby latched on one breast, you sucking the other one
>Sighs and walks away
I'd like to think that certain types of monstergirls can give birth to males as well.
Nigger that's how shit was done for hundreds of years.
Only recently did kids stop getting a paper route at 11 and a busboy/burger job at 15.
Taking the daughter is not an option YET.
You thank Gregory and take the pouch, your hands sting a hell of a lot more, but your heart feels good with this much gold. "Mister, thank you for helping me and my daddy."
The small girl gives you a peak on the cheek. You pat her head. "Yeah well you be good now. Be careful of strange men like."
"MHM! I will! Thank you mister!" The small harpy leaves with her father back into the city.
The Captain comes in and smacks you back. "You did damn good in there. Reckless as all hell, but good."
You comment on how she seems fine despite taking on about 30 men.
"Well." She strokes her blood soaked Spear.
"They should learn how to treat a lady better. Speaking of treat I told you we'd talk over a drink didn't I?"
She sounded a bit more seductive.
"How about it? Up for it now? Or do you wanna take a little nap?"
1. Go drinking
2. Rest up and go tomorrow
Fucking hell. I forgot all about those.
God dammit Bourbon, don't you have some /d/orses or a futa christmas cake to draw?
Write however you want. It's what I do. Though sometimes it generates shitstorms that last for a while.
And now no one loves a certain Chesire Cat anymore.
Are you crazy? You can NEVER have enough dosh. I want us to deal in Astral Diamonds if we can.
But I'm not Bourbon, I'm Verdelet. I just always see you get called that.
>"Hey Dave I was wondering if I could borrow some hay-"
>Busy again, eh? I guess I'll just come back later."
>There will never be an animated Silmarillion movie a la Fantasia with animation coming from all over the world.
1, gotta make more flags for harem
you guys are making me depressed
>watching tv with her during pregnancy
>you can tell her tits are bothering her because they're swollen
>awkwardly ask if there's anything you can do to help
>she thinks for a second, then blushes and shakes her head
>"n-no... I thought of something but you'd think it was weird..."
>mfw I just beat Drakengard
>mfw I'm imagining you're him
Bullshit. I'm still waiting for a truckercore update and some cat dick.
Sleep does sustain us, but what man turns his back on a seductive woman? 1
I would write a torture CYOA and let anons decide what method to use next, but im way too slow.
Theres only so many ways you can write "and she cut his fucking ears off".
> anyone failing to love faggot cat
You have clearly taken leave of your senses
Why so dark?
the father is black
Any requests guys?
I kind of forgot the old ones...
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm probably not going to be able to update tonight. Sure I could rush out something quick, but it's gonna be longish. I'm also behind on my War and MG shit, and I've been doing some other stuff.
Not a single person wanted to go with her in the last update. ;_;
That's what the government is fore. Welfare is fucking great.
Who would the torture be on?
If its a yandere MG on the Anon, fuck you because you just made my list bigger
Dracona needs some love.
Welcome back bob, and it's because water slides and water pools are way funner than going to the hot tubs. Who the hell goes there first?
What about the bunch you said you're going to do, like the sahagin?
>Shit! Ancalagon is kicking our asses.
>Quick! Take this magic flying boat and kick his ass!
The whole "He's massaging your clit and biting your nipple at the same time" came out of nowhere and makes no sense.
Do whatever you want, the world is your canvas.
yeah mah dick cheese
I haven't been to these thread, so I don't know if someone's done it already, but this, please.
Yeah, thats what im writing.
Im writing one with a mantis but i lost my inspiration and cant add to the story which infuriates me to no end.
Maybe its because i have a harder time putting myself in the shoes of a man living with a mantis, rather than a lamia which came easy.
I need to deal with this shit, shamefur dispray.
Do you do lewds? I have a few http://imgur.com/RO4DhI7,JEymTxv,McMhTu9#0 read the title and description
Fixed it for you.
>Man! I wanted waffles.gif
Oh, I get it. I'm out of it today.
>TFW too scared to actually namefag when looking for shit to colorfag for people
Why can't I hold all these requests?
I think that's around somewhere...
We've been over this
I want do stuff to make others happy...
