I am going to post this every day in 2014.
Pretty early today, isn't it?
Watch out for Ougi Oshino
The public enemy of the monogatari #1
She/he is the deity responsible for:
>☑ Delaying Kizumonogatari
>☑ Delaying Hanamonogatari
>☑ Delaying Madoka Episodes 11 and 12
>☑ Boring Araragi and viewers alike with some shit about traffic lights that abso-fucking-lutely no one cared about
>☑ No OP for Shinobu Time
>☑ No nipples in the monogatari BDs
>☑ Nadeko becoming a snake god
>☑ Attempted assassination of Kaiki Deishu
>☑ Attempted assassination of Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade
>☑ Attempted assassination of Shinobu Oshino
>☑ Attempted assassination of Koyomi Araragi
>☑ Successful assassination of Hachikuji Mayoi
>☑ Sasami-san selling poorly
>☑ The final chapters of SZS not being animated
>☑ Meme's disappearance (unconfirmed)
>☑ Madoka not winning an Oscar at the 86th Academy Awards
Her/his ultimate goal is to KILL anime
However, you can help stop him/her. Spread this message!
all I see is Cerebella