This is going to be reality some day.
> implying I'll reproduce
Some day we all become normalfags /a/non-kun. We kick and scream, trying to sit alone and watch out chinese cartoons, but eventually society corrupts even the best of us.
>getting out of the basement
>having 3D children
>right to left
I love you anon
Speak for yourself.
This is the very reason I became /pol/.
To stop this from happening or , if it's to late, to stop it do something against it.
There will always be closed shells.
>There are people that think /pol/ isn't just satire
I guess that "communities pretending to be idiots will be flooded with idiots thinking they are in good company" thing really is absolute.
I hope it never happens.
No, I will die for doing suicide attack if that happen.
I'd sacrifice 4chan if it was the price for having free internet
Still, it would be like living without your dick because you had to amputate it in order to save your life
You can change more with your life than with your death.
My life isn't making enough impact to the world.
I am not strong enough to make another Enron.
Yesterday I was ran over by a car. While I was on the floor thinking about death a thought flashed on my mind.
>"I should have spent more time on /a/"
I only broke a leg and some ribs, but it made me realize that you're the only girl for me /a/. Even if the internet dies I'll think about you daily until I die.
Damn straight we're the only girl for you.
And don't you ever forget it.
Not sure if it's true, but I love you too, anon.
The day 4chan is gone will be the saddest day.
>invest billions in a project that will turn you into a walking 99999 megagiganiggaton nuclear bomb
>invest remaining billions in a clonation project
>apply first project to yourself and your clone
>fly to Merika, have clone fly to China
>you look normal, no risk of getting caught
>trigger the explosion, erasing both FREEDUMS and zerg from the planet
>literally every problem ever solved
>no more Michael Bay movies
>no more cheap Evangelion-Ninja Turtle crossover knock-offs
Please tell me how this isn't just perfect
If it's happening you should go in the resistance instead of killing yourself and taking maybe 2 "important" people with you, if you really want to do something and you are willing to give your life.
>internet going away
This is one of my greatest fears.
>internet going away
free me from this shithole
But what about my freedoms
>Implying i'll look like Walter
Come on, you don't even need to be /pol/ for this
If you wabt it or not, one day you will go bald
The Sand people will be left unchecked and start talking in huehue
First of all it isn't working.
You don't have billions to spend and if you had, you wouldn't be doing it.
The problem isn't America per se, but the people controlling it. And trust me, these people will be safe from whatever you can even think of doing to them.
China isn't powerful enough to be dangerous for your freedom/the internet.
When 4chan dies several new ones will pop right up, hell, there are already several others.
This isn't anime or manga related though, so you can take your shit elsewhere, like back to >>>/v/
imagine what would happen to all the hikikomoris and NEETs if the internet was shut down
They should do that just to make all that filth suicide
just kidding I am a NEET
With the decline of 4chan's culture, the increasing accessibility of the internet, and the takeover of Web 2.0 with reddit and tumblr, this is already well in the works. We might lead bitter lives one day with 9 to 5 jobs, but that doesn't mean we ever have to give up our hearts. I ran away from the internet and was scared into thinking techology is destroying us, once. All I can tell you from that miserable experience is to never regret the fun times you spent here. You'll grow with time, but that doesn't mean turning your back on what you care about.
>Destroy overlord Moot
>4chan gone forever
>Spend your days on 2chan
You just ruined the rest of the world as well.
Will you tell your grandchildren stories about when you here young and show them some animu?
This is not about 4chan. It's about the internet and the future of the "free world".
This is a real problem and very much Anime/Manga related as it would prevent us from watching/reading it.
>these people will be safe from whatever you can even think of doing to them
Cutting the snake's head off from its body works good, but cutting the snake's body off from its head works wonders too
>China isn't powerful enough
Morto un Papa, se ne fa un altro.
I just realized that of all the communities I was part of I never felt so close to a community, you are my friends I may not know you but I still like you and want to spend time with you.
It really is beautiful, I truly hope that if the day comes this community wont die but migrate to somewhere else because without it I would be alone.
>what is adoption
just kidding I am not even murikan BUT freedom of speech is only amerikan thing I unironically support.
>be at class
>teacher talks about hate on internet
>just as he starts to say we need to stops this
>I lift my hand say MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS MORE IMPORTANT FEELINGS OF OTHERS.
>at that exact moment 50 eagles broke the windows of school
>they are crying
>everyone is crying
>eagles drops us guns and burgers
>eagles start to sing our anthem.
This actually happened. Well expect eagles crying and anthem.