>sperm swimming to the unfertilized egg
You dont need a name to colour.
Do you want to do something?
Whenever you write anything.
I was gonna do the Lich in my free time, not to get HCF down, just to practice on stuff.
But I can give other things a shot too, I guess
Just imagine what the War of Wrath would like if anyone had the balls and the budget to make it happen.
It's literally a war between gods, demigods, men, monsters and is probalbly larger than all the battle's in Middle-Earth's history put together.
Thus we wait for the savior to reappear in this land.
Meant to reply to
Wanna take some of these other requests?
It's easier for people to identify your works
>that fucking smile
I dont know who this guy is, but hes fly.
>It's easier for people to identify your works
Well if your work wont speak for itself, and you crave recognition then sure.
But if you colour because you like it, then it wouldnt matter to you.
Depends on the requests, really.
You tell her you're fine, drinks are still on. She chuckles. "You're stronger than you look, come on, to my favorite bar then."
You two are about to head to the bar when suddenly the gates open up, staggering through the gate is the decorated knight from two days ago, the one leading a massive caravan carrying the humungous boar. "Poor Bastard, tried to take on the Dragon Goddess to become her husband. Same thing always happens. HEY! Don't just stand around get him to a doc! Come on Anon."
After that little scene you two head to one of the pubs in town, this one was about two block down from your shop's street. "Here we are, the Dragon's Breath. Best Bar in Sorn."
Taking off her helmet letting messy dark blond hair free she sits down. "HEY OLGA WHAT CAN I GET YOU!"
"Two of your strongest rums, and some meet for me! Come on sit down."
You took your seat as a Centaur barmaid hands you two mugs of rum. As you were about to speak you're stopped by. "I'm half Oni."
You stop and look at the Captain. "My mom is an Oni and my dad is a human. I'm the second born of two daughters. For some reason or another I came out human while my older sister didn't."
She chugs some of the rum like it's nothing, you take some and it feels like the strongest shit you've ever put in your mouth. "10 years ago, when I was still little my Sister and her partner, they won the Festival of the Hunt. They went to meet the Dragon Goddess on Dragon's peak, those two were unstoppable and inseparable. Until Dragon's Peak that is. After that...my sister's partner left, and she grew depressed. Evnetually she went off somewhere and...and..."
"She wishes. She lost her dominat arm and an eye, she felt she could never fight again, so just becomes a fucking useless fatass drinking booze forever!" Olga slams her mug on the ground.
"I want to win the Hunt. I want to become an Oni. I want revenge for my sister."
1. 'What if I win it for you?
2. 'I think you're fine as it.'
It's not wholy MG but it's Miku as a kitsune miko
Take what you want, I'll take the rest...
Any drawfags here?
Would love a pic of a doctor succubus in a doctor jacket wearing glasses and short skirt
>Cats are affectionate as hell man.
>As long as they give a fuck.
>One Balrog and one Dragon are indiviudally considered a big fucking deal in LOTR and the Hobbit
>In the First Age individual battles would be fought with hundreds, possibly thousands of them
First Age is best age.
There was one about an orc that was wounded and taken in by a farmer, and when she heale she came back, wrecket the place brought somefriends, gangraped and broke the legs of the man who saved her life and the unicorn childhood friend got NTRd. But I didn't cap it
I can have it done by either tonight or tomorrow. I'll try... anon.
I'll wear a name when I deliver it that should make it easier to know it was me, I guess. Not as attention whoring, just... yeah.
1. Get yourself an Oni and some Dragon Goddess booty at once
People that want to relax and maybe sneak in a quickie go to the hot tubs.
No rush. Although, Clare needs some loving (as does Savannah). Also, MC needs to get hit with a manticore dart and go on a rape rampage. Seeing them both get fucked senseless would be amusing.
The cat of a friend of mine is the best. Sits on laps and shit, quietly meows and randomly licks you. Cuddles up to him and purrs a lot.
>tfw it'll never be a catgirl doing it
Thought you guys might enjoy this.
Snakes are always the best.
If you want, you can take the lich
I've got more than enough shit to color...
