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>two cute lolis will never desperately try to marry you

Loli thread?
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Yukinari is such a faggot. If I were him I'd never want to leave Seiren, I'd become the towns semen dispenser.
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Why are there age limits? why can't i marry a 12-year old? Helen of Troy was 12. Juliet and Cleopatra were still teenagers when they became famous. Most heroines of classic novels and poems were underage by today's laws. Medical studies show that the best age for a woman to have children is between 15 and 25 (lowest chances of miscarriage, of birth defects and, last but not least, of the woman dying while giving birth); while the worst age is after the mid 30s. And the younger you are, the more likely you are to cement a real friendship with your children; the older you are, the more likely that the "generational gap" will hurt your children's psychology. Therefore it is much more natural to have a child at 16 than at 40. In countless countries of the world women have their first child at a very young age, and stop having children at a relatively young age. Nonetheless, in the USA it is illegal to have sex before 18 (but, note, only if the partner is over 18, which is like saying that it is ok to rob a bank if you are a banker), while it is perfectly legal to get pregnant at 40 or (thanks to medical progress) even at 70.
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>>101580501
I just finished the rest of the episode and I noticed that too. Does he stay in Earth for the rest of the 24 ep and get his ass handed to him by bitches?
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>>101580964
Yep. They go to Seiren in the final episode though.
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>>101580522
>Thanks christianity
>thanks Obama
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>>101580522
>Nonetheless, in the USA it is illegal to have sex before 18
Retard, it varies from state to state. I know that and I don't even fucking live there.
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>>101580522
>it is illegal to have sex before 18
No it itsn't. It's illegal to have sex with someone under 18. Fucking the 18 year old is illegal, not being fucked as an 18 year old.
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Lolis are miracles of the universe. Loli thread.
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>>101580522
It's kinda weird how the gays managed to achieve all their goals of their agenda in the 70's, but the pedos nothing, on the contrary, you have shows like "to catch a predator" that vilifies them even more. The gays basically just broke through when they managed to get gayness declared normal and not a mental illness anymore, though it's practically the same as pedos.
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>>101587904
But anon, the difference is MUH CHILDREN
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>marrying lolis
>not being caring uncle
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>>101588030
Gays should be treated as children. They have a mental illness that makes them unable to make a sound decision in regards to sexual intercourse - just like children. Or other mentally incapable persons.
While children after puberty are super fine to have sex with, it's logical, as the anon in >>101580522 ranted.
Prepubescent lolis, however, is kinda taking it a bit too far, maybe.
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>>101588249
That's where your wrong. Not all loli lovers want to marry lolis or even have sex with them. Some simply want cuddles, affection, and to give them headpats and chocolate.
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>This thread
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>>101588313
But anon, children can legally have sex with each other, and pedophilia is a mental illnes so...
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>>101580344
>marrying a loli
Why, they'll just grow into old hags.
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>>101588909
You know those "your loli STINKS, /a/! You need to wash her right now!" threads? Those are actually reminders to bathe your loli in a fountain of youth. You DO have one, right?
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>>101589122
Where do you get them from?
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>>101587904
>>101588313
>thisisbaityoufuckingretardsdonotreply.jpg
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>>101589189
Lolis or fountains?

Fountains of youth are everywhere, you're just not looking hard enough.

2D lolis appear to you by magic. They only show themselves to those of the 3D world that they deem worthy. As you know from the imagefag who frequents these threads, loli should be 2D only and you should leave 3D ones alone if you have any sort of sexual thoughts about them.

As for the smell part, lolis produce a natural, unpleasant odor at times. This signifies that they a.) need to be bathed in a fountain of youth or b.) they sense one of their natural predators, faceless dudes and fat old men, nearby, and use the scent as a deterrent. Bathe them frequently and keep them away from danger, and you'll be fine. Unless you feed them certain foods, in which case that has nothing to do with their natural loli scent and more to do with their digestive system.
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>>101589644
>loli should be 2D only
What about 1D or 4D lolis?
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>>101589764
1D is fine, but it can be hard to tell what's loli and what's not because everything is so flat. Don't even think about having your way with a 4D loli unless you want the dimensional beast to erase your existence.
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>>101589644
I can't find these magical fountains. How do you look for them?



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