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There is a new Hol grail war, and you are a Master. Your servan will be the MC of the last anime/manga you watch: how fucked are you?
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Arajin
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>Prisma Ilya
This is looking really well, I guess I don't have to use my Servant Strengthening Device after all.
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Grails are sooooooooooo~ last millenium.

Holy can or GTFO.
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Last thing i watched was kurokos baskedball.

Should I summon him as a caster or archer?
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>>101579051
Hopefully, it is an imperfect summon, and she needs a mana transfer from you.
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>Hol grail war
>servan

I SUMMON THEE SEKI, HEED MY CALLING UNDER THE CLASS OF BOREDOM. BECOME MY SERVAN OF THE HOL GRAIL WAR.
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>Dr. Tenma

Can you withdraw from the holy grail war or is attendance mandatory?
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pic related.

Not sure if fucked or not.
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A better question:
>You just summoned a Lancer-class servant for the holy grail war, how do you proceed?
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>>101579124
Assassin.
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>>101579140
Nigga is a 100% Caster with heavy focus on artifact creation. Lend him your dads shed and he will build you your own HG.
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Caster?

And he could make a good bro.
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i think i will do just fine
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The last thing I read was the F/SN visual novel.

I'm rereading it, but I'm only in the Fate route so I guess I get that Shirou...
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>>101579140
This.
Considering his expertise in everything he could probably beat every servant using their own class (e.g beat lancer with a staff).
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>Katanagatari episode 2.

Do I win this war?
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>>101579495
You're getting Arcer dude.
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>>101579448
Can a sword itself be Saber?
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>>101579535
Hell yeah, I'm winning this thing then.
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>>101579528
Wow, that was the same exact episode I watched. #spooky
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>>101578957

Kaiji.

I win the Holy Grail War. Then we decide to gamble our wish and end up blowing up the universe.
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>>101579140
>>101579535
He is a pretty strong opponent.

A seki kun Caster will probably wreck the shit out of you.
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>>101578957
This can only end well
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>Alibaba of Balbadd

Pretty sure I would win since he'll just cry and make all the other servants reconsider their lives.
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>>101579214
sit in a corner, cry and hope i guess...
Or try to run as far as you can, but as far as i know you cant outrun bad luck.

on topic:
im probably fucked...
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>Bean Sprout
Yeah, I'm pretty boned.
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>>101578957
I just finished season one of darker than black. I'm pretty okay
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>>101579214
Spend a Command spell to get Lancer to kill himself and immediately try to summon an actually decent servant.
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>inari, konkon

useless shapeshifter

I'm dead
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Gintoki has plot armor like no other

>implying I have anything to worry about
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And on that day, everyone died.
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>>101579214
Hide my waifu.
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>>101579902
Haruto is the Protagonist of VVV, you're fucked
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>>101579214
Have sex with him.
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>A certain scientific Accelerator.

I win.
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>>101579934
OK then I pick Haruto as a Rider class.
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it has a manga
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This is actually plausible since she's physically strong
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>Index Movie
I guess my Servant has a Noble Phantasm that destroys him, the Grail and most likely the Throne of Heroes itself and he can't turn it off.
The movie was shit by the way.
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>watched random anime playlist
>jinrui, jojo, and endless eight

What now? I can't even remember which one I watched last!
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>>101579976

Have fun trying to control him
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>hidamari
I got to live some pleasant days with Yuno. Not much though.
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Completely and utterly fucked, captain.
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>>101580025 (Me)
>>101579976

That's gonna be fun...
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>>101580051
>Command spell: You must do everything I want
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>>101580091
Congratulations, you won an Avenger!
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I'll get the greatest hero of our modern time!
SAMURAI FLAMENCO!
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He'd most likely be summoned as Assassin. Hopefully he has Sekki.
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>Nobunagun
Fuck, I got Berserker.
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>>101580205
His luck just asks for Lancer class.
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Was watching Hamatora.
What class does Nice count as?
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>Cowboy Bebop
>Spike
Neat
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>>101580307
Archer, because he's ridiculously powerful and doesn't actually use ranged weapons.
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What class?
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I'm probably going to win. Can't see anyone being strong enough to fuck with Ichigo. He'd probably be Saber or Archer.
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>>101580142
That's not how it works
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Does he classify as Archer or Rider? Anyway I'm fine.
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>>101580142