Never typing shit out on my phone again. So many spelling mistakes
Thanks, if it helps just look up Miku shrine maiden Project Diva
>That big smack after opening the door
That sounds like that would hurt.
The last speech bubble is confusing me.
able to be pleased? If it was causative form it would make more sense to me since you could say something like:
>Tsk, just made her happy...
Literally the best. Can let you fuck her and have her give you a rim job at the same time.
Remember that snakes are basically all muscle.
It was the equalent of hitting a table with the underside of your fist.
>Not a single person wanted to go with her in the last update. ;_;
Yeesh, Bob. That hardly constitutes "no one loves a certain Cheshire Cat anymore".
The day was for Savannah, after all.
>Prolonged "Onii-chan" while head is rolling.
Many laughs were had.
>they won the Festival of the Hunt. They went to meet the Dragon Goddess on Dragon's peak
Isn't this like the first questline for norns in GW2?
So are the body and head two separate beings?
Do they have different souls, what causes the lower body to think and be aware of what is going on? Why am I trying to make it deeper than it actually is?
But anon that can hurt if you hit it hard enough.
Hell if I know, I don't touch sub based MMOs
Drunk Oni is best girl
Help her win the hunt
>There was only one giant spider in Shelob, then some big ones in Mirkwood in the Third Age and did fuck all.
>Ungoliant spawned hundreds of Shelob sized spiders, assisted Melkor/Morgoth in destroying the Trees, maimed him, all before devouring herself into oblivion due to her hunger.
Damn, between various threads mentioning the Silmarillion and listening to Blind Guardian's NIME, it about time to give it another read.
>>101596134 This, dawg. Trust me. Damn you Bob, you made a character that I'd almost break my vow of no-waifu-ism for. Even if most would say she wouldn't be a waifu, per se.
Dude you have no fucking clue how hard I would.
Living out in the fucking woods in a log cabin with my loving, motherly waifu that hunts with me?
THAT'S LITERALLY ALL I WANT OUT OF LIFE.
Did you know that if you cut out a certain part of the brain that connects the two sides your left hand will do things without your permission or you even knowing it's doing it?
Damn man. I'm pretty bummed about males getting NTRd but the opposite makes my dick so hard.
I want to see this, but with a competent director and not that hack Peter Jackson.
>takes out Sauron from the fellowship story and replaces him with a giant searchlight
Is it because of the feeling that someone wants you enough to steal you away from someone else?
It's only speculated she devoured herself, honestly no one knows what happened to her. In true spider fashion she could be just hiding in some dark unexplored corner of the world waiting till the world is ripe and defenceless before emerging again.
Well that works.
Fuck my life is so miserable.
>waiting till the world is ripe and defenceless before emerging again.
..thats now isnt it?
we hit the bump limit for today, no more monster girls until tomorrow.
Well, you guys gave me a ton of ideas. Hopefully I can write something that everyone will find something to enjoy.
It's probably going to be even longer than my Sphinx and Salamander one.
I was sorely tempted to say 'go with Clare', but it seemed like we were there for Savannah more that time around.
>No elves, no Dwarves, no Balrogs, no Dragons no Miar, no Valar, no magic, Numenorean blood is all spent.
>World is at it's most populated.
Yep, I'd say about now is correct. And there isn't much left that could stop her.
What a pity, i would have loved for Sauron to have a army of giant spiders.
How about fuck you?
Last entry for the night, doubt we could do anything more tonight and it's getting late.
"What if I win the hunt for you?" Olga looked at you.
She stared at you for half a minute before laughing you ask her what's so funny.
"You're far too early to even think about the Hunt. You nearly died against some bandit with a few extra muscle on him, taking down something worthy of meeting the Goddess is far harder than that."
"You're saying I can't?"
"No, just you're nowhere near ready."
"Well, what if I do win, and I do get to turn your into an Oni? What then?"
"Well I'd...go out with you, you would be my boyfriend."
"If you were expecting 'Marriage' you'd need to beat me once I become an Oni for that."
"So it's agreed?" You say.
"It's a deal."
"G-Good..." Suddenly you pass out and the bar patrons gasp.
Olga shakes her head and lifts you up.
'Way too soon' She whispers before taking you home.