>I may not know you but I still like you and want to spend time with you
I don't like you and please go away
I hate you.
>but cutting the snake's body off from its head works wonders too
You don't realize it.
If you cut of a snakes body, the head will die.
But the parasite controlling it's brain lives on and can go on controlling a new host.
>China isn't powerful enough
If China was trying to take over, most of the world would fight against it, because the people controlling the west don't control China.
And in no case could China's military overpower that of the whole western world.
Oh god this so much. My parents stopped supporting my neet so I had to get a full time job. Life is objectively horrible without 4chan no matter how much money and freedom you have.
wow that was beautiful thank you
Is this just like that doujin that the boy's dick grows when he lies?
>all of this /pol/
There's still hope in /a/.
Y-you too, I just want to watch anime 14 hours a day.
I wont even show my grandchildren my powerlevel.
Not like I will ever have any
stop being tsundere, /a/
Its ok I still like you guys
US has the strongest Navy in the world, which is why it is sitting on top. Furthermore, it would get destroyed in an actual all out war, especially when the NATO and the UN step into the fray. China has shit technology and shit military strength, which is why they have spies everywhere trying to steal information.
All China can do is zerg rush, and that doesn't cut it in modern warfare.
The problem is, that there is no freedom of speech.
If you say certain things, you will be watched, never get a decent job and every "illegal" thing you do will be investigated.
>Year of Our Lord 2000 and 14
>thinking wars and invasions are all about navy, MUH SEALS, army, violence
I literally can't shigdig hard enough
What are they about then friend? Because there's really no other way to invade.
Criticizing anything that has to do with Israel will get you fired.
Wanting actual investigation of the holocaust will get you in fucking prison in some countries.
I use my freedom of speech to call you a baka
What now, baka?!
>tfw I will get in prison for three years if I denie holocaust.
Well, if I were someone in a position of power and wouldn't find that cute, there would be police standing at your door tomorrow, because they "found" some CP on your computer.
You need boats to get over the two largest oceans in the world. China is a land-based military force with poor logistical ability.
They will be unable to put troops on foreign soil if they have to use boats. Their boats would get sunk and their armies would drown with the boats.
Do you seriously believe the Jews will lose in a economic fight against the Chinese?
If this would actually happen, they would just declare war on China and take over all the Chinese companies in the USA.
>Taking over anyone's economy
Are you guys conspiracy theorists from 2008? It's been becoming increasingly clear in these past few years that China can't sustain itself without the consent of other nations.
I remmeber we didn't have electricity for a couple days.
I had to read books and go out having fun with friends.
It was terrible.
>they would just declare war on China and take over all the Chinese companies in the USA
>and proceed to rule the whole world
And that's why we need to atomize both the Commies and the Freedoms
This so much.
There's no way in hell China would be able to take over with economics.
Our economy, government and media is controlled by the Jews and this won't change except if people in the countries themselves do something against it.
you have friends, like real ones?
In the perfect world, Yurop and Japan live on.
Niggers are converted to safari workers, Russians whatever, no one lives in that huge ass tundra.
Thailand also survives for obvious economic/socio-cultural reasons
You would have to vaporize the whole civilized world. Every western country is controlled by the same people, even though, it's way worse in the US.
I had a lot but then I became progressively bored with them and now I can only find peace and self in superior 2D
The chinks don't even need to attack american economics. Right now they are doing a hell of a good job at taking all the jobs.
I don't think so.
Germany, which practically IS Europe, sucks Israels dick balls deep every second of every day, because of MUH HOLOCAST, MUH GUILT!
Italy is a safe haven. Germany is cool too. Britbongs are good to go as well because they're needed as the buttmonkeys of all the jokes, and there's a lot more.
We also need to vaporize the inferior sand niggers, of course, or at least keep them in zoos and reserves or something like that until they evolve to post-erectus levels
Actually, jobs have been moving back to NA in the past 2 years. Companies are starting to realize how China can hurt their TSX/DOW and the economy as a whole.
You just wait for the fallout if obumuh increases the minimum wage.
That's inevitable but it's just one thing.
And when Murica is kill, Israel will also be kill
Not even from /pol/, but you need to educate yourself.
I swear, you guys know nothing about economics/politics but you keep insisting on spreading the China-scare.
>not literally the only sane place on Earth
Please tell me at least that you aren't USA, that would be just embarassing
Not even a /pol/tard, just distrust corporates enough to know how many jobs they will outsource because "muh jobs aren't worth the minimum wage".
I like /v/ version better.
>Germany is cool too
No it isn't. I live here and if I were to say my opinion I would go to prison for the next few years.