Worst possible Command Spell ever.
A top tier magus using their full magical potential to enforce it allows you to greatly annoy your servant at best. (Rin's order forces Archer's stats down a rank when he disobeys, but he still can do so.)
A medium or low tier magus wastes their command spell entirely.
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>>101580142
That's not how Command Spells work. Rin did it to Archer and he still deserted halfway through in UBW.
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>>101580200
He'd probably be Rider or Lancer.
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>>101580362
>AnimeGirl10129
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>>101579840
Don't forget what happened to Kotomine.
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I think we're gonna have fun.
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>>101579713
we'll give you silver crow at least
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I'm good.
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why the fuck did I decide to rewatch evangelion with my friend who hadn't seen it

what would shinji's NP be anyway? Unit 01? How would he fight without it?
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>>101580025
>the movie was shit by the way

Faggot confirmed
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>>101580441
Archer?
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>>101580441
The real Oda Nobunaga would be a really funny Servant. It's weird they didn't allready use him previously.
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Well, a Butler is a servant, and Hayate IS a Combat Butler.

This might work... Right?
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Might work out
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>>101580429
Yeah man. That's totally me. Got a problem?
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>>101580554

Would he be Archer?
Was thinking Rider myself.
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>>101579214
Use the Servant Strengthening Device
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>>101578957
Lucy is the MC of Fairy Tail, right?

>My Servant summons Servants
I suppose that might be a good Caster
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I don't know
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>>101580554
>>101580598
Depending on where the anime goes, he could end up being Berserker.
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>Carnival Phantasm EX Season

So... Who do I get?
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>>101580598
He sniped a lot of mech pilots in their cockpits with a bow, surely he is an Archer.
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>summons the Touman
>Touman negates himself
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>>101580358
That would only work as berserker.
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>Saki Asamiya

Dunno if a delinquent has any chances there.
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>watching a french parody of Fairy Tail
>MC is completely useless
>can't lose because nakamas can't die
>win after several asspulls and a couple deus ex machinae
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Shiroe as Caster. Can I servant strengthening device him and get Naostugu as beserker or saber or Akatsuki as Assassin.
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>>101580820

I guess it was obvious. I would've liked keeping her sanity though.
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>>101580441
Guess who became a servant in the new Kohaku-Ace!
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>>101580663
He would be Caster as long as a lot of people are convinced he has those powers before he dies.
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>Aria

Akari as Rider. Happiness and pacifism NP.

I probably don't win, but neither does anyone else that comes at me directly.

So I'd probably get sniped or something.
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>>101578957
Gon from Hünter X Hünter.
I think I will manage.
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>Sailor Moon
I think I'm alright.
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Yagami Light. I guess he's Assassin? Eitherway I'd say I'm fucked if he can't grab the names of the Servants or Masters.
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>>101578957
Would his power level be linked to the latest Novel, Manga chapter or just latest Anime level?
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>>101578957
Do Light Novels count?
Issei then, maybe he'd make a decent berserker. I'm only on volume 6 and he'll definitely get some better abilities later on. I've heard he's broken as fuck.
If it has to be animu or manga, then I'd have either Nina Viento or the prince who wants to kill her. Nina would be a great Caster, and the prince a decent Rider.
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>>101579688
Not so fast pal.
Pic related, last thing I watched.
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Ararararagi
not sure... think I'm pretty fucked.
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>Fate/Zero

Uh-Oh, spaghetti-o's
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>>101581178

>prince
>decent

how about no
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>>101580911
>Shiroe
>bad
Just get him to write up some contracts and you're set.
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>Log Horizon