You get brief moments of consiousness as you see Olga, armorless, her muscular body, she was already fit enough to be considered a small Oni. The last thing you remember though was her firm large breasts against her chest, and a soft kiss on your lips.
You finally fall asleep having the hardest first day of work.
And that's it for today, as I said yesterday I was going to be back Friday but can't now. So next monday we get more dosh! More Training! Find the secret of the Bandit Leader's Axe? Find some hidden temples? Meet another 'Goddess'? And we may or may not b 3/4ths of the way to starting a war
That Dragunov is fucking TINY. I mean it'd be sweet if they made them for kids in 7.63x39, but come on, even next to a fucking elf that's totally unrealistic.
YOUR CHEST, I'M TIRED
What if we go the other way and make it gigantic?
>isn't much left that could stop her
Deal with it.
Anon, Ungoliant is a creature the existed before the creation of our world, she was never apart of the Ainar wasn't created by them either. It took a whole host of Morgoth's greatest Balrogs to just drive her off, so great was she that she was going to devour him. That's right she was going to devour a fucking God.
Ungoliant is basically Tolkien's eldritch abomination. I usually am on the side that says modern weaponry could fuck up mythical creatures a something fierce, but not in this case. Not when it comes to Ungoliant.
How about we discuss the pros and cons to our monster girl waifus if you were theoretically to get married to them.
>Pros: Full body cuddles and they're make great mothers
Cons: Lower half of body might be difficult to navigate hallways/climb stairs
>Ungoliant is a creature the existed before the creation of our world
I feel like modern tech is strong enough to kill gods of the past
Which monstergirl would you operate with?
Grinning shark girl by Kenkou when?
Not gigantic, just a case of ASPECT RATIO. It's long as hell.
>Ironman vs Thor
alright, so we scale it up a bit. I don't think it can survive 30,000 lbs of precision-guided freedom
The Ainar sort of sang the entire universe into existence. So maybe not, reforging the entire planet is small time for them. Oh, and they already destroyed Numenor when they tried to force their way into the Undying Lands by sinking the city.
If we tried to kill the Valar they would just destroy us by reforging the Earth. We probably have the capacity to kill them, but they could destroy us far too easily if they wanted to.
With a wyrm waifu, I really hope she's just not bright rather than pants-on-head retarded
Is she hot?
Now Ungoliant is a total cutie pie.
Pros: Web hammocks are awesome, plus dem pedipalps.
Cons: Susceptible to cold since she's a spider. Not to mention she'll have to eat a lot since she's so big
Imagine a fat arachne.
>A bomb that's just cement and no boom.
Con:Spiders devour their mate
Lizardman, isn't it obvious
>qt as fuck
>Born to operate
>Stoic and calm
Oh fuck you closet-furfags, keep pure kemonomimi out of your bullshit wannabe-beastiality fetish.
>Middle of winter
>You're fucking cold. The air is fucking cold. The floor is fucking cold.
>You attempt to put on some socks because god damn its fucking cold.
>She isn't have any of that shit.
>She rips your socks off and embraces you, wrapping her wings around you to protect you from the cold even further.
>It's her job to keep her treasure warm, not those cotton shoes you call socks.
>Spend more on socks in the winter than most people do in a life time.
spiders don't store fat that way
Wouldn't an arachne eating too much not just result in her producing additional webs?
I guess it would at least partly depend on what she eats but still.
Depends on where. If I'm in Afghanistan or Iraq, a sandworm.
>Engaging sand niggers
>Suddenly the ground starts to shake
>Sandworm leaps out of the air and smashes enemy technical
>Girl inside shoots them with an M60 as she leaps overhead
>Terrorist's face when
Webs are made of protein, not fat.
except that's wrong
Only certain species do, and that's if the male was a dumbass and didn't feed her enough before giving her the business. Just be sure to put dinner near the end of date night and you're golden.
>she starts raping the talibans and become their monstrous slavemaking sexslave for the glory of Allah
I don't know how it is with you but usually people don't just eat fat lard all day
Now I'm imagining all Arachne having a secret shrine to their Goddess and Creator Ungoliant.
