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>fapping to random stuff
>trap shit
>the "girl" actually looks alright so i try it
>first page
>my anal pussy is drooling
I laughed so hard I had to close the tab. Do translators do this on purpose for comedy?
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That one is full of good lines.
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>>101584431
Really, when you look at the Japanese we're really just rolling with what they actually said. I can't be bothered to look up the raws right now, but I bet they said that exactly.
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>>101584431
Nope, that is the quality of Cannabis' doujins
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>>101584431
>thinking 'my anal pussy' is at all funny
You don't read enough doujin
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I've been waiting for this thread.
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>he doesn't like asspussy
How do you sleep at night
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Based Cannabis
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>>101584773
It's true. The thought of my waifu peeing on me gives me a strange happy feeling.
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>>101584903
what the fuck
im seriously done
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>>101584431
This one's so hot
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>>101584773
Yeah, it's not even a sexual thing.
I just think it would be really meaningful.
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>>101584773
Who doesn't?
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>>101584971
You ain't seen nothing yet.
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>>101584971
That one isn't even particularly weird.
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>>101584971
You mean you finished all over the screen?
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>I laughed so hard I had to close the tab.

is this your first time reading this shit
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Step up OP
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>>101585187
I recognize this
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>>101585117
Oh baby.
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>>101585117
>Tips fedora.
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It's just one of those things in Japanese that doesn't translate well to other languages.
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>>101584431
Fuck off, neo-/a/
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>>101584431
no, the original script usually have anal-manko, oshiri-manko,otoko-manko, etc
manko translates to pussy, so what you have in the end is, analpussy, asspussy, boypussy and so on
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japan truely has eclipsed the rest of the world in terms of writing quality
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>>101585248
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>>101585335
Don't fucking start that shit here.
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>>101585010
Does that actually work? I've seen cola kill bacteria and whatnot, so it could probably kill sperm too, right?
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>>101584431
>anal pussy is drooling
diarrhea?
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>>101585351
>the strongest hobbit
why does this amuse me most of all?
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>>101585645
I wish I could find Katou Jun and Yell at him untill he fineshes anal trans
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Man, I really hate when these theads pop up while i'm at work. I have so many of these at home, but I can't contribute.
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>>101584431
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>>101585779
Tsun mom is always hilarious to me for some reason.
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>>101585759
How the hell does that even make sense
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>>101585351
I find this funny because ShindoL/Hootch is actually from New York City
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>>101585713
>>101585645
>it will never be animated
>or adapted as an occulus rift game
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>>101584773
>filename
JA JA JA ESTÁS USANDO EL INTERNET
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>>101585860
Smegma
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>>101585877
>no avatar trans oculus rift game
dont make me sad, anon
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Remember everyone
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>>101585946
Yep, that's enough for me... thanks man.
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>>101585877
>occulus rift game where you experience the pleasure of being fucked inside
Oh god
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>>101585248
sauce on this one?
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>>101586112
>this has happened to me three times and each time the little girl was hideous and smelled like burning poop
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>>101585949
>mfw I read all of Obama's lines in his voice
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and people say indian porn is bad
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>>101586320
>not wearing a burqa
What a slut
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>>101585417
No documentation of the soft drink's spermicidal capabilities was found, so Dr. Sharee Umpierre and two colleagues decided to test Coke in some of its various formulations in their lab. They found that Diet Coke was a most effective spermicide and the original formula Coke was also quite effective, five times more so than the reformulated "new" Coke. "Although not recommended for postcoital contraception, partly because sperm can be found in the oviducts within minutes after intercourse, Coca-Cola products do appear to have a spermicidal effect," the researchers said in a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine. "Furthermore, our data indicate that at least in the area of spermicidal effect, 'Classic' Coke is it."

At the same time, they warned against the use of soft drinks of any kind as douches after intercourse to prevent pregnancy. While there are differences among soft drinks, all fail as effective contraceptives, the researchers noted.

Coca-Cola saw little humor in the Harvard project. A spokesman said the company hadn't seen the new report, but "our position is we do not promote any of our products for any medical use."

