>Don't touch me there! If you do it then I'll go crazy!
I don't like people to touch my eyes either.
>Even though you keep resisting your pussy still keeps saying yes
Best girl. Best waifu
Sub cant come soon enough
>Even though It hurts it feels so good.
>I'm getting impregnated!
>Your uterus is sucking my cock on its own
>N-no, don't lick down there! It's dirty!
Can't she go one episode without blushing like a slut?
>I have a cold, please stick a leek in my ass.
>See, your body is being honest
>Stop or you'll impregnate me through my asshole
>My dick is pounding the back of your boy womb!
>even though we're not related by blood
Girls want to have sex
>n-no, don't do that!
>Im going to take your virginity, mom!
Anything involving Wombs. Fucking annoying.
>No no! You're raping it! You're raping my Ear Hole!
>My hips are moving on their own!!!
>T-there's no way that thing will fit!
>Please cum inside me
>If you keep doing that you will impregnate me with triplets
>I-It's not sex!! I'm just using you to masturbate!
>I'm being raped but it feels so good I can't resist
>mfw I can't get off to doujins without ridiculous dialogue
>Forgive me, my future Husband... I gave my first kiss to a penis.
>Your cock feels so much better than my mom's
>When I arrived home I was greeted by an ass coming out of the microwave
>guy takes a pic of the girl's panties
>blackmails her into showing her tits
>takes a pic of her tits
>blackmails her into taking off her panties
>takes pic of her naked
>blackmails her into blowjob
>tapes the blowjob
>blackmails her into having sex
>tapes the sex
>blacksmail her into more sex
>she ends up liking it and becoming a slut
>I'm getting a blowjob from a baby who hasn't begun to grow baby teeth yet
>It's okay if it's just for practice I still love my boyfriend more than anything
>Your smegma is...uhm fphp....delicious
>I can't believe I came in my sister!
I remember that doujin.
Thats pretty hot
Wouldn't happen to know the source would you?
>Playing Eroge! H mo Game mo Kaihatsu Zanmai VN
>That one scene with Iori where she's eating the "DICK CHEESE" from the sweaty MC
What, you don't like that?
>lacrosse club 3
Nice, appreciate it man.
That whole series is Tier.
1-7 is pure gold.
No problem anon.
>Your phimosis cock smells so much its making me dizzy
>You may continue as long as you hold my hand.
>please let me use my pussy to clean off your smegma
this is my fetish
>Take a shit in public.
>Mom, your balls feel so good.
>I'm turning into a girl who will only want to have sex with octopuses!!!
God i fucking love that one, pregnancy/birth plus tentacles is my favorite fetish.
You should read SnU.
Too bad we're 3 chapters behind now I believe
Everyday I check to see if its updated and get crushed every time.
My favorite pussy
I lost my shit. Why are Nips only funny when they make hentai doujinshi?
>Seoul National University
You will have to be more spcific than that.
I just forget about it and go look for other stuff, so it usually it has a new chapter everytime i look.
The image didn't tip you off?
NIPPON IMPOSSIBLE 2
>My hips have wings
>hasn't heard of Saya No Uta
Go download it and play it. Right now. Don't ask questions, just do it. You won't regret it.
>It's true nothing can beat... fucking yourself.
If this is about someone actually fucking himself/herself, then that's relevant to my interests.
Does anyone know the source?
Fuck, i didn't check the archive before posting, forgive the ignorance.
Is it translated? I can only fap to contextualized porn.
wow that really doesn't sound like a lot of fun
Of course it is you retard. Now go. If I tell you anything else I might ruin it for you.
You're impregnating my nipple pussies!
>I'm shitting from my dick nipples!
>I'm coming from farts
>Your ass is sucking in my dick!
Thanks Grannyfag. It looks like to provide us with these pictures you had to go through a lot of shit
I've always been meaning to ask you, /a/.
Which of the following do you prefer?
>you're putting your dick in my shameless (ass)pussy!
What show is this?
Any other way is stupid. Whenever I see /come/coming I wonder where they're going.
>stop, that's the wrong hole!
>not the other way around
>whenever a girl says, "I'm coming"
>say "Ooh yeah, cum all over me."
I did this in highschool, trust me they love it.
only if you're attracted
if an autistic 200kg sperglord with a ponytail and acne tried it he'd be sent to jail
attractive people can get away with anything
my dad says that to me
What if I'm an attractive autistic 200kg sperglord with a ponytail and acne.
>Don't go to school, but go to work in a professional enviroment.
>Co-worker tells me she's coming.
>I tell her to cum over my face.
>She tells HR.
>I have a meeting with HR and my boss.
>I now shitpost on /a/ because I became a NEET.
If you're a 200kg sperglord you have a 200kg hamplanet girlfriend who accepts you
I tell my 200kg hamplanet girlfriend to cum all over my face. She's transexual so she has a dick but I don't mind.
is you retarded
I don't know. Are you?
Couldn't get off to that one if you paid me. Hell even the music was disturbing as fuck.
>not being 24 and fucking all of your coworkers
It's like you don't work in a law office with 3 single late 30s moms horny for young working cock.
>"I love you"
>I love you!