Pretty good odds. I'm sure Shiroe could scheme up something.
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>>101581273
He'd be grail boosted, and a plane would be a great asset in the grail war.
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>>101581257
>Not wanting Kerry as your servant
>Not wanting Broskander as you servant
Leave the premises
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Excellent, I get Yakou as a Caster.
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>>101581297
Shiroe is a support type. I would rather have Rudypoo if it has to be Caster. Otherwise, I want Krusty, Akatsuki, Issac, Noatsugo, etc.
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>>101580977
>Nobunaga is now a girl that uses a rifle.
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>Hibiki
I won it.
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....I got angra Mainyu
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Casters are always the best waifus/husbandos, and he'd uphold this tradition.
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Can they at least get the spider tonk and be rider?
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I'll be fine
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>>101581178
>maybe he'd make a decent berserker.
If we go by latest Volume it would be better if he stay sane so he can do Bilingual and combo Triana and True Queen. He has Ascalon so he can probably be summoned as a Saber.
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>>101581531
Whats with all the Tada Banri today, I've seen him in 5 or so threads
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A Caster is winning the war for once.
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>>101579448
>>101579528
You can't summon a sword as a heroic spirit.
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>>101581626
>Caster
>not summoning him as BASAKAH to use the full power of the Dark Flame Dragon
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>>101581172

>Unlimited BOOSTO Works!
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D-Frag

Can I at least pick the best girl so I can lose happily?
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>>101581531
NOBODY LIKES YOU GHOST BANRI GO AWAY
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>>101581778
He's basically the corruption of the HG

Why did I watch GT
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Matoi Ryuuko as Saber, let's do this
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>>101581742
Takao is strong, you will be okay.
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>>101580640
>implying she won't lose her keys like a retard on the first fight
enjoy hiding in horlogium for the rest of your life
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>>101581471
Isn't bakatora MC though?
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>>101581824
>Saber
She's clearly Berserker
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>>101581806
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Rider.
Just have to get someone to call him a girl, and I win.
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We'll win this
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>>101581667
You summon togame as caster, she casts schemes and shichika is her np.
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>>101581946
Togame would be Saber with Shichika as her sword.
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>>101581395

But aren't they already taken?
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>>101581854
There's always Urano Meteora
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This'll go fine up to the point where she decides to use AI YO to seize Angra Manyu for herself or something
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>>101578957
Do Visual novels also count? If thats the case Rance with his demon sword is my servant.

Otherwise its alladin from magi.

So either an pervert saber class or OP caster class
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>>101581930
>>101581742
Kamille senpai is cute, are there any doujins of her yet?
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>>101582017
Saber necessitates the highest stats. Togame has the lowest.
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>Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha
I'm not that far into it so I don't know what she's capable of.
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I guess I summon Inuyasha as saber.
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>>101582074
takes ages to cast, uses all her magic, can't even kill a human in one hit
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>>101578957
Aladdin as caster, I guess I should be okay.
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>Onoda as Rider
Welp, I'm fucked.
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I summon Yato as, I don't know.
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>>101582214

I just read demonbane. If VN:s count, I think I'll be pretty gud.
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>>101582416
Well
>Mages in fairy tail
>Normal human durability
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currently watching Mushibugyo, I think I'll be totally fine with Jinbei
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Just read the new bleach, only protagonist in the chapter was Rukia.

Saber waifu here I come.
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Kimi no Iru Machi... at least it seems like I my servant will get best girl at the end
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I get this fucker as saber (or berserker)
The grail is mine.
Dude can cut mountains in half with just a twig, he can counter any power/magic and send it directly back unto its caster.
In other words, he's broken as shit.
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Sakamoto as Assassin. GG.
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If light novels count, this could get quite interesting.

Though of course, we don't really have any fighting power. Welp.
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Guts

Head on battles are my best bet, but I would be highly susceptible to sneak attacks. I'd have to conserve my command spells due to Guts unstable nature, especially if he has his berserk armor with him. If I can find a location that gives me the most protection and forces head on battles I have a chance.
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Counting the ahoge as a sword, I believe Natsuki would be summoned as Saber.
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I'm done
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>Ginko from Mushishi

I'm only on the 4th episode so I'm not sure how well I'd do. I guess he would be summoned as Caster, or maybe Assassin... I really have no clue.

We'd probably get fucked.
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The heroic race survivor from Heroic age anime.

Shhhiieeeet nigger, this gonna be cool.

CHOSEN ONE, I SUMON THEE AS BERSERKER TO OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND UNTIL THE HOLY GRAIL IS IN MY HANDS.
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D-Did I do good?
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I want her to cast sarcasm on my dick instead.
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>>101582782
Won't he negate himself as soon as you summon him?
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>>101582807
is that a FAMAS?
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>Wolf Children
Not sure how this is going to work...
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>>101582915
He shouldn't even be able to be summoned.
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>>101582915

Maybe everything appears except his hand.
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>>101581231
Not really, as much as he'd get his ass kicked, he still wouldn't die, 8/10 would make good meat shield
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Magi - Aladdin
Not at all I'd say.
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>Gintoki

Oh boy. The Shiroyasha himself.