However, other researchers were unable to verify these results in later experiments. Subsequent trials performed by medical researchers in Taiwan (using several varities of both Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola) led them to the opposite conclusion, that "cola has little if any spermicidal effect":
The inhibitory effect of Old Coke, caffeine-free New Coke, New Coke, Diet Coke and Pepsi-Cola on human sperm motility was studied with a trans-membrane migration method. None of them could decrease sperm motility to less than 70% of control within one hour. A previous study which claimed a marked variation of spermicidal potencies among different formulations of Coca-Cola could not be confirmed. Even if cola has a spermicidal effect, its potency is relatively weak as compared with other well-known spermicidal agents.
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It might just be poorly translated, they're probably saying normal healthy christian things...
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Fapped to this yesterday, I hate scat but luckily it was at the end and censored. I think half the reason I read doujinshi is to enjoy the funny dialogue.
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>>101585417
Sperm are a fragile thing. Spit posses a problem for the poor fuckers. if not for the fact that there're billions of them they'd never do anything.
So yeah, cola should kill at least a few.
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It's a cannabis doujin, they're all like this.
There's a Rider x Waver one which has "MY INSIDES ARE BEING CONQUERED BY HIS COCK" in it
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>>101586583
TOBLERONE
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>>101586320
>Japanese_Exchange_in_the_UK.jpg
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>>101586562
Source?
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>>101586112
sooo...i would really like some source on this.
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>>101586456
I want you not to desert, anon
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That's a Cannabis doujin, so that's probably a literal translation.
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>>101585166

I still don't get why cropped are images such a bitch to find source for.
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>>101586754
;_;
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>>101586799
I still don't get why posts are bad english such a bitch to read.
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>>101586845
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>>101586772
now I have to fap again
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>>101584431
10/10 would fap
You are too new OP.
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>>101586799
see
>>101586739
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>>101585309
Wait huh? Isn't it just "ketsumanko" which is literally "asspussy"?

How exactly does that not translate well?
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Katou Jun is one of the absolute best hentai creators.
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>>101586799
It would be nice if all the cropped images had the source in the filename, but a lot are probably just reposts people saved.

People will still ask for source, even if its in the filename though, so I guess it can't be helped.
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>>101586869

english isn't your first language, is it?
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>>101587166
>the joke
>your head
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>>101587166
I have some bad news for you. >>101586799 was, in fact, incorrect English.
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>>101587255

I'll take that as a no
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>>101585715
>Dio in part 6
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>>101586688
Filenames.
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>>101587301
sure it is, my chinese cartoon porn comics would never lie to me
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>>101586638
Don't you mean TOLBERONE?
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>>101587338
I'll take that as a "I'm literally retarded"
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>>101587303

no need to get all autistic over a typo. the sekrit klub doesn't care about how hard you try to fit in
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>>101587458
>I don't get why cropped are images
>typo
Wow stop posting any time
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>>101584431
Sauce?
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>>101585949
I wonder if Bill Clinton enjoys NTR.
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>>101587523

all this damage control.
why don't you go back to wherever you came from.
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>>101587458
>>>/b/
Nobody wants to see your shitposting. Get out if you can't do anything but drag down the board's quality.
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>>101586509

What's this from?
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>>101587365
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>>101584903
Shamlessly asking for sauce.
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>>101587661

You're a fine one to talk.

Why don't you all do us a favour and get out
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>>101586083
>HMUBUUOOGHOGOHOOBU
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>>101587758
>your
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>>101587690
Ojou-sama ga Miteru by Kiyoshirou Inoue,
I think.
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>>101586277
sauce pls
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>>101586071
http://exhentai.org/g/667713/2c0329fd75/
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>>101588105
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does cannabis smoke pot?
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>>101585835
Sauce?
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>>101588157
I swear I'll end up taking a dick just to see if it's really as good as the doujis say
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>>101585058
such a fluffy manga
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>>101585058
I liked this manga. Even when the trap stopped being a trap, the MC still accepted and loved him.
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>this thread
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>>101585248
Source pls
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>>101588742
Please kill yourself.
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>>101588647
>Junji reaction pic
>not enjoying one-liner threads
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>>101584773
>That VN
I don't get the ending, at all.
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>>101588283
it is
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>>101588283
just buy a dildo and let it be on hot water for a few hours
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>>101588787
Which one is this from?
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>>101586154
THAT IS OF GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT
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>>101589182
Not that anon, but.
>tried fingers
>tried hairbrush handle
>tried markers
>nothing does it for me