Or that I'm imagining Ungoliant as a dark, goth lolita Arachne.
Maybe shes american?
Streaming some awful anime after dark, as your weekly reminder that, no matter how terrible you think whatever's on right now is
It can always get worse
>implying that's a bad thing
Not everyone's a model, dude.
Rarely ever the case. And in most circumstances it's because either 1) the male of that species has a tendency to fuck over the female, or 2) the male actually encourages the female to eat him in order to increase the female's (and thus their offspring's) chances of survival.
want some toast with that jam
>Not everyone's a model, dude.
Theres a difference between being healthy chunky, and being fat.
The stomach should not roll over your waist.
Pros: Lighthearted, Happy, and Optimistic. Fairy magic, Immortality(?), peaceful life innawoods.
Cons: Fairies have trouble taking certain things seriously. Unless I could fit into her mindset I could see myself snapping at her at some point
>Having a fat fetish.
It's okay, we can enjoy it without the opinions of other people.
Agreed. Although pudge is never a bad thing.
Pros: Operator as Fuck, willing to take me on mercenary adventures, high-speed low drag, cute as hell, awkward sex since she's never thought about it before
Cons: Awkward sex, too high speed low drag for me, she'll get fed up with me often.
>tfw no one wants to write monstergirl NTR
your kind's not welcome here
go fuck the horse you rode in on
oh wait, you can't, because it's fucking someone else
Anon and his monster waifu make baby
Waifu leaves him for other anon, they make baby
Waifu leaves him for other anon, they make baby
+Very straightforward about her feelings for you.
+Dedicated. Will follow you to the ends of the Earth if she has to.
+Can roast marshmallows on her tail's fire
+/-Competitive. Can be pro or con depending on your opinion, for me it's a pro.
-May lose interest if you can't keep up or refuse to compete with her.
pros: not a semen hungry monster like most, small like a harpy but not as fragile,timid, a good mother, like's to run so she'll help keep me /fit/, powerful sexy legs and qt as a button
cons: she's even smaller then a normal harpy and if i try to leave her (like i would) she'll turn me to stone
Just a reminder that you will never sit down with your salamander waifu and watch Hokuto no Ken with her.
>Not worshiping the Mother of Monsters and giving your seed to her to spawn yet more monsters
why do MG threads tend to vanish to thin air after bumpo limit?
also did the suicidal onichan from two days ago deliver?
Fuck you and your shitty fetish.
JOKES ON YOU FAGGOT, I'VE YET TO WATCH IT!
Of course not, we'd be having drinks in some dirt-ass bar in West Africa between jobs.
>and they're make great mothers
Wasn't the original Lamia suppossed to eat/strangulate children?
Can you think of a better way to get a kid that just won't stop crying to shut up?
First I'd ever heard of it
Yes, that's exactly what she did/still does in Greek stories.
is tanpopo-chan a monstergirl? she's a witch and a cat girl.
I'd Tanpopo Tanpopo's Tanpopos. Why is her voice like sex to my ears?
That shit bothers me to no end.
The animal ears are detachable.
Depending on who you ask no/barely.
That answers the original question then, too.
MGs are all sluts
What? Like crack them over the head with the bottle?
But Anon, she just wants to lend you an ear.
>Monster girl meets neet/otaku
>first human to ever have interest in her
>neet/otaku takes her out
>she realizes other guys hit on her
>leaves neet/otaku for other guys
Remember, they exist just as much as your waifu does
wow that's really good, why don't you go fuck yourself.
Pros: Cuddly, Loyal, Strong family values, Can gain Lycanthropy and become a buff wolf man
Cons: Sheds, Nocturnal, May infect others less willing with Lycanthropy
>I will never go hunting with my Werewolf Waifu when the full moon overtakes are wolfish nature
>We will never savagely rip into a Caribou we took down ourselves before having wild yet loving sex
>We will never wake up the next day cuddling while covered in blood and love juices
Or just show them people being eaten alive by snakes.
Bonuspoints if you have snakes in your home.
That would be my biggest fear of MGs becoming rule outside of them being abused for pornos. Who am i kidding? They'd never like a scrawny shota like me. I'm 20 and I look 12 I mean I bet my salamander waifu wouldnt even operate with me.