He'd probably be kind of weak compared to the other Heroic Spirits though.
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Summon her as Rider. Her mount would be Gu, the almighty Tanuki of legend.

She solos the war.
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>Kenshiro
>Specifically just at the point where he's unlocked Muso Tensei

What do I win?
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I am saved, and get to live the dream.

#TYBG
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>>101579214
have sex
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>>101582529
Same goes for "servans".
Even if it gets a damage boost as a noble phantasm, it still taker her more than a minute to cast it against Flare.

So unless you're fighting someone else in the thread who watched a show about a quadriplegic, your opponent will just walk to her and snap her neck.
This spell purely relies on the target being retarded enough to curl into a ball and stay still during the whole chant.
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>>101583020
Well that's utterly useless.
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>>101583133
>Illya gets jealous of her
Good luck
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>>101583020
That would be overpowered, unless there's Aleister summoned as Caster, there's no one who would be able to easily defeat Chronozon.
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>>101581872
spoilers
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>>101583034
All that is going to do is delay your death, by a minute.
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>>101578957
my Servant would be Shiroe...
I have glasses too, we can adjust glasses all day long while talking
10/10 servant
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>>101583279
Nah, you just summon Choronzon Touma.
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Well, there's always next year...
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So I guess he would be saber
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>neo getter robo vs shin getter robo
I should do pretty well
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>>101578957
>>D-frag
I doubt shouting would do any good
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>>101582807
Pic related is true MC
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Do I summon him as assassin, archer, caster or berserker?
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I realize Albert would probably be considered the MC but seeing as it would result in an instant loss, that is kinda boring.

The Count would probably be summoned as Assassin, but Saber (or Rider, with his mecha...) might work too. Assassin would definitely be the best fit. We'd wreck shit.
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>>101578957
Oh, great. The MC from Yahari Ore no Seishun Love.

So great.
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I think I got this
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>>101583446
He wouldn't be bad though if he comes with the time leap/Dmail.
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>>101583502
In the manga he unlocks his Ougi, the mighty Vertical Jump!!
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>>101583575
Looks like you got your hands on an Avenger.
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Seems an assassin will finally win a war straight up.

>>101583446
>Imp-lying the war happens every year
>tumblr.jpg

You deserve your fate
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>>101583466
fuck , forgot to post class
obviously , Rider
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>>101583579

Nice!
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>>101583398
Well shit, I'll have that as a Berserker.
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>>101583575
Batman is too stronk, pick someone else.
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>>101583579
Nice servant there.
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>>101583559
I don't know why but he feels like a Lancer to me
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>>101583684
You are acting as if It could be held back by a command spell.
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>>101583272
Yeah but Saber takes even longer to cast Caliburn
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Its as good as mine, other servants are you even trying?
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>>101583559
Easily Assassin
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>>101583771
B-But there's no Tsukihime anime!
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>>101582214
>>101582419
>>101583049
I am glad people know who the true MC is.
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I think I'd do pretty well. Until Griffith gets summoned as archer.
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>>101583889
VN, m8.
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Caster
Unlimited fairy works

and cakes

among other things
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>Kamijou

How the fuck even
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>>101583935
>Archer
>not Rider
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I'll be fine if he pilots Double X.
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>>101579495
Same.
I just finished UBW last night, I think I could win.
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>>101583771

>Let's slip his identity
>Fabled Weakness
>Gets Beaten by a chair
You've met with a terrible fate, havn't you...
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>>101584123
Are they using the chairs as b8 to back stab him while he's going insane? He won that match very decisively.
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Ore-man.
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Eren Jaeger as... Berserker?
I have a feeling that becoming a giant rampaging monster is a bad idea in a fight against heroes, though, as heroes become heroes by slaying giant rampaging monsters. But the regeneration advantage would be quite effective.. if any servant brings an anti-fortress (or large enough anti-army, even) NP to bear, though, I basically lose instantly.

