>fapping to random stuff
>the "girl" actually looks alright so i try it
>my anal pussy is drooling
I laughed so hard I had to close the tab. Do translators do this on purpose for comedy?
That one is full of good lines.
Really, when you look at the Japanese we're really just rolling with what they actually said. I can't be bothered to look up the raws right now, but I bet they said that exactly.
Nope, that is the quality of Cannabis' doujins
>thinking 'my anal pussy' is at all funny
You don't read enough doujin
I've been waiting for this thread.
>he doesn't like asspussy
How do you sleep at night
It's true. The thought of my waifu peeing on me gives me a strange happy feeling.
what the fuck
im seriously done
This one's so hot
Yeah, it's not even a sexual thing.
I just think it would be really meaningful.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
That one isn't even particularly weird.
You mean you finished all over the screen?
>I laughed so hard I had to close the tab.
is this your first time reading this shit
Step up OP
I recognize this
It's just one of those things in Japanese that doesn't translate well to other languages.
Fuck off, neo-/a/
no, the original script usually have anal-manko, oshiri-manko,otoko-manko, etc
manko translates to pussy, so what you have in the end is, analpussy, asspussy, boypussy and so on
japan truely has eclipsed the rest of the world in terms of writing quality
Don't fucking start that shit here.
Does that actually work? I've seen cola kill bacteria and whatnot, so it could probably kill sperm too, right?
>anal pussy is drooling
>the strongest hobbit
why does this amuse me most of all?
I wish I could find Katou Jun and Yell at him untill he fineshes anal trans
Man, I really hate when these theads pop up while i'm at work. I have so many of these at home, but I can't contribute.
Tsun mom is always hilarious to me for some reason.
How the hell does that even make sense
I find this funny because ShindoL/Hootch is actually from New York City
>it will never be animated
>or adapted as an occulus rift game
JA JA JA ESTÁS USANDO EL INTERNET
>no avatar trans oculus rift game
dont make me sad, anon
Yep, that's enough for me... thanks man.
>occulus rift game where you experience the pleasure of being fucked inside
sauce on this one?
>this has happened to me three times and each time the little girl was hideous and smelled like burning poop
>mfw I read all of Obama's lines in his voice
and people say indian porn is bad
>not wearing a burqa
What a slut
No documentation of the soft drink's spermicidal capabilities was found, so Dr. Sharee Umpierre and two colleagues decided to test Coke in some of its various formulations in their lab. They found that Diet Coke was a most effective spermicide and the original formula Coke was also quite effective, five times more so than the reformulated "new" Coke. "Although not recommended for postcoital contraception, partly because sperm can be found in the oviducts within minutes after intercourse, Coca-Cola products do appear to have a spermicidal effect," the researchers said in a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine. "Furthermore, our data indicate that at least in the area of spermicidal effect, 'Classic' Coke is it."
At the same time, they warned against the use of soft drinks of any kind as douches after intercourse to prevent pregnancy. While there are differences among soft drinks, all fail as effective contraceptives, the researchers noted.
Coca-Cola saw little humor in the Harvard project. A spokesman said the company hadn't seen the new report, but "our position is we do not promote any of our products for any medical use."
However, other researchers were unable to verify these results in later experiments. Subsequent trials performed by medical researchers in Taiwan (using several varities of both Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola) led them to the opposite conclusion, that "cola has little if any spermicidal effect":
The inhibitory effect of Old Coke, caffeine-free New Coke, New Coke, Diet Coke and Pepsi-Cola on human sperm motility was studied with a trans-membrane migration method. None of them could decrease sperm motility to less than 70% of control within one hour. A previous study which claimed a marked variation of spermicidal potencies among different formulations of Coca-Cola could not be confirmed. Even if cola has a spermicidal effect, its potency is relatively weak as compared with other well-known spermicidal agents.
It might just be poorly translated, they're probably saying normal healthy christian things...
Fapped to this yesterday, I hate scat but luckily it was at the end and censored. I think half the reason I read doujinshi is to enjoy the funny dialogue.
Sperm are a fragile thing. Spit posses a problem for the poor fuckers. if not for the fact that there're billions of them they'd never do anything.
So yeah, cola should kill at least a few.
It's a cannabis doujin, they're all like this.
There's a Rider x Waver one which has "MY INSIDES ARE BEING CONQUERED BY HIS COCK" in it
sooo...i would really like some source on this.
I want you not to desert, anon
That's a Cannabis doujin, so that's probably a literal translation.
I still don't get why cropped are images such a bitch to find source for.
I still don't get why posts are bad english such a bitch to read.
now I have to fap again
10/10 would fap
You are too new OP.
Wait huh? Isn't it just "ketsumanko" which is literally "asspussy"?
How exactly does that not translate well?
Katou Jun is one of the absolute best hentai creators.
It would be nice if all the cropped images had the source in the filename, but a lot are probably just reposts people saved.
People will still ask for source, even if its in the filename though, so I guess it can't be helped.
english isn't your first language, is it?
I have some bad news for you. >>101586799 was, in fact, incorrect English.
I'll take that as a no
>Dio in part 6
sure it is, my chinese cartoon porn comics would never lie to me
Don't you mean TOLBERONE?