Captcha: clruncu NTRtry
no thank you
N-no! You can't lick there! It's dirty
the girl is a tentacle monster that will change into something else in 1 of the 3 possible endings
/a/ ruined it for me, there's no reason to leave him unspoiled
>If it's with Anon-kun it's okay
>Not a single part on your body is dirty
God, that line is so cheesy but so good
>ora ora ora
Whats the name of this show plz?
W-What the fuck anon
All this is why I only see hentai in a language completely foreign to me and avoid english and spanish translations at all cost.
I want to fap when i watch hentai, not cringe.
>doujin is going good
>boner has reached maximum capacity
>everything is bliss
>suddenly they start shitting on eachother
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
>I want to fap when i watch hentai, not laugh
this shit gets outta hand so quickly.
i wonder where these things spawn from
I like to read translated in my own language because when the dialogue is good my boner pierces the heavens
>I want to fap when i watch hentai, not cringe.
But if you read hentai in a language other than English, you'll be too busy laughing
Pic. Please. I beg of you.
That would make a good title
>every time their mouths start melting
The doujin's current title is pretty good though
>Virgin Sister, Control Your Brother with Your Cock
I can't say I'm surprised by this, but how would you even go about making something like this? Do they call in a bunch of convicted pedophiles to consult? Take samples from discarded middle school gym clothes and do laboratory tests on them? How do they decide if the smell is authentic or not? Are there different varieties?
...I have to see this
She cut off his head, stuck his body's penis through his throat and is french kissing him while licking his dick which sticks out of his mouth as his consciousness fades.
>I'm sorry that your first time has to be with a fat old man
Oh. I doubt that'll get through
It's from Juan Gotoh.
>Do they call in a bunch of convicted pedophiles to consult?
They listen to customer feedback, yes.
all that dialog sounds like it was written on a dare.
fukin' 'ell m8...
meh, too trite nowadays
Aw, poor James
Amy a cute.
80+ page scat doujins aren't usually written on a dare
what, is it already patented?
It was Tokugawa Ieyasu.
You know nothing of dares. Ask /tg/ for Dungeons: the Dragoning some time.
Hell, ask /tg/ for anything.
That wasn't a dare. It was just a question.
>Hearts in the eyes
Reverse search lands me in a /tg/ thread. Please advise.
My advice is it's yaoi
Do you want further advice?
My penis is still hard. Please advise further.
I don't get that guy, he does great sibling material (for my taste) but then I got to his gory works and it caught me off guard.
What's up with that?
He has a fetish you have and also one you don't.
Oh well, I guess I'll have to work magic on this laptop as well.
I don't like the incest but I love the guro.
I won't touch you... I'll just lick you instead!
if there is love at first sight, there is also love at first rape ?
Also known as "love"
Ahh, there was one in particular where it went
>you're just borrowing my first time eternally
>Borrowing someone's first time
Marisa logic detected
This sohuldn't get me excited.
>forgot my e-hentai pass
>can't register new account for some reason
Why must I suffer?
>reading saya no uta to fap
Are you a retard? Go watch some hentai if you want to fap. It's a regular VN, not an ero game.
Oh dear god.
I can't even
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!!
You forgot the pregnant part.
I swear, I'll find it in a second.
Fucking Bosshi, man.
Would hang on my wall/5
>This isn't even my final form.jpg
This can't be real...
The purest granny.
>that part in Joan of Arc's trial records where it's noted she was verified to be a virgin with an intact hymen
Yours is the drill... etc.
>"I'm cumming from having my head crushed!"
How did /a/ like the new ShindoL doujin?
dear god why did i just watch that video?
Waiting for translation.
The more you fucking know.
I know magic isn't particularly scientific, but the swimming in money is explicitly Scrooge's superpower in-universe, no one else can do it, they just crash painfully.
sluts dont blush or have any sense of shame you retard
Has there ever been a protest more rape inducing?
"Please stop I'm a virgin"?
Damn, okay I guess OP is a close second.
> Not a boy
sounds like a job for FATAL.
man its so newfag in here but it sure is going fast!! i aint for sure yet though sine i bnever post on a but it did now. i am lost om 4hcan so long that i cant really tell if this is the newfaggot or not.regardless it is funn y things on the,m. i mean some people can get surpsrised on pcitures that i thought where comone on a couple of years ago. but now they get all surpised!!! on the other hand people always were surpsied bac k then when i was surpsied so i guess i am now what they where then. ia iaunt for sure yet what i prefer. i idont even like anime.
Only thing worth fertilizing
>Your ass will memorize the shape of my dick
A lot of things say that. Hell, SYD even had a clip with that.
its just a bottle full of pheromones and some generic vanilla fragrance
the idea is getting you horny, and nothing is better at that than the female on a fertile week pheromone
>playing with a boy's ass just to help you masturbate!?
I love it whenever girls say this in hentai.
I play with a boy's ass to help me masturbate.
That is one hot Lithium atom.
Plying with your boypussy is always fun
I wonder if this /a/non is still here.
Unintentional comedy. It's very serious writing to them.
>But I'll take your virginity, Mom..
Anal sex or time travel shenanigans?
Anal. Also that's a futa daughter.
Holy shit. Sauce?
Check out Samin Jutsu series.
>Fucking a girl with epilepsy is amazing! Her convulsing ass muscles are squeezing my cock like a vice grip made of meat!