They are the bitch of the US.
Maybe, but Mafia rule is almost as bad as Jewish.
>Terrible political relations
>Invasion by sand people
>Only sane place
No. Not even American and even if I was, yurop is still shit.
You mean this one wasn't /v/'s?
No it won't.
They control literally EVERY government to a certain extent.
If Israel would ever be in trouble, they will just demand money from another country.
>Not even a /pol/tard
Then go read a book, since you should know basic forecast techniques result in net losses in the long run for companies that outsource to China even with an increased minimum wage.
But to go back to the original point, no, China isn't taking away jobs as easily as you think it is. Even with China's current power, it's still in a stupid amount of debt from its provinces.
Corporate tax rates may have something to do with that.
germany is still one of the better countries to life in though
But when 75% of world population is radioactive ashes and when the world is nothing but an ocean of rubble and glowing clouds, the only thing that will ensure survival of mankind is culture
Automatically eliminating Merica, Chinks, all kinds of niggers and sand niggers from competition
Sane? Which countries? Don't say Britain/Greece/Germany because you'd just be embarrassing yourself.
I thought that one was an /a/ version. Maybe I am mistaken.
Here is the best version.
Nigger, it was a joke.
Reminder that the best hideout during nuclear war is South America, with the possible exception of Brazil.
I think someting like the south pole is better sicne theres no one
>Wanting actual investigation of the holocaust
You mean photographs and eyewitness reports weren't enough?
>Mafia rule is almost as bad as Jewish.
Oh god. Where are you from? Just so that I know in which country they still believe this children fairytales.
Mafia is a bunch of ignorant inbred brigands organized at low levels, not even comparable to, say, mexican cartels or other forms of organized crime.
The so called "high profile" mafia is nothing but standard businessmen with illicit affairs going on who happen to be Italian and therefore get called "mafia".
Stop believing to this bullshit anon
>le 9gag face
It is, but it's still not acceptable. Take Switzerland for an example of a decent country.
Germany is good for euro standards but that's about it.
Sand niggers aren't part of Europe. They need to be vaporized, as stated earlier. Although they've tainted EU already, it's not nearly half as bad as what the happy merchants have done to USA
Are you saying the Mafia are white collar criminals? Because that's only partially true.
Why so many fucking /pol/ threads in the last few days.
That's the "high tier" part of the "mafia". Yes, they're simply white collar criminals like those in every country.
The low tier mafia is little more than disgusting cavemen who happen to be flashy, rude and messy and who are always spraying bullets and blood everywhere resulting in massive media presence and extremely vivid public opinion like yours.
The times of the parallel nations are long gone
/a/ activated its self healing proces cleaning itself from its cancer
There's tons of photos that were faked.
Most of these were debunked as fabricated.
Hell one of the most cited "eye witnesses" said that a bulled from a guard has gone through his clothes, stopped at his skin and left a mark there, after which he killed the guard with an axe and escaped.
These people made shit up as they've gone.
Here's something to get you into that kind of stuff.
It's pretty short, but it let's some pretty important questions surface.
It's not like we need investigations on the holocaust to know that jews are cancer
Well now that I think about it, it is better than constant trolling and shitposting. Don't overstay your welcome /pol/.
Still, the holocaust and MUH 6 MILLIONS is one of the main reason the public is ok with them slaughtering innocent people.
You. You raise an interesting repetition of integers point
cracked me up
Everyone who got interested in this stuff, please visit /pol/ on a Friday, and lurk the newfag thread.
It will open your eyes on so many things that are wrong in this world and let's you be prepared for when the time comes that you can and should actually change something in the world.
Jews rely on the control of structures. When structures are obliterated, they're nothing more than cheeky, jewnosed, stinky greedy faggots who can't do much more than crying for help and that will ultimately get rekt
The Jews would just set themselves at the top of these cultures again.
What makes you think they wouldn't be able to do the thing they do best, especially in a situation in which the whole world panics.
You realize that most of the people who want the NWO would welcome something like that, right?
You did nothing to disprove my point that there are multiple sides and levels to the Mafia.
But ok, keep acting like you somehow proved me wrong.
What society? There is no peer pressure when you don't meet people.
This thread is getting ridiculous.
How long until muh water fluoridation.
I wasn't disproving it. For the simple reason that you
>Are you saying the Mafia are white collar criminals? Because that's only partially true.
You weren't disproving my point in the first place
The point is that the label "mafia" should be appointed only to the low tier part, unless you want to appoint it to every white collar criminal in the world.