I'll take that as a "I'm literally retarded"
no need to get all autistic over a typo. the sekrit klub doesn't care about how hard you try to fit in
>I don't get why cropped are images
Wow stop posting any time
I wonder if Bill Clinton enjoys NTR.
all this damage control.
why don't you go back to wherever you came from.
Nobody wants to see your shitposting. Get out if you can't do anything but drag down the board's quality.
What's this from?
Shamlessly asking for sauce.
You're a fine one to talk.
Why don't you all do us a favour and get out
Ojou-sama ga Miteru by Kiyoshirou Inoue,
does cannabis smoke pot?
I swear I'll end up taking a dick just to see if it's really as good as the doujis say
such a fluffy manga
I liked this manga. Even when the trap stopped being a trap, the MC still accepted and loved him.
Please kill yourself.
>Junji reaction pic
>not enjoying one-liner threads
I don't get the ending, at all.
just buy a dildo and let it be on hot water for a few hours
Which one is this from?
THAT IS OF GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT
Not that anon, but.
>tried hairbrush handle
>nothing does it for me
Maybe my prostate is just broken. I don't want to go out and spend money on a sex toy.
Cannabis is the master of samefaces and same-expressions. Seriously, EVERY SINGLE TRAP in his doujinshi makes the same fucking face when getting pounded. Ash Wing is ten thousand times better.
His cock is part of the first production run of AKs chambered in 7.62 Soviet?
That's very unlikely.
The key is to not fap for a few days before.
Prostate gets all huge and pouffy.
I know this one
dat cow girl tho
Wiggle it around against the walls, that's what I did at the start and it feels so good I bit my own lip till it bled
Well fuck that. I fap like 3-5 times a day.
that was hilarious
>not waiting so you become all hot and bothered by the sight of something thick to put in your ass
do you even anal?
You should, its great
> Do translators do this on purpose for comedy
Sometimes we do it because it's literally translated that way. Other times we do it because we're bored as shit of the dialogue being A A A A A over and over.
Honestly it's pretty much impossible to translate japanese sex dialogue because they like using different words for expressing pleasure and that kind of shit. Like, you won't see a western woman screaming "OH IT FEELS GOOOOOOOD, IT FEELS GOOOOOOD!" or "IT'S NO GOD, NO GOD!"
*No good, no good
They were all 7.62 until AK-74.
>IT'S NO GOD, NO GOD!
>never seen a woman fucked into an atheist
>IT'S NO GOD, NO GOD
Richard Dawkins doujin?
I hate to ask, but sauce?
Baka test doujin?
I'm aware of that. The AK-47 is the first production line of 7.62 AKs, the following were AKMs
I might buy a dragon dildo one day because all that ribbing makes it look like an amazing anal toy
I am now imagining a girl pissing on a boy, and the boy making a face as if enlightenment has hit him.
because they are designed as anal toys anon
dont kid yourself thinking they were made to be shoved into pussies
Oh of course I'm aware of this, that's why they look like they'd be great up the ass.
according to most people, they are
too bad they are crazy expensive
Anyone else do this?
Do you know of any other toys that'd be great up the ass, but cheaper?
I think that's because they're individually crafted instead of mass produced. They also take up to a month or over to arrive.
I read those lines in Snoop Dogg's voice.
It was weird.
like 30 bucks
I saved a good one recently from a hentai I read, but I can't find it, so have this instead.
It feels best going in and out for me. So I like something really ribbed
they are silicon dip anon, they are made exactly like any other dildo
its the ribs that make the difference
they take that long because you can choose the color and rigidness of the silicone, but I think one month is just for the XL sizes
One time I read hentai and it suddenly gave me safe sex advice.
>"IT'S NO GOD, NO GOD!"
Spelling error or not, you got me anon.
look for anal dildos then, or some anal beads
I had to use Vista at the computer lab today...I feel so dirty.
A freedom hater
I feel sorry for you.
Wait till you have to use Vista Starter edition
Oh god, the dirt wont wash away
I really should make this into a banner
This was not ok and you should know it.
>>TFW Vista Starter is the only release version of Windows I've never used
Guess I dodged a bullet there
NOOOOO! Then my post would be there for everyone to see! It's so embarrassing
>he hasn't read Sundome
No need to imagine.
3 windows only anon
THREE WINDOWS ONLY!
I prefer this one
IT WAS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
...those monsters. How can a company hate a customer so much?
*Metro not replaced as main start option until Windows 9
Oh, now I understand
Just let me fuck your ass already, you obviously want it
I like metro
It really is true, when I was a kid I managed to suck my own dick, it was pretty disappointing, but I'll never forget that amazing feeling of what a dick feels like on a tongue.
I never used it, I was making a joke about the "Don't watch an anime called boku" copypasta.
Please no. I don't want to be fucked in the ass
Or gangraped in an alley by a bunch of faceless men with big dicks
Then i'll just suck your dick then....jeez way to be picky
wait a minute
Is he impregnating the fetus inside the already pregnant woman?