Maybe my prostate is just broken. I don't want to go out and spend money on a sex toy.
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Cannabis is the master of samefaces and same-expressions. Seriously, EVERY SINGLE TRAP in his doujinshi makes the same fucking face when getting pounded. Ash Wing is ten thousand times better.
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>>101586199
His cock is part of the first production run of AKs chambered in 7.62 Soviet?
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>>101589382
That's very unlikely.
The key is to not fap for a few days before.
Prostate gets all huge and pouffy.
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>>101585462
I know this one
dat cow girl tho
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>>101589382
Wiggle it around against the walls, that's what I did at the start and it feels so good I bit my own lip till it bled
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>>101589573
Well fuck that. I fap like 3-5 times a day.
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>>101588938
that was hilarious
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>>101589683
>not waiting so you become all hot and bothered by the sight of something thick to put in your ass

do you even anal?
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>>101589755
Obviously not
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>>101589827
You should, its great
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>>101584431
> Do translators do this on purpose for comedy

Sometimes we do it because it's literally translated that way. Other times we do it because we're bored as shit of the dialogue being A A A A A over and over.
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>>101589914
Honestly it's pretty much impossible to translate japanese sex dialogue because they like using different words for expressing pleasure and that kind of shit. Like, you won't see a western woman screaming "OH IT FEELS GOOOOOOOD, IT FEELS GOOOOOOD!" or "IT'S NO GOD, NO GOD!"
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>>101589983
*No good, no good
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>>101589486

They were all 7.62 until AK-74.
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>>101589983
>IT'S NO GOD, NO GOD!
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>>101589983
>never seen a woman fucked into an atheist
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>>101589983
>IT'S NO GOD, NO GOD

Richard Dawkins doujin?
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>>101589895
I hate to ask, but sauce?
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>>101584903
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>>101586277
>Hideyoshi
Baka test doujin?
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>>101590067
I'm aware of that. The AK-47 is the first production line of 7.62 AKs, the following were AKMs
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>>101589755
I might buy a dragon dildo one day because all that ribbing makes it look like an amazing anal toy
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>>101585248
>Wearing crocs
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>>101585002
...wait, what?

I am now imagining a girl pissing on a boy, and the boy making a face as if enlightenment has hit him.
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>>101590284
because they are designed as anal toys anon
dont kid yourself thinking they were made to be shoved into pussies
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>>101587139

source
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>>101590400
Oh of course I'm aware of this, that's why they look like they'd be great up the ass.
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>>101590451
according to most people, they are

too bad they are crazy expensive
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Anyone else do this?
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>>101588772
>SOUTH KOREA!!!
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>>101590480
Do you know of any other toys that'd be great up the ass, but cheaper?
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>>101590480
I think that's because they're individually crafted instead of mass produced. They also take up to a month or over to arrive.
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>>101590492
I read those lines in Snoop Dogg's voice.
It was weird.
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>>101590565
But plugs?
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>>101590114
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>>101590565
prostate massager

like 30 bucks
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I saved a good one recently from a hentai I read, but I can't find it, so have this instead.
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>>101590626
>>101590645
It feels best going in and out for me. So I like something really ribbed
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>>101590611
they are silicon dip anon, they are made exactly like any other dildo
its the ribs that make the difference

they take that long because you can choose the color and rigidness of the silicone, but I think one month is just for the XL sizes
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One time I read hentai and it suddenly gave me safe sex advice.
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>>101589983
>"IT'S NO GOD, NO GOD!"

Spelling error or not, you got me anon.
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>>101590680
look for anal dildos then, or some anal beads
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>>101590876
I had to use Vista at the computer lab today...I feel so dirty.
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>>101590876
A freedom hater
>>101590800
Will do.
>>101590935
I feel sorry for you.
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>>101590935
Wait till you have to use Vista Starter edition

Oh god, the dirt wont wash away
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>>101590565
I really should make this into a banner
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>>101587156

This was not ok and you should know it.
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>>101591023

>>TFW Vista Starter is the only release version of Windows I've never used

Guess I dodged a bullet there
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>>101591078
NOOOOO! Then my post would be there for everyone to see! It's so embarrassing
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>>101590386
>he hasn't read Sundome
No need to imagine.
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>>101591122
3 windows only anon
THREE WINDOWS ONLY!
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>>101591078
I prefer this one
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>>101591204
IT WAS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>101591204
>>101591276


...those monsters. How can a company hate a customer so much?