In other news, fine ass to distract you from my poor taste in manga.
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>>101584211
>He never read the VN

It's spelled out quite clearly that he got the chair by surprise
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Not bad.
Caster, I'd guess.
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>>101584315
>by surprise
Are you insane? The chair moved out of its way to stub his toe!!! What happened afterwards was the most one-sided massacre I've ever read.
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>>101584317
Shit I feel sorry for you, half the time he will be complaining.
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>>101578957
>The Pilot's Love Song
[spoilers]I'll go out and assume I get NINA VIENTO. Who according to her legend has total control over the wind. Could be worse, I guess. At least I can have her dolled up as Claire and hide out most of the HGW.[/spoiler:lit]
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>Phi Brain
Do Kaito's bullshit asspulls work outside of puzzles?
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>>101578957
Does he atleast get to use his TSF...
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>>101583746
Lucy gets interrupted after 1:20 of incantation during the magic games, and successfully casts it in 35s against Angel.

Saber takes 1:27 to use Excalibur in F/Z, but less than five seconds in FSN (not counting the whole unsheathing part).
(I can't find a video of her using caliburn, and I only remember her using it when Shirou projects it in the VN)
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>Gon
Me and my berserker got this
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>>101578957
What do you think, would she make a good Saber?
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>>101578957
it feels like cheating
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>>101578957
>Boku Girl
Im fucked. I hope that the Trickster will at least help my servant so that I don't get butchered in the first night.

>>101579214
Go with him to the nearest irish pub and get wasted, then let Assassin kill me in my drunken stupor.
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>>101584704
She certainly looks like a saibah.
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>>101583746
>>101584683

Excalibur can be casted in about a second.
See: its use vs. Alexander in Fate/Zero, both times used against Medusa in F/SN. (Poor Riders.)
The charge up time is only for a larger area of effect (see: Fate/Hollow Ataraxia).
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>>101578957
I'm fine.
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>Joshiraku
Can I get Glasses? If so I think I can hold my own.
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>>101584719
He's just a Caster with a high charisma rank

He has almost no power whatsoever, but he can read people and analyze how to either deal with them or get them on his side.

Kind of like Anderson in CCC except without the... actually that's about spot on for the most part. Anderson mentions in a straight fight that of course he has no chance, but with a bit of planning he can create a small miracle.
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>>101584810
It's mentioned that Rider could have potentially bridged the gap with the full might of his chariot, but at the last second he bailed out rather than finding out because he put priority on Waver's life.

The meaning behind this statement is partially how it's noted the time it takes to charge it in that exert if I recall in conjunction with the space he had to move.
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Buddha or Jesus from Saint Oniisan.

GGWP
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>>101584719
Isn't his divinity too high to summon him?
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>>101584905
Translation when.
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Chaos;Head...alright, even if I don't win I might be able to take some people with me.
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>D-Frag!

Fuck Kazama, I'm picking Roka. Or Takao
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What do I win?
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>>101584539
Well if he is from Alternative then...
He may carry the phenomenon of 70% of Humanity being erased, the only way to stop it is to win the war. Angry Mainyu is the main catalyst for that phenomenon and basically produce shadow BETA. Your suffering is just starting.
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>>101578957
Saitama
Have to think of a wish
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>>101585013

There's a lot of maybes in Type-Moon. Either way, when you're in a heroic spirit chariot charge, the difference would be much less than a second.
Especially compared to Medusa's Pegasus, blasting around at 500 km/h.
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>>101578957
does doujin count? coz i just done rereading this
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>>101585086

Shouldn't it be

>unlimited delusion works
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I think I'm good, actually.
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>Yawara from Yawara!

Maybe good?
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>>101578957
>Buddy complex
Fuck. If he can't connective dio it's all over.
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>Eva

Time for those autistic Eva 01 vs Saber arguments again.
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>>101586318

What if he connects with you?
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I got Ryuko. If I summoned her as Saber, would her scissor blade get an ability to negate magical armor?
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>"what the fuck did I last watch...?"
>recent files
>DMC
everyone else just go home.
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>>101586381
>Implying I have any sort of skills to give him
I guess he could masturbate.
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>pic related
Not bad?
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>Last manga I read
>Nukoduke

At least it will be fucking adorable before I lose.
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Got done reading the second chapter of the kill la kill manga so
Ryuko
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I don't know, who the fuck is the MC from Shiki?
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ill be fine
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>Stopman

Aww yeah
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>>101586644

Monk and Doctor
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>>101586705
>Stopman
pls no
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If this counts, I'm beyond fucked.
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>>101586885

What the Christ?
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Ararararararagi as a servant?