Might I say this:
I just read your conversation and am now majorly tempted to insert certain objects in certain orifices in a way I never before have experienced
B-but I don't want to be the only one who gets pleasure, let me suck yours too!
I liked it as well, I also liked megablocks but I don't pull them out when I'm doing serious work at 3AM |either|
>Not slapping "YooooooooooooOOOOOoooooo!" on it five times
What am I a damned psychic?!
>tfw best friend you're in love with doesn't want to play a game of pretend
When I was underage b&, I made a toy for myself. I taped a bunch of small superballs together with electrical tape and used a flashlight case for the handle, it was an amazing toy, make sure you use condoms though.
the true hell
If you really want to then I guess I can't say no
Good good, it only gets better from here on out
I'm not gay /a/. I just think dicks look better than vaginas. And that they'd be more fun to play with, like stroking and licking and sucking dicks seems like a lot more fun. I can see myself doing those things, but I can't see myself getting attached to another guy. I'm not gay
3D traps will never look good, no matter how hard you try.
damn shame it is.
And would you be so kind as to let me know of the girth of this?
The tape thing makes me cum buckets every time, I wonder if that would work on a real girl
>3D people will never look good, no matter how hard you try.
It's a shame 3D ass feels so good and 3D dick tastes so great
I didn't use the flashlight case as the toy, it was the handle, I had three small bouncy balls, a golf ball and an oversized superball to prevent it from going in too far.
This guy should so much draw shonens.
It's just so that you can self insert more vividly when fapping to your cartoons
What about it?
I'd give it a good 8 or 7 out of ten.
>he now have D sized cups
it looks hideous
What low standards
Why? Gross. Dropped
I have. Why do I not remember such scene? Time for a reread, I guess.
See you in 3 days, anon.
>my anal pussy is drooling
so is like his anus leaking or something?
3DPD rating scale is much less rigorous than 2D perfection scale
His boyfriend has shit taste, thats why
he was great at Bs
Only XP users knew solace from such reckless evil
Physical looks aside, it's a mentally unstable freak.
Transfaggots are never fun or good to be around
Or users of any other operating system ever.
Fuck, all the faggotry in this thread is rubbing off on me. I just considered sticking my finger up my ass for the first time in my life.
Fuck you, /a/.
Damn it I don't recall what I was reading/watching, but I burst out laughing mid-ejaculation and couldn't stop a few days ago, it was near the very end of the hentai/doujin, I was doing my best holding it in and then they went one step further.
I wish I recalled what it was, but my memory is retarded.
That's not good, you have to clean yourself out first.
that's a legitimately good line considering hte expression
For fuck's sake /a/, I used to be straight before I came here.
>already at this stage
You fucking ruined me /a/.
You are one of us now.
>not liking traps
You gay or something?
the artist is still an 11/10
I'm still straight. I win.
I just like dicks. Gays grow attachment to those of the same sex
tracks your browsing habits and sells it to foreign corporations
don't be a dick
Do it faggot
Being this bootyblasted.
But I do now anon.
He doesn't even sound like he's ever used a Gnu plus Linux distro. And if he's so incompetent to not be able to install something like mint, that's kind of embarrassing. The distros he was complaining about sound like Arch or Gentoo
Fuck... don't teach me how to do it. I don't want to do it.
Are you a virgin?
Then you are not even hetero yet.
>had sex with someone from the opposite sex
>had sex with someone from the same sex
>had sex with both
>had sex with neither
>all that shitty Indian "aunty" porn
This is not how it works.
>It's perfectly normal for girls to suck cocks
I find it weird how remarkable not weird Japan's sex culture is. They have extremely degenerate porn readily available, yet the men expect their gfs to be pure virgins while the women are golddigging sluts... just like us. It's the familiarity that makes the differences weirder.
MSM is just how sociologists rationalize their hazing days.
Oh yes, start this shit again
>Shilling your favorite distro
I swap between Win/OSX/GNU-Lin every six months, he's quite correct. The visual analogy of the Clingy MPDG that punches you in the stomach every so often is far too appropriate.
The day you have to re-code a driver to make a printer work |properly| with your distro and not shit out streaks of ink hours before you need to submit that work: Your honeymoon with GNU-LIN will end
Damn bitch, you got to the point.
do it faggot
>he doesn't use trackless google
did they ever animate that one?
That's a thing?
Is it trustworthy?
It's a userscript.
Thank God for V16
I've got so many of these
I kinda wish this was true.
>No hits found.
>never read it
You don't fap to trap too often, do you?
Oh god, I completely forgot this is from Bambino
Mostly femdom and I do recognize the artist. I found it, btw.
I read that whole doujin in their voices
it was hilarious
I was board so I read a doujin out loud with Inferno Cop like voice acting. It was hilarious
And you didn't record and put together/ask some other anon to edit together a video?
Of course he does. He dedicates a whole night to perform such acts for beta men and their moderately hot wives.
It'd be too embarrassing. Sorry.
>second hand something that was in some one's ass
>buying a used dildo
You can boil them, /a/nons.
but you will always know that it was in some randon fat furry's ass
In what? I'm not putting that in any of my cookware. No way sister.
not hot enough to cleanse them of the idea it was in some one else pooper