*Metro not replaced as main start option until Windows 9

Oh, now I understand
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>>101591153
Just let me fuck your ass already, you obviously want it
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>>101591318
I like metro
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>>101591263
It really is true, when I was a kid I managed to suck my own dick, it was pretty disappointing, but I'll never forget that amazing feeling of what a dick feels like on a tongue.
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>>101591318
I never used it, I was making a joke about the "Don't watch an anime called boku" copypasta.
>>101591334
Please no. I don't want to be fucked in the ass
Or gangraped in an alley by a bunch of faceless men with big dicks
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>>101587537
>google
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>>101591393
Then i'll just suck your dick then....jeez way to be picky
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>>101584903
wait a minute

Is he impregnating the fetus inside the already pregnant woman?
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>>101591078
Might I say this:
I just read your conversation and am now majorly tempted to insert certain objects in certain orifices in a way I never before have experienced
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>>101591462
B-but I don't want to be the only one who gets pleasure, let me suck yours too!
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>>101591343

I liked it as well, I also liked megablocks but I don't pull them out when I'm doing serious work at 3AM |either|

>>101591393
>Boku Review
>Not slapping "YooooooooooooOOOOOoooooo!" on it five times


What am I a damned psychic?!
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>tfw best friend you're in love with doesn't want to play a game of pretend
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>>101591501
When I was underage b&, I made a toy for myself. I taped a bunch of small superballs together with electrical tape and used a flashlight case for the handle, it was an amazing toy, make sure you use condoms though.
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>>101591393

Behold
http://youtu.be/P9oD5-JoodY?t=1m50s

the true hell
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>>101591503
If you really want to then I guess I can't say no

>>101591501
Good good, it only gets better from here on out
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I'm not gay /a/. I just think dicks look better than vaginas. And that they'd be more fun to play with, like stroking and licking and sucking dicks seems like a lot more fun. I can see myself doing those things, but I can't see myself getting attached to another guy. I'm not gay
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>>101591642
3D traps will never look good, no matter how hard you try.
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>>101591683
damn shame it is.
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>>101591571
>flashlight case
And would you be so kind as to let me know of the girth of this?
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>>101586562
The tape thing makes me cum buckets every time, I wonder if that would work on a real girl
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>>101591683
>3D people will never look good, no matter how hard you try.
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>>101591683
It's a shame 3D ass feels so good and 3D dick tastes so great
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>>101591683
Bailey Jay
>>101591709
I didn't use the flashlight case as the toy, it was the handle, I had three small bouncy balls, a golf ball and an oversized superball to prevent it from going in too far.
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>>101585208
This guy should so much draw shonens.
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>>101591683
It's just so that you can self insert more vividly when fapping to your cartoons
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>>101591846
>Bailey Jay
What about it?
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>>101590406
filename dumbass
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>>101591941
I'd give it a good 8 or 7 out of ten.
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>>101591846
>he now have D sized cups
it looks hideous
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>>101592007
What low standards
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>>101592016
Why? Gross. Dropped
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>>101591190
...

I have. Why do I not remember such scene? Time for a reread, I guess.
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>>101584797
See you in 3 days, anon.
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>>101584431
>my anal pussy is drooling
so is like his anus leaking or something?
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>>101592072
3DPD rating scale is much less rigorous than 2D perfection scale
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>>101592078
His boyfriend has shit taste, thats why
he was great at Bs
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>>101591623

Only XP users knew solace from such reckless evil
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>>101589517
Haha! 2cat!
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>>101592133
Physical looks aside, it's a mentally unstable freak.
Transfaggots are never fun or good to be around
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>>101592145
Or users of any other operating system ever.
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Fuck, all the faggotry in this thread is rubbing off on me. I just considered sticking my finger up my ass for the first time in my life.