2ez.
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>>101586705
You can only beat female servans, so no hol grail for you.
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Akemi Homura, Homucifer-mode. ...Do not know if fucked.
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Not animu.
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>>101582419
yep same. or maybe Alibaba could be considered the MC. He'd be what, saber? actually now that I think about it, anybody from magi would be completely OP.
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I get an average mech pilot who doesn't get to activate his suits gimmick because no Dio. I'm pretty fucked aren't I?
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My only regret is that its not the MC of the last music video i watched
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>>101587065
Wait until Seibah has taken out all the servants then beat her. 2ez.
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>>101587370
>I'm pretty fucked aren't I?

Literally.
>>101586705's gonna kill your servan rape your little girl ass.
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>>101587370
>average mech pilot
Without Dio, he can't really even be considered average.
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Saki from Saki?

She'll destroy everyone and say "The Holy Grail war is tanoshii"
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>>101581667
Well Shirou did became archer.
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>>101587572
Well fuck....
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>>101587889
Shirou isn't a sword.
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>>101581531
nyarlathotep.
unsure if just this one or means all nyarlathoteps.
roll for SAN loss
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>>101583347
Someone told me that natsume was yakou even though I was certain that it was -actually- going to be harutora. I guess this means I was right all along. The show just became 70% more enjoyable.
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>>101583567
avenger
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>>101589148
Dat latest episode mang...
I came
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>>101586885
Rin, it seems we are in the Danger Zone
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I'm more fucked than Casters original Master.
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>>101586522
She can handle Saints decently, so you're not completely screwed. You won't win though, unless she gets a physical boost from getting summoned.
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Well, is going to be Assassin (maybe archer?) for me, and it seems I may have a good chance at winning.
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>Demonbane
I think I might stand a chance. Man, it was a good idea to read that VN when I did.
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Who the fuck do I summon from Baccano?
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>>101590607
Rail Tracer as rider

He's a legendary figure
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>>101578957
> Guts
holy shit. I win fuck you all
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>>101582782
>To aru majutsu no Index
Since you can't summon Touma, you'd probably get Index or Accel.
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Name: Buggy THE Clown
Class: Saver

STR: E
END: E
AGI: B
MAG: n/a
LUC: EX

NP: EX

Personal Skills:

Charisma Rank EX

Counter Hero Rank A

Skills:

Pioneer of the Stars Rank EX

Ultimate One (Primordial One) Rank EX


NP:

Bara Bara no mi (EX): The Bara Bara no Mi is a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that allows the user to be immune to slashing attacks and to be able to split their own body apart into pieces and control the said pieces however they wish, mostly by levitating them away from the user's main body, making the user a Splitting Human

Special Muggy Ball Anti-army (EX): ???
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>>101591529
How do you beat Accelerator?
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>Servant is the last anime I watched
Literal servant.
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>>101593271
With love.
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don't even know what class he would be, but mine is Setsuna F. Seiei.
I'm pretty fucked, unless he has his exia/00 with him then I'm pretty sure I'll live.
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>>101593468
Rider.
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>>101578957
safe as ever

>watching best animu before bed
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>>101593468
Rider. A Gundam would be a NP.
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>>101593468
Get 00 [Qant]
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>>101593468
Also, an ordinary Mobile Suit would require so much energy, that it would be close to true magic to simply turn one on. Forget 00 Raiser, a Zaku I would have trouble activating. You would need to figure out mana consumption in a big way.
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>>101593427
>love incoming
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>>101593589
>>101593468
>>101593514
>>101593537
>>101593671
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I'm fucked, anons
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I'd summon her as Avenger. It's fitting.
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>>101593525
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>>101593671
now that is something did not think of.
that it would be near impossible for him to use his Noble Phantasm (00) because of the amount of mana and strain it would put on me.
I would have to spend most of the war finding a way around that or a good way of feeding setsuna energy
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Caster, I guess.

Also, I win.
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>>101594021
Well, he is a gundam, so maybe he could figure it out.