There's really nothing special about Italy's criminality
What is there you are not believing about the NWO?
The people in power want a world government controlled by bankers.
They literally said it themselves.
It's not even a theory.
Yes, completely ridiculous.
Silly /a/non, moot is in Mexico
"We are grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But, the work is now much more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national autodetermination practiced in past centuries."
And what are you going to do about it? Sit in your comfy chair with your kids and nostalgiafagging about good old times? Or travelling the world and meeting your fellow anons, shitposting on their lawns? The future is in your hands.
I chose option 3. Fight against it.
How are bankers going to control people with no money?
>against scholarly reports
The same way they control us now.
If you don't follow us, bad bad things will happen to you. Trust us, we know what is good for you and only act in your best interest.
Real life isn't shonen.
For any anons who want to know a little more about how they are controlling out money/work force.
I like how it evolved from a sentimental "I love you guys im glad I can spend time with you" to a /pol/ NWO thread
Fucking 4chan, just having the thought our ride here will end anytime makes me genuinely sad...It was really the most influential thing in my life even more than my childhood, it made me the man I am, it amazingly gave me a reason to live for, a place to belong, it taught me to be competent and do my best and to strive to be superior, surprisingly it was the reason I got over being NEET and lead a successful life while acknowledging my hobbies and fetishes.
Fuck you faggots, I love you.
It's a metaphorical "destroy the world", uh?
Yes, everything is fine with the world.
Just continue to give us your money and labor for free and obey. It's fine. Everyone does.
If you can't defeat them, join them.
This isn't rocket science guys.
Yeah, /pol/ is cancershit, tell me something new.
No, it's happening! Destruction by overpopulation.
>implying you should do the opposite
I'd rather live in NWO than barbarism and anarchy.
/a/ went to shit long ago
That's not a thing. Protecting the environment and toning down stupid consumerism means our biosphere is able to support more of us. Well, whatever, I know I've already blown most of my chances to be influential on this matter. I want us to go to the stars, but it's not happening if we don't stop being fucking kids.
There's a way without any of these.
I am all for a world government. I think it's the only way mankind can move on and become immortal, but I don't think it should happen under the control of the people with the most money, whose interest doesn't lie in the well being of mankind, but in it's enslavement.
Then get the fuck out or contribute something good.
I don't like /pol/, but it's still better than what this thread is supposed to be.
The thread started /pol/ and ended /pol/.
OP implied something political with his post.
Also, if you would actually visit /pol/ you would know that 90% of posts are about Jews.
Man, how is it that I always come back to /a/?
I might have browsed /b/ and /f/ in years before, but in 2010 you guys prooved to me that you were an excelent source of information, and even after that stopped being a thing, I found myself still coming back for some reason. No matter many more Naruto and Bleach threads I seem to see now, and how many moe shows you guys post about that I don't care about, I still like you guys.
Remember the great surgence of K-ON fans in 2010, and how some of them really loved to make obnoxious posts about how perfect the show was, how some of them even claimed they had never watched anime until they found K-ON? Remember when Satoshi Kon died, and they trolled the thread saying he didn't make moe shows? Remember how they got super depressed that the K-ON manga was ending a day later, like sweet karma? Remember the trip guy Yotsuban and how he managed to piss off so many people?
Disregarding my petty unneeded anger towards past events, remember that trip guy who used to have hallucinations, and he could see Haruhi characters in his house?
Remember that badass named old guy, who asked /a/ for anime recommendations to proove to his son (or was it grandson?) that strike witches was shit, and then he went into hilarious aspects of his life, and /a/ wanted to make him his grandpa?
Fuck, I still remember the time I posted a thread asking if any one of you guys were gonna repick up Higanbana no Saku Yoru Ni because the fansubbing group hadn't given any updates on it in 4 months, and somehow despite noone responding to it the scanlator found it, and posted a big over reaction about it on her blog, because of this stupid double standard that if a scanning group claims a manga, clearly it is theirs, and ONLY theirs to work with because they put so much hard work into it, you know, despite the fact that they don't even have permission from the original author to upload it on the internet to begin with.
Man the memories.
The only reason all "scholarly reports" support the holocaust, is because it's forbidden to not do it.
In some countries you go to prison and in some you just lose your job and get labeled an anti-Semite, but it's not worth it either way.
I-I love you too.
What the fuck did you just say?
So fucking unlikely it's not been worth getting emotional about. I honestly wouldn't miss all of that terrible shit we're supposed be nostalgic about either.
>So fucking unlikely
Read the thread.