What do you do, /a/?
Go back to sleep cuddling my loli.
I have a mirror right by my bedside.
Does that mean I finally became a loli?
>be so surprised I wake up for real.
I calmly report this /b/ thread.
Tell her that if she sucks on my peepee, special milk comes out.
Get up and go shitpost on /a/
Pat her head and make breakfast. Then I'd figure out where she came from
Adopt and raise her as my daughter
Freakout internally, smile awkwardly.
Get up and look for my waifu, because she looks like she could be our daughter.
pretend to sleep talk and pretend her butt is a marshmallow
You could look a little happier about it.
wonder why I'm tied to the ceiling above a loli