Or you spend two weeks sticking it in his pooper for one final battle with 00 for one minute.
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>>101594010
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>>101594127
>avoid detection as much as possible
>feed setsuna souls for 2 weeks
>save up as much mana as possible
>have him use NP for a instant and crush all the other remaining servants.
>die from strain
>war over
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>>101593468
It's okay, he IS Gundam so he'll be Saber, in the worst case you can just UNDERSTANDING your way to victory.
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Assassin?
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Last anime I watched was Hellsing Ultimate. I'm pretty ok.
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>>101594706
>UNDERSTANDING your way to victory.
that or he can tip his fedora and proclaim there is no god
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>>101593158
I want super Hamazura as rider
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>>101594853
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On one hand he's a natural born lady killer.

On the other he's a 13 year old boy.

Rider Class I'd presume?
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>>101586885
So Assassin or Archer?
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>>101578957
Considering he's the Prince of Arian, I'd say I'd do pretty well.
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>>101595020
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I'll think of something.

If not, we'll head underground with the rest of the seitokai until Chizuru-sama comes up with a plan.

I want to live
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>>101595025
Same thing as>>101593468

Have fun fucking your shota so that he can pilot his mech.
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>Ragna Blade NP
>Giga Slave NP

Fun times
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>>101595058
>>101595025
>>101593468
Oh, this is going to be fun.
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>>101578957
Berserker?
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>>101595304
Who's autism will reign supreme in the battle of autists?
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>>101595370
the emotions will undoubtedly run high and the reasons for the holy grail war will be put in to desperate question by the servants.
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>>101595036
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>>101590382
A Servant's strength is also determined by how well known s/he is. I'm pretty sure a secretive assassin like Golgo wouldn't be that well known. At least this anon's>>101594826
assassin became a legend.
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>>101595569
Golgo's mere name shakes the world.

No Gary Stu like Golgo has ever been devised, nor will be devised again. Golgo wins.
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Simon as rider..
Here. We. Fucking. GO!
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>>101595370
>autistic
OBJECTION!
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>>101578957
>Shirou

So Archer?

That works well.
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>>101595678
OH GOD NO
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>>101584736
>Go with him to the nearest irish pub and get wasted, then let Assassin kill me in my drunken stupor.

This. Lancer is a bro, despite not being terribly useful.
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>>101588212
But he is multiple swords.
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>>101578957
>>101595569
What do I win?
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>Nobunaga the fool

It was inevitable
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Shiroe as Caster. Well, he's a lot better tactician than I am, so it'd probably work out okay. My problem would be overcoming the very support nature of his spells, but I doubt I'd die immediately.
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>>101578957
>Hai

Sweet. Batman and I can actually win this.
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>>101595821
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>>101595678
His he here to laugh at >>101595666?
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>>101596037
>Hai
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>>101578957
>Little Busters! Refrain
>Riki
If only it was Kyosuke for the CHEAP TRICKS
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>>101578957
I watched a scene from Prisma Illya earlier and she can beat Gilgamesh, so I think I'd probably win.
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>Kino no Tabi
I think she and Hermes can make a decent Rider combo.
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Rider? I guess I could try seduce other servants with her gondola skills.
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>>101587199
>actually now that I think about it, anybody from magi would be completely OP.
Imagine getting sinbad, shit would be over in seconds.
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I'm screwed
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Carnival Phantasm. So either Shirou/Saber. Get fucked.
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A tennis racket is like a sword, right?
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>>101599576
He'd be an AHCHAH! In the same way that David is.
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>>101599527
RANSA was the MC
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Has a manga that was never scanned so still counts. I got a rider, that is 10 other riders...
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>Kara no Kyoukai
>Shiki

I'M WINNING THIS SHIT I'M GONNA WIN THIS SHIT
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>>101600019
She can't even kill servants. You're screwed.
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>>101600042
Yeah but she's a servant if she's summoned as a servant nigga.