Fuck you, /a/.
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>>101584431
Damn it I don't recall what I was reading/watching, but I burst out laughing mid-ejaculation and couldn't stop a few days ago, it was near the very end of the hentai/doujin, I was doing my best holding it in and then they went one step further.
I wish I recalled what it was, but my memory is retarded.
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>>101592217
That's not good, you have to clean yourself out first.
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>>101585208
that's a legitimately good line considering hte expression
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For fuck's sake /a/, I used to be straight before I came here.
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>>101589755
>already at this stage
You fucking ruined me /a/.
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>>101592205

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/2516-Every-OS-Sucks
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>>101592445
You are one of us now.
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>>101592445
>not liking traps
You gay or something?
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>>101586509
the artist is still an 11/10
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>>101592445
I'm still straight. I win.
I just like dicks. Gays grow attachment to those of the same sex
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>>101591412
>google

tracks your browsing habits and sells it to foreign corporations
don't be a dick
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>>101592217
Do it faggot
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>>101592115
Being this bootyblasted.
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>>101592550
But I do now anon.
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>>101592465
He doesn't even sound like he's ever used a Gnu plus Linux distro. And if he's so incompetent to not be able to install something like mint, that's kind of embarrassing. The distros he was complaining about sound like Arch or Gentoo
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>>101592604
Fuck... don't teach me how to do it. I don't want to do it.
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>>101592445
Are you a virgin?
Then you are not even hetero yet.

>had sex with someone from the opposite sex
hetero
>had sex with someone from the same sex
gay
>had sex with both
bisex
>had sex with neither
virgin
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>>101586258
>all that shitty Indian "aunty" porn
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>>101592802
This is not how it works.
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>>101592503
>It's perfectly normal for girls to suck cocks

I find it weird how remarkable not weird Japan's sex culture is. They have extremely degenerate porn readily available, yet the men expect their gfs to be pure virgins while the women are golddigging sluts... just like us. It's the familiarity that makes the differences weirder.
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>>101592887
MSM is just how sociologists rationalize their hazing days.
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>>101592908
Oh yes, start this shit again
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>>101592774

>Shilling your favorite distro

I swap between Win/OSX/GNU-Lin every six months, he's quite correct. The visual analogy of the Clingy MPDG that punches you in the stomach every so often is far too appropriate.

The day you have to re-code a driver to make a printer work |properly| with your distro and not shit out streaks of ink hours before you need to submit that work: Your honeymoon with GNU-LIN will end
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>>101592908
Damn bitch, you got to the point.
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>>101592779
do it faggot
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>>101592594
>he doesn't use trackless google
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>>101585462
did they ever animate that one?
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>>101592594
VM+Tails+google.
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>>101593324
That's a thing?

Is it trustworthy?
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>>101593443
It's a userscript.
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>>101592445
Good Goy
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>>101585972
Thank God for V16
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I've got so many of these
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>>101593628
I kinda wish this was true.
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>>101584431
>No hits found.

Thanks, asshole.
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>>101594267
>never read it
You don't fap to trap too often, do you?
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>>101593777
Oh god, I completely forgot this is from Bambino
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>>101594333
Mostly femdom and I do recognize the artist. I found it, btw.
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>>101594454
I read that whole doujin in their voices
it was hilarious
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>>101594658
I was board so I read a doujin out loud with Inferno Cop like voice acting. It was hilarious
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>>101595772
And you didn't record and put together/ask some other anon to edit together a video?
For shame.
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>>101587616

Of course he does. He dedicates a whole night to perform such acts for beta men and their moderately hot wives.
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>>101595875
It'd be too embarrassing. Sorry.
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>>101590480
http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewforum.php?f=37&sid=197ed5308bf7e5bf91055e0b99e160f6
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>>101596283
>second hand something that was in some one's ass

N
O
P
E
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>>101596283
>buying a used dildo
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>>101585248
sauce?
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>>101596350
>>101596346
You can boil them, /a/nons.
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>>101596410
but you will always know that it was in some randon fat furry's ass
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>>101596410
In what? I'm not putting that in any of my cookware. No way sister.
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>>101596478
This better?
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>>101584775
sauce pleaes
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>>101596589
not hot enough to cleanse them of the idea it was in some one else pooper



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