How puffy is her vulva?
We really need a monstergirl game by the guys who did the saints row series.
I don't know how I feel about that idea
Greek friend of mine told me that the expression "The Lamia chocked it" is still (until recently) used as an idiom reffering to infant mortality.
I don't know if that's a great idea or a terrible one.
If anything, something in the vein of 12Beast, action adventure rpg.
throw satchel explosives at mg's at people it will be the best game ever.
>MGs doing DDTS and being huge assholes to villagers
>Buff Wolf man
But wolves avoid humans because we're too good at murderbowl.
Why would you want to downgrade?
What did you guys think of the ending to MGQ part 3? I kinda hated how Luka became maximum gary stu but overall liked how the final battles felt. Plus I can't argue with that "post game" content.
Imagine causing mayhem with your dragon waifu while listening to this
>gave me a ton of ideas
Oh yes. Yessss.
that monkey has seen some shit.
>not having the 12B MC be a saint and introduce the monstergirl world to the row
That's an awesome idea, but you know what'd be better? Monstergirl action game made by Platinum Games.
I recognize this pool
Tamamo end is canon as far as I'm concerned.
> let's pretend stores become obselete in saints row.
Sam. We had already spent the last activity doing what Clare wanted, so I didn't want Savannah to feel neglected.
What on Earth brought that idea to your mind?
>Dildo bat getting used for more than just combat
Purple and gold, all day baby.
Causing so much mayhem, no time to grow up.
Welcome to the row.
He has seen the power of the Saikyo.
no Monster Girl in the title no care
Or OP at all, so someone's going to make another thread since it won't show in the catalog.
Grade A waifu material I tell ya!
>implying I want kids to begin with
Girls are needy when they like you, anon. If you neglect them, they'll think you don't love them.
Loving and kinky as all hell.
Lives in the mother fucking ocean
Would be a great mother
She would give you good public standing
You have to get gills
>You will never bully a red oni
>Not giving your waifu the greatest joy she could have as a woman
>I bet my salamander waifu wouldnt even operate with me.
Remember anon, the most Operator man of the latter 20th century was a skinny, scrawny pasty-skinned white dude that stood at less than five foot ten. He also went off all documentation after the 1960's only to reappear as the sole survivor of the helicopter crash that was meant to rescue the Iranian Hostages under Reagan. As a member of SFOD-D.
Operator isn't a mindset. It's a way of doing things. Make yourself an operator.
More like you will never find a red oni you are capable of bullying.
>Not being dinks and the envy of everyone
The joy of killing and/or eating her own children? I'm not really following you here anon.
I know this guy was in SOG, but why is he the "most Operator man of the latter 20th century"?
The issue is both girls want MC's D, and I don't know if it's just me, but it feels like the closer he gets to them the less they want to share him with the other. Gonna take some serious swag to pull of the threesome happy ending.
Mostly just because no one can find anyone more OPERATOR.
SO IT HAS SPOKEN, SO IT SHALL BE
It's not just you. That's exactly what's happening.
*So it has been spoken
What did he do specifically?
That's because we have guns and helicopters and wolves aren't total morons.
But she gives you Poseidon's Blessing you fuck.
You can still be human.
Huh, so that's what dink means
You learn something new every day
Operator in Eagle Claw, Urgent Fury, Desert Storm, and Uphold Democracy...
Fuck, that's the most American-sounding resume ever!
double income no kids
We first see him in official paperwork as being an EOD tech in Vietnam. However, in 1973, I think, he drops of the grid. Completely. Nothing that isn't covered in black ink exists with his name on it. The next time he shows up is in the Iranian Hostage Crisis. The final time he shows up is in 1991, escorting General Schwarzkopf in a photo taken by Time. Years later he sets up an account on the Army's veteran's page. On the places he served, he has listed (Among the more interesting ones,) Vietnam, Laos, Japan, Poland, the USSR, Antarctica, and Finland. Note that this is most likely all he's allowed to tell us.
He's retired now.
But I like kids.
Changing diapers sucks and tantrums aren't fun, but little kids do funny shit.
They'd manage to pull it off fine