JAPANESE KING ARTHUR probably couldn't kill a servant either until she was summoned as one.
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>>101599527
>Shirou/Saber
You mean Neko Arc. But you still win.
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>>101582214
>Rance
>not Lancer

He'd be the only Lancer with good luck too, so your victory would be assured.
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>Tadakuni
I win hands down
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>JoJo

Forget the war, I wanna bro out with Joseph.
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At least I'll be too pleasantly drunk to feel pain when we get curbstomped.
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>>101579214
I don't gimp him and I respect his input as a partner
There, the grail is mine
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>>101599945
ONORE DICKEIDO
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>>101600365
>not Hopper
>>
Touma, he instantly dispells the spooky ghosts.
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>>101600804
>>101600365
>not Bathhouse Owner

With his godlike strategies, the grail war would be easy as pie.
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He would just have to use his geass on everyone. We win.
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>>101600804
>>101600893
>not Jack
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>>101600940
>He uses his Geass on you
And now the Servant has the command seals. You're fucked bro.
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>>101600943
>Jack
>winning anything
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>>101600943
>>101600893
>>101600804
>not Captain
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>>101601008
>not Jack
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>>101600994
Don't worry, I'll just close my eyes when we talk. Victory is assured, I am a genius.
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If manga counts I think I just won the grail.
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>>101600994
Or the Geass would just be A-rank MR'd by Seibah. You're better off with that awfully handy giant robot that comes with him.
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>>101601044
>not Tadakuni
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>>101601141
I have a question.
What would take precedence in the event of facing another Servant?
Would the Geass override the Command Seals?
Would the Command Seals be more powerful than the Geass?
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>>101601172
We've come full circle.
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I just won the war.
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>>101601210
Ruler would appear and magic up a cell phone to call Nasu with.
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PASEJHC SATAN! not fucked at all
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>>101601232
We haven't even mentioned Markovich yet.
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Noble Phantasm: Forever Young
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powerman just became a servant. What do you do?
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>>101580566
>luck: E
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>>101584251
Ore man as saber with charisma rank A. Could work.
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>>101595085
Dude, rank EX charisma with EX luck. Get every female servant summoned to fight on your side.
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>>101578957
>Anime: Jojo Part 2: Battle Tendency
So basically a servant whose fighting skill and deviousness is a combination of Archer and Kiritsugu.

>Manga: Steel Ball Run
Dojya~n.
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>>101600304
Unless you're counting his Hyper Weapon as a Noble Phantasm, he's Saber. Legendary sword Demonic Sword Chaos combined with a level 2 swordsmanship skill means he's pretty much one of the best swordsmen in the world.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNQTQlflYA8

gg
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>>101579214

Be a naturally powerful magus from the start - Capable of raising his horrendous luck stat to a level that doesn't guarantee another horrific death.

Lancers are bros despite their horrendous fates. Bros don't Servant Strengthen or Command Seal their bros.
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Believe it
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>>101582640
>>101591529
>>101583935
>Guts
Question to those who got Guts Saber or Berserker? OF course we know he'd get level D luck any way.

How does it feel to know that this guy would have EX level luck and abilities of both saber and caster.
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>>101579748
Suffer/despair class motherfucker
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>>101609391
>Saber or Berserker
I think that would ultimately depend on the master, and possibly the current status of the war he was summoned into. I think he'd do better as Saber, though. Sort of in the way that he'd lose some of his humanity if he were Berserker.
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>>101605736
Of course his Hyper Weapon is an NP. It's an EX ranked NP against women, but it can't be used against men.
>>
I lose.
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>Masu from House of Five Leaves

Might be the worst Saber ever thought up.
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>>101578957
BITCHES
AIN'T
S
H
I
T
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At least I'll be the winner on an emotional scale.
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>>101609661
Would he still have his Berserker armor as a saber? I could see him not being able to use its full power. Guts wouldn't have that good of a noble phantasm unless his Dragonslayer would get stronger with each servant he slays.
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Archer maybe?
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>>101578957
looool I am fucked. I cant use this bitch for anything.
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>Kamen Rider Spirits

Which one do I get? I really like Stonger, but I'd be fine with any one.
>>
>Monogartari 2

So I'm getting Araragi, and since he and Shinobu are an item she comes along too.

I've actually got a decent shot. Plus, you know, I'd get to hang out with those two so I win no matter what
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i would do a better job than this faggot right here. Even with fucking Nyarlathotep inside his body all it was good for was sacrifice.

>waaah why am I in a holy grail war I wanna go home and not have sex with lovecraftian deities..
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Is there anyone with greater plot armor?
Not only she won't let me die, but will also win the war with friendship and will make Rin and Sakura give me simultaneous blowjob with her power